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Top Funny 25 2000 Dec 31, 2000
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CHRISTMAS PART 4: Everywhere it's Christmas, Christmas Cut-up, Chipmunk Song, Who Put the Stump?, Yingle Bells, Hanukkah Rocks, My Birthday Comes on Christmas, 12-pack of Christmas, You Ain't Getting Shit for Christmas, Soylent Night, Tradition, Hanukkah Song, How the Grinch Stole Hanukkah, Santa Claus and his Old Lady, Night Santa Went Crazy, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 24, 2000
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CHRISTMAS PART 3: Wreck the Malls, You Ain't Geting Didley Squat, Hanukkah in Santa Monica, Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel, Hanukkah Song part 2, I Want a Blow up Doll for Christmas, I Met Santa on the Internet, Who Let the Elves Out, Santa Clutz, Gonna Eat Cake for Christmas, Christmas with the Devil, Christmas Time in Hell, Whip me Santa Claus, I Had Sex with Santa, I've Got some Presents for Santa, Santa's Gonna Kick your Ass, How the Grinch Stole Hanukkah Dec 17, 2000
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CHRISTMAS 2000 PART 2: Holy Shit it's Christmas, Snowman, Here Comes Fatty Claus, Who Let the Elves Out, War of the Lights, White Trash Christmas, Rudolph the Bald Headed Reindeer, Wrap Your Gifts, Santa Claus is Smoking Reefer, How the Grinch Stole Hanukkah, Redneck Twelve Days of Christmas, Ding Fries are Done Dec 10, 2000
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CHRISTMAS PART 1: Must be Santa, Taking Care of Christmas, This Year I'm Shopping on Ebay, Who Let the Elves Out, Dearest Mr. Claus, I Farted on Santa's Lap, Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass, Da Turdy Point Christmas, How the Grinch Stole Hanukkah, Axl Christmas, I Want an Alien for Christmas, Fanboy Christmas, Blue Christmas Dec 3, 2000
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DEMENTED PLACES: Pull My Finger, Born in East L.A., Star Wars Cantina Nov 26, 2000
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(Added Mar 28, 2006)
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YOUR SONGS: Monster Hash, Beans, Oops I Farted Again, Five Years, Bar Trek, Class of 2000, Harry's Jockstrap, Boy Named Sue, Tubular Boobular, Birdhouse in your Soul, I Like your Skin, What's the Ugliest Part of your Body, Viagra in the Waters, Chainsaw Juggler, Whistle Stop, Devil Went to Jamaica Oct 1, 2000
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CATS: Cause I'm a Blond, My Dead Dog Rover, Stop Dragging my Car Around, How Come my Dog Don't Bark, Walleye, Vampire Beavers, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, I Taut I Taw a Putty Tat, My Girl's Pussy, Cows with Guns, Viagra in the Waters Aug 27, 2000
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LITTLE: Good old Days, Heaven is for Presbyterians, Chug-a-lug, Hampton the Hamster, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Puking in a Naked Girl's Bed, I Got a Small Thing, Short People, Little Blue Man, Little Toot, Little Boxes, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Debbie, Polkamon Aug 6, 2000
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BIG: Big 10-inch Record, Big Balls, Ode to the Little Brown Shack out Back, We are Dead, Teenage Romance, Who Put the Booger on my Beer Mug?, Viagra in the Waters, Your Feet's too Big, She's Big & Round, Big Leg Emma, Big Butt, Big Bottom, Chainsaw Juggler Jul 30, 2000
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Nine Coronas, Off his Rocker, Barber of Schlemeil, I'm a Swinger, Four Years of High School Spanish, Kiss me Where it Stinks, VH1 Blues, Dot Com Song, Touch a Name on the Wall, Beam me up Scotty, Do the Picard, Trouble with Klingons, Star Trek Life, What's up Spock, Spock Rap, Stardrek, Star Trekkin', Kirk & Spock May 28, 2000
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(Added Oct 5, 2014)
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COWS: Paralyzed, Decomposing Composers, Necrophilia, Shoehorn with Teeth, Frozen Embryos, Car Phone, Road Rage, Yuppie Drone, I Could be Zena, Sea of Grass, She's a Cow, Cow Pasture Polka, I am Cow, Werecow, Cows with Guns, Nights in White Castle Apr 30, 2000
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(Added Jul 2, 2017)
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VERNAL EQUINOX 0012: Living in the Fridge, Pedro and Man at the Beach, Sounds of Sinus Mar 19, 2000
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(Added Feb 11, 2008)
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Demented Love Songs 2000 Feb 13, 2000
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(Added Jan 1, 2006)
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DO-WOP: Happy Boy, Wrong Song, Honeymooner's Rap, What if Your Girlfriend was Gone, Toe to Toe with the H.M.O., What I Want is a Proper Cup of Coffee, On the Good Ship Lollipop, Rip Van Winkle, Mr. Bass Man, Charva, Rubber Biscuit, Your Horoscope for Today, Ode to my Car, Albuquerque, Viagra in the Waters Jan 9, 2000
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(Added Sep 21, 2020)
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NEW MILLENIUM: Time Warp, 2000 Year Old Man, Dachshunds with Erections, Troglodyte, Life Sucks Then You Die, Birds and the Bees Jan 2, 2000
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(Added Feb 8, 2009)
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