Welcome to the official online archive of The Dr. Demento Show!
Here you can browse our archives, which range from last week all the back to 1970! A new episode is added each Saturday morning, and older items are added to the archives each Sunday evening.
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BASEMENT TAPES 7 2114: This week's show features Dr Demento Basement Tapes #7, with a Weird Al rarity, Henry Phillips and more, plus a few Happy Easter songs...and I'll be celebrating a round number birthday with a couple of curlicues too! Join the party at www.drdemento.com!
ALIENS & UFO's: Send The Marines, Earth Girls Are Easy, The Flying Saucer (part 1&2), Aliens Really Stink Sep 25, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006)
MEDICAL DEMENTIA: Hardware Store, Rap Institute of America, TV Mama, Punk Rock Heaven, Space Jam, Puking in the Parking Lot, Alone Again, Outside the Hospital, Prednisone, Goodness Gracious Me, Working Where the Sun Don't Shine, 2600, Dumbledore Sep 11, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 19, 2011)
LABOR DAY 0536: Alone Again, Are You Lonesome Tonight (laughing), My Clone is an Idiot, Sinister Lunchmeat, Swift Kick in the Rear, Dog Eat Dog, When I'm Cleaning Windows, I'll Never Work There Anymore, Coffee, Lunchlady Land, My Attorney Bernie, Bricklayer, 1955, Vader Boy Sep 4, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 22, 2011)
COLLEGE FOOTBALL: Rejected Commercial Jingles, Jedi Drinking Song, Booty Man, Star Wars Prequel Homesick Blues, Space Jam, College Life, Roommate from Hell, Day of the Game, Football is the Game of the Lord, Lonesome Kicker, Chainsaw Juggler, You Won't Succeed on Broadway Aug 28, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 2, 2014)
VACATION: Beam me up Scotty, Bedrock Rap, 1955, Shaving Cream, Abalone, Pillsbury Cookie Dough, Christmas Season, I Need a Vacation, There's a Baby on the Plane, Cloud 9 Motel, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Axel F, I Got Crabs from Darth Vader, Dumbledore Aug 7, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 2, 2013)
SUMMER CAMP: In Heaven There is no Beer, If I Only Had a Plan, Nigel, Library, Those Were the Days, 1955, We Are Dead, Dumbledore, Be Prepared, Madalena Hadalena, Great Green Gobs, Dunderbeck's Machine, Hole in the Bucket, I Got Crabs from Darth Vader Jul 17, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 3, 2013)
ADVERTISING: Guitar Comics, Sympathy for George Lucas, 1955, Walk on the Kosher Side, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Commercials on 45, Billboard Song, Bear Whiz Beer, Mrs. Fletcher, Sales Pitch, I Like You, I Got Crabs from Darth Vader Jul 10, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 2, 2014)
DR. DEMENTO'S ZOO: Curly Shuffle, Cause I'm a Blonde, I Wear Cologne, You Won't Succeed on Broadway, Reasons to be Miserable, Little Hybrid, Cheese Boogie Deluxe, Kitten is Angry, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, 99 Dead Baboons, Gnu Song, Nellie the Elephant, Vader Boy, Epithets, Anakin May 22, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added May 4, 2014)
DR. DEMENTO'S FARM: Kitten is Angry, Food of Choice, Turdy Point Buck, Vader Boy, Old MacDonald Had a Farm, I am Cow, Down on the Electronic Farm, In the Mood, Baa Baa Black Sheep, Psycho Chicken, We Couldn't Start the Tractor, Marvin, Anakin, Devil Went to Jamaica May 15, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 3, 2014)
BODY PARTS: Toast, Anakin, Quidditch Ball Wizard, Girl Beer, Beer is Better than Women, Chaos, Ebay I Need Your Loving, Marty Feldman Eyes, Freckle Song, You Done Stomped my Heart, Give me the Finger, Your Face, My Sister's Nose, Your Brain Fell Out, Ballad of Optimus Prime, Army Careers, Inner Voice Apr 24, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added May 3, 2015)
TAXES/DENTISTRY: Ebay I Need Your Love, Chest of Drawers, Gay Boyfriend, Wish You Were Here, Smells like Nirvana, Ode to my Car, Because we Can, House that O.J. Built, Dust Mites, Your Tax Dollars at Work, Cavity Search, Teeth Clenched, Robot Cat, Epithets Apr 10, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 3, 2016)
WEATHER: 500 Robots, Giant Robot Store, Batman, Deodorant Song, That's Mathematics, History of Rock, I Got Stoned and I Missed it, Weather Channel Song, April Showers, Oy it's so Humid, Monster Hash, Charlie Something, Inner Voice Apr 3, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 7, 2020)
HAIR: They're Here, Little Blue Man, Happy Noodle vs. Sad Noodle, Who Shot J.R., Locked in the Closet with You, Don't Touch me There, Snow, Hair, Uneasy Rider, Get a Haircut Dad, Bang my Bald Spot, Aliens Really Stink, Army Careers Mar 20, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 7, 2020)
SCIENCE FICTION: Flying Saucer, Beam me up Scotty, vulcan Rubdown, Martian Boogie, Astro Boy, Bar Trek, Marvin the Paranoid Android, Never Set the Cat on Fire, Star Wars Cantina Mar 6, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 3, 2012)
SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY: Fat as I Am, Three Idiots I, We Didn't Start the 80's, Robot Cat, Speed Racer, Slow Talkers of America, Why Does the Sun Shine?, Mr. Wizard & Timmy, Richter Scale, Volcano Song, Stealing Like a Hobbit Feb 27, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 4, 2011)
HAWAII: Squirrels, Hamster Love, Aliens Really Stink, My Clone is an Idiot, Booty Man, It's All about the Pentiums, Brak's Hawaiian Vacation, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Loving You is Surfing You, Hawaiian Lei Song, Who Stole my Pakalolo, Chainsaw Juggler, Army Careers, Epithets Jan 30, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 3, 2013)
GEORGE W.BUSH (Red state songs):
The Ballad of Irving, Kinko the Clown,Them Moose Goosers,Arab Alabama, Grope Me Gently Jan 16, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 29, 2006)
THE BOBS INTERVIEW: Good Morning Bluebird, Take off Your Clothes, Music Sex & Cookies, Pac-Man Fever, Epithets, Turbo Noise Hair Clippers, 99 Dead Baboons, Giant Robot Store, Helter Skelter, Sounds of Sinus, Army Careers Jan 9, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 3, 2011)
