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SPRINGTIME/ST. PATRICK'S DAY/BASEBALL 2511: Listen to today's show and hit a triple! Yes, spring has almost sprung, and we start off with some of our favorite ditties of the season, followed by a salute to St. Patty's Day and all things Irish, and then it's time to play ball! Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com Mar 15, 2025 
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B-SIDES/SEQUELS 2510: It's a demented double feature with a focus on 45 rpm B-sides for the first half, then answer records and follow-ups for the second half! Mar 8, 2025
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SPIKE JONES 2509: This week we have 3 special topics! The first half of the show is a survey of the career of the supreme funny music maker of the 1940s, Spike Jones. Then we have the Logan Awards nominees for best parody song and best original song of 2024. Finally we have the February 2025 top ten. It's all here at drdemento.com! Mar 1, 2025
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RECORDS 2508: This week we spotlight phonograph records, and also flash back to 1991 to hear hot hits of the day, and 1981 to catch some listener requests from that time. Feb 22, 2025
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INSANITY 2507: It rained real water in the land of Dementia yesterday - first time in many months. You might even hear it on the roof a little bit in my intros and outros on this show. The topic is insanity, always a colorful subject on my show! Feb 15, 2025
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LOVE 2506: Next Friday is Valentine's Day, and I'll play a bunch of Demented love songs, along with some unusual versions of familiar rock & roll songs, some Demented classics from early TV, and some unclassifiable crazy stuff. You can stream that show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com Feb 8, 2025
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NONSENSE/TOP TEN 2505: The songs in this show make little or no sense - which is exactly what their lyricists and composers were aiming for! We'll hear about 30 all time classic nonsense songs, plus the Top Ten for January. Feb 1, 2025
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SMOKING 2504: This week we flash back to past episodes from the '80's to the 2000's to hear tunes about smoking pro & con, among other things. Jan 25, 2025
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LIST SONGS 2503: Today's new show features list songs, or "catalog" songs -- One Piece At a Time, Subterranean Homesick Blues, 99 Words for Boobs to name a few. These can be little thrill rides for your brain! Jan 18, 2025
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OLD 2502: This week we explore all things old, including old men, old women, old places, and old times. Jan 11, 2025
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NEW 2501: As we embark upon a new year, this week's show celebrates newness. The actual songs may not be new, but I'm including some neat songs about being new. You can stream this show now at www.drdemento.com Jan 4, 2025
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THE FUNNY 25 FOR 2024! (2452) It's the year's hottest & coolest, along with some Hanukkah and New Year's songs. Dec 28, 2024
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CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH 2451: The penultimate show of 2024, with more Christmas cheer for you, plus some Hanukkah hilarity, is streamable now at www.drdemento.com Dec 21, 2024
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CHRISTMAS 2450: Here is the penultimate Christmas show of 2024, with lots of old favorites, several not-so-old favorites, and several holiday treats I haven't served before. Next week will be the ultimate holiday Demented delight, including some goodies for Hanukkah! Dec 14, 2024
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WINTER/CHRISTMAS 2449: We flash back to some ghosts of Christmas past, plus snow, skiing, and other wintertime fun. Dec 7, 2024
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TOP TEN 2448: Here's the final Top Ten of 2024. (Four weeks from now, I'll spin the Funny 25 with the most popular Demented songs for the whole year!) Nov 30, 2024
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THANKSGIVING 2447: Today we celebrate a Demented Thanksgiving with old seasonal favorites like "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" and "Take an Indian To Lunch" plus newer soon-to-be-perennials like "Taylor Got Run Over By a Reindeer" and "It's Fucking Cold Outside". Hear this brand-new show at www.drdemento.com ! Nov 23, 2024
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HUNTING 2446: Hunting season is here, and the woods are full of trees, animals, and people - but beware of the bullets! Hunting is serious business, but has inspired a lot of funny songs over the years, and I'll play an hour's worth of seasonal classics on this week's show, along with songs about naked people, squirrels (also naked), nuclear weapons and other curiosities. Hear them all by visiting www.drdemento.com. Nov 16, 2024
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STAR TREK 2445: The Great Luke Ski has curated a collection of Star Trek favorites old and new, many never played on the show before, including an all-time Star Trek top ten! Tune in now or anytime by bolding going to drdemento.com! Nov 9, 2024
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TOP TEN 2444: This week we have the Top Ten for October, plus several vintage "so-and-so for President" songs, some songs about the jungle, and a portly set of paeans to plumpness! Hear them all at www.drdemento.com. Nov 2, 2024
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HALLOWEEN 2443: Our second Halloween show of 2024 features seven songs about Frankenstein, plus "Dinner with Drac," "Svengoolie Stomp", "I Put a Spell On You" and of course "Monster Mash" -- two full hours of spooky tunes and scary melodies! Oct 26, 2024
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HALLOWEEN 2442: It's the first of our two new Halloween shows! We'll hear about zombies, mummies, werewolves, vampires, and other creatures to terrorize your thoughts and tickle your funnybone! Hear it now or anytime at drdemento.com Oct 19, 2024
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FOOTBALL 2441: Our special topic this week is...football! I'll also spin Demented songs about frogs, snakes, and uglies. Get ready for the Halloween songs the next two weeks! Oct 12, 2024
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SEQUELS 2440: Hello there, Dr Demento here with a word about the Dr Demento show streaming everywhere starting early Saturday, October 5th. We'll focus on sequels, such as "The Son Of Irving" and other demented characters whose story lived on in subsequent songs. We'll hear a bunch of 'em starting early Saturday, October 5, right here at drdemento.com. You have an appointment! Oct 5, 2024
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TOP TEN 2439: Hello there, Dr Demento here with a word about my show debuting September 28, 2024. It's the last weekend of the month, and that means you, the listeners, get to pick a lot of the songs. Simply visit www.drdemento.com and post your name, the town you live in, and the name of the song you'd like to hear, new or old. The most requested songs become the Top Ten! Sep 28, 2024
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FRANTICS 2438: Today's show features an hour of terrific spoken and musical hilarity from The Frantics, including their greatest Demented hits ("Boot to the Head", "Heaven Is For Presbyterians," "I Shot Bambi's Mother"), plus Monty Python, Kinky Friedman, Logan Whitehurst and so much more. Sep 21, 2024
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SCHOOL 2437: It's back to school time, and this week Dr. D has a backpack full of scholastic serenades, plus dementia from England, Canada, Alaska, and of course the lower 48! Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com Sep 14, 2024
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B-SIDES 2436: A decade or so after disc records first became popular, records with content on both sides were introduced. Needing to distinguish one side from the other, record manufacturers began labeling them as side A and side B (or something similar). This show investigates the peculiar history of the B side. You can hear it by visiting www.drdemento.com and searching for show #24-36. Sep 7, 2024
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TOP TEN 2435: It's Top Ten time on the Dr Demento Show this week -- plus four songs about beavers, three about clowns, five about walking, one about teenage enema nurses in bondage, an early Frank Zappa classic, and so much more! Aug 31, 2024
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KIP ADDOTTA 2434: This week's show is a rich, sweet, fun-filled salad of Deementia. Flowers, fish, talking, Australia, and a hearty salute to the late Kip Addotta. You can hear it all by visiting www.drdemento.com! Aug 24, 2024
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SHEL SILVERSTEIN 2433: This week's show features Shel Silverstein, the writer and performer of "Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out," "The Smoke-Off" and many other all-time Dr. Demento Show classics which are heard along with excerpts from a 1978 interview -- plus "Trapped In the Drive-Thru," "Dead Cat On the Line" and four tasty tunes about tacos. Aug 17, 2024
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CATS FLASHBACK 2432: The Doc is on vacation, so we flash back to episodes from 1983 & 2001, with a few newer songs for good measure! Aug 10, 2024
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DOGS FLASHBACK 2431: The Doc is on vacation, so we flash back to episodes from 2003 & the '80's plus hear Sulu's new one! Aug 3, 2024
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BODY/TOP TEN 2430: This week we celebrate the human body, with funny songs about some of its parts, from toes to head. We'll also hear three tracks by Bob Newhart (R. I. P.) and last but not least, the Top Ten for July! Remember you can hear a huge variety of past Dr. D shows the same way you hear this one - www.drdemento.com Jul 27, 2024
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BONZO DOG BAND 2429: Today's show features Weird Al Yankovic's first official release in six years, "Polkamania!" -- plus a new power ballad version of "Loud Ass Car" by the Wolves of Glendale, Adam Sandler's "Ode to My Car" un-bleeped, and an hour of hard-to-find hits by the legendary Bonzo Dog (Doo-Dah) Band. You can stream this show anytime starting Saturday, July 20, at www.drdemento.com . Jul 20, 2024
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MARTIN MULL/KINKY FRIEDMAN 2428: Two Demented legends left us in June, and today we pay tribute to each of them, along with songs about coffee and other topics. Stream it at drdemento.com! Jul 13, 2024
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AMERICA 2427: Happy Fourth of July weekend everybody! This week we flash back to Independence Day celebrations fro 1989 and 2002. Stream now or anytime at drdemento.com. The Doc returns with a new episode next week! Jul 6, 2024
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TOP TEN 2426: It's Top Ten time again! 2024 is half full, and it's been exciting, hasn't it? The final show of the first half is ready for streaming, at www.drdemento.com. Jun 29, 2024
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BUGS 2425: This week's topic is insects. From nice bugs like butterflies to nasty bugs who can kill people, insects have inspired many funny songs, and I'll play a bunch of the best and a couple of the worst ones on this week's show. You can stream that show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Jun 22, 2024
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FATHER'S DAY/BIRDS 2424: This week we celebrate Father's Day with a half-hour of demented Dad songs. The rest of the show is for the birds -- from woodsy owls to poisoned pigeons, from giant parakeets to psycho chickens! You can stream that show anytime at www.drdemento.com. Jun 15, 2024
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CANADA 2423: This week we salute Canada -- not the Great White North anymore, not until November anyway - but year-round, our neighbor land is a fertile source of Dementia! You can stream "Bulbous Bouffant," "Boot to the Head," "Carrot Juice Is Murder" and more Canadian comedy classics starting early Saturday, June 8th, at www.drdemento.com . Jun 8, 2024
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TOP TEN 2422: Lots of animals on this show -- several dogs, a couple of ducks, a wild goose, a naked ape, and a big blue frog -- plus Weird Al, Mae West, the Legendary Stardust Cowboy, and the Top Ten for May. You can stream the show (and 2,000+ others, one at a time) by visiting www.drdemento.com Jun 1, 2024
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COMPUTERS 2421: This week we flash back over 20 years to catch some songs about computers. The Doc will return with the top ten next week. Listen now or anytime at drdemento.com ! May 25, 2024
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BEARS 2420: Today's new show features songs about ferocious beasts like bears, lions, tigers, and alligators. We also have a set about trash, plus other surprises for your listening pleasure. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com! May 18, 2024
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MOTHER'S DAY 2419: Happy Mother's Day everybody! On today's show we'll hear songs from the perspective of mothers and others, from the ridiculous to the all too realistic. We'll also hear a batch of songs by Frank Zappa's Mothers of Invention, plus a set by the late Logan Whitehurst. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com! May 11, 2024
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STREAKING 50TH ANNIVERSARY 2418: The Doc treats us to a full episode about one of the wackiest fads of the '70's, streaking! Listen clothed or in the nude at drdemento.com now or anytime! May 4, 2024
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TRAINS/TOP TEN 2417: My special topic will be a longtime favorite of mine, trains. Railroads have inspired a whole lot of songs and comedy bits through the years, way more than airplanes! We'll hear a bunch of the best (including the Top Ten for April) and a couple of the worst on my show debuting Saturday, April 27th. Don't miss the train! Apr 27, 2024
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BASEBALL 2416: After covering requests, birthdays, death, Canada, and recreational substance use in our first hour, we turn our attention to another form of recreation for several jam packed innings of baseball comedy! Stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com Apr 20, 2024
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RANDOM 2415: The Doc's baseball episode is on rain delay so instead we present a random select of segments from the '80's. Apr 13, 2024
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2414 HARMONY: This week we flash back to 2003 to hear the Doc's salute to Dementia in harmony! Stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Apr 6, 2024
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TOP TEN 2413: This show brings you the Top Ten for March 2024, plus some Easter delights, a few tunes for tax time, and a variety of other things. Stream it anytime from www.drdemento.com ! Mar 30, 2024
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MIDWEST 2412: This week we celebrate spring, explore natural disasters, and hear songs about a whole host of places in the midwest. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com! Mar 23, 2024
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY 2411: This weekend we paint the town green with an hour's worth of Irish songs, plus sets on drugs, food, and some of your requests. Listen now or anytime at drdemento.com. Mar 16, 2024
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BANANAS 2410: Bananas are a very tasty fruit, enjoyed around the world...but "bananas" has oddly become a popular synonym for "crazy"...or Demented! We'll have a lot of fun with that on this week's show -- and we'll also hear songs about the second most Demented friut -- prunes, and we'll also have songs about marijuana, and a new version of "Fish Heads." You can stream that show now, or anytime you like, at www.drdemento.com. Mar 9, 2024
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POLICE 2409: This week while the Doc is on vacation we flash back to a few different past episodes about the police. Listen anytime at drdemento.com. Mar 2, 2024
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RANDOM/TOP TEN 2408: Here's the Top Ten for February 2024, plus a random selection from Dr. Demento's archives. You'll hear familiar Demented classics, plus old (and not so old) classics we haven't heard for way too long. Stream this show now (or anytime) from www.drdemento.com ! Feb 24, 2024
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CALIFORNIA 2407: Here is my new show, at last! Sorry for the delay - but I believe it's one of the best shows I've done lately - worth the wait I think. Hope you agree! Feb 17, 2024
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LOVE SONGS 2406: In honor of Valentine's Day, here's my annual program of Deemented love songs -- from "John and Marsha" to "Tapeworm of Love"...from George Burns & Gracie Allen to the Wolves of Glendale, from "Loving You Has Made Me Bananas" to "Je t'aime, moi non plus." You can hear this show (and thousands of others) by visiting www.drdemento.com. Feb 10, 2024
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BABIES 2405: This week we flashback 30 years to hear the Doc's salute to babies, plus other current and older songs from the time. Feb 3, 2024
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TOP TEN 2404: In addition to the top ten, this week we cover planes, Egypt, laundry, and more, including a whole set of Ray Stevens on the occasion of his retirement. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com Jan 27, 2024
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NEW YORK 2403: Here's the first entry in a new series of shows dedicated to various cities and regions. I plan to do one of these each month for awhile. Jan 20, 2024
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FISH 2402: Our topic today is fish (and fishing). Our scaly aquatic semi-ancestors, the meals we make of them, and the songs we sing about them. You can stream this show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Jan 13, 2024
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RANDOM 2401: This week we take a trip through the '80's archives to hear random segments containing hits and rarities about raspberries, the old west, dogs, science, and many other things. Jan 6, 2024
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FUNNY 25 2352: And here they are - the Funny 25 most requested Deemented songs of 2023, as tabulated from the monthly Top Tens - plus a few extra songs at the beginning and end of the show. You can stream them all now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Dec 30, 2023
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HOLIDAYS III 2351: Here's the Doctor's third all-new holiday show for 2023, just in time for Christmas Eve Eve! You can stream this show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Dec 23, 2023
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HOLIDAYS II 2350: Here's our second holiday show for 2023, starring Santa Claus who is the subject of most of the songs.
At the end of the show is a tribute to the excellent song parodist John Mammoser ("9 Coronas", "My Girlfriend Is Inflatable" and many more) who died of cancer on December 7th. Stream this show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Dec 16, 2023
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HOLIDAYS 2349: The first of our three special shows for the 2023 holidays includes a dozen Hanukkah comedy songs (a genre that didn't exist at all when the Dr Demento Show began) plus a couple of Krampus songs. The rest of the show is all Christmas fun! Stream it now at www.drdemento.com. Dec 9, 2023
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WINTER 2348: As the Doc takes a vacation this week (no confirmation if a ski lodge is involved) we present a flashback to winters of years past, edited together from episodes ranging 1983-2001. Dec 2, 2023
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TOP TEN 2347: Here's the last Top Ten of 2023 (in just five weeks we'll count down the Funny 25 for the whole year!) plus a couple of Christmas songs (we'll have lots more in December, and Hanukkah too) plus songs about alcohol, fruit, and some Deemented dance tunes! Stream the show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Nov 25, 2023
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THANKSGIVING 2346: Happy Thanksgiving! Here's our Turkey Day playlist for 2023, with some new things in the first set and an Audio Torture Chamber at the end. You can listen to the show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Nov 18, 2023
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SPOKEN COMEDY 2345: The final hour of this week's show has not a single note of music! It's all spoken comedy, from Uncle Josh to George Carlin, from Shelley Berman to Monty Python, and lots more. The show begins with three tracks from the new CD by "& Barnes" (Bill Mumy), "Shit Happens," and continues with Weird Al, Worm Quartet, the Dead Alewives and lots more. Stream it now at www.drdemento.com. Nov 11, 2023
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HUNTING 2344: Hunting animals is not quite as popular a pastime as it once was, but there are a lot of funny songs about hunting, and this week's blast from the past has a bagful of the best of them. You can stream that show anytime at drdemento.com. Nov 4, 2023
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HALLOWEEN 2343: Here's Halloween show #2 for 2023, with lots more spooky tunes and scary melodies old and recent -- Dinner with Drac, Werecow, Fear the Walking Dead, Zombie Jamboree -- you get the picture! Stream this show now or anytime at drdemento.com. Oct 28, 2023
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HALLOWEEN 2342: BOO! Here's the first of our two all-new Halloween shows for 2023. Two hours-plus of spooky tunes and scary melodies, old and new, famous and obscure, funny and frightening! Stream the show now at drdemento.com. Oct 21, 2023
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PIZZA 2341: It's pizza day in the Land of Dementia! The whole second hour is devoted to songs about pizza, going back to mid-century when it first became an American food craze! In the first hour we celebrate the arrival of fall, the top comedy songs of 2022 according to The FuMP, and other crazy Demented topics. Oct 14, 2023
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FOOD 2340: This week's show is a blast from the past, and a dementedly delicious one too! The subject is food, and the menu includes everything from sushi to goulash, vegetables to head cheese, hors d'oeuvres to cookies, pie and cake. You can stream the show anytime from drdemento.com. Oct 7, 2023
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TOP TEN 2339: Here's the Top Ten for September, plus a set from the new Worm Quartet album, some runners up from the Top Ten, and a whole lot more Demented delights! You can stream the show now (or anytime you like) at www.drdemento.com. Sep 30, 2023
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MARIJUANA 2338: Our topic today is marijuana. Now that it's legal in many places, and socially acceptable in most other parts of the USA, I'm bringing back some of the fine songs it inspired when it was still highly illegal! Stream the show now at drdemento.com.
(Sorry it's late- I was under the weather for a couple of days, but am feeling excellent today!) Sep 24, 2023
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EMBARASSMENT 2337: This show features (in segments 3 through 6) songs that may embarrass some people, for various reasons -- though many regular listeners count them among their very favorites! You can stream this show anytime at www.drdemento.com. Sep 16, 2023
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OTHER DOMESTICATED ANIMALS 2336: Since I recently finished shows about dogs and cats, I thought I'd spin some Demented tunes about other domesticated animals -- cows and sheep, canaries and parakeets, lions and elephants (in zoos and circuses). This week's show also has the Top Ten (a week late, but it's great!) Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com. Sep 9, 2023
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LABOR DAY 2335: With the Doc on vacation, we are presenting a combination of 7 different Labor Day episodes of the past. Sep 2, 2023
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MONKEYS/MONKEES 2334: We flashback to 2003 for a program about apes and monkeys, then even further back to an interview the Doc did with the rock group the Monkees in 1987! Aug 26, 2023
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CATS 2333: Last week we celebrated the dog days of summer...Cats deserve a celebration too! We'll hear 28 songs about cats this week, most of them complimentary. This show also features the Logan Awards nominees for parody songs. Stream this show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com Aug 19, 2023
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DOGS 2332: This week's show features a tribute to Paul Reubens (aka Pee Wee Herman), plus the five Logan Award nominees for best comedy song, and a whole bunch of funny songs about dogs! Stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Aug 12, 2023
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ALCOHOL 2331: This week we have a blast from the past -- and I do mean a blast! The subject is alcohol. A serious subject, but it has inspired innumerable funny songs. You'll hear a bunch of the best and a few of the worst ones when you stream this week's show at www.drdemento.com. Aug 5, 2023
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TOP TEN 2330: Here's the Top Ten for July, plus a bunch of songs about wine, and a bunch about marijuana as well! You can stream this show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com Jul 29, 2023
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BLACK DEMENTIA 2329: Today we feature some of the great Black artists who have done Demented songs and comedy bits -- from Lead Belly and Butterbeans & Susie to Slim Gaillard, The Coasters and Eddie Murphy. We'll also hear Jane Birkin (RIP), Albert Brooks, Pink Floyd and more. You can stream this show anytime starting Saturday, July 22 at www.drdemento.com. Jul 22, 2023
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STORY SONGS 2328: This show features an hour of story songs ("ballads" in the traditional meaning of the word). Some old favorites and some you may not have heard! Stream the show now at www.drdemento.com. Jul 15, 2023
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RANDOM 2327: Our historian has assembled this from 10 prior episodes, ranging from 1983 to 1992 in demented (reverse) order, and including a segment on vacations in honor of the Doc's vacation this week! Jul 8, 2023
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AMERICA 2326: Happy Birthday U. S. A.! The whole show this week is dedicated to America -- it's not perfect but these songs are often hysterical, along with being historical. Stream it now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Jul 1, 2023
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TOP TEN 2325: This week Dr. Demento welcomes Summertime 2023 with a salute to the season - summertime clothes, summertime food, and we count down the Top Ten hottest and coolest Deemented songs for June! Stream the show now or whenever you like at www.drdemento.com. Jun 24, 2023
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FATHER'S DAY 2324: Happy Father's Day! Here are 25 funny songs about fatherhood, plus some more goodies for everyone. You can stream that show now or anytime from www.drdemento.com. Enjoy! Jun 17, 2023
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NUDITY 2323: Hello there -- Dr Demento here -- It's getting warmer outside and we don't need as many clothes as we did a few weeks ago -- and some of us are able to get by witn no clothes at all! I'll explore the demented side of nudity on the show starting June 10th, 2023. You can stream that show and thousands of earlier Dr Demento shows at www.drdemento.com. Jun 10, 2023
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TOP TEN 2322: Here's the Top Ten for May, plus "99 Words for Boobs," "The Insult Song," "Bicycle Seat" and a new song by the Other Favorites for the revival of the 70-year-old 3-D feature "Robot Monster in 3-D." Jun 3, 2023
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GAMES 2321: The Doc is feeling a bit under the weather this week, so our archivist has assembled a flashback episode on this topic from 1987 & 2001. The Doc will be back next week with the new top ten for May! May 27, 2023
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CANADA 2320: We begin with an hour of American dementia and follow it up with an hour of dementia from north of the border! Stream now or anytime at drdemento.com May 20, 2023
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MOTHERS 2319: No two mothers are the same, and that also goes for the motherly songs on this week's show! Recommended for open-minded mothers and their offspring. We'll also have a set of songs by Frank Zappa's Mothers of Invention, totally different from the ones played in 2022. Stream the show now at www.drdemento.com ! May 13, 2023
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SPIKE JONES 2318: This week we have an extra-special blast from the past...a two-hour tribute to the man whose music has inspired Dr. Demento ever since he was 4 years old, and his dad brought home a 78 of "Cocktails for Two" -- Spike Jones! Stream this show now or anytime from www.drdemento.com . May 6, 2023
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TOP TEN 2317: This week's show features tracks from the new Needlejuice compilations by Tom Lehrer and Napoleon XIV, tributes to Harry Belafonte and Barry Humphries, and the Top Ten for April. Stream the show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Apr 29, 2023
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HAIR 2316: This week's show features 33 fun songs about hair. We have less of it than most mammals, but we prize and enhance the way it decorates us. Even when we choose to remove it, hair makes a statement! Stream this show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Apr 22, 2023
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WEATHER 2315: This week's special topic is the weather. We can't do much about it, but we can listen to funny songs about it! This week we also have songs about geeks, drugs and sleeping, (Note: the song by Nikka's Box has highly explicit language).Stream the new show now at www.drdemento.com. Apr 15, 2023
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BASEBALL 2314: Baseball season is underway! Baseball has inspired more funny songs and comedy bits than any other sport, and I've got an hour's worth of the most Deemenred ones this week -- plus a celebration of Tom Lehrer's 95th birthday, and some songs about frogs and your teeth. Stream this new show now at www.drdemento.com ! Apr 8, 2023
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RANDOM 2313: Not an April Fool's joke, this week is a variation on the D-pod shuffle...a compilation of random segments from past episodes, 1979-1989. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com Apr 1, 2023
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TOP TEN 2312: Here we are, a quarter of the way through 2023 already! My show for the weekend of March 25 has been uploaded, featuring the Top Ten, a set of science fact songs, and a variety of rare and Deemented goodies old and new. Stream it now at www.drdemento.com and share the laughter! Mar 25, 2023
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SPRING 2311: Spring is here...well, it officially starts on Monday, March 21 in the Northern Hemisphere, no matter what the weather outside is like! I have some classic Demented Springtime songs for you, along with lots more funny stuff. Stream springtime anytime at www.drdemento.com! Mar 18, 2023
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ARTIE BARNES & NAPOLEON XIV TRIBUTE 2310: Our new show pays tribute to two of the greatest artists in the Land of Dementia, both of whom passed away since the last show - Jerry Samuels, better known as Napoleon XIV, and Robert Haimer, better known as Artie Barnes of Barnes & Barnes. The show also has lots of really funny songs! Stream it now at drdemento.com. I will cover the previously announced topic (Musical Instruments) in April. Mar 11, 2023
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TOP TEN 2309: The Top Ten for February, plus Demented songs about television, balloons, and Good Advice. Stream the show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com! Mar 4, 2023
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CARTOONS 2308: This flashback episode is overflowing with an hour or so of cartoon toons from all eras! Feb 25, 2023
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HATE SONGS 2307: Last week we had love songs -- this week we flip the coin for some hate songs - or, less seriously, dislike songs, which are often just as funny! Stream the new show now at drdemento.com. Feb 18, 2023
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LOVE SONGS 2306: Valentine's Day is next Tuesday, and here is my annual batch of Deemented love songs -- Silly Love Songs if you prefer Paul's designation! Stream them now or anytime from drdemento.com. Feb 11, 2023
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JAZZ 2305: Today I have another blast from the past - a show featuring Demented songs in a jazzy vein! Stream it now at drdemento.com! Feb 4, 2023
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TOP TEN 2304: Today's show features the first Top Ten of 2023, plus some great Demented Discs about rabbits (2023 is a Year of the Rabbit), other animals, and human hair. Stream it now at drdemento.com! Jan 28, 2023
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PUNK 2303: By popular demand, we celebrate Punk in our second hour. The music and the language is a bit more raucous than usual! In the first hour we feature hamsters, snow, and the songs and poetry of the late Les Barker. Stream the show now or anytime from www.drdemento.com. Jan 21, 2023
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LISTEN TO THE LYRICS 2302: Song lyrics have always been important, especially with a comedy show! On this show we feature three specific types of lyrics: comedy rap, ballads (story songs), and "patter songs". You can stream it now (sorry for the delay) or anytime, at www.drdemento.com. Jan 14, 2023
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MOVIES 2301: Today we go to the movies! The entire show is devoted to songs and sketches from or about motion pictures -- selected from a variety of past Dr Demento shows. You can stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Jan 7, 2023
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FUNNY 25 2253: Happy New Year, everybody! Here's the Funny 25 most popular songs of 2022, plus some after-Christmas and New Year's favorites. You can stream this show now or anytime at drdemento.com. Dec 31, 2022
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HOLIDAYS 2252: Here's the third and final holiday show for 2022, with more holiday perennials plus some good ones I haven't played before. You can stream this (and over 2,000 older shows) now or anytime at drdemento.com. Hope you all have a safe and very happy Christmas! Dec 24, 2022
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HOLIDAYS 2251: Here's our second serving of holiday dementia for 2022, ending with a heaping helping of Hanukkah songs and comedy! Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com Dec 17, 2022
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HOLIDAYS 2250: The first of our three all-new holiday shows for 2022 is now available for streaming at www.drdemento.com. It's got old favorites well worth hearing again -- Stan Freberg's "Green Christmas" plus crazy carols by Tom Lehrer, Yogi Yorgesson and Spike Jones, and some extremely Demented new things too! Dec 10, 2022
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WINTER 2249: The Doc is taking a break this week so we're bringing back some wintertime faves from the past! Hear about rusty Chevrolets, tow trucks, abominable snowmen, and a bunch of snowy things, including an extended helping of yellow snow! There's also a few Christmas songs to ease us into the holiday season. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com. Dec 3, 2022
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TOP TEN 2248: Here are some funny songs about atomic energy, vegetables and Christmas, plus the Top Ten for November (the last Top Ten of 2022!) Stream the show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Nov 26, 2022
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THANKSGIVING 2247: This week we have a big stack of Thanksgiving-related Deementia, including Arlo Guthrie's original "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" and a few musical "turkeys" for your amusement - plus "Leader of the Laundromat," "The Little Blue Man" and lots more. Stream this show now at drdemento.com ! Nov 19, 2022
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PIZZA 2246: Today we celebrate pizza -- and pay a brief tribute to the man who named me Dr. Demento, and got me started in commercial radio, the late Steven Segal, AKA The Obscene Steven Clean. Nov 12, 2022
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HUNTING 2245: The Doc was out of town this week to promote the new Weird movie, so we're presenting an episode from the past about hunting. Even vintage Dr. Demento is always fresh! Enjoy now or anytime at drdemento.com Nov 5, 2022
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HALLOWEEN 2244: Here's the second half of our Halloween doubleheader for 2022! Nudist Colony Of the Dead, Fear the Walking Dead, Zombie Apocalypse Barbecue, Re: Your Brains, Werewolves of London, Goblin Girl, Nature Trail to Hell and lots more haunted hits for your Halloween party! Oct 29, 2022
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HALLOWEEN PART 1 2243: Halloween is sneaking up on you - BOO! Here's the first of our two Halloween shows for 2022. Old favorites and new ones too, including a dozen spooky tunes and scary melodies I haven't played before. Stream this show anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Oct 22, 2022
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FROGS 2242: This week we celebrate frogs - those harmless little amphibians have inspired almost as many funny songs as kitty cats, and I'll spin some froggy favorites in our second hour. I'll also have a tribute to the late and most wonderful Judy Tenuta. Oct 15, 2022
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AIRPLANES 2241: Today I offer a blast from the past - a show never before available online. My special topic is aviation -- funny flying songs from "Snoopy Vs. the Red Baron" to "Fly On a Plane" plus "The Vatican Rag," "Heaven Is for Presbyterians" and "Napster Crimes: Metallika Put Me In Jail." Stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Oct 8, 2022
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TOP TEN 2240: Here's the Top Ten for September 2022! Other highlights include an animal cracker trilogy, a dinosaur quadrilogy, and the live version of "30,000 Pounds of Bananas" by Harry Chapin. Stream the show anytime at www.drdemento.com. Oct 1, 2022
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FOOTBALL 2239: We salute football this week, with funny favorites by Andy Griffith, George Carlin, Tom Lehrer and more -- Lots of other Deementia as well, including songs and comedy about Pentiums (RIP), cannibals, cannabis, and Adam West. Stream this new show now at www.drdemento.com! Sep 24, 2022
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DOGS PART 2 2238: Of all the animals in the kingdom, dogs are second only to people as a subject for songs...and many of those songs are Demented! Here is another kennelful of funny canine classics. Stream them now or anytime from www.drdemento.com ! Sep 17, 2022
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TOP TEN 2237: The Top Ten for August 2022. I'm back from my vacation (very relaxing) and this is a brand new show. Stream it now or anytime from drdemento.com. Sep 10, 2022
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LABOR DAY FLASHBACK 2236: The Doc is taking a break for Labor Day. The rest of us can take a break with this flashback to 1994. There are songs about working, plus a vintage Funny Five! Sep 3, 2022
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BIRDS & BEES FLASHBACK 2235: The Doc is on vacation this week, so here is a flashback to 2005 with songs about birds and bees, plus a vintage Funny Five for your enjoyment! Aug 27, 2022
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CATS 2234: Our topic this week is cats. Lots of funny songs about cats -- young and old, good and bad, sweet and not so sweet. Just like in real life! It's a whole new show, streamable now at www.drdemento.com. Aug 20, 2022
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DOGS 2233: The dog days of summer have arrived, and we're greeting them with an hour of thoroughly Demented dog songs! We'll salute Beavis & Butt-head (yes, they're back) and Sweetie Candy Vigilante (coming soon!) Stream our crazy new show immediately at drdemento.com. Aug 13, 2022
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WILD WEST 2232: Today's topic is the Wild West - more specifically, the Demented West, with some classic and a couple of not-so-classic songs about cowboys and other denizens of the Wide Open Spaces! Aug 6, 2022
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TOP TEN 2231: The Top Ten for July, plus a merry miscellany of Demented Discs from "Rutabaga Boogie" to "Marcel's Talking Chainsaw", by artists from Victor Borge to Yung Gravy. Stream it now at www.drdemento.com ! Jul 30, 2022
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PSYCHEDELIA 2230: The Dr. Demento Show gets psychedelic this week! We salute the golden age of psychedelia, the late 1960s, with a definitive tribute first heard in 1985. Nearly half of this show is brand new, however, including the first-hour free-for-all (lots of requests) and more psychedelic stuff! Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com. Jul 23, 2022
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MEDICAL 2229: This week Dr. Demento salutes his colleagues (?) in the medical profession, with songs saluting (and satirizing) doctors, nurses, and the people and things they work with to hopefully keep us healthy. Hear that show anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Jul 16, 2022
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CARS 2228: Today's show will take you on a musical joyride! We have an hour of Demented songs about cars, plus a first hour free-for-all with equally Demented songs about a bunch of other things, plus the Demented News with Whimsical Will! Hear it now at drdemento.com. Jul 9, 2022
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FOURTH FLASHBACK 2227: Happy Fourth of July! Dr. D is laid up with a sprained ankle this week...but here is a fine Fourth of July show from 1996 which many of you haven't heard, and it's a humdinger.
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TOP TEN 2226: Here's the Top Ten for June 2022, and a show with much-needed Demented merriment (Nothing about the Supreme Court - the show was planned before the rulings were announced). Hear it now at drdemento.com! Jun 25, 2022
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BEER 2225: This week's special topic is beer. Beer has inspired more funny songs than any other alcohol (or any other recreational drug for that matter) and I'll spin some of the best from my collection. (Sorry for the late upload!) Jun 18, 2022
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SUMMER & SURF 2224: This week we flash back to the '80's for a celebration of the 25th anniversary of surf music, summertime in general, and also Father's Day which is coming up next weekend. Stream it now at drdemento.com Jun 11, 2022
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BICYCLES/MOTORCYCLES 2223: The Dr Demento show rides on two wheels this week, with Deemented songs about bicycles and motorcycles. In the first hour we celebrate National Rotisserie Chicken Day and National Accordion Awareness Month, plus the usual shenanigans. drdemento.com Jun 4, 2022
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TOP TEN 2222: Here's the Top Ten for May 28, 2022, plus a lot of "runners-up," old and new, and a few goodies I haven't played before! "Candy Rapper," "My Girl's Pussy," and Pat Boone singing the theme from an obscure horror movie. Stream it now at drdemento.com ! May 28, 2022
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FUNNY ROCK SONGS 2221: Did you know that some of the most famous rock musicians made some of the funniest songs around? Get Demented with the Beatles, the Who, the Police, the Monkees and more on this week's new show. Hear it now at www.drdemento.com May 21, 2022
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ALL TIME FAVORITES 2220: For today's show I asked people to request their all-time favorite Demented songs - and what a wonderful weird mixture of songs you came up with! Everything from Dog Breath and Smut to Sneaky Snake and Dueling Tubas! You can stream that show any day starting today at drdemento.com. May 14, 2022
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MOTHER'S DAY 2219: Happy Mother's Day! This show includes an hour of Motherly dementia, plus a special set of horsey songs for Kentucky Derby day. May 7, 2022
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TOP TEN 2218: Top Ten time today! Plus some porcine Dementia (songs about pigs), a Star Wars song I've never played until now, a few unusual drinking songs, and a new one called "Spongebob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy." Stream the show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Apr 30, 2022
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ROBOTS 2217: This week we celebrate robots! Good robots and bad robots - robots that would do anything we desire, and robots that want to kill us all. You can stream and enjoy this show now (or anytime) from drdemento.com! Apr 23, 2022
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EASTER/MEMORIES 2216: Happy Easter! The new Dr Demento show has a set of Demented Easter songs, plus some songs about memories of the past, and a fond farewell to Gilbert Gottfried. Stream it now at www.drdemento.com Apr 16, 2022
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FARTING 2215: By popular demand I'm bringing back the farting contest, together with some carefully curated and hilarious songs about flatulence. Lots of other funny stuff too. www.drdemento.com Apr 9, 2022
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TRAINS 2214: I haven't featured train songs for awhile, and it's one of my favorite subjects, so here goes! Plus, it's my birthday today (April 2). Apr 2, 2022
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TOP TEN 2213: Here's the Top Ten for March 2022, plus a whole lot of runners-up, and a couple of scintillating mini-topics too! Stream it now at www.drdemento.com! Mar 26, 2022
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ALIENS/OUTER SPACE 2212: This week we have an all-new show with a popular topic - Aliens & Outer Space. The first hour features nautical Dementia including some bawdy old sea chanteys, plus a good 'n bloody chantey written and sung by Josh Turner and Carson McKee when they were in high school! Stream it now at www.drdemento.com. Mar 19, 2022
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IRISH 2211: Here's our annual virtual visit to the Ireland of our Demented imagination -- preceded by a merry miscellany of topical tunes and just plain fun! Stream it anytime from drdemento.com Mar 12, 2022
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SUPER VILLAINS 2210: Today we celebrate Supervillains. Well, we don't exactly endorse what they do, but the world's worst people (from D. Vader to V. Putin) have inspired some of the world's best songs, and we'll hear a bunch of 'em this weekend! Streamable now from drdemento.com Mar 5, 2022
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TOP TEN 2209: The Top Ten for February, plus a dozen runners-up, and a whole lot more Dementia! Stream it now at drdemento.com. Feb 26, 2022
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ZOOS AND CIRCUSES 2208: Today I have songs about zoos and circuses, especially the animals we go there to see. (They may be in cages, unfortunately, but the songs are free!) Also, for the week after Valentine's day, a few funny songs about love that's passed its best-by date. Stream the show now at www.drdemento.com ! Feb 19, 2022
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DEMENTED LOVE SONGS 2207: Along with our customary program of Demented love songs, I have two very exciting premieres! A brand-new song by the Knuckleheadz...AND a new National Anthem of the Land of Deementia, "Born Weird" by Nerf Herder, featuring an accordion solo by Weird Al himself! Stream it now at www.drdemento.com. Feb 12, 2022
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COMICS 2206: We salute the comics this week, with 26 fun songs derived from or inspired by comic strips and comic books, from Barney Google to Great Lakes Avengers. Feb 5, 2022
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TOP TEN 2205: Here's the Top Ten for January, plus a raft of other goodies - a mess of boogies, winter sports, and a swim in the ocean of free-form radio! Listen right now at drdemento.com. Jan 29, 2022
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WARM PLACES 2204: Let's warm things up with some Demented discs from (and about) warm places - Hawaii, Jamaica, and Australia for starters! Lots of requests this week - Martin Mull, Ruth Wallis, Don Bowman ("Hello D.J."), Weird Al, and some real obscurities. Stream the show anytime at www.drdemento.com Jan 22, 2022
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IRRELEVANCE 2203: Today I have songs about good boys and bad boys, bloody guts, a little surrealism, a little nonsense, and some Deemented songs recorded live by the late Bob Saget. Special added attraction: the Crepitation Contest in high fidelity! Stream it (and over 1,000 other shows) anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Jan 15, 2022
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REQUESTS 2202: What do I do with all the requests for non-holiday songs in December? I play a lot of them in January, and this week's show has plenty of Demented classics we haven't heard in quite awhile - like "The Vatican Rag," "Let It All Hang Out," "Pencil Neck Geek" and "Sensitive New Age Guys." No bleeps - this show is R-rated. Hear it now! drdemento.com Jan 8, 2022
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FAST FOOD 2201: Welcome to the third decade of the 21st century, dementites and dementoids!
Today we celebrate fast food, especially the kind you can hold in your hands - hot dogs, hamburgers, tacos, and pizza! Plus a Demented oddity by Betty White, and a bunch of other crazy tunes. You can hear that show anytime starting early on New Year's Day, 2022 - just visit www.drdemento.com and select "streaming." Jan 1, 2022
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FUNNY 25 2152: The Funny 25 countdown of the most demanded Demented Discs of the year is now online -- together with an opening set of After-Christmas songs! www.drdemento.com Dec 25, 2021
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CHRISTMAS 2151: And here it is - our third and final all-Christmas show for 2021. More Demented holiday songs old and new, in a wide variety of styles and smiles! No duplication of the past two weeks. On Christmas Day we'll have the Funny 25! www.drdemento.com Dec 18, 2021
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CHRISTMAS 2150: Part 2 of my Christmas trilogy is now available for streaming - featuring Tom Lehrer, the Aquabats, Randy Rainbow, Barnes & Barnes, the Mushroom Tab. Choir and more Demented holiday favorites old and new. Also a Dr. D exclusive - Osaka Popstar's rockin' new cover of "The Christmas That Almost Wasn't." www.drdemento.com Dec 11, 2021
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HOLIDAYS #1 2149: Hark, the Demented angels sing! The first of three holiday shows for 2021 is now available for streaming, with holiday hilarity old and new, from "Dominick the Donkey" to "Christmas In Lumania." Plus a set of Krampus songs, and a tribute to Stephen Sondheim. www.drdemento.com Dec 4, 2021
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HANUKKAH 2148: Happy Hanukkah! This year we celebrate the 40th anniversary of the first Hanukkah novelty song ever, "Hanukkah Rocks." Now there are quite a few, and I spin 14 of the best this week, along with the Top Ten for November, a just-released Weird Al cover of the Ramones, and lots more. www.drdemento.com Nov 27, 2021
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THANKSGIVING 2147: Here's the Thanksgiving show for 2021, with a tribute to the late Joe Siracusa, the last of the 1940s Spike Jones City Slickers, and a dear friend. My heartfelt thanks for your support of the show! drdemento.com Nov 20, 2021
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HUNTING 2146: I don't imagine a great many Dementites take to the woods with rifles or shotguns these days (I've never tried it myself) but there are a lot of funny songs about hunting, and this show has some of the best! Lots of other goodies too. www.drdemento.com Nov 13, 2021
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TOP TEN 2145: Now online - the Top Ten for October (a week late so as not to interrupt our Halloween celebration) plus some runners-up for the Top Ten and some surprises, old and not so old!
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HALLOWEEN 2144: This week we celebrate zombies, werewolves, grave robbers, unripe pumpkins, and Count Dracula- it can only be another Dr Demento Halloween! We'll also preview another track from the new Barnes & Barnes album, "Pancake Dream," out November 5. Stream it at www.drdemento.com Oct 30, 2021
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HALLOWEEN 2143: Here's another two hours of spooky tunes and scary melodies, familiar and not so familiar, to get you in the mood for October 31 -- plus a sneak preview of the new Barnes & Barnes album which comes out next month on Demented Punk Records. It's very Demented -- and very dark! www.drdemento.com Oct 23, 2021
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HALLOWEEN 2142: Halloween is drawing closer, and this week's show is about two-thirds "spooky tunes and scary melodies"-- plus Ray Stevens' new song (and his first hit, from 60 years ago!), other gems from 1961, William Shatner's real-life rocket ride, and a cool new song featuring Josh Turner. Oct 16, 2021
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CAFFEINE 2141: Caffeinated beverages, especially coffee, have inspired a whole lot of Demented songs -- more than any other beverages except for alcohol. I've rounded up more than two dozen of them, including many never heard on the show before. Other highlights include the newly viral "Bohemian Catsody" and the story of how David Seville's first #1 hit, "Witch Doctor," originated. drdemento.com Oct 9, 2021
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NONSENSE 2140: By popular demand I revisit the topic of nonsense songs this week! The Ying Tong Song, Ain't We Crazy, Cobwebs and Strange, Like a Dribbling Fram and over 20 other of the silliest songs ever made or imagined. Hear that show now or anytime at drdemento.com. Oct 2, 2021
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TOP TEN 2139: Here's the Top Ten for September, plus songs about punks by non-punks, a few more songs about school. On top of that, YouTube star and terrific musician Josh Turner visits Dementia Central! Josh and I chat about funny music and other things. drdemento.com Sep 25, 2021
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BACK TO SCHOOL 2138: This week we go back to school - songs and comedy bits about education, that is! Weird Al, Tom Lehrer, Robin Williams, Frank Zappa, Barnes & Barnes, The Frantics and many more intelligent people comprise this week's faculty. Norm Macdonald, Monty Python, Roger Miller and other stars of Dementia join in the opening free-for-all. Drdemento.com Sep 18, 2021
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MILITARY 2137: On this 20th anniversary of the infamous 9/11 attacks, here's a Dr. Demento salute to the defenders of America, the Army, Navy, Marines and Air Force. There are a lot of funny songs about the armed services, and the experiences of those who serve, and I play more than an hour's worth on this show. www.drdemento.com Sep 11, 2021
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LABOR DAY 2136: This is the weekend where we interrupt our labors by celebrating them! Hear more than an hour of funny songs about all kinds of work on this weekend's brand-new Dr. Demento Show. www.drdemento.com Sep 4, 2021
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TOP TEN 2135: The Top Ten for August 2021, plus a tribute to Tom T. Hall, Don Everly and Charlie Watts, and a nice long swim in the Ocean of Dementia! drdemento.com Aug 28, 2021
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CATS 2134: Dinosaur Song, Birdhouse in your Soul, Rap Yodeler, Clean Song, She Grabbed my Coconuts, Shlock Rod, Traffic Lights, Driving through Chicago, Big Cat, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Cat Song, Siamese Cat Song, Overflowing Catbox Blues, Cat Came Back, Monster, 7-11, Earache my Eye Aug 21, 2021
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DOGS 2133: Teenage Mutant Kung-fu Chickens, Surfing Bird, Oy it's so Humid, Stonk, Hillbilly Rap, Cheesehead Song, It Ain't Easy Being Male, Hot Dog Boogie, Snoopy vs. the Red Baron, Barbecue Spuds McKenzie, How Come my Dog Don't Bark, Freeze-Dried Fido, Poetic Justice Thurgood, Hey Robin, Don't Touch That, Dead Puppies Aug 14, 2021
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FOLK II 2132: And here it is - Demented Folk Music II! Featuring the Smothers Brothers, the Kingston Trio, Allan Sherman (My Son the Folksinger), Country Joe & The Fish and many more. Plus a half dozen songs by Logan Whitehurst and some Demented songs about Radio, and more. drdemento.com Aug 7, 2021
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TOP TEN 2131: The Top Ten for July 2021 and runners-up, plus "I'm Better Than the Beatles," new songs by Rand Bellavia (Ookla the Mok,) "It's Hot As Balls Outside," "I Heart Aging and Dying" and "Steppin' On a Spaniel" (mystery solved!) Hear it at drdemento.com. Jul 31, 2021
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FOLK 2130: Funny folk songs have been around for centuries, but the Folk Revival of the 1950s and 1960s had more than its share! Hear some of those, and newer songs in the same spirit, plus Weird Al, Logan Whitehurst, Chet Atkins with Ray Stevens, and more on my all-new show! drdemento.com Jul 24, 2021
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RECORDS 2129: The topic is records on this all-new show! An hour-plus of historical/hysterical songs and stories about records,mostly the kind you play on a phonograph --preceded by an hour's free swim in the ocean of Dementia. It all adds up to two hours 15 minutes (no extra charge for the extra time!) Jul 17, 2021
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DIETING 2128: As some of us are trying to shed the pounds we added during the long months of lockdown, here's some musical motivation! I also have the five nominees for the Logan Award for best song parody of 2020, plus Stan Freberg's hilarious backhand tribute to Lawrence Welk and other goodies. Note: "Car Keys" and "The Captain's Wife's Lament" have some adult humor. drdemento.com Jul 10, 2021
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ALL AMERICAN 2127: Celebrating the Fourth of July with an all-American show! Stan Freberg, Frank Zappa, Weird Al, Spike Jones, Allan Sherman, Mel Brooks, the Hoosier Hot Shots, David Peel and the Lower East Side, and my choice for a new National Anthem -- one you can actually sing! Streamable now at drdemento.com. Jul 3, 2021
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TOP TEN 2126: The Top Ten for June, plus twisted tunes about stupid people, smart dinosaurs, fat chickens, confused sportscasters, and mammary glands! Jun 26, 2021
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ALCOHOL PART 2 2125: For various reasons, alcohol has inspired an enormous number of songs, including many very funny songs! Here are some more great ones I didn't get to two weeks ago. Also a set for Father's Day. Jun 19, 2021
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TRAVEL 2124: People are finally free to hit the road (or the airport) this summer, so we have some Demented travelin' music for you...plus some Demented requests, a salute to the Bo Burnham Netflix special, and a Cicada Cacophony! Stream it anytime at drdemento.com. Jun 12, 2021
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ALCOHOL 2123: Today's show features funny songs about alcohol. It's pleasant, it's dangerous, and it mixes well with music, so there are naturally a lot of songs about it, and some of them are Demented! I'll also preview the new vinyl album featuring legendary comedian Jonathan Winters. www.drdemento.com Jun 5, 2021
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DYLAN/TOP TEN 2122: In celebration of Bob Dylan's 80th, a dozen Demented tributes to the man from Minnesota, by a wide variety of artists, famous and otherwise. Plus the Top Ten for May, some great requests, and a farewell to Rusty Warren. Drdemento.com May 29, 2021
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TOBACCO 2121: Tobacco isn't as popular as it used to be, but it has inspired a pack of hilarious songs and comedy through the years. This week's new show brings back "Another Puff," "Introducing Tobacco to Civilization" and "Nocturnal Stumblebutt," plus Frank Zappa, Mrs. Miller, Adam West and many more. drdemento.com May 22, 2021
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EARLY '80'S 2120: Our special topic today is the early 1980s -- when the show was on over 100 stations nationwide, and Demented music was on a collective roll! Lots of hits, and some Demented rediscoveries. www.drdemento.com May 15, 2021
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MOTHER'S DAY 2119: Our annual Mother's Day Dementiafest features motherly melodies from Frank Zappa and the Mothers plus Dweezil, Tom Lehrer, Spike Jones, Rolf Harris, Danny Kaye, Josh Turner and more, plus Monty Python, Polkacide, Talking Media Fear Makers Blues and more moments to remember! drdemento.com May 8, 2021
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MINNESOTA 2118: We've heard a lot about Dr. D's home state, Minnesota, in the news during the past year. Unfortunately much of that news has been unpleasant. Minnesota has produced more than its share of great music, however, including lots of funny music! We'll hear an hour's worth of that on this week's show. May 1, 2021
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TOP TEN 2117: The Top Ten for April, plus a lot of runners-up, old and new! Funny songs and/or spoken comedy about mystery meat, advertising, cats and a couple dozen other things. Apr 24, 2021
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EARTH DAY 2116: Earth Day is Thursday, April 22, and on this show I salute Mother Earth with a variety of environmental songs by Tom Lehrer, Barnes & Barnes ("Don't F*** Up the World, unbleeped), Green E (The Environmental Elvis), Tiny Tim, Bill Oddie, Jim Henson and many more. www.drdemento.com Apr 17, 2021
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SINGERS AND MUSICIANS 2115: This week I have songs and sketches about Singers and Musicians, real and imaginary, from Gitarzan to Smells Like Nirvana - sung by artists from Allan Sherman to Tenacious D, from the Andrews Sisters to Shel Silverstein. Plus sets about stupid people and the solar system, and the first Weird Al song I ever played. www.drdemento.com Apr 10, 2021
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BASEMENT TAPES 7 2114: This week's show features Dr Demento Basement Tapes #7, with a Weird Al rarity, Henry Phillips and more, plus a few Happy Easter songs...and I'll be celebrating a round number birthday with a couple of curlicues too! Join the party at www.drdemento.com! Apr 3, 2021
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TOP TEN 2113: The Top Ten for March, plus the W.A.P. Polka by Cardi Beerdehosen, Ghost Chickens In the Sky, an impromptu 90th birthday tribute to William Shatner, and other improbabilities! drdemento.com Mar 27, 2021
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SPRING 2112: Spring officially begins Saturday morning, March 20 in the Northern Hemisphere -- in the USA, just hours after my new show uploads. The show features a half hour of Demented spring songs, plus a glorious mixture of requests, a few new things, and Grammy winners Mister Rogers and Jim Kimo West (Weird Al's guitarist). www.drdemento.com Mar 20, 2021
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BODY PARTS 2111: The new show is a tribute to the human body. 29 songs, with 29 different Demented attitudes, explore body parts from head to toes. Also eight all-time favorites for St. Patrick's Day, plus "Mr. Biden (Bring My Vaccine)", "Chicken Fat", Max Headroom and more. Mar 13, 2021
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LIST SONGS PART 2 2110: By popular demand, List Songs, Part 2! Plus sets about pianos, moles, and 2 kinds of bums. www.drdemento.com Mar 6, 2021
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TOP TEN 2109: The Top Ten for February with runners-up, plus our first hour free-for-all, and a half hour of delightful Demented Discs from the 20s -- the 1920s! drdemento.com Feb 27, 2021
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FRUITS & VEGETABLES 2108: This week's topic is Fruits and Vegetables. Half a dozen songs about beans, and seven about bananas -- plus Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Call Any Vegetable, and Carrot Juice Is Murder. Plus a song about the Perseverance Rover, written and recorded the day it landed! drdemento.com Feb 20, 2021
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VALENTINE'S DAY 2107: Happy Valentine's Day everyone! We celebrate with a show that's 3/4 Demented love songs - Tapeworm of Love, Swallow My Love, U-Stink-But-I-Love-You, Loving You Is Surfing You, John & Marsha, Communist Love Song - you get the picture! drdemento.com Feb 13, 2021
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LIST SONGS 2106: This week's show celebrates "list songs", AKA "catalog songs" - songs like Weird Al's "Hardware Store," Tom Lehrer's "The Elements" and "99 Words for Boobs" by Robert Lund & Spaff. Also a shovelful of snow songs! Hear it now at drdemento.com Feb 6, 2021
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TOP TEN 2105: The Top Ten for January is here! Thanks to everyone who "voted" for their favorites. This show includes many of the "runners-up" as well. drdemento.com Jan 30, 2021
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ANIMALS 2104: The topic is funny songs about animals. Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Walter Wart the Freaky Frog, and lots more trash and treasures. Plus 8-year-old rapper Grandmaster Jax and Knucklehedz, Kirby Krackle, Phil Spector's most Demented song, and Q-Anon Girl (the only political song), drdemento.com Jan 23, 2021
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SUPERHEROES 2103: For Inauguration Day, here's a show devoted to the kind of person we hope our Presidents can be -- a Superhero! Here are songs and sketches about superheroes from Aquaman to Howard the Duck, plus a few about actual Presidents. www.drdemento.com Jan 16, 2021
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BASEMENT TAPES 6 2102: Here's Dr Demento's Basement Tapes #6, for your dementing pleasure! Includes Weird Al's demo of "Yoda" plus "Star Wars Cantina," and the first Demented hits by Henry Phillips and the great Luke Ski, plus "Deteoriorata," "I'd Rather Have a Bottle In Front Of Me," "The Trouble with Klingons" and lots more. drdemento.com [drdemento.com] Jan 9, 2021
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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2101: At last it's 2021! Our first show of the New Year features a few songs from the 1920s, and from more recent times, Viral Hits from the internet. Plus lots of requests and other surprises. Jan 2, 2021
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FUNNY 25 2052: The Funny 25 countdown for 2020 is here, along with some after-Christmas songs. (Anything that refers to Christmas in the past tense qualifies!) Dec 26, 2020
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HOLIDAYS 2051: We celebrate many holidays in December, but Christmas has inspired the most Deemented songs of any holiday in the whole year, anywhere! Most of them have to do with the celebration itself -- the parties, the presents, Santa and his accomplices. Enjoy your favorites, old and not so old, on our third and final all-new holiday show of 2020. www.drdemento.com Dec 19, 2020
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HOLIDAY 2050: Our second holiday show for 2020 is an eclectic delight, with rad new sounds (Osaka Popstar plays Daniel Johnston, and Josh Turner joins stratospheric harmonizers T.3), hardy perennials like "Green Christmas" and Tom Lehrer's "Christmas Carol", plus a half hour of Hanukkah Dementia, and a tribute to David L. "Squiggy" Lander. Dec 12, 2020
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HOLIDAYS 2049: Happy Holidays everybody! Here's the first of my three Christmas/Chanukah shows for 2020, featuring Weird Al, Yogi Yorgesson, Cheech & Chong, Albert Brooks, They Might Be Giants, Victor Banana, Seymour Swine, Barnes & Barnes, and lots more crazy carols and mad madrigals for your Demented delight. Dec 5, 2020
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TOP TEN 2048: The last Top Ten of 2020, plus the Dr Demento Show debuts of "Christmas Ferret," "Fett's Vette," "Small Penis," "Pac-Man Is 40 and So Should You," "I'm Wise," "Don't Let My Hair Dye Run," and other Demented Delights. Some rare Demented oldies too! Nov 28, 2020
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THANKSGIVING 2047: Here's a Demented Thanksgiving feast with all the trimmings! We celebrate food, with Weird Al, Brak, Arlo Guthrie and more...the year 2016 A.D. (All Demented), a little First Century Dementia, and some genuine musical turkeys too. If you're celebrating alone, call up a friend and have them listen in sync with you! drdemento.com Nov 21, 2020
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NO TOPIC 2046: No big special topic today -- but plenty of Demented diversions, including songs about earthquakes, insects, subways (including a Tom Lehrer rarity), and five listeners' choices for songs that hit their happy spots! Also a memorial for Alex Trebek, and 2 1/2 minutes about the election. Nov 14, 2020
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TOP TEN 2045: The Top Ten for October, plus some fascinating story-songs with intricate wordplay, getting into surrealistic streams of consciousness. BTW, nothing about the election! Nov 7, 2020
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HALLOWEEN 2044: Part 2 of our Halloween frightfest for 2020 brings you another two hours of spooky tunes and scary melodies, old and new! Check out the covers: "Monster Mash" by the Dollyrots, "I Put A Spell On You" by William Shatner, "Re: Your Brains" by the Whiffenpoofs, and "Dracula's Wedding" by Josh Turner. Oct 31, 2020
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HALLOWEEN PART 1 2043: Here's Part One of my two-part Halloween Fantasy for 2020! Lots of haunted hits, and new things too. Happy Birthday Weird Al! Oct 24, 2020
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FOOTBALL/HUNTING/HALLOWEEN 2042: Today we celebrate football season, hunting season, and Halloween. We're also having an election, which is incredibly important, but you've heard so much about that I'm giving you two hours off! Oct 17, 2020
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NON-OBJECTIONABLE DEMENTIA 2041: Now and then someone objects to something I play on the show. Can anything Demented be totally non-objectionable? This topic has inspired some lively exchanges on the Dr. D Official Facebook Group, and on this show we look into some of those. Oct 10, 2020
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CLOTHES 2040: 2020 Sucks, Weird Al Presents America Is Doomed: The Musical, Save Me Obama, and lots of funny songs about clothes on this all-new Dr. Demento Show! Oct 3, 2020
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TOP TEN 2039: Here's the Top Ten for September...last one before the election! Plus three Doctor songs (none of them about MD's), three non-anal songs with anal titles, and more listeners' choices for the funniest song ever sung. Sep 26, 2020
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FUNNIEST SONGS EVER 2038: More of the funniest songs ever written, as picked by individual listeners. Some old reliables, and one I hadn't heard before! We also celebrate the 40th anniversary of "Another One Rides the Bus," and the 40th anniversary of Whimsical Will's first appearance on the show. Sep 19, 2020
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FUNNIEST SONG YOU EVER HEARD 2037: On the Dr D Official Facebook Group, a listener recently asked people to name the funniest song they ever heard. On this show I play 24 of the answers, plus more trash 'n treasures! Sep 12, 2020
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JOBS 2036: We celebrate Labor Day with Demented songs about jobs of all kinds, from K-Mart manager trainee to colo-rectal surgeon, from recording artist to trash collector. I'll also spin the Logan Awards winners, and a wonderful new song by Andy Merrill recorded at Brakingham Palace. Sep 5, 2020
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TOP TEN 2035: The Top Ten for August, parodies that are claimed to be better than the originals, a few school songs, and some neat new stuff. Aug 29, 2020
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OTHER ANIMALS 2034: Having celebrated cats and dogs this month, we now turn to horses, birds and insects, and other animals that have become part of our lives in various ways. Plus we have a new arrival--the one and only WAPC (Wet Ass Pussy Cat)! Aug 22, 2020
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DOGS 2033: This week's show goes to the dogs! The second in our series of pet shows has over an hour of Demented doggie ditties and canine classics - plus "Coughing In the Donald's Face" and other scandals. Aug 15, 2020
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CATS 2032: In August we're spotlighting companion animals! Cats are first up this year, with over an hour of Demented feline favorites. Aug 8, 2020
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BASEMENT TAPES #5 2031: Today's show features Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #5, complete and (mostly) uninterrupted. In the first hour, enjoy the Demented happenings of the year 2000, plus songs about underwear, baseball, and a steam-powered airplane. Aug 1, 2020
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TOP TEN 2030: The Top Ten for July 2020, plus a look back at 1999, a Japanese food trilogy, and an hour of scrambled Dementia! Jul 25, 2020
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BLACK DEMENTIA II 2029: Part Two of our program of Black Dementia shows off more of the huge variety of entertainment that fits in that category, from the ridiculous to the sublime. Jul 18, 2020
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BLACK LIVES MATTER 2028: This show features more than an hour of great Demented music and comedy from artists who happen to be Black. From Bert Williams and Cab Calloway to Richard Pryor and Sir Mix-a-lot, the great ones are out in force. First of two parts. (Note: On the Pryor track he tells why he dropped the N-word from his act; in the process, he speaks the word several times. It is the last track in the show). Jul 11, 2020
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AMERICA 2027: America's a better than average country, as countries go. I'll celebrate some of its good points, and call out some of its bad ones, on the show debuting (appropriately enough) on the Fourth of July. I'll also commemorate the late Carl Reiner. Jul 4, 2020
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TOP TEN 2026: Here's the Top Ten for June 2020 - halfway through this tumultuous year! Plus more trash and treasures, summertime songs, and a whole set of Happy Songs. Jun 27, 2020
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FATHER'S DAY 2025: There are more songs about mothers than about fathers, but father songs are more likely to be Demented! Some of the best ones, and maybe one or two of the worst, are on this week's show. Jun 20, 2020
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FUNNY PARODIES/FROGS 2024: A Dr Demento double feature this week -- parodies of songs that are already funny, and some cool songs about frogs. The second set really stinks, though! Jun 13, 2020
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BASEMENT TAPES #4 2023: Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #4 is the most sought-after CD in the series; we ran out years ago! Hear it complete on this show. Plus hot new stuff and some cool Demented oldies! Jun 6, 2020
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TOP TEN 2022: 1991 was a busy year! The 20th Anniversary Collection, our all time best-seller, was released on CD and cassette...we had a gala 20th Anniversary concert, shown on Comedy Central...and the Doctor interviewed Tom Lehrer. This week's show has highlights of all those, plus more of the Strangest Songs, and the Top Ten! May 30, 2020
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STRANGE SONGS 2021: What is the strangest song you know? A listener asked that question on the Dr. Demento Official Facebook group. Hear some of the amazing songs other listeners suggested on this show! May 23, 2020
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ALIENS 2020: Our topic today is aliens. Fascinating creatures, whose shape and size is limited only by our imagination! We also remember Little Richard, Florian Schneider and Jerry Stiller. May 16, 2020
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MOTHER'S DAY/NUDITY 2019: A double feature for you today - Mother's Day plus Nudity. A couple of songs fit in both categories! May 9, 2020
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MARIJUANA 2018: The crisis rages on, and our intrepid songwriters continue to inspire us. Hear the latest shining examples on each week's show -- then escape into the land of Dementia! This week, marijuana melodies through the decades. May 2, 2020
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BASEMENT TAPES 3/TOP TEN 2017: A tribute to Ian Whitcomb, PLUS Basement Tapes 3 complete, PLUS the Top Ten for April! Durty wirds on #4 and #6. Apr 25, 2020
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STORY SONGS 2016: Here's another Dr. Demento Story Hour -- "Mississippi Squirrel Revival," "Crispy Critters," "Albuquerque" and more that are as good the eleventh time as the first -- plus Earth Day, "It's In the Book" (the one about Grandma's lye soap) and the Demented Year 1985. Apr 18, 2020
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EASTER 2015: Happy Easter! I've got a basket full of novelty tunes about bunnies and eggs (powerful fertility symbols for springtime!), plus "Eat It" and more from the Year in Dementia 1984...and farewell salutes to John Prine and music producer Hal Willner. Apr 11, 2020
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STORY SONGS 2014: Once again we begin with new STORY SONGS songs (note: lots of f-words in the third one) but we soon move on to more pleasant topics - Story Songs, requests, the Demented Year 1983, and a YouTube star whose music videos have been a pleasant surprise (even though they're not comedy) while I'm voluntarily sequestered in Dementia Central. Apr 4, 2020
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TOP TEN 2013: Here's the Top Ten for March - a month when the headlines were monopolized by coronavirus. This show features a dozen songs about that, all new this month (and all remarkably different from each other, musically and lyrically). Other great goodies too, including The Year of Dementia: 1982. Mar 28, 2020
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PSEUDONYMS 2012: Nearly all of the new songs and parodies that came in this week, and well over half the requests, have been for songs, old and new, that somehow relate to COVID-19 and especially the enforced "social distance" or whatever you want to call it. We are living in historic times! This show begins with a half hour devoted to that. For the rest of the show we move on to more pleasant territory with "Surprises in Disguises," songs by artists recording under pseudonyms Mar 21, 2020
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY 2011: The St. Patrick's Day Parades may be cancelled, but my St. Patrick's Day show is ready for you now! The new show also features the Year in Dementia 1980 (and what a year that was!) and Carla Ulbrich's new CD. Mar 14, 2020
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BASEMENT TAPES #2 2010: This week's show features Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #2, including Whimsical Will's all time most-requested episode, Weird Al, Barnes & Barnes and 22 more, plus A Year In Dementia: 1979 and a mess of other goodies (and maybe a baddie or two). Mar 7, 2020
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TOP TEN 2009: Here's the Top Ten for February, together with The Year in Dementia 1978 (the year of Fish Heads, Titties and Beer, and our first Westwood One show) plus a curated selection of artisan-crafted Dementia from yesterday, today, and tomorrow. Feb 29, 2020
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HAWAII 2008: Today I have a tropical treat for your February - demented tunes from Hawaii and other balmy climes. We also have another de-mo-mentous Year in Dementia, a few songs for Washington's Birthday, and I'll discuss two, that's two brand new books about "Weird Al" Yankovic!
(note: the fifth song in the show has a four-letter C-word which is very nasty in the USA, but less so in England, and is specifically used in the British context, which I explain after it plays). Feb 22, 2020
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FIRST BASEMENT TAPE 2007: This week we salute another great Year in Dementia, 1976. Also a tribute to that amazing entertainer Orson Bean, and the very first Dr. Demento Basement Tape in its entirety. Feb 15, 2020
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DEMENTED LOVE SONGS 2006: Can a song (or a person) be both Deeeeeeeeemented and romantic? Check out this week's show for more than 90 minutes of deeeemented love songs, plus the Demented year 1975 and other surprises. Feb 8, 2020
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REQUESTS 2005: Requests rule on this week's show! Over an hour of individual requests, from all over the funny-music map, plus the Top Ten for January. Feb 1, 2020
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COMEDY HISTORY 2004: Since 1994 Dr D has given talks on comedy and music history almost every year at his alma mater, Reed College. This show features an adaptation of one of those, a survey of 20th Century spoken comedy on records, sketches and standup (and a couple of songs). Plus "A Year In Dementia" (1973), the Demented News, a short tribute to Terry Jones, and more. A few F-words toward the end, and a few ethnic slurs typical of the times (but no N-words). Jan 25, 2020
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RANDOM CHOICE 2003: This is like a random choice show - except I switched some of the random choices to things I thought really deserved, or even needed, to be heard! Some new things and requests too. Hope you like it - comments welcome at drdemento.com or the Dr D Official Facebook group. Jan 18, 2020
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2002 RADIO MORNING SHOWS: A topic we haven't covered before - Demented Hits from Radio Morning Shows. There've been a ton of them - "The Devil Went to Jamaica," "Squirrels" and "We Love Barney Fife" for starters. Some surprises too. Our historical recap of The Years of Dementia reaches 1971 - an offhand guess I made that year about the show's future would come very true eight years later. Jan 11, 2020
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NEIL INNES TRIBUTE 2001: We lost some good people over the holidays, including Neil Innes, co-founder of the Bonzo Dog band, who also provided lots of music for Monty Python and the Rutles among many others. Dr D recorded a 55-minute interview with Neil in 1994, and it's all on this show, the first time it's been heard since then. This show also has a tribute to Don Imus, and the debut of an exciting new feature celebrating the show's 50th anniversary. (Note: the survey of Demented hits created for radio morning shows has been rescheduled for Jan. 11th). Jan 4, 2020
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FUNNY 25 1952: The Funny 25 countdown for 2019, plus After-Christmas, New Year's, and a tribute to Uncle Vic of "Space Invaders" fame. Dec 28, 2019
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HOLIDAYS 1951: Our Christmas celebration winds up this year with more old favorites and new surprises. Special added attraction: hilarious hits for Hanukkah! One f-word (along with a box of candy and a piece of fruit) in the fourth-from-last song, otherwise PG-13. Dec 21, 2019
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HOLIDAY 1950: Holiday show number two for 2019 once again puts the spotlight on Santa Claus, aka St. Nicholas, the saint who with a slight alteration of his name became the King of secular Christmas. More requests, more new songs (one created just a few days ago) and more beloved oldies. One F-word in the third-from-last song. Dec 14, 2019
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HOLIDAYS I 1949: Here's the first holiday show for 2019. Santa gets no respect in some of our songs this week! Dec 7, 2019
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BARNES & BARNES INTERVIEW/WINTER/TOP TEN 1948: Our 2019 holiday celebrations begin as for the first time in over 20 years we welcome Barnes & Barnes for a "Holidaze in Lumania" interview! Plus a first-hour Free-for-All with lots of winter wondersongs, and the Top Ten. Nov 30, 2019
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TURKEYS 1947: Happy Thanksgiving! Once again this year I have tons of tunes about our annual feast day, famous and obscure, sincere and cynical, but mostly a little skeptical. After that, it'll be time once again for musical turkeys - the absolute worst! Nov 23, 2019
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CLASSICAL 1946: Here's another salute to classical music, which is also known as "serious music". Being serious, it's very fertile territory for spoof and satire, as many artists inside and outside the field have discovered. This is a sequel to our May 4, 2019 show, with just one piece duplicated. Nov 16, 2019
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PSYCHIATRY II 1945: In which we wrap up our comedy-music survey of mental disorders, and the sane and sometimes insane things we do to treat them. Nov 9, 2019
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PSYCHIATRY 1944: Mental illness, psychosis and neurosis, is a very serious issue - but it has inspired a whole lot of really funny songs over the years. Some are goofy, some are profound. Many were written by eminently sane people, but others - who knows? This week we also have the Top Ten for October. Nov 2, 2019
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HALLOWEEN 1943: Here's Part Two of the all-new Spooky Tunes and Scary Melodies show for 2019! (The October Top Ten debuts on November 2). Oct 26, 2019
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HALLOWEEN 1942: The nights are cooler and the Jack O'Lanterns are glowing and it's time once again for our Halloween shows! Here is the first of two new shows for this year, including old favorites, new discoveries and a whole lot of your requests. Oct 19, 2019
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POTTY HUMOR 1941: Our topic today is something we're all familiar with - toilets! Commodes! In other words, potty humor! I've never declared that as a special topic before, but judging by all the requests that came in, this should be one of our most popular topics ever. Oct 12, 2019
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OBSOLETE 1940: Today's topic is Funny Songs (and spoken bits) about Forgotten Phenomena. Many of these were very popular on the show when they first came out, and many are still hilarious (I'll say a few words now and then to explain things). Also a pop-up topic - Things On Fire (that aren't supposed to be). Oct 5, 2019
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TOP TEN/COUNTRY 1939: The Top Ten for September 2019, plus a fun little stack of crazy Country! note: Top Ten song #3 has the f-word, repeated to the point of absurdity! Sep 28, 2019
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ANIMALS 1938: More animal songs this week...Demented tunes about animals in the zoo, animals in the wild, and animals in our imagination! Plus Talk Like a Pirate Weekend, A Statistically Significant Love Song, and what you can do with a time machine (but maybe shouldn't). Sep 21, 2019
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FARM 1937: On Dr. Demento's farm, he grows funny songs instead of chickens or rutabagas. He has a bumper crop this time and plays about 90 minutes worth on this show! Plus some hot new stuff in the first half hour. Sep 14, 2019
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FRUIT 1936: Our topic today is fruit, featuring the funniest fruit of all! We also have a generous first hour Free-For-All with Groucho, Carlton the Doorman and Randy Rainbow's latest. Fragrant fumes and durty wurds in the very last track. Sep 7, 2019
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LABOR DAY 1935: Happy Labor Day, everyone! Dr. D worked overtime to bring you a show with songs about work that are fun to listen to, PLUS the Top Ten for August, PLUS a half-hour free-for-all to start the show! Aug 31, 2019
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SCHOOL 1934: With most kids back in school, once again we celebrate all things scholastic -grade school, high school and college! Also a few songs about snack food, and a tribute to the late Kip Addotta ("Wet Dream.") Aug 24, 2019
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CATS 1933: There are not as many cat songs as there are dog songs, but some cat songs are extra special, and very demented! Lots of those on this week's show, along with a tribute to the late Dick Price, and a 50th anniversary salute to Disneyland's Haunted Mansion, with former Mansion employee Whimsical Will. Aug 17, 2019
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DOGS 1932: The dog days are here, and the Doctor has 90 minutes of Demented dog songs and sketches for you. Plus the Ravings of John McCullough, and Whimsical Will's fateful trip down that Old Town Road! Aug 10, 2019
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FISH 1931: Still a whole lot of funny fish songs in the Lake of Dementia, so this week we're back to catch some more! Plus lots of your requests in the first hour. Aug 3, 2019
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TOP TEN 1930: "Raining Tacos" has been "weaponized" in Florida! This week's show is dripping with taco tunes, and money, and moose turds...and of course, the Top Ten for July. Rated PG-13 for Randy Rainbow's latest tribute to our great leader, and a few other durty wurds. Jul 27, 2019
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GAMES 1929: Our topic is Games - all kinds of games, but mostly the less athletic kind - video games, role-playing games and the like - plus the 50th anniversary of the moon landing (July 20) and the 30th anniversary of something a little more Demented. Jul 20, 2019
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SOUND EFFECTS PART TWO 1928: Here's Part 2 of our sound effects extravaganza, a tribute to Mad Magazine, and more! Jul 13, 2019
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ALL-TIME FUNNY 25 1927: And here's the All-Time Funny 25! The most requested songs and stories in the 49-year history of the Dr. Demento Show, counted down from #25 to Number One. (A few extras are heard at the start of the show). Jul 6, 2019
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TOP TEN 1926: Top Ten time for June! For the rest of the show, the theme is America. A very broad theme for a very broad country. A couple tracks were even recorded in England, but they're about America. Jun 29, 2019
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RANDOM 1925: Normally each show has a topic these days, but this one does not, which makes it abnormal (even more than most of my shows!) Most of the songs were picked at random. Some tried and true favorites along with many we haven't heard in years. Jun 22, 2019
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FATHER'S DAY 1924: Happy Father's Day! Here's an hour of funny fatherly favorites, plus a tribute to my late colleague Dr. John, some of your requests and a few provocative animal songs. Jun 15, 2019
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FISH 1923: This week's topic is fish...and fishing! Got a bucketful of funny songs about scaly-swimmy-finny creatures, from their point of view and ours, and a hearty free-for-all in Hour One. First of two parts (the second round arrives on August 3). Jun 8, 2019
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SOUND EFFECTS 1922: For over a century, recording artists, and comedy song artists especially, have occasionally (or frequently) used sound effects to illustrate a point or simply for fun. Many listeners have suggested examples, and we'll hear some rare and great ones on this week's show. We'll also bid farewell to Leon Redbone and Tony Glover. Jun 1, 2019
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TOP TEN 1921: The Top Ten for May 2019. The Official Dr D Facebook group was very busy this week, and this show has a whole lot of your requests, plus Andy Merrill and Dr D singing "Shaving Cream" at East Coast Comicon! May 25, 2019
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FAVORITES 1920: Not long ago there was a fine discussion on the Dr D Facebook group in which listeners named their favorite Demented Disc of all time. I figured that was worth turning into a show, and here it is! May 18, 2019
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MOTHER'S DAY 1919: It's another Mothers Day show. Mothers and others with an open mind and a sense of humor are welcome to listen! Free-for-all in the first hour, with some kinky bits in the second segment (note the song titles). May 11, 2019
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CLASSICAL 1918: Rural hip-hop is big these days. I played a song about that a dozen years ago! That one is on the show again this week, along with the Canadian song The Simpsons wanted to use but couldn't get permission. Plus an hour of classical music spoofs - PDQ Bach, Spike Jones, Florence Foster Jenkins and more. May 4, 2019
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TOP TEN 1917: The Top Ten for April 2019, plus three (3) new songs inspired by Avengers:Endgame, several listeners' choices for a future All Time Funny 25, and lots more surprises new and old. Apr 27, 2019
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EASTER/EARTH DAY 1916: Easter is this weekend...and the very next day is Earth Day. We'll celebrate both, along with the first novelty song to hit #1 on the pop charts in ages (and a parody of that song as well)...plus a whole lot of garbage! Some cuss words in the second song. Apr 20, 2019
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ALCOHOL II 1915: Here's the promised sequel to our March 9 festival of funny drinking songs. Plenty of hilarity, even if you don't imbibe! Tattoos and tomatoes too (and a few naughty words). Apr 13, 2019
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MEDICINE 1914: Here's the sequel to our Medicine Show from March 2, with lots more mad medical melodies, musical miracle cures and hospital horror stories! Plus our usual assortment of requests and more mischief in Hour One. Apr 6, 2019
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TOP TEN 1913: Here's the Top Ten for March, and a sheaf of other stuff - yoga, Yogi, underwear, baseball, Star Trek, and (for just a minute or two) Dr D's birthday. As Weird Al says, dare to be stupid! Mar 30, 2019
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HAIR 1912: What do Donald Trump and The Beatles have in common? When they first became famous, the first thing many people talked about was their hair. Hear songs about them and lots more hairy guys and gals, plus a Dick Dale tribute and lots more on this all-new Dr. Demento Show. Mar 23, 2019
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SCIENCE 1911: Today we have a banquet of Dementia! In addition to our special topic which is Science, we'll celebrate the spring equinox and St. Patrick's day...and for appetizers, "Opinion Rhapsody" and more amazing new stuff along with rare oldies by request. The very last song has a bunch of f-words. Mar 16, 2019
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ALCOHOL 1910: An all-new show with a familiar topic - alcohol. It's inspired songwriters for millenia, bringing forth thousands of sad songs and funny songs (you can guess which kind I'll be playing!) You'll be riotously entertained, even if you never touch the stuff. Mar 9, 2019
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DOCTORS 1909: Today Dr. Demento salutes doctors of medicine (and nurses too) along with some of the more amusing things that come up while they work to repair our bodies. Lots of requests, oddities and rarities in the first hour. Mar 2, 2019
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TOP TEN 1908: Here's the Top Ten for February 2019, plus the Logan Awards nominees for outstanding song parody of 2018, a tribute to Ken Nordine (of Word Jazz fame), and a song for Peter Tork. Note: lots of F-words in one song, in a non-sexual context. Feb 23, 2019
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BABIES 1907: Today's subject is babies. They're a pleasure (and a treasure) and they are a pain, and today we have funny songs about both! Also the Logan Awards nominees for Outstanding Original Comedy Song of 2018. Feb 16, 2019
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LOVE SONGS 1906: With Valentine's Day coming up on Thursday, here's my annual Love Song special, with over an hour of Demented love songs, plus a salute to the new "Madam Opus" CD of funny songs by funny women, and a new country song about atonal music (!). Rated PG-13. Feb 9, 2019
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RODENTS 1905: Today's topic is rodents, nice ones and nasty ones, the celluloid kind and the furry kind too...from cute (and delicious?) little hamsters to naked mole rats and 146-pound capybaras. We open with a few songs for the polar vortex (#2 has some explicit words that were heard all across the northern USA last Wednesday!) Feb 2, 2019
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LISTENER FAVORITES/TOP TEN 1904: Lots of listener input on this show. Fifteen members of the Dr. D Official Facebook Group pick their single all-time favorite Demented song, leading up to the January Top Ten. There's an all-request set too! Rated PG-13 (except for the very last song) Jan 26, 2019
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OLD WEST PART II 1903: Part Two of Dr. D's tribute to the Old West takes a Demented look at how cowboy culture has endured and changed in the 20th and 21st centuries. Some adult themes and occasional expletives. Jan 19, 2019
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OLD WEST 1902: This week we salute the Old West, the land of cattle drives and gunfighters that continues to be celebrated in songs (including some very funny ones) and stories, a century after the fences went up and the saloons shut down. First of two parts. Jan 12, 2019
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BRITAIN 1901: Our first show of 2019 highlights funny music from Britain. Songs that make a lot of sense, songs that make little or none at all, and many hilarious levels in between. No duplication with the "England" show of last September. Also some very nice new stuff that came in while we were celebrating the holidays. Jan 5, 2019
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FUNNY 25 1852: And here they are...the Funny 25 for 2018. Close race for #1 this year. Plus a few after-Christmas songs for you! Dec 29, 2018
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CHRISTMAS 1851: Dr. D's last blast for Christmas 2018 is another stellar all-new program of vintage Demented holiday delights, many by request (and a couple of provocative new ones too) plus a special Christmas edition of the Audio Torture Chamber. Dec 22, 2018
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HOLIDAYS 1850: It's Act Two of our holiday trilogy for 2018! Once again the Doctor hauls out the stepladder and retrieves a bunch of the best and a handful of the worst novelty Christmas songs of all time from that high shelf where they rest undisturbed for most of the year. (Parents of young children should take note of a couple of song titles toward the end of the show). Dec 15, 2018
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CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH 1849: On our all-new show this week we have the grand finale of our Chanukah/Hanukkah celebration...and Act 1 of our three-act Christmas festival. Oldies but goodies + newies but screwies to help you Trim a Tree with Dr. D. Laughter all the way! Dec 8, 2018
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WINTER/TOP TEN 1848: Winter has arrived a little early in some places this year, and we celebrate with Yingle Bells and yellow snow. Hanukkah is also earlier than usual, and I have songs for that, and a few for Christmas as well...and to top it all off, the final Top Ten of 2018! Dec 1, 2018
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RECORDS 1847: The subject is records - the medium and how it evolved, from wax cylinders to the Vinyl Revival. Lots of rare and fun examples. I'll also play some listeners' all-time favorites and bid farewell to Roy Clark. Nov 24, 2018
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THANKSGIVING TURKEYS 1846: Our Thanksgiving celebration for 2018 includes Demented salutes to the holiday gathering, and also a hearty (?) serving of musical "turkeys" (a la the Golden Turkey Awards for movies). Note: the second hour is not recommended as dinner music! Nov 17, 2018
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UGLY 1845: This week's show is UGLY. Lots of songs about ugly people. Some of them are mean and nasty! But funny, too. Trigger warning: A few could be described as sexist. Special added attraction: Bohemian Rhapsody spoofs. Nov 10, 2018
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TOP TEN 1844: With Halloween in the rearview mirror, we forge ahead into new dimensions of Dementia! Laughing! Confusion! Plastic! Plus the Top Ten for October. Warning - occasional drug songs and cuss words. Nov 3, 2018
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HALLOWEEN 1843: Here's Part 2 of our all-new Halloween spectacular for 2018! Oct 27, 2018
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HALLOWEEN I 1842: Here's the first of our two all-new Halloween shows for 2018. Lots of old favorites plus some goodies I've never played before. Rated PG-13 (mostly for Stephen Lynch). Oct 20, 2018
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SENIOR CITIZENS 1841: Here are some more hilarious, and sometimes moving, songs and comedy bits involving senior citizens. Some make fun of them, some rise to their defense, and many do both. Note: a few passing expletives in the Wild Man Fischer tracks, and one (half-buried) in the Fugs song. Oct 13, 2018
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RELIGION PART 2 1840: Time to get sanctified and Dementified with Religion: The Sequel. Dr. Demento says: "I barely scraped the surface of this amazingly complex and exciting subject last July; we'll dig deeper this time! I have enormous respect for religion, but be aware that some of these songs may be considered highly irreverent!" Oct 6, 2018
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TOP TEN 1839: The Top Ten for September, with a surprise #1. On the way from here to there we encounter hobos, salamanders, groceries, telephones, plastic and puberty! Not to mention rubber ducks. Sep 29, 2018
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BRITISH 1838: We fly to England on Demented wings for a 100-minute history of British comedy song from Gilbert & Sullivan to the Toy Dolls! Sep 22, 2018
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SENIOR CITIZENS 1837: We salute Senior Citizens this week! All kinds of songs with all kinds of attitudes. Rated PG-13 (mostly for "Granny and the Kid"). Sep 15, 2018
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SCHOOL 1836: School is in! Some of us are still in school and making memories for the future. As for the rest of us, we still have our memories, and a whole lot of funny songs about schools of all kinds, from nursery school to college. Hear a bunch of the best and a few of the worst on this week's new Dr. Demento Show, along with the **second** song I ever played by Weird Al, plus a colorful new song where Al himself figures in the story, and Andy Griffith's immortal football fantasy. Sep 8, 2018
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LABOR DAY 1835: Happy Labor Day! Work may not always be fun, but it's inspired a lot of funny songs - about brain surgeons and garbagemen, road managers and office managers, cops and criminals. I'll also bring back the very first tape I ever played by Weird Al. Sep 1, 2018
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TOP TEN 1834: The sweetly bloody tale of Louie Colletti, Freddy and Betty, and the B side as well -- plus tacos and cocktails, two kinds of Looney Tunes, three So Long songs, and oh yes, the Top Ten for August. Aug 25, 2018
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DOGS & CATS 1833: It's the dog days of August, and the cat days too! We celebrate both on this week's new show. Lots of funny people songs too, including "She Got a Nose Job" and other nasal melodies, "It's Hot As Balls Outside" and introducing "Harry Poppins." Aug 18, 2018
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RANDOM 1832: This is basically one of the "random choice" shows the Doctor likes to do once a year or thereabouts. He did tinker with this one a little bit, with a set featuring songs from the first year the show was on the air, and one on the evolution of the 1960 hit single "Mule Skinner Blues." Aug 11, 2018
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LIVE IN STUDIO 1831: This show features another hour of live performances recorded during tapings of the Dr. Demento Show from the 1970s to the 2000's with Weird Al, Henry Phillips, T-Bone Stankus and more (it's a sequel to the April 14, 2018 episode) plus sets about strangeness, August, and Azusa. Rated PG-13 for occasional expletives. Aug 4, 2018
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TOP TEN 1830: Here's the Top Ten for July, plus a pop-up special topic - Golf, and sundry delights and surprises. Jul 28, 2018
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SPOKEN 1829: Here's Part 2 of our Spoken Word Spectacular, with more all-time classics and forgotten favorites! Note: several expletives used in non-sexual contexts, mostly in the Eddie Murphy track. Jul 21, 2018
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ADVERTISING PART 2 1828: Here comes Part Two of our most requested special topic this year - Advertising! Funny commercials, real and satiric, and songs inspired by commercials. Lots of outrages in the first hour, too! Jul 14, 2018
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RELIGION 1827: Our topic this week is Religion. Funny songs about a serious subject! Plus Barnes & Barnes' new song about our Great Leader. This show is rated PG-13; includes the uncensored "Religion and Politics" in the final set. Jul 7, 2018
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AMERICA 1826: Our Fourth of July show this year is light on the explosions but strong on Mad Music and Crazy Comedy with America as the subject. A wide variety of viewpoints as you might expect...and the Top Ten too. Note: the George Carlin, Stephen Lynch, Baldbox and Phil Johnson items are uncensored. Jun 30, 2018
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HOMETOWNS 1825: Today we celebrate hometowns - towns and cities in the USA and elsewhere, as saluted (and/or lampooned) by Tom Lehrer, Emo Phillips, Rose and the Arrangement, Carmen Miranda and many more (including Weird Al's first-ever commercial recording, before "My Bologna.") Some funny food songs in the first hour, and some sexy computers ("Binary Love" is rated PG-13). Jun 23, 2018
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NONSENSE 1824: Another fine mess of arrant (or errant) nonsense, plus a Dr. Demento salute to Father's Day and real good stuff about robots, outer space and such. (Rated PG-13.) Jun 16, 2018
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COMMERCIALS 1823: We got more requests for this week's show than I've seen for any show in year...so here they are, more than an hour of Fake Commercials and other satirical songs and sketches inspired by TV and radio ads. Plus two-wheel transportation, and more freaky fishy songs. Jun 9, 2018
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DEMENTIA FROM THE EIGHTS 1822: We celebrate some "8" years - 1948, 1958 (big year for novelty hits), 1968 (50 years ago!), 1978 (another banner year for Demented music), 1998 and 2008. Jun 2, 2018
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TOP TEN 1821: The Top Ten for May, plus summertime songs (including fishin' favorites, and a nice long First Hour Free-for-all. May 26, 2018
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HORROR/DYLAN 1820: Another double feature this week - TV Horror Hosts, from Vampira to Elvira, plus Dylan imitations like "Polka Dot Undies" and "Green Eggs and Ham." Special added attractions: Logan Awards nominees for Outstanding Parody Song, and a hearty free-for-all in Hour One. May 19, 2018
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MOVIES & MOTHERS 1819: Double feature today -- Demented Film Favorites + a Demented salute to Mother's Day. Special added attractions - the Logan Awards nominees for Original Comedy Song, and Eric Idle's newly updated FCC Song. (This has explicit language, as does the final Logan nominee). May 12, 2018
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I WANT 1818: Here's Part 2 of our exploration of the world of human desire -- in other words, two dozen "I Want"/"I Wanna"/"I Wish"-type songs. Other topics include smells (good and bad) and the Ford Motor Co. (in honor of all the cars they won't make any more). May 5, 2018
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TOP TEN 1817: The Top Ten for April 2018, plus a half hour of funny fat songs, four famous mashups, and a brand new song (first in many years) by Ogden Edsl. Apr 28, 2018
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EARTH DAY 1816: We celebrate Earth Day with a maximum of musical laughter and a minimum of guiltmongering! Also songs about Facebook, going back to 2009, and a couple by Second City's new comedy music star Robbie Ellis. Apr 21, 2018
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LIVE IN STUDIO 1815: By request here's some music you won't find elsewhere, for the most part: performances recorded live on the Dr. Demento Show, from the 1970s to the 2000s. Lots of new songs and requests in the first hour. Apr 14, 2018
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SPOKEN COMEDY 1814: This week the emphasis is on "crazy comedy" as I bring you 90+ minutes of spoken comedy -- standup, sketches, and some that are hard to classify, but no singing! (Except in the first half hour, where among other things we'll salute Tom Lehrer's 90th birthday!) note: "Religion and Politics" (both versions) and the two Richard Pryor tracks have some highly explicit language. Apr 7, 2018
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TOP TEN/EASTER/APRIL FOOLS 1813: This week's show is packed with pleasure! I've got the Top Ten, plus bunny, egg and chocolate songs for Easter, and we'll also celebrate April Fools. We'll see who gets fooled by those. Mar 31, 2018
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MARIJUANA 1812: Today's topic is marijuana. Many stations were very nervous about that subject! A lot of these songs were heard nowhere else and became cherished favorites on the Dr. Demento Show. They don't make songs like these anymore...remember those crazy daze on this week's show. Mar 24, 2018
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GREEN 1811: Our St. Patrick's Day show is extra green this year because it actually debuts on St. Patrick's Day, March 17! Also featured: bumper stickers, the Galaxy Song, the Kids of Widney High and more WLUP memories. Mar 17, 2018
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PLACES WE LIVE 1810: Today's topic is hotels, motels, condominiums and other places we live in! In the first hour I'll catch up on some requests, play a song by an artist saluted in a recent Trump tweet, and say farewell to WLUP (The Loop), our Chicago home for 20+ years. Mar 10, 2018
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POSSESSIONS 1809: Our topic today is things we possess...cars, appliances, guitars, organs (and other body parts), cats, dogs, other people, anything we say "I have" or "I got" about, or use the possessive "my." Even Dr D was surprised at how many funny songs there are about such things. Mar 3, 2018
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I WANT 1808: No matter how much we have, there are always things that we want...food, clothing, a new duck, to be something we're not, to be loved...and those wants have inspired a lot of songs! We'll hear some this week, along with the Top Ten for February. Feb 24, 2018
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LOVE 1807: Valentine's Day may be over, but love goes on...This week, by popular demand, songs **about** love...including some anti-love songs, one of which got three times as many requests last week as any of the "I Love You" songs! Some first-hour free-for-all too. Rated PG-13, some language in the last set. Feb 17, 2018
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LOVE 1806: There are lots of ways to say I Love You! Hear the funniest, most Demented ways on this week's new show, just in time for Valentine's Day. Feb 10, 2018
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BOYFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS 1805: Boyfriends and girlfriends in the spotlight this time! Also some crazy car tunes, a Shelley Berman classic, and a few words about the National Comedy Center set to open this summer. Feb 3, 2018
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TROPICAL 1804: Today I have some tropical tunes for everyone who needs a break from winter - and two (count 'em) two Top Ten countdowns! (The regular one and an irregular one). Jan 27, 2018
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RANDOM 1803: At many radio stations today, the music is selected by a carefully pre-programmed computer. About once a year Dr. D lets his computer do that. Of course his computer is not like other radio station computers, and he does double-check the selections to make sure they're suitably demented. Yes, it's another Random Choice show! Enjoy. Jan 20, 2018
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COVERED IN PUNK 1802: Today we take the covers off "Dr. Demento Covered In Punk," with 13 tracks from the new Dr. Demento album released January 12! I'll also play some classic comedy songs **about** punk, like "Punk Polka" and "Punk Puppies," and some favorite double-entendre songs like "I Wanna Hot Dog For My Roll" and "My Girl's Pussy." (Rated PG-13 for those, plus a few f-words in one other song). Jan 13, 2018
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ROBOTS/ATOMIC POWER 1801: We welcome 2018 with two special topics: Robots and Atomic Power (peaceful and otherwise). Listen and find out who the "friend" on "Delicious" by Jim Backus really was. Jan 6, 2018
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CLASSICAL NEW YEAR 2017: Thing, Nights in the Lab, Bulbous Bouffant, Temptation, Office Supplies Unite, Carrot Juice is Murder, Me like Hockey, Intro & Outro, Beat on the Brat Dec 31, 2017
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FUNNY 25 1752: The Funny 25 for 2017, plus some after-Christmas specials, and a couple items about "bad words." Dec 30, 2017
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CHRISTMAS 1751: And here's our ultimate Christmas show for 2017! This year's last Christmas show, in other words. Lots & lots of requests - some unusual things along with the hits. Dec 23, 2017
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HANUKKAH/CHRISTMAS 1750: Here's the second of my three new holiday shows for 2017, with Hanukkah hits along with more funny Christmas songs old and new! Note: This show is not recommended for children, especially the last two segments. Dec 16, 2017
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CHRISTMAS 1749: Here's my first Christmas show for 2017, "taped" this week for your Christmas & Hanukkah pleasure...a song for Kwanzaa too, and a couple for Krampus! The final segment is PG-13. Dec 9, 2017
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CHRISTMAS/RADIO 1748: We start slippin' into Christmas with two sets worth of holiday cheer...plus Part Two of our salute to radio and its rich and colorful history, and a salute to science with Weird Al and more. Dec 2, 2017
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TOP TEN 1747: The Top Ten for November (last Top Ten of 2017!) plus winter songs, lots of suggestions from the Dr D Facebook group, and a sneak preview of Weird Al's contribution to Dr Demento Covered In Punk! Nov 25, 2017
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THANKSGIVING 1746: Happy Thanksgiving everyone! My 2017 show has classics like Stan Freberg's "Take an Indian to Lunch" and Adam Sandler's "Thanksgiving Song" plus some things I hadn't played before - thanks for the suggestions folks! Also a stack of "musical turkeys," so bad they're hilarious. Nov 18, 2017
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HUNTING 1745: It's hunting season again. Controversial as that may be, it's inspired lots of funny songs and comedy over the years. Hear "The Second Week of Deer Camp," "Da Turdy Point Buck," "Hunting Tigers Out in Indiah" and lots more on this week's show, along with a special set for Veterans' Day. Nov 11, 2017
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TOP TEN 1744: The Top Ten for October, plus cows, pianos, a little obsolete technology, and a special set of novelty hits from other countries. Nov 4, 2017
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HALLOWEEN 1743: Here's Halloween 2017 - The Sequel. More haunted hits and creepy classics from yesterday, today and the land without time! Oct 28, 2017
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HALLOWEEN 1742: Here's the first of two all-new Halloween shows for 2017. Dr. D got tons of requests this year, put them all in his magic cauldron, and brewed up a potent mix of looney tunes and scary melodies featuring a special tribute to Frankenstein. Rated PG-13. Oct 21, 2017
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TOBACCO 1741: Topical tobacco tunes this week. Not a cough in a carload! Guaranteed non-carcinogenic. Also some hairy songs about beards, and a Weird Al oddity from the Eastern Hemisphere. The Bo Carter and Allen Ginsberg pieces have some sexual innuendo. Oct 14, 2017
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SPORTS 1740: Our topic today is sports - the Big Four plus a whole lot more. Lots of non-sports as well! Oct 7, 2017
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TOP TEN 1739: The Top Ten for September 2017, plus a pop-up special topic, a couple of Playboy songs in Hugh Hefner's memory, and other stuff you won't hear anywhere else. Sep 30, 2017
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LIVE ON THE SHOW 1738: This show features over an hour's worth of music recorded live on the Dr. Demento Show, from the 1970s to the 2000's, featuring some of Dementia's biggest stars! Sep 23, 2017
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POLICE 1737: Having celebrated Crime and Punishment, we now salute people who have a lot to do with that...the police! Sep 16, 2017
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CRIME 1736: Once again we turn to the annals of Crime and Punishment, for a sequel to the May 6, 2017 show. Also a tribute to Shelley Berman. Sep 9, 2017
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LABOR DAY 1735: A retrospective of our Labor Day shows from the 1980s to the 2010s -- 36 songs and comedy bits about work and the workplace. All time Demented hits plus some we haven't heard in years or decades. Sep 2, 2017
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TOP TEN 1734: The Top Ten for August 2017, plus a tribute to Jerry Lewis and a pop-up special topic - The Brain! Aug 26, 2017
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RADIO 1733: Today's show features Radio Personalities who have made records (broadly defined) - from Bob & Ray to Bob Rivers. Many local (and national) hits by local DJ's are featured. Parental guidance: the last song features explicit language and partisan politics. Aug 19, 2017
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DOGS & CATS 1732: Our more or less annual celebration of dog days and cat days. Recognizing that many listeners share their homes with both species, the Demented dog and cat songs are integrated this time! We also salute Elvis, commemorating the 40th anniversary of the King's departure for realms unknown. Aug 12, 2017
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FOOD 1731: It's another fabulous food show...no duplication with the food shows last March! Plus a tribute to June Foray. Aug 5, 2017
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TOP TEN 1730: The Top Ten for July 2017, plus a salute to Television...stars and songs from the 1940s to the 1990s, along with classic satires by Stan Freberg and Ken Nordine. Jul 29, 2017
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WHO 1729: The subject is Who...Doctor Who and her big news, P. Townshend and company, and lots of other demented Whos like Who Hid the Halibut On the Poop Deck, Who Put the Benzedrine In Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine, Who Stole the Keeshka and, of course, Who's On First. Jul 22, 2017
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SUMMER 1728: At last, my long-promised Summer show for 2017! 32 Demented songs and sketches about the pleasures and annoyances of our warmest season. Jul 15, 2017
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SUPERSTARS SEQUEL 1727: And here comes Superstars Sing Silly Songs - The Sequel! More funny music by people not normally associated with musical laughter. The First-Hour Free-For-All includes five Demented versions of the Little Red Riding Hood story, all very different from each other. Jul 8, 2017
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ALL-AMERICAN 1726: As the Fourth draws near, we celebrate with our annual All-American Dr. Demento show for 2017 - two hours of mad music and crazy comedy about this crazy place most of us live in! Rated PG-13. Jul 1, 2017
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LOVE/TOP TEN 1725: Celebrating the 50th anniversary of the Summer of Love this week (the future Dr. Demento was there!) Plus the Top Ten for June. Jun 24, 2017
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FATHERS/TV/SUMMER 1724: Three (count 'em) three special topics this week: Father's Day, Television (with a tribute to Adam West), and Summer (happy Solstice!) Jun 17, 2017
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RETAIL 1723: Today's topic is The Retail Experience - songs and comedy about buying and selling stuff in stores, and the personal encounters with strangers that are part of the process. The free-for-all explores vinyl records and holes in the ground. One incidental f-word and one homicide, both in the Cheese Shop. Jun 10, 2017
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MARRIAGE 1722: Today's topic is marriage! Demented celebrations of its joys and pitfalls. In the interests of realism we also have a couple of divorce songs. Lots of non-marital pleasures and treasures in the first hour. Jun 3, 2017
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TOP TEN 1721: The Top Ten for May 2017, plus finalists for the Logan Awards...oldies but oddies too! A few cuss words here and there. May 27, 2017
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SOUTH 1720: Here's a feast of funny music Southern style...songs about the South, sung by Southerners. In the first hour, Weird Al's new movie theme, and a stack of requests including a risque little ditty I wasn't allowed to play when it was new. May 20, 2017
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MOTHER'S DAY 1719: Here's my Mother's Day offering for 2017...featuring Demented songs about mothers by The Mothers (Frank Zappa variety), Tom Lehrer, Steve Martin, Sue Fabisch and many more. In our first hour you'll meet a Gas Station Disc Jockey, Bang Bang Lulu, the Deadpool Musical and Gabe Green (anyone remember him?) A bit of rough language here and there. May 13, 2017
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CRIME & PUNISHMENT 1718: Today's theme is Crime and Punishment. A serious subject that has inspired lots of funny songs and sketches. Some hot new stuff too! The last segment is not for the kiddies! May 6, 2017
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TOP TEN 1717: The Top Ten for April 2017, plus new releases, top songs from 25 years ago, and more deviations from the norm. Rated PG-13 for a few dorty wirds. Apr 29, 2017
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PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION 1716: In honor of Earth Day we salute public transportation...trains (including trolleys) and buses (mostly earth-friendly) and planes (OK, not quite so friendly). Weird Al, Bob Newhart, Bobby Pickett, Hudson & Landry, and a brief but rare Tom Lehrer song. Apr 22, 2017
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SUPERSTAR SILLINESS 1715: Happy Easter! Today's show features Superstar Silly Songs -- The Beatles, the Who, Queen, Jimmy Buffett, Sinatra and more great artists not best known for comedy, all by request! Plus songs about golf, wrestling and a long-lost Zacherle classic. Apr 15, 2017
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SINGLE PLAYS 1714: Today's topic, by request: Songs That Have Only Been Played Once Before on the Dr. Demento Show. Songs from many different eras and styles of music. Some long-lost treasures, and one or two that'll make you wonder why the heck I ever played them even once! You decide which is which. First-hour free-for-all as usual. Apr 8, 2017
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APRIL FOOL 1713: Happy April Fool's everyone! We're all familiar with song parodies like Weird Al's, but there are a lot of other ways songs can be transformed with hilarious results (Weird Al does those too!) We'll sample those and many other crazy things on this week's show. Apr 1, 2017
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TOP TEN 1712: The Top Ten for March, some donkey and mule serenades, curious sequels and answer records, and farewell to Chucks Berry and Barris. Note: stay tuned after the Top Ten for two political songs (one red and one blue) and a highly explicit video game tribute. Mar 25, 2017
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NUDITY 1711: Since well before the dawn of civilization, most humans have worn clothing most of the time, and consider it one of the necessities of life. However, the absence of clothing has long been a rewarding topic for comedy. We look into that on this show, along with springtime, King Kong and other gorillas, and a bit of post-St. Patrick's Day green. Mar 18, 2017
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FOOD 1710: A royal banquet of Dementia is yours this week - the entire show is a feast of funny music! With special servings of bananas and sausage - phallic symbolism and fine dining, together at last. Mar 11, 2017
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FOOD 1709: The topic is food - quite possibly **the** most popular topic for funny songs! Here's the first of several food shows planned for this year, with special attention to - sandwiches. Mar 4, 2017
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TOP TEN 1708: The Top Ten for February, plus the alternate significance of birds, petty and not-so-petty criminals, "Pico and Sepulveda" and other songs about L.A., and some Good Old Things. Feb 25, 2017
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RECORDS 1707: Our new show features records - songs and comedy bits **about** records. Along the way Dr. Demento shares arcane record lore from a lifetime of research and collecting. Lots more funny stuff in the first-hour free-for-all. Feb 18, 2017
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VALENTINE'S DAY 1706: Our annual Valentine's Day show features 26 demented love songs...plus a tribute to Professor Irwin Corey, and three brand new songs about the Bowling Green Massacre. (Those are at the end of the show, in consideration of listeners who may be allergic to politics). This show is rated PG-13. Feb 11, 2017
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COLLEGE 1705: This week's special topic is college. Other topics include enjoying yourself, Demented instrumentals, and a tribute to the late Stan Boreson. Feb 4, 2017
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TOP TEN 1704: The Top Ten for January, with an extended first-hour free-for-all which gets into everything from snow to some fascinating abstract wordplay. Two highly political items in the bonus tracks at the end; the rest is mostly politics-free! Jan 28, 2017
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HAPPY 1703: This week we have a happy show! Or to be specific, a song whose special topic is happiness. Happiest thing of all, no politics. (Well, hardly any). In the first hour, some songs about the sense of smell. Jan 21, 2017
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INAUGURATION 1702: Special show this week - Dr. Demento Listeners Select Appropriate Songs for Donald Trump's Inauguration! (Rated PG-13...the Team America piece has some f-words). Jan 14, 2017
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FUMP 1701: This week we present a gala 10th Anniversary salute to the Funny Music Project - The FuMP, the premier online source of new funny music! Hear interviews with three of the site's principals, and great songs from throughout the FuMP's history. Plus a riotous first-hour free-for-all! Rated PG-13 for a few explicit words. Jan 7, 2017
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FUNNY 25 1653: The Funny 25 Countdown for 2016...plus songs for Hanukkah, After-Christmas and New Year's...and we remember Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds. Rated PG-13. Dec 31, 2016
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CLASSICAL NEW YEAR 2016: Adele's Laughing Song, Carioca, When Trump was a Lad, 18th Century Drawing Room, Holiday for Strings, Tubby the Tuba, Bricklayer's Story Dec 31, 2016
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HOLIDAY 1652: Here's our third and final holiday show for 2016, with a set of Hanukkah songs along with lots of crazy Christmas carols, familiar and not so familiar, new and not so new! Bonus track at the end: the notorious "It's an Alt-Right Christmas," totally uncensored. Dec 24, 2016
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CHRISTMAS 1651: Another brand new show with more Christmas classics (and some new stuff too). "Santa Lost a Ho," "Open Me First," "The Christmas Thong," "If There's a War On Christmas (Christmas Is Winning)," and a ca. 1897 recording of "Jingle Bells" are among the highlights. Note: the Eric Idle song (after the "Stay Demented" finale) has highly explicit language. Dec 17, 2016
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CHRISTMAS 1650: Santa gets into a bit of difficulty this week! Our first Christmas show for 2016 also features Walking Round in Women's Underwear, Wreck the Malls, Merry Christmas You Suckers, I Want a Part Time Girl for Christmas, Christmas at Ground Zero, The Wrap Trap and lots more. Dec 10, 2016
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OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE PART 2 1649: By popular request here's Obnoxious People - The Sequel! (With rude words here and there, including f-words in the Garfunkel & Oates song). Also a taste of Christmas, and a tribute to Logan Whitehurst on the tenth anniversary of his passing. Dec 3, 2016
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NAUTICAL/TOP TEN 1648: The Top Ten for November, plus a shipful of nautical dementia and more trash & treasures. Nov 26, 2016
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THANKSGIVING 1647: We celebrate America's annual food fight, aka Thanksgiving! This year is the 50th anniversary of the most famous Thanksgiving comedy song of all time. I also have a few songs, old and new, relating to the recent election. (Parental guidance: the very first song in the show has a couple of f-words). Nov 19, 2016
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NONSENSE 1646: Here's a perfect post-election tonic - two hours of total silliness and absolute nonsense! Nov 12, 2016
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TOP TEN 1645: The Top Ten for October...plus a farewell to John Zacherle, and just a few election songs (old and new, mostly after the countdown). Rarities include Steve Goodman's original 45 of "The Dying Cub Fan's Last Request," with Jethro Burns on mandolin, in honor of the Cubs winning the Series after 108 years. Nov 5, 2016
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1644 HALLOWEEN: Here's Part Two of this year's Halloween scaryfest...creepy classics and new stuff too. Monster Mash (and the story behind it), Dinner With Drac, Me And My Mummy, With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm and lots more. Bonus: the new record holder for shortest song in the history of the Billboard pop charts.
Special Bonus: no election songs! (One candidate is mentioned in passing). Oct 29, 2016
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HALLOWEEN 1643: Here's Part 1 of our two-part Halloween blast for 2016. Songs I only play once a year, and some that have been locked up longer than that! Oct 22, 2016
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ELECTIONS 1642: Something I only get to do every four years - a presidential election show! There's a new Trump song, and out first Johnson song, but mostly we'll be recalling elections of the days when things were civilized! Elvis For President, Alvin For President, Snoopy For President, Miss Piggy For President, Sinatra singing for JFK, Rapmaster Ronnie and a whole lot more - plus songs about scary clowns and scary hunters! Oct 15, 2016
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RANDOM 1641: This week we have 33 delightfully demented discs picked at random, plus a tribute to Oscar Brand. Oct 8, 2016
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WE & US 1640: This week I have songs with "we" or "us" in the title. Doesn't sound real sexy, but it's an amazing assortment, and some of the songs **are** a little sexy (the show is PG-13, with a passing f-word or two). Also Terry Jones, Steve Goodie, Lin-Manuel Miranda with Weird Al, and a White House Rap Battle. Oct 1, 2016
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TOP TEN 1639: Top Ten for September (close race this time!) plus robots, bad boys, C. Martin Croker (voice of Zorak, R.I.P.) and more. Sep 24, 2016
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OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE 1638: The world is full of obnoxious people-jerks, idiots, doofuses, buttheads, bastards, and a**holes. Especially a**holes. Fortunately, all those obnoxious people have inspired a whole lot of hilarious songs and comedy bits, and we'll hear some of the best on this show. Rated PG-13 ("a**hole" is not bleeped on the show). Sep 17, 2016
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CANADA/FOOTBALL 1637: Double feature this week - the sequel to our Great White North extravaganza from May, with all different songs and sketches - plus (ta-daaa) Football! Lots of durty wurds in the last two songs. Sep 10, 2016
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LABOR DAY 1636: Once again this Labor Day weekend we have songs about working (and not working!) Here are a whole lot of our favorites, plus a short tribute to Gene Wilder. Rated PG-13. Sep 3, 2016
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TOP TEN 1635: School, sex & silliness, corporate Dementia, Barnes & Barnes rediscoveries, the 50th anniversary of "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haa!" - and the Top Ten too! Aug 27, 2016
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ANIMALS 1634: We celebrate the dog days of August this week...plus the cat days, the duck days, the pig days, the lizard days, the funky gibbon days and more! Aug 20, 2016
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BLUES 1633: Got another bucket o' blues for you today! "Hospitality Blues," "Recycled Vinyl Blues," "Existential Blues Pt. Too" and a bit of the real old time blues too. Aug 13, 2016
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FLORENCE FOSTER JENKINS 1632: In honor of the new Meryl Streep film about "the world's worst opera singer," Florence Foster Jenkins, this show features an interview with her biographer Darryl W. Bullock, plus a half hour featuring more "bad singers" like Mrs. Miller and Leona Anderson...and an hour of really good funny music too. Aug 6, 2016
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TOP TEN 1631: The Top Ten for July, plus pizza, tacos, atoms, drugs, sex and violets. Jul 30, 2016
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LAUGHTER 1630: "Laughter is the best medicine!" says Dr. Demento. Lots of laughing songs (including one by the first African-American artist ever to make records) plus Zappa, Pokemon, Donald & Hillary too on this week's all-new Dr. Demento Show. Jul 23, 2016
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STATES 1629: We celebrated the U.S.A. for the Fourth of July...now it's time to celebrate some individual states. Also five brand new songs about Pokemon GO! Jul 16, 2016
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INSTRUMENTS 1628: Here's Part Two of our amazing collection of funny songs about musical instruments + songs about funny musical instruments. Highlights of the first hour include "I Think My Dog's a Democrat," "You're Always Throwing Salsa At the Light Bulbs," and "The Comedy Music Life." Jul 9, 2016
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FOURTH OF JULY 1627: Happy Fourth of July! This week I have songs about drinkin' beer and blowin' up stuff, but I'll also touch on such all-American topics as fast food, war, Elvis (and the late Scotty Moore), Garrison Keillor, Pocahontas, baseball, Ben Franklin, the Waldorf-Astoria, and that little brown shack out back...and by request I'll have some brief comments on the recent "Stairway to Heaven" legal case. Jul 2, 2016
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TOP TEN 1626: The Top Ten for June 2016, plus funny stuff about New York and Chicago, chickens and pigs, sex and cannibalism. Plus a couple for Muhammad Ali. Rated PG-13. Jun 25, 2016
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FATHER'S DAY/SUMMER 1625: Double feature this week - Father's Day, and the coming of summer - plus hot new stuff by Tim Cavanagh, Insane Ian and Steve Goodie. Rated PG-13, mostly for "Bluegrass" and "I'm Gonna Procreate". Jun 18, 2016
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LONG 1624: This is the week for Mega-Dementia. If it's not long, it doesn't belong! Every song and comedy bit on this show runs five minutes or more. Sit back and let the laughter roll! Jun 11, 2016
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INSECTS 1623: Our topic is insects. They bite us and sometimes make us sick and generally annoy the heck out of us, but they pollinate fruits and flowers, AND inspire funny songs! This week's show has a whole lot of those, with only a speck of repeats from the Insects show last July. Jun 4, 2016
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TOP TEN 1622: The Top Ten for May 2016, along with bicycles, animals and other assorted Demented diversions. May 28, 2016
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CANADA 1621: We salute Canada...the homeland of a lot of great audio humor, sketch comedy in particular. This week I have some of our all time most requested Canadian classics, including some that focus on what makes Canada delightfully different. Rated PG-13 (the Avenue Q song has an explicit sexual reference). May 21, 2016
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BLUES 1620: This show features the blues...not the slow sad blues, but the crazy Demented blues! Weird Al, Henry Phillips, Bonzo Dog, and of course Tom "T-Bone" Stankus' "Existential Blues," complete and unedited! May 14, 2016
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MOTHERS 1619: This week I have 34 songs and comedy bits about mothers and motherhood. Love, and sweetness, and kindness, and lots of other things too! May 7, 2016
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TOP TEN 1618: The Top Ten for April, plus funny songs about vintage TV, Cinco de Mayo, censorship, fun and laughter, and some of the Doctor's notorious Bonus Tracks at the end (with durty wurds & such). Apr 30, 2016
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STUPIDITY PART 2 1617: By popular demand, here's Stupidity: The Sequel. Judging by number of requests, this is the most popular non-holiday topic so far in 2016. Lots of songs never before heard on the show! Apr 23, 2016
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EARTH DAY/AROUND THE WORLD/MARIJUANA 1616: Three featured topics this week. In order of appearance: Earth Day, Around the World with Dr. D., and a set for 4-20. Some incidental nawty wirds and not-so-incidental cannabis references (in that last set). Apr 16, 2016
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MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS 1615: Our topic this week is musical instruments - funny songs inspired by guitars, pianos, banjos, bagpipes and various other instruments used in different kinds of music...including five about the tuba! Explore their sociological and sexual connotations with Dr. D. (Occasional naughty words). Plus a small tribute to the great Merle Haggard. Apr 9, 2016
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BASEBALL/BIRTHDAY 1614: Demented Baseball, plus Dr. Demento's Birthday! As the Doctor says, "It's only every few years that my birthday actually falls on the day a new show premieres, so I like to celebrate with an hour of special stuff. Mostly Demented, very much so, but also a few other musical things that are important to me." Apr 2, 2016
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TOP TEN 1613: Hidden tracks from CD's and LP's, silly songs about bunnies, sex and chocolate and more Demented springtime carols, plus the Top Ten for March! Mar 26, 2016
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SPRING 1612: It's springtime in the Land of Dementia! An hour-plus of Very Demented springtime songs, plus a song for every day of the week (two each for Friday & Saturday), songs from the new Wild Man Fischer CD, and the Donald Trump Club March! Rated PG-13 (there's a nasty word in the last verse of the very last song). Mar 19, 2016
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STUPID 1611: We celebrate stupidity in all its forms...stupid people, stupid actions, stupid songs! As Weird Al sang, Dare To Be Stupid! Also a tribute to Sir George Martin with some of his lesser known and most intriguing pre-Beatles productions. Mar 12, 2016
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LITTLE 1610: The topic today is a small one - literally. Little things - little animals - little people! From Little Boxes to the Smallest Thing Known to Man. Also creepy love songs, demented yodels, and lots and lots of laughter. A bit of explicit language on "Little Toot." Mar 5, 2016
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TOP TEN 1609: Here's the Top Ten for February, plus the Logan Awards nominees and other surprises. Rated PG-13 ("Sex Rhymes" is just what you'd expect from the title). Feb 27, 2016
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MONEY 1608: Lots of money for you this week...money music, that is! Our sequel to last May's money show has mostly different songs to entertain you...plus some luscious leftover love songs. Feb 20, 2016
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LOVE SONG 1607: For Valentine's Day, here's 90+ minutes of demented love songs, by request! Quite a few things I haven't played in years, or haven't played at all till now. We'll also remember Bob Elliott (Bob & Ray) and Dan Hicks. Feb 13, 2016
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BODY PARTS 1606: Today's topic is body parts! Sequel to our 8-1-15 show with (mostly) different songs. Subject matter & language is a bit more explicit than usual, especially "Fume" and of course "Titties and Beer." Feb 6, 2016
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TOP TEN 1605: Our first Top Ten of 2016, plus songs for sniffle season, songs for haters, and a big bunch of requests. (Doctor's note: This show includes two different cases of two very different sets of lyrics set to the same tune! I didn't realize that till the show was almost finished). Jan 30, 2016
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LONG 1604: It's another big show this week...this time it's the songs that are long, every one running five minutes or more! Jan 23, 2016
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BIG 1603: It's a big show about big things this week, plus a tribute to David Bowie. Jan 16, 2016
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WEATHER 1602: Everybody talks about the weather...some people sing funny songs about it! "It Ain't Gonna Rain No Mo'," "It Never Rains in Sunny California," "I Still Write Your Name In the Snow" and lots more Demented weather is in the forecast this week. Jan 9, 2016
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MOVIES 1601: We salute "The Force Awakens" with a retrospective of Star Wars spoofs through the years...and a few other blockbusters too, plus our first political salvos of 2016. Jan 2, 2016
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CLASSICAL ON KUSC: The Doc brings a touch of dementia to a classical station on New Year's Eve! Co-hosting with Jim Svejda. Dec 31, 2015
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FUNNY 25 1552: The funny 25 countdown for 2015, plus some After Christmas and New Year's Dementia! Dec 26, 2015
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CHRISTMAS 1551: Our final Christmas show for 2015 has everything from the sarcastic to the sentimental...holiday songs and stories to tickle your funnybone and warm your heart. Rated PG-13 for incidental f-words ("Lonely Jew at Christmas"), drug references ("Twelve Days") and some innuendo here and there. Dec 19, 2015
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CHRISTMAS 1550: Santa Claus endures more abuse in our second holiday outrage for 2015, which also looks at his darker side! Also starring Krampus, Mr. Grinch, Seymour Swine and a defrosted Frosty. Rated PG for a bit of language. Dec 12, 2015
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CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH 1549: We celebrate Chanukah and Christmas with our first holiday show of 2015. "Star Wars Chanukah," "Santa Jaws," Stan Freberg's "Green Christmas," "Christmas Balls" (plus the untold story of how those balls came to be). Rated PG-13 for a bit of language (Red Peters, and South Park's dreidel song). Dec 5, 2015
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TOP TEN 1548: Our final Top Ten for 2015. The extended first-hour free-for-all features daffy ditties about hell, trains and hunting. Nov 28, 2015
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THANKSGIVING 1547: Our Thanksgiving show features lots of crazy tunes about the holiday, about food, and (as is traditional) some musical turkeys, including a mini-binge of Audio Torture Chambers. This show is rated PG-13, for Pony Death Wish, The Chart Song, and The Chainsaw Juggler. Nov 21, 2015
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MARIJUANA 1546: Our topic this week is marijuana. Is it legal or isn't it? I won't belabor that issue on the show...instead I have a special all-marijuana Top Ten plus more reefer songs, famous, infamous and non-famous, and some other goodies too. Nov 14, 2015
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TOP TEN/NONSENSE 1545: The Top Ten for October (a week late due to encounters with zombies and vampires) plus an hour of songs whose words make no sense, or very little, and some that have no words at all but they're still funny. Nov 7, 2015
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HALLOWEEN 1544: Part two of our Halloween extravaganza for 2015. Spooky tunes and scary melodies old and new, famous and obscure, trash and treasures! Oct 31, 2015
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HALLOWEEN 1543: Our first (of two) Halloween shows for 2015 features a half-hour of zombie songs, "Frankenstein Meets the Beatles," the Rocky Horror Chiptune Show, and at least a dozen things I've never played before. Oct 24, 2015
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INSANITY 1542: 23 more songs about insanity and psychiatry, plus 10 songs about beans! Plus "My Mother Is a Space Cadet" and "Ode to Playboy." note: "Psycho Chicken" has the f-word, unbleeped, in a non-sexual context. Oct 17, 2015
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ALCOHOL 1541: Alcohol has inspired more funny songs than all other drugs put together. Whether you're a tippler or a teetotaler, we've got plenty of liquid laughs this week! Also Stan Freberg's Columbus saga, "The Faucet's On Fire" and a new Audio Torture Chamber. Oct 10, 2015
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BLEEPS 1540: Many supremely Demented songs and comedy routines have words in them that cannot generally be aired on radio. One way to play those songs and comedy routines in spite of that is by using bleeps and other noises in place of the forbidden words. On this show Dr D presents a tribute to the fine art of bleeping. (No dirty words are actually heard, except "tits" in one of Dr D's intros). Also a dozen songs about pants, and other delights. Oct 3, 2015
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TOP TEN 1539: The Top Ten for September 2015, plus funny songs and conversation with Actual Size (Steve Goodie & Andy Corwin) and Carla Ulbrich. Sep 26, 2015
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CARS 1538: Our crazed classic car show returns for another episode of highway hilarity from 1902 to the 21st century...with nearly an hour of free-for-all for an opening act. Sep 19, 2015
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WATER PART TWO 1537: This week's show is as wet as you can get without needing a towel! The sequel to my May 16 water show has even more H2O hits for you, all the way from Spike Jones to Bessie Smith, Digital Underground to Uranium Savages. Sep 12, 2015
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WORKING 1536: Some people shovel coal...other folks shovel data! For Labor Day, we have a ton of funny songs about working. Occasional profanity & scatology. Sep 5, 2015
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TOP TEN 1535: Top Ten for August 2015, with an extended first-hour free-for-all! Also two bonus tracks at the end of the show, with very explicit language. Aug 29, 2015
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ANIMALS 1534: This year for dog days we celebrate...dogs, plus cats, budgies, ducks, hamsters, lizards and many other "companion animals" as well. Attention: occasional explicit language. Aug 22, 2015
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ANTI-LOVE 1533: We are now at the halfway point between the last Valentine's Day and the next one. If the calendar were a circle, we'd be at the exact opposite point. So this is the time for Anti-Love Songs. Many of them are even funnier than the Silly Love Songs we hear around February 14! Aug 15, 2015
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ALCOHOL 1532: Our topic is the drug called alcohol...one of the world's oldest medicines. It produces lots of pleasure, lots of pain, and has inspired lots of humor. Here are 28 alcohol anthems, all by request! Aug 8, 2015
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BODY PARTS 1531: The subject is Body Parts - here are the best and a few of the worst among over 150 different songs that were requested for this topic! Only 5 songs repeated from last year's Body Parts show. Aug 1, 2015
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TOP TEN 1530: The Top Ten for July 2015, with a surprising but worthy Number One. Also hippies & hipsters, San Diego Dementia, and a tribute to Ray Jessel. Jul 25, 2015
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BOOGIE 1529: "Boogie" - a fascinating word - the definition includes tons of fabulous music, and other fascinating things! We'll hear the Demented boogie classics, and revisit the roots of boogie going back to the 1920s. Some cool first-hour free-for-all too! Jul 18, 2015
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INSECTS 1528: Insects...there are a whole lot of them on this planet, and a whole lot of funny songs about 'em too! This show has old favorites (including a countdown of the five that were most requested this past week) plus a bunch that I haven't played before. Some rare treats in our First Hour Free-for-all too! Jul 11, 2015
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ALL-AMERICAN 1527: Our new All-American show (actually debuting on July 4 this year!) ranges from the historical to the hysterical, with a special nod to the Supreme Court. The bonus tracks are definitely not for the kids; the rest of the show is PG-13. Jul 4, 2015
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TOP TEN 1526: Mr. Jaws and other people eaters, the double meanings of musical instruments, and the Top Ten for June! R.I.P. Phil Austin. Jun 27, 2015
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SUMMER/FATHER'S DAY 1525: The summer solstice is Sunday, June 21, which is also Father's Day! We celebrate with a Demented Double Feature. Jun 20, 2015
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DANCE PART 2 1524: Demented Dance Party 2015 rides again! The sequel to our March 7 show has even more booty-busters and brain-shakers for your dancing and Dementing pleasure - plus the Logan Awards winners. Jun 13, 2015
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POLICE PART 2 1523: Police - The Sequel! More good songs and bad songs about good cops and bad cops. Also bongs and bowls, inbreeding, dog poop, earthquakes and other minor annoyances. Jun 6, 2015
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TOP TEN 1522: The TopTen for May, plus Noshville Katz, Marijuana Munchies, and Singing Grannies! May 30, 2015
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MONEY 1521: You're in the money! 26 funny money songs on this week's show...plus eleck-a-tricity, toons 'n comics, Adderall & Ritalin, and a lil' bit of B.B. May 23, 2015
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WATER 1520: Water, water everywhere! We celebrate H2O with an hour-plus of the wettest songs in town. Also, a special 25th anniversary tribute to Jim Henson. May 16, 2015
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MOTHER'S DAY 1519: It's that time again - Mother's Day in the Land of Dementia! Many of the songs have never been on the show before (but lots of perennial favorites as well). Occasional explicit language. May 9, 2015
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INSANITY 1518: Our topic today is Insanity + Psychiatry. The symptoms and the treatments. Napoleon XIV and other usual suspects plus a bunch of things I haven't played lately, or ever. Also Monty Python, some rare Freberg and other delights. May 2, 2015
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TOP TEN 1517: The Top Ten for April 2015, plus new Ray Stevens, the original Mr. Bill, some songs about songs, and "Sad Puppies Aren't Much Fun." Apr 25, 2015
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EARTH DAY 1516: Happy Earth Day - we celebrate our planet this week with "Ballad of Woodsy Owl," "(It's Not Nice To Fool) Mother Nature" and other mirthful earthfuls, plus more Stan Freberg and lots of requests. A bit of earthy language here and there. Apr 18, 2015
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STAN FREBERG TRIBUTE/CARS 1515: Our tribute to Stan Freberg, plus the previously announced Part 2 of our Car Tunes saga. Apr 11, 2015
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EASTER/BASEBALL 1514: Doubleheader special feature this week - Easter, plus the opening of baseball season! Plus a swell first-hour free-for-all. (note: one short song in the first hour is real lo-fi - Do Not Adjust Your Set) Apr 4, 2015
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TOP TEN 1513: The Top Ten for March, plus Demented food songs by request, rapping celebrity impersonators, E.E.G.A.D., and dueling Shaving Cream Part Twos. Mar 28, 2015
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CAFFEINE 1512: The subject is caffeine! 33, count 'em, 33 caffeinated songs and comedy bits, all together in one superbly stimulating show! Special added attraction - 6 sprightly spring songs, just in time for the equinox. Mar 21, 2015
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY 1511: We celebrate St. Patrick's Day with old favorites and some you may not have heard, and add to the merriment with a jolly First Hour Free-For-All...plus a few bonus tracks for adults only! Mar 14, 2015
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DANCE 1510: It's a Demented Dance Party this week, with the Funky Gibbon, the Masochism Tango, the Punk Polka, the Punk Square Dance and others even more demented! Also a tribute to Leonard Nimoy. Mar 7, 2015
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TOP TEN 1509: The Top Ten for February 2015, plus a variety of other delights new and old, many of them requested via The Dr. Demento Show OFFICIAL Facebook page and the "Request a Song" button at www.drdemento.com Feb 28, 2015
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CARS 1508: It's car tune time again, with 26 songs and bits all about automobiles!
Plus a tribute to Gary Owens, a new Weird Al song, and lots more. Feb 21, 2015
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1507 VALENTINE'S DAY: Demented discs for Chinese New Year and President's Day...and over an hour of silly love songs for Valentine's Day, with only four very special ones repeated from last year's Valentine's show. Feb 14, 2015
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POLICE 1506: Our topic is the police. Everyone has an opinion about the police, and a lot of those opinions are here, expressed in a wide variety of musical styles! Also a new farewell to football, songs about hangings, and pizza, and a tribute to the late Rod McKuen. Feb 7, 2015
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TOP TEN 1505: Our first Top Ten of 2015 has its share of surprises...lots of rare treats in the first hour too! Jan 31, 2015
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TROPICS 1504: Tired of winter? Head for the tropics with funny songs from Hawaii and the Caribbean, and beyond the tropics with laughs from Australia. Jan 24, 2015
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RANDOM 1503: Here's an all-new Random Choice show. All-time classics plus all-time obscurities, quite a few only played once before, and maybe never again! Jan 17, 2015
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DIETING 1502: How are your new year's resolutions doing? We'll lend a bit of musical moral support with funny diet songs by Weird Al, Shel Silverstein, Allan Sherman, Larry Groce, The Amazing Onionheads and many more. Jan 10, 2015
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WINTER SPORTS 1501: Our topic is winter sports, indoor & outdoor...basketball, hockey, skiing, curling, writing names in the snow and other fun things. Rated PG-13. Jan 3, 2015
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DOC ON KUSC CLASSICAL: Hallelujah, Masochism Tango, Elderly Man River, Ying Tong Song, Word Crimes, Silly Walks, Fake Adult, Pico & Sepulveda, Laughing Record (ONE HOUR ONLY) Dec 31, 2014
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FUNNY 25 1452: The Funny 25 for 2014...the hottest, coolest, most requested songs of the year...with special added attractions. Dec 27, 2014
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HOLIDAY 1451: Our final holiday show for 2014 features Santa's helpers, including a few you might have forgotten! Also Santa Jaws, Christmas Dragnet (most folks call 'em green onions but they're really...), Seymour Swine's Blue Christmas, and a few more for Chanukah. Dec 20, 2014
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HOLIDAY 1450: Here's holiday show #2 for 2014. More of the best and worst funny Christmas and Chanukah songs ever.
"Green Christmas," "A Good Old Down Home Country Chanukah," "Little Dealer Boy," "The Day That Santa Claus Retired," etc. Dec 13, 2014
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HOLIDAY 1449: Here's our first holiday show for 2014, featuring Dr. D's picks for the worst Christmas songs of all time, and some real good ones too, like "Christmas Balls," "Open Me First," and Robin Williams' "Visit From St. Nicholas." Dec 6, 2014
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TOP TEN 1448: The Top Ten for November (final Top 10 of 2014 already!) plus an extended First Hour Free-for-All. Nov 29, 2014
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THANKSGIVING 1447: Happy Thanksgiving! We have a three-part celebration this week - songs about the holiday, songs about food in general, and some musical "turkeys" like Florence Foster Jenkins. We will also hear the late Mike Nichols and Glen Larson. The first two segments have some adult (?) humor here and there. Nov 22, 2014
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SCIENCE FICTION 1446: Here's the long-awaited Science Fiction 2014.2, plus a salute to the new Batman DVD box and lots of requests. Nov 15, 2014
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GUNS & HUNTING 1445: Thirty-two (32) songs about guns and hunting this week...from "If Jesus Had a Gun" to "Cows With Guns." Pro and con, and some that just find the subject funny. Nov 8, 2014
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TOP TEN 1444: The Top Ten for October 2014, plus robot rhapsodies and the blood of Shia Lebeouf. Rated PG-13 (mostly for "Titties and Beer"). Nov 1, 2014
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HALLOWEEN II 1443: Here's Hallowen 2014 - The Sequel! This show leads off with 20 all-time Demented Halloween classics in a row. Lots of requests and rarities after that! Rated PG-13. Oct 25, 2014
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HALLOWEEN I 1442: Here's the first of our two Halloween shows for 2014. Fabulous frightful forgotten blasts from the past...mesmerizing melodies from the catacombs! Lots of things I haven't played before, or hardly ever! Rated PG-13. Oct 18, 2014
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SEX 1441: Sex! Sex! This week's show has 26 songs with some form of the word "sex" in the title. Rated PG-13. Oct 11, 2014
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BABIES 1440: Our topic is Babies Part 2, with all different babies from our baby show in March. Also: the Dr D debut of SuLu's son, rapping Young Jeffrey. A couple of naughty words here and there, and more in the bonus tracks. Oct 4, 2014
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TOP TEN 1439: The Top Ten for September 2014, plus songs in praise of the posterior, and a couple novelty items from 'way back that I've never played before. Sep 27, 2014
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ALTERNATE VERSION PART 2 1438: By popular demand, it's another all-new episode of Alternate Versions of Demented Hits! Sep 20, 2014
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FAST FOOD 1437: We celebrate (and de-celebrate) the Fast Food Nation...burgers, fries, tacos, hot dogs, pizza and more. Also a Joan Rivers tribute, and our usual first-hour free-for-all. Sep 13, 2014
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DOCTORS 1436: Dr. Demento salutes **medical** doctors this week (and nurses, and hospitals, and medicine in general). Also a mini-flashback to 1974 with Harry the Hipster. Sep 6, 2014
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WORK/TOP TEN 1435: For Labor Day, some funny songs about work! There are actually a whole lot of those, and here are some favorites. Also the Top Ten for August...see how Weird Al does this time! Rated PG-13 (an f-word in the third song, and a bit of innuendo here and there). Aug 30, 2014
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ZOO PART 2 1434: What is Africa's most dangerous and deadly large animal (excluding man)? It's not a lion or a gorilla. Find out on this week's show!
Also tigers, apes, monkeys, frogs, toads, Yogi, Rocky, and that other Rocky. Aug 23, 2014
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DOGS & CATS 1433: Songs about dogs, cats, and dogs and cats together (with very little duplication of our dog and cat shows from last August) plus a Robin Williams tribute. Aug 16, 2014
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BIRDS 1432: Our subject is birds, those tweety, squawky descends of the dinosaurs! Singing all around us as they do, they've inspired plenty of songs, and we'll hear some of the funniest and one or two of the worst. We'll also commemorate the 40th anniversary of Richard Nixon's resignation. Aug 9, 2014
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DYNAMIC DUOS 1431: Today we celebrate Dynamic Duos...Abbott & Costello, Barnes & Barnes, Homer & Jethro, Bob & Ray, Flight of the Conchords, and of course Batman and Robin, plus lots more! Rated PG-13. (Adult listeners, stay tuned after the closing for some hot & heavy bonus tracks!) Aug 2, 2014
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TOP TEN 1430: Weird Al's "Mandatory Fun" is Number 1 in Billboard this week...first comedy album to top the chart since "My Son the Nut" in 1963! Will Al top the Top Ten...and what about #2, #3, #4 and #10? Find out on this week's show. Also Frank Gallop, C. W. McCall, Eddie Murphy, Elaine Stritch. Jul 26, 2014
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW & RECORDS 1429: Here's our Mandatory Fun interview with "Weird Al" Yankovic...plus (in honor of the vinyl revival) a whole lot of historical/hysterical stuff about Records! Rated PG-13 (one song with figurative cattle droppings). Jul 19, 2014
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I AM PART 2 1428: "I am...!" (insert what you are). We all say that at one time or another. The creators of funny songs have sung that in some very colorful and entertaining ways. We heard a bunch of those in March, and we'll hear almost 30 more in this show. Jul 12, 2014
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ALL-AMERICAN 1427: We celebrate the Fourth of July (The Sequel) with our annual All-American show. Weird Al (as Sir Isaac Newton), Albert Brooks (rewriting the National Anthem), After Ever After (The Sequel), The Lone Ranger revisited, The Wild One, and the amazing Ray Jessel. Jul 5, 2014
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TOP TEN 1426: The Top Ten for June, plus lots of requests and other surprises. Parental guidance: The Top Ten has some explicit language, and one of the Logan Awards winners has some irreverent references to established religions. Jun 28, 2014
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RANDOM 1425: By popular demand, we have another random choice show! Dr. D has set his lil' ol' record snatcher loose in his archives once again, and we have some Demented treasures that haven't been heard in years, here or anywhere else. Rated PG for a lil' ol' bit of innuendo here and there. Jun 21, 2014
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BODY PARTS 1424: Our topic this week is body parts, from head to feet. They took over the whole show, almost! Parental guidance: some of the songs about parts toward the middle of the body are a bit explicit, with some sexual implications, and a couple of f-words in the next-to-last song. Jun 14, 2014
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OLD PART 2 1423: We celebrate things that are old this week, with songs not played on our January 11 show (with one semi-exception). We also celebrate laundry, the didgeridoo, and Maya Angelou. Jun 7, 2014
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TOP TEN 1422: The Top Ten for May, plus beer, barbecue, a trip to Japan, and Godzilla spoofs past and present! May 31, 2014
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DR. DEMENTO'S ZOO 1421: We go to the zoo this week. Songs about animals that act like people (and vice versa), animals that eat people, plus freaky fogs and naked apes. Also a few Demented military melodies for Memorial Day. May 24, 2014
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FARM 1420: A Demented field trip to the farm today...songs about cows, horses, sheep, pigs, chickens, and about the farmer too...plus "The Streak" (#1 40 years ago this week)! May 17, 2014
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MOTHER'S DAY/PIZZA 1419: A Demented double feature...we celebrate Mother's Day (with and without sweetness and light), and we celebrate pizza. Some terrific new songs too. Rated PG-13. May 10, 2014
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ALTERNATE VERSIONS 1418: By request we have some Alternate Versions of Demented Hits this week - crazy covers, original versions, and other new ways of hearing old Demented classics! Plus lots of surprises in the first hour. May 3, 2014
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TOP TEN 1417: Sex, food, hockey, and Bunkerville, plus the Top Ten for April 2014. Apr 26, 2014
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SPRING 1416: A Demented salute to Springtime, and the good green days it brings us, especially Easter and Earth Day. Apr 19, 2014
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SHORT SONGS 1415: Short songs rule this week - 60 songs in 60 minutes! Also featured: tax time, tributes to Mickey Rooney and Arthur "Guitar Boogie" Smith, and a new Monty Python song! Apr 12, 2014
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RAIN & ALIENS 1414: Double feature this week...demented discs about rain and other weather, plus aliens and UFO's! (After all, people who claim to have sighted UFO's are often told they just saw a weather balloon). Also the real story about Noah, and a tribute to Eddie Lawrence. Apr 5, 2014
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TOP TEN 1413: The Top Ten for March, plus reefers, chocolate and other addictions, dead skunks and other stinkers, and a quick demented tour of Japan. Mar 29, 2014
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BABIES 1412: This week we have an hour of songs about babies...not all of whom are infants! Also a tribute to David Brenner, and lots of swell surprises. Mar 22, 2014
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RANDOM 1411: Happy St. Patrick's Day! We open the show with a half dozen (+1) hearty helpings of Hibernian hilarity...then we throw open the doors of the Archives for 95 minutes of random choices! Lots of all-time demented favorites plus rarities not heard for many a year. "Girlfriend" has a couple rude words...otherwise it's safe and happy listening. Mar 15, 2014
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I AM 1410: Identity is the topic. Not an identity crisis, but 26 different funny songs that say "I am" in 26 different ways! We also remember Tim Wilson and Harold Ramis. Note: nothing truly obscene, but the f-word can be heard in "Jaws," "My Apologies" and "Jetpack." Mar 8, 2014
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SCIENCE FICTION 1409: This week Dr Demento presents The History of Science Fiction in Song...from "Stardrek" and "Banned from Argo" to "Tauntauns to Glory" in 80 minutes...plus "We Won't Give 'Em Sex," "Winestoned Plowboy," "There's a Baby On the Plane", more. Mar 1, 2014
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TOP TEN 1408: The Top Ten for February, plus "Legend of the U.S.S. Titanic," Benny Bell trading verses with Dr. D on a 1982 live "Shaving Cream," an anti-Valentine classic and other surprises. Note: three of the Top Ten songs, plus Bo Burnham's "Repeat Stuff," contain the f-word and/or other common indiscretions. Feb 22, 2014
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COMEDIANS SING PART 2 1407: Here's "Comedians Who Sing - Part 2" - comedians who sing frequently or occasionally but not primarily. Songs by Bill Cosby, Steve Martin, Phyllis Diller, Steven Wright, Jimmy Fallon, Groucho Marx, Reggie Watts, the late Sid Caesar, more. And in our first hour "That Brat Bieber," Devo Spice's Dr. Who tribute, the late Shirley Temple and lots more. Feb 15, 2014
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VALENTINE'S DAY 1406: Weird and wonderful love songs for Valentine's Day, plus a Demented salute to the Olympics. Feb 8, 2014
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BLACK HISTORY MONTH 1405: A special show for Black History Month - funny stuff by African-Americans from 1900 to now. Also a tribute to Pete Seeger. Feb 1, 2014
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TOP TEN 1404: The Top Ten for January...plus kiddie record classics, more new snow songs, and some very juicy bonus tracks for grownups only! Jan 25, 2014
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MY 1403: I've played a lot of your requests on my show over the years. This week it's time for **my** songs. Songs with the word "my" in the title. In a whole lot of different contexts. Have fun with it! Rated PG-13. Jan 18, 2014
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OLD 1402: Songs with "old" in the title are featured this week, including the complete original "2000 Year Old Man." Also songs in honor of the Polar Vortex, and a few about non-polar Hawaii. Rated PG-13 (the Fugs quietly mutter one f-word). Jan 11, 2014
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NEW 1401: Happy New Year! our first show of 2014 salutes the new year with songs with the word "New" in the title, including several about New York City. Rated PG-13 ("Free Water" has one f-word). Jan 4, 2014
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FUNNY 25 1352: Here it is - the Funny 25 for 2013! Plus a few after-Christmas and New Year's songs. Rated PG-13 (mostly for song #17). Dec 28, 2013
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CHRISTMAS PART 3 1351: Our final holiday show of 2013...more old favorites, more new things, lots of requests and rarities. Rated PG-13. note: be sure to check out our previous December shows at dmdb.org for any of your favorites we couldn't get to this year! Dec 21, 2013
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CHRISTMAS PART TWO 1350: Our second Christmas show for 2013 has lots more rarities plus some fine old favorites. Only a handful of these were played in 2012. Note: the bonus tracks are definitely for adults only! Other than that, this show is rated PG-13. Dec 14, 2013
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CHRISTMAS PART ONE 1349: Here's our first Christmas show for 2013...and it's all requests! 36 great songs and comedy bits (only one of which was played in 2012) plus the Demented News and an adults-only bonus track. Dec 7, 2013
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TOP TEN 1348: The Top Ten for November (last one of 2013!) plus the return of Mr. Custer (R. I. P. Larry Verne) and the Frontier Psychiatrist. Rated PG-13. Nov 30, 2013
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THANKSGIVING/HANUKKAH 1347: This year Thanksgiving falls on the same day as the start of Hanukkah. It's a once-in-a-lifetime event (literally) and we celebrate with eleven Demented songs for each holiday, alternating with each other! Rated PG-13 (one f-word). Nov 23, 2013
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DREAMS 1346: Our topic this week is dreams...from pleasant daydreams to total surrealism. We'll also celebrate Dr. Who's 50th anniversary with some Whovian hits. Rated PG-13 for a little rude language. Nov 16, 2013
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COMEDIANS 1345: The Comedians Sing! Vocal performances by Bill Cosby, Steve Martin, Lucille Ball, Sam Kinison, Andy Kaufman and other famous comedians not best known for their singing. Also - a 1940s battle of the sexes, dueling "Walk on the Wild Side" parodies, and a set for the vets on this Veterans Day weekend. Nov 9, 2013
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LIVE ON KSWD! Scotsman, Transfusion, Pico and Sepulveda, Stardrek, Pencil Neck Geek, Locked in the Closet, Fish Heads, Dead Puppies, Gilligan's Island Stairway, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, Wet Dream, Existential Blues, They're Coming to Take me Away Nov 3, 2013
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TOP TEN 1344: The Top Ten for October, plus early Lou Reed, a few hunting songs, and some super requests. Be sure and hear Adam Donmoyer, he's brilliant. Nov 2, 2013
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HALLOWEEN 1343: Here's Halloween show number two for 2013...party tunes, horror movie tunes, songs abour monsters, ghosts, ghouls, mummies and zombies. Especially zombies! New stuff and old favorites. Oct 26, 2013
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HALLOWEEN PART 1 1342: Our first Halloween show of 2013 is here. Scary songs abound! Sick and twisted at times, but no dirty words this time. Oct 19, 2013
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NATIONS 1341: We travel the world with Demented songs about nine different nations...plus songs about Jesus, Columbus, shutdowns and nuclear war. Rated PG-13 - one f-word (from South Park) and one n-word (Monty Python). Oct 12, 2013
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THE WORLD 1340: The world is our subject - songs with "world" in the title. Plus - why "The Fox" might be so popular, and a very Demented and brilliant entertainer called Brian Kenney Fresno. Note: this show is racier than usual, with a few f-words and other candid language...but nothing truly nasty (except for the bonus track!) Oct 5, 2013
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TOP TEN 1339: The Top Ten for September 2013, plus sharks in the ocean, rum and sex in Trinidad, flying Bibles, Bohemian gravity - and a new Dr. Demento vocal rendition of "Shaving Cream." Sep 28, 2013
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HE 1338: This week I have songs with "he" and "him" in the title. Not nearly as many of those as there are "she" and "her" songs, but I found some good ones, like "He Hit Me (and it felt like a kiss)" by Mary Powell of Bedlam A.C., and "He Ate Too Many Jelly Donuts". Lots of nice rarities in our first hour. Sep 21, 2013
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HER 1337: This week I have songs about her...not just one person, but a stack of songs with the words "her" and/or "she" in the title. Also some rare and entertaining 78's, and a tip of the tophat to the late car dealer Cal Worthington, whose commercials kept us entertained for half a century. Sep 14, 2013
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FASHION 1336: As people pick out their fall outfits, it's time for another Dr. Demento fashion show! Seventeen songs and comedy bits, and one poem, all about clothes. No duplication with our April 6 clothing show! Also "Miley - The Sequel," "Don't Sneeze When You Eat Saimin," "Strange Things In My Soup" and lots more surprises. Sep 7, 2013
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WORK/TOP TEN 1335: Work may not always be funny, but it has inspired a lot of funny songs (it should, considering all the time some of us spend at work). Some of the best are on this show...and the Top Ten too! Aug 31, 2013
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VACATIONS 1334: There are some very funny songs about vacations...and most of them are recaps of vacations just taken. So with vacation season winding down, I figured now's the best time to play 'em. Boobies and elephants enliven our first hour! Aug 24, 2013
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CATS 1333: We feature cat songs this week. Funny cat songs are not as plentiful as cat videos, probably because they require more talent to entertain. Here are some of the best I've found. Also this week: the legendary Pete "Mad Daddy" Myers, "Idi Amin Meets Eydie Gorme," and Andy Kaufman's first tapes. Aug 17, 2013
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DOGS 1332: We celebrate the dog days of August with some demented doggie ditties! The amazing interactions of humanity with dogdom (caninity?) are the subject of songs and comedy bits from the heartwarming to the scathing. The first hour is a fantastic free-for-all. Rated PG-13. Aug 10, 2013
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TOBACCO 1331: Tobacco...the smoke may be noxious but the songs are funny! This show has a tall stack of 'em, plus the Pachelbel Rant, the Classical Rap (it's really about living large in NYC) and four songs about smut. Plus, by popular demand, some Bonus Tracks (adults only!) Aug 3, 2013
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TOP TEN 1330: The Top Ten for July 2013, plus preachers, vampires, freebirds, Beatles, self-flushing toilets and the story of the hootchy-kootchy dance. Jul 27, 2013
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VEGETABLES 1329: This week we celebrate vegetables and those who love them. And fruits too. Beans, bananas, and all the rest. Also starring: aardvarks, spaghetti, and some naughty stuff. Rated PG-13. Jul 20, 2013
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RANDOM 1328: Another random choice show this week - songs selected purely at random from our vast library of musical insanity! Jul 13, 2013
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BICYCLES AND MOTORCYCLES 1327: Dementia rides on two wheels this week - bicycles and motorcycles! Plus the Hipster Apocalypse, and lots of requests. Rated PG-13 (except for the bonus tracks). Jul 6, 2013
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AMERICA 1326: This year our Fourth of July show has an hour of Demented songs about America and Americans. The first hour includes a new "unplugged" performance of "Eat It" by Weird Al, plus another recently rediscovered Allan Sherman parody and some great new songs about gaming. Note: "Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly...." and "U.S. F-in A." have brief explicit language. Jun 29, 2013
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TOP TEN 1325: The Top Ten for June 2013, plus Superman songs old and new, secret agents, narco agents, Gefilte Joe, Mel Brooks, Lenny Bruce. Jun 22, 2013
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FATHER'S DAY 1324: Happy Father's Day! Father's day songs are quite different from Mother's Day songs...here are an hour's worth of examples. Also a farewell to Don Bowman, "Paradise In My GPS," "Phonetic Punctuation," "Jim Beam Me Up, Scotty" and lots of requests. Jun 15, 2013
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SUMMER 1323: Songs of summertime fun this week! Baseball, bratwurst, the beach, and Dr Demento's own favorite summer camp songs. Also a rare Bobby Pickett novelty, and Allan Sherman in his cups. This show is rated PG-13 Jun 8, 2013
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JAZZ 1322: The joint is jumpin' with an hour of Demented jazz this week! No duplication with the March 9th show. Also, by popular demand, "They're Coming To Take Me Away" all the way through - backwards, and other assorted freakouts. Jun 1, 2013
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TOP TEN/MARK COHEN INTERVIEW 1321: The Top Ten for May 2013, plus an interview with Mark Cohen, author of the new Allan Sherman biography Overweight Sensation. Includes rare tapes and fascinating insights about the great song parodist. May 25, 2013
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A CAPPELLA PART 2 1320: All musical instruments are banned from the second half of this show, as we further explore the Demented side of a cappella. (How did that car horn get in there?) More than a dozen requests in the first half. Rated PG-13 (except for the bonus track). (For more a cappella Dementia check out our 1-12-13 show). May 18, 2013
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MOTHERS 1319: Our new Mother's Day show has over an hour of motherly Dementia, including songs by Frank Zappa's Mothers of Invention - plus "Free Mexican Airforce," "Timothy" and lots more. Rated PG-13. May 11, 2013
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PLACES 1318: This week we celebrate curious places...towns, cities, states and countries, real and imaginary. Also lots of requests, and farewells to George Jones and Bob Brozman. Rated PG-13. May 4, 2013
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TOP TEN 1317: The Top Ten for April 2013...plus weed, beer and bondage! Hamsters and tuna fish too. Rated PG-13. Apr 27, 2013
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EARTH DAY 1316: Songs for Earth Day, plus a tribute to Jonathan Winters. The bonus tracks feature some J. Winters bootlegs, non-PC and not for children! Aside from that, the show is PG-13. Apr 20, 2013
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NUDITY 1315: This week's topic is nudity! Plus a 1987 chat with the late, lovely, demure Annette, and our usual dose of chaos. Rated PG-13. Apr 13, 2013
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CLOTHES 1314: Our topic is clothes, from your head to your toes! Also Jim Carrey's "Cold Dead Hand" and some classic gun songs, plus a spectacular new Logan Whitehurst medley. Apr 6, 2013
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TOP TEN 1313: Here's the Top Ten for March 2013, plus a salute to Easter...and that other rite of spring, the opening of baseball season! rated PG-13. Mar 30, 2013
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TRAINS 1312: Send in the drones! Bill "Dead Puppies" Frenzer leads off this week's show with his latest topical tune. Our special topic is near and dear to the Doctor - it's train songs, including "Down By the Station," "The Railroad Comes Through the Middle of the House," and the first-ever "Orange Blossom Special" from 1939. Mar 23, 2013
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY/SPRING 1311: Two big events this coming week, not at all unrelated...St. Patrick's Day, and the coming of spring! We'll celebrate both with songs like "Clancy Lowered the Boom," "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" and "Biddy McGraw" (and the straps of her bra.) Also: Rowan & Martin's "Birds and the Bees," the Age of Asparagus, and the return of Duck Logic. Rated PG-13. Mar 16, 2013
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JAZZ 1310: Here we go with a full hour of Demented Jazz - from the Original Dixieland Jass (!) Band to Cab Calloway and Slim Gaillard, and including the "Stay Demented" song Harry (The Hipster) Gibson wrote and sang just for the show. Also the Logan Awards winner for outstanding comedy song, and lots and lots of your requests. Rated PG-13. Mar 9, 2013
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FOOD 1309: Another food show this week...lots of tasty treats including "My Bologna," "Food to Rent" and "Bagel and Lox" (by Rochester from the Jack Benny Show). No duplication of our 2012 food shows. Rated PG-13. Mar 2, 2013
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TOP TEN 1308: Here's the Top Ten for February. The rest of the show is a free form free-for-all with lots of requests. And if you're grown up and broad-minded, don't miss the bonus track - the uncensored "Shave 'Em Dry." Feb 23, 2013
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COMPUTERS 1307: This week we recall the dawn of the home computer era, as chronicled by rare and hilarious songs made as it happened in the 1970s, 80s and 90s. Also: the Logan Awards nominees for outstanding song parody, and some excellent requests. Feb 16, 2013
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LOVE SONGS 1306: Just in time for Valentine's Day, here's our annual hour of demented love songs. Highlights include the original "Je t'aime, moi non plus" with Brigitte Bardot. Also this week: the Logan Awards nominees for Outstanding Original Comedy Song. Rated PG-13 (one of those nominees has an f-word). Feb 9, 2013
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PARTY RECORDS 1305: More party records this week...a full hour of rare and risque delights, forbidden fruit from the mid-20th century, rated PG-13. Also featured: the "Baby Got Back"/Jonathan Coulton/Glee kerfluffle, another primeval Oingo Boingo item, and the original "Mr. Bill" parody. Feb 2, 2013
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TOP TEN 1304: Here's our first Top Ten of 2013, plus songs about apes, rodents, mud sharks, guns, short shorts, and a 1964 single ("Short Dresses") with the future Dr. Demento playing piano. Jan 26, 2013
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RANDOM 1303: Random choice rules again this week! We've got Weird Al, Randy Newman, a Jim Henson rarity, also the very first record by the band that turned into Oingo Boingo, a song about the kidnapped heiress Patty Hearst...plus "A Day in the Life of Green Acres" featuring Damaskas with Barnes & Barnes. If you're a grownup, be sure and catch the bonus tracks at the end. Jan 19, 2013
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A CAPPELLA 1302: Songs about winter snows, Eskimos, and the gluteus maximus...plus an hour of a cappella Dementia (no instruments allowed!) Even Dr. D's announcements are a cappella this week. Jan 12, 2013
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NO LYRICS 1301: This week the Doctor features an hour of funny songs with no lyrics, and mostly no voices. It's amazing, the laughs you can get with music alone! Also Stardrek, some hobbit songs, and a tribute to Ray Collins of the Mothers of Invention. Jan 5, 2013
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FUNNY 25 1252: You survived Christmas and/or Hanukkah - now reward yourself with our countdown of the 25 hottest, coolest, most requested Deeeemented discs of 2012! Plus a couple of after-Christmas and New Year's songs for good measure. #24 has a couple of f-bombs, otherwise it's PG-13. Dec 29, 2012
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HOLIDAY PART 3 1251: Balls On Your Christmas Tree! The Mushroom Tabernacle Choir! Our final Christmas show for '12 has lots more favorites and rarities...including an early live version of "Open Me First" by Ogden Edsl with the part that's usually left out. Rated PG-13. Dec 22, 2012
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HOLIDAY #2 1250: Our second two-hour holiday blast for 2012 features "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas," "Cockroach Christmas," "Christmas on Acid," "Christmas With the Zombies," "Dysfunctional Family Christmas," that immortal carol "Whip Me Santa Claus," and a second stack of Hanukkah hilarity as well. PG-13 (except for the bonus tracks!) Dec 15, 2012
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HOLIDAY PART 1 1249: The first of our three holiday shows for 2012. I don't know how they do it, but people still keep thinking of new twists on the Christmas legend! Some great ones here, along with forgotten blasts from holidays past and some hardy perennials. Rated PG-13. Dec 8, 2012
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TOP TEN 1248: The Top Ten for November 2012, plus some Larry Hagman rarities, lots of requests and not one single Christmas song. (We'll have plenty of those next week!) PG-13 (except for the bonus tracks). Dec 1, 2012
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LAWYERS 1247: Our special topic is lawyers. We also cover the Twinkie crisis, the Petraeus scandal, Disney/Star Wars, and the world's oldest computer. At the end of the show, there's a truly magnificent symphony of flatulence (with electric guitar). Rated PG-13. Nov 24, 2012
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THANKSGIVING 1246: Our Thanksgiving show has music and comedy for the holiday, and also some musical turkeys for Turkey Day - songs so bad they're hilarious! Many of them are new to the show this year. Also, some new Jonathan Coulton and (in the bonus tracks) Stephen Lynch. Language is PG-13, except for the bonus tracks. Nov 17, 2012
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NONSENSE & SURREALISM 1245: This week's show features a whole lot of nonsense, and some surrealism too, from Spike Jones and the Goons to Beck and the Beatles - plus Tom Lehrer's orchestral "Hunting Song" in stereo. Parental guidance: this show has a few quick and non-sexual f-bombs, and a couple of more explicit items (including a very rare one by Burl Ives) as bonus tracks. Nov 10, 2012
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TOP TEN 1244: The Top Ten for October, plus one last blast of election songs, the earliest known surviving American recording (1878) and a Hurricane Sandy song. This show rated PG-13. Nov 3, 2012
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HALLOWEEN #2 1243: Here's Round Two of our Halloween blast for 2012. Lots of hits from the catacombs plus new scary tunes (including two more tracks from "Eduardo O'Lantern" by TV's Kyle, the best new Halloween release I've heard this year). The show is PG-13; there's a bonus track that isn't. Note #1: the Top Ten for October airs next weekend. Note #2: I've tried not to duplicate last year's Halloween shows too much; those are still streamable right here at www.drdemento.com. Oct 27, 2012
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HALLOWEEN I 1242: On our first Halloween show for 2012 we celebrate the 50th anniversary of "Monster Mash." (Something else much scarier was going on at the same time - remember? We'll have a song for that too). We also celebrate zombies, horror movies, and Weird Al's birthday. Oct 20, 2012
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DENTISTRY/ELECTION 1241: Double feature this week - topic #1 is dentistry, topic #2 is the coming election (plus some electoral blasts from the past). The subjects may be painful, but that only makes the songs funnier! Also some requests, and a tribute to Sheriff John. Language: PG-13. Oct 13, 2012
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FOOTBALL 1240: Are you ready for some football funnies? You got 'em on this week's show, along with "Boobs A Lot," "I Live In A Split Level Head," a different "Ode to Spot" and some neat new stuff. Language: PG. Oct 6, 2012
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TOP TEN 1239: Here's the Top Ten for September...plus some political jousting, new songs from Randy Newman and South Park, a Zappa rarity (by The Penguins) and two bonus tracks for very broad-minded adults only! (Aside from those, this show is PG-13 as usual). Sep 29, 2012
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RANDOM 1238: And here we go from A to Z through the Demento Archives, by random selection! I got out my looseleaf binders of paper copies of my old playlists, put on a blindfold, and whatever my finger pointed to, you hear it here, from Benny Bell singing scat to the Screaming Beatles. Language: PG-13. There's an s-word in "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life," and a homophobic slur in "Cowboy Rap." Also, I said "Jimmy Cricket" when I meant Jiminy - nobody's perfect. Sep 22, 2012
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ALCOHOL PART 3 1237: Here's the third and final installment of our Alcohol Alphabet, with songs and comedy in a huge range of styles, all the way from Fred Astaire to Bubbles and the Shit Rockers. Many all time faves and also things I haven't played lately (if ever). Also a little tribute to Rollin Sullivan, who was Oscar of Lonzo & Oscar. Parental guidance: one f-word in "Liquor and Whores," plus frequent depictions of alcohol abuse. (note: Parts 1 and 2 of the Alcohol Alphabet are on the shows dated April 21 and June 16, 2012). Sep 15, 2012
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SCHOOL 1236: School days are here again, and here's a big stack of our funniest songs about elementary school, high school and college too...plus a Stan Freberg classic, a Zappa favorite (his catalog is back in circulation on CD and mp3!) and the B side of Weird Al's debut single (he's back in the studio working on a new album!!). Some real nice requests too. Sep 8, 2012
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LABOR DAY/DOGS/CATS 1235: We have a bit of a tripleheader this week, with songs about the workplace (Happy Labor Day!), dogs and cats, along with lots of requests. (note: a whole lot more funny songs about working are on our show for September 3, 2011). Language: PG-13. Sep 1, 2012
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TOP TEN/PHYLLIS DILLER 1234: The top ten for August, plus an interview with the great Phyllis Diller. Also seven songs with the words "lost my" in the title. Language: PG-13. Aug 25, 2012
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RAP REVISITED 1233: It's Rap Revisited week, with all-time Demented hip-hop hits plus nerdcore - rap for smart people. Also some silly Sixties surf novelties. Language: lots of it on the seven bonus tracks at the end of the program! "Hollywood Liberal" and "Boogie In Your Butt" are PG-13; the rest is pretty clean. Last minute add: Devo's new song about Mitt Romney's former dog. Aug 18, 2012
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CAFFEINE 1232: This week in our second hour we celebrate caffeine. Coffee and similar beverages have inspired many songs, including funny ones. I'm sipping coffee as I write this, in fact. Note that some of those songs are about the perils of drinking too much coffee! Also a Weird Al rarity (he sings backup on "Miniature Golf") and some Martian songs in honor of Curiosity. Language: PG-13 ("One More Year" and "Midget Love" have some sexual references, and drugs turn up in the Cheech & Chong bits, to no one's surprise). Aug 11, 2012
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CHILDREN'S RECORDS PART 2 1231: Here's Part II of our survey of classic children's records, from the 1940s to the 21st century, plus our usual merry miscellany. Language: Steve Goodie made a special bleeped version of "Hey, Fred Phelps" for us, but the subject matter may require a bit of parental guidance anyway. Everything else is nice and clean this week. Aug 4, 2012
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TOP TEN 1230: Here's the Top Ten for July. The rest of the show is kind of free-form, roaming all over the musical universe just like I used to do! Language: PG-13; incidental expletives on "Snortin' Up the Bath Salts" and "Dirty Old Man." Jul 28, 2012
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HATE 1229: This week we have hate songs. I hate this, I hate that. Actually they're funnier than most love songs. Also two songs and two sketches about answering machines (remember them?) Language: PG-13. The "Answering Machine" sketches by Barry & the Bookbinders and the Dead Alewives depict sex and violence. NOTE: this show was completed before the tragic shooting in Aurora, CO. It includes brief mentions of the new Batman movie and two songs inspired by the 1966 Batman TV series. Jul 21, 2012
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SOUTHERN HUMOR 1228: We have ten Dr. Demento show debuts in our first hour this week, plus a 50th anniversary salute and a 100th birthday tribute. In our second hour we head South for some classic regional humor. Language: PG-13. One quick f-word in "The Peddler." The two bonus tracks at the end are intended for adults only. Jul 14, 2012
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CHILDRENS RECORDS 1227: This week's show features more than an hour of "Golden Age" children's records. We've had a lot of requests for these, and here are six complete stories from 1947-1950 plus other delights. (See our blog at www.drdemento.com for more info). Also, our farewell to Andy Griffith. Jul 7, 2012
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TOP TEN/JULY 4TH 1226: Here's the Top Ten for June, plus some Fourth of July fireworks, Liszt's Hungarian Rhapsody in three shades of Dementia, and the unique and remarkable hip-hop of Garden Fresh. Language alert: "Steve Jobs Vs. Bill Gates," a teeny bit on "Elevator," and of course the bonus tracks. Jun 30, 2012
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QUESTIONS 1225: This week we have an hour of "question" songs, from "What If Your Butt Was Gone?" to "Who Are the Brain Police?" Plus the Logan Awards winners for 2011, and some slick new stuff. Language: one s-word in the South Park song, and a quaint ethnic slur (from 1930) in the next-to-the-last song. Jun 23, 2012
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FATHER'S DAY/ALCOHOL 1224: Songs for Father's Day, plus another installment of our Alcohol Alphabet (with the Frontal Lobotomy song) and a tribute to Ray Bradbury. Rated PG-13 (the last song, after the closing, is for adults only). Jun 16, 2012
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FOOD PART 2 1223: The Doctor celebrates food once again this week, picking up where he left off in April with over twenty fabulous food songs. Also, by request, we bring back the Doctor's "interview" with Allan Sherman, originally aired (in slightly different form) in 1992. Language note: the two George Carlin classics are uncensored, with occasional s- and f- words. There's also one in the Patton Oswalt bit. Otherwise this is all PG. Jun 9, 2012
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PAIRS 1222: Our topic today is "pairs" - not singing duos, but pairs of people, animals or things used as subject matter. Also - the world premiere of two 2011 tracks by the Roto Rooter Goodtime Christmas Band, plus other tracks featuring the late Geoff Cooper. This show is PG except the final segment which is for adults only. Jun 2, 2012
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TOP TEN 1221: Here's the Top Ten for May 2012, plus some neat new stuff, Martin & Lewis's first record, and two more rare items by the late George "Goober" Lindsey. Rated PG for a little innuendo, and one s-word (on Top Ten song #2). The final song, after the Top Ten, is for adults only. May 26, 2012
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RANDOM 1220: Random choice rules again on this week's show. "Uncle Jack Sez Relax" pops up, along with "Heaven Is for Presbyterians," and the saddest song I've ever played (it reportedly inspired suicides in Hungary). Rated PG-13 for one S-word and the usual fun and innuendo. May 19, 2012
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YOU 1219: We celebrate you this week - more than 20 songs with "you" in the title. We also tip our demented hat to Mother, and say farewell to George "Goober" Lindsey with some rare items. This show is rated PG-13 - one s-word (on the uncensored "Life Sucks - Then You Die," on the show for the first time), and some sexual references. The bonus track by Tim Minchin is for open-minded adults only! May 12, 2012
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ME 1218: Our special topic this week is me. Songs with "me" in the title, that is. Other goodies include the comedy-novelty winners in the International Songwriting Competition. This show rated PG-13 for sexual references, and a humorously gruesome song about murder. More explicit stuff in the bonus tracks. May 5, 2012
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TOP TEN 1217: Here's the Top Ten for April 2012, plus songs for galactic hitchhikers, mammary fanciers and lots more. This show is rated PG (a little coarse language, nothing too nasty) except for the last segment (after the Top Ten) which is Adults Only. Apr 28, 2012
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ALCOHOL 1216: This week we have 19 songs about America's favorite drug - alcohol! A huge variety of musical and comedic styles, from The Doors to Gid Tanner and his Skillet Lickers. In the first hour, some amazing and provocative songs about religion and politics, among other things. Language alert: the highly irreverent song from The Book of Mormon in the first hour, and "Beer" by the Asylum Street Spankers in the second. Apr 21, 2012
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FOOD 1215: This week we celebrate food, with a lot of food songs we haven't heard for awhile...and we also remember the Titanic on the 100th anniversary of her demise, with music actually heard on the fateful voyage plus the uncensored "Legend of the U.S.S. Titanic." This show is rated PG-13. Apr 14, 2012
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EASTER/BASEBALL/DEEPSOUTHCON 1214: A triple feature this week: Easter, baseball, and a special program of artists who'll be performing with me at DeepSouthCon 50 in June. Bonus: more newly rediscovered Tom Lehrer. Apr 7, 2012
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TOP TEN 1213: Here's the Top Ten for March, plus a mess of surprises including Barnes & Barnes' rare "Anniversary Song," as written and performed for our 15th anniversary (1985) with Weird Al on accordion...salutes to Mad Men and Batman, old movies and psycho chickens. Language alert: expletives on Top Ten songs #2 and #3. Mar 31, 2012
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HIP HOP 1212: "Girl Scout Cookies," "That Wuttin' a Marlboro," "Classic Rock Cut-off Date" (every rock fan needs to hear that one)...and over an hour of hilarious hip-hop, including songs I could never play on those classic rock stations where you used to hear me. This topic suggested and greatly assisted by the great Luke Ski, with additional input from Devo Spice. Language alert: segments 2 and 5. Mar 24, 2012
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY/SPRING 1211: Songs for St. Patrick's day, songs for springtime, more old party records, beer & boobies, and a tribute to Peter Bergman. Naughty words: "Green Eggs and Peas," "Chicken Talk." Mar 17, 2012
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MARIJUANA 1210: Once again our topic is marijuana. This show, along with our shows for Nov. 12, 2011 and Nov. 15, 2009, comprises a marijuana trilogy, with little duplication between shows (no duplication at all with 11-12-11). Some expletives in the next-to-last segment. Mar 10, 2012
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REPTILES & AMPHIBIANS 1209: Lots more songs about reptiles and amphibians in this week's sequel to our October 8, 2011 show. No duplicates with that show! Also a farewell to Davy Jones, and an update on the Chardon Polka Band (founded eight years ago by students at the school that was the scene of last week's tragic shooting).
And - for our D.O.C. listeners - the world premiere of the new, authentic full stereo mix of Tom Lehrer's "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" (Orchestral Version). Language alert: "Save the Rich," and the bonus tracks which are very explicit. Mar 3, 2012
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TOP TEN 1208: Here's the Top Ten for February, plus a big stack of songs about breakfast...ham, eggs (green and otherwise), hot cakes and sausage, and lots of Bacon!
The Louis C.K. bit has numerous explicit expletives, and there are a few more of those elsewhere. Feb 25, 2012
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PARTY RECORDS 1207: In the second part of this show, Dr. Demento tells the fascinating story of "party records" - risque and titillating tunes and tales that were released by mostly independent labels from the 1930s to the 1960s (major labels wouldn't touch them). Most of these were never heard on radio when first released.
Parental note: most of these are totally concerned with sex and other bodily processes, but the f-word is heard only on the bonus track, which also has the n-word. Feb 18, 2012
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LOVE SONGS 1206: Our Valentine's Day show features two dozen Demented love songs, plus "Paging Dr. House," "The Miracle of Sweatpants" and "Weird Al Yankovic for President!" Feb 11, 2012
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QUESTIONS 1205: A highly questionable show this week - the second half is all songs that ask questions! (And sometimes answer them). In the first half, great old songs and nifty new songs (including three by Flat 29, the superb British comedy trio). Feb 4, 2012
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TOP TEN 1204: The first Top Ten of 2012...plus lots of Dr. Demento debuts, some nifty requests, and a tribute to Etta James, Johnny Otis and Jimmy Castor (R.I.P.) Explicit language and content this week. Jan 28, 2012
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RANDOM 1203: Random choice rules this week! Dr. D opened a list of thousands of songs on his computer, closed his eyes and moved the pointer. Where it landed is what we will hear! 2 1/2 hours of hilarious hits and curious obscurities. Jan 21, 2012
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KZME 2012 + BONUS 2018 APPEARANCES: Fish Heads, My Dead Dog Rover, Apathy Song, Pretty Little Thing, Pencil Neck Geek, Yoda, Thing, Beat on the Brat, School Cafeteria Jan 19, 2012
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POSSESSIONS 1202: This show is all about possessions. Having things. "I have," "I got," "My...." and so on. These words and phrases have a great many different shades of meaning. We'll explore those shades and hear a whole lot of fun and exciting songs along the way. Also: new ones by Flat 29 ("Manfriends," a wonderful song) and Lemon Demon (he thinks it might be stupid, but I like it...coupla durty wirds in this one, also "I Have a Clone")...and a stack of requests. Jan 14, 2012
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SPIKE JONES CENTENNIAL 1201: Dr. Demento salutes the Spike Jones centennial with over an hour of Spike's hits and rarities, tracing his career and featuring key members of the City Slickers. Other highlights include "2012: The Musical," "Call Any Vegetable," and "The Wilted Lettuce Orgy." A few scattered 4-letter words in the first hour; the Spike celebration is good clean fun. Jan 7, 2012
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FUNNY 25 1153: The Funny 25 countdown for 2011, plus After-Christmas and New Year's songs. (Lots of explicit language in song #24, and a little bit elsewhere). Dec 31, 2011
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HOLIDAY #3 of 3 1152: Our final holiday show for 2011 is fun for the whole family! No nasty words or dismembered Santas...just lots of funny songs for Christmas and Hanukkah. Dec 21, 2011
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HOLIDAY #2 of 3 1151: Christmas is sweetness and light, comfort and joy - for most folks! For some of us it's celebrated with sex, drugs and rock `n roll. This week's show has all of that, plus Hanukkah. (The kid-friendly holiday show is next week.) Dec 17, 2011
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HOLIDAY 1 of 3 1150: Here's the first of our three holiday specials for 2011 -- 53 demented delights for Christmas and Chanukah!
Parental guidance suggested -- Santa gets killed, and Rudolph too. A few very bad words here and there. Lots of pure delight as well! (Watch for our good old-fashioned kid-friendly show coming up in two weeks, just in time for Christmas). Dec 10, 2011
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WINTER/LOGAN WHITEHURST 1149: A salute to winter, including hockey and skiing...plus a stack of Christmas songs, and a tribute to Logan Whitehurst.
Explicit language on "It's Wicked Cold Outside" and "Here Comes Fatty Claus." Dec 3, 2011
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TOP TEN/1989 1148: The Top Ten for November (last Top Ten of 2011), plus a look back at 1989 (the year of Weird Al's "UHF") and the history of "Sweet Violets" and "Shaving Cream." The #1 song in the Top Ten has explicit language. Nov 26, 2011
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THANKSGIVING/TURKEYS 1147: Here's our Thanksgiving show for 2011...a dozen songs inspired by the holiday, plus some **real** turkeys - some of the worst songs in all the Demento Archives! This show also has a very special treat -- a Tom Lehrer performance recorded for his "Evening Wasted with Tom Lehrer" album in 1959, but left off that album and never heard since then, until now! (Note 1: for a different group of Thanksgiving songs, including Stan Freberg and Arlo Guthrie classics, check out our show dated 11-20-10. Note 2: one new song in this show has lots of Bad Words. We wish George Carlin were still around to hear it, in fact). Nov 19, 2011
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MARIJUANA 1146: It's a marijuana marathon with over two hours of songs about the killer weed. "The Smoke-Off" and "Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent" plus lots of rarities -- old and new, pro and con, and in practically any musical style you can name. Note: lots more marijuana melodies on our show for November 15, 2009; that show has only five duplicates of this one. Nov 12, 2011
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TOP TEN 1145: The Top Ten for October, plus the winners of the first annual Logan Whitehurst Memorial Awards for excellence in comedy music. (Weird Al and I were among the judges). Also some hot new stuff (They Might Be Giants, Tony Goldmark, Tom Waits), a 109-year-old record of "Bill Bailey Won't You Please Come Home" (sounds darn good, considering) and lots of requests. Nov 5, 2011
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HALLOWEEN II 1144: Part Two of our Halloween party for 2011 begins and ends by casting spells -- "Castin' My Spell," "I Put a Spell On You." In between, we have monsters mashing, hashing, twisting and rapping...ghosts grinning and dancing, and haunting Space Station Three...vampires kissing, and zombies doing what zombies do! Over two and a half hours of haunted hits from Halloweens past, present and yet to come. Oct 29, 2011
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HALLOWEEN #1 1143: Vampires, spiders, and other creepy creatures take the stage in part one of our Halloween spectacular for 2011 -- two and a half hours of spooky tunes and scary melodies. Rarities include Bob Guy's "Dear Jeepers," an early Frank Zappa production. This show is rated PG-13. Oct 22, 2011
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THE YEAR 1988 1142: We mine the demented riches of the year 1988, the year of Nine Coronas, Spock Rap, Weird Al's Even Worse album and lots more...also some edgy new things (parental guidance suggested!), "Pink Beret March" (for the end of Don't Ask - Don't Tell), "I Hate Banks" (for the protestors), and some variations on "Mule Train." Oct 15, 2011
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REPTILES & AMPHIBIANS 1141: We celebrate reptiles and amphibians this week -- dinosaurs, snakes, alligators, toads, frogs. Especially frogs. Also: new Jonathan Coulton, new Richard Cheese, "Shakespeare Rap," "I'll Fix Your Flat Tire, Merle" and lots of requests. Oct 8, 2011
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FISH PART II 1140: More songs about fish and fishing...kind of a sequel to our June 18 show. Also the long lost "Burger Rap" (a sequel to "Candy Rapper") and unreleased songs by Mason Williams and Napoleon XIV. Oct 1, 2011
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TOP TEN 1139: Here's the Top Ten for September 2011, plus lots of requests (several of which sent me diving into the Archives for songs on similar topics, as you'll notice!) There's a Spike Jones track I've never played before. Sep 24, 2011
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THE YEAR 1987 1138: We timewarp to 1987 this week. Truly a vintage year, with the debuts of "Star Trekkin'," "Boot to the Head," three (very) different Demented spinoffs of the Beastie Boys' "Licensed to Ill," and a whole lot more. To round out the flashback, the Dr. has also included some long-forgotten 1987 items that were played only a time or two back then. We'll also hear a few rousing sea chanteys for Talk Like a Pirate Day. Sep 17, 2011
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MORE MONKEYS 1137: More manic monkey music...with no duplication of our other monkey show (June 11).
We also cover skunks and ducks and Cadillacs and hair and nudity and hurricanes (and all that other stuff). Rough language on "Pool Shootin' Monkey" and a couple of passing swear words elsewhere. Sep 10, 2011
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LABOR DAY 1136: We celebrate Labor Day with 32 songs about working (and closely related subjects, like excess caffeine) - plus a tribute to the late Jerry Leiber (lyricist/producer for the Coasters, etc. etc.) and various other hot stuff. Sep 3, 2011
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TOP TEN 1135: Here's the Top Ten for August 2011. Also running: babies, butchers, tangos, schools, cellphones, French toast and wieners. Aug 27, 2011
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CATS 1134: And now we celebrate the Cat Days of August 2011. Like our dog show last week, there's a minimum of duplication with last year's cat show (the Doctor did consent to repeat a handful of the most requested kitty ditties). Also notable: Frank Crumit's 1929 ode to Wall Street debacles, and Steve Goodie's epic parody of "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Albuquerque." Aug 20, 2011
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DOGS 1133: Here's a show for the dog days - 27 songs about dogs, only three of which were played on last year's dog show (8-14-2010). Also: Luke Ski's new tribute to Monty Python, a tip of the top hat to Jerry Lewis, and some new bonus tracks not recommended for children. Aug 13, 2011
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THE YEAR 1986 1132: We salute the year 1986 - "Polka Dot Undies," Weird Al's "Polka Party" and lots of non-polkas including "Life in the Slaw Lane," "Ukrainian Uranium Bread" and the year's #1 song, "Rock Me Jerry Lewis." New stuff this week includes the Dr D debut of Cirque du SoWhat's audacious & amazing second album. Aug 6, 2011
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TOP TEN 1131: The Top Ten for July 2011, plus excursions to Scat Vocal Land, Meat Land, Grannyland and the Land of Songs about Labor Unions -- not to mention Hogwarts. No additional charge! Jul 30, 2011
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BALLADS (PART 2) 1130: Back in April Dr. D devoted a show to Ballads - songs that tell a story. There are a whole lot more very Demented ballads we didn't get to back then, and here they are, plus the uncensored "Legend of the USS Titanic" and other goodies. A few durty words in that song and the Axis of Awesome pieces, plus the bonus tracks. Jul 23, 2011
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COMICS 1129: We celebrate the comics this week...comic strips, comic books, and their big and small screen spinoffs. Several very rare items from the 1920s and 1930s. Also - Axis of Awesome vs. The Key of Awesome...a few naughty words here and there, and some irreverence in the last bonus track. Jul 16, 2011
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WEIRD AL INTERIVEW + THE YEAR 1985 1128: "Weird Al" Yankovic is our guest this week, celebrating "Alpocalypse" and discussing tattoos, technical emergencies and the CIA among other things. Afterward we celebrate 1985, one of the great years in Demented history, with way more hits than I can mention in this blurb. In the bonus tracks, the late Gaye Delorme tells us how he wrote "The Rodeo Song" (and sings it, uncensored)...also, a very lively 1985 backstage interview with Emo Philips. Jul 9, 2011
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ALL-AMERICAN 1127: Here's our annual All-American show for 2011. All kinds of amazingly American music & comedy for your Fourth of July celebration. Plus our tributes to Wild Man Fischer (with an interview in the bonus tracks, never before broadcast outside L.A.) and Red Blanchard, the zany DJ who launched Nervous Norvus' career. A few cuss words (Baldbox, Richard Cheese) and a bit of gruesome (Sufjan Stevens). Jul 2, 2011
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TOP TEN 1126: Here's the Top Ten for June, plus tracks from Weird Al's new CD, and provocative songs by Mark Silverman, winner of the International Songwriting Competition comedy/novelty category. Explicit language/content: "Titties and Beer," of course, plus the bonus tracks. Jun 25, 2011
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FISHING 1125: Summer's here...time for some serious fishin'! Well, not all that serious on this show, but we do have a boatful of songs about fish and (mostly) fishing. We also have the debut of a new tribute to Weird Al, the family tree of Minnie the Moocher, a stack of songs with extra special sound effects, and Demented farewells to James Arness and Jack Kevorkian. Jun 18, 2011
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MONKEYS 1124: Dr. Demento monkeys with your mind this week, with two dozen songs about monkeys. Rare items include an unreleased track by the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo, precursors of Oingo Boingo.
(Note: Explicit language and sexual references in the bonus tracks, especially the last one). Jun 11, 2011
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THE YEAR 1984 1123: We salute the demented songs of 1984. Weird Al's big breakthrough year is also memorable for "The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun," "99 Dead Baboons," "The Curly Shuffle" and more enduring Demented hits. We also salute the songs of acne, and "Barney Google" sent me off on a stream of consciousness which I share with a bit of trepidation. We're rated PG this week. Jun 4, 2011
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TOP TEN 1122: Here's the Top Ten for May. Other treats include vintage comedy from the National Jukebox and from the Benny Bell collection of the Judaica Sound Archives at Florida Atlantic University. Some widely scattered cuss words in this show. Note: The next Top Ten will be uploaded Saturday, June 25 (not June 26 as the Doctor says on this show). May 28, 2011
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INSANITY & PSYCHIATRY PART 2 1121: Here's the sequel to our Insanity and Psychiatry show that was uploaded March 12. No duplication with that show - this will totally expand your collection of absolute innnnnn-sanity! Also included are three songs from the Trey Parker- Matt Stone - Robert Lopez Broadway smash "The Book of Mormon." (ATTENTION - the one in the bonus tracks has major blasphemy and very rough language!) Also in the bonus tracks (ahead of that Book of Mormon song) - four songs recorded in the 1920s and 1930s about the Mississippi floods back then, very similar to this year's catastrophe. May 21, 2011
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MILITARY 1120: Here's our bin Laden retrospective...Dr D brings back a bunch of the best (and one or two of the worst) songs about the world's most wanted man...including songs recorded right after 9-11 and a couple recorded after his demise. We'd already scheduled a salute to the military for this week, and that fits right in...lots of songs about life in the Army, Navy, Air Force and Marines created by the people who have lived that life. May 14, 2011
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THE YEAR 1983 1119: We salute the year 1983...the year of Monty Python's last feature film and "Weird Al" Yankovic's first album, plus a whole lot more top-drawer Dementia. Note #1 - For more Mother's Day songs, see our shows dated 5/9/2010, 5/10/09 or the second Sunday in May of many other years. Note #2: The death of Osama bin Laden occurred after this show was completed; this will be duly commemorated on our next show, uploading Saturday, May 14. May 7, 2011
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TOP TEN 1118: The Top Ten for April, plus one of the first "live" comedy records ever, two 1930s hits that just might contain the "f-word", and some truckin' tunes. For the bonus tracks, some of my grandfather's favorites. Apr 30, 2011
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POLICE 1117: Our 2 1/2 hour show this week features a tribute to the police. All kinds of attitude(s), pro and con. Also, the debut of WEIRD AL'S BRAND NEW Lady Gaga parody, "Perform This Way." Apr 23, 2011
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BALLADS 1116: This week's show features a big, big bunch of ballads - story songs (mostly) about all sorts of fabulous characters. Also note the Mel Blanc rarities including his voiceover demo tape.
Explicit language/content: Maclean & Laclean, Ween, Nuclear Bubble Wrap, Jesse Smith Apr 16, 2011
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THE YEAR 1982 1115: We bring back 1982 with two dozen songs and performances from that vintage year, including some we haven't played in a quarter century. Also featured: breasts, nuclear emergencies, breakup songs, the "Friday" thing, the late Roger Abbott, and the equally late Elizabeth Taylor.
Explicit language: Zucker, Pesci, the Nails. Apr 9, 2011
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DR DEMENTO's BIRTHDAY 1114: This is a special show on the occasion of Dr. Demento's birthday. As you may have noticed, the Doctor is enthusiastic about a great many kinds of music. Here he gets a chance to play some of his favorite records that aren't necessarily funny or "demented" - jazz, blues, rock, even some classical. He tells us how he got interested in each particular type of music.
Dr. Demento's usual insanity returns next week, along with the Demented News and the bonus tracks. Apr 2, 2011
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TOP TEN/DEVO SPICE INTERVIEW 1113: The Top Ten for March, plus an interview with Devo Spice celebrating his new CD "Gnome Sane" (he explains what that title means, among other things), a mini-history of acid rock (in memory of Owsley Stanley), and lots of requests and new stuff. A few tracks have explicit content. Mar 26, 2011
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SPRINGTIME/BASEBALL/BUBBLING UNDER 1112: Our topic this week is a triple feature - springtime, baseball, and Demented Near Misses: novelty songs from Billboard's Bubbling Under charts, songs that almost but not quite made the magazine's Hot 100, the most authoritative chart for U.S. singles. More of those in the bonus tracks, along with one more Charlie Sheen song. "Bieber Vs. Beethoven" and "Charlie Sheen On the Scene" have durty wirds. Mar 19, 2011
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INSANITY 1111: Our topic this week is mental health, and the lack of it: insanity and psychiatry. (Surprisingly, we haven't covered this topic in over a decade until now). Also: songs for St. Patrick's Day, a song recorded live at the protests in Madison, WI, and some songs about Libya from the 1980s. (Lots of those in the bonus tracks). One f-word in "Liquor and Whores." Mar 12, 2011
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DOCTORS 1110: The Doctor of Funny Music celebrates all those other Doctors this week, along with hospitals, diseases, transfusions, everything medical...including a salute to Hadacol, the alcoholic vitamin tonic that swept the nation in 1949-51. Mar 5, 2011
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TOP TEN 1109: The Top Ten for February, plus songs about Egypt, hair, underwear, happiness, zombies and motorcycles. Explicit and/or controversial content: "Letter in the Mail" and all the bonus tracks. Feb 26, 2011
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THE YEAR 1981 1108: Here's our salute to 1981, another titanic year in the Land of Dementia. Listed below (starting with "Yoda") are some of the many all-time Demented hits that debuted on the show that year. And...as we kiss goodbye to Valentine season, we have some anti-Valentine songs for you (like "One More Minute" and "#2 On You"). NOTE: The bonus tracks this week are not recommended for children...lots of explicit language and content. Feb 19, 2011
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VALENTINE'S DAY 1107: Our annual Valentine's show features two dozen Demented love songs - totally different from the ones played last year (Feb. 14, 2010). Feb 12, 2011
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ANYTHING ANYTHING: Football Season's Over, Lonesome Kicker, I Want my Baby Back, Psycho Chicken, Street Meat, Boy Wonder I Love You, Song of the Sewer, Dead Puppies, Smells like Karen Carpenter, Take me out to the Ball Game, Nitrous Oxide High, Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Ugly, Pocket Pool Feb 6, 2011
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LET'S SONGS 1106: In 1928 legendary composer Cole Porter wrote his first major hit song, "Let's Do It," very risque for its time. Since then there have been hundreds more "let's" songs, many of them thoroughly Demented. Also in this show are Denis Leary's latest (re political correctness), a lively 1947 ode to San Francisco's cable cars, and a hilarious mid-1930s take on the Middle East. Feb 5, 2011
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TOP TEN 1105: Here's the first Top Ten of 2011...plus lots of songs about horses (with more in the bonus tracks), a bit of rare Zappa, and (in the bonus tracks) a long-unavailable comedy rap by Dr. Demento himself, with music by Barnes & Barnes. Jan 29, 2011
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THE YEAR 1980 1104: This week we remember 1980. It was a vintage year for Dementia - "Existential Blues," "Another One Rides the Bus," Barnes & Barnes' first album, the first-ever comedy rap record, and a whole lot more. In the second hour of this show we bring back some of the year's biggest Demented hits and some long-forgotten favorites. Note: "The Rodeo Song" is the unexpurgated original, and "Never Be Rude To An Arab" has some ethnic and racial slurs used for totally satiric purposes. Jan 22, 2011
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DIETING 1103: The second half of this show is especially for everyone who made a New Year's resolution to lose weight. Aren't diets a riot? We also deal with wizards and lizards, crabs and alligators, lasagna and pizza, trash and garbage. Jan 15, 2011
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CAPTAIN BEEFHEART TRIBUTE 1102: Robots & monkeys, Laurel & Hardy, buses & trucks, and eyebrow hairs all get their due in this show. In place of the bonus tracks, the Doctor shares memories of (and conversations with) that master of mad music, Captain Beefheart (who died in December), in a 55+-minute tribute. Jan 8, 2011
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FUNNY 25 1101: Here's the Funny 25 for 2010. Only four of the songs are more than two years old! Thirteen of the 25 are parodies (there's also one re-working of a traditional song).
By contrast, we go back to the 1940s for the bonus tracks: two rarely-heard extended Spike Jones pieces, both over 12 minutes long. Jan 1, 2011
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CHRISTMAS 1052: Our third and final Christmas show for 2010 features a big stack of songs about what people do on Christmas Day, plus songs about reactions to holiday gifts, and that dreaded After Christmas Syndrome. The bonus tracks feature some of the earliest known Christmas records (some over a century old) and one more R-rated Christmas outrage. Dec 25, 2010
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CHRISTMAS 1051: Here's part two of our Christmas party for 2010, with holiday trash and treasures old and new. For the bonus tracks I've gathered seven of the most vile and disgusting holiday songs around, uncensored of course! The rest of the show is appropriately Demented family entertainment. Dec 18, 2010
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CHRISTMAS 1050: Here's the first of our three Christmas shows for 2010. It's a mad and merry mix of old favorites and 21st century carols, most of which weren't played in 2009. If you're flying home for the holidays you must hear this week's Demented News, the funniest bit yet about that T.S.A. business. Dec 11, 2010
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HANUKKAH 1049: We cover lots of ground this week in this two-and-a-half hour show...the TSA kerfluffle (the intimate side of air travel), the new Harry Potter flick, hot new Christmas dementia, a salute to winter, and a full hour of Hanukkah hilarity (or Chanukah chilarity if you prefer!) Dec 4, 2010
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TOP TEN 1048: Here's our Top Ten for November - the final Top Ten of 2010. Also on the subject menu are those intimate airport screenings, plus musical instruments, sciences, meat and television. The bonus tracks feature a couple of late 1950s novelty items plus the original "Tubby the Tuba." Nov 27, 2010
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THANKSGIVING 1047: Here's our show for Thanksgiving 2010. We celebrate turkeys - the edible kind and the musical kind. Also on the menu are more songs about food, and a new song by the exceedingly eminent Mr. Stan Freberg and his wife Hunter. Some naughty words here and there ("Beer Nuts," "Have a Wonderful Hawaiian Christmas," "In Old Mexico," "Food!"). Nov 20, 2010
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NONSENSE 1046: This week we have an hour of songs that make no sense at all. In most cases that's totally on purpose...they're nonsense songs, after all! (If you like these, there are lots more on our show dated October 11, 2009. This show has only a few duplications of that one). Our bonus track this week is the Crepitation (i. e. farting) Contest (announced as the "Trepidation Contest" on the recording). By request, we have here the "Glick" re-creation, produced by a small record label in Oak Park, IL, ca. 1970. This is the version Dr. Demento played (heavily edited) in the 1970s and afterward; it is uncensored here, of course. (For the Canadian original, in a new audio restoration, see our show dated Feb. 28, 2010). Note: occasional 4-letter words ("Swedish Western," "Psycho Chicken," and the Contest). Nov 13, 2010
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TOP TEN 1045: Here's the Top Ten for October 2010, plus new stuff, trash 'n treasures from the Archives, and a bunch of requests. A bit of explicit language/adult content in the second hour. Nov 6, 2010
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HALLOWEEN 1044: Here's Part Two of our Halloween celebration for 2010. Counting the bonus tracks, over 2 1/2 hours of spooky tunes and scary melodies, including a couple of Edgar Allan Poe favorites. One s-word, and a bit of edgy satire here and there. Oct 30, 2010
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HALLOWEEN PART 1 1043: Here's the first of our two Halloween shows for 2010. Over two hours of spooky tunes and scary melodies! Lots of old favorites and some we haven't played before. Oct 23, 2010
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HUNTING 1042: Our theme this week is hunting. A bloody, dangerous and controversial sport, and one that's inspired more funny songs than any other sport we can think of. Notes: 1) "The Preacher and the Bear," written in 1904, has racial references typical of that era (not the n-word). 2) The first two Bonus Tracks have lots of explicit language. Oct 16, 2010
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40TH ANNIVERSARY 1041: Our 40th anniversary show features 35 of the show's greatest hits, complete and uninterrupted, with Dr Demento's stories about how the show began, grew, and evolved. Nearly 2 1/2 hours of great Demented entertainment! Oct 9, 2010
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STAR TREK 1040: Here's the ultimate Dr. Demento Star Trek tribute - all our hilarious Star Trek spoofs, all together in one two-hour plus extravaganza! A few sexual references and bits of innuendo here and there. Oct 2, 2010
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TOP TEN 1039: The Top Ten for September, plus more of the two excellent new CD's, by Mike Phirman (Hard & Phirm) and The Amoeba People, both full of highly inventive and original comedy music concepts...and the Dr D debut of the long-lost comedy CD by The State, MTV stars of the mid-1990s. Note: Lots of explicit language on the bonus tracks, and one nawty wurd on "Hey, Mr. Postman." Sep 25, 2010
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CAR TUNES 1038: Got some car tunes for you this week! Longtime favorites along with many not heard for awhile. Also some terrific new stuff including Steve Goodie's salute to the would-be book burner of Gainesville, Florida, plus new CD's by Mike Phirman (of Hard & Phirm), The Amoeba People and more, plus a long-lost live tape of "Existential Blues" - and Whimsical Will's 30th Anniversary! Explicit language on the George Carlin track. Sep 18, 2010
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RANDOM 1037: Random choice rules! All the songs this week (except the bonus tracks) were chosen at random from our library. There are some familiar favorites plus a bunch that haven't been on the show for years (or not at all). Parental guidance: the last bonus track is scatological. Sep 11, 2010
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WORK 1036: For Labor Day weekend, a stack of songs about work. Work isn't always fun, but these songs are! Mostly a different batch from last year. Also some vintage bedbug songs (they're baaack!) and in the bonus tracks, the funniest song ever written about a famous author (explicit language). Sep 4, 2010
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TOP TEN 1035: Here's the Top Ten for August 2010. Other highlights include a stack of laughing records, from Satchmo to Elvis, a couple of songs in lustful English by German retro-crooner Max Raabe, the original "Crazy Mixed Up Song" (aka Be Kind To Your Web-Footed Friends) and (in the bonus tracks) songs about the logistics of sex (parental guidance suggested). Aug 28, 2010
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CATS 1034: What comes after the dog days of summer? The cat days of summer, of course. On this show we have a whole lot of cat songs, including many we didn't get to last year. Also - nostalgic bits by TV stars Larry Storch and Max Headroom, great new funny music by Johnny Walker, and the scourge of Autotune. Beware of durty wurds on Robin Williams' "Cats" and the last two bonus tracks. Aug 21, 2010
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DOGS 1033: Our annual dog show, just in time for the Dog Days. Very different from last year's dog show, with only a few songs repeated. Also a tribute to Mitch Miller, who was a brilliant and highly successful record producer, and a superb classical musician, years before "Sing Along with Mitch." And, in the bonus tracks, Allan Sherman's very first record. Parental note: the s-word is heard in "Planet Dog" and in the Mitch Miller bonus track. Aug 14, 2010
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LITTLE 1032: It's our biggest little show ever! Forty, count 'em, 40 songs about little tiny small things (and people).
The bonus tracks include three new songs about Celebrities In the News. (One of the Mel Gibson songs has Mr. Gibson's original expletives, unbleeped). Aug 7, 2010
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TOP TEN 1031: Here's the Top Ten for July 2010...along with the original "Boobs a Lot," "Serenade to a Maid" (with rude noises), and the extra-legendary Will Rogers. Bonus tracks include "Harry's Jockstrap" unbleeped, and some funny songs about sexually transmitted diseases (there are funny songs about virtually everything on Earth). Jul 31, 2010
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NERDS & GEEKS 1030: Our topic today is Nerds and Geeks. Dr D explores the evolving meanings of these words and the growth of "nerd pride" with numerous hilarious musical examples. Also: a pair of riotous spoofs of metal music, and a couple topical items about LeBron James. In the bonus tracks: two very different renditions of "My Way" (a song that can get you killed in certain Philippine karaoke bars) and a song by the late Tuli Kupferberg, Beat artist and co-founder of The Fugs. (Parental guidance suggested for the bonus tracks). Jul 24, 2010
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FANTASY FUNNY 25 1029: Here's another Fantasy Funny 25, chosen by Kevin Connelly of Orland Park, IL. Lots of old favorites plus some we haven't heard often. The countdown begins with "Re: Your Brains" at number 25. NOTE: "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television" and "Clinton Got a Blowjob" are the original, uncensored versions. Same goes for the online bonus tracks - not safe for work! Jul 17, 2010
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OCEAN/BEACH 1028: Our topic this week is the ocean...and the beach. Rarities include the complete two-part version of "A Day At The Beach" by Cheech & Chong (one part has never been reissued). There's also a fiddle tune by the late Sen. Robert Byrd (not bad, actually), the theme from Sandy Becker's legendary New York City kiddie TV show, and accordion-wielding 60s' comic Pete Barbutti. The bonus segment features the complete and uncensored "Legend of the U.S.S. Titanic" by Jaime Brockett (one s-word and considerable political incorrectness) and a recording made in 1897. Jul 10, 2010
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ALL-AMERICAN 1027: Our annual All-American show for Independence Day. Songs about religion, politics, farm life, baseball, beer, sex, guns and cowboys. Rarities include the original flip side of Thorndike Pickledish's "Walter Wart," withdrawn in 1966 as too controversial. Parental note: the Willie Nelson song has one unbleeped f-word; lots of explicit content in the bonus tracks. Jul 3, 2010
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TOP TEN 1026: The Top Ten for June is upon us! We also check out Ray Stevens' new CD (kind of a new direction for him, lyrically speaking), hear songs inspired by the 1933, 1976 and 2005 "King Kong" films, and say goodbye to Jimmy Dean. Bonus tracks (rated PG-13 this week) include England's Lily Allen and Chicago's Duck Logic. Jun 26, 2010
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FATHER'S DAY/SUMMER 1025: This week's show features two Demented celebrations - Father's Day and the coming of summer. Lots of items that haven't been on the show for years. Also - three new songs about the oil spill, and farewells to Stuart Paul and to Robert O. Smith, voice actor extraordinaire for cartoons and games, and creator of "Walter Wart, the Freaky Frog." Rare items by both artists are featured in the bonus tracks. Jun 19, 2010
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LITTLE 1024: Last week we had songs with "big" in the title - this week it's "little" songs (and short, small and tiny ones too). There are even more of those than there are big songs, and here are about half of the most demented ones in the Demento Archives (we'll spin the rest in July). Bonus tracks include one of the best selling "kiddie" records of the 1940s - the original "Little Toot" featuring Jack Benny's announcer Don Wilson. Bonus tracks are safe for work except for the very last one. Jun 12, 2010
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BIG 1023: It's a BIG Dr. Demento Show this week, featuring Big Balls, Big Butts, the Big Cockroach and even Big Bad Brucie-Wucie! Also new music from Roy Zimmerman, a Tiny Tim rarity, and the Key of Awesome's hilarious sendup of Owl City. The bonus tracks have more BIG songs, including two alternate versions of "Big Bruce." (Bonus tracks rated PG-13 this week). Jun 5, 2010
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TOP TEN 1022: Here's the Top Ten for May 2010. New songs include Robert Lund & Spaff's Beatles parody about the George Rekers scandal, Nuclear Bubble Wrap's Pokemon double-entendre, and Thin Ice's funny-sweet chronicle of vinyl vs. mp3. The bonus tracks have more new stuff, with four-letter words and other indiscretions - parental discretion advised! May 29, 2010
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D-POD SHUFFLE 1021: The D-Pod Shuffle strikes again! Once again the entire show (except for the Demented News) was picked at random from our library. Here are hilarious hits and magnificent misses from all the years of Dementia. The bonus tracks have more of the same, including a few tracks heard only once before in the earliest years of the show, and, as a "bonus bonus," two remarkable cover versions of "Cigareets, Whuskey and Wild, Wild Women." May 23, 2010
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GOLDEN ERA OF NOVELTY SONGS 1020: This show celebrates the Golden Era of Novelty Hit Singles...the years from 1956 to 1966, when more than 200 novelty singles hit the Top 100, and were often heard on Top 40 radio stations (all day long, not just in the morning!) Along with all-time hits we have some very unusual and interesting items that have never been on the show before. The bonus tracks include more Golden Era novelty hits, some of which are politically incorrect by today's standards. May 16, 2010
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MOTHER'S DAY 1019: Here's our Mother's Day show for 2010, with a mix of perennials along with some we haven't heard for awhile. The station where the Dr. D show began always played music by Frank Zappa's Mothers of Invention on Mother's Day, and we're glad to continue the tradition with Frank's early masterpiece "Brown Shoes Don't Make It" plus some of Frank's more outrageous satires for the bonus tracks. (Parental discretion encouraged -- lots of rough language and a couple of songs Frank may well have devised especially to create controversy!) To top off the show we have the premiere of Whimsical Will's latest annual Summer Movie Adventure. May 9, 2010
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HAPPY 1018: We have a very "happy" show for you this time...featuring a big stack of songs with the word "happy" in the title or prominent in the lyrics. While some are all about being happy, and nothing else, others are full of darkly ironic humor. The bonus tracks include three finalists in the most recent International Songwriting Competition (for which Weird Al and I were among the judges) plus new songs by Strapped (you may remember their underground hit " (Whip Me Beat Me Call Me) Edna". PARENTAL GUIDANCE SUGGESTED for the bonus tracks - lots of words you can't say on the radio. May 2, 2010
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TOP TEN 1017: Here's the Top Ten for April 2010. Also notable: one of Spike Jones' rarest recordings, a 1932 song about the Great Depression (with political implications), a tribute to Malcolm McLaren, and a souvenir EP of the 1981 Roxy Theatre show that first made Pee Wee Herman famous, heard in its entirety on the bonus tracks. Apr 25, 2010
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EARTH DAY 1016: We celebrate Earth Day with a wide variety of funny stuff related to the environment in one way or another. The Australian comedy-music trio Tripod has two songs here, including one from their new concept album about Dungeons & Dragons. Notable rarities in this show: "The Trouble with Klingons," "Video Games," "Smog," "The Ballad of Woodsy Owl," "Dick Tracy Rides Again." Apr 18, 2010
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TOM LEHRER 1015: We celebrate the release (April 13, 2010) of "The Tom Lehrer Collection," a CD-DVD double disc set. The DVD contains the only known extended footage of Lehrer in concert, in Oslo in 1967. This show also includes such hard-to-find faves as "The Raccoon Song," "Roast Chicken Faces" and "There's A Hole In The Iron Curtain" plus a recent track by Joe "Shaddup You Face" Dolce. The bonus tracks feature a half dozen of our most requested R- and X-rated items, uncensored - parental guidance suggested. Apr 11, 2010
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EASTER/BASEBALL 1014: Two big days this weekend: Easter Sunday, and the opening of baseball season. (In some cities both events take place on the same day). Baseballs and bunny rabbits run wild on this week's show, and for the bonus tracks the Doctor digs deeper into his ample stash of baseball-related musical oddities. We also salute the late Fess Parker, with his own version of "The Ballad of Davy Crockett" plus two of the many parodies that song inspired. And...anyone who goes to fan conventions (cons) must, must hear "Going Home" by Kirby Krackle. Apr 4, 2010
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TOP TEN 1013: Here's the Top Ten for March 2010. Rarities this week include Beatrice Kay's pioneering ode to insanity, "Hooray, Hooray, I'm Going Away" (with the man in the little white coat), and Arbogast & Ross with their 1958 spoof on Top 40 radio. The bonus tracks include several 1930's songs relating to marijuana, plus "Cocktails for Two" before Spike Jones got hold of it. Mar 28, 2010
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FANTASY FUNNY 25 1012: Once again we present a Fantasy Funny 25 chosen by a listener. This time it's Blair Freeman of Joliet, IL.
Blair, a listener for over twenty years, has picked some excellent oddities and rarities along with much-loved comedy classics. (Note: the first four items are not part of the countdown, and "Double Yodel" is an "extra"). The bonus tracks are selected from a talk Dr. Demento presented in February at the Southern Folklife Library located at the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill. Mar 21, 2010
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY 1011: We salute St. Patrick's Day. It may well be, as songwriter Marc Gunn claims, that St. Patrick never drank (Guinness hadn't been invented yet), but many a hearty song has been raised in his memory, and some of them are very funny! Also notable: the Dr D Show debut of the comedy supergroup Cirque du SoWhat (each of whose four members has previously had a #1 song of the year on the show), a comedy sketch about the U.S. census recorded in 1930, and what is arguably one of the worst records ever made, ever, "The Air Battle." Bonus tracks include the extended version of "Star Trekkin'" and a Cirque du SoWhat track with very explicit language (uncensored on the actual show - parental discretion advised). Mar 14, 2010
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D-POD SHUFFLE 1010: By popular demand, the "D-Pod Shuffle" rides again. In other words, the songs on this show are chosen at random from the vastness of the Demento Archives. Along with familiar items we have songs that haven't been heard in ten, twenty years or more, and a lot you won't find anywhere else, even online. The bonus tracks have more of the same but even stranger, including "Clothes of the Dead" (by a one-off group featuring Penn Jillette of Penn & Teller), Paul McCartney's kid brother "Mike McGear"(singing a song co-written by Paul), and a pair of especially wondrous vaudeville bits from 1916 by Mr. Robert J. Wildhack. Mar 7, 2010
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TOP TEN 1009: The Top Ten for February 2010...plus a bunch of hot new stuff, a little venture into 1960s psychedelia, our two most popular "My Sharona" parodies (R.I.P. Doug Fieger) and three songs (not all together) featuring "false bass" voices. The bonus segment has something special: the original, uncensored Canadian recording of the "Crepitation (farting) Contest," in a newly received copy with much better sound quality than any others we have heard. Feb 28, 2010
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MEN 1008: Here's a Dr. Demento salute to all the men in the world. (Women are saluted on our Feb. 6-7 show). Other notable tracks include one of the more sought-after kids' records of the 78 rpm era, "By Rocket To The Moon". More songs about men plus half a dozen Rarities By Request are among the bonus tracks this week. Feb 21, 2010
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SILLY LOVE SONGS 1007: For Valentine's Day, here are some Silly Love Songs. Along with perennial favorites, there are lots of things not played in awhile.
Before we get into the love songs, enjoy some new novelty songs by 94-year-old Irving Fields, and an alternate take of "The Colo-Rectal Surgeon's Song" with some lines not heard in the usual version. The bonus tracks include a rare and very funny Yogi Yorgesson item, and a mashup of the 25 top pop singles of the year, condensed into four and a half minutes. Feb 14, 2010
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WOMEN 1006: This week we salute womankind. All kinds of demented songs about all kinds of women. Some are "enlightened," some not so enlightened. (Two weeks from now we'll focus on the other half of the human race). Feb 7, 2010
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TOP TEN 1005: Here's our first Top Ten countdown of 2010. Lots of requests this week as well, along with some very colorful debuts such as "The Ballad of Dildo the Clown." Also note the three potato songs in the first hour. More rarities by request in the bonus tracks. Jan 31, 2010
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PRODUCE 1004: Our topic this week is produce - vegetables, fruits and nuts. Things that are good to eat, and all their hidden meanings!
We also have two tracks from the new CD by The Frantics (of "Boot to the Head" fame). One of them leads off our bonus tracks segment, which also includes more rare items from the produce department. Jan 24, 2010
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FANTASY FUNNY 25 1003: Here's another Fantasy Funny 25. Our winning list this time was submitted by William McLeese of Falls Church, VA, a listener since the 1970s. (We'll do this again in March. Get your list in now! The Doctor will pick the most entertaining collection of songs for broadcast at that time).
For the bonus tracks this week, the Doctor picked some favorites from his large collection of pre-WWII "party records." Included is one of the only two recordings ever made by Bert Savoy, a famous female impersonator of the 1920s. Parental guidance advised! Jan 17, 2010
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I WANT 1002: This week we feature songs with "I Want" in the title, along with their close cousins, the "Gimme" songs.
While there are some things almost all of us want...food, water, shelter, world peace...other people's desires are downright peculiar...and many of them are chronicled in these songs, which get so greedy they almost take over the whole show! Still more of these in the bonus tracks, plus a rare novelty single by the late Arnold Stang. Jan 10, 2010
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AVIATION 1001: In honor of the aeronautical motif of our new Demento Society membership kit, our theme this week is aviation. Lots of funny songs about flying, then and now, in big planes and little ones. The bonus tracks have more of the same, with lots of rarities. Jan 3, 2010
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FUNNY 25 0952: Here they are...the hottest and coolest songs for all of 2009. The bonus tracks feature songs that made our year-end countdowns in the past, but have not been heard much lately. Dec 27, 2009
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CHRISTMAS 0951: Here's our final holiday show for 2009. Lots of old favorites plus some we haven't heard for years, and a few brand new carols as well. The bonus tracks include, among other things, three of the "worst" Christmas songs of all time. Dec 20, 2009
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CHRISTMAS 0950: Here's Part Two of our three-part holiday celebration for 2009, with half a dozen Chanukah carols joining our rollicking roster of Yuletide hilarities. WARNING: the bonus tracks this week are what we might call an Anti-Christmas show...songs that are not in what's usually called the Christmas spirit, and are absolutely not recommended for children...but you've told us how much you love these songs that we mostly can't play on radio, so here they are. Dec 13, 2009
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CHRISTMAS 0949: Here's the first of our three Christmas/Hanukkah shows for 2009. Old holiday favorites (some of which haven't been on the show in years) mix with contemporary songs reflecting the conditions of Christmas today. More new songs (and oldies too) are in the bonus segment. Dec 6, 2009
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TOP TEN 0948 : The snow is flying (at least somewhere) and here comes our Salute to Winter for 2009, along with the Top Ten for November and a little excursion to Neverland (that is, eight songs with the word "never" in the title). Bonus tracks include ski and snowboarding songs along with actor Crispin Glover's outlandish cover of "These Boots Are Made For Walking." Nov 29, 2009
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THANKSGIVING 0947: Here's our Happy Thanksgiving show for 2009. We celebrate the consumption of turkey and other festive foods...but we also remember that other meaning of the word "turkey" to denote a movie, play or song that is extremely bad. To that end, we bring back this week the Audio Torture Chamber, a feature some listeners might remember from the 1980s. We visit the Chamber at the end of each segment (except the last one). Notable among the bonus tracks is "Turkish Delight," a 1932 British comedy record spoofing the cultural traditions of Baghdad and other Middle Eastern localities. (Warning: politically incorrect). Nov 22, 2009
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MARIJUANA 0946: Our topic this week is marijuana. We've never made the evil weed a main topic before -- it's still illegal, after all -- but there are thousands of songs about it. We're only scratching the surface, but here's a nice little survey of the best of the more humorous marijuana melodies. The bonus tracks include some rare gems from the 1930s. (As is our custom, the first two segments offer a variety of new and old funny songs on other subjects). Nov 15, 2009
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FANTASY TOP 25 0945: Something we haven't tried before this week...we present a "fantasy countdown" compiled by listener Steve Szeli of Newburgh, NY. This is essentially a countdown of Steve's favorite demented songs. It contains a nice mix of classic Demented hits with some items not heard all that often. We hope to present more "fantasy countdowns" on an occasional basis in the future, and we invite you to send your list! (Use the "request a song" feature at www.drdemento.com). The "bonus tracks" are some deserving new songs we somehow haven't been able to fit into the regular show. There are a couple of naughty words here and there. Nov 8, 2009
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TOP TEN 0944: Here's our Top Ten show for October 2009. This show also has our more or less annual salute to hunting, and three memorial tributes (Vic Mizzy, Capt. Lou Albano, and Soupy Sales) which is sad but also lots of fun. The Bonus Tracks include some real rarities...Jimmie Cross' rarely heard followup to "I Want My Baby Back," early efforts from Ray Stevens and Sly Stone (one of the Stewart Brothers) - each of these artists made records for almost a decade before finding real success - and an alternate version of Captain Lou Albano's rousing theme song. Nov 1, 2009
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HALLOWEEN #2 0943: Here we go with Dr. Demento's Big Halloween Party For 2009 Part Two.
This week we have an All-Time All-Halloween Top Ten Countdown! By popular demand we have brought back the original version of "Carmen Miranda's Ghost," with the castanets. This week's Bonus Tracks include over 30 minutes of rare Halloween blasts from the past, including the earliest recording of "Psycho," and a song by Johnny Legend, co-writer of "Pencil Neck Geek." Oct 25, 2009
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HALLOWEEN #1 0942: Here's the first of our two Halloween specials for 2009, featuring all-time favorite "spooky tunes and scary melodies." Notice the exciting new versions of "I Put A Spell On You" and "Haunted House." The bonus tracks are mostly from the early days of rock 'n roll and include several rare items never before heard on the show. Oct 18, 2009
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NONSENSE 0941: There are those who say the Dr. Demento Show is nonsense. With this show, we aim to prove them right. This show has over an hour of utter and absolute nonsense. We also celebrate Columbus Day. Oct 11, 2009
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ROAD TRIP 0940: The Dr. Demento Show takes you on a headphone road trip across America (and a few other places) with songs and comedy about places and spaces from New York to California. Also: some rare album tracks by the late Henry Gibson. Oct 4, 2009
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TOP TEN 0939: Here's the Top Ten for September. Also featured: Weird Al's "My Bologna," in honor of its 30th anniversary, colorful pills, little babies in peril, the late punk poet and basketball diarist Jim Carroll, and (by semi-popular request) songs from Dr. Demento's iPod, i.e. some of the things he listens to when he's not listening to funny music. Sep 27, 2009
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BEATLES 0938: With all the fuss over Rock Band: Beatles and all the re-mastered Beatles albums, here's a different sort of Beatles tribute: a full hour of songs about the Beatles, recorded between 1963 and 1969. This is different from our previous Beatles tributes; there are no medleys. All of these now-rare records are played complete. Also: songs about football, superheroes, video games and alcohol. Sep 20, 2009
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HUMAN BODY 0937: In our second hour this week we celebrate the human body in all its glory. Lots more songs about body parts are included on our online bonus segment, which is uncensored - no bleeps allowed on the bonus tracks! (Parental guidance suggested). Also this week: a four-song celebration of Talk Like A Pirate Day. Sep 13, 2009
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LABOR DAY 0936: Labor Day was invented in the late 19th century as a way for the US government to show American workers (especially union members) that the government loved and respected them. Nowadays most Americans mostly think of Labor Day as the last barbecue of summer, but there are a whole lot of great and funny songs about working, and we can't think of a better time to play them. Sure beats actually working! The bonus tracks have some entertaining, rare and historical songs and comedy bits about labor unions, including Pete Seeger at age 21 (with the Almanac Singers), plus Carlton the Doorman. Sep 6, 2009
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TOP TEN 0935: Here's the Top Ten for August 2009, plus a variety of other delights new and old. The bonus tracks segment this week is devoted to comedy songs about Christianity (warning - unorthodox attitudes!) and features songs from the new CD compilation "The Best of Blasphemy" along with the uncensored "Religion and Politics." (The bleeped version is in the radio show). Aug 30, 2009
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SCHOOL 0934: It's back-to-school week on the Dr Demento Show. We won't try to sell you any clothes or backpacks or cellphone accessories - but Dr Demento did bring along a whole lot of crazy songs and comedy about school, from kindergarten to college. The bonus tracks will get you extra credit! Aug 23, 2009
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VACATION 0933: As summer starts to wind down, here's your chance to go on a virtual vacation. Our second hour features our all time favorite vacation songs, with a special segment on fishing. Also this week: the Dr D debut of The Fuxedos, a band that should appeal to Zappa fans everywhere (but has its own irreverent style), Billy Edd Wheeler's two outhouse odes back to back for the first time, two new songs by the recently reunited Faust & Lewis, and "Weird Al" Yankovic's salute to the late and legendary Charles Nelson Reilly. Aug 16, 2009
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DOGS 0932: We salute the dog days of summer with our more or less annual Dr. Demento dog show. Here are more canine classics than we've ever had on a single show, with even more doggie ditties featured in the bonus segment. Dr. Demento Debuts include "Platform Wars," the definitive spoof of those Mac Vs. PC commercials, and the PG-13 rated "Sex Positions Song." (With the title words masked, the latter sounds like delightful nonsense). Aug 9, 2009
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CATS 0931: Cats are our topic this week. Well over an hour of kitty ditties including more than a dozen that weren't played last year. Aside from that, Weird Al's latest inspired the Doctor to bring out a couple more nautical favorites...and we remember Walter Cronkite with a rare song about him from the early 1970s. Aug 2, 2009
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TOP TEN 0930: Here's the Top Ten for July 2009, complete with a brand new Barnes & Barnes song. Other highlights include a hot new song about the Gauntlet arcade game ("Kill the Enemies"), a new expanded version of Lemon Demon's song about the reclusive creator of Calvin and Hobbes, and lots of boobs and butts. Among the bonus tracks, the last two songs are about a strong PG-13. Jul 26, 2009
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HAIR 0929: A very hairy show this week, featuring an hour of songs about that stuff that grows out of our heads (or used to, anyway). Also featured: four songs about teeth and dentists, three about Harry Potter, and one about nuclear waste (complete with explosion). Jul 19, 2009
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D-POD SHUFFLE 0928: By popular demand, here's another "D-Pod Shuffle" show, where I let my computer pick songs at random. Instead of the logical thought progressions and harmonious segues that I normally take pride in, this one takes us all over the place. New, old, loud, soft, nice, nasty, profound, stoopid, whatever! Great fun! Don't miss "Star Trek-A-Polka," which hasn't been heard for over 20 years. In the online-only segment we'll hear two (2) vintage episodes of the dreaded Audio Torture Chamber, plus perhaps the darkest piece of dark comedy I've ever played on the show ("Answering Machine" is not recommended for children!!!) Jul 12, 2009
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FINALLY A KMET FRIDAY: Time Warp, Pico & Sepulveda, Fish Heads, Another one Rides the Bus, Stardrek, Pencil Neck Geek, Bleepies & Beer, Dead Puppies, Poisoning Pigeons, They're Coming to Take me Away Jul 10, 2009
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ALL-AMERICAN 0927: Here's our traditional All-American show for the Fourth of July - ka-BOOOM! Lots of good old red-white-and-blue American dementia, plus a few that needle our wonderful country a little bit (freedom of speech, and all!) This show has the revised version of Baldbox's "U.S. F'n A" (did you know they left out a whole state the first time?) plus Seamonkey's fragrant spoof of "Boom Boom Pow." The bonus tracks survey America's ambivalent attitudes towards our land's first citizens (warning, pervasive stereotypes). Jul 5, 2009
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TOP TEN 0926: Our Top Ten show for June also features some excellent new songs. Baldbox is a collaboration between Rob Balder and "ShoEboX" from Worm Quartet. Bongo Riders is led by Doug Forman, a founder of The Fools ("Psycho Chicken.") Plus - we have seven songs in a row about ducks. The online-only portion features some early comedy rap songs, some of them not heard for a decade or more. Jun 28, 2009
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FATHER'S DAY 0925: Our Father's Day celebration has an hour of fatherly favorites (plus more on the bonus segment). As with our Mother's Day madness, a healthy sense of humor is essential! Also featured - Todd Snider's new song about Dock Ellis, who pitched a no-hitter for the Pittsburgh Pirates while tripping on LSD, and a trio of movie star tributes. Jun 21, 2009
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SUMMER 0924: We just can't wait for summer...here's another hour's worth of demented summer songs for you, including Allan Sherman's original "Hello Mudduh" along with the 1964 sequel...and a big stack of summer camp songs that I used to sing with my fellow campers back in the day. Also included are some 1930s rarities related to the drug culture of that era...and one of our most requested oldies, "The Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler" - that's the one about Gunga Din. To top it off, our online bonus segment includes the extremely rare original release of "Last Blast," which is almost a minute longer than the more familiar version. Jun 14, 2009
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ALIENS AND UFO'S 0923: Our subject this time is Aliens and UFO's - our most complete investigation ever of that Hot Topic, with eight more extraterrestrial excursions in the bonus segment (most of those have never been uploaded before). Other highlights include our first new track in awhile from Henry Phillips, and an Arctic adventure with England's Mighty Boosh. Jun 7, 2009
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TOP TEN 0922: Here's the Top Ten for May 2009, plus a big bunch of requests, and a little Poetry Corner too. The bonus segment features several newish songs we can't play on radio (parental discretion suggested, especially for the last two). May 31, 2009
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DR. DEMENTO'S ZOO 0921: This week we visit Dr. Demento's zoo - and some wild places too - with a tall stack of songs about wild animals of many species. The bonus segment in particular has a lot of items you aren't likely to find anywhere else. Our first two segments introduce a half dozen most excellent new songs. May 24, 2009
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DR DEMENTO'S FARM 0920: We visit Dr. Demento's Farm this week - where laughter grows tall. It's our biggest-ever bumper crop of agricultural Dementia, with eight extra rural rarities in the bonus segment. Also featured is Luke Ski's tribute to Tom Lehrer, who claims to have invented the alcoholic concoction called the Jello Shot. May 17, 2009
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MOTHER'S DAY 0919: Here's our Demented salute to Mother's Day 2009. Recommended for mothers with a keen sense of humor, and anyone else who'd like to explore the rich veins of comedy inspired by the universal condition of motherhood, and all its psychological impilcations and complications. Our bonus for this show is a 1973 interview with Frank Zappa, in which he introduced The Shaggs for the first time, talked about his early (pre-Mothers) recordings, and also played some cherished 1950s R&B items. May 10, 2009
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CARTOONS 0918: Our show is extremely animated this week - it's got over 30 cartoon themes and demented songs about cartoons. It's like a whole week of Saturday mornings (or matinees!) The bonus tracks are a half dozen forgotten but charming pop songs about Disney characters, from 1929-1936 - very rare original 78's from the Demento Archives (plus one from Musical Mike). May 3, 2009
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TOP TEN 0917: It's Top Ten Time for April 2009! This show also features a few songs for Earth Day (a bit late, but we should celebrate all year long, right?), a new topical tune by novelty record king Gary Paxton (producer of the original "Monster Mash"), and, in our online-only section, some rare items from past Dr Demento Basement Tapes CD's. (Reminder: past Basement Tapes CD's are available - but to current, paid-up members of the Demento Society only). Apr 26, 2009
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NUMBERS 0916: We do it by the numbers this time! Every song is based on numbers, from one-half to 700 billion. The online bonus tracks include a couple of unreleased rarities not heard in over 20 years - "Eight Arms to Hold You" by Damaskas (with Barnes & Barnes) and "14" by The Bombardiers, which has to do with the number of times an average person passes gas on an average day. Apr 19, 2009
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EASTER 0915: Our Easter Sunday show celebrates several traditions that go along with Easter...Easter bunnies, Easter eggs, and chocolate in particular. The online-only bonus tracks have some especially hard-to-find examples, including the 100-year-old "Rabbit Hash" and also "The Chick," which appeared for one week only on the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart, in 100th place. Apr 12, 2009
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TWO WHEELS 0914: Our topic this week is "Two Wheels" - bicycles and motorcycles. We also revisit baseball, with half an hour of diamond delights not heard on our March 22 show. Our online-only bonus tracks include "Abner the Baseball" by Eddie Lawrence ("The Old Philosopher"), never before heard on our network show, and a baseball bit from 1909, the oldest comedy recording we know of about sports fans. Apr 5, 2009
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TOP TEN 0913: Here's the Top Ten for March, plus lots more treats for discerning Dementites, including songs about bad hair, the Wild West, sniffles and sneezes, and Grandma. We have a special tribute to the late Alan Livingston, who signed the Beatles to Capitol Records and revitalized Frank Sinatra's career...but we focus on his contributions to the Golden Era of children's records, 1946-52, when among other things he invented the character of Bozo the Clown, and co-wrote "I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat." Our bonus segment features three multi-part Golden Era kids' records, running about 12 minutes each. Also note that for online listeners only, "Existential Blues" is heard here in the original, slightly longer version. Mar 29, 2009
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SPRINGTIME 0912: Here's our demented salute to springtime...its birds, its flowers, its worms and showers...and some baseball too. We also have a farewell salute to the 20th century's second most popular American boy soprano, the late Jimmy Boyd. The online bonus tracks include some very hard-to-find 1960s singles by Jimmy Boyd as an adult vocalist, in songs he wrote together with Bobby Darin, and with Leon Russell and J. J. Cale. (Also - "Wal-Martian Rhapsody" and "Beer!!!", which appear in slightly edited versions on the radio show, are unedited for the online version). Mar 22, 2009
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RELATIVES 0911: We celebrate relatives on this week's show -- you know, all those people in your life that you don't get to pick and choose! Aunts, uncles, brothers, sisters, cousins and so on. There's also a nice long set of demented St. Patrick's Day favorites. The online-only bonus set has more songs about relatives. (Note: "Granny And The Kid" is unedited and has a bit of explicit language, as does "How's Your Hole Family.") Mar 15, 2009
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RADIO 0910: Our subject this week is Radio...songs and comedy bits about radio from various eras, especially from the original heyday of radio in the 1920s, and the heyday of Top 40 in the 1950s (and the payola scandal that followed). Our bonus tracks include a great radio blues (by a singer better known as "Smiley" Lewis) and two hilarious radio satires from the 1920s. (N. B. - "Radio Impressions" and "Twisting The Dials" are here presented in their entirety -- earlier appearances of these items in our online shows are excerpts only). Lots of exciting new stuff in our first hour! Mar 8, 2009
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RECORDS 0909: We celebrate records this week...those big flat round black things people used to put on turntables when they wanted to hear some music. Given up for dead not that long ago, they're BAAACK with a vengeance, and we're here to cheer them on, having loved records since early childhood. Our bonus track segment this week has even more Records About Records...lots of things that will never be on CD or even iTunes...and the "regular" part of the show has a couple of hidden bonuses for online listeners only: "The White Knight" is the extended version, three minutes longer, only released as a 45 rpm B-side...and "Genie, the Magic Record" has 2 1/2 minutes of extra magic. Mar 1, 2009
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TOP TEN 0908: This week we salute the variable nature of friendship and un-friendship, the city of Los Angeles, cannabis, a new cult film and an old one, and -- of course -- the Top Ten for February. Our bonus segment features nine, count 'em, nine rare Spike Jones tracks. Feb 22, 2009
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SHORT SONGS 0907: Every three years or so Dr. Demento gathers up some of the shortest songs in his archives. This time, as in 2005, he sequences them so that they get shorter and shorter as the show progresses, for an exhilarating rush to brevity. The opening song, Steve Martin's new "Late For School," has nothing to do with that. Neither does the online-only bonus segment, dedicated to Tiny Tim, and featuring a funny and revealing interview with Minnesota radio personality T. D. Mischke. Much of the interview is devoted to Tiny's unique approach to personal hygiene. (We'd rate it somewhere around PG-13). Feb 15, 2009
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VALENTINE'S DAY 0906: Here's our celebration of Valentine's Day 2009...lots of old favorites plus some we haven't heard in awhile. You can also compare our two "kill the wabbit" songs back-to-back, featuring ace impressionists Darrell Hammond (of SNL fame) and Mark McCollum (as Ozzy Fudd). Our bonus segment introduces some worthy newer songs that are a bit too explicit for radio. They are unbleeped here and parental guidance is suggested; the last one is especially explicit. Feb 8, 2009
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TRAINS 0905: All aboard for a show featuring one of Dr. D's favorite topics, trains. (He has been a railfan since age four, when he was in a nursery school overlooking a busy railroad track). Lots of hard to find items, especially in the "Rarities" online bonus segment. Feb 1, 2009
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TOP TEN 0904: Here's our first monthly Top Ten for 2009! Other treats include a salute to Damaskas' Copycat Corner from 1979, prompted by a new book following the same M.O....and, in our online-only bonus segment, a track from each of the five albums nominated for the Grammy for Best Comedy Recording this year. Jan 25, 2009
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PRESIDENTS 0903: The Dr. Demento Show goes all-Presidential! In honor of the inauguration of Barack Obama, and to help prepare him for the comedic zingers that are sure to come his way in the next four years, we offer a retrospective of the comedic abuse heaped upon several former Presidents, one soon-to-be-former President, and one would-be-President-elect. As with last week's Scandals show, many long-unavailable collector's items are included. Jan 18, 2009
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SCANDALS 0902: Our Hour Two theme this week is "Scandals" - especially those involving powerful, wealthy and/or sexy people who behave in bizarre, distasteful or dishonest ways. Starring Britney, Michael, Jim & Tammy, Bill & Monica, and more. Many of the songs heard here are very hard to find today, having disappeared from the marketplace as their subject matter faded from the tabloid covers. This theme dovetails with next week's show, which celebrates the inauguration of Barack Obama with lots of songs and comedy bits about his predecessors and their scandals. Jan 11, 2009
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EASY SONGS FOR HARD TIMES 0901: Our first show of 2009 spotlights the economy. We're calling it "Easy Songs For Hard Times." Along with songs inspired by the current SNAFU, I located some songs from the early 1930s when we were experiencing some very similar situations. Some of those songs are surprisingly cheerful! We could use a little of that cheer today. Jan 4, 2009
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FUNNY 25 0852: And away we go with the Funny 25 for 2008....the 25 hottest and coolest songs of the year. Old and new, long and short, loud and soft, famous and infamous...nothing but the hits on this show! This week's "Rarities By Request" features some footnotes to the Funny 25 - "Robots" unbleeped, an earlier take of "Fish Heads," some 1980s work by Chris Mezzolesta of Power Salad, and, by popular demand, the original B-side of "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-haa!" which is the same song backwards. Dec 28, 2008
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CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH #4 0851: With Christmas so close we can almost taste it, here's our final holiday show of 2008 -- with a hearty, hilarious helping of Hanukkah songs to spread the cheer around. All but three of the songs in this show are played for the first (and only) time this year. Once again we have an extended bonus tracks section, including a few items with explicit language. We've placed those at the end so that kids can cover their parents' ears at the appropriate time. Dec 21, 2008
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CHRISTMAS #3 0850: Santa rides again (and has other strange experiences) in part 3 of our four-part Christmas Cavalcade of 2008. Lots of old favorites and a few very demented new things. I want to call special attention to the online-only bonus segment which has nine songs a bunch of people have asked for, that we just didn't have room for on the radio version this year. From now on the online-only segments will be transmitted at the end of the show (hope that's OK!) Dec 14, 2008
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CHRISTMAS #2 0849: Here's show number two of our four-show holiday spectacular for 2008. Highlights include the ever-popular "Blue Christmas" (piggy style) by Seymour Swine & the Squeelers, "Ding! Fries are Done" by Billy from Burger King, and Robert Lund's stupendous new parody of the worst Christmas song ever, "The Christmas Shoes." And for our online listeners only...nothing nasty this time, just 20+ minutes of extreme rarities from way, way back in the Demento Archives. Dec 7, 2008
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CHRISTMAS #1 0848: And awaaaay we go with our first Christmas spectacular for 2008. New and inspired songs, old and desired songs, stacks & stacks of 'em piled up every which way under our virtual radio Christmas tree. Everything we love about Christmas, and everything we hate, it's all here, and so is the Top Ten for November.
I want to especially point out our x-rated, yes, that's X-RATED bonus segment, filled with some of the most outrageously irreverent holiday songs ever made! Be forewarned...lots of four-letter words and generally disgusting grossness. We've put it at the very end of our stream, making it easier for parents and others not inclined to listen to such things to turn it off without missing such gems as "An Axl Christmas" (in honor of the long-delayed Guns 'n Roses album), "I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas" and "Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday" (an ode to political incorrectness). Nov 30, 2008
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TURKEYS 0847: Our Thanksgiving feast of fun this year features some of our favorite "turkeys" (i.e. songs so bad they're great) along with such holiday favorites as "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" and Adam Sandler's "Thanksgiving Song." We also have two tracks from the Bonzo Dog Band's reunion album (their first in 35 years) and some wild garage rock & R&B songs featured by Pittsburgh's radio wild man Mad Mike Metrovich. Nov 23, 2008
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FRANK ZAPPA 0846: This week's show is entirely devoted to a tribute to Frank Zappa, commemorating the 15th anniversary of his death. It traces his career in roughly chronological fashion, concentrating on his humorous music but also exploring his R&B roots, and the avant-garde music which he considered to be his best work. Many interview excerpts from Frank's appearances on the Dr. Demento Show are included.
This is not a repeat of our 1994 tribute show; it is newly written and produced.
The online bonus segment comes at the end this time, and is much longer than usual (about 33 minutes). It features Frank introducing rare records from his personal collection, and also three Zappa favorites we can't play on the radio. IMPORTANT: Parental guidance is strongly suggested for the last three tracks in the online bonus segment; there is strong language and possibly objectionable subject matter. Nov 16, 2008
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HUNTING 0845: Here's our salute to Hunting Season 2008. Along with such perennials as "Da Turdy Point Buck" and Tom Lehrer's "Hunting Song" we have new hunting songs by Project Sisyphus and by those heroes of "outlaw" hunting, BadBob & Jimmy. We also salute Veteran's Day this week...and sheep, noses, and text messaging. Nov 9, 2008
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ELECTION/TOP TEN 0844: Here's our election special for 2008. Along with new songs about Obama, McCain and Palin (somehow we just didn't get any Biden songs) we have lots of curiosities from past elections, promoting candidates both real and imaginary. The online-only bonus segment includes a Firesign Theatre rarity -- both sides of a picture disc single released to commemorate the 1980 election. (Sorry, no pictures). And then we move on to something really important - the Top Ten for October. Nov 2, 2008
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HALLOWEEN #2 0843: Here's Part Two of our annual Halloween festival. Segment One features Halloween-type songs from (or inspired by) TV and the movies. Ghosts, goblins, zombies, werewolves, a werecow, and many other frightening friends are saluted before we arrive at our traditional last dance, the Monster Mash. Oct 26, 2008
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HALLOWEEN #1 0842: Here's Part One of our annual two-part fright festival...a whole show full of spooky tunes and scary melodies to trick and treat your mind (with a brief time out for Weird Al's birthday, and his brand new song). Rarities include the original "Carmen Miranda's Ghost" and Bobby Pickett's "The Monster Swim," plus a special set of "ghosts from Halloweens past" recorded in the 1930s. Oct 19, 2008
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MURDER 0841: We have a killer show for you this week...the topic is murder. Lawyers, boy bands, a wabbit, a purple dinosaur, and your mama are all targeted in this musical crime wave. The online-only "Rarities By Request" features a couple of Mideast-oriented songs that were extremely controversial in their day. Another rarity is the Blues Brothers' unreleased version of "Sink the Bismarck." Oct 12, 2008
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LIVE IN STUDIO PT.2 0840: Here's another hour-plus of performances recorded live on the Dr. Demento Show from 1976 to 2004. Many of these haven't been heard since the original air dates, and very few are available anywhere else, even online. Also notable: the Dr. Demento debut of the delightful Max Raabe. Oct 5, 2008
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TOP TEN 0839: Our online only "Rarities By Requests" set is worth your special attention this week. "A Tale of the Ticker," one of the few truly amusing songs about the stock market, was recorded in September 1929 just before the s**t in the fan for the biggest Wall Street dump of all time (so far!) Also featured is that timeless epic of backwoods automotive seduction, "Larry, Move Your Hand" and a primer on averting DWI problems, "Backwards XYZ's". I haven't even mentioned those four songs in a row about New Jersey, and the ones about Sarah Palin. And yes, the Top Ten for September is here. Sep 28, 2008
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BEATLES 0838: We salute the Beatles this week, with some of the best (and worst) of the dozens of topical songs written about the group during its glorious heyday. We've also got a couple of Sarah Palin songs (more to come, we imagine)...and such hard to find Demented favorites as "The Bears," "Rappin' Duke" and "Oh Boy Do I Love Bears" along with (for the first time on the show) "This Is Planet Earth" by Jerry Samuels (aka Napoleon XIV). Sep 21, 2008
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ONE-HIT WONDERS 0837: We salute One-Hit Wonders this week. A One-Hit Wonder is an artist who has great success with one song, then never has another hit worth reckoning with. In the 1950s and 1960s there were a great many one-hit wonders. Thatalso happened to be the Golden Age of Novelty Records, and we salute many of those. Toward the end of the show we also salute artists who had a single song place high on one or more of the Dr. Demento Show's year-end countdowns, but never enjoyed a followup hit. In the early part of the show we salute Talk Like a Pirate Day (Sept. 17), and tip our top hat to the late Jerry Reed. Sep 14, 2008
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FOOTBALL 0836: We salute football season with hilarious pigskin perennials by Andy Griffith, Tom Lehrer, George Carlin and Adam Sandler, and lots of lesser known surprises including two different songs imagining Jesus Christ as a football player. Non-football rarities include radio personality Don Imus' first record, from 1971, a 1950s track by Milwaukee legend Mad Man Michaels, and "The Old Sow Song" from 1937 complete with gloriously unprintable mouth noises. Sep 7, 2008
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TOP TEN 0835: Here's our Top Ten for August 2008...and since Sept.1 falls on a Monday, it's Labor Day weekend too. This show features several all-time Labor Day favorites, including "The Bricklayer's Story" and "Working Where the Sun Don't Shine" (the colo-rectal surgeon's song).
We also salute the man who works the hardest on Labor Day, Mr. Jerry Lewis...we have a short interview with Mike Elliott, whose 1986 Demented hit "Rock Me Jerry Lewis" is the ultimate telethon tribute.
We also spin a very rare and hilarious Martin Mull item, and say a fond goodbye to "Engineer Bill" Stulla, who died this week at age 97. Aug 31, 2008
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BACK TO SCHOOL 0834: Education may never feel quite the same after you hear our back-to-school show. We feature such classroom collectibles as the explosive "Roger Boom," a live performance of Weird Al's "School Cafeteria" from a 1979 Dr. D show on KMET-Los Angeles, and Mike Condello's unreleased "Public School Lunch" along with such well-loved favorites as "Charlie Brown," "Lunchlady Land" and "Bright College Days." In our first half, the Dr D. debut of Luke Ski's all-star tribute to "Battlestar Galactica," two brilliant new satires by Randy Newman and a little salute to the late Isaac Hayes. Aug 24, 2008
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CATS 0833: We salute cats on this week's show. All kinds of cats, and all kinds of opinions about those lovably contrary critters. We also present this week a salute to the late Steve Goodman, and a most remarkable book about Steve that was published recently. Hard-to-find treats include "Marijuana Munchies," "Bubbling Brain Cells" and "(It's Not Nice To Fool) Mother Nature," the latter two on the online version only (the one you can access here). Aug 17, 2008
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0832 DOGS: We celebrate the Dog Days of summer 2008 by letting 23 of our favorite dog songs run free (plus two flea songs).
Also, here once again is our currently most-requested hard-to-find song, the original "I Like" by Heathen Dan. Aug 10, 2008
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0831 CHICKENS: We celebrate chickens this week. We haven't done that in awhile and I was amazed at how many chicken songs there are in the Archives. Many of the best and one or two of the worst are here. Our online-only rarities segment (near the end of the show this time) has still more chicken songs, including an out-of-print Bruce Springsteen song and a Dennis Weaver rarity. Aug 3, 2008
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TOP TEN 0830: Here's our Top Ten for July, plus a plethora of pleasures old and new, including Lily Allen's scandalous new protest song. "Rarities By Request" includes a "Valley Girl" spoof from 1982 and the original 1950s version of "Beans" ("I love my beans, better than chicken or turnip greens.") Jul 27, 2008
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LIVE IN STUDIO 0829: An extra-special show this week: Every song in the second hour of the show was recorded live on the Dr Demento Show, between the mid-1970s and the mid-2000's. Many of these performances haven't been heard since their original broadcast years ago. Tom Stankus' "Existential Blues" is especially exciting, with lots of elements not heard on the currently available recorded version (including those "Impossible Dream" lines).
Along with the familiar September 1980 version of "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Another One Rides The Bus," online listeners (only) can hear Al's encore performance from April 1981...like "Existential Blues," this performance also has some extra added attractions.
The first half of the show features, among other things, a virtually brand new Dickie Goodman production (!) Jul 20, 2008
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NO CLOTHES 0828: We get naked (or rather, nekked) on the radio this week...our subject is nudity, as celebrated in songs from the 1930s to the 2000's.
"Rarities By Request" features Harry Lauder, who for three decades was the most famous, highest paid stage comedian in the English speaking world, and a rare and raunchy tune from the Caribbean called "Sixpence." Jul 13, 2008
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CLOTHES/GEORGE CARLIN 0827: Along with a closetful of songs about clothes (as previously scheduled), this show includes a tribute to the late George Carlin, with three all-time favorite Carlin recordings plus excerpts from Dr. Demento Shows that featured George as a guest.
In addition to the tribute heard on the radio show, online listeners will hear an additional 20+ minutes of George Carlin, including two uncensored recordings (including the one that actually led to that infamous Supreme Court decision) and additional interview segments. This extra material will be heard just before the final segment of the show. Explicit language - parental guidance suggested.
"Rarities By Request" will return next week. Jul 6, 2008
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TOP TEN 0826: It's Top Ten time again...and the Fourth of July is drawing near, so we have a stack of songs about America. Hard-to-find items include "Uncle Jack Sez Relax" and "Guns Made America Great." There's also a new song about gas prices, "Pain At The Pump." Jun 29, 2008
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SUMMER 0825: Summer is here (officially, at last!) and we celebrate with a hot stack of summertime songs, including some to help plan your vacation, and a rare live tape of Allan Sherman's "Hello Mudduh" (recorded after Allan apparently imbibed some beverages not normally served at summer camp). Rarities By Request, for our online listeners only, features a wild and crazy Kay Kyser track not heard in 25+ years, and a hilarious bit from ca. 1960 about a sportscaster whose disgruntled assistant wreaks havoc upon the broadcast. Jun 22, 2008
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FATHER'S DAY 0824: We celebrate Father's Day with an hour of songs about fathers, and men in general. Warning: Dad will need a healthy sense of humor to handle a couple of these. For our online listeners, Rarities By Request features a couple of outhouse oratorios, a little-known but delightful Coasters song and a nicely noirish Logan Whitehurst piece from one of his early collections. Jun 15, 2008
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WOMEN 0823: The subject is women this week...songs about women, written and sung by women AND men. Controversy may well ensue. Dentistry and the price of gas are also covered, along with less painful subjects! And once again we offer Rarities by Request for our online listeners only. Jun 8, 2008
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DEMENTED DANCE PARTY 0822: This week's show features a Demented Dance Party. Let's do the Time Warp again...along with the Funky Gibbon, the Punk Polka and the Curly Shuffle.
The bonus online segment features some vintage dance instruction records, in a montage narrated by Dr. D quite a long time ago. Also note the Weird Al rarity in segment 2. Jun 1, 2008
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TOP TEN 0821: Here's the Top Ten for May 2008 - along with the debut of Whimsical Will's 23rd annual Summer Movie Spectacular! We have satires on the presidential candidates, today's cinema, and that Miley Cyrus photo shoot. Our special bonus segment for online listeners only features songs inspired by commercials from the 50's to our own time. May 25, 2008
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ALCOHOL 0820: A salute to America's favorite drug - Alcohol. Booze in all its forms has inspired countless songs, from the serious to the silly, including many fine comedy songs which we sample this week. Our bonus segment for online listeners includes "Fisting the Sheep" (parental discretion advised) and others we probably won't be playing on the radio anytime soon. May 18, 2008
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MOTHER'S DAY 0819: Happy Mother's Day! Here's our biggest ever stack of motherly dementia.
The online-only bonus segment features three very hard-to-find 1970s tributes to the Spike Jones style, plus two even more sought-after specimens of very naughty wordplay. May 11, 2008
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TOBACCO 0818: The topic this week is tobacco. It smells bad, and there's a lot of evidence that it's bad for us...but some of us love it, a lot more of us seem to need it, and there are a whole lot of funny songs and comedy bits about tobacco. We'll smoke some of the best ones on this show.
**We're starting a new feature with this show...from now on each Dr. Demento Show available for streaming at www.drdemento.com will contain a BONUS SEGMENT -- 10 minutes or more of songs that are **not** included on this week's radio show. These bonus segments will feature some of our most requested, hardest-to-find songs from waaay back in the Demento Archives.** May 4, 2008
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TOP TEN 0817: It's Top Ten time once again, featuring the hottest and coolest Demented hits of April 2008. A nice mix of old and new things this time. In our first hour we play the Kevin Bacon six degrees of separation game, and also celebrate road kill, and the things and people that exist next door to us...plus a song that Bob Dylan gets credit for discovering, that he almost certainly heard for the first time on the Dr Demento show. Apr 27, 2008
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HAPPY EARTH DAY 0816: We celebrate the earth, and the dirt it's made of. We also say an early goodbye to Royal Canadian Air Farce, which will call it a career soon after 37+ years...and hello to The Great Luke Ski's new version of "The Chainsaw Juggler," with 18, count 'em 18, guest stars. Apr 20, 2008
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SELF 0815: Further explorations of the self - I Wish, I Have, I Feel, and more. Also a couple of politically incorrect hits from the 1960s, a couple of tax time tunes for April 15, and the world's oldest known musical recording. Apr 13, 2008
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BASEBALL 0814: Play ball! Here's our demented salute to America's original national pastime. It's an all-star roster of songs and comedy bits about baseball, from "Who's On First" and "Casey At the Bat" to the steroid era. In the first hour, lots of requests plus some hot new stuff. Apr 6, 2008
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TOP TEN 0813: The Top Ten for March 2008...together with the three P's -- pianos, pizzas and penises. (Also pixies, and Pittsburg). Mar 30, 2008
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CHILDREN 0812: Songs about nice children can be heartwarming...but the ones about nasty kids are much funnier! Guess which kind of songs we feature in this show. We also salute the late Gary Gygax (co-creator of Dungeons & Dragons), organic restrooms, and the Easter Bunny. Mar 23, 2008
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GREEN 0811: St. Patrick's Day, the spring equinox, and Easter, all in the same week! It's enough to turn the Dr. Demento Show green, and that's exactly what happens. Mar 16, 2008
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CELEBRITIES 0810: This show (or most of it) is all about celebrities. Famous people often inspire scorn, jealousy and/or lust among the satiric songwriters in our culture, and all of those are on display this week...along with songs actually sung by celebrities who did not become famous because of their singing. Other neat items here include "The Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler" (aka The Legend of Gunga Din), the Contra Rap and our first taste of Sean Cullen's scandalous new CD. Mar 9, 2008
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DPOD 0809: Random choice rules on this show! All the songs were picked at random from the thousands of songs I've played since 1970, as listed on the Demented Music Database (www.dmdb.org). Among the scarcer items are Alliance's hip-hop deconstruction of "Fish Heads," Bobby Pickett and Peter Ferrara's tribute to the 1976 King Kong remake, and a 1961 single by Dick Van Dyke. Mar 2, 2008
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TOP TEN 0808: The Top Ten rides again as we bring you the hottest and coolest for February. Other highlights include Victor Borge's "Inflationary Language" ("They were very proud of the fact that their fivefathers had been among the creninetors of the American Constithreetion"), the Fools "Psycho Chicken"and Deryl Dodd's delightfully risque "New Tony Lamas." Feb 24, 2008
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BIRDS 0807: The Dr Demento show takes wing this week with a salute to birds. And bees. And "the birds and the bees." Rare and notable items include Peter Cook and Dudley Moore's spoof of 1967 psychedelia, "The L. S. Bumblebee," our first Florence Foster Jenkins song in 20 years, Rowan & Martin's "Birds and the Bees" and, just in time for the reunion, "We Shot The New Kids On The Block." Feb 17, 2008
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LOVE SONGS 0806: Nearly the entire show is devoted to Demented love songs. Our Valentine's Day salute is bigger and better than ever! Feb 10, 2008
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HAWAII 0805: Warm up your radio! This week we leave the ice and snow behind and head to Hawaii for an hour of tropical Dementia. Spike Jones and Space Ghost join some of Hawaii's greatest home-grown humorists on this week's show. Feb 3, 2008
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THE RETURN OF THE TOP TEN! 0804: Here they are, the hottest and coolest demented hits for January. Other topics include TV, electronic gaming and exercise. Hard to find items include "I Bent My Assagai", the original complete British version (a truncated version was issued in the USA as "Zulu Drake"). Also included is an unedited cut of "Squirrels" by the Beastly Boys, remixed in stereo by Jeff Morris. Jan 27, 2008
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"I LIKE" SONGS 0803: Songs about what we like (and hate)...food, sports, sex, animals, you name it. They help define who we are. Jan 20, 2008
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IDENTITY CRISIS? 0802: We explore the subject of identity with "I Am" type songs. "I Am" a cow, a whale, an astronaut, a train, a lumberjack, a gnu, and my own grandpa...not to mention Larry. Our artist of the week is the Mrs. Ackroyd Band, from England and Wales, featuring Les Barker. Jan 13, 2008
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BABIES 0801: We celebrate the new year with songs and comedy about new people. We also say farewell to some old friends: Ruth Wallis, Hawthorne, and Bill Strauss of Capitol Steps. (This is the first show with our new format; see separate note). Jan 6, 2008
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THE FUNNY 25 COUNTDOWN 0752: The top Demented Discs of 2007! The hottest and coolest songs of the year, based on your requests. Dec 30, 2007
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CHRISTMAS #4 0751: Here's the grand finale to our 2007 holiday celebration. As is our tradition we favor the old favorites this time - "Christmas Dragnet," "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth," "The Pretty Little Dolly" - but there's also new holiday hilarity, including 2007's most-noticed new novelty Christmas release (The Dan Band), an all-new Bohemian Christmas Rhapsody (not the same one we heard last year), and Santa Claus appearing in the form of a cow (thanks to NorDakota's Mylo Hatzenbuhler). Dec 23, 2007
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CHRISTMAS #3 0750: Santa loses his brains, goes crazy and butchers his reindeer (the most famous of which had already been shot by a deer hunter)...but St. Nick doesn't cop out on Frosty's dope. Granny gets all lit up on fruitcake brandy, though...and then there's that dose of acid, and the hippopotamus, and the sex toys...Just another Christmas in the land of Dementia, with lots of rare items you won't find anywhere else. Dec 16, 2007
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CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH #2 0749: Here we go again with Part Two of our four-part holiday celebration...songs that only get let out of their cages once each year! Time to trim the tree with Dr. D (and spin the dreidel too). Several sought-after rarities in this show - "Blue Christmas" with Seymour Swine, "Here Comes Santa" by Victor Banana, "Merry Christmas You Suckers" by Paddy Roberts...and "Ding! Fries Are Done" (because we all grab fast food during the holiday crush...who has time to eat anything else?) **ALSO** Please send any comments (good or bad) regarding the improved sound quality on this week's and last week's shows to webmaster@drdemento.com Dec 9, 2007
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CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH #1 0748: Here we go with Number One of our four holiday specials for 2007. We've got songs for Hanukkah (and Chanukah too) and lots of thoroughly crazed Christmas carols, old and new. (We think "F**K Christmas," as edited by Dr. D., is even funnier than the unbleeped original). "Showdown At The North Pole" should arouse some interesting conversations...the conflict is Jesus vs. Santa Claus. *ALSO* This show is now in improved quality for both members and non-members! Dec 2, 2007
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SCIENCE FICTION 0747: We celebrate science fiction this week, with a big stack of songs and comedy bits about famous and infamous works of sci-fi, including salutes to Star Trek, Star Wars, Lost In Space and a Dr Demento Martian Trilogy. Nov 25, 2007
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THANKSGIVING 0746: We celebrate Thanksgiving with songs and comedy about the Pilgrims, family reunions, and food....lots and lots of food. We also have a tribute to our dear friend Earl Bennett, who portrayed "Sir Frederic Gas" with Spike Jones' City Slickers; Earl passed away on October 4. And don't miss Sudden Death's take on modern day horror films, "Blood, Guts and Boobs." Nov 18, 2007
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HUNTING 0745: It's hunting season again in the Land of Dementia. Way scarier than Halloween! We have ten hunting songs this year. Some are pro-hunting, others are anti-hunting, but all of 'em are funny and entertaining. There's also a rare and scary song about insanity by the recently departed country star Porter Wagoner. Along the way, with just a bit more seriousness, we salute Veterans Day, November 11 Nov 11, 2007
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MEDICINE 0744:Dr. Demento offers a different sort of musical medicine this week a half hour of funny songs about the other kind of doctors (and nurses, and hospitals, and patients too). The first hour offers a whole lot of new music, including songs by Richard Cheese, Dave & Brian, and YouTube's "Mr. Safety" plus a very rare Leona Anderson collectible.
(Note: the two medical segments were previously broadcast on Sept. 10-11, 2005; the rest of this show is new). Nov 4, 2007
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HALLOWEEN#2-0743 2007 Halloween Party Part Two, with lots more spooky tunes and scary melodies...all time favorites, rarities from way down in the catacombs, and some new blood too. Includes "I Want My Baby Back," "The Ballad of Bloody Guts," "With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm" and a special Frightful Five countdown. Oct 28, 2007
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2007 HALLOWEEN- 0742 Calling all ghosts, goblins, witches, warlocks, ghouls, zombies, vampires, monsters and creepy creatures of every kind...it's Halloween time again on the Dr. Demento Show! This episode is dedicated to the late Bobby "Boris" Pickett, and includes an interview with Bobby from the fall of 2006. Oct 21, 2007
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BODY PARTS 0741:Our topic this week is body parts...certain ones in particular, two feminine and one masculine.
Note the presence of "Penis Envy" by Uncle Bonsai, which we can't play on the radio since the FCC declared it to be obscene. (If you ask us, it's more morally uplifting than most of what you can hear on the radio these days). This show also contains notable forays into alcohol consumption and insanity.
Oct 14, 2007
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GUITARS 0740:This week we celebrate the guitar. We wouldn't have rock 'n roll without the guitar. Did you realize that the guitar is one of our culture's true hermaphrodites? Its body is obviously, lasciviously feminine...but the neck is just as clearly phallic...just look at any hard rock guitarist on stage and that's so obvious. This show also features the classic "Moose Turd Pie" and various musico-sexual adventures. Oct 7, 2007
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CARS 0739: Once again our subject is Car Tunes...and a race that roars to the finish line with a Top Ten countdown of all time favorite demented car songs. Sep 30, 2007
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CARS 0738:We've got a mighty garage-full of funny songs about cars and driving, and we open the garage doors wide on this show, with car tunes from "Weird Al" Yankovic (a rare demo), Monty Python, George Carlin and lots more, plus some rarities from the very dawn of the automotive era. Sep 23, 2007
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PIRATE DAY 0737:
This week's show salutes International Talk Like a Pirate Day (Sept. 19) with a half hour of songs about Captain Jack Sparrow and other legendary scourges of the high seas. We also have demented salutes to Senator Craig, the drunken astronauts, and the brave drivers of NASCAR.
Sep 16, 2007
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FISHIN' 0736: Somewhere in the Land of Dementia, the fish are bitin'...and even if they're not, fishin' is so relaxin'...you can just sit there on the dock or in your boat, commune with nature, and maybe make up a song about it all. We've got several of our all time fave fishin' songs this week, and also songs about fish as entrees, and even fish as personalities, along with classic comedy songs about beer, strong wine, and rehab, not to mention Adolf and Osama.
Sep 9, 2007
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LABOR DAY 0735:For Labor Day weekend, we celebrate the funny side of work. Yes, there is such a thing, and these songs prove it! Here are demented work songs for electricians and proctologists, baristas and bricklayers, even rock & roll road managers. You can also hear a 1955 song about immigration, and a 1906 piece about dog fighting. Sep 2, 2007
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SCHOOL 0734: It's off to school, and then on to college, with funny songs about higher (and lower) education by "Weird Al" Yankovic, Tom Lehrer, Randy Newman and lots more, including a 101-year-old record that shows that college life in 1906 wasn't all that different from today's in some ways! (Fraternity hazing was an issue back then too).
Also a tribute to Merv Griffin.
Aug 26, 2007
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GROUCHO TRIBUTE 0733: Thirty years ago August 19, just three days after Elvis Presley died, we lost another great entertainer, Groucho Marx. Our half-hour tribute to Groucho features the best-loved songs from his movies along with his long-unavailable "Funniest Song In The World," heard in its entirety. Another highlight is "Dementia Revolution," which pays tribute to the whole recent history of funny music. Aug 19, 2007
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ELVIS PRESLEY 0732: A half-hour tribute to Elvis Presley: whose death thirty years ago inspired hundreds of musical tributes, serious and otherwise. We'll bring back some of those tributes along with some laughter from the King himself....and we'll also hear how Elvis helped inspire Dr. D to get into radio. Aug 12, 2007
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THE D-POD:0731 Shuffle rides again! Hilarious hits and forgotten funnies from throughout the Demento Archives, picked at random from a database containing virtually all the songs ever played in the Dr Demento show's nearly 37-year history. Aug 5, 2007
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Magic 0730: Our topic this week is "Magic and Wizardry." Yes, it was inspired by the current wave of Harrymania, but it goes deeper, with funny and profound songs about magic in many guises...even a magic phonograph record. Other songs cover such topics as rich city folks moving to the boonies, drugs on the Starship Enterprise, and the dressing/undressing facilities at your local Renaissance Fair. Jul 29, 2007
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JAZZ 0729:This week's special feature is the demented side of jazz. A lot of people today take jazz very seriously. We forget that jazz was originally good time party music, and a lot of funny stuff went along with that..."Laughing In Rhythm," "Cement Mixer (Put-tee Put-tee)", "Reefer Man" and of course "Who Put The Benzedrine In Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine." Along with the funny side of jazz this show also features demented gems like "My Wife Left Town With A Banana," "The Masochism Tango" and the ever-popular "She Left Me For A Destitute Quadriplegic Because Of The Good Sex." Jul 22, 2007
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INSECTS 0728: On this Dr. Demento Show we celebrate our friends in the insect kingdom, our funny friends the flies, the ants, the bees, the cockroaches, creepy crawly bitey bitey, itchy scratchy nasty nasty! Theere's also a rat song and three worm songs, plus two superheroes and a world full of bastards for good measure. Jul 15, 2007
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FRIENDS 0727: Not just a TV show anymore! Friends can be people you want to make love to, people you used to make love to, people you would never dream of making love to...even dead people. They can also be dogs, other animals, or even inanimate objects. All those meanings of friendship and more are explored through funny songs on this week's show....which also features cats, monkeys, sharks and skinny dippers. Jul 8, 2007
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FOURTH O" JULY 0726: Here's our annual All-American show for Fourth of July week. Songs and comedy from all around this crazy country. Special highlight: Whimsical Will's annual summer movie spectacular, honoring the new Transformers movie.
Jul 1, 2007
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ALL-TIME Greats 0725 :Among the greatest novelty record artists of all time, Stan Freberg made his mark in the 1950s with devastating spoofs of rock 'n roll music. After that he moved on to other things, but fans have never stopped wishing Stan would use his comic genius to lampoon later pop music trends. Now, The Great Luke Ski, devoted hip-hop historian and a superb parodist in his own right, has created his own Freberg-style skewering of rap music in his ten-minute sketch called "MC Freberg."
This show also features a half hour of songs about God. No evangelism here, and no disrespect either...just one brilliant comedy song or sketch after another, each using the name of God in the title in its own way. Jun 24, 2007
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FATHER'S DAY 0724: Our annual Father's Day show. All Dads are welcome to listen...however, a healthy sense of humor is a prerequisite. Also featured: hot new songs from Sudden Death (re the drug industry), the great Luke Ski (re "Family Guy"), Man Bites God (re primates who may be happier than we are) and Possible Oscar (re one of the most popular sound effects in movie history).
A special tip of the tophat to funny music artist "Silly Nelson" Duncan, currently serving with the US Army in Mosul, Iraq. Jun 17, 2007
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BOYS 0723: The subject this week is Boys. Disco boys, cowboys, good boys, bad boys. (It's equal opportunity dementia...we did girls last week). We also salute Dr. Who, Aquaman and the Chicago Cubs, and for good measure, Jesus. And lest we forget...liquor and whores. Just another day in the land of Dementia.
Jun 10, 2007
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GIRLS: 0722 The subject is "girls" on this week's show...a stack of thirteen songs, all with the word "girl" in the title. Frank & Moon Zappa, Tom Lehrer, Henry Phillips, Tiny Tim, Jill Sobule and the Dead Milkmen are among those saluting youthful members of the feminine gender. (The boys get it next show!). Other highlights include the song with the longest title we've played in some time, an updated version of "The Liar Sleeps Tonight," and..."Grandma's Uterus," which must be heard to be believed. Jun 3, 2007
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FOOD 0721; Our funny food song festival takes over the whole show this week (except for the Demented News) with dozens of rare and delicious delights from Dr. Demento's personal pantry. Appetizers include "I Love Onions," "I Like Stinky Cheese" and "Cheese Boogie Deluxe"...for the main course, "She Dances With Meat" along with "Call Any Vegetable" and "I Will Not Smooch The Pickle"...and for dessert (along with "Cheesecake") we'll have an all time all funny food song Funny Five. Bon appetit!
May 27, 2007
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FOOD 0720: Our topic for this show is Food. We all love food! We haven't properly celebrated Food since 2000 ("dieting" doesn't count) and we make up for lost meals by serving a super smorgasbord this week with funny food songs and comedy by Cookie Monster, Adam Sandler, George Carlin, "Weird Al" Yankovic and lots more. (Even more funny food songs next show!) May 20, 2007
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MOTHERS DAY 0719:This show features a sweet stack of songs especially selected for Mother's Day. (OK, there are a couple of sour ones too). There's also a tribute to one of our best friends in funny-music-land, the late Bobby (Boris) Pickett, several outrageous new songs, and the omnipresent Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent. May 13, 2007
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D-POD 0718:Here we go again with another "D-Pod Shuffle" show...it's like giant mp3 player picking songs at random from all the thousands of songs played on the Dr Demento show since it began in 1970. You'll hear some of the all-time Demented hits along with songs that have only been played once or twice before, illuminated with Dr. Demento's unique insights. May 6, 2007
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LAUGHTER is a universal language: 0717 - even, sometimes, in comedy. This week's Hour Two topic is "Dementia Around the World" funny songs like "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa" and Weird Al's "Jurassic Park" in a variety of foreign languages, and some other songs that don't need translations. Other highlights include a Mammary Trilogy, some Short Attention Span songs, and some "Nashville crap." Apr 29, 2007
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EARTH DAY 0716: Here's a show to celebrate Earth Day, and especially that stuff so much of the Earth is covered with dirt! We'll hear Demented songs about dirt in all its dimensions. We'll also hear a couple of glorious items about pot smuggling in the 1970s...including "The Saga Of Smuggler Bill" by The Congress of Wonders (of "Star Trip" fame), unheard anywhere for over 30 years. NOTE: this show includes one song which was deleted from the broadcast version of the program due to the Don Imus episode. Warning: "Boyz-N-The-Hood" contains language that might offend some listeners. Apr 22, 2007
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CANADA 0715: This week we salute Canada. We don't have statistics about this, but it has always seemed to us that Canada produces more comedy per capita than the USA. This show features a special Top Ten countdown of our most popular Canadian songs and sketches, plus such honorable mentions as "Little Toot" and "The Rodeo Song." Other highlights include a couple of tunes for tax time, and new songs about Mitt Romney, software licensing, and Doctor Who. Apr 15, 2007
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EASTER SHOW 0714: Dr. Demento salutes Easter Sunday with special nods to the primeval symbols of fertility that have become so much a part of Easter celebrations today, since the holiday falls right around planting time each spring: eggs, chocolate, and especially the ever-so-prolific Easter bunny. We'll also celebrate the fertility of canines with "The Shameful Ballad of Lijah, the Precocious Orchard Queen" ...we'll exhume that hard-to-find novelty classic "The Last Blast Of The Blasted Bugler" (aka The Legend of Gunga Din) and we'll check out the underground musical comedy that's the hot topic in L.A. right now, "The Beastly Bombing." Apr 8, 2007
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TRANSFORMED TUNES 0713 familiar songs that are altered for humorous effect...not just the words, but the entire character of the performance is altered for purposes of humor and hilarity. Other highlights include a little Demented April Foolery, two hot new songs about food and two classics about cars, and a tune for Dr. Demento's birthday (April 2). Apr 1, 2007
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ROCK N' ROLL 0712: However you choose to spell the "and" in the middle, or even if you leave out the "roll", it's been young America's favorite music for half a century...and a ready-made topic for comedians from both inside and outside the rock world. We'll hear some of the funniest rock & roll lampoons, from "Pop Hates The Beatles" to "Talkin' Seattle Grunge Rock Blues." Other faves on this show include "The Son Of Irving", the story of "Cinderella" and her two sisty uglers, and, in honor of March Madness, "Basketball Jones." Mar 25, 2007
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RADIO 0711:The special topic of this radio show is radio itself. We'll hear George Carlin's classic lampoon of a top 40 DJ the bit that made George famous in 1967 plus Stan Freberg's biting satire of payola and many other vintage bits and songs. In the first hour we'll celebrate St. Patrick's day and introduce a new song by Lemon Demon (of "Ultimate Showdown" fame). Along the way we'll hear "Carrot Juice Is Murder," George Gobel's salute to the Ancient Order of Turtles, and the Sound That's Made By Worms. Mar 18, 2007
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STUPIDITY 0710: In 1956, a television legend got together with two of that era's greatest radio stars to make what turned out to be one of the worst novelty records of all time. "The Space Man" flies again on this Dr. Demento show! Our main topic this week is stupidity, and we'll have a couple of really stupid songs (including the one that's sweeping Canada like a curling broom, "Liquor and Whores")...but mostly these are hilarious songs about stupidity, from "If I Only Had A Brain" to the one about "Duhbya." How sweet to be an idiot! Mar 11, 2007
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INTELLIGENCE 0709: "Let us put man and woman together to find out which one is smarter!" On this Dr. Demento Show we celebrate intelligence. Teenage brain surgeons. Smart girls. Evil geniuses. "Weird Al" Yankovic's salute to Jerry Lewis (and Frank Zappa). We'll also hear rare tracks like "The Thorazine Shuffle," Benny Bell's "Humoresque" (the song about goosing statues in the park) and "My Name Is Puka."
Mar 4, 2007
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Star Wars. REQUESTS 0708:And here it is, one of our most requested special features - a salute to Star Wars.
The entire second half of the show is devoted to demented tributes to all those
great happenings a long time ago in a galaxy far far away...including an all-time
all-Star Wars Funny Five! First half features include "It's Hard To Kiss
The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long," "Sexist Racist
Classist Agist Homophobic Ignoramus" and the first-ever recording of "Fish
Heads," made two years before the familiar version and featuring very different
lyrics. Feb 25, 2007
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PRESIDENTS DAY 0707: This show features a demented visit to Australia...including the novelty song that was Australia's all-time best selling single for many years, "A Pub With No Beer," and the uproarious pun-filled comedy routine that took its place, "Australiana." We'll also hear such all time faves as "Boobs A Lot", "Chicken Fat" and "Beep Beep," and we'll celebrate President's Day with a song the current president might not be too fond of. Feb 18, 2007
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Valentine 0706: Here's our annual Valentine's Day show for '07, with plenty of demented love songs like "Take Off Your Clothes," "I'm In Love With Your Behind" and "Marvin, I Love You" (Marvin the Paranoid Android, that is)...plus new songs for anyone who recently bought a cell phone, tried to give Dad tech support, played paintball or thought Simon Cowell was killing music. Feb 11, 2007
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Dr. Demento D-Pod, 0705: By popular demand, it's - the return of the D-Pod Shuffle! We put together a list of all the songs played on the show since 1974, and picked 29 of them at random! Along with such all time hits as Deteoriorata, Wildwood Weed, and, Poisoning Pigeons In The Park, songs we haven't aired in twenty years or more. Fans of Tiny Tim, Frank Sinatra, Spike Jones and hillbilly humor should be especially delighted with what we turned up. Feb 4, 2007
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Our subject this week is the blues...the demented blues. The funny blues. There's more of that than you might think...from such certifiably funny folks as "Weird Al" Yankovic, Henry Phillips, and Martin Mull...not to mention Screamin' Jay Hawkins.
Other highlights include a stack of songs about cloning (no, they aren't all alike) and "Snoopy Vs. The Red Baron" by the Royal Guardsmen, together with the Royal Guardsmen's new sequel, recorded forty years later! Jan 28, 2007
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Just as surely as December leads into January, holiday feasting leads to dieting (at least for a lot of us!) This week's feature segments explore the ins and outs of dieting with comedic gems like "Too Fat Polka," "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Eat It" and "Fat" and 400-lb. actor Victor Buono's "Fat Man's Prayer." Also included: brand new songs by Worm Quartet and The Four Postmen, and the grand finale for Mr. Whitekeys and the Fabulous Spamtones. Jan 21, 2007
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ALL REQEST 07: OK, listeners -- this one's all yours! For the first time in awhile, it's an all-request Dr. Demento show. Along with the hits there are some nice rarities including "Elevator To Menswear," "The Raccoon Song," and "Abdul Abulbul Amir" (ask your grandparents about that one!) Jan 14, 2007
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BEGINNING 2007 0701:And here we go again with the first Funny Five of 2007 (including "The Smoke-Off" and "The Devil Went To Jamaica"!) On this show we also remember the late Charlie Drake, plus 1960s TV animation heroes Joe Barbera and Chris Hayward...and the brilliant Logan Whitehurst ("The Robot Cat") who died at age 29 in December. The show features a half-hour of Logan's music including several rarities and interview excerpts. Jan 7, 2007
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FUNNY 25 2006: Here's the show you've all been waiting for - the most requested demented discs of 2006, counted down from #25 to #1. All your favorites together in one show! Call it the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Dementia, for this year anyway! All songs played in their entirety.
Dec 31, 2006
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CHRISTMAS 06 #4: It's our final Christmas show of 2006, and I think you'll agree we saved the best for last! Brand new demented discs mix with some of our most cherished Christmas oldies. "How Did This Thing Get In Me" by Mary & The Magi is the most imaginative and colorful (and, likely, accurate) new version of the original Christmas story I've heard in years. "Santa's EMail From Nigeria" by Dr. Elmo is another dandy new wrinkle. You'll chuckle at two (almost) forgotten 1950s knockoffs of the Chipmunk Song, not to mention Canned Heat's rare 1968 collaboration with the legendary rodents themselves. Actor Dave Coulier's 1980s "Cartoons Christmas" is a rare find.
Stan Freberg's "Christmas Dragnet," Cheech & Chong's "Santa Claus and his Old Lady" and Basil Rathbone's radiant reading of "The Night Before Christmas" help to make the season right. Dec 24, 2006
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CHRISTMAS, 06 #3:Our seasonal festivities roll on with a hilarious mix of Christmas and Hanukkah songs. Tom Lehrer, Adam Sandler and Gefilte Joe and the Fish light Menorah candles, while "Weird Al" Yankovic, Albert Brooks and Chuck Pickleshimer help Dr. D trim the tree. Holiday spirit and holiday spirits are celebrated and satirized in songs like "The Night Santa Went Crazy" (the extra gory version), "Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire" and "I'm Spending Hanukkah In Santa Monica."
Dec 17, 2006
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CHRISTMAS#2 06: It's Week Two of our four week Christmas-Hanukkah blast here at the Dr Demento show...and this week the Christmas legends get twisted every which way but loose...with such crazed carols as "Christmas In The Nude," "Merry Christmas You Suckers," "Kill A Tree For Christ" and "Christmas On Acid" along with such old chestnuts as "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth," "Christmas Balls" and that eternal favorite, the extra gory version of "The Night Santa Went Crazy" by Weird Al. Plus, as a special treat, the demented ditty from 1998 that may well have inspired the new movie "Deck the Halls."
Dec 10, 2006
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CHRISTMAS, 06: Let the celebrations begin! This week Dr Demento presents Show #1 of our Christmas & Hanukkah party which will run right through Christmas Eve. It's a mixture of weird & wild new demented carols (including one about Christmas on an asteroid, and another in which Christmas gets mixed up with Halloween) and riotous perennials like "Holy S***, It's Christmas" and "Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass." Trim your tree with Dr. D!
Dec 3, 2006
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WINTER 06:
Our (more or less) annual salute to Winter is a (yellow) snowball in the face of propriety. From Frank Zappa's colorful twist on the legend of Nanook of the North to Krypton's "Let's Blow Up The Tow Truck," the fun increases as the temperature decreases. First-hour highlights include "No Anchovies Please," "The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota," "He's His Own Grandpa" and the original recording of "Battle of New Orleans" with the verses that were left off the #1 hit version. Also - the last "normal" (?) Funny Five of 2006 before we begin our Christmas specials. Nov 26, 2006
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THANKSGIVING 06: Eat, darling, Eat! Once again it's Thanksgiving time on the Dr Demento show, with a half hour of songs for our most over-nutritious holiday. Adam Sandler, Benny Bell and Stan Freberg are among those presenting comedic toasts this time around. Other highlights include "Lydia, the Tattooed Lady" by Groucho Marx, a rare Mel Blanc track, and Eric Schwartz's trenchant tribute to our past and present Presidents, "Clinton Got a B***job". Nov 19, 2006
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WHERE I LIVE: Some songwriters write about love. Others write about food, war, trains, or how miserable they are. And then there are those who write about the places they live in. On this show we'll hear songs about cities big and small, from singers like Tom Lehrer, Emo Philips and "Weird Al" Yankovic (on his very first record release, a song about San Luis Obispo, CA.) Other highlights include songs about food (why not), sexual abstinence, blogging and human taxidermy. Nov 12, 2006
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HUNTING SEASON: Now that Halloween is over, something even scarier: hunting season! Men running through the woods with guns! Giant deer! Amorous moose! Always one of our most popular topics, featuring "The Second Week of Deer Camp," "Morris the Moose" and "Da Turdy Point Buck." We'll also have a demented salute to the election (with "The One That Doesn't Suck So Bad" and "The Liar Sleeps Tonight"), an Australian salute to Arnold Schwarzenegger, and "Monster Hash" as it might (not) be sung by Bush and Chaney. Nov 5, 2006
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HALLOWEEN 06 Part 2: Part Two of our two-part Halloween special features an all-new interview with Mr. Monster Mash himself, Bobby "Boris" Pickett, along with lots more
spooky tunes, scary melodies and haunted hits like "I'm Gonna Dig Up Howlin' Wolf," "Cemetery Girls," and "I Want My Baby Back." Oct 29, 2006
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HALLOWEEN 06: Be scary and merry! You are now in the presence of the first of Dr.
Demento's two Halloween specials for 2006. Our Spooky Tunes and Scary Melodies this week include some rarities from deep in the catacombs ("The Man With The Weird Beard," for instance, and Elvira's very hard-to-find
singing debut, "Trick Or Treat") along with a Frightful Five countdown of this year's most requested haunted hits. Bonus: "Mr. Ghost Goes To Town" by the Jon Schwartz Project, which was Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz's band before he joined Weird Al. Oct 22, 2006
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TOTAL NONSENSE: This week a half hour of absolute nonsense. Total nonsense. Hardcore nonsense. Some might say our show is always that way, but with "The Ying Tong Song," "Ugga Ugga Boo Ugga Boo Boo Ugga," "Mairzy Doats" and "You Know My Name (Look Up The Number)," we definitely achieve nonsense nirvana this week. We'll also salute the 1960s novelty songwriter
who recently got to read his own obituary in the papers, and hear the best of Backus back to back. Oct 15, 2006
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POLICE: Today's special topic is Police -- not Sting & Co. but real cops -- good cops, bad cops and funny cops. Artists include Stan Freberg, Harry Shearer, Lord Buckley and Steve Allen (on a rare early novelty single). Other
highlights include Weird Al'a latest polka medley, "She Left Me For A Destitute Quadriplegic Because Of The Good Sex" and "The Intergalactic
Laxative."
Oct 8, 2006
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BAD BOYS & GIRLS: Our special topic today is bad boys (and girls) - songs about criminals and
other evil people, from Jesse James to John Wayne Gacy, Jr. and including
one of the rare demo recordings made by would-be rock star and murder
mastermind Charles Manson. Other topics include viruses, germs, the Last
Saskatchewan Pirate and the legendary L. S. Bumblebee (a collector's item
by Peter Cook and Dudley Moore). Oct 1, 2006
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"WEIRD AL" INTERVIEW:Our in-studio guest this week is the man himself, the most popular artist in the entire history of the Dr Demento Show, the king of modern-day funnymusic, Mr. "Weird Al" Yankovic! Al will be premiering his latest CD,
"Straight Outta Lynwood" and telling us all about how it was made. We'll also have a nasty new song about the film industry, a pirate song or two,and a fine set of songs by the amazing Logan Whitehurst. Sep 24, 2006
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RANDOM SELECTIONS dPOD:Have you ever wished you had an mp3 player with the entire Dr Demento library? Well, here's the next best thing...Once again we entered all the
song titles into a database and asked our computer to select a bunch of songs at random. This show is the result of all that! There are songs here we haven't played in decades, and some familiar Demented hits as well. Sep 17, 2006
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FOOTBALL: The Dr. Demento Show salutes football this week! In addition to all-time
comedy classics from George Carlin, Bill Cosby and Tom Lehrer we'll dig out
some long-forgotten pop and novelty songs about the game, including Randy
Newman's very first record. Of course we'll hear Andy Griffith's famous
football routine...but we'll also hear a much earlier Jewish version of the
same tall tale! Sep 10, 2006
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STAR TREK:
Happy 40th Birthday, Star Trek! We celebrate the anniversary of the
original series debut with an hour of Star Trek-inspired demented discs,
including a special all-time all-Star Trek funny five. We'll also
celebrate Labor Day with the famous "Bricklayer's Story" and other fun
songs about working, and we'll welcome another song from "Weird Al"
Yankovic's forthcoming CD "Straight Outta Lynwood." Sep 3, 2006
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BACK TO SCHOOL: It's back to school on this week's Dr Demento show...with scholastic comedy classics by Cheech & Chong, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Tom Lehrer, Frank Zappa, Adam Sandler and more. We also stick it to Mel Gibson, Lindsay Lohan and other naughty celebrities, and we'll also discover the surprising inspiration for Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison Blues." Aug 27, 2006
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MEEEEOW!: Cats take over the show this week, with a half hour of klassik
kitty ditties like "The Robot Cat," "I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat"
and "My Cat
Is Afraid Of The Vacuum Cleaner." Mel Gibson gets a Dr. Demento salute with
two new songs about his Malibu malaprops. We'll also celebrate Nothingness
Day with The Fugs, and bring back funny favorites by Stan Freberg and the
"Park Avenue Hillbillie" Dorothy Shay. Aug 20, 2006
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ARF! It's our annual Dr Demento dog show: In honor of the Dog Days of summer, Frank Zappa, Ray Stevens, Davy Jones (of the Monkees, not the
Caribbean), Soupy Sales, Homer & Jethro and many more join our Demented
salute to Man's Best Friend. Other highlights include a new English version
of that scandalous French heavy-breathing song, "Je t'aime, moi non plus",
and new songs entitled "Taxidermal Therapy," "Jewish Is Trendy" and "Tom
Cruise." Aug 13, 2006
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SPECIAL TOPIC 1986: Blow Me Down, Paranoimia, Ukrainian Uranium Bread, Christmas at Ground Zero, Life Sucks, Then You Die, Big Butt Aug 6, 2006
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COWS AND COWBOYS: are our special topic, with "Werecow," "A Cowboy Needs A Horse" and lots more beef on the hoof. Also Worm Quartet's new "I'm Not A Girl" and other songs of gender confusion, and an amazing early song by
Barry "Eve of Destruction" McGuire. Jul 30, 2006
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AIRPLANES: are our topic this week, featuring "PMS Airlines," "Heavin' On A
Jet Plane" and other songs and comedy you won't hear on any airline's headsets. Also "A Pervert's Life," "Party In My Pants" and the 40th anniversary of "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!"
Jul 23, 2006
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FAST FOOD: (and a large orange drink - SAY IT! DRINK!) We explore the deeper meanings of burgers, hot dogs and tacos. Also: more new Tiny Songs by Logan Whitehurst, plus Hot Jewish Chicks, Boobs A Lot, and a Fungus Among Us. Jul 16, 2006
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TELEVISION: Schweepies, Penguin On The T.V., Vanna, Pick Me A Letter, Tele-Vee-Shun, Frank's 2000" TV, We Love Barney Fife, Hey Captain Jack! Jul 9, 2006
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4TH JULY 06: To celebrate the Fourth of July, here's Dr. Demento's annual All-American
Show. We'll celebrate outdoor barbecues, beer, mosquitoes, fire ants,Elvis, and Captain Jack in this free-wheeling funny music extravaganza.
Other highlights include "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" (the show's #1 song of 2006 thus far), "Pukin' In The Parkin' Lot" and "Hot
Jewish Chicks." Jul 2, 2006
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This is a special show for "Weird Al" Yankovic fans...along with his latest
song "You're Pitiful" (which had to be dropped from his forthcoming album
for legal reasons) we'll hear, in its entirety as he recorded it in 1976 at
age 16, the first Alfred Yankovic song ever played on the air, "Belvedere
Cruisin'." The latter is part of a full hour of songs that were big on the
Dr Demento show in the year 1976, including "Stardrek," "Disco Tech" and
"Junk Food Junkie." Jun 25, 2006
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FATHER'S DAY:Happy Father's Day from Dr. Demento! Father's Day humor tends to be
somewhat less respectful than what you might hear on Mother's Day..."When The Mush Begins To Rush Down Father's Vest," for instance, or Brian
Wilson's ode to his father Murry, "I'm Bugged At My Old Man." We'll also hear Shel Silverstein's "Father Of A Boy Named Sue," and a song that gets right down to the heart of fatherhood, "I'm Gonna Procreate" by Worm Quartet. We'll also hear, among many others, Stan Freberg's very first hit record, "John and Marsha," and that Odd Couple Tony Randall and Jack Klugman singing "When Banana Skins Are Falling, I'll Come Sliding Back To You." Jun 18, 2006
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MARRIAGE:It's June, and marriage is the theme. Shel Silverstein, Carla ulbrich, Jackie Gleason and Worm Quartet contribute Jun 11, 2006
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TRAINS:Dr Demento has been a train buff since boyhood, with some special favorite funny train tunes, "The Railroad Comes Through The Middle Of The House", "Down By The Station", Tiny Tim's long-lost cover of the Doors' "People Are Strange," songs about potatoes, and (by popular demand) "Spliceway
to Heaven," where dozens of classic rockers substitute their own vocals for Robert Plant's, one word at a time. Jun 4, 2006
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SUMMER: Smut, The White Stuff, Nincompoop's Have All The Fun, Nude, Tie Me Surfer Board Down Sport, Rock Lobster May 28, 2006
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HIPPIES: The Byrds, The Beatles, The Mothers Of Invention May 21, 2006
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MOTHERHOOD-Uncensored: Puking In A Naked Girl's Bed, I Am Not A Terrorist, It's Still Billy Joel To Me, New Frantics CD, Three Satires of George w. Bush May 14, 2006
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WB02 - UNCENSORED WEB ONLY SHOW: They Wouldn't Lick Bush, Stickball, Childhood, Crepitation Contest, May 9, 2006
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RANDOM D-Pod: Eat it, Wreck the Malls, One Hen, The Ballad of Gumby, Reinstalling Windows May 7, 2006
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FAVORITE DRUG: Gentry's Gin, Chug-A-Lug,I Like Beer, Hangover
9 Coronas Apr 30, 2006
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ALCOHOL: Star Wars Cantina, Beer, It was a Very Good Beer Apr 23, 2006
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EASTER AND FERTILITY SONGS: Chocolate Is fine, In The Mood, Kiss This (Hey IRS), (These Eggs Were) Born To Run Apr 16, 2006
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DR. DEMENTO WEB SHOW UNCENSORED:
Specifically created for web use only. Sit On My Face, Party In My Pants, Big, Bad Johnson Apr 10, 2006
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ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLES: Teeth Clenched, Alien Jam, Everybody's Queer, Lesbians on TV Apr 9, 2006
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CARTOONS (Part2): My Bed Is A Boat, Kill The Wabbit, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, See an Elephant Fly Apr 2, 2006
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CARTOONS: Puddy Tat,Believe in Bugs,Popeye, Betty Boop Mar 26, 2006
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SALUTE TO SPRINGTIME: Springtime for Hitler, Poisoning Pigeons, Tennessee Bird Walk Mar 19, 2006
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SAINT PATRICK'S DAY: Cheney's Got a Gun,Shove a Shillelagh, The Hunting Song Mar 12, 2006
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COMPUTERS: Dungeons and Dragons, Soft Wars,Engineers' Rap Mar 5, 2006
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A DRUG: Caffeine, The Coffee Song, Too Much Coffee, Proper Cup of Coffee Feb 26, 2006
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PRESIDENTS - Brokeback Mountain, The Liar Sleeps tonight, My Daddy is President Feb 19, 2006
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Valentine 06 - Love You Ti-Vo, Love in a Suburu, Valentine's Day Song Feb 12, 2006
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Random Songs from Y to B - 1974 to Now Feb 5, 2006
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Happy Chinese New Year! 2006 Jan 29, 2006
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DIETING: Pencil Neck Geek, Diet Song, Grapefruit Diet, Eat Too Much, The Jedi Drinking Song Jan 22, 2006
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Interview with Allan Sherman's Son - Robert Sherman Jan 15, 2006
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Top 25 of 2005 Uncensored Jan 1, 2006
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SUPERHEROES: Ode To A Superhero, Super-Duper Man, Hey Batman!, Particle Man,Super Hero Blues Nov 27, 2005
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THINKING BIG (Bounce your Boobies, Fat, Big 10-inch) Oct 16, 2005
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LITTLE THINGS: (boobs-a-lot,
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STUPIDITY: Dare To Be Stupid, Serenade To A Jerk, My Clone Is An Idiot, Dance Like An Idiot Oct 2, 2005
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ALIENS & UFO's: Send The Marines, Earth Girls Are Easy, The Flying Saucer (part 1&2), Aliens Really Stink Sep 25, 2005
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BAD PEOPLE: World is Full of Bastards, You Got Your Baby Back, Gimme the Head of Old Bin Laden Sep 18, 2005
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MEDICAL DEMENTIA: Hardware Store, Rap Institute of America, TV Mama, Punk Rock Heaven, Space Jam, Puking in the Parking Lot, Alone Again, Outside the Hospital, Prednisone, Goodness Gracious Me, Working Where the Sun Don't Shine, 2600, Dumbledore Sep 11, 2005
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LABOR DAY 0536: Alone Again, Are You Lonesome Tonight (laughing), My Clone is an Idiot, Sinister Lunchmeat, Swift Kick in the Rear, Dog Eat Dog, When I'm Cleaning Windows, I'll Never Work There Anymore, Coffee, Lunchlady Land, My Attorney Bernie, Bricklayer, 1955, Vader Boy Sep 4, 2005
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COLLEGE FOOTBALL: Rejected Commercial Jingles, Jedi Drinking Song, Booty Man, Star Wars Prequel Homesick Blues, Space Jam, College Life, Roommate from Hell, Day of the Game, Football is the Game of the Lord, Lonesome Kicker, Chainsaw Juggler, You Won't Succeed on Broadway Aug 28, 2005
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VACATION: Beam me up Scotty, Bedrock Rap, 1955, Shaving Cream, Abalone, Pillsbury Cookie Dough, Christmas Season, I Need a Vacation, There's a Baby on the Plane, Cloud 9 Motel, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Axel F, I Got Crabs from Darth Vader, Dumbledore Aug 7, 2005
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SUMMER CAMP: In Heaven There is no Beer, If I Only Had a Plan, Nigel, Library, Those Were the Days, 1955, We Are Dead, Dumbledore, Be Prepared, Madalena Hadalena, Great Green Gobs, Dunderbeck's Machine, Hole in the Bucket, I Got Crabs from Darth Vader Jul 17, 2005
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ADVERTISING: Guitar Comics, Sympathy for George Lucas, 1955, Walk on the Kosher Side, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Commercials on 45, Billboard Song, Bear Whiz Beer, Mrs. Fletcher, Sales Pitch, I Like You, I Got Crabs from Darth Vader Jul 10, 2005
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DR. DEMENTO'S ZOO: Curly Shuffle, Cause I'm a Blonde, I Wear Cologne, You Won't Succeed on Broadway, Reasons to be Miserable, Little Hybrid, Cheese Boogie Deluxe, Kitten is Angry, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, 99 Dead Baboons, Gnu Song, Nellie the Elephant, Vader Boy, Epithets, Anakin May 22, 2005
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DR. DEMENTO'S FARM: Kitten is Angry, Food of Choice, Turdy Point Buck, Vader Boy, Old MacDonald Had a Farm, I am Cow, Down on the Electronic Farm, In the Mood, Baa Baa Black Sheep, Psycho Chicken, We Couldn't Start the Tractor, Marvin, Anakin, Devil Went to Jamaica May 15, 2005
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