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Welcome to the official online archive of The Dr. Demento Show!
Here you can browse our archives, which range from last week all the back to 1970! A new episode is added each Saturday morning, and older items are added to the archives each Sunday evening.
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SUPERHEROES: Ode To A Superhero, Super-Duper Man, Hey Batman!, Particle Man,Super Hero Blues Nov 27, 2005
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THINKING BIG (Bounce your Boobies, Fat, Big 10-inch) Oct 16, 2005
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LITTLE THINGS: (boobs-a-lot,
The Smallest Thing Known To Man,
Wet Dream) Oct 9, 2005
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STUPIDITY: Dare To Be Stupid, Serenade To A Jerk, My Clone Is An Idiot, Dance Like An Idiot Oct 2, 2005
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ALIENS & UFO's: Send The Marines, Earth Girls Are Easy, The Flying Saucer (part 1&2), Aliens Really Stink Sep 25, 2005
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BAD PEOPLE: World is Full of Bastards, You Got Your Baby Back, Gimme the Head of Old Bin Laden Sep 18, 2005
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MEDICAL DEMENTIA: Hardware Store, Rap Institute of America, TV Mama, Punk Rock Heaven, Space Jam, Puking in the Parking Lot, Alone Again, Outside the Hospital, Prednisone, Goodness Gracious Me, Working Where the Sun Don't Shine, 2600, Dumbledore Sep 11, 2005
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LABOR DAY 0536: Alone Again, Are You Lonesome Tonight (laughing), My Clone is an Idiot, Sinister Lunchmeat, Swift Kick in the Rear, Dog Eat Dog, When I'm Cleaning Windows, I'll Never Work There Anymore, Coffee, Lunchlady Land, My Attorney Bernie, Bricklayer, 1955, Vader Boy Sep 4, 2005
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COLLEGE FOOTBALL: Rejected Commercial Jingles, Jedi Drinking Song, Booty Man, Star Wars Prequel Homesick Blues, Space Jam, College Life, Roommate from Hell, Day of the Game, Football is the Game of the Lord, Lonesome Kicker, Chainsaw Juggler, You Won't Succeed on Broadway Aug 28, 2005
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VACATION: Beam me up Scotty, Bedrock Rap, 1955, Shaving Cream, Abalone, Pillsbury Cookie Dough, Christmas Season, I Need a Vacation, There's a Baby on the Plane, Cloud 9 Motel, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Axel F, I Got Crabs from Darth Vader, Dumbledore Aug 7, 2005
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SUMMER CAMP: In Heaven There is no Beer, If I Only Had a Plan, Nigel, Library, Those Were the Days, 1955, We Are Dead, Dumbledore, Be Prepared, Madalena Hadalena, Great Green Gobs, Dunderbeck's Machine, Hole in the Bucket, I Got Crabs from Darth Vader Jul 17, 2005
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ADVERTISING: Guitar Comics, Sympathy for George Lucas, 1955, Walk on the Kosher Side, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Commercials on 45, Billboard Song, Bear Whiz Beer, Mrs. Fletcher, Sales Pitch, I Like You, I Got Crabs from Darth Vader Jul 10, 2005
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DR. DEMENTO'S ZOO: Curly Shuffle, Cause I'm a Blonde, I Wear Cologne, You Won't Succeed on Broadway, Reasons to be Miserable, Little Hybrid, Cheese Boogie Deluxe, Kitten is Angry, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, 99 Dead Baboons, Gnu Song, Nellie the Elephant, Vader Boy, Epithets, Anakin May 22, 2005
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DR. DEMENTO'S FARM: Kitten is Angry, Food of Choice, Turdy Point Buck, Vader Boy, Old MacDonald Had a Farm, I am Cow, Down on the Electronic Farm, In the Mood, Baa Baa Black Sheep, Psycho Chicken, We Couldn't Start the Tractor, Marvin, Anakin, Devil Went to Jamaica May 15, 2005
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DEMENTED SIDE OF COMMUNISM: Gas Money, Russian Band Stand, Hole in the Iron Curtain, In Russia May 1, 2005
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BODY PARTS: Toast, Anakin, Quidditch Ball Wizard, Girl Beer, Beer is Better than Women, Chaos, Ebay I Need Your Loving, Marty Feldman Eyes, Freckle Song, You Done Stomped my Heart, Give me the Finger, Your Face, My Sister's Nose, Your Brain Fell Out, Ballad of Optimus Prime, Army Careers, Inner Voice Apr 24, 2005
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EARTH DAY 0516: We Are The Worms, Sarah Cynthia Stout, It's Not Nice To Fool Mother Nature Apr 17, 2005
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TAXES/DENTISTRY: Ebay I Need Your Love, Chest of Drawers, Gay Boyfriend, Wish You Were Here, Smells like Nirvana, Ode to my Car, Because we Can, House that O.J. Built, Dust Mites, Your Tax Dollars at Work, Cavity Search, Teeth Clenched, Robot Cat, Epithets Apr 10, 2005
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WEATHER: 500 Robots, Giant Robot Store, Batman, Deodorant Song, That's Mathematics, History of Rock, I Got Stoned and I Missed it, Weather Channel Song, April Showers, Oy it's so Humid, Monster Hash, Charlie Something, Inner Voice Apr 3, 2005
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EASTER/RODENTS 0513: Waffle Whiffer, Kill The Wabbit, Hamster Love, Squirrels Mar 27, 2005
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HAIR: They're Here, Little Blue Man, Happy Noodle vs. Sad Noodle, Who Shot J.R., Locked in the Closet with You, Don't Touch me There, Snow, Hair, Uneasy Rider, Get a Haircut Dad, Bang my Bald Spot, Aliens Really Stink, Army Careers Mar 20, 2005
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GREEN/ST. PATRICK'S DAY 0511: Harry's Jockstrap, Pachelbel, Biddy McGraw, Jolly Green Giant Mar 13, 2005
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SCIENCE FICTION: Flying Saucer, Beam me up Scotty, vulcan Rubdown, Martian Boogie, Astro Boy, Bar Trek, Marvin the Paranoid Android, Never Set the Cat on Fire, Star Wars Cantina Mar 6, 2005
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SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY: Fat as I Am, Three Idiots I, We Didn't Start the 80's, Robot Cat, Speed Racer, Slow Talkers of America, Why Does the Sun Shine?, Mr. Wizard & Timmy, Richter Scale, Volcano Song, Stealing Like a Hobbit Feb 27, 2005
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BIRDS: Men, Fraternity Life, Zombie Jamboree, Old Guys do it, Mr. Ed, Inner Voice, I Hate when that Happens, Life Sucks then You Die, Bird House in your Soul, Golden Birdies, Old Man Emu, In the Mood, Little Birdy, Son of Irving, Liar Sleeps Tonight, Jedi Mind Trick, Army Careers, If I Had the Copyright Feb 20, 2005
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Valentine Special 2005 Tribute to Johnny Carson Feb 13, 2005
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SUPER BOWL: Duct Tape Song, Hardware Store, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Singing in the Bathtub, Times They Haven't Changed Much, Watching 24, Jedi Mind Trick, Sorcerer's Stone, Talk like a Pirate Day, National Anthem Rejected, Dear Janet, Lonesome Kicker, Good Morning Bluebird, Girlfriend, Very English Thing, Epithets Feb 6, 2005
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HAWAII: Squirrels, Hamster Love, Aliens Really Stink, My Clone is an Idiot, Booty Man, It's All about the Pentiums, Brak's Hawaiian Vacation, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Loving You is Surfing You, Hawaiian Lei Song, Who Stole my Pakalolo, Chainsaw Juggler, Army Careers, Epithets Jan 30, 2005
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PLACES: Downer's Grove, My Home Town, Talking New York, Born in East LA, Istanbul not Constantinople Jan 23, 2005
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GEORGE W.BUSH (Red state songs):
The Ballad of Irving, Kinko the Clown,Them Moose Goosers,Arab Alabama, Grope Me Gently Jan 16, 2005
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THE BOBS INTERVIEW: Good Morning Bluebird, Take off Your Clothes, Music Sex & Cookies, Pac-Man Fever, Epithets, Turbo Noise Hair Clippers, 99 Dead Baboons, Giant Robot Store, Helter Skelter, Sounds of Sinus, Army Careers Jan 9, 2005
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NONSENSE: King Tut, This is Ponderous, Insulin, Happy New Year, New Year's Resolutions, Hangover, Duluth, Ambrose, Bucket of Blood, Talk like a Pirate Day, Epithets, Rubber Biscuit, Go Go Pogo, Fox in Socks, Funniest Song in the World, On the Amazon, Ying Tong Song, Ain't we Crazy, White Trash Husband, Swift Kick in the Rear, Girlfriend, Army Careers Jan 2, 2005
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