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D-POD 0718:Here we go again with another "D-Pod Shuffle" show...it's like giant mp3 player picking songs at random from all the thousands of songs played on the Dr Demento show since it began in 1970. You'll hear some of the all-time Demented hits along with songs that have only been played once or twice before, illuminated with Dr. Demento's unique insights. May 6, 2007
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D-POD SHUFFLE 0928: By popular demand, here's another "D-Pod Shuffle" show, where I let my computer pick songs at random. Instead of the logical thought progressions and harmonious segues that I normally take pride in, this one takes us all over the place. New, old, loud, soft, nice, nasty, profound, stoopid, whatever! Great fun! Don't miss "Star Trek-A-Polka," which hasn't been heard for over 20 years. In the online-only segment we'll hear two (2) vintage episodes of the dreaded Audio Torture Chamber, plus perhaps the darkest piece of dark comedy I've ever played on the show ("Answering Machine" is not recommended for children!!!) Jul 12, 2009
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D-POD SHUFFLE 1010: By popular demand, the "D-Pod Shuffle" rides again. In other words, the songs on this show are chosen at random from the vastness of the Demento Archives. Along with familiar items we have songs that haven't been heard in ten, twenty years or more, and a lot you won't find anywhere else, even online. The bonus tracks have more of the same but even stranger, including "Clothes of the Dead" (by a one-off group featuring Penn Jillette of Penn & Teller), Paul McCartney's kid brother "Mike McGear"(singing a song co-written by Paul), and a pair of especially wondrous vaudeville bits from 1916 by Mr. Robert J. Wildhack. Mar 7, 2010
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D-POD SHUFFLE 1021: The D-Pod Shuffle strikes again! Once again the entire show (except for the Demented News) was picked at random from our library. Here are hilarious hits and magnificent misses from all the years of Dementia. The bonus tracks have more of the same, including a few tracks heard only once before in the earliest years of the show, and, as a "bonus bonus," two remarkable cover versions of "Cigareets, Whuskey and Wild, Wild Women." May 23, 2010
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Daily Dose Of Dementia (Apr. 12 93 to May 7 93): Tibetan Memory Trick, Drunks, Chelsea in Diguise, Mr. Wizard & Timmy, Elmer Fudd Sings Fire, Baseball & Football, Flying, Parenting, Excuse Me, Smoke, Driving, Firecracker Mishap, Happy Darling, Mrs. Dead Pigeon, Argument Clinic, Sneakers, Disc Jockeys, California Earthquake, Movie Snacks, Mom Always liked You Best Apr 12, 1993
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Daily Dose Of Dementia (Feb. 15 93 to Mar. 12 93): Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Rock Stars, Lady I Know, You Were Speeding, Bathroom on the Right, George Washington, Reggae Popeye, Smoke, 2000-year-old Man, Scotsman, Lane Experts, His Majesty the Policeman, Delivery, Africa, Mick Jagger at 49, Battered Plants, Fatal Beatings, Should Pads, Frazzled, Driving Feb 15, 1993
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Daily Dose Of Dementia (Jan. 18 93 to Feb. 12 93): Hair Piece, Sister Mary Elephant, Kidnapped, PMS Airlines, Fat Man's Prayer, Pet Shop, Jimmy Peterson, No Anchovies Please, Car Noises, Abominable Snowman, White House, Traffic, Fast Food, Tonto's Cowboy Bank, Gospel Maniacs, Diet Song, Cooking, Noah, Moose Goosers Jan 18, 1993
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Daily Dose Of Dementia (Mar. 15 93 to Apr. 9 93): Gas Station Wash Room, Conflict, Stairway to Heaven, Bedtime Story, First Drink, Stress, Mr. Veedle, Headache Remedy, In the Mood, L.A. Riots, Money Song, Shop, Blondes, Itchy Twitchy Spot, No Smoking, Dentist, Man's Best Friend, Kmart Blues, Science Fiction Film, Rogaine Mar 15, 1993
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DANCE 1510: It's a Demented Dance Party this week, with the Funky Gibbon, the Masochism Tango, the Punk Polka, the Punk Square Dance and others even more demented! Also a tribute to Leonard Nimoy. Mar 7, 2015
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Dance of the Hours, Old Gray Mare, Witch Doctor, Reefer Man, Smoke that Cigarette, I ate the Baloney, Night after Night, Casey at the Bat, Can Broadway do without Us?, Tiptoe Through the Tulips with Me, Fat Man's Prayer, Making Love in a Subaru, Fish Heads, In the Mood May 27, 1979
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DANCE PART 2 1524: Demented Dance Party 2015 rides again! The sequel to our March 7 show has even more booty-busters and brain-shakers for your dancing and Dementing pleasure - plus the Logan Awards winners. Jun 13, 2015
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DANCE PARTY: Rhapsody from Hunger, Russian Bandstand, Like a Dribbling Fram, Donna Summer on the Radio, Along Came Jones, Mildred our Choir Director, Punk Polka, I Can't Dance, Madison Time, Masochism Tango, Mystery Dance, Funky Gibbon, Ikey & Mikey, Kinko the Clown Aug 21, 1983
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Dancing Fool, Never Gonna Dance, Omar the Vampire, Inflation, Pot Party, Brush up Your Shakespeare, Joltin Joe Dimaggio, Ballad of Fearless Dwight, Headaches, Serious, Lily the Pink, Wyatt Earp Makes me Burp, I Hear Horses, My Name is Larry, Rubber Biscuit Apr 1, 1979
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Dancing in the Dark, Lady Madonna, Virgin Madonna, Ballad of Hall & Oates, My Toot Toot, Nobody's Business but my Own, I'm Tough, Make my Day, California Kid, Me Encanta Reseda, Girl with Three Blue Eyes, Vatican Rag, World is Mine May 19, 1985
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DANCING: Rosie Don't Bang on the Piano, Dollar a Gallon, First Lady, Country Music is Here to Stay, Hockey Night in Canada, There Was a Fungus Among us, Reluctant Cannibal, Old Sow Song, Time Warp Dance Medley, I Can't Dance, Amazing Man, Fish Heads, Dancing Fool May 6, 1979
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Darktown Poker Club, Wong Song, If You're a Viper, Everybody Wants my Fanny, Light my Fire Jan 5, 1975
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DAVID BRENNER INTERVIEW: This is the Life, Time Warp, Obscene Phone Call, Elderly Man River, Skinny Girls, You Can Leave Your Hat On, Do You Brush your Teeth, Silicon Valley Guy, Knight Rider Christmas, Exercise til you Die, Mrs. Dead Pigeon, Mule Train, One Less Jogger on the Road, Cemetery Girls, Wet Dream Dec 2, 1984
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Davy's Dinghy, Tennessee Bird Walk, Boy Wonder I Love You, Sister Mary Elephant, Roger Boom, Ape Call, Dirty old Man, High School Gym, Sidewalk Surfin, Super Skier, Masochism Tango, What it Was Was Football, Pencil Neck Geek, My Dead Dog Rover Dec 3, 1978
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DAWS BUTLER INTERVIEW: Buckwheat Toupee, Su-sushio, I'm not Home Right Now, Short People, Maternity Girl, Rapping Nerd, Yogi Bear theme, Person to Person, Purple Rain, ABC's of Dead Russian Leaders Sep 29, 1985
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DAWS BUTLER INTERVIEW: Mr. Roberts, Lox Radio Theater, Golden Spike, St. James Infirmary, Philadelphia Lawyer, Mr. Gallagher and Mr. Shean, I Live in a Split-Level Head, Beatles at Three Mile Island, Cocaine Blues Jul 15, 1979
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DEAD ALEWIVES INTERVIEW: I Don't Wanna do That, I Won't Grow up, Yellow Septran Bus, Spare Parts, Ballad of William Robinson, Intergalactic Laxative, My Baby Loves a Bunch of Authors, I Got a Wife, Answering Machine, Dungeons and Dragons, Kill the Rabbit, Cows with Guns Apr 20, 1997
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Death Jam, Love in Bloom, Seduced, Paralyzed, This Song is Boring, Repetition, We all Scream for Ice Cream, Dallas, All about Music, Raspberry Song, No Beer in Heaven, Teenage Lobotomy, Hamster Love, Bicycle Seat, Space Invaders Mar 29, 1981
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DEE-JAYS PART 1 ON KMET: Christmas Carol, Cows Don't Fly, This Bus Won't go to War, Christmas Greetings 1967, 12 Days of Christmas, Crazy People, Run Paint Run, Fish License, Nighthawk Blues, Mr. Radio Man, Stay-up Stan, DJ Theme Song, Chaos, Old Payola Roll Blues, Ajax Liquor Store, What is a DJ, He Ate too Many Jelly Doughnuts Dec 7, 1980
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DEE-JAYS PART 2 ON KMET: Do You Think I'm Disco, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, 50 Ways to Beat your Lover, Tibetan Memory Trick, Wet T-Shirt Night, Smut, Hollywood Holiday, Long Beach, El Monte, Azusa, Me and my Vibrator, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Rubber Biscuit, Space Invaders, Another one Rides the Bus Dec 7, 1980
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Delicious, Give me that Old Unemployment, Tall People, Argument Clinic, I am Whale, Sinister Lunch Meat, Looney Toon, Mummy, If, Donald Where's Your Trousers, Mongoloid, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Mahna Mahna, Stardrek, Ballad of Irving Mar 5, 1978
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DEMENTED BLUES: 2001 Sprach Kazoostra, Vulcan Mind Meld, Generic Blues Jan 7, 2001
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DEMENTED BLUES: Generic Blues, Alphabet Song, Ukelele Blues, Down with V-E-G, Vegetables, Woke up this Morning, Masked Man, God Told me to Rob the 7-11, Blind Melon, Bear Whiz Beer, High Tech Redneck, Politically Correct, Person to Person, Alligator Wine, Pale Blues, Lunchlady Land Apr 24, 1994
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DEMENTED CHRISTMAS PICKS 1982: Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer, Wreck the Halls, My Two Front Teeth, I Found the Brains of Santa Claus, CHRISTMAS 1971 (songs only, announcements missing): Christmas Island, Donde Esta Santa Claus, Chipmunk Song, Captain Santa Claus, Is Santa Claus Coming to Stay?, Santa's Beard, Run Rudolph Run, WITH STEVEN CLEAN 1972 (songs only, announcements missing): I'm Gonna Keep my Hair Parted, Way I Feel, You'd Be Surprised (TOTAL TIME APPROXIMATELY ONE HOUR) Dec 10, 1982
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DEMENTED COUNTRY MUSIC: Neil Young, Hay Fever Song, Give me the Carcass of Ernie Banks, Road Kill, Arnold Rap, Log Theme, They Whack Balls, I Hate Country, Country Music is Here to Stay, Prisoner's Song, One Piece at a Time, You Never Even Called me by my Name, Hey Batman 92, Smells Like Nirvana Aug 23, 1992
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DEMENTED DANCE PARTY 0822: This week's show features a Demented Dance Party. Let's do the Time Warp again...along with the Funky Gibbon, the Punk Polka and the Curly Shuffle. The bonus online segment features some vintage dance instruction records, in a montage narrated by Dr. D quite a long time ago. Also note the Weird Al rarity in segment 2. Jun 1, 2008
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Demented Love Songs 2000 Feb 13, 2000
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DEMENTED LOVE SONGS 2006: Can a song (or a person) be both Deeeeeeeeemented and romantic? Check out this week's show for more than 90 minutes of deeeemented love songs, plus the Demented year 1975 and other surprises. Feb 8, 2020
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DEMENTED LOVE SONGS 2207: Along with our customary program of Demented love songs, I have two very exciting premieres! A brand-new song by the Knuckleheadz...AND a new National Anthem of the Land of Deementia, "Born Weird" by Nerf Herder, featuring an accordion solo by Weird Al himself! Stream it now at www.drdemento.com. Feb 12, 2022
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DEMENTED PLACES: Pull My Finger, Born in East L.A., Star Wars Cantina Nov 26, 2000
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DEMENTED POLITICS: In the Mood, She Won't French Kiss, What I Believe, I Want a Man, Too Young to Date, Just Wanna be Cool, Bringing me Back Today, Idi Amin, Religion & Politics, Presidential Handicap, 2 Cows, Tricky Dicky Rock & Roll, Ronnie vs. Fritz, Rodeo Song, Rapmaster Ronnie, Boogie in your Butt Nov 4, 1984
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DEMENTED ROCK & ROLL: Boris The Spider, Mother's Lament, Plexiglass Toilet, Bein' Green May 14, 1995
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DEMENTED ROCK SONGS: My Mother is a Space Cadet, Bounce your Boobies, These Eggs Were Born to Run, Whiskey for Breakfast, Boogie in your Butt, Bad Darth, Friends, Bugs, Proud Mary, Are you Lonesome Tonight, Squirrels, Fire Water Burn, Cows with Guns May 11, 1997
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DEMENTED SERIOUS SINGERS: Are You Lonesome Tonight, Plexiglass Toilet, Friends, Bugs Sep 12, 1999
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DEMENTED SIDE OF COMMUNISM: Gas Money, Russian Band Stand, Hole in the Iron Curtain, In Russia May 1, 2005
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DEMENTED SONGS BY ROCK AND ROLL ARTISTS: Kinko The Clown, One Piece At A Time, Spam, I Lost On Jeopardy, Purple People Eater, Entering Marion Nov 13, 1994
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Demented Valentine 1998 Inflatable Girlfriend,Li'l Red Riding Hood, Bouffant Feb 8, 1998
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DEMENTIA FROM THE EIGHTS 1822: We celebrate some "8" years - 1948, 1958 (big year for novelty hits), 1968 (50 years ago!), 1978 (another banner year for Demented music), 1998 and 2008. Jun 2, 2018
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DEMOS FOR RADIO STATIONS 1974-1982: 1974 short demo, 1977 short demo, 1978 short ad, 1981 long demo, 1982 long demo (NOTE: sources and sound quality vary) Apr 2, 1974
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DEMOS FOR RADIO STATIONS 1984-1990: 1984 short demo, 1986 long U.K. demo, 1990 long demo (NOTE: sources and sound quality vary) Dec 31, 1984
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DENTISTRY/ELECTION 1241: Double feature this week - topic #1 is dentistry, topic #2 is the coming election (plus some electoral blasts from the past). The subjects may be painful, but that only makes the songs funnier! Also some requests, and a tribute to Sheriff John. Language: PG-13. Oct 13, 2012
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DENTISTS: Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Winona's Song, Random Drug Testing, Stoned People, Suspenders, Fowl Wind, Ikey & Mikey, Almost Degraded, Andy the Dentist, Painless Dentist, Cavity Search, Dentist, Harry Potter, God is In, Sounds of Sinus, D & D Jan 12, 2003
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Der Fuehrer's Face, Battle of New Orleans, Child Support Blues, What a Crazy Guy, Bowling USA, She's Big & Round, Honey Earthers, 14, Beans, Crepitation Contest, Boa Constrictor, Rapping Nerd, Boogie in your Butt, Ice Box Man, Mr. Comet, Time Warp, Rock me Jerry Lewis Mar 23, 1986
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Der Fuehrer's Face, Bounce your Boobies, Mr. Custer, I Love Me, Walter Wart the Freaky Frog, Some People Think Chickens Have Lips, I've Never Seen a Straight Banana, Cohen on the Telephone, Hello This isn't Anna, Dirty Don, Chula Vista, Gumball Wizard, Lumberjack Song, Hamster Love May 7, 1978
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DETECTIVES: Mellow Yellow, Barbecue Spuds McKenzie, Earthquake Song, Little Red Rooster, I'm Gonna Be a Country Queen, Here I Am, Lounge Pianist's Lament, Up on my Toes, radio theme medley, Big Heat, Further Adventures of Nick Danger, Adam West, Star Trekkin', Touch Yourself, Penis Envy Jan 29, 1989
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Deteriorata, Cow Pasture Polka, I Got Stoned and I Missed it, Mr. Roberts, Young Love, Strip Polka, Wet T-shirt Night, Alfred Packer, Copycat, Star Trip, Middle of the House, I Gotta Get a Fake I.D., 15 Beers Ago, My Radiation, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Deep in the Heart of Jersey, My Bologna Jan 20, 1980
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DEVO INTERVIEW: Fruit Song, Bear, Pollution, Breakfast Conversation, Working in a Coal Mine, Strange Pursuit, Sink the Bismark, First Date, Neanderthal Love, Big Jog, Blowing Bubble Gum, Cinderella, Dust up his Nose, My Dead Dog Rover, Sweet Transvestite Jul 8, 1979
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DIETING 1103: The second half of this show is especially for everyone who made a New Year's resolution to lose weight. Aren't diets a riot? We also deal with wizards and lizards, crabs and alligators, lasagna and pizza, trash and garbage. Jan 15, 2011
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DIETING 1502: How are your new year's resolutions doing? We'll lend a bit of musical moral support with funny diet songs by Weird Al, Shel Silverstein, Allan Sherman, Larry Groce, The Amazing Onionheads and many more. Jan 10, 2015
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DIETING 2128: As some of us are trying to shed the pounds we added during the long months of lockdown, here's some musical motivation! I also have the five nominees for the Logan Award for best song parody of 2020, plus Stan Freberg's hilarious backhand tribute to Lawrence Welk and other goodies. Note: "Car Keys" and "The Captain's Wife's Lament" have some adult humor. drdemento.com Jul 10, 2021
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DIETING: Eat too Much, Ooh Don't Touch That, Life Sucks then You Die, Laptop Unit, Diet Song, You People are Fat, Just Elvis, Fat Man's Prayer, Snack by Snack, Housewives on Diet Pills, Stacy Brown's Got Two, They're Coming to Take me Away in Spanish, I Hope you Got Fat, Wizard of Arkansoz, Help I'm White and I Can't Get Down Jan 17, 1993
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DIETING: Pencil Neck Geek, Diet Song, Grapefruit Diet, Eat Too Much, The Jedi Drinking Song Jan 22, 2006
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DIETING: Prosthetic Brain, There's a new Sound, Oops I Farted Again, French Toast Man, Because we Can, Martian March, Your Thong, Fat as I am, Junkfood Junkie, Diet Song, Drinking Man's Diet, Too Fat Polka, You can Eat Dog Food, Fat Man's Prayer, F. People, Tribal Council, Viagra in the Water Jan 25, 2004
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DINNER MUSIC: Martian Hop, Martian March, Space Invaders, I Want my Baby Back, Turning Japanese, Old Dope Peddler, Sophie Tucker for President, Communist Love Song, Gooey Duck Song, Nuts, Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Smoke that Cigarette, In Heaven There is no Beer, Making Love in a Subaru, Who's on First, Pencil Neck Geek Sep 28, 1980
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DINNER WITH THE DOC: Temptation, Was I Drunk, Headaches, Jolly Green Giant, Pickle in the Middle, Sit on a Sandwich, Rutabaga Boogie, Elephant Song, Scare the Hell out of Me, Abdul Abulbul Amir, Freckle Song, Marvin, Deteriorata, It's a Gas Aug 10, 1975
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Dirty Old Man, I'm a Lonely Petunia in an Onion Patch, Suicide is Painless, What me Worry, Funniest Song in the World, Two Black Crows, Man on Page 602, Stash City High School, Be Prepared, Them Poems, It's a Gas, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent Jan 11, 1976
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Dirty old Man, Telephone Man, Be Prepared, Japanese Banana, I'm my own Grandpa, Boa Constrictor, Copycat Game, You'd Look Swell in Nothing, Sideboard Song, Intoxicated Rat, Leader of the Laundromat, Something's in the Bag, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Sister Mary Elephant Feb 3, 1980
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Dirty old Man, Under the Table with Her, Jolly Green Giant, Little Blue Man, Nola, Nixorcist, Normal, Cocktails for Two, Tennessee Bird Walk, Prince's Panties, Marie Provost, Clone of my Own, Argument Clinic, Hamster Love, Gumball Wizard Jun 18, 1978
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DISCO (KLSX LIVE): Hello I Love You, Bounce your Boobies, Domination Pizza, Probing Andromeda, I Think I'm a Clone Now, Happy Birthday, Casey at the Bat, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Disco Duck, Disco Tech, Disco Boy, Disco Toilet, Lasagna, Spock Rap, Fat Jun 5, 1988
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DIVORCE: Leaving on a Death Plane, Virgil & the Moonshot, Ape Call, Flush your Mind, Man Song, I'm Tough, Mothra, Creep the Tragic Cockroach, I Couldn't Spell ..., You Don't Love me Anymore, She got the Goldmine, Divorce, One More Minute, Istanbul, Bulbous Bouffant, Star Wars Cantina Apr 27, 1997
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DO-WOP: Happy Boy, Wrong Song, Honeymooner's Rap, What if Your Girlfriend was Gone, Toe to Toe with the H.M.O., What I Want is a Proper Cup of Coffee, On the Good Ship Lollipop, Rip Van Winkle, Mr. Bass Man, Charva, Rubber Biscuit, Your Horoscope for Today, Ode to my Car, Albuquerque, Viagra in the Waters Jan 9, 2000
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DOC GUESTING ON WEIRD AL'S COLLEGE STATION: Boobs a Lot, Up in Smoke, Hello DJ, Dust up his Nose, Naked Man, It's a Gas, Beam me up Scotty Dec 7, 1978
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DOC ON KUSC CLASSICAL: Hallelujah, Masochism Tango, Elderly Man River, Ying Tong Song, Word Crimes, Silly Walks, Fake Adult, Pico & Sepulveda, Laughing Record (ONE HOUR ONLY) Dec 31, 2014
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DOC WITH LARYNGITIS: Like a Dribbling Fram, Led Zeppelin Medley, Music Sex & Cookies, They Had a Merry Christmas, Got my Mind Set on You, Shel Silverstein songs including Smoke-Off Dec 6, 1987
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DOC'S BIRTHDAY PART 1: My Dingaling, King Tut's Back, Clone of my Own, I'll Show you the Way, Ikey & Mikey, Hello This isn't Anna, You Need Feet, Gooey Duck Song, Who's on First, Joe Bean, Happy Birthday, Short Dresses Apr 2, 1978
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DOC'S BIRTHDAY PART 2: Take a Giant Step, If I had a Woman, Waiting Hesitating, Pale Blues, Transfusion, Close Encounters, Horse of Course, Dance of the Hours, Frosty the Dopeman, Sweet Transvestite, Ballad of Irving Apr 2, 1978
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DOCTORS 1110: The Doctor of Funny Music celebrates all those other Doctors this week, along with hospitals, diseases, transfusions, everything medical...including a salute to Hadacol, the alcoholic vitamin tonic that swept the nation in 1949-51. Mar 5, 2011
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DOCTORS 1436: Dr. Demento salutes **medical** doctors this week (and nurses, and hospitals, and medicine in general). Also a mini-flashback to 1974 with Harry the Hipster. Sep 6, 2014
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DOCTORS 1909: Today Dr. Demento salutes doctors of medicine (and nurses too) along with some of the more amusing things that come up while they work to repair our bodies. Lots of requests, oddities and rarities in the first hour. Mar 2, 2019
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Does the Spearmint Lose it's Flavor?, Boy Scouts, Look at me I'm Sandra Dee, Drowning in the Surf, Tie me Surfer Board Down Sport, Burn me in my Shades, 4000 Years Ago, 2000 Year-old Man, Sidewalk Surfing, Inka Dinka Doo, Twisted Aug 17, 1975
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DOG DAYS: How I Spent my Summer Vacation, I Am Woman, People's Court, I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts, Madonna and the Music Critic, Old Man of the Mountain, Missing Commandments, Beverly Hills Blues, She Looks like Helen Brown, Elevator to Menswear, Mad Dogs and Englishmen, My Dead Dog Rover, Ralph & Herbie, Marvin, Dare to be Stupid, Roaches, Candy Wrapper (MONO ONLY) Aug 24, 1986
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DOG DAYS: Sunday Driving, Road Rager, Boobs and Butts on the Beach, Johnny Passed Away, Sneaky Snake, Ballad of Gumby, Ralph & Herbie, Butt Scooting Boogie, White Fang, Saga of Rex, Dog Police, Chainsaw Juggler, Suicide Hotline Aug 12, 2001
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DOGGIE DITTIES: Them Dog Kickers, Don't Pet The Dog, Doggie Doo, Doggie Doo Blues Aug 18, 1996
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Doggie Doo, Pickle in the Middle, Marvin, Flakes, Bury me in my Shades, Buffalo, Psycho, Marching to Bedlam, Ain't we Crazy, Three Blind Mice, Three Drunk Newts, Ain't it a Beauty, Cretin Hop, Hamster Love, Herbert the Pervert, Dancing Fool, My Dead Dog Rover Apr 29, 1979
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DOGGIE SONGS: (First two hr syndicated show)- Man's Best Friend, Our Hour, The Ballad Of Runt, Doggie In The Window Sep 1, 1974
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DOGS & CATS 1433: Songs about dogs, cats, and dogs and cats together (with very little duplication of our dog and cat shows from last August) plus a Robin Williams tribute. Aug 16, 2014
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DOGS & CATS 1732: Our more or less annual celebration of dog days and cat days. Recognizing that many listeners share their homes with both species, the Demented dog and cat songs are integrated this time! We also salute Elvis, commemorating the 40th anniversary of the King's departure for realms unknown. Aug 12, 2017
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DOGS & CATS 1833: It's the dog days of August, and the cat days too! We celebrate both on this week's new show. Lots of funny people songs too, including "She Got a Nose Job" and other nasal melodies, "It's Hot As Balls Outside" and introducing "Harry Poppins." Aug 18, 2018
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DOGS 0932: We salute the dog days of summer with our more or less annual Dr. Demento dog show. Here are more canine classics than we've ever had on a single show, with even more doggie ditties featured in the bonus segment. Dr. Demento Debuts include "Platform Wars," the definitive spoof of those Mac Vs. PC commercials, and the PG-13 rated "Sex Positions Song." (With the title words masked, the latter sounds like delightful nonsense). Aug 9, 2009
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DOGS 1033: Our annual dog show, just in time for the Dog Days. Very different from last year's dog show, with only a few songs repeated. Also a tribute to Mitch Miller, who was a brilliant and highly successful record producer, and a superb classical musician, years before "Sing Along with Mitch." And, in the bonus tracks, Allan Sherman's very first record. Parental note: the s-word is heard in "Planet Dog" and in the Mitch Miller bonus track. Aug 14, 2010
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DOGS 1133: Here's a show for the dog days - 27 songs about dogs, only three of which were played on last year's dog show (8-14-2010). Also: Luke Ski's new tribute to Monty Python, a tip of the top hat to Jerry Lewis, and some new bonus tracks not recommended for children. Aug 13, 2011
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DOGS 1332: We celebrate the dog days of August with some demented doggie ditties! The amazing interactions of humanity with dogdom (caninity?) are the subject of songs and comedy bits from the heartwarming to the scathing. The first hour is a fantastic free-for-all. Rated PG-13. Aug 10, 2013
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DOGS 1932: The dog days are here, and the Doctor has 90 minutes of Demented dog songs and sketches for you. Plus the Ravings of John McCullough, and Whimsical Will's fateful trip down that Old Town Road! Aug 10, 2019
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DOGS 2033: This week's show goes to the dogs! The second in our series of pet shows has over an hour of Demented doggie ditties and canine classics - plus "Coughing In the Donald's Face" and other scandals. Aug 15, 2020
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DOGS 2133: Teenage Mutant Kung-fu Chickens, Surfing Bird, Oy it's so Humid, Stonk, Hillbilly Rap, Cheesehead Song, It Ain't Easy Being Male, Hot Dog Boogie, Snoopy vs. the Red Baron, Barbecue Spuds McKenzie, How Come my Dog Don't Bark, Freeze-Dried Fido, Poetic Justice Thurgood, Hey Robin, Don't Touch That, Dead Puppies Aug 14, 2021
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DOGS 2233: The dog days of summer have arrived, and we're greeting them with an hour of thoroughly Demented dog songs! We'll salute Beavis & Butt-head (yes, they're back) and Sweetie Candy Vigilante (coming soon!) Stream our crazy new show immediately at drdemento.com. Aug 13, 2022
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DOGS 2332: This week's show features a tribute to Paul Reubens (aka Pee Wee Herman), plus the five Logan Award nominees for best comedy song, and a whole bunch of funny songs about dogs! Stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Aug 12, 2023
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DOGS ON KLSX: Hot Dog Boogie, Uecker, Paralyzed, Get Out of my Lane, Sean and Madonna, Dawn of a New Day, Cosmic Debris, Mystery Train, Ollie Shred, Pit Bull Owners of Cerritos, Live Puppies, Old Shep, Dead Puppies Aug 16, 1987
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DOGS PART 2 2238: Of all the animals in the kingdom, dogs are second only to people as a subject for songs...and many of those songs are Demented! Here is another kennelful of funny canine classics. Stream them now or anytime from www.drdemento.com ! Sep 17, 2022
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DOGS/LEGENDARY STARDUST COWBOY INTERVIEW: Hot Dog Boogie, Mr. Jaws, Oosik, Face, If You Don't Like Country You Can Kiss, Big Noise from Winnetka, Ya Sure, They're Coming to Get me Again, Paralyzed, Relaxation, Bad Dog, Dogs, Mary Provost, Pit Bull Song, Stray Dog Man, Spock Rap Aug 21, 1988
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DOGS/LOOSE BRUCE KERR & HOWIE NAVE INTERVIEW: Teenage Mutant Kung-fu Chickens, Surfing Bird, Oy it's so Humid, Stonk, Hillbilly Rap, Cheesehead Song, It Ain't Easy Being Male, Hot Dog Boogie, Snoopy vs. the Red Baron, Barbecue Spuds McKenzie, How Come my Dog Don't Bark, Freeze-Dried Fido, Poetic Justice Thurgood, Hey Robin, Don't Touch That, Dead Puppies Aug 18, 1991
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DOGS: Alley Cat, Dog Ball, Hippopotamus, Little Fuzzy Animals, Jolly Green Giant, Ballad of Gumby, Religion & Politics, President Song, I Want a Man with a Slow Mind, Shakespeare Rap, Arnold Rap, Gonna Buy me a Dog, Breath of a Dog, Doggy Doo, Evelyn a Modified Dog, White Fang, Big Sniff, What Killed the Dog, My Dead Dog Rover, Shaving Cream, Happy Happy Joy Joy Aug 30, 1992
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DOGS: Dachshunds with Erections, Doggy Doo, Butt Scootin' Doggie, Dog Police, Pachelbel Aug 15, 1999
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DOGS: Delicious, Shriner's Convention, Cosmic Debris, I Want your Socks, I Shot Bambi's Mother, Hangover, Scotsman, Commercial Song, Hot Dog Boogie, Hound Dog in the Window, White Fang, Pit Bulls of L.A., Hound Dog, Gonna Buy me a Dog, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Squirrels Aug 16, 1987
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DOGS: What if your Butt was Gone, Christmas without Martha, Burn Goody Stewart, White Trash Husband, Green Garden Hose, Doggie Doo, Buy me a Dog, Mastiff, Butt Scootin Doogie, Bark Along with Cody, Bark-off, Don't Pet the Dog, Big Sniff, My Dead Dog Rover, Liar Sleeps Tonight, Sirius Black, Spongy Dance Aug 8, 2004
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Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Benny the Bouncer, Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Serenade to a Jerk, Test Tube Baby, Old Man Atom, So Long Mom, Copycat Game, Reefer Man, I Heard, Lord Mr. Ford, Doggy Doo, It's a Super Spectacular Day, Little Bit Late, Geek's Revenge, My Bologna, Spam Jan 27, 1980
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Don't Give me a Goose, Backbreaker, Tie me Kangaroo Down, I Hold Your Hand in Mine, Find her Finer, Ahab the Arab, Beat the Reaper, No Money Down, Smoky the Bear, White Christmas, Zorro, Beatles Flying Saucer, Old Ben Lucas, It's a Gas, Merry go Round, Hey Shirley, Stardrek Dec 12, 1976
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Don't Knock the Rock, Take a Gal like You, Hambone, Big Movie Show in the Sky, Mr. Hoover and Mr. Smith, Heavy Music, Somebody to Love, Fragile Child, I'm so Glad, Sweet like So, Playing with the Strings, Knees up Mother Brown, I'm Surfing, From me to You, Nina Cocka Nina Jun 4, 1972
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Donald Duck, A Goose for my Girl, Has Anybody Seen my Dog?, E-I-O, Gooey Duck Song, Gentry's Gin, Popeye Medley, Rag Mop, Are You a Turtle?, Two Black Crows, Jim Socks, Benny Bell Tribute to Dr. Demento Mar 16, 1975
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Donald Where's Your Trousers, Mediocre Fred, Disco Sucks, Grandpa Funk, Barnacle Bill the Sailor, Honky Tonk Night Train Blues, Never Smile at a Crocodile, Day in the Life of Green Acres, Uncle Buddy, Johnny Carson, Who's on First, Fish Heads, Fruit Song Jul 22, 1979
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DOO WOP: Rubber Biscuit, Betty Boop Theme, Moo Moo Song, Tiger Rag, Nature Trail to Hell, Why Won't you Come Home, Oedipus Rex, Dang me, Little Toot, Another Puff, Go Cry on Somebody Else's Shoulder, Louie Louie, Yakety Yak, 60 Minute Man, Annie had a Baby, She's Big & Round, 99 Dead Baboons Jun 24, 1984
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DOODLES WEAVER INTERVIEW (part 2): Say that You Were Teasing Me, I Lithp, The Love-in, Ode to a Loquat Tree, Student's March Song, 99 Bottles, Hosanna, My Doctor, Trepidation Contest, top ten (MONO ONLY) Jun 30, 1974
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DPOD 0809: Random choice rules on this show! All the songs were picked at random from the thousands of songs I've played since 1970, as listed on the Demented Music Database (www.dmdb.org). Among the scarcer items are Alliance's hip-hop deconstruction of "Fish Heads," Bobby Pickett and Peter Ferrara's tribute to the 1976 King Kong remake, and a 1961 single by Dick Van Dyke. Mar 2, 2008
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DR DEMENTO's BIRTHDAY 1114: This is a special show on the occasion of Dr. Demento's birthday. As you may have noticed, the Doctor is enthusiastic about a great many kinds of music. Here he gets a chance to play some of his favorite records that aren't necessarily funny or "demented" - jazz, blues, rock, even some classical. He tells us how he got interested in each particular type of music. Dr. Demento's usual insanity returns next week, along with the Demented News and the bonus tracks. Apr 2, 2011
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DR DEMENTO'S FARM 0920: We visit Dr. Demento's Farm this week - where laughter grows tall. It's our biggest-ever bumper crop of agricultural Dementia, with eight extra rural rarities in the bonus segment. Also featured is Luke Ski's tribute to Tom Lehrer, who claims to have invented the alcoholic concoction called the Jello Shot. May 17, 2009
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Dr. Demento D-Pod, 0705: By popular demand, it's - the return of the D-Pod Shuffle! We put together a list of all the songs played on the show since 1974, and picked 29 of them at random! Along with such all time hits as Deteoriorata, Wildwood Weed, and, Poisoning Pigeons In The Park, songs we haven't aired in twenty years or more. Fans of Tiny Tim, Frank Sinatra, Spike Jones and hillbilly humor should be especially delighted with what we turned up. Feb 4, 2007
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DR. DEMENTO WEB SHOW UNCENSORED: Specifically created for web use only. Sit On My Face, Party In My Pants, Big, Bad Johnson Apr 10, 2006
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DR. DEMENTO'S 1ST SHOW on KMET 1971: Hot Nuts, Diddie Wa Diddie, Christmas Balls Dec 18, 1971
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DR. DEMENTO'S FARM: Kitten is Angry, Food of Choice, Turdy Point Buck, Vader Boy, Old MacDonald Had a Farm, I am Cow, Down on the Electronic Farm, In the Mood, Baa Baa Black Sheep, Psycho Chicken, We Couldn't Start the Tractor, Marvin, Anakin, Devil Went to Jamaica May 15, 2005
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DR. DEMENTO'S ZOO 0921: This week we visit Dr. Demento's zoo - and some wild places too - with a tall stack of songs about wild animals of many species. The bonus segment in particular has a lot of items you aren't likely to find anywhere else. Our first two segments introduce a half dozen most excellent new songs. May 24, 2009
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DR. DEMENTO'S ZOO 1421: We go to the zoo this week. Songs about animals that act like people (and vice versa), animals that eat people, plus freaky fogs and naked apes. Also a few Demented military melodies for Memorial Day. May 24, 2014
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DR. DEMENTO'S ZOO: Curly Shuffle, Cause I'm a Blonde, I Wear Cologne, You Won't Succeed on Broadway, Reasons to be Miserable, Little Hybrid, Cheese Boogie Deluxe, Kitten is Angry, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, 99 Dead Baboons, Gnu Song, Nellie the Elephant, Vader Boy, Epithets, Anakin May 22, 2005
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Dr. Hackenbush, Psychedelic Love, Piles of it, I Hold your Hand in Mine, Bedtime Story, Boogie, Virgil's 300 Dollar Vacation, Baby Sitting Boogie, Sally Ann, Ernie, I Want a Hot Dog for my Roll, Hot Nuts, Witch Doctor, King Kong, Hey Shirley Jan 16, 1977
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DR. WHO 40TH ANNIVERSARY: Music Sex & Cookies, Cupcakes, Loving you has Made me Bananas, How Many Clowns in a Car?, 18 Wheels on a Big Rig, Ballad of Johnny Holmes, In my Country, Maniac vs. Brainiac, 7-11, Who is the Doctor, Doctorin the Tardis, Robot Cat, Dying Cub Fan's Last Request Nov 9, 2003
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DREAMS 1346: Our topic this week is dreams...from pleasant daydreams to total surrealism. We'll also celebrate Dr. Who's 50th anniversary with some Whovian hits. Rated PG-13 for a little rude language. Nov 16, 2013
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DRINKING & SMOKING ON KLSX: My Girl's Pussy, I'm a Mainframe, Famous Jews, Cocaine Blues, Booger on my Beer Mug, Too Young to Drink, Smoke that Cigarette, Another Puff, Smoking in the Boy's Room, Noctural Stumblebut, Wappin', No Smoking, Ooh Don't Touch That, Smoke-off May 27, 1990
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DRUG WARS 0202 Jan 13, 2002
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DUPPIES: Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, California Kid, Marvin, Bilbo Baggins, I Smoke Cause I Like to Cough, Ballad of the Volunteer Firefighters, Silicon Valley Guy, Garbage Collector in Beverly Hills, Yuppie Song, Shopping from A to Z, Shopping 9 to 5, You Need Love, Ghoul Days, Existential Blues part 2, Shaving Cream Mar 31, 1985
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Dust up his Nose, Ballad of Fearless Dwight, Political Science, Suicide is Painless, Laughing Gnome, Omar the Vampire, Someone Ate the Baby, Pizza's Revenge, My Girl has 3 Legs, Bloat on, Martian Hop, Boogie Woogie Amputee, You Went the Wrong Way old King Louis, Fish Heads, Smoke Off, My Dead Dog Rover Jan 7, 1979
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DYLAN/TOP TEN 2122: In celebration of Bob Dylan's 80th, a dozen Demented tributes to the man from Minnesota, by a wide variety of artists, famous and otherwise. Plus the Top Ten for May, some great requests, and a farewell to Rusty Warren. Drdemento.com May 29, 2021
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DYNAMIC DUOS 1431: Today we celebrate Dynamic Duos...Abbott & Costello, Barnes & Barnes, Homer & Jethro, Bob & Ray, Flight of the Conchords, and of course Batman and Robin, plus lots more! Rated PG-13. (Adult listeners, stay tuned after the closing for some hot & heavy bonus tracks!) Aug 2, 2014
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EARLIEST DR. DEMENTO AIRCHECKS! Long before mad music and crazy comedy took over, listen to two early one-hour segments of the Doc on Steven Clean's show on KPPC in November and December of 1970. He plays an eclectic mix of blues, forgotten oldies, and the unexpected, including a few comedy/novelty tunes. Features medleys of songs about Los Angeles, cigarettes, and rolling stones. (MONO ONLY) Nov 19, 1970
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EARLY '70's: Political Science, Nicaragua, Bicycle Seat, Stardrek II, Uhura, Pirates of the Caribbean, Nowhere, Mother Goose's Wine, Art Rock Suite, Old Maid, Lonely at the Bottom, Human Race, Stranded in the Park, Polka Dot Undies Nov 9, 1986
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EARLY '80'S 2120: Our special topic today is the early 1980s -- when the show was on over 100 stations nationwide, and Demented music was on a collective roll! Lots of hits, and some Demented rediscoveries. www.drdemento.com May 15, 2021
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EARLY DEMENTED RAP: Nightmare on My Street, I Put a Spell on You, Contra Rap, Rappin' Duke, Kosher Delight Oct 19, 1997
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EARTH DAY 0516: We Are The Worms, Sarah Cynthia Stout, It's Not Nice To Fool Mother Nature Apr 17, 2005
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EARTH DAY 0716: Here's a show to celebrate Earth Day, and especially that stuff so much of the Earth is covered with dirt! We'll hear Demented songs about dirt in all its dimensions. We'll also hear a couple of glorious items about pot smuggling in the 1970s...including "The Saga Of Smuggler Bill" by The Congress of Wonders (of "Star Trip" fame), unheard anywhere for over 30 years. NOTE: this show includes one song which was deleted from the broadcast version of the program due to the Don Imus episode. Warning: "Boyz-N-The-Hood" contains language that might offend some listeners. Apr 22, 2007
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EARTH DAY 1016: We celebrate Earth Day with a wide variety of funny stuff related to the environment in one way or another. The Australian comedy-music trio Tripod has two songs here, including one from their new concept album about Dungeons & Dragons. Notable rarities in this show: "The Trouble with Klingons," "Video Games," "Smog," "The Ballad of Woodsy Owl," "Dick Tracy Rides Again." Apr 18, 2010
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EARTH DAY 1316: Songs for Earth Day, plus a tribute to Jonathan Winters. The bonus tracks feature some J. Winters bootlegs, non-PC and not for children! Aside from that, the show is PG-13. Apr 20, 2013
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EARTH DAY 1516: Happy Earth Day - we celebrate our planet this week with "Ballad of Woodsy Owl," "(It's Not Nice To Fool) Mother Nature" and other mirthful earthfuls, plus more Stan Freberg and lots of requests. A bit of earthy language here and there. Apr 18, 2015
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EARTH DAY 1816: We celebrate Earth Day with a maximum of musical laughter and a minimum of guiltmongering! Also songs about Facebook, going back to 2009, and a couple by Second City's new comedy music star Robbie Ellis. Apr 21, 2018
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EARTH DAY 2116: Earth Day is Thursday, April 22, and on this show I salute Mother Earth with a variety of environmental songs by Tom Lehrer, Barnes & Barnes ("Don't F*** Up the World, unbleeped), Green E (The Environmental Elvis), Tiny Tim, Bill Oddie, Jim Henson and many more. www.drdemento.com Apr 17, 2021
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EARTH DAY/AROUND THE WORLD/MARIJUANA 1616: Three featured topics this week. In order of appearance: Earth Day, Around the World with Dr. D., and a set for 4-20. Some incidental nawty wirds and not-so-incidental cannabis references (in that last set). Apr 16, 2016
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EASTER 0915: Our Easter Sunday show celebrates several traditions that go along with Easter...Easter bunnies, Easter eggs, and chocolate in particular. The online-only bonus tracks have some especially hard-to-find examples, including the 100-year-old "Rabbit Hash" and also "The Chick," which appeared for one week only on the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart, in 100th place. Apr 12, 2009
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EASTER 2015: Happy Easter! I've got a basket full of novelty tunes about bunnies and eggs (powerful fertility symbols for springtime!), plus "Eat It" and more from the Year in Dementia 1984...and farewell salutes to John Prine and music producer Hal Willner. Apr 11, 2020
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EASTER AND FERTILITY SONGS: Chocolate Is fine, In The Mood, Kiss This (Hey IRS), (These Eggs Were) Born To Run Apr 16, 2006
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EASTER SHOW 0714: Dr. Demento salutes Easter Sunday with special nods to the primeval symbols of fertility that have become so much a part of Easter celebrations today, since the holiday falls right around planting time each spring: eggs, chocolate, and especially the ever-so-prolific Easter bunny. We'll also celebrate the fertility of canines with "The Shameful Ballad of Lijah, the Precocious Orchard Queen" ...we'll exhume that hard-to-find novelty classic "The Last Blast Of The Blasted Bugler" (aka The Legend of Gunga Din) and we'll check out the underground musical comedy that's the hot topic in L.A. right now, "The Beastly Bombing." Apr 8, 2007
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EASTER/BASEBALL 1014: Two big days this weekend: Easter Sunday, and the opening of baseball season. (In some cities both events take place on the same day). Baseballs and bunny rabbits run wild on this week's show, and for the bonus tracks the Doctor digs deeper into his ample stash of baseball-related musical oddities. We also salute the late Fess Parker, with his own version of "The Ballad of Davy Crockett" plus two of the many parodies that song inspired. And...anyone who goes to fan conventions (cons) must, must hear "Going Home" by Kirby Krackle. Apr 4, 2010
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EASTER/BASEBALL 1514: Doubleheader special feature this week - Easter, plus the opening of baseball season! Plus a swell first-hour free-for-all. (note: one short song in the first hour is real lo-fi - Do Not Adjust Your Set) Apr 4, 2015
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EASTER/BASEBALL/DEEPSOUTHCON 1214: A triple feature this week: Easter, baseball, and a special program of artists who'll be performing with me at DeepSouthCon 50 in June. Bonus: more newly rediscovered Tom Lehrer. Apr 7, 2012
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EASTER/EARTH DAY 1916: Easter is this weekend...and the very next day is Earth Day. We'll celebrate both, along with the first novelty song to hit #1 on the pop charts in ages (and a parody of that song as well)...plus a whole lot of garbage! Some cuss words in the second song. Apr 20, 2019
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EASTER/MEMORIES 2216: Happy Easter! The new Dr Demento show has a set of Demented Easter songs, plus some songs about memories of the past, and a fond farewell to Gilbert Gottfried. Stream it now at www.drdemento.com Apr 16, 2022
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EASTER/RODENTS 0513: Waffle Whiffer, Kill The Wabbit, Hamster Love, Squirrels Mar 27, 2005
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EASTER: Little Man, Russian Bandstand, Cocaine Decisions, Uncle Buddy, Sex w/ Pacman, Dork at the Party, Easter Parade, Peter Cottontail, Hot Rod, Earthquake, I Wish I Was a Wombat, How's Your Bird, Tennessee Bird Walk, Metal Head, Earache my Eye, Scotsman, Dead Puppies Apr 3, 1983
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EASY SONGS FOR HARD TIMES 0901: Our first show of 2009 spotlights the economy. We're calling it "Easy Songs For Hard Times." Along with songs inspired by the current SNAFU, I located some songs from the early 1930s when we were experiencing some very similar situations. Some of those songs are surprisingly cheerful! We could use a little of that cheer today. Jan 4, 2009
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EATING/DIETING: Black Denim Trousers, Cadillac Heaven, Bedrock Rap, Neanderthal Man, Floyd Freud, My Dead Friend Chester, I'm in Love with a Big Blue Frog, Sideboard Song, Chug-a-lug, Overweight Blues, You Eat Too Much, My Wife is on a Diet, Fat Man's Prayer, Snack Attack, Wet Dream, 99 Dead Baboons Nov 11, 1984
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Eccch, Hula Cop Hop, Captain Gorgeous, Rube From a High Grass Town, Siam, Abner the Baseball, Dirty Don, He's so Unusual, Pussy Pussy Pussy, Chest X-ray, Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, It's a Gas, Nixon's the One (MONO ONLY) May 19, 1974
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ED'S REDEEMING QUALITIES INTERVIEW: One Chord Songs, Davy's Dinghy, Bounce your Boobies, Rudy Rudy, Demented News, Revolution will not be Televised, 18 Wheels Later, Little more Gauze, Like a Surgeon, Goodness Gracious me, I met a Man, Bob, I Loot L.A., Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Ren & Stimpy May 17, 1992
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EDDIE MAXWELL INTEVIEW: Stairway to Gilligan's Island, Big Daddy Graham, Dog Ball, Earthquake Song, Window of Life, My Baby's Got Rabies, Duke is Back, Breathless, Pico and Sepulveda, Alto Baritone and Bass, I Like, Roaches (MONO ONLY) Jul 20, 1986
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ELECTION SPECIAL: Ying Tong Song, Ding Dong Song, Ikey & Mikey, Lay in the Hay, Wild Thing, Girls Ain't Nothing but Trouble, Reagan Bush Dukakis, Alvin for President, Elvis for President, Get out and Vote, I Like Nov 6, 1988
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ELECTION/HALLOWEEN: Pinball Wizard, Mystery Pacific, Who's Gonna Win the Election?, Snoopy for President, I'm Gonna Vote Republican, Ride with Nixon, Vegetables, Stalin Wasn't Stalin, Dream Dirty Dreams, Combine Harvester, Laughing in Rhythm, Midnight Stroll, Halloween Spooks, Monster Mash, Haunted House, You're my Type, Beam me up Scotty, Spam, It's a Gas, Them Poems Oct 31, 1976
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ELECTION/TOP TEN 0844: Here's our election special for 2008. Along with new songs about Obama, McCain and Palin (somehow we just didn't get any Biden songs) we have lots of curiosities from past elections, promoting candidates both real and imaginary. The online-only bonus segment includes a Firesign Theatre rarity -- both sides of a picture disc single released to commemorate the 1980 election. (Sorry, no pictures). And then we move on to something really important - the Top Ten for October. Nov 2, 2008
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ELECTION: Gump, I Live in a Split Level Head, One Hen, Talking Song Repair Blues, Vulcan Mind Meld, Richter Scale, Election Year Rag, This Land is your Land, Alvin for President, Archie Bunker for President, Ringo for President, Winnie the Pooh for President, Snoopy for President, Liar Sleeps Tonight, One that Doesn't Suck so Bad, Tribal Council, Sirius Black Oct 17, 2004
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ELECTIONS 1642: Something I only get to do every four years - a presidential election show! There's a new Trump song, and out first Johnson song, but mostly we'll be recalling elections of the days when things were civilized! Elvis For President, Alvin For President, Snoopy For President, Miss Piggy For President, Sinatra singing for JFK, Rapmaster Ronnie and a whole lot more - plus songs about scary clowns and scary hunters! Oct 15, 2016
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Elections 92 Nov 1, 1992
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ELVIS 15TH ANNIVERSARY: Elvis has Just Left the Building, I Saw Elvis in a UFO, That's Alright Mama, Elvis Presley for President, Yoga is as Yoga Does, Dominic, King is Gone, Velvet Elvis, Elvis Imitator, Elvis Rap, Baby I'm Dead, Elvis is Everywhere, Are you Lonesome Tonight? Aug 16, 1992
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ELVIS 8332: Boogie, Smoke two Joints, Fighter Pilot, Let's Cut a Record, Navy Gets the Gravy, Mutiny in the Mess Hall, Shiny Shiny, This Old Heart, When the Crabgrass Blooms Again, Rubber Duckie, You Don't Bring me Flowers, My Boy Elvis, Elvis for President, Yoga is as Yoga Does, Elvis & his Boss, Elvis Imitator, Boogie in your Butt, I Love Rocky Road, My Dead Dog Rover Aug 7, 1983
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ELVIS PRESLEY 0732: A half-hour tribute to Elvis Presley: whose death thirty years ago inspired hundreds of musical tributes, serious and otherwise. We'll bring back some of those tributes along with some laughter from the King himself....and we'll also hear how Elvis helped inspire Dr. D to get into radio. Aug 12, 2007
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ELVIS PRESLEY TRIBUTE (KMET LIVE PART ONE): My Girl's Pussy, August in Azusa, Big Bear Lake, By Beautiful Sea, Lost my Stash, Vegetables, Redneck Hippie Romance, Greet the Press, Elvis for President, My Boy Elvis, Heartbreak Hotel, Bye Bye Elvis, Mystery Train Aug 21, 1977
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EMBARASSMENT 2337: This show features (in segments 3 through 6) songs that may embarrass some people, for various reasons -- though many regular listeners count them among their very favorites! You can stream this show anytime at www.drdemento.com. Sep 16, 2023
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EMO PHILIPS INTERVIEW: Hanukkah Rocks, That's Why They Call it Rock & Roll, Cincinnati Dancing Pig, Night of the Living Dead Heads, Stallone Again Naturally, Gumby, Hector the Garbage Collector, Cow Pasture Polka, Life Sucks then You Die, Hooray for Santa Claus, Emo Phillips Interview, Bacteria, Downtown Downer's Grove, Wet Dream, Dare to be Stupid Dec 8, 1985
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EMO PHILIPS INTERVIEW: John & Marsha, It Came from West Covina, Cow Patty, Modern Design, L.S. Bumblebee, Gourmet Restaurant, 200th Anniversary of the Constitution, College the Best 6 Weeks of my Life, Pope Song, Animal Square Dance, Go All the Way L.A. Lakers, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Beastie Wrap, Squirrels, Beer Nuts Jun 7, 1987
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EMO PHILIPS INTERVIEW: Ricky, Heavy Metal Shop, Fat Boys, Stink Foot, Harry the Hairy Ape, Rock Lobster, Library, Burning Down the Cartoon House, Why are you Living, Don't get Married, Downtown Downer's Grove, Smokey the Bear, Yuppie Drone, Honeymooner's Rap Oct 5, 1986
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ENERGY CRISIS: Get that Gasoline, Energy Crisis 74, I'm Rollin, I Hold your Hand in Mine, DOA, Speed Trap, MTA, You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd, Dancing Fool, Disco Tech, Dingy Song, Dead Frogs, Willie the Chimney Sweeper, My Name is Larry, Making Love in a Subaru, Cocktails for Two Apr 15, 1979
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Ernest, Little more Gauze, Please Please me, Yakety Yak, Flower Punk, Bubbling Brain Cells, Shriner's Convention, Surfer for President, Eight Arms to Hold You, Credit Card Song, Money, Riot in Cell Block #9, Flying Minorities, Mr. Gallagher & Mr. Shean, Peter Cottontail, My Boomerang Won't come Back, My Ding-aling, Disco Toilet, Lumberjack Song Apr 6, 1980
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ETHNIC DEMENTIA LIVE ON KLSX: I was Stoned and I Missed it, Little Toot, Chicken Lips & Lizard Hips, Ice Age Baby, Neanderthal Man, Just to Feed my Dog, Legend of the U.S. Titanic, Blah Blah Blah, Who Stole the Kishka, Handsome Harry the Hipster, Oh Vlade, Ooh Don't Touch That, 7-11 May 26, 1991
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ETHNIC DEMENTIA: Stranded in the Jungle, Sushi Baby, I'm a Wimp, Nails, Baby Zone, Great Green Gobs, Don't get Killed, Your Feets too Big, Pepino the Italian Mouse, Shuttup you Face, Born in East L.A., Shake your Tuckas, Spam, My Ding-a-ling, Thank God I'm a Jewish Boy, Give Peaks a Chance May 26, 1991
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EVEN MORE DEMENTED SONGS by ROCK AND ROLL ARTISTS: Snack Attack, No Anchoveys Please, Hold Tight (Want Some Seafood Mama), Boris the Spider, Old Ben Lucas, [Plexiglas Toilet],The Scotsman Nov 20, 1994
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Everybody Wants my Fanny, Bald Headed Woman, Pink Elephants on Parade, Bloat on, Studio 54, Eleanor Rigby, Mule Skinner Blues, You're the Pits, I've Got Tears in my Ears, Day in the Life of Green Acres, Dropout's March, My Ding-a-ling, Rubber Biscuit, Blob Mar 11, 1979
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Everyone says I Love You, Popcorn Sack, I like Beer, Gonna Buy me a Dog, It's Johnny's Birthday, Telephone Man, Clone of my Own, I Don't Wanna see the Movie, I Ate the Baloney, Salt, Boa Constricter, Don't Eat your Crayons, Then I'll be Satisfied with Life, They Don't Make Nun Names, Who Hid the Halibut on the Poop Deck, Pits, Crusher, Time Warp Jul 23, 1978
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EXERCISE: Brady Bunch, Sunday Driving, Outside the Hospital, Boys Just Want to Have Sex, Radio Russia, Ying Tong Song, Chicken Fat, Back When my Hair was Short, Dentist, Vampire Beavers, Cool Down, Elements, Eat it, Marvin I Love You Feb 19, 1984
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EXERCISE: You Can't Hide those Giant Thighs, Up Down Touch the Ground, Big Mac Tree, Spring Fishing, Ollie Off Scott Free, Winnebago Pioneers, Astro Boy, Chicken Fat, Bring Back the '60's, When I was Your Age, Stress, Ain't it a Beauty, Satan Gave me a Taco, Werecow, Hitting Bedrock, God Told me to Rob the 7-11 Jul 17, 1994
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FANTASY FUNNY 25 1003: Here's another Fantasy Funny 25. Our winning list this time was submitted by William McLeese of Falls Church, VA, a listener since the 1970s. (We'll do this again in March. Get your list in now! The Doctor will pick the most entertaining collection of songs for broadcast at that time). For the bonus tracks this week, the Doctor picked some favorites from his large collection of pre-WWII "party records." Included is one of the only two recordings ever made by Bert Savoy, a famous female impersonator of the 1920s. Parental guidance advised! Jan 17, 2010
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FANTASY FUNNY 25 1012: Once again we present a Fantasy Funny 25 chosen by a listener. This time it's Blair Freeman of Joliet, IL. Blair, a listener for over twenty years, has picked some excellent oddities and rarities along with much-loved comedy classics. (Note: the first four items are not part of the countdown, and "Double Yodel" is an "extra"). The bonus tracks are selected from a talk Dr. Demento presented in February at the Southern Folklife Library located at the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill. Mar 21, 2010
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FANTASY FUNNY 25 1029: Here's another Fantasy Funny 25, chosen by Kevin Connelly of Orland Park, IL. Lots of old favorites plus some we haven't heard often. The countdown begins with "Re: Your Brains" at number 25. NOTE: "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television" and "Clinton Got a Blowjob" are the original, uncensored versions. Same goes for the online bonus tracks - not safe for work! Jul 17, 2010
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FANTASY TOP 25 0945: Something we haven't tried before this week...we present a "fantasy countdown" compiled by listener Steve Szeli of Newburgh, NY. This is essentially a countdown of Steve's favorite demented songs. It contains a nice mix of classic Demented hits with some items not heard all that often. We hope to present more "fantasy countdowns" on an occasional basis in the future, and we invite you to send your list! (Use the "request a song" feature at www.drdemento.com). The "bonus tracks" are some deserving new songs we somehow haven't been able to fit into the regular show. There are a couple of naughty words here and there. Nov 8, 2009
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FARM 1420: A Demented field trip to the farm today...songs about cows, horses, sheep, pigs, chickens, and about the farmer too...plus "The Streak" (#1 40 years ago this week)! May 17, 2014
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FARM 1937: On Dr. Demento's farm, he grows funny songs instead of chickens or rutabagas. He has a bumper crop this time and plays about 90 minutes worth on this show! Plus some hot new stuff in the first half hour. Sep 14, 2019
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FARM: Curly Shuffle, Moose in my House, My Girlfriend is Inflatable, Conjunction Junction, I Feel Good, Man of Constant Sorrow, Pee-Wee Herman had a Farm, Come Together and Build a Barn, If Pigs Had Wings, Jollity Farm, In the Mood, Fisting the Sheep, Psycho Chicken, Dead Rappers Jun 9, 2002
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FARTING 2215: By popular demand I'm bringing back the farting contest, together with some carefully curated and hilarious songs about flatulence. Lots of other funny stuff too. www.drdemento.com Apr 9, 2022
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FASHION 1336: As people pick out their fall outfits, it's time for another Dr. Demento fashion show! Seventeen songs and comedy bits, and one poem, all about clothes. No duplication with our April 6 clothing show! Also "Miley - The Sequel," "Don't Sneeze When You Eat Saimin," "Strange Things In My Soup" and lots more surprises. Sep 7, 2013
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FAST FOOD 1437: We celebrate (and de-celebrate) the Fast Food Nation...burgers, fries, tacos, hot dogs, pizza and more. Also a Joan Rivers tribute, and our usual first-hour free-for-all. Sep 13, 2014
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FAST FOOD 2201: Welcome to the third decade of the 21st century, dementites and dementoids! Today we celebrate fast food, especially the kind you can hold in your hands - hot dogs, hamburgers, tacos, and pizza! Plus a Demented oddity by Betty White, and a bunch of other crazy tunes. You can hear that show anytime starting early on New Year's Day, 2022 - just visit www.drdemento.com and select "streaming." Jan 1, 2022
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FAST FOOD: (and a large orange drink - SAY IT! DRINK!) We explore the deeper meanings of burgers, hot dogs and tacos. Also: more new Tiny Songs by Logan Whitehurst, plus Hot Jewish Chicks, Boobs A Lot, and a Fungus Among Us. Jul 16, 2006
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Fat Man's Prayer, I Get Weird, Mean Green Mother from Outer Space, Dragnet Goes to Kinderarten, Gipper Gate Blues, New Philosopher, Home Team won the Toss, Der Fuehrer's Face, Let's Blow up the Tow Truck, Seven Words you can Never Say on TV, Bubble Gum Medley, Time Warp, Ronnie's Rap, Hip to be Bare Jan 18, 1987
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FATHER GUIDO SARDUCI INTERVIEW: Vatican Rag, Benny the Bouncer, Big Butt, Eat Me I'm A Danish, Grub, Revenge of the Nerds, Mountain Dew, Hey Howard, Classical Medley, Missing Commandments, Rubber Biscuit, Candy Wrapper, Boogie in your Butt, Candy Wrapper Aug 3, 1986
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FATHER'S DAY 0724: Our annual Father's Day show. All Dads are welcome to listen...however, a healthy sense of humor is a prerequisite. Also featured: hot new songs from Sudden Death (re the drug industry), the great Luke Ski (re "Family Guy"), Man Bites God (re primates who may be happier than we are) and Possible Oscar (re one of the most popular sound effects in movie history). A special tip of the tophat to funny music artist "Silly Nelson" Duncan, currently serving with the US Army in Mosul, Iraq. Jun 17, 2007
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FATHER'S DAY 0824: We celebrate Father's Day with an hour of songs about fathers, and men in general. Warning: Dad will need a healthy sense of humor to handle a couple of these. For our online listeners, Rarities By Request features a couple of outhouse oratorios, a little-known but delightful Coasters song and a nicely noirish Logan Whitehurst piece from one of his early collections. Jun 15, 2008
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FATHER'S DAY 0925: Our Father's Day celebration has an hour of fatherly favorites (plus more on the bonus segment). As with our Mother's Day madness, a healthy sense of humor is essential! Also featured - Todd Snider's new song about Dock Ellis, who pitched a no-hitter for the Pittsburgh Pirates while tripping on LSD, and a trio of movie star tributes. Jun 21, 2009
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FATHER'S DAY 1324: Happy Father's Day! Father's day songs are quite different from Mother's Day songs...here are an hour's worth of examples. Also a farewell to Don Bowman, "Paradise In My GPS," "Phonetic Punctuation," "Jim Beam Me Up, Scotty" and lots of requests. Jun 15, 2013
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FATHER'S DAY 1924: Happy Father's Day! Here's an hour of funny fatherly favorites, plus a tribute to my late colleague Dr. John, some of your requests and a few provocative animal songs. Jun 15, 2019
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FATHER'S DAY 2025: There are more songs about mothers than about fathers, but father songs are more likely to be Demented! Some of the best ones, and maybe one or two of the worst, are on this week's show. Jun 20, 2020
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FATHER'S DAY 2324: Happy Father's Day! Here are 25 funny songs about fatherhood, plus some more goodies for everyone. You can stream that show now or anytime from www.drdemento.com. Enjoy! Jun 17, 2023
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FATHER'S DAY/ALCOHOL 1224: Songs for Father's Day, plus another installment of our Alcohol Alphabet (with the Frontal Lobotomy song) and a tribute to Ray Bradbury. Rated PG-13 (the last song, after the closing, is for adults only). Jun 16, 2012
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FATHER'S DAY/SUMMER 1025: This week's show features two Demented celebrations - Father's Day and the coming of summer. Lots of items that haven't been on the show for years. Also - three new songs about the oil spill, and farewells to Stuart Paul and to Robert O. Smith, voice actor extraordinaire for cartoons and games, and creator of "Walter Wart, the Freaky Frog." Rare items by both artists are featured in the bonus tracks. Jun 19, 2010
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FATHER'S DAY/SUMMER 1625: Double feature this week - Father's Day, and the coming of summer - plus hot new stuff by Tim Cavanagh, Insane Ian and Steve Goodie. Rated PG-13, mostly for "Bluegrass" and "I'm Gonna Procreate". Jun 18, 2016
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FATHER'S DAY/SURF MUSIC: Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Johnny & Joanie, Bye Johnny, Fatal Beatings, Masochism Tango, It's a Gas, House Husband Macho, Good Sex, Bowling with Joe the Love Potato, Polka Dot Undies, Surfer Joe, Going Surfin, Tie me Surfer Board Down, Underwater Surfers, Merchant Banker, Do the Watusi, Candy Wrapper Jun 15, 1986
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FATHER'S DAY: Hey Batman, I Want a new Duck, Bad Bad Murphy Brown, Spam, It Ain't the Meat, Demented News, Mr. Custer, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Bury me in my Shades, It's Just my Kids, Poor Papa, I'll Flip you like a Cheese Omelet, Happy Happy Joy Joy Jun 21, 1992
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FATHER'S DAY: Jump Jump, When I'm 64, I Palindrome I, Crabs Walk Sideways, My Dog Ate Nolan Ryan, Litterbug, Fresh Garbage, I Love Trash, That's my Pa, It's Just my Kids, Poor Papa, Quayle Portrait, 7-11, Happy Happy Joy Joy Jun 21, 1992
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FATHER'S DAY: Jungle Boogie, Hawaiian War Chant, Fat is In, Dr. Feelgood, Every Dog Has it's Day, Happy Boy, Looks at me Sandra Dee, Japanese Banana, Pineapple Princess, I'm Bugged at my Old Man, My Father's Top Drawer, Black Lassie, Candy Wrapper, Wet Dream, Like a Surgeon, Gumball Wizard Jun 16, 1985
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FATHER'S DAY:Happy Father's Day from Dr. Demento! Father's Day humor tends to be somewhat less respectful than what you might hear on Mother's Day..."When The Mush Begins To Rush Down Father's Vest," for instance, or Brian Wilson's ode to his father Murry, "I'm Bugged At My Old Man." We'll also hear Shel Silverstein's "Father Of A Boy Named Sue," and a song that gets right down to the heart of fatherhood, "I'm Gonna Procreate" by Worm Quartet. We'll also hear, among many others, Stan Freberg's very first hit record, "John and Marsha," and that Odd Couple Tony Randall and Jack Klugman singing "When Banana Skins Are Falling, I'll Come Sliding Back To You." Jun 18, 2006
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FATHERS/TV/SUMMER 1724: Three (count 'em) three special topics this week: Father's Day, Television (with a tribute to Adam West), and Summer (happy Solstice!) Jun 17, 2017
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FAVORITE DRUG: Gentry's Gin, Chug-A-Lug,I Like Beer, Hangover 9 Coronas Apr 30, 2006
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FAVORITES 1920: Not long ago there was a fine discussion on the Dr D Facebook group in which listeners named their favorite Demented Disc of all time. I figured that was worth turning into a show, and here it is! May 18, 2019
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FAVORITES from Unreleased Tapes: A Perverts Life, She's Big and Round, Won't Eat Prunes Again May 6, 2001
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Feline Friends Aug 21, 2005
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FIFTY YEARS OF DEMENTIA PART 1: 1931-1954 Jun 8, 1980
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FIFTY YEARS OF DEMENTIA PART 2: 1955-1980 Jun 15, 1980
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FINALLY A KMET FRIDAY: Time Warp, Pico & Sepulveda, Fish Heads, Another one Rides the Bus, Stardrek, Pencil Neck Geek, Bleepies & Beer, Dead Puppies, Poisoning Pigeons, They're Coming to Take me Away Jul 10, 2009
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FIRESIGN THEATER INTERVIEW: Beerhunter, Where the Hell is Bill?, Shuddup-a You Face, Crazy Every Night, Madalena Hadalena, Powerhouse, Annie had a Baby, Tonto's First Cowboy Bank, Rats in my Room, Back from the Shadows, Fussy Eater, Beam me up Scotty, Dead Puppies, Born in East L.A., Fish Heads Jan 26, 1986
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FIRESIGN THEATRE INTERVIEW: Case of the Missing Shoe, Me & Bobby McGee in French, When Veronica Plays Her Harmonica, The Beach of Redondo, Heading for Hesperia, Thank God I'm a Rich Kid, Sweet Transvestite Nov 4, 1979
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FIRESIGN THEATRE INTERVIEW: Good Sex, I Can See Uranus, Rock And Roll, Eat or Be Eaten, Back From The Shadows (MONO ONLY) Jan 26, 1986
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FIRESIGN THEATRE INTERVIEW: It's Sister Ginny's Turn to Throw the Bomb, Fearless Dwight, They Like Ike, Mr. Bill, Leave it to Beaver, Night Hawk Blues, Linoleum, Nick Danger, Me and Bobby McGee, Lumberjack Song, My Name is Larry, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life Nov 25, 1979
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FIRST ANNIVERSARY OF SYNDICATION: Tell me a Story, Reefer Man, LSD Made a Wreck of Me, Wasn't That a Mighty Day, Life Gets Tedious Don't It?, I Want my Baby Back, There's a New Sound, Putting on the Ritz, It's a Gas Aug 3, 1975
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FIRST BASEMENT TAPE 2007: This week we salute another great Year in Dementia, 1976. Also a tribute to that amazing entertainer Orson Bean, and the very first Dr. Demento Basement Tape in its entirety. Feb 15, 2020
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FIRST EVER TOP TEN ON KPPC: memories salad, cocaine salad, Walter Wart, The Crusher, Louis Armstrong & Jim Morrison tributes (MONO ONLY) Jul 11, 1971
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FIRST FUNNY FIVE: Loving You Has Made Me Bananas, Mammy, Merry Minuet, Reckless, River Blues, Three Little Fishies, Trouser Press, Straighten up and Fly Right, Martins and Coys, Masochism Tango, Omar the Vampire, It's a Gas, Spam Nov 9, 1975
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FIRST NATIONAL SYNDICATION:(One hour) Big Ten Inch, Wildwood Blues, Reefer Man,Friendly Narco Agent Jul 7, 1974
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FIRST SHOW ON KZOK (part 1): Wild Wild Women, Booley Wooger, Ole Svenson, Flat Foot Floogee, Dancing My Fannie Around, Home in Pasadena, Mention my Name in Sheboygan Feb 3, 1974
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FIRST SHOW ON KZOK (part 2): Mama Don't Allow It, Let's Misbehave, Where Did Robinson Crusoe Go, Noon Balloon to Rangoon, Turn on the Heat, Smoke on the Water, The Saga of Rex Feb 3, 1974
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FIRST SUNDAY NIGHT ON KMET: Lordy Hoody, Charged up Turned up Rock 'n' Roll Singer, Buick 59, Ambrose Part 5, Thanks for the Memory, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, Milk Cow Blues, Dark Was the Night Feb 6, 1972
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FIRST SUNDAY NIGHT SHOW: Poor Boy, My True Story, Hoppy's Good Luck Coin, Spike Jones Murders Carmen, See that my Grave is Kept Clean (MONO ONLY) May 2, 1971
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FIRST TIME ON KLSX/SMOTHERS BROTHERS: They're Here, Cheapest Tattoo, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, It's Sister Ginny's Turn to Throw the Bomb, Rosie the Riveter, I'm a Cranky Old Yank, Ballad of Oral Roberts, Grow for Me, Laredo, Mediocre Fred, Yes Yes Yes, Mean Green Mother from Outer Space Feb 15, 1987
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Fish & Fishing Jun 12, 2005
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FISH 1923: This week's topic is fish...and fishing! Got a bucketful of funny songs about scaly-swimmy-finny creatures, from their point of view and ours, and a hearty free-for-all in Hour One. First of two parts (the second round arrives on August 3). Jun 8, 2019
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FISH 1931: Still a whole lot of funny fish songs in the Lake of Dementia, so this week we're back to catch some more! Plus lots of your requests in the first hour. Aug 3, 2019
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FISH 2402: Our topic today is fish (and fishing). Our scaly aquatic semi-ancestors, the meals we make of them, and the songs we sing about them. You can stream this show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Jan 13, 2024
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FISH PART II 1140: More songs about fish and fishing...kind of a sequel to our June 18 show. Also the long lost "Burger Rap" (a sequel to "Candy Rapper") and unreleased songs by Mason Williams and Napoleon XIV. Oct 1, 2011
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FISH: Coconut, Three Months Late, Crusher, Totally Nude, Yuppie Drone, Dead Animals, Elmer Litzinger, My Attorney Bernie, Fishing Blues, Hold Tight, Walleye, A Trout no Doubt, Mr. Jaws, Mermaid, Crabs Walk Sideways, Wet Dream, Roaches, Mean Green Mother from Outer Space Mar 15, 1987
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FISHIN' 0736: Somewhere in the Land of Dementia, the fish are bitin'...and even if they're not, fishin' is so relaxin'...you can just sit there on the dock or in your boat, commune with nature, and maybe make up a song about it all. We've got several of our all time fave fishin' songs this week, and also songs about fish as entrees, and even fish as personalities, along with classic comedy songs about beer, strong wine, and rehab, not to mention Adolf and Osama. Sep 9, 2007
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FISHING 1125: Summer's here...time for some serious fishin'! Well, not all that serious on this show, but we do have a boatful of songs about fish and (mostly) fishing. We also have the debut of a new tribute to Weird Al, the family tree of Minnie the Moocher, a stack of songs with extra special sound effects, and Demented farewells to James Arness and Jack Kevorkian. Jun 18, 2011
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FISHING: Elmer Fudd Sings Bruce Springsteen, Purple Rain, Ernest, When I was a Lad, Fishing Blues, Fish Lake, Laughing Record, Pico and Sepulveda, I Hate L.A., Sit on my Face, Barnacle Bill the Sailor, Clean Song, My Pink Half of the Drainpipe, Gumball Wizard, Existential Blues, Who's on First, Like a Surgeon Jul 7, 1985
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FISHING: I Want a new Duck, Why a Duck, ABC's of Dead Russian Leaders, Civilization, On the Amazon, Is Your Best Friend Choking on his Lunch, Who's on First, My Father's Top Drawer, Undressa Vanessa, Human Race, So Long Mom, Fishin, Fishing Blues, Fish Lake, Catch a Pickled Herring, Gone Fishin, Rapping Duke, No More Madonna, Like a Surgeon Jul 7, 1985
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FISHING: Lizzie Borden, Hostility Song, Uncle Hiram's Homemade Beer, Don't Worry Be Happy, Hey Roger, Girl Fight Tonight, Campaign 88, Astrology Rap, Part Time Job from Hell, Fishing Blues, Behold the Mighty Fisherman, Fish Lake, Walleye, Safe Sex Report, Surfing USSR, Polka Dot Undies, Doctoring the Tardis Jul 24, 1988
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FISHING: Oh No, Mixed up Confusion, 7-11, Mountain Dew, Batman, I Kissed a Girl, Yogi Bear, That's Mathematics, Rolling Kidney Stones, Liz Phair is my Sister, Fishing with Fred, I am a Squid, Fishing Blues, Bald Guys, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist Jul 9, 1995
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FLASHBACK TO 1991: Dirty old Man, Rosie Don't Bang on the Piano, Underwear, Firing the Surgeon General, Turning Japanese, Soba Song, Titanic Song, Ballad of William Robinson, Where's the Water, Answering Machine, Kick Ass USA, Give Peaks a Chance, Do the Bartman, This is Ponderous, Ice Age Baby, Insane and the Brain, Kenny Was a Kid from South Park Apr 26, 1998
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FLO & EDDIE: I'm my Own Grandpa, Go Play in Traffic, Merchant's Lunch, Derby Town, Buffalo, Fox in Socks, Haley's Comet, Goodness Gracious Me, Flo & Eddie Theme, Eddie Are you Kidding, TIbetan Memory Trick, Wasn't That a Party, Someone ate the Baby, I Hate when that Happens, Marvin, Dare to be Stupid Feb 9, 1986
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FLORENCE FOSTER JENKINS 1632: In honor of the new Meryl Streep film about "the world's worst opera singer," Florence Foster Jenkins, this show features an interview with her biographer Darryl W. Bullock, plus a half hour featuring more "bad singers" like Mrs. Miller and Leona Anderson...and an hour of really good funny music too. Aug 6, 2016
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FOLK 2130: Funny folk songs have been around for centuries, but the Folk Revival of the 1950s and 1960s had more than its share! Hear some of those, and newer songs in the same spirit, plus Weird Al, Logan Whitehurst, Chet Atkins with Ray Stevens, and more on my all-new show! drdemento.com Jul 24, 2021
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FOLK II 2132: And here it is - Demented Folk Music II! Featuring the Smothers Brothers, the Kingston Trio, Allan Sherman (My Son the Folksinger), Country Joe & The Fish and many more. Plus a half dozen songs by Logan Whitehurst and some Demented songs about Radio, and more. drdemento.com Aug 7, 2021
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FOLK MUSIC: Light my Fire, Little Blue Riding Hood, Bang the Drum all Day, Open that Can, I Like Stinky Cheese, Cheesehead Song, Teenage Mutant Kung fu Chickens, 2 Dreadful Children, I Wanna be Catholic, Hole in the Bucket, Tom Dooley, MTA, Folk Song Army, Horse Named Bill, Thank God I'm a Jewish Boy, History of Dr. Demento, Werecow Sep 8, 1991
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FOLK MUSIC: Merry Minuet, It's Sister Ginny's Turn to Throw the Bomb, No Smoking, Needle Boy, Successful Vegetarian, Pass the Udder Udder, O.J. Song, Pistol to me, Hole in the Bucket, Blood Sucking Postman, Blue Tail Fly, Ollie Ollie off Scott Free, One on the Right is on the Left, Talking Vietnam Potluck Blues, Sensitive New-age Guys, Down with V-E-G Aug 7, 1994
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FOLK MUSIC: Scotsman, Touch Yourself, Make up Dirty Words, Life is a Rock, Synonym Girl, If Cars Could Talk, Tacos for Two, Eat me I'm a Danish, Fatal Beatings, Bruces, There's a Hole in the Bucket, Dr. Freud, Draft Dodger Rag, Talking Vietnam Pot Luck Blues, Tip-toe Through the Tulips, Circular Impression, Adam West Feb 26, 1989
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FOOD 0720: Our topic for this show is Food. We all love food! We haven't properly celebrated Food since 2000 ("dieting" doesn't count) and we make up for lost meals by serving a super smorgasbord this week with funny food songs and comedy by Cookie Monster, Adam Sandler, George Carlin, "Weird Al" Yankovic and lots more. (Even more funny food songs next show!) May 20, 2007
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FOOD 0721; Our funny food song festival takes over the whole show this week (except for the Demented News) with dozens of rare and delicious delights from Dr. Demento's personal pantry. Appetizers include "I Love Onions," "I Like Stinky Cheese" and "Cheese Boogie Deluxe"...for the main course, "She Dances With Meat" along with "Call Any Vegetable" and "I Will Not Smooch The Pickle"...and for dessert (along with "Cheesecake") we'll have an all time all funny food song Funny Five. Bon appetit! May 27, 2007
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FOOD 1215: This week we celebrate food, with a lot of food songs we haven't heard for awhile...and we also remember the Titanic on the 100th anniversary of her demise, with music actually heard on the fateful voyage plus the uncensored "Legend of the U.S.S. Titanic." This show is rated PG-13. Apr 14, 2012
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FOOD 1309: Another food show this week...lots of tasty treats including "My Bologna," "Food to Rent" and "Bagel and Lox" (by Rochester from the Jack Benny Show). No duplication of our 2012 food shows. Rated PG-13. Mar 2, 2013
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FOOD 1709: The topic is food - quite possibly **the** most popular topic for funny songs! Here's the first of several food shows planned for this year, with special attention to - sandwiches. Mar 4, 2017
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FOOD 1710: A royal banquet of Dementia is yours this week - the entire show is a feast of funny music! With special servings of bananas and sausage - phallic symbolism and fine dining, together at last. Mar 11, 2017
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FOOD 1731: It's another fabulous food show...no duplication with the food shows last March! Plus a tribute to June Foray. Aug 5, 2017
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FOOD 2340: This week's show is a blast from the past, and a dementedly delicious one too! The subject is food, and the menu includes everything from sushi to goulash, vegetables to head cheese, hors d'oeuvres to cookies, pie and cake. You can stream the show anytime from drdemento.com. Oct 7, 2023
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FOOD PART 2 1223: The Doctor celebrates food once again this week, picking up where he left off in April with over twenty fabulous food songs. Also, by request, we bring back the Doctor's "interview" with Allan Sherman, originally aired (in slightly different form) in 1992. Language note: the two George Carlin classics are uncensored, with occasional s- and f- words. There's also one in the Patton Oswalt bit. Otherwise this is all PG. Jun 9, 2012
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FOOD/PIGS/ELECTION: Acapulco Gold, Marijuana, On the Right Road, Hungry Women, Hog Killing Day, My Condominium, Alvin/Elvis/Ringo/Sophie Tucker for President, Blazing Saddles, Human Fly, Copycat Corner #1 Nov 4, 1979
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FOOD: Cocktails for Two, Chunder in the Old Pacific Sea, Clean Song, Three Little Fishies, Experiments with Mice, Roast Chicken Faces, You Eat too Much, Dreams, Rubber Biscuit, She's in Love with the Rolling Stones, When I was a Lad, Jackie Onassis, Stop Dragging my Car Around, Ronnie Reagan Rag, Commercials on 45, Rock & Roll Doctor, Yoda Nov 8, 1981
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FOOTBALL & JEWISH HUMOR (part 1): Yellow Man, Son of a Halfback, Knute Rockne, Twenty Swedes Ran Through the Weeds, Knock Knock, Circus Parade, T.K.O. Mine Yopper Song, I'm the Greek Ambassador, Old Man Mose, Forest Lawn, Romania Romania, Home on the Range Sep 28, 1980
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FOOTBALL 0836: We salute football season with hilarious pigskin perennials by Andy Griffith, Tom Lehrer, George Carlin and Adam Sandler, and lots of lesser known surprises including two different songs imagining Jesus Christ as a football player. Non-football rarities include radio personality Don Imus' first record, from 1971, a 1950s track by Milwaukee legend Mad Man Michaels, and "The Old Sow Song" from 1937 complete with gloriously unprintable mouth noises. Sep 7, 2008
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FOOTBALL 1240: Are you ready for some football funnies? You got 'em on this week's show, along with "Boobs A Lot," "I Live In A Split Level Head," a different "Ode to Spot" and some neat new stuff. Language: PG. Oct 6, 2012
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FOOTBALL 2239: We salute football this week, with funny favorites by Andy Griffith, George Carlin, Tom Lehrer and more -- Lots of other Deementia as well, including songs and comedy about Pentiums (RIP), cannibals, cannabis, and Adam West. Stream this new show now at www.drdemento.com! Sep 24, 2022
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FOOTBALL, BASEBALL, & COLUMBUS: Gitarzan, Laughing Gnome, Party Doll, Christopher Columbus, Ode to Gary Coleman, I'm a Cheerleader, Football Card, Louie Louie, Drowning in the Surf, Beverly Hills Blues Festival, Cocktails for Two, Dueling Tubas, Divorce me COD, My Bologna, Something's in the Bag, Topical Song, Do You Think I'm Disco Oct 7, 1979
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Football, Dirty Old Man, Slap Her Down Again, Pasties & G-String, Little Arrows, Hole in the Bucket, I Like Girls, Ballad of the Everyday Housewife, Blob, Straight Talk about the Blues, My Dog Has Fleas, Good Night Batman, Yiddish Charleston, Cheesecake, Deteriorata, Lumberjack Song, They're Coming to Take me Away Nov 21, 1976
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FOOTBALL/HUNTING/HALLOWEEN 2042: Today we celebrate football season, hunting season, and Halloween. We're also having an election, which is incredibly important, but you've heard so much about that I'm giving you two hours off! Oct 17, 2020
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FOOTBALL: Argument Clinic, It's In The Book, Baseball and Football, Golden Gridiron Boy Oct 18, 1992
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FOOTBALL: Der Fuehrer's Face, Whole Lotta Love, In 1992, I Saw Mr. Presley, Bob, Monster Mash, Fox in Socks, Jeannie's Diner, Ikey & Mikey, Sam, Day of the Game, Feetball, Nick Bellows Sports Talk, Cheerleaders on Drugs, 20 Years of Dementia, Oi it's so Humid Oct 6, 1991
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FOOTBALL: Does your Chewing Gum Lose it's Flavor, Destroy all the Lawyers, Don't Do it Some More, Another one Rides the Bus, Get Back Iraq, Are You Balding Tonight, Black Dog, What it Was Was Football, My Footbal Hero, Cheerleaders on Drugs, Baseball/Football, Shaving Cream, Kick Ass U.S.A., Beatle Rap, Oy It's so Humid Sep 9, 1990
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FOOTBALL: Fatal Beatings, Curly Shuffle, Mike Tyson Substitute Teacher, Eric the Awful, Dueling Rappers, Deteriorata, Are you Balding Tonight?, Kick Ass U.S.A., Elvis' Rolls Royce, Bitchin Camaro, What it Was Was Football, Cheerleaders on Drugs, Baseball & Football, Fight Fiercely Harvard, Shaving Cream contest, If You Want Free Speech Go to Russia, We Love Barney Fife, Uncle Jack Says Relax, They Drive me Brady Sep 9, 1990
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FOOTBALL: I Couldn't Spell, Bicycle Seat, Boobs & Butts on the Beach, A Donde Esta el Banjo, Fat, Wal-Mart Polka, I Used to Work in Chicago, Donahue's Perfect Guest, Local Swimmers Disrupt Baptism, Take off your Clothes, Football, Dropkick me Jesus, Baseball & Football, Cheerleaders on Drugs, What it Was Was Football, Streak, Scotsman, Carrot Juice is Murder Oct 1, 1995
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FOOTBALL: Mr. Roberts, Shrivel Up, Short People, Dog Ball, Argument Clinic, Year of the Fat, Laughing Song, Worms, Chunder in the old Pacific Sea, Son of a Half Back, Fight Fiercely Harvard, Football Stomp, Football Card, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, Existential Blues Sep 14, 1980
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FOOTBALL: The Dr. Demento Show salutes football this week! In addition to all-time comedy classics from George Carlin, Bill Cosby and Tom Lehrer we'll dig out some long-forgotten pop and novelty songs about the game, including Randy Newman's very first record. Of course we'll hear Andy Griffith's famous football routine...but we'll also hear a much earlier Jewish version of the same tall tale! Sep 10, 2006
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FOREIGN LANGUAGES: Jurassic Park, Jenna Jenna, She's a Guy, I'm my own Grandpa, Porno Star, Armpit Farts, Working Where the Sun Don't Shine, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Je Taime, Boogie, Shaving Cream, In my Country, Devil Went to Jamaica Jun 24, 2001
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FORGOTTEN RECORDS: Step Right up, Valley Girl, Trouble with Klingons, Highly Illogical, Stallone Again Naturally, Beatnik, Back When my Hair was Short, On the Amazon, Video Games, Hey Little Cobra, Killer Fish Sticks, Blob, Mother's Lament, Cubic Refugee, Kinko the Clown, Fish Heads May 30, 1982
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FOURTH FLASHBACK 2227: Happy Fourth of July! Dr. D is laid up with a sprained ankle this week...but here is a fine Fourth of July show from 1996 which many of you haven't heard, and it's a humdinger. Enjoy! drdemento.com Jul 2, 2022
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FOURTH O" JULY 0726: Here's our annual All-American show for Fourth of July week. Songs and comedy from all around this crazy country. Special highlight: Whimsical Will's annual summer movie spectacular, honoring the new Transformers movie. Jul 1, 2007
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FOURTH OF JULY (part 1): Star Spangled Banner, Gay Parade, Fireworks, Loosen up Laxative, D.O.A.P., I'm in Love with the Checker at Von's, Wiz of the Bible Biz, Up your Nose, What's New Pussycat?, I'm Proud to be an American, A Man Can't Be too Careful What he Signs These Days (NOTE: second hour from defective tape) Jul 2, 1978
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FOURTH OF JULY (part 2): Talking Vietnam Potluck Blues, Yankee Doodle, Remember Pearl Harbor, To Anacreon in Heaven, Stars and Stripes Forever, Shishkebab, Orange County, Even Fat Boys Can Make it in Santa Monica, Titties and Beer, Westward Ho, You Know my Name (Look up the Number) Jul 2, 1978
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FOURTH OF JULY 1627: Happy Fourth of July! This week I have songs about drinkin' beer and blowin' up stuff, but I'll also touch on such all-American topics as fast food, war, Elvis (and the late Scotty Moore), Garrison Keillor, Pocahontas, baseball, Ben Franklin, the Waldorf-Astoria, and that little brown shack out back...and by request I'll have some brief comments on the recent "Stairway to Heaven" legal case. Jul 2, 2016
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FOURTH OF JULY: 200 Candles, Stars & Stripes, Dead Skunk, Moo Moo, Putting on the Ritz, Gotta Boogie, Mr. Custer, Beer Drinking Song, Declaration of Independence, You're a Grand old Flag, Battle of New Orleans, This Land Ain't your Land, Shaving Cream, Yoda Jul 3, 1983
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FOURTH OF JULY: 200 Candles, Thank God I'm a Rich Kid, Merry Minuet, Thing, Ape Call, Blimp, What the Engine Done, Skateboard, I'm the Urban Spaceman, Close to You, 16 Tons, Mongoloid, King Tut, Grandmother's Song, Making Love in a Subaru Jul 2, 1978
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FOURTH OF JULY: Beer Run, Stars and Stripes Forever, My Home Town, New York New York, Food Parade at the 4th of July Picnic, We Couldn't Start the Tractor, Lakeside Trailer Park, Hey Hulk, Real Dick Cheney, Uneasy Rider, Get off the Phone, Demi Moore, Couch Potato Jun 29, 2003
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Fox in Socks, Legendary Chicken Fairy, Hooray Hooray I'm Going Away, I Used to Work in Chicago, Werewolf Mama, I Dream of Brownie with the Light Blue Jeans, Hospitality Blues, Wong Song, There Was a Fungus Among Us Apr 13, 1975
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FRANK ZAPPA 0846: This week's show is entirely devoted to a tribute to Frank Zappa, commemorating the 15th anniversary of his death. It traces his career in roughly chronological fashion, concentrating on his humorous music but also exploring his R&B roots, and the avant-garde music which he considered to be his best work. Many interview excerpts from Frank's appearances on the Dr. Demento Show are included. This is not a repeat of our 1994 tribute show; it is newly written and produced. The online bonus segment comes at the end this time, and is much longer than usual (about 33 minutes). It features Frank introducing rare records from his personal collection, and also three Zappa favorites we can't play on the radio. IMPORTANT: Parental guidance is strongly suggested for the last three tracks in the online bonus segment; there is strong language and possibly objectionable subject matter. Nov 16, 2008
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FRANK ZAPPA GUEST DJ: Bang Bang Lulu, I Wanna Know, Low Ridin Cruiser, Going Down to Tijuana, Your Cash Ain't Nothing but Trash, How's Your Bird, My Pal Foot Foot, The Big Break, Cherokee Dance, I Got Loaded, It Hurts Me Too, The Jerk, Memories of El Monte, I Can't Be Satisfied Dec 24, 1973
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FRANK ZAPPA INTERVIEW PART 1: Upchuck Girl, Boink Boink, Earthquake Song, Dead Yuppies, Penguin In Bondage, Another Boring B-Side Feb 7, 1988
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FRANK ZAPPA INTERVIEW PART 2: Tapeworm of Love, The Way You Make me Squeal, My Neighbor's Kids, Valley Girl, Bobby Brown, Contra Rap Feb 14, 1988
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FRANK ZAPPA INTERVIEW: Boogie, Laryngitis, 77 Sunset Strip, Vidiot, Take my Brain, Patent Medicine Show, Jungle Hop, Valerie, He's the Groove, 59 Volvo, Brown Shoes Don't Make It, Shift the Blame, Have your Way, Martian Boogie, Big Balls, Shaddup You Face May 17, 1981
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FRANK ZAPPA PROFILE: Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Fat as I am, Totally Nude, I'm a Cowboy, Quando Condo, Yuppie Song, Hole in the Bucket, Haley's Comet, Charva, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, That Dang Bomb, Seat Belts, Too Hot for You, Ice Box Man Jan 12, 1986
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FRANK ZAPPA TRIBUTE: To commemorate his recent passing, the Doc provides a retrospective of his career including interviews conducted over the years. Jan 2, 1994
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FRANKIE YANKOVIC INTERVIEW: Moose Goosers, Gun Control, I Draw the Line, Slug, Harlem Shuffle, Yuppie Drone, New Horizons in Music Appreciation, Radio Song, Grammy medley, Cyclops, Computer Love, Imperial Jock, Rock me Jerry Lewis, Mr. Comet Mar 30, 1986
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FRANKIE YANKOVIC INTERVIEW: Them Moose Goosers, Hunting Song, She's Big & Round, Fat Man's Prayer, I Ate the Baloney, Harlem Shuffle, Sugar Blues, Baby Boom, Bad Attitude, Happy Boy, Cleveland Polka Town, How Many Burps in a Bottle of Beer, Bras on 45, Toast, Little Green Men, Yoda, Dead Puppies Mar 30, 1986
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FRANTICS INTERVIEW: Dirty Old Man, Rodeo Song, No Cause for Alarm, Breaking up is Hard on You, Dr. Demento Dements, Earthquake Song, Polka Dot Undies, Computer Salesman, Car Noises, Gas Station Washroom, Heavy Metal Shop, You Were Speeding, Rock Me Jerry Lewis, Candy Rapper, Last Will and Temperament Jun 8, 1986
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FRANTICS INTERVIEW: Like a Surgeon, Fatal Beatings, Polka-dot Undies, Redback on the Toilet Seat, Drug Busters, Bye Johnny, Last Will & Temperment, Gas Station Washroom, Heavy Metal Shop, You Were Speeding, Yuppiedrone, Part Time Plumbers, It's the Real World After All Jul 13, 1986
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FRANTICS: Super Skier, I Got a Cold in my Dose, Earache my Eye, Rock & Roll Classroom, K-mart Blues, Woke up this Morning, Frozen Embryos, Do the Freddie, Gas Station Wash Room, Bill from Bala, Roman Numerals, You People are Fat, I Shot Bambi's Mother, In the Mood, Boot to the Head, Star Trekkin' Jan 24, 1988
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Freckle Song, Jollity Farm, I Like Stinky Cheese, Tibetan Memory Trick, Columbus Discovers America, Cecil the Unwanted French Fry, Mother Goose's Wine, Mairzy Doats, Star Drek, Life is a Hot Fudge Sundae, Abdul Abulbul Amir, Guitarzan Jan 18, 1976
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FRED BLASSIE INTERVIEW: Gilligan's Island Stairway, Gonna Buy me a Dog, Hail to the Jewish Mother, Animal House, Teen Commandments, School Cafeteria, Go Go Pogo, Ticklish Ruben, Camelot, I'm a Nut, My Way, Ode to the Little Brown Shack out Back, Hamster Love, Snoopy & the Red Baron, King Tut Sep 3, 1978
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FRED BLASSIE INTERVIEW: Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Ape Call, Guitarzan, Beans in my Ears, Colorado Kool-aid, Wowie Zowie, Pass the Udder Udder, Copycat Game, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Leader of the Laundromat, I've Never Seen a Straight Banana, I am the Greatest, Shaving Cream, Smoke Off Jan 13, 1980
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FRIENDS 0727: Not just a TV show anymore! Friends can be people you want to make love to, people you used to make love to, people you would never dream of making love to...even dead people. They can also be dogs, other animals, or even inanimate objects. All those meanings of friendship and more are explored through funny songs on this week's show....which also features cats, monkeys, sharks and skinny dippers. Jul 8, 2007
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FROGS 2242: This week we celebrate frogs - those harmless little amphibians have inspired almost as many funny songs as kitty cats, and I'll spin some froggy favorites in our second hour. I'll also have a tribute to the late and most wonderful Judy Tenuta. Oct 15, 2022
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FRUIT 1936: Our topic today is fruit, featuring the funniest fruit of all! We also have a generous first hour Free-For-All with Groucho, Carlton the Doorman and Randy Rainbow's latest. Fragrant fumes and durty wurds in the very last track. Sep 7, 2019
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FRUITS & VEGETABLES 2108: This week's topic is Fruits and Vegetables. Half a dozen songs about beans, and seven about bananas -- plus Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Call Any Vegetable, and Carrot Juice Is Murder. Plus a song about the Perseverance Rover, written and recorded the day it landed! drdemento.com Feb 20, 2021
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FUGS: Two Dreadful Children, Teen Commandments, Rubber Biscuit, Snack Attack, Love in Bloom, Little Man, First Aid, Green Garden Hose, Hungry Freaks, Boobs a Lot, Dirty old Man, Henry Kissinger, Dentist, Stinky Breath, Kinko the Clown, Sctosman Mar 27, 1983
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FUMP 1701: This week we present a gala 10th Anniversary salute to the Funny Music Project - The FuMP, the premier online source of new funny music! Hear interviews with three of the site's principals, and great songs from throughout the FuMP's history. Plus a riotous first-hour free-for-all! Rated PG-13 for a few explicit words. Jan 7, 2017
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FUNNIEST SONG YOU EVER HEARD 2037: On the Dr D Official Facebook Group, a listener recently asked people to name the funniest song they ever heard. On this show I play 24 of the answers, plus more trash 'n treasures! Sep 12, 2020
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FUNNIEST SONGS EVER 2038: More of the funniest songs ever written, as picked by individual listeners. Some old reliables, and one I hadn't heard before! We also celebrate the 40th anniversary of "Another One Rides the Bus," and the 40th anniversary of Whimsical Will's first appearance on the show. Sep 19, 2020
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FUNNY 25 0852: And away we go with the Funny 25 for 2008....the 25 hottest and coolest songs of the year. Old and new, long and short, loud and soft, famous and infamous...nothing but the hits on this show! This week's "Rarities By Request" features some footnotes to the Funny 25 - "Robots" unbleeped, an earlier take of "Fish Heads," some 1980s work by Chris Mezzolesta of Power Salad, and, by popular demand, the original B-side of "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-haa!" which is the same song backwards. Dec 28, 2008
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FUNNY 25 0952: Here they are...the hottest and coolest songs for all of 2009. The bonus tracks feature songs that made our year-end countdowns in the past, but have not been heard much lately. Dec 27, 2009
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FUNNY 25 1101: Here's the Funny 25 for 2010. Only four of the songs are more than two years old! Thirteen of the 25 are parodies (there's also one re-working of a traditional song). By contrast, we go back to the 1940s for the bonus tracks: two rarely-heard extended Spike Jones pieces, both over 12 minutes long. Jan 1, 2011
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FUNNY 25 1153: The Funny 25 countdown for 2011, plus After-Christmas and New Year's songs. (Lots of explicit language in song #24, and a little bit elsewhere). Dec 31, 2011
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FUNNY 25 1252: You survived Christmas and/or Hanukkah - now reward yourself with our countdown of the 25 hottest, coolest, most requested Deeeemented discs of 2012! Plus a couple of after-Christmas and New Year's songs for good measure. #24 has a couple of f-bombs, otherwise it's PG-13. Dec 29, 2012
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FUNNY 25 1352: Here it is - the Funny 25 for 2013! Plus a few after-Christmas and New Year's songs. Rated PG-13 (mostly for song #17). Dec 28, 2013
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FUNNY 25 1452: The Funny 25 for 2014...the hottest, coolest, most requested songs of the year...with special added attractions. Dec 27, 2014
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FUNNY 25 1552: The funny 25 countdown for 2015, plus some After Christmas and New Year's Dementia! Dec 26, 2015
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FUNNY 25 1653: The Funny 25 Countdown for 2016...plus songs for Hanukkah, After-Christmas and New Year's...and we remember Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds. Rated PG-13. Dec 31, 2016
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FUNNY 25 1752: The Funny 25 for 2017, plus some after-Christmas specials, and a couple items about "bad words." Dec 30, 2017
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FUNNY 25 1852: And here they are...the Funny 25 for 2018. Close race for #1 this year. Plus a few after-Christmas songs for you! Dec 29, 2018
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FUNNY 25 1952: The Funny 25 countdown for 2019, plus After-Christmas, New Year's, and a tribute to Uncle Vic of "Space Invaders" fame. Dec 28, 2019
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FUNNY 25 1975: the national countdown Jan 4, 1976
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FUNNY 25 1976: the national countdown Jan 2, 1977
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FUNNY 25 1980! Dec 28, 1980
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FUNNY 25 2006: Here's the show you've all been waiting for - the most requested demented discs of 2006, counted down from #25 to #1. All your favorites together in one show! Call it the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Dementia, for this year anyway! All songs played in their entirety. Dec 31, 2006
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FUNNY 25 2052: The Funny 25 countdown for 2020 is here, along with some after-Christmas songs. (Anything that refers to Christmas in the past tense qualifies!) Dec 26, 2020
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FUNNY 25 2152: The Funny 25 countdown of the most demanded Demented Discs of the year is now online -- together with an opening set of After-Christmas songs! www.drdemento.com Dec 25, 2021
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FUNNY 25 2253: Happy New Year, everybody! Here's the Funny 25 most popular songs of 2022, plus some after-Christmas and New Year's favorites. You can stream this show now or anytime at drdemento.com. Dec 31, 2022
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FUNNY 25 2352: And here they are - the Funny 25 most requested Deemented songs of 2023, as tabulated from the monthly Top Tens - plus a few extra songs at the beginning and end of the show. You can stream them all now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Dec 30, 2023
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FUNNY 25 FOR 1979! Dec 30, 1979
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Funny 25 for 1989 on KLSX Jan 7, 1990
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FUNNY 25 FOR 1991 (NATIONAL VERSION) Dec 29, 1991
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Funny 25 for KLSX 1987 (Special Thanks to Elizabeth Simpson for making this recording) Dec 27, 1987
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Funny 25 for KLSX 1988 Jan 1, 1989
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Funny 25 KSCA 1995 (PLEASE NOTE! Due to time constraints on the original broadcast, the majority of songs in this year's countdown were abbreviated or omitted. THIS SHOW RUNS JUST UNDER ONE HOUR.) Dec 31, 1995
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FUNNY PARODIES/FROGS 2024: A Dr Demento double feature this week -- parodies of songs that are already funny, and some cool songs about frogs. The second set really stinks, though! Jun 13, 2020
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FUNNY ROCK SONGS 2221: Did you know that some of the most famous rock musicians made some of the funniest songs around? Get Demented with the Beatles, the Who, the Police, the Monkees and more on this week's new show. Hear it now at www.drdemento.com May 21, 2022
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Funny Top 25 94 Jan 1, 1995
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GAMES 1929: Our topic is Games - all kinds of games, but mostly the less athletic kind - video games, role-playing games and the like - plus the 50th anniversary of the moon landing (July 20) and the 30th anniversary of something a little more Demented. Jul 20, 2019
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GAMES 2321: The Doc is feeling a bit under the weather this week, so our archivist has assembled a flashback episode on this topic from 1987 & 2001. The Doc will be back next week with the new top ten for May! May 27, 2023
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GAMES: Dr. Worm, Ape Call, Eyeballs in the Sky, It's a Really Big Show Tonight, Tale of the Ticker, Brak's Hawaiian Vacation, Elvis is Everywhere, Big Butt, Not the Wife, Dear Abby, Green Fuzz, Playing Games with your Heart, Name Game, Tibetan Memory Trick, Red Light Green Light, Kevin and God, Grandpa's Gone Gangsta, Devil Went to Jamaica Sep 20, 1998
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garbage, Old Sow Song, Je T'aime, When I'm Cleaning Windows Oct 20, 1974
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Gee Officer Krupke, I'm not a Juvenile Delinquent, Prosperity is Just Around the Corner, Pancho Lopez, Beans, Ole Swenson, I Can't Get Started, My Daddy is President, Are You a Boy or Are You a Girl, Putting on the Ritz Jul 27, 1975
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GEORGE CARLIN INTERVIEW: My Friend Jason, Surfbusters, Dizzy, Brain Damage, Roger Boom, Atomic Cocktail, Dying Cub Fan's Last Request, Baseball and Football, Wonderful WINO, I Get Weird, Rapmaster Ronnie, Kinko the Clown Oct 7, 1984
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GEORGE CARLIN INTERVIEW: Rodeo Song, Funky Gibbon, Daddy's Money, Asteroids, Plexiglass Toilet, Pac-Man Fever, Take Off, Pennies from Heaven, Doctor Jokes, Pac-Man, Place for my Stuff, Ice Box Man, Bars, Commercials on 45, Bomb in the Mail, Yoda Jan 3, 1982
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GEORGE W.BUSH (Red state songs): The Ballad of Irving, Kinko the Clown,Them Moose Goosers,Arab Alabama, Grope Me Gently Jan 16, 2005
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Ghost Riders in the Sky, The Large Dark Aardvark Song, Stinkfoot, I Love Me, Loving Me, The Interstate is Coming Through my Outhouse, Drinking Wine Spo-dee-o-dee, Was I Drunk?, October in Oxnard, You Went the Wrong Way Old King Louie, Mr. Custer, It's a Gas, Grandpa's Grave Nov 2, 1975
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Gibberish, Leave the Dishes in the Sink, I'm a Ding-Dong Daddy, Stamp Collector, Blood on the Saddle, Seltzer Boy, Feuding & Fighting, Wolf Creek Pass, Killer Curve, Deodorant Song, Bumper Sticker Song, Grunt Song, Jerry the Junker, Mack the Knife, Marianne, Disco Tech, Hey Shirley, Bilbo Baggins Oct 10, 1976
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Gimme that Old Unemployment, Serenade to a Maid, I'm a Specialist, My Handy Man, At the Codfish Ball, Lonesome Loverboy, Last of the Red Hot Mamas, This Old Car, Motherly Love, I Want My Baby Back, Ed Barbara Jun 1, 1975
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GIRLS: 0722 The subject is "girls" on this week's show...a stack of thirteen songs, all with the word "girl" in the title. Frank & Moon Zappa, Tom Lehrer, Henry Phillips, Tiny Tim, Jill Sobule and the Dead Milkmen are among those saluting youthful members of the feminine gender. (The boys get it next show!). Other highlights include the song with the longest title we've played in some time, an updated version of "The Liar Sleeps Tonight," and..."Grandma's Uterus," which must be heard to be believed. Jun 3, 2007
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GOLDEN ERA OF NOVELTY SONGS 1020: This show celebrates the Golden Era of Novelty Hit Singles...the years from 1956 to 1966, when more than 200 novelty singles hit the Top 100, and were often heard on Top 40 radio stations (all day long, not just in the morning!) Along with all-time hits we have some very unusual and interesting items that have never been on the show before. The bonus tracks include more Golden Era novelty hits, some of which are politically incorrect by today's standards. May 16, 2010
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GOOD-BYE REAGAN: Wappin', Neutron Dance, Strange Bedfellows, Flackman & Reagan, Ronnie Reagan Rag, Reaganomics, Rapmaster Ronnie, Reagan Speaks for Himself, World is Mine, Ronnie's Rap, I Forget, Contra Rap, Touch Yourself Jan 15, 1989
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Goodbye 50's Hello 60's, Ready for the 80's, Crusher, Up your Nose, Mildred our Choir Director, Please Betty Jean, Copycat Game, Skier's Lament, My old Man, On the Amazon, Who are the Brain Police, Papa Rolled his Own, Louise, My Bologna, Making Love in a Subaru Jan 6, 1980
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Goodbye to You, All Grown up in California, Just a Gigolo, Cadillac Heaven, My Girl's Pussy, I Ran Over All the Smurfs, Maverick, Humanoid Boogie, Martian Hop, All You Zombies, Slum Goddess, Everything She Eats, Fairfax Avenue, Wet Dream, Candy Rapper May 26, 1985
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GRAHAM CHAPMAN INTERVIEW (part 2): Eating Food, Life Men Candy and Paree, Liberty Bell March, Oscar Wilde and Friends, Medical Love Song, Farewell to John Denver, No No Song, the Fisherman Sep 21, 1980
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GRAMMYS: Battle of Kookamunga, Nichols Department Store, Grace L. Ferguson Airline, Bedtime Story, Revenge, Mr. Veedle, Basketball Jones, Excuse Me, Grandpa Funk, No Respect, Burning Up, Singers, Eat It, Born in East L.A., You Look Marvelous, Surfer Chick, Honeymooner's Rap, Like a Surgeon Feb 23, 1986
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Great Bell, Who is it, Idiot Song, Nincompoops Have All the Fun, Everybody Wants to be an Art Director, Trail of the Lonesome Pine, Hog Killing Day, Stuck on You, Please Mr. Gravedigger, Hot Rod Race Navy Style, Floating Kidney, Go in and out the Window, Teach me Tiger, You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, Who's on First Feb 15, 1976
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GREEN 0811: St. Patrick's Day, the spring equinox, and Easter, all in the same week! It's enough to turn the Dr. Demento Show green, and that's exactly what happens. Mar 16, 2008
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GREEN 1811: Our St. Patrick's Day show is extra green this year because it actually debuts on St. Patrick's Day, March 17! Also featured: bumper stickers, the Galaxy Song, the Kids of Widney High and more WLUP memories. Mar 17, 2018
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GREEN 9611: Choppin' Broccoli, Ballad of Gumby, Green Garden Hose, It's Not Easy Being Green Mar 17, 1996
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Green Garden Hose, Heaving on a Jet Plane, Alley Oop, Laughing at the Funnies, Boy Wonder I Love You, I'm the Slime, Rock Lobster, Poisoning Pigeons, Do Re Mi, Sideboard Song, I've Been to Me, Mr. Wizard & Timmy, I Get Weird, Dr. Who theme, Too Young to Date Jul 18, 1982
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GREEN/ST. PATRICK'S DAY 0511: Harry's Jockstrap, Pachelbel, Biddy McGraw, Jolly Green Giant Mar 13, 2005
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GROUCHO MARX TRIBUTE (KMET LIVE PART TWO): Hotline, Birthday Cake Polka, Don't Touch me There, Ballad of Bloody Guts, My Sister's Nose, Mechanical Man, Hooray for Captain Spalding, I'm Against it, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Earache my Eye, Telephone Man, Small Breasted Women, Star Trip, Pencil Neck Geek Aug 21, 1977
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GROUCHO MARX: Ode to Weird Al, Little Bit Late, We Love Barney Fife, Mah-na-ma-na, I'm Against It, Dr. Hackenbush Aug 18, 2002
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GROUCHO TRIBUTE 0733: Thirty years ago August 19, just three days after Elvis Presley died, we lost another great entertainer, Groucho Marx. Our half-hour tribute to Groucho features the best-loved songs from his movies along with his long-unavailable "Funniest Song In The World," heard in its entirety. Another highlight is "Dementia Revolution," which pays tribute to the whole recent history of funny music. Aug 19, 2007
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GUITARS 0740:This week we celebrate the guitar. We wouldn't have rock 'n roll without the guitar. Did you realize that the guitar is one of our culture's true hermaphrodites? Its body is obviously, lasciviously feminine...but the neck is just as clearly phallic...just look at any hard rock guitarist on stage and that's so obvious. This show also features the classic "Moose Turd Pie" and various musico-sexual adventures. Oct 7, 2007
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Guitarzan, Alvin's Orchestra, Clone of my Own, Tall People, Marvin, Talking Vietnam Pot Luck Blues, Hold the Mustard, New Math, Fred the Head, Delicious, Pencil Neck Geek, Martian Hop, Ballad of Irving, Dead Puppies May 14, 1978
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GUNS & HUNTING 1445: Thirty-two (32) songs about guns and hunting this week...from "If Jesus Had a Gun" to "Cows With Guns." Pro and con, and some that just find the subject funny. Nov 8, 2014
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HAIR 0929: A very hairy show this week, featuring an hour of songs about that stuff that grows out of our heads (or used to, anyway). Also featured: four songs about teeth and dentists, three about Harry Potter, and one about nuclear waste (complete with explosion). Jul 19, 2009
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HAIR 1912: What do Donald Trump and The Beatles have in common? When they first became famous, the first thing many people talked about was their hair. Hear songs about them and lots more hairy guys and gals, plus a Dick Dale tribute and lots more on this all-new Dr. Demento Show. Mar 23, 2019
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HAIR 2316: This week's show features 33 fun songs about hair. We have less of it than most mammals, but we prize and enhance the way it decorates us. Even when we choose to remove it, hair makes a statement! Stream this show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Apr 22, 2023
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HAIR: Hooray for Captain Spalding, Plastic or Paper, Abominable Snowman in the Market, After Christmas Syndrome, Happy New Year, Shoehorn with Teeth, Machines, Sushi Baby, Lee Harvey was a Friend of Mine, My Hair, Duck Tail, Almost Cut my Hair, Uneasy Rider, Boobs a Lot, Doctor in the Tardis, Fish Heads, Dead Puppies Jan 8, 1989
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HAIR: I Like, E.R., Man Who Doesn't Exist, She Grabbed my Coconuts, Food of Choice, Slumber Party, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Chamber of Fate, Trixie the Piano Playing Pixie, Hair Piece, Bad Haircut, My Hair had a Party last Night, Haircut Song, S.S. Minnow, Getting in Touch with my Inner Bitch Jan 6, 2002
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HAIR: I Wish I was a Lesbian, Music Sex & Cookies, Mexican Radio, Taco Grande, Mr. Custer, Lincoln Park Pirates, Grandma vs. the Crusher, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, I Wanna be a Lifeguard, Hair Piece, Kookie Kookie Lend me your Comb, Uneasy Rider, Back When my Hair was Short, Bald Guys, Gump May 19, 1996
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HAIR: They're Here, Little Blue Man, Happy Noodle vs. Sad Noodle, Who Shot J.R., Locked in the Closet with You, Don't Touch me There, Snow, Hair, Uneasy Rider, Get a Haircut Dad, Bang my Bald Spot, Aliens Really Stink, Army Careers Mar 20, 2005
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HALLOWEEN #1 Oct 23, 2005
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HALLOWEEN #1 0842: Here's Part One of our annual two-part fright festival...a whole show full of spooky tunes and scary melodies to trick and treat your mind (with a brief time out for Weird Al's birthday, and his brand new song). Rarities include the original "Carmen Miranda's Ghost" and Bobby Pickett's "The Monster Swim," plus a special set of "ghosts from Halloweens past" recorded in the 1930s. Oct 19, 2008
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HALLOWEEN #1 0942: Here's the first of our two Halloween specials for 2009, featuring all-time favorite "spooky tunes and scary melodies." Notice the exciting new versions of "I Put A Spell On You" and "Haunted House." The bonus tracks are mostly from the early days of rock 'n roll and include several rare items never before heard on the show. Oct 18, 2009
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HALLOWEEN #1 1143: Vampires, spiders, and other creepy creatures take the stage in part one of our Halloween spectacular for 2011 -- two and a half hours of spooky tunes and scary melodies. Rarities include Bob Guy's "Dear Jeepers," an early Frank Zappa production. This show is rated PG-13. Oct 22, 2011
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HALLOWEEN #2 Oct 30, 2005
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HALLOWEEN #2 0843: Here's Part Two of our annual Halloween festival. Segment One features Halloween-type songs from (or inspired by) TV and the movies. Ghosts, goblins, zombies, werewolves, a werecow, and many other frightening friends are saluted before we arrive at our traditional last dance, the Monster Mash. Oct 26, 2008
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HALLOWEEN #2 0943: Here we go with Dr. Demento's Big Halloween Party For 2009 Part Two. This week we have an All-Time All-Halloween Top Ten Countdown! By popular demand we have brought back the original version of "Carmen Miranda's Ghost," with the castanets. This week's Bonus Tracks include over 30 minutes of rare Halloween blasts from the past, including the earliest recording of "Psycho," and a song by Johnny Legend, co-writer of "Pencil Neck Geek." Oct 25, 2009
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HALLOWEEN #2 1243: Here's Round Two of our Halloween blast for 2012. Lots of hits from the catacombs plus new scary tunes (including two more tracks from "Eduardo O'Lantern" by TV's Kyle, the best new Halloween release I've heard this year). The show is PG-13; there's a bonus track that isn't. Note #1: the Top Ten for October airs next weekend. Note #2: I've tried not to duplicate last year's Halloween shows too much; those are still streamable right here at www.drdemento.com. Oct 27, 2012
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HALLOWEEN (PART 1): Bridget the Midget, Pet Cemetery, Mad Dogs and Englishmen, We'll Ride with Nixon, It's Tough to be a Skunk, Walnuts, Kinky Kid's Parade, Scares the Hell Out of Me, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Midnight Stroll, Halloween Spooks, Dinner with Drac, Little Guppy, Submarine Race, Do Something, Mother Goose's Wine, Tell it to Me, Junkfood Junkie Oct 26, 1975
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HALLOWEEN (part 1): Look Out There's a Monster Coming, Someone Ate the Baby, Too Young to Date, Aren't Women Wonderful, Congo, Letter from Jeepers, Spooky Weirdness, Don't Be a Singer, Good Advice, Wagner's Ring in One Minute, Cemetery Girls Oct 26, 1980
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HALLOWEEN 06 Part 2: Part Two of our two-part Halloween special features an all-new interview with Mr. Monster Mash himself, Bobby "Boris" Pickett, along with lots more spooky tunes, scary melodies and haunted hits like "I'm Gonna Dig Up Howlin' Wolf," "Cemetery Girls," and "I Want My Baby Back." Oct 29, 2006
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HALLOWEEN 06: Be scary and merry! You are now in the presence of the first of Dr. Demento's two Halloween specials for 2006. Our Spooky Tunes and Scary Melodies this week include some rarities from deep in the catacombs ("The Man With The Weird Beard," for instance, and Elvira's very hard-to-find singing debut, "Trick Or Treat") along with a Frightful Five countdown of this year's most requested haunted hits. Bonus: "Mr. Ghost Goes To Town" by the Jon Schwartz Project, which was Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz's band before he joined Weird Al. Oct 22, 2006
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HALLOWEEN 1044: Here's Part Two of our Halloween celebration for 2010. Counting the bonus tracks, over 2 1/2 hours of spooky tunes and scary melodies, including a couple of Edgar Allan Poe favorites. One s-word, and a bit of edgy satire here and there. Oct 30, 2010
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HALLOWEEN 1343: Here's Halloween show number two for 2013...party tunes, horror movie tunes, songs abour monsters, ghosts, ghouls, mummies and zombies. Especially zombies! New stuff and old favorites. Oct 26, 2013
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HALLOWEEN 1543: Our first (of two) Halloween shows for 2015 features a half-hour of zombie songs, "Frankenstein Meets the Beatles," the Rocky Horror Chiptune Show, and at least a dozen things I've never played before. Oct 24, 2015
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HALLOWEEN 1544: Part two of our Halloween extravaganza for 2015. Spooky tunes and scary melodies old and new, famous and obscure, trash and treasures! Oct 31, 2015
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HALLOWEEN 1643: Here's Part 1 of our two-part Halloween blast for 2016. Songs I only play once a year, and some that have been locked up longer than that! Oct 22, 2016
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HALLOWEEN 1742: Here's the first of two all-new Halloween shows for 2017. Dr. D got tons of requests this year, put them all in his magic cauldron, and brewed up a potent mix of looney tunes and scary melodies featuring a special tribute to Frankenstein. Rated PG-13. Oct 21, 2017
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HALLOWEEN 1743: Here's Halloween 2017 - The Sequel. More haunted hits and creepy classics from yesterday, today and the land without time! Oct 28, 2017
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HALLOWEEN 1843: Here's Part 2 of our all-new Halloween spectacular for 2018! Oct 27, 2018
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HALLOWEEN 1942: The nights are cooler and the Jack O'Lanterns are glowing and it's time once again for our Halloween shows! Here is the first of two new shows for this year, including old favorites, new discoveries and a whole lot of your requests. Oct 19, 2019
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HALLOWEEN 1943: Here's Part Two of the all-new Spooky Tunes and Scary Melodies show for 2019! (The October Top Ten debuts on November 2). Oct 26, 2019
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HALLOWEEN 1976 (part 1): Halloween Spooks, Headless Horseman, Big Debate, Wonderful Wino, Looney Tune, Election Medley, What Killed the Dog, Proud Mary, 200 Candles, Was I Drunk, With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm Oct 31, 1976
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HALLOWEEN 1976 (part 2): Pop Hates the Beatles, Sky High Market, Disco Tech, Apprentice Vampire, Grim Grinning Ghosts, Midnight Stroll, Fruitless Assignment, Torture Never Stops, Moonlight Saving Time, He Hit Me, Backseat Driver, Hot Nuts Oct 31, 1976
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HALLOWEEN 1982 (part 1): Goblin Girl, Headless Horseman, Night Stalker, Werewolf, Putting on the Ritz, Dinner with Drac, Ghost Walk, Please Mr. Gravedigger, Dead, Addams Family Theme, Munsters Theme Oct 31, 1982
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HALLOWEEN 1982 (part 2): BUTCH PATRICK (EDDIE MUNSTER) INTERVIEW, Whatever Happened to Eddie, Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, Spooky Weirdness, I Want my Baby Back, Beast of Sunset Strip, Midnight Stroll, Spooky Movies, Dead Man Blues, Psycho Oct 31, 1982
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HALLOWEEN 1995 #1: Nudist Colony of the Dead, Goblin Girl, Casting my Spell, Halloween Cut-up, Zombie Stomp, Grim Grinning Ghosts, Midnight Stroll, Halloween Spooks, It's Halloween, Vampire Bat, Looney Tune, Vampire Sleeps, Werewolves of London, Psycho, Werecow, Monster Mash Oct 22, 1995
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HALLOWEEN 2044: Part 2 of our Halloween frightfest for 2020 brings you another two hours of spooky tunes and scary melodies, old and new! Check out the covers: "Monster Mash" by the Dollyrots, "I Put A Spell On You" by William Shatner, "Re: Your Brains" by the Whiffenpoofs, and "Dracula's Wedding" by Josh Turner. Oct 31, 2020
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HALLOWEEN 2142: Halloween is drawing closer, and this week's show is about two-thirds "spooky tunes and scary melodies"-- plus Ray Stevens' new song (and his first hit, from 60 years ago!), other gems from 1961, William Shatner's real-life rocket ride, and a cool new song featuring Josh Turner. Oct 16, 2021
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HALLOWEEN 2143: Here's another two hours of spooky tunes and scary melodies, familiar and not so familiar, to get you in the mood for October 31 -- plus a sneak preview of the new Barnes & Barnes album which comes out next month on Demented Punk Records. It's very Demented -- and very dark! www.drdemento.com Oct 23, 2021
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HALLOWEEN 2144: This week we celebrate zombies, werewolves, grave robbers, unripe pumpkins, and Count Dracula- it can only be another Dr Demento Halloween! We'll also preview another track from the new Barnes & Barnes album, "Pancake Dream," out November 5. Stream it at www.drdemento.com Oct 30, 2021
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HALLOWEEN 2244: Here's the second half of our Halloween doubleheader for 2022! Nudist Colony Of the Dead, Fear the Walking Dead, Zombie Apocalypse Barbecue, Re: Your Brains, Werewolves of London, Goblin Girl, Nature Trail to Hell and lots more haunted hits for your Halloween party! Oct 29, 2022
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HALLOWEEN 2342: BOO! Here's the first of our two all-new Halloween shows for 2023. Two hours-plus of spooky tunes and scary melodies, old and new, famous and obscure, funny and frightening! Stream the show now at drdemento.com. Oct 21, 2023
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HALLOWEEN 2343: Here's Halloween show #2 for 2023, with lots more spooky tunes and scary melodies old and recent -- Dinner with Drac, Werecow, Fear the Walking Dead, Zombie Jamboree -- you get the picture! Stream this show now or anytime at drdemento.com. Oct 28, 2023
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HALLOWEEN 9243: Werewolves, Shaggs, vampires, ghosts, haunted houses, terlets, and more Oct 25, 1992
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HALLOWEEN I 1242: On our first Halloween show for 2012 we celebrate the 50th anniversary of "Monster Mash." (Something else much scarier was going on at the same time - remember? We'll have a song for that too). We also celebrate zombies, horror movies, and Weird Al's birthday. Oct 20, 2012
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HALLOWEEN I 1442: Here's the first of our two Halloween shows for 2014. Fabulous frightful forgotten blasts from the past...mesmerizing melodies from the catacombs! Lots of things I haven't played before, or hardly ever! Rated PG-13. Oct 18, 2014
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HALLOWEEN I 1842: Here's the first of our two all-new Halloween shows for 2018. Lots of old favorites plus some goodies I've never played before. Rated PG-13 (mostly for Stephen Lynch). Oct 20, 2018
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HALLOWEEN II 1144: Part Two of our Halloween party for 2011 begins and ends by casting spells -- "Castin' My Spell," "I Put a Spell On You." In between, we have monsters mashing, hashing, twisting and rapping...ghosts grinning and dancing, and haunting Space Station Three...vampires kissing, and zombies doing what zombies do! Over two and a half hours of haunted hits from Halloweens past, present and yet to come. Oct 29, 2011
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HALLOWEEN II 1443: Here's Hallowen 2014 - The Sequel! This show leads off with 20 all-time Demented Halloween classics in a row. Lots of requests and rarities after that! Rated PG-13. Oct 25, 2014
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HALLOWEEN II: Dark Shadows, I Want my Baby Back, Grave Robbing Tonight, Grim Grinning Ghosts, With Her Head Tucked Under her Arm, Monster Rap, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Dead Man's Party, Nudist Colony of the Dead, It's Alive, Sitting up with the Dead, Carmen Miranda's Ghost, Cemetary Girls, Werewolves of London, Werecow, Monster Mash Oct 30, 1994
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HALLOWEEN LIVE ON KLSX: Dark Shadows, Grim Grinning Ghosts, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Halloween Hysteria, I Put a Spell on You, My old Flame, Curse of the Hearse, Werecow, I'm Hungry, Psycho, Please Mr. Grave Digger, Cemetery Girls, Nature Trail to Hell, Halloween Cut-up, Monster Rap Oct 29, 1989
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HALLOWEEN PART 1 1043: Here's the first of our two Halloween shows for 2010. Over two hours of spooky tunes and scary melodies! Lots of old favorites and some we haven't played before. Oct 23, 2010
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HALLOWEEN PART 1 1342: Our first Halloween show of 2013 is here. Scary songs abound! Sick and twisted at times, but no dirty words this time. Oct 19, 2013
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HALLOWEEN PART 1 2043: Here's Part One of my two-part Halloween Fantasy for 2020! Lots of haunted hits, and new things too. Happy Birthday Weird Al! Oct 24, 2020
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HALLOWEEN PART 1 2243: Halloween is sneaking up on you - BOO! Here's the first of our two Halloween shows for 2022. Old favorites and new ones too, including a dozen spooky tunes and scary melodies I haven't played before. Stream this show anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Oct 22, 2022
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HALLOWEEN PART 1: Dinner with Drac, I Want to Bite Your Hand, Headless Ghost, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, My Son the Vampire, Vampire Bat, Vampire Beavers, Zombie Jamboree, Carmen Miranda's Ghost, Werecow Oct 24, 1999
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HALLOWEEN PART 1: Looney Tune, Human Fly, Dracula, Sex and Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll, Singles Chanty, Nightmare, Tips on the Stock Market, Fly by Night Zone, Frankenstein You're a Turn on, Disco Drac, Going to the Funeral, My Old Flame Oct 28, 1979
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HALLOWEEN PART 1: Time Warp, Gobblin Girl, Casting my Spell, Monster Concert, Nightmare on my Street, Zombie Stomp, It's Alive, Carmen Miranda's Ghost, Midnight Stroll, Halloween Spooks, I Want to Bite Your Hand, Vampire Bat, Vampire Sleeps, Werewolves of London, Psycho, Werecow, Nature Trail to Hell Oct 22, 1995
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HALLOWEEN PART 2: Goblin Girl, Nightmare on my Street, Addams Family, Lurch, Nudist Colony of the Dead, It's Alive, Zombie Jamboree, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Werewolf, Werecow, Monster Mash Oct 31, 1999
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HALLOWEEN PART 2: Video Killed the Radio Star, Anne Boleyn, ERIC IDLE INTERVIEW, Mr. Sheene, I Hear Voices, Horror, Ravings of John McCullagh, Harvest Time, Creole Love Call, I Eat Kids, Draculust, Dr. Jeckyl & Mr. Hyde, Something's in the Bag Oct 28, 1979
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HALLOWEEN WITH ELVIRA CO-HOST: Spider and the Fly, I Want to Bite Your Hand, Halloween Spooks, The Lurch, Horror Movies, Please Mr. Gravedigger, Haunted House of Rock, Dead, Dracula, Skeleton in the Closet, Horror Movies, Putting on the Ritz, Vegas Vampire, We Are Dead Oct 30, 1983
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HALLOWEEN#2-0743 2007 Halloween Party Part Two, with lots more spooky tunes and scary melodies...all time favorites, rarities from way down in the catacombs, and some new blood too. Includes "I Want My Baby Back," "The Ballad of Bloody Guts," "With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm" and a special Frightful Five countdown. Oct 28, 2007
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HALLOWEEN/ERIC IDLE INTERVIEW: Looney Tune, Dracula, Psycho, Haunted House, Halloween Spooks, Headless Horseman, Tale of the Ticker, Skeleton in the Closet, Horror, Mr. Sheen, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Mr. Grave Digger, Dinner with Drac, Monster Mash Oct 28, 1979
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HALLOWEEN/ROCK & ROLL: Commercials on 45, Sailor's Life, My Man Rocks me, Rock & Roll, Rock & Roll Waltz, Old Payola Roll Blues, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Goblin Girl, Grandmother's Song, Prep Rap, Take-over, I Hear Voices, Hamster Love, Harry's Jockstrap Oct 25, 1981
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HALLOWEEN: Black Sunday, Dark Shadows, Haunted House of Rock, Grim Grinning Ghosts, I Was a Teenage Werewolf, Vampire Frogs, Spider and the Fly, I Put a Spell on You, Dinner with Drac, Addams Family, 10 Dead Ones, Mysterious Mose, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Werewolves of London, It's Halloween, Haunted House, Carmen Miranda's Ghost Oct 28, 1990
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HALLOWEEN: Dinner with Drac, Vampire Beavers, Discovery of the Week, Gobblin Girl, Werewolves of London, Haunted House, Mr. Ghost goes to Town, Grim Grinning Ghosts, Spider and the Fly, Curse of the Hearse, Please Mr. Gravedigger, Spook Opera, Thank you Scary Movies, Looney Tune, Trick or Treat, It's Halloween, Cemetary Girls, Monster Rap, Monster Mash Oct 27, 1985
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HALLOWEEN: Goblin Girl, Haunted House, Skeleton in the Closet, Pumpkin Man, Ghost Walk, Screaming Ball at Dracula Hall, I Put a Spell on You, Spider & the Fly, Human Fly, Dead, It's Halloween, Spooky Boogie, Putting on the Ritz, Dracula Oct 31, 1982
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HALLOWEEN: Goblin Girl, Spider and the Fly, I Want to Bite your Hand, Vampire Beavers, My old Flame, Monster Rap, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Ghost in the Trailer, Headless Ghost, Sitting up with the Dead, Dead Man's Party, Mummy, Addams Family, Boris the Spider, Zombie Jamboree, Werewolves of London, Werecow Oct 20, 2002
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Halloween: Mysterious Mose, Mr. Ghost Goes To Town, Halloween Spooks, My Handy Man, It's A Gas Oct 27, 1974
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HALLOWEEN: Please Mr. Gravedigger, Grandpa's Grave, Dance Macabre, Headless Horseman, Horror, Timothy, Awful Truth, Wobblin Gobblin, Looney Tune, I Want to Bite your Hand, My Old Flame, Shrivel Up Oct 29, 1978
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HALLOWEEN: Werecow, Grim Grinning Ghosts, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Spooky Sexy, Spider and the Fly, Human Fly, Boris the Spider, Carmen Miranda's Ghost, With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm, Vampire SLeeps, Zombie Jamboree, Sitting up with the Dead, Werewolves of London, Monster Mash Oct 24, 2004
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HALLOWEN W/ ELVIRA: Elvira co-hosts the show with the Doc! Addams Family theme, Dinner w/Drac, old commercials, Mr. Ghost, Werecow, Monster Mash, and more Oct 29, 1995
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HALLOWEN: Trick or Treat, Haunted House of Rock, Let's Twist Again, What Ever Happened to Eddie, Halloween Spooks, Dead, Vegas Vampire, Human Fly, It's Halloween, Haunted House, Headless Horseman, Spook Opera, Skeleton in the Closet, Harry the Toothless Vampire, Blob, Vampire Beavers Oct 28, 1984
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HANUKKAH 1049: We cover lots of ground this week in this two-and-a-half hour show...the TSA kerfluffle (the intimate side of air travel), the new Harry Potter flick, hot new Christmas dementia, a salute to winter, and a full hour of Hanukkah hilarity (or Chanukah chilarity if you prefer!) Dec 4, 2010
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HANUKKAH 2148: Happy Hanukkah! This year we celebrate the 40th anniversary of the first Hanukkah novelty song ever, "Hanukkah Rocks." Now there are quite a few, and I spin 14 of the best this week, along with the Top Ten for November, a just-released Weird Al cover of the Ramones, and lots more. www.drdemento.com Nov 27, 2021
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HANUKKAH/CHRISTMAS 1750: Here's the second of my three new holiday shows for 2017, with Hanukkah hits along with more funny Christmas songs old and new! Note: This show is not recommended for children, especially the last two segments. Dec 16, 2017
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HAPPY 1018: We have a very "happy" show for you this time...featuring a big stack of songs with the word "happy" in the title or prominent in the lyrics. While some are all about being happy, and nothing else, others are full of darkly ironic humor. The bonus tracks include three finalists in the most recent International Songwriting Competition (for which Weird Al and I were among the judges) plus new songs by Strapped (you may remember their underground hit " (Whip Me Beat Me Call Me) Edna". PARENTAL GUIDANCE SUGGESTED for the bonus tracks - lots of words you can't say on the radio. May 2, 2010
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HAPPY 1703: This week we have a happy show! Or to be specific, a song whose special topic is happiness. Happiest thing of all, no politics. (Well, hardly any). In the first hour, some songs about the sense of smell. Jan 21, 2017
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HAPPY EARTH DAY 0816: We celebrate the earth, and the dirt it's made of. We also say an early goodbye to Royal Canadian Air Farce, which will call it a career soon after 37+ years...and hello to The Great Luke Ski's new version of "The Chainsaw Juggler," with 18, count 'em 18, guest stars. Apr 20, 2008
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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2101: At last it's 2021! Our first show of the New Year features a few songs from the 1920s, and from more recent times, Viral Hits from the internet. Plus lots of requests and other surprises. Jan 2, 2021
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Happy New Year, Day Santa Claus Retired, Another Puff, Beam me up Scotty, I'm Against it, Dirty Dreams, Dr. Freud, Psychotherapy, Black Bug Boogie, Boogie, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Disco Boy, Cinerella, Witch Doctor, Gumball Wizard, Hey Shirley Dec 26, 1976
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Happy new Year, I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me, Head Cheese, Betty Boop, He's so Unusual, Mountain Girl, Empty-vee, This is the Life, Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Nellie the Elephant, Sister Mary Elephant, Up your Nose, Transfusion, White Collar Holler, Wet Dream, Eat my Shorts Jan 6, 1985
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Happy Song, Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head, One Piece at a Time, Skateboard Bill, Dunking Bagel, New Horizons in Music Appreciation, Mountain Dew, The Day I Drank a Glass of Water, Killer Curve, Famous Rear Concerto, Political Science, Gumball Wizard May 30, 1976
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HAPPY: I Took my Mother to a Cock Fight, Green Garden Hose, WWED, All my Favorite Drunks have Given up Drinking, Coffee, New Credit Card, Entering Marion, Cell Phone on the Highway, Hawaiian War Chant, Cowgirl Song, Happy Boy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Noodle vs. Sad Noodle, Happy Together, Happy Trails, Have a Peanut Butter Sandwich, Charlie-something Mar 25, 2001
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HARRY SHEARER INTERVIEW (part two): I Ran from Iran, Billy the Mountain, My Girl's Pussy, Rose Bowl Parade, Pasadena, My Parachute Won't Open, Jubilee Stomp, Something's in the Bag, Warm Leatherette, Geek's Revenge, Ayatollah, Ain't We Crazy, Everybody Wants my Fanny Jan 6, 1980
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HARRY THE HIPSTER INTERVIEW: Light my Fire, Idiot Song, Do Something, Obese Man, Mack the Knife, Timetable Blues, Marvin, 16 Tacos, Gumball Wizard May 9, 1976
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HATE 1229: This week we have hate songs. I hate this, I hate that. Actually they're funnier than most love songs. Also two songs and two sketches about answering machines (remember them?) Language: PG-13. The "Answering Machine" sketches by Barry & the Bookbinders and the Dead Alewives depict sex and violence. NOTE: this show was completed before the tragic shooting in Aurora, CO. It includes brief mentions of the new Batman movie and two songs inspired by the 1966 Batman TV series. Jul 21, 2012
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HATE SONGS 2307: Last week we had love songs -- this week we flip the coin for some hate songs - or, less seriously, dislike songs, which are often just as funny! Stream the new show now at drdemento.com. Feb 18, 2023
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HAWAII 0805: Warm up your radio! This week we leave the ice and snow behind and head to Hawaii for an hour of tropical Dementia. Spike Jones and Space Ghost join some of Hawaii's greatest home-grown humorists on this week's show. Feb 3, 2008
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HAWAII 2008: Today I have a tropical treat for your February - demented tunes from Hawaii and other balmy climes. We also have another de-mo-mentous Year in Dementia, a few songs for Washington's Birthday, and I'll discuss two, that's two brand new books about "Weird Al" Yankovic! (note: the fifth song in the show has a four-letter C-word which is very nasty in the USA, but less so in England, and is specifically used in the British context, which I explain after it plays). Feb 22, 2020
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HAWAII: Amazing Man, Pope on 45, Evil Boll Weevil, Mixed up Confusion, Contra Rap, My Attorney Bernie, Satellite Dish, Way You Make me Squeal, Hal & Lulu, She Grabbed my Coconuts, Stutter Rap, Give me Shades, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Everyone Does it in Hawaii, Loving You is Surfing You, Hawaiian Lei Song, Hawaiian War Chant, Elvis is Everywhere, Star Trekkin, Nine Coronas Jan 17, 1988
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HAWAII: Hot Rod Lincoln, Joe's Garage, Song of the Sewer, I Taut I Taw a Putty Tat, Hula Medley, On the Beach at Waikiki, Hawaiian War Chant, Hawaiian Lei Song, Aloha Oe, Hit me with your Rhythm Stick, Green Garden Hose, Boozy Nights, Ballad of Irving, Pencil Neck Geek, Do You Think I'm Disco? Sep 23, 1979
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HAWAII: Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Loving You is Surfing You, The Only Gay Eskimo, Rocking in the Rest Home, Do the Clinton, Way Down Deep You're Shallow, Weenie Wacker Jan 16, 1994
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HAWAII: Squirrels, Hamster Love, Aliens Really Stink, My Clone is an Idiot, Booty Man, It's All about the Pentiums, Brak's Hawaiian Vacation, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Loving You is Surfing You, Hawaiian Lei Song, Who Stole my Pakalolo, Chainsaw Juggler, Army Careers, Epithets Jan 30, 2005
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HAWAII: Uncle Jack says Relax, Hawaiian War Chant, Whiskey for Breakfast, Martin Boogie, Since my Baby Turned Gay, She Left me for a Destitute Quadraplegic, You Stomped my Heart, Blind Willie Feldman, Happy Dinosaur, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Loving You is Surfing You, Microsoft Word, Bugs, Do the Picard Jan 22, 1995
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HE 1338: This week I have songs with "he" and "him" in the title. Not nearly as many of those as there are "she" and "her" songs, but I found some good ones, like "He Hit Me (and it felt like a kiss)" by Mary Powell of Bedlam A.C., and "He Ate Too Many Jelly Donuts". Lots of nice rarities in our first hour. Sep 21, 2013
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HENRY PHILLIPS INTERVIEW: Lakeside Trailer Park, Embarrassing Moments, Four Years of High School Spanish, Joe's Garage, Sweet Little Blossom of Mine, Roommate from Hell, We Love Barney Fife, Inbred Locals, Happy Boy, Buck & Johnny, I'm the Greatest, Name Dropper, Funny Man, Carrot Juice is Murder Jan 12, 1997
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HER 1337: This week I have songs about her...not just one person, but a stack of songs with the words "her" and/or "she" in the title. Also some rare and entertaining 78's, and a tip of the tophat to the late car dealer Cal Worthington, whose commercials kept us entertained for half a century. Sep 14, 2013
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Here Comes the Man with the Jive, Ducktail, When Lulu's Gone, What Killed the Dog, Barnacle Bill, Gerald McBoing Boing, Stacker Lee, The Mummy, Don't Knock the Rock, Matzoh Balls, Bucket T, Bad Motorcycle Apr 9, 1972
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Hi-fi Blues, Mongoloid, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Nuke the Whales, Locked in the Closet with You, What is a One, Numbers, What are you Squawking About, Sunday Driving, Copycat Game, Rosie Don't Bang on the Piano, Test Tube Baby, Marijuana Munchies, Piano has been Drinking, Disco Toilet, My Radiation Mar 30, 1980
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HIGHLIGHTS (part 1): Snatch and Grab it, Waffle Whiffer, I'm a Cranky Old Yank, Stinkfoot, Another Puff, Barnes & Barnes interview, My Bicycle Tillie, Cohen on the Telephone, Dirty Don, Chula Vista, Ringo for President, Wonderful WINO, Hippity Hop Dec 10, 1978
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HIGHLIGHTS/BOTTOM NINE (part 2): Nose Job, Cocaine Habit, Green Christmas, Song with a Peel, Walter Wart, Some People Think Chickens have Lips, Giddyup Doughnut, Can I Pawn my Teeth to You, Salt Peanuts, Smokum Hokum, Psychic Vibrations, Punk Salad, Musical Snuff Box Dec 10, 1978
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HIP HOP 1212: "Girl Scout Cookies," "That Wuttin' a Marlboro," "Classic Rock Cut-off Date" (every rock fan needs to hear that one)...and over an hour of hilarious hip-hop, including songs I could never play on those classic rock stations where you used to hear me. This topic suggested and greatly assisted by the great Luke Ski, with additional input from Devo Spice. Language alert: segments 2 and 5. Mar 24, 2012
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HIPPIES/PSYCHEDELIA: I'm the Urban Spaceman, You Came from Outer Space, Stacy Brown Got Two, Does This Make me Gay?, Y2K Song, LSD Documentary, Journey to the Center of the Mind, Acid Test, Hole in my Shoe, Chainsaw Juggler Nov 7, 1999
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HIPPIES: The Byrds, The Beatles, The Mothers Of Invention May 21, 2006
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HISTORY OF ROCK N ROLL/INTERVIEW WITH BARRY HANSEN: This is not a Dr. Demento program, but an interview about the history of rock music. This is not comedy or novelty. Some featured songs are: Trouble In My Way, Pink Champagne, Tutti Frutti, I Walk The Line, Hound Dog, You Keep Me Hangin' On, Sunshine Of Your Love, Up On Cripple Creek (MONO ONLY) Jan 1, 1970
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HOCKEY/CANADA: Streets of Springfield, Don't Send in the Clowns, Dr. Kevorkian, Exercise Infomercial, Brady Bunch, Sister Mary Elephant, Really Safe Sex, Circular Impression, Pencil Neck Geek, You're a Hamburger, We Like Hockey, Hockey Here Tonight, Take Off, Quebec Language Police, I Love Beans, Lonesome Kicker, Cows with Guns Nov 9, 1997
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HOLIDAY #2 1250: Our second two-hour holiday blast for 2012 features "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas," "Cockroach Christmas," "Christmas on Acid," "Christmas With the Zombies," "Dysfunctional Family Christmas," that immortal carol "Whip Me Santa Claus," and a second stack of Hanukkah hilarity as well. PG-13 (except for the bonus tracks!) Dec 15, 2012
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HOLIDAY #2 of 3 1151: Christmas is sweetness and light, comfort and joy - for most folks! For some of us it's celebrated with sex, drugs and rock `n roll. This week's show has all of that, plus Hanukkah. (The kid-friendly holiday show is next week.) Dec 17, 2011
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HOLIDAY #3 of 3 1152: Our final holiday show for 2011 is fun for the whole family! No nasty words or dismembered Santas...just lots of funny songs for Christmas and Hanukkah. Dec 21, 2011
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HOLIDAY 1 of 3 1150: Here's the first of our three holiday specials for 2011 -- 53 demented delights for Christmas and Chanukah! Parental guidance suggested -- Santa gets killed, and Rudolph too. A few very bad words here and there. Lots of pure delight as well! (Watch for our good old-fashioned kid-friendly show coming up in two weeks, just in time for Christmas). Dec 10, 2011
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HOLIDAY 1449: Here's our first holiday show for 2014, featuring Dr. D's picks for the worst Christmas songs of all time, and some real good ones too, like "Christmas Balls," "Open Me First," and Robin Williams' "Visit From St. Nicholas." Dec 6, 2014
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HOLIDAY 1450: Here's holiday show #2 for 2014. More of the best and worst funny Christmas and Chanukah songs ever. "Green Christmas," "A Good Old Down Home Country Chanukah," "Little Dealer Boy," "The Day That Santa Claus Retired," etc. Dec 13, 2014
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HOLIDAY 1451: Our final holiday show for 2014 features Santa's helpers, including a few you might have forgotten! Also Santa Jaws, Christmas Dragnet (most folks call 'em green onions but they're really...), Seymour Swine's Blue Christmas, and a few more for Chanukah. Dec 20, 2014
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HOLIDAY 1652: Here's our third and final holiday show for 2016, with a set of Hanukkah songs along with lots of crazy Christmas carols, familiar and not so familiar, new and not so new! Bonus track at the end: the notorious "It's an Alt-Right Christmas," totally uncensored. Dec 24, 2016
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HOLIDAY 1950: Holiday show number two for 2019 once again puts the spotlight on Santa Claus, aka St. Nicholas, the saint who with a slight alteration of his name became the King of secular Christmas. More requests, more new songs (one created just a few days ago) and more beloved oldies. One F-word in the third-from-last song. Dec 14, 2019
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HOLIDAY 2050: Our second holiday show for 2020 is an eclectic delight, with rad new sounds (Osaka Popstar plays Daniel Johnston, and Josh Turner joins stratospheric harmonizers T.3), hardy perennials like "Green Christmas" and Tom Lehrer's "Christmas Carol", plus a half hour of Hanukkah Dementia, and a tribute to David L. "Squiggy" Lander. Dec 12, 2020
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HOLIDAY PART 1 1249: The first of our three holiday shows for 2012. I don't know how they do it, but people still keep thinking of new twists on the Christmas legend! Some great ones here, along with forgotten blasts from holidays past and some hardy perennials. Rated PG-13. Dec 8, 2012
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HOLIDAY PART 3 1251: Balls On Your Christmas Tree! The Mushroom Tabernacle Choir! Our final Christmas show for '12 has lots more favorites and rarities...including an early live version of "Open Me First" by Ogden Edsl with the part that's usually left out. Rated PG-13. Dec 22, 2012
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HOLIDAYS #1 2149: Hark, the Demented angels sing! The first of three holiday shows for 2021 is now available for streaming, with holiday hilarity old and new, from "Dominick the Donkey" to "Christmas In Lumania." Plus a set of Krampus songs, and a tribute to Stephen Sondheim. www.drdemento.com Dec 4, 2021
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HOLIDAYS 1850: It's Act Two of our holiday trilogy for 2018! Once again the Doctor hauls out the stepladder and retrieves a bunch of the best and a handful of the worst novelty Christmas songs of all time from that high shelf where they rest undisturbed for most of the year. (Parents of young children should take note of a couple of song titles toward the end of the show). Dec 15, 2018
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HOLIDAYS 1951: Our Christmas celebration winds up this year with more old favorites and new surprises. Special added attraction: hilarious hits for Hanukkah! One f-word (along with a box of candy and a piece of fruit) in the fourth-from-last song, otherwise PG-13. Dec 21, 2019
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HOLIDAYS 2049: Happy Holidays everybody! Here's the first of my three Christmas/Chanukah shows for 2020, featuring Weird Al, Yogi Yorgesson, Cheech & Chong, Albert Brooks, They Might Be Giants, Victor Banana, Seymour Swine, Barnes & Barnes, and lots more crazy carols and mad madrigals for your Demented delight. Dec 5, 2020
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HOLIDAYS 2051: We celebrate many holidays in December, but Christmas has inspired the most Deemented songs of any holiday in the whole year, anywhere! Most of them have to do with the celebration itself -- the parties, the presents, Santa and his accomplices. Enjoy your favorites, old and not so old, on our third and final all-new holiday show of 2020. www.drdemento.com Dec 19, 2020
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HOLIDAYS 2250: The first of our three all-new holiday shows for 2022 is now available for streaming at www.drdemento.com. It's got old favorites well worth hearing again -- Stan Freberg's "Green Christmas" plus crazy carols by Tom Lehrer, Yogi Yorgesson and Spike Jones, and some extremely Demented new things too! Dec 10, 2022
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HOLIDAYS 2251: Here's our second serving of holiday dementia for 2022, ending with a heaping helping of Hanukkah songs and comedy! Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com Dec 17, 2022
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HOLIDAYS 2252: Here's the third and final holiday show for 2022, with more holiday perennials plus some good ones I haven't played before. You can stream this (and over 2,000 older shows) now or anytime at drdemento.com. Hope you all have a safe and very happy Christmas! Dec 24, 2022
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HOLIDAYS 2349: The first of our three special shows for the 2023 holidays includes a dozen Hanukkah comedy songs (a genre that didn't exist at all when the Dr Demento Show began) plus a couple of Krampus songs. The rest of the show is all Christmas fun! Stream it now at www.drdemento.com. Dec 9, 2023
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HOLIDAYS I 1949: Here's the first holiday show for 2019. Santa gets no respect in some of our songs this week! Dec 7, 2019
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HOLIDAYS II 2350: Here's our second holiday show for 2023, starring Santa Claus who is the subject of most of the songs. At the end of the show is a tribute to the excellent song parodist John Mammoser ("9 Coronas", "My Girlfriend Is Inflatable" and many more) who died of cancer on December 7th. Stream this show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Dec 16, 2023
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HOLIDAYS III 2351: Here's the Doctor's third all-new holiday show for 2023, just in time for Christmas Eve Eve! You can stream this show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Dec 23, 2023
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HOME TOWNS (KLSX LIVE): It's so Chic to be Pregnant at Christmas, Tell Laura I Love Her, White Collar Holler, Martian March, Galaxy Song, Nixorcist, My Man Stands Out, My Home Town, Buffalo, Downtown Downer's Grove, Istanbul, Miami, October in Oxnard, This is Ponderous, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life Nov 10, 1991
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HOME TOWNS: Whole Lotta Love, Jeannie's Diner, Girls Ain't Nothing but Trouble, Kill a Tree for Christ, Marvin, Marvin I Love You, Second Week of Deer Camp #2, Fox in Socks, Whirlpool, Big Man Mambo, Blue Danube, Green, My Home Town, Buffalo, Downtown Downer's Grove, Istanbul, October in Oxnard, Spam, Time Warp, Star Trekkin Nov 10, 1991
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HOMETOWNS 1825: Today we celebrate hometowns - towns and cities in the USA and elsewhere, as saluted (and/or lampooned) by Tom Lehrer, Emo Phillips, Rose and the Arrangement, Carmen Miranda and many more (including Weird Al's first-ever commercial recording, before "My Bologna.") Some funny food songs in the first hour, and some sexy computers ("Binary Love" is rated PG-13). Jun 23, 2018
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Hooray for Captain Spalding, Lake Shore Drive, Old King Tut, You Know my Name Look up the Number, Waffle Whiffer, Eh Cumpari, St. James Infirmary, Little Blue Riding Hood, Boobs a Lot, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Spam Feb 8, 1976
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Hooray for Captain Spalding, Red Silk Stockings and Green Perfume, Wong Song, Trouble with Harry, Mother Goose's Wine, Hooray Hooray I'm Going Away, Broken Record, Mama Will Bark, Long John Blues, Cable Car Concerto, Slopposition, Shaving Cream, Hunting Song, Spam Nov 16, 1975
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HOOTENANNY 8343: I Get Weird, Hot Rod Lincoln, Cocaine, Party Broke Up, Talking Vietnam Potluck Blues, Dr. Freud, White Collr Holler, Talking Dust Bowl, Garbage, Small Circle of Friends, Fish Heads, Boogie in Your Butt Oct 23, 1983
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HORROR/DYLAN 1820: Another double feature this week - TV Horror Hosts, from Vampira to Elvira, plus Dylan imitations like "Polka Dot Undies" and "Green Eggs and Ham." Special added attractions: Logan Awards nominees for Outstanding Parody Song, and a hearty free-for-all in Hour One. May 19, 2018
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HORSES: April Showers, Bald Headed Woman, We Saw the Sea, Hawaiian Lei Song, You are so Rare to me, Send in the Clones, I Need your Help Barry Manilow, Rubber Biscuit, Brown Bag Blues, Ikey & Mikey, Horses Don't bet on People, Pinto Pony, Clip Clop, Suicide is Painless, Spam, Star Drek, Smoke Off Apr 22, 1979
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HOWIE MANDEL INTERIVEW: Normal, Spam, Martian Hop, Gangs, Burp, Beatles Medley, Go Go Pogo, Yuppiedrone, Bobby, Airline, Jetsons, I Do the Watusi, Junk Food Junkie, Roaches, Existential Blues (MONO ONLY) Jul 27, 1986
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HOWIE NAVE & LOOSE BRUCE KERR INTERVIEW: Whatever Happened to Eddie, Purple Haze, Oy it's so Humid, Hey Conductor, Cheese Head Song, I Want to be Catholic, Hot Dog Boogie, How Come my Dog Don't Bark, Schnauzer, Don't Pet the Dog, Touch Yourself, They're Coming to Take me Away Aug 18, 1991
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HUMAN BODY 0937: In our second hour this week we celebrate the human body in all its glory. Lots more songs about body parts are included on our online bonus segment, which is uncensored - no bleeps allowed on the bonus tracks! (Parental guidance suggested). Also this week: a four-song celebration of Talk Like A Pirate Day. Sep 13, 2009
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HUNTING 0745: It's hunting season again in the Land of Dementia. Way scarier than Halloween! We have ten hunting songs this year. Some are pro-hunting, others are anti-hunting, but all of 'em are funny and entertaining. There's also a rare and scary song about insanity by the recently departed country star Porter Wagoner. Along the way, with just a bit more seriousness, we salute Veterans Day, November 11 Nov 11, 2007
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HUNTING 0845: Here's our salute to Hunting Season 2008. Along with such perennials as "Da Turdy Point Buck" and Tom Lehrer's "Hunting Song" we have new hunting songs by Project Sisyphus and by those heroes of "outlaw" hunting, BadBob & Jimmy. We also salute Veteran's Day this week...and sheep, noses, and text messaging. Nov 9, 2008
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HUNTING 1042: Our theme this week is hunting. A bloody, dangerous and controversial sport, and one that's inspired more funny songs than any other sport we can think of. Notes: 1) "The Preacher and the Bear," written in 1904, has racial references typical of that era (not the n-word). 2) The first two Bonus Tracks have lots of explicit language. Oct 16, 2010
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HUNTING 1745: It's hunting season again. Controversial as that may be, it's inspired lots of funny songs and comedy over the years. Hear "The Second Week of Deer Camp," "Da Turdy Point Buck," "Hunting Tigers Out in Indiah" and lots more on this week's show, along with a special set for Veterans' Day. Nov 11, 2017
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HUNTING 2146: I don't imagine a great many Dementites take to the woods with rifles or shotguns these days (I've never tried it myself) but there are a lot of funny songs about hunting, and this show has some of the best! Lots of other goodies too. www.drdemento.com Nov 13, 2021
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HUNTING 2245: The Doc was out of town this week to promote the new Weird movie, so we're presenting an episode from the past about hunting. Even vintage Dr. Demento is always fresh! Enjoy now or anytime at drdemento.com Nov 5, 2022
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HUNTING 2344: Hunting animals is not quite as popular a pastime as it once was, but there are a lot of funny songs about hunting, and this week's blast from the past has a bagful of the best of them. You can stream that show anytime at drdemento.com. Nov 4, 2023
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Hunting 92 Sep 20, 1992
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HUNTING 9946: Wiener Dog Polka, I am Cow, Livin Like John Travolta, Belly up to the Bar, No No Song, Y2K Hooray, Daffy Duck Rhapsody, Hunting Tigers out in India, Devil Went to Jamaica Nov 14, 1999
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HUNTING SEASON: Now that Halloween is over, something even scarier: hunting season! Men running through the woods with guns! Giant deer! Amorous moose! Always one of our most popular topics, featuring "The Second Week of Deer Camp," "Morris the Moose" and "Da Turdy Point Buck." We'll also have a demented salute to the election (with "The One That Doesn't Suck So Bad" and "The Liar Sleeps Tonight"), an Australian salute to Arnold Schwarzenegger, and "Monster Hash" as it might (not) be sung by Bush and Chaney. Nov 5, 2006
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Hunting Song, Surfing Bird, Them Toad Suckers, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Loving Me, His Majesty the Policeman, I've Never Seen a Straight Banana, Hey Nelda, Burgers from Heaven, King Kong, That's my Boy, Them Poems, Stardrek Sep 26, 1976
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HUNTING: Fall in the United States, Hunting Song, Basketbal Jones, Bedrock Anthem, Fly on a Plane, Trigger Happy, Zombie Jamboree, We Eat Kitty Cats, Hunting Tigers out in India, I Shot Bambi's Mother, Food Innuendo Guy, Yosemite Sam, Weather Forecast, Hog Killing Day, PC, Second Week of Deer Camp, 30 Point Buck Nov 7, 1993
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HUNTING: Freckle Song, Janet Reno, Someone ate the Baby, I Wanna Hot Dog for my Roll, Junk Food Junkie, 10 Coronas, Who Drank my Beer, In Heaven there is no Beer, Backwards XYZ's, Funny Man, Answering Machine, T'ain't Nobody's Business, Mighty Manly Hunting Men, Yosemite Sam, Big Bucks, Hunting Song, Second Week of Deer Camp, 30-point Buck Nov 10, 1996
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HUNTING: Moose in my House, 8th Wonder of the World, Mutant Cows, Harry the Hairy Ape, Toad Suckers, Cause I'm a Blonde, Plain White Rapper, Hot Rocks Polka, Radio Shack, Silicon Valley Guy, Booger on my Beer Mug, Lion Hunt, Deer Hunters, Fox Chase, Preacher & the Bear, I Think I can Beat Mike Tyson, Gary Cooper Movie Five Yep, Janitor, Second Week of Deer Camp Nov 5, 1989
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