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NUDITY: Battle of Kookamunga, Buck Naked, Happy Dinosaur, Raccoon Song, Bumblebee Invaded a Nudist Colony, Giant Spiders, Baby Snakes, Show it at the Beach, Istanbul not Constantinople, Goodness Gracious Me, Don't Bang on the Piano, Pasties & a G-string, Totally Nude, Oral Hygiene, When I was a Dinosaur, Coneheads, Trip to Jurassic Park Jul 25, 1993 
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NAPOLEON XIV INTERVIEW: Crusher, I'm the Slime, Butch Soap, Streaking U.S.A., Lion & Albert, Marie Provost, Timothy, Copycat Game, I like Stinky Cheese, Split Level Head, Shelter of your Arms, They're Coming to take me Away, Can you Dig it, I Owe a lot to Iowa Pot, Punk Polka, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Rock Lobster May 25, 1980
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SPRINGTIME/ST. PATRICK'S DAY/BASEBALL 2511: Listen to today's show and hit a triple! Yes, spring has almost sprung, and we start off with some of our favorite ditties of the season, followed by a salute to St. Patty's Day and all things Irish, and then it's time to play ball! Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com Mar 15, 2025
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KMET LIVE PART TWO: Seven Come Eleven, Pistol Packing Mama, Respect, Ed Barbara, With my Little Ukulele in my Hand, Bring Back the 50's, WPLJ, Jungle Boogie, Loving Me, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, October in Oxnard, Contest, Argument Clinic, You Went the Wrong Way old King Louis, Do You Wanna, Waffle Whiffer, Mr. Jaws, Bounce your Boobies Sep 21, 1975
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KMET LIVE PART ONE: April Showers, Twinkle Twinkle Little Earth, Laughing Gnome, Elements, Gnu Song, It's Sister Ginny's Turn to Throw the Bomb, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten, What are you Squawking About?, Don't let it Burn, Tomato Vendetta, Cheese Boogie Deluxe, Tacos for Two, El Pizza, Junk Food Junkie, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Black Bear Road, Sarah Jane Sep 21, 1975
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B-SIDES/SEQUELS 2510: It's a demented double feature with a focus on 45 rpm B-sides for the first half, then answer records and follow-ups for the second half! Mar 8, 2025
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BUGS: Happy Birthday, Life Sucks then you Die, Blowing Off, Oral Hygiene, I've got a Tan like David Hasselhoff, I am the Very Model of a Cartoon Individual, Don't put Back the Fuse, Dysfunctional Family Reunion, Fly's Eyes, Spider & Fly, Boris the Spider, Red Ants, Really Safe Sex, Star Wars Cantina, Return to Jurassic Park Jul 6, 1997
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FATHER'S DAY: George of the Jungle, Music Sex & Cookies, Yuppie Love, 88 Lines about 44 Women, One more Minute, Goodbye to You, Every Dog Has it's Day, Happy Boy, Waitress, Fat is in, My old Man, I'm Bugged at my Old Man, Papa's on the House Top, Like a Surgeon, Acupuncture, We like Ugly Women, Yoda, World is Mine Jun 16, 1985
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SPIKE JONES 2509: This week we have 3 special topics! The first half of the show is a survey of the career of the supreme funny music maker of the 1940s, Spike Jones. Then we have the Logan Awards nominees for best parody song and best original song of 2024. Finally we have the February 2025 top ten. It's all here at drdemento.com! Mar 1, 2025
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ALL AMERICAN: Lakeside Trailer Park, Harvey & Sheila, Stars & Stripes, Stupid Day Job, Reality Virus, I Owe a lot to Iowa Pot, Robert Downey, Take me out to the Ballgame, Yellow Rose of Texas, 18 Wheels on a Big Rig, Wolf Creek Pass, 200 Candles, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Fisting the Sheep, Beer, Let me Make you Smile in Bed Jul 1, 2001
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BACK TO SCHOOL (LIVE ON KMET): Buckwheat Toupee, Blue Danube, Garbage Man Song, Cobwebs & Strange, Who Cares, Mr. Apollo, Earache my Eye, Sister Mary Elephant, I Hate when That Happens, College Life, Dodger Stadium, Ballad of the Blue Cyclone, Jabberwocky, Rapping Nerd, Let's Make Love in a Microwave, Sushi-o, Candy Wrapper, Born in East L.A. Sep 8, 1985
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RECORDS 2508: This week we spotlight phonograph records, and also flash back to 1991 to hear hot hits of the day, and 1981 to catch some listener requests from that time. Feb 22, 2025
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April Showers, Almost Degraded, Hard to be Humble, Catch it and you Keep it, My Boyfriend got a Beatle Haircut, Please Please Me, My Parachute won't Open, Copycat Game, Gotta Get a Fake I.D., I Don't Want to get Drafted, Terrible War in Snyder's Grocery Store, Spam, Wild One, Mr. Sheene, Boris the Spider, Disco Toilet, Slide Trombone, Punk Polka Apr 27, 1980
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DIETING: Delicious, Hickey on your Neck, Life is too Short to be Shy, Living on the Borderline, Time Warp, 9 Coronas, Bubba Quit Drinking, Dwayne Stomp PSA, Mel Blanc Interview, Dangerous Kitchen, Snack by Snack, Skinny Girls, Fat as I am, Diet Song, Eat too Much, Fat Man's Prayer, This Used Car of Mine, Uncle Jack says Relax Jul 29, 1990
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INSANITY 2507: It rained real water in the land of Dementia yesterday - first time in many months. You might even hear it on the roof a little bit in my intros and outros on this show. The topic is insanity, always a colorful subject on my show! Feb 15, 2025
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KMET PART TWO: Primitive Love, Old Dick Potter, Little Bo Peep has Lost her Jeep, Barnacle Bill the Sailor, Dinner with Drac, Belly up to the Bar Boys, Acapulco Gold, College Life, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, I Never Harmed an Onion, Sam the Hot Dog Man, Don't go Near the Eskimos, Dr. Hackenbush, Piddling Pup, I'm Tired, Eleanor Rigby, Plexiglass Toilet (MONO ONLY) Jul 14, 1974
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KMET PART ONE: MTA, California Sunshine, That's my Weakness Now, Rum & Coca-Cola, Skinny Dipping, Goodtime Girl, Baby Barbie, Mule Skinner Blues, Chicken Song, President Song, Der Fuehrer's Face, Twisted, Satisfy me one More Time, Johnny's got a Yo Yo, Letters, Boa Constrictor, Hey Mr. Barber, Haircut, When you Wish Upon a Star, Ode to a Loquat (MONO ONLY) Jul 14, 1974
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LOVE 2506: Next Friday is Valentine's Day, and I'll play a bunch of Demented love songs, along with some unusual versions of familiar rock & roll songs, some Demented classics from early TV, and some unclassifiable crazy stuff. You can stream that show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com Feb 8, 2025
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PARODIES/COLLEGE: I Love Onions, Horrible Breath, Rock & Roll Classroom, Metal Head, Holding out for Shapiro, Major Connie, Hamster Love, Breakfast Wine, Repetition, Dog Police, Bright College Days, Collegiate, Fraternity Blues, Curly Shuffle, 99 Dead Baboons Sep 30, 1984
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HENRY PHILLIPS INTERVIEW: She Loves You, Annoying Song, Hostility Rag, One Banana Two Banana, Debbie, Everyone's Free to Wear Sunscreen, March of the Cuckoos, Monty Python Theme, Laughing Record, Urban Myth, Fresh Out of Blues, You Might be a Trekkie, Me like Hockey, Chainsaw Juggler Mar 28, 1999
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NONSENSE/TOP TEN 2505: The songs in this show make little or no sense - which is exactly what their lyricists and composers were aiming for! We'll hear about 30 all time classic nonsense songs, plus the Top Ten for January. Feb 1, 2025
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DOGS & CATS: Drinking Song, Donald Where's your Trousers, Wasn't that a Party, Roadkill, Rap Around, Clean Song, Closer, How Sweet to be an Idiot, We got a Stick for That, Gonna buy me a Dog, Shameful Ballad of Lijah, Froo Froo the Talking Cat, Sealed with a Bris, Cute Little Puppy, Dead Rappers, Bad Influence, Saga Begins Aug 25, 2002
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WORKING (LIVE ON KMET): Thus Cacked Henrietta, Surfing Bird, Pet Shop, Su-Sushio, Lumberjack Song, White Collar Holler, Pastures of Plenty, Mayberry Beret, New York, Marty Feldman Eyes, Maternity Girl, Purple Rain, Hooked on Polkas, Rapping Nerd, Downtown Downer's Grove, Honeymooner's Rap, Born in East L.A. Sep 1, 1985
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SMOKING 2504: This week we flash back to past episodes from the '80's to the 2000's to hear tunes about smoking pro & con, among other things. Jan 25, 2025
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Boogie, Naked Ape, I Don't Wanna get Drafted, Go Go Radio Moscow, 5 Minute University, Wait 'til you Get Them up in the Air Boys, Lobby Number, Life is a Rock, Alvin's Harmonica, Green Garden Hose, Fish Heads, No Anchovies Please, Punk Polka, Disco Sucks Apr 20, 1980
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Summertime Blues, Those 2 Dreadful Children, That's my Boy, Time Warp, Video Games, Freckles, 5lb. Box of Cheese, Nature Boy, Turning Japanese, Burning Up, We Will all go Together when we Go, Catch it & you Keep it, Bras on 45, Valley Girl Jun 27, 1982
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LIST SONGS 2503: Today's new show features list songs, or "catalog" songs -- One Piece At a Time, Subterranean Homesick Blues, 99 Words for Boobs to name a few. These can be little thrill rides for your brain! Jan 18, 2025
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KMET PART TWO: My old Lady Blues, I Get a Kick out of You, 11:69 Express, Motel Time, Don't you Make me High, Stone Cold Dead in the Market, Just a Dream, Wet Dream, Reefer Man, Hold that Tiger, Laughing Record, Howling at the Moon, Hot Nuts, Davy's Dinghy, It's a Gas, Didn't it Rain (MONO ONLY) Feb 11, 1973
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KMET PART ONE: Hawaiian War Chant, Truck Driving Man, Where did Robinson Crusoe Go, Washington Crosses the Delaware, Civilization, Whale Song, Whatever Happened to Music, Boris the Spider, Old King Tut, Gone Fishing, Dragnet, Looking Good but Feeling Bad, Whale of a Tale, Girlfriend of the Whirling Dervish, That's all Folks (MONO ONLY) Feb 11, 1973
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OLD 2502: This week we explore all things old, including old men, old women, old places, and old times. Jan 11, 2025
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CATS: Baa Baa Black Sleep, Kill the Wabbit, Shaddup you Face, Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence, Better you Feel, Lazing in the Shade, Yoda, Foot Fetish, Bald Guys, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Siamese Cat Song, Alaska Cats, Open that Can, Never Set the Cat on Fire, Cat Got Dead, Cat Came Back, Do the Picard, Down with VEG, Stress Aug 28, 1994
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ALL REQUESTS: Merry Minuet, Don Henley must Die, Shake your Tuchas, If Pigs had Wings, Rubber Biscuit, Wolf Creek Pass, 18 Wheels on a Big Rig, Telephone Man, Open the Door Richard, Inflationary Language, Daddy's Money, Leader of the Laundromat, Who's on First, Ooh Don't Touch That, Kick Ass U.S.A., Oy it's so Humid Oct 14, 1990
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NEW 2501: As we embark upon a new year, this week's show celebrates newness. The actual songs may not be new, but I'm including some neat songs about being new. You can stream this show now at www.drdemento.com Jan 4, 2025
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Daily Dose of Dementia (May 10 93 to Jun 4 93): Need for Speed, Cruel Shoes, Hair Piece, 1200 Hamburgers to Go, Uncle Freddie, Last Will & Temperament, Lying, Relationships, Library, Punitive Damages, Jobs, Unemployed, Fat Albert Plays Dead, Ice Box Man, Calling in Sick, Used Paint, Religion & Politics, Traffic, How I Spent my Summer Vacation May 10, 1993
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THE FUNNY 25 FOR 2024! (2452) It's the year's hottest & coolest, along with some Hanukkah and New Year's songs. Dec 28, 2024
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NONSENSE: King Tut, This is Ponderous, Insulin, Happy New Year, New Year's Resolutions, Hangover, Duluth, Ambrose, Bucket of Blood, Talk like a Pirate Day, Epithets, Rubber Biscuit, Go Go Pogo, Fox in Socks, Funniest Song in the World, On the Amazon, Ying Tong Song, Ain't we Crazy, White Trash Husband, Swift Kick in the Rear, Girlfriend, Army Careers Jan 2, 2005
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RADIO FREE VESTIBULE INTERVIEW: Let's Drop the Big One, Martian Hop, Martian Boogie, Pull my Finger, Argument Clinic, Mr. Twister, Fred the Chicken Queen, Sensitive New Age Guys, Big Fat Road Manager, Grunge Song, Hits of the Future, You're a Hamburger, Headline News, Spy Hard, Glory Glory Paranoia, Marvin I Love You, Smoke-off Jun 16, 1996
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CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH 2451: The penultimate show of 2024, with more Christmas cheer for you, plus some Hanukkah hilarity, is streamable now at www.drdemento.com Dec 21, 2024
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BASEBALL (LIVE ON KLSX): You're Breaking my Heart, Raised in the '60's, Olympic Song, Walk like an Egyptian, Men, Right Hand, Who's on First, Dodgers Song, I Love Mickey, Third Base Bag, Dying Cub Fan's Last Request, Penis Envy, Don't Worry be Happy, Hey Roger, Nightmare on my Street, Spock Rap Sep 25, 1988
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HARRY SHEARER INTERVIEW: Beam me up Scotty, Martian Boogie, Nick Danger, Santa got a Sunburn, Copycat Game, Nightmare, Rose Bowl Commentary, In Someone's Sneakers, We're the Sunday Drivers, Wolf Creek Pass, Pineapple, Shape of Things, Test of Love & Sex, My Bologna, Mr. Bill, Grandma got Run over by a Reindeer Dec 16, 1979
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CHRISTMAS 2450: Here is the penultimate Christmas show of 2024, with lots of old favorites, several not-so-old favorites, and several holiday treats I haven't served before. Next week will be the ultimate holiday Demented delight, including some goodies for Hanukkah! Dec 14, 2024
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KMET PART TWO: Euphoria, Uncle Hiram & the Homemade Beer, Do You Think I'm Disco, Cosmic Debris, American Moon, Looney Tune, Down in Hollywood, Highland Park I Love You, Guilty Rag, Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh, Bad Dog, Art of the Ground Round, Kindergarten of the Stars, Toucha Toucha Toucha Me, Smoke Off, Marijuana Munchies, Disco Sucks, Idi Amin Jul 22, 1979
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KMET PART ONE: When Lulu's Gone, Bruces, Meet me at the Beach, Big Leg Emma, Jams & Jellies, Tuna Fish Song, Col. Bogey, Mr. Roberts, Sweet Violets, You Make me Stand in the Corner, French Mistake, I Love Onions, I've Never Seen a Straight Banana, Frankfurter Sandwiches, Buzz the Fuzz, My Blue Heaven, Physical, Mediocre Fred, Want Ads, Oleomargarine Jul 22, 1979
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WINTER/CHRISTMAS 2449: We flash back to some ghosts of Christmas past, plus snow, skiing, and other wintertime fun. Dec 7, 2024
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TELEVISION PART 2: Penguin on the T.V., I Can't Watch This, They Drive me Brady, California Kid, Chicks Dig Me Cause I Bowl, Rollerblading, Let's get Fiscal, Wet & Naked, I've got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts, Carrot Juice is Murder, Grunt Song, Frank's 2000in T.V., Ed Sullivan, Gilligan's Island Stairway, Rub, Random Drug Testing, Who's on First, O.J.O., Fish Heads Apr 9, 1995
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BONZO DOG PROFILE: Flushed from the Toilet of my Heart, Rapping Rodney, Edmund's Comet, Doomsday Waltz, K-mart Blues, It's the Real World After All, Bras on 45, Funky Butt, Noises for the Leg, My Pink Half of the Drainpipe, Hole in my Shoe, Mixed up Confusion, Ain't we Crazy, ABC's of Dead Russian Leaders, Life Sucks then you Die, Stallone Again Naturally, Wet Dream Jan 12, 1986
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TOP TEN 2448: Here's the final Top Ten of 2024. (Four weeks from now, I'll spin the Funny 25 with the most popular Demented songs for the whole year!) Nov 30, 2024
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SUPER BOWL: Duct Tape Song, Hardware Store, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Singing in the Bathtub, Times They Haven't Changed Much, Watching 24, Jedi Mind Trick, Sorcerer's Stone, Talk like a Pirate Day, National Anthem Rejected, Dear Janet, Lonesome Kicker, Good Morning Bluebird, Girlfriend, Very English Thing, Epithets Feb 6, 2005
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EARTH DAY: Big Balls, I Wanna be a Woman, My Dog ate Nolan Ryan, Woman to Domino's, Your Feet's too Big, Leprosy, Grandpa's Gone Gangster, Rest Home Arizona, Toxic Swap, Bicycle Seat, Raccoon Song, Mother Nature, Ode to Playboy, Toe to Toe with the H.M.O., Getting in Touch with my Inner Bitch, Amanda Cohen Interview Apr 16, 2000
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THANKSGIVING 2447: Today we celebrate a Demented Thanksgiving with old seasonal favorites like "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" and "Take an Indian To Lunch" plus newer soon-to-be-perennials like "Taylor Got Run Over By a Reindeer" and "It's Fucking Cold Outside". Hear this brand-new show at www.drdemento.com ! Nov 23, 2024
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Merry Christmas you Suckers, I Got a Cold in my Nose, Lazy Mary, Nick Danger, Pico & Sepulveda, Laurel & Hardy In London, Copycat Corner, Reefer Head Woman, Cruel Shoes, Merry Minuet, My Radiation, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Twilight Bone, Mr. Bill, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life Dec 9, 1979
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SCIENCE FICTION: Hello Muddah, Johnny Carson, Can we Talk, You Look Marvelous, Downtown Downer's Grove, Step Right up, Normal, At the Codfish Ball, Trouble with Klingons, Jawas Roasting, Yoda, Astro Boy, Earth Girls are Easy, Dr. Who Theme, Doctor in Distress, Marvin I Love You, Television Rap, Honeymooner's Rap, Just a Big Ego Aug 25, 1985
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HUNTING 2446: Hunting season is here, and the woods are full of trees, animals, and people - but beware of the bullets! Hunting is serious business, but has inspired a lot of funny songs over the years, and I'll play an hour's worth of seasonal classics on this week's show, along with songs about naked people, squirrels (also naked), nuclear weapons and other curiosities. Hear them all by visiting www.drdemento.com. Nov 16, 2024
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KMET LIVE PART 2: Beep Beep, Black Denim Trousers, White Knight, Everybody's Trucking, Ishkabibble, Molasses, Gooey Duck Song, I'll be Glad When You're Dead, Trail of the Lonesome Pine, Jerry the Junker, Ain't it a Beauty, Hooray for Capt. Spalding, Davy's Dinghy, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten, Pet Shop, Star Drek, Ballad of Walter Wart, Spam Jan 25, 1976
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KMET LIVE PART 1: You Got your Baby Back, Weather Forecast, Singing in the Rain, Hang on the Bell Nellie, Smoke on the Water, Rosie the Riveter, 20 Tons of TNT, Delicious, Red Light Green Light, When I'm Cleaning Windows, I'm a Woman, Zilch, Monkey Doodle-doo, Santa Jaws, Liturgical Top Ten, Vatican Rag, Kangaroo Hop, Hi Guys, Slot Car Sickie Jan 25, 1976
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STAR TREK 2445: The Great Luke Ski has curated a collection of Star Trek favorites old and new, many never played on the show before, including an all-time Star Trek top ten! Tune in now or anytime by bolding going to drdemento.com! Nov 9, 2024
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BIRDS: Dead Skunk, Just a Big Ego, Why our Family is Nice, I Can't Dance, I'm Normal, Split Level Head, Sussudio, When Lulu's Gone, Maternity Girl, Der Fuehrer's Face, Another Puff, Them Moose Goosers, Woody Woodpecker, Sweet Birds, Three Birds, Serenade to a Maid, Big Butt, Boogie in your Butt, I Want a new Duck Aug 11, 1985
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DENTISTS: Don't eat the Yellow Snow, Mr. Custer, Rapping Duke, Yellow Rose of Texas, Story of the WC, Honey Dripper, Get Naked, Monster, I'm Tough, Dentist, Painless Dentist, Baby Take your Teeth out, Little Toot, Eat it, Earth Girls are Easy Feb 17, 1985
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TOP TEN 2444: This week we have the Top Ten for October, plus several vintage "so-and-so for President" songs, some songs about the jungle, and a portly set of paeans to plumpness! Hear them all at www.drdemento.com. Nov 2, 2024
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INSANITY: Twisted, Teenage Lobotomy, Big Mac Tree, Monkeys vs. Donkeys, Human Race, Cocktails for Two, Random Drug Testing, Wildwood Weed, Particle Man, Soggy Cereal, Marching off to Bedlam, Crazy, Rubber Room, Psychotherapy, PMS Airlines, Lunch Lady Land, Psycho Jan 15, 1995
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TONY GOLDMARK INTERVIEW: I Saw Janet Jackson's Boob, Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Agnostic Gospel Song, Hot for Preacher, Pervert's Life, Fight for your Right to Plunder, Complicated Song, First Light at Denny's, Bruces, Teeth Clenched, I Know You're a Fish, Fan Girls Shake that Booty, What's so Bad about a Nipple, Great Idea for a Song Feb 29, 2004
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HALLOWEEN 2443: Our second Halloween show of 2024 features seven songs about Frankenstein, plus "Dinner with Drac," "Svengoolie Stomp", "I Put a Spell On You" and of course "Monster Mash" -- two full hours of spooky tunes and scary melodies! Oct 26, 2024
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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC INTERVIEW: 12 Gifts of Christmas, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Japanese Banana, Like a Dribbling Fram, Leader of the Laundromat, Nick Danger, Basketball Jones, Copycat Corner, Dinghy Song, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Timothy, Weird Al interview, Football Card, Sweet Transvestite, 3 Drunk Newts, My Bologna Dec 2, 1979
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ROCKERS DO FUNNY SONGS: Pistol Packing Mama, Don't Get Killed, Baby Zone, Great Green Gobs, I Couldn't Get High, Go Shopping, I Ate the Baloney, Funeral Home Gossip, Are you Lonesome Tonight, Toast, Cobwebs & Strange, You Know my Name, Happy Trails, My Ding-a-ling, Take Off, Thank God I'm a Jewish Boy Apr 28, 1991
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HALLOWEEN 2442: It's the first of our two new Halloween shows! We'll hear about zombies, mummies, werewolves, vampires, and other creatures to terrorize your thoughts and tickle your funnybone! Hear it now or anytime at drdemento.com Oct 19, 2024
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KMET 10TH ANNIVERSARY PART TWO: Christopher Columbus, Grease on the Seat of my Jeans, Chew Tobacco Rag, Money, I'm my own Grandpa, Creep the Tragic Cockroach, Plexiglas Toilet, Schmo Gun, On the Good Ship Lollipop, Pale Blues, Phantom Windbreaker, Space Invaders, Another one Rides the Bus Oct 12, 1980
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KMET 10TH ANNIVERSARY PART ONE: Hello DJ, Great Debate, Henry Kissinger, In the Mood, Hen Party, Everybody Wants my Family, Cupcakes, Tony the Iceman, Please Mr. Columbus, Music to Shave by, I Hold your Hand in Mine, Reagan, Carter, Hungry Freaks Daddy Oct 12, 1980
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FOOTBALL 2441: Our special topic this week is...football! I'll also spin Demented songs about frogs, snakes, and uglies. Get ready for the Halloween songs the next two weeks! Oct 12, 2024
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DEMENTED BLUES: Fast Food, Commercials on 45, Punk Polka, Dead Punk, Smoker's Anthem, Ain't no Liberal, Gingrich the Newt, They're Coming to get me Again, Firing the Surgeon General, Turning Japanese, Woke up This Morning, Talking Vietnam, Just Can't Seem to get the Blues, Buckingham Blues, Curly Shuffle, You Don't Love me Anymore, Lijah, Bulbous Bouffant Jan 14, 1996
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DEMENTED REGGAE: Spam, Want a Hotdog for my Roll, Major Connie, Mama She's Lazy, I Ate up the Apple Tree, Killer Fish Sticks, Lunch Busters, Flush Busters, Bicycle Seat, Smoke two Joints, Buy me a Condo, Shaving Cream, Harry's Jockstrap, Wet Dream Nov 18, 1984
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SEQUELS 2440: Hello there, Dr Demento here with a word about the Dr Demento show streaming everywhere starting early Saturday, October 5th. We'll focus on sequels, such as "The Son Of Irving" and other demented characters whose story lived on in subsequent songs. We'll hear a bunch of 'em starting early Saturday, October 5, right here at drdemento.com. You have an appointment! Oct 5, 2024
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KLSX MORNING SHOW (PART II): The Doc plays more classic rock and classic dementia during the morning show on KLSX. (Includes original news segments & commercials.) Feb 26, 1988
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KLSX MORNING SHOW (PART I): The Doc sits in for Phil Hendrie on KLSX's morning show, playing classic rock with some dementia thrown in. (Includes original news segments & commercials.) Feb 26, 1988
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TOP TEN 2439: Hello there, Dr Demento here with a word about my show debuting September 28, 2024. It's the last weekend of the month, and that means you, the listeners, get to pick a lot of the songs. Simply visit www.drdemento.com and post your name, the town you live in, and the name of the song you'd like to hear, new or old. The most requested songs become the Top Ten! Sep 28, 2024
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MEL BLANC TRIBUTE: John & Marsha, Tutti Frutti Hat, I'm Going Bananas, Calling Dick Tracy, Smut, Gun Control, How Sweet to be an Idiot, King Tut, What I did Last Summer, Mutant Cows, If Pigs had Wings, Operation Translation, E.I.O. Song, Woody Woodpecker, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, I Taught I Taw a Putty Tat, Eddie are you Kidding, Bart Simpson Rap, We Love Barney Fife, Ooh Don't Touch That Jul 15, 1990
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY (LIVE KLSX): Ren & Stimpy, Take the Skin Heads Bowling, Wayne's World/Star Trek, Kitty from Kansas City, Bad Haircut, All-American Mad, Beer Drinking Song, Biddie McGraw, Irish Ballad, Jogger, Bruce Wayne's World, Green, Green Garden Hose, Marvin, Mexican Radio, Hot Tub Love, Stroking, PMS Airlines (MONO ONLY, NOISY RECEPTION) Mar 15, 1992
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FRANTICS 2438: Today's show features an hour of terrific spoken and musical hilarity from The Frantics, including their greatest Demented hits ("Boot to the Head", "Heaven Is For Presbyterians," "I Shot Bambi's Mother"), plus Monty Python, Kinky Friedman, Logan Whitehurst and so much more. Sep 21, 2024
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ALLAN SHERMAN: My Dead Dog Rover, Polkas on 45, ZZ Top Beard, Walking Blues, Papa Oom Mow Mow, Bumble Boogie, Blob, Nuke the Whales, Eight Foot Two Solid Blue, You Went the Wrong Way old King Louie, Little Butterball, J.C. Cohen, Boogie in your Butt, King of Suede May 6, 1984
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DOGS LIVE ON KMET: Beep Beep, Driving in the Lane with Diamonds, Hambo First Rap Part 2, Garbage Man Song, Hot Dog Boogie, Twilight Bone, Mr. Ed Raps, Haircut Song, Excuse Me, Mayberry Beret, Ode to Billy Joel, Born in East L.A., Everything She Eats, Candy Rapper Aug 18, 1985
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SCHOOL 2437: It's back to school time, and this week Dr. D has a backpack full of scholastic serenades, plus dementia from England, Canada, Alaska, and of course the lower 48! Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com Sep 14, 2024
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PART TWO KMET: Mule Skinner Blues, Dinner with Drac, Smoke That Cigarette, Take an Indian to Lunch, Surfin Bird, Tie me Surfer Board Down, Timetable Blues, Wayward Wind, Freight Train Blues, Davy's Dinghy, Hawaiian Lei Song, Laugh with us, Ranger's Waltz, Cement Mixer, But oh Could Hilda Cook, Sepulveda, Los Angeles, Greatest Broad Jumper, Chloe, Goodness Gracious Gracie Jan 21, 1973
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PART ONE KMET: Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Table Manners, Dance of the Hours, My Baby Rocks me, Made You, Let's Reel & Rock, Too Fat Boogie, I'm a Little Tea Pot, Never Swat a Fly, Story of a Bar Mitzvah Boy, Neighborhood Draft Board, Big Draft, Cry of the Wild Goose, Little Fly Song, Bubbles in my Beer, Old Beer Bottle, Hong Kong Blues, Cobwebs & Strange, Everybody Wants my Fanny Jan 21, 1973
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B-SIDES 2436: A decade or so after disc records first became popular, records with content on both sides were introduced. Needing to distinguish one side from the other, record manufacturers began labeling them as side A and side B (or something similar). This show investigates the peculiar history of the B side. You can hear it by visiting www.drdemento.com and searching for show #24-36. Sep 7, 2024
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HALLOWEEN: Demented News, Undertaker, Spider & the Fly, Bobcat Goldthwait Interview, My Son the Vampire, Vampire Rock, Blob, Addams Family, My old Flame, Haunted House, Carmen Miranda's Ghost, My Favorite Things, Ballad of Bloody Guts, Pscyho, Werewolves of London, Full Moon, Nightmare on my Street, Nature Trail to Hell, Monster Mash Oct 29, 1989
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HALLOWEEN: Goblin Girl, Grim Grinning Ghosts, Trick or Treat, Please Mr. Grave Digger, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Til the Following Night, Monster Shindig, I Want to Bite your Hand, Cemetery Girls, I Put a Spell on You, Halloween Spooks, Dinner with Drac, Haunted House, I am the Fly, It's Halloween, Haunted House of Rock, Monster Rap Oct 26, 1986
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TOP TEN 2435: It's Top Ten time on the Dr Demento Show this week -- plus four songs about beavers, three about clowns, five about walking, one about teenage enema nurses in bondage, an early Frank Zappa classic, and so much more! Aug 31, 2024
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STAR TREK/KLIT LIVE: Alligator Wine, Thrill Seeker, What Time is it, Cheeseburger in Paradise, Successful Vegetarian, Boobs a Lot, You Don't Bring me Flowers, Psycho, Rock & Roll RIP, Carmen, Beam me up Scotty, Trouble with Klingons, Make it so, Bar Trek, Uhura, Where's Captain Kirk, Highly Illogical, Spock Rap, Do the Picard, Star Trekkin Aug 21, 1994
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JOHN LANDIS INTERVIEW: Marty Feldman Eyes, Noises, Don't Leave your Records in the Sun, Peter the Meter Reader, Rodeo Song, Werewolves of London, Nosejob, Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, I'll be Mellow when I'm Dead, Air Battle, Pocket Calculator, Yoda Aug 16, 1981
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KIP ADDOTTA 2434: This week's show is a rich, sweet, fun-filled salad of Deementia. Flowers, fish, talking, Australia, and a hearty salute to the late Kip Addotta. You can hear it all by visiting www.drdemento.com! Aug 24, 2024
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Cheese Shop, They Don't Make Nun Names, Mr. Bill, Wild Thing, Hospitality Blues, Sick Man Blues, Vasectomy, Pig Pen Boogie, Masked Grandma, Singles Chanty, Alvin for President, Elvis for President, Ringo for President, Pencil Neck Geek, Geek's Revenge, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, My Bologna Nov 18, 1979
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LIVE ON KLSX: Nicaragua, Elevator Music, Hostility Rag, Hank Karen & Elvis, Drowning in the Surf, Cut my own Head Off, Man from Colorado, Mother Song, Motherly Love, I'm the Slime, Gilligan's Island, Timekeeper, Would Jesus Wear a Rolex, Beer Nuts, Rap Around, Candy Rapper May 10, 1987
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SHEL SILVERSTEIN 2433: This week's show features Shel Silverstein, the writer and performer of "Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out," "The Smoke-Off" and many other all-time Dr. Demento Show classics which are heard along with excerpts from a 1978 interview -- plus "Trapped In the Drive-Thru," "Dead Cat On the Line" and four tasty tunes about tacos. Aug 17, 2024
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KMET PART TWO: Ice Cream for Crow, Diddy wah Diddy, Exercise til you Die, One Less Jogger on the Road, Football Stomp, 88 Lines about 44 Women, Circular Impression, Spread a Little Happiness, Sing me a Happy Song, One Piece at a Time, Punks Get off the Grass, Shaving Cream, Hey E.T., Star Trip Sep 12, 1982
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KMET PART ONE: Blue Suede Shoes, Your Feet's too Big, Fussy Eater, Head Cheese, Insects, Spider & the Fly, Cockroaches on Parade, Never Swat a Fly, E.T., Young Republicans, Happy Talk, Rock Archives, Ape Call, Bodine Brown, Big Bopper's Wedding, Boring Beings, Drinking Wine Spo-dee-o-dee Sep 12, 1982
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CATS FLASHBACK 2432: The Doc is on vacation, so we flash back to episodes from 1983 & 2001, with a few newer songs for good measure! Aug 10, 2024
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MOTORCYCLES: Party in my Pants, Polkadot Undies, Religion & Sex, I'd Love my Baby if She Had 2 Heads, Almost Degraded, Save the Beer, Let's go Smoke some Pot, Acid, Nature Trail to Hell, I Dig You, Happy Together, Black Denim Trousers, Harley Davidson Motor Company, Motorcycle Song, In my Country, Particle Man, Ode to my Car Oct 13, 1996
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WINTER/CHRISTMAS: Wreck the Halls, I'm a Nut, He's Nobody's Moggy Now, Mrs. Dead Pigeon, Dry Bones, I Wanna be a Dog, Moo Moo, Your Love is like Nuclear Waste, Cremation of Sam McGee, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Downtown, I'm a Christmas Tree, Rapping Rodney, Curly Shuffle, Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer, Metal Head Dec 18, 1983
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DOGS FLASHBACK 2431: The Doc is on vacation, so we flash back to episodes from 2003 & the '80's plus hear Sulu's new one! Aug 3, 2024
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TV PITCHMEN: Mayberry Beret, You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd, Born in East L.A., 4000 Years Ago, Alley Oop, Neanderthal Man, Snack Attack, Fast Food, I Feel like an Onion Ring, Hambo, Monster Rap, Billboard Song, Commercials on 45, Vegematic Song, Mr. Popeil, 1-800, Big Cockroach, Honeymooner's Rap Sep 15, 1985
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EASTER/WORM QUARTET INTERVIEW: Dentist, Mechanical Man, Accountant Son, Hot Point Warm Heart, Living in the Fridge, Arnold Rap, California Uber Alles, Peter Cottontain, You Wanna Buy a Bunny, Rabbit Valley, I'm Gonna Procreate, Coffee, Hardware Store, Sounds of Sinus, Sirius Black Apr 11, 2004
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BODY/TOP TEN 2430: This week we celebrate the human body, with funny songs about some of its parts, from toes to head. We'll also hear three tracks by Bob Newhart (R. I. P.) and last but not least, the Top Ten for July! Remember you can hear a huge variety of past Dr. D shows the same way you hear this one - www.drdemento.com Jul 27, 2024
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Dirty old Man, When I was 21, I do the Rock, Close to You, Deep in the Heart of Jersey, Traffic Accident, Warm Leatherette, Transfusion, Ouch, Billboard Song, It Must be Jelly, I Know an old Lady, Worms, What it was was Football, My Bologna, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life Nov 11, 1979
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(KMET LIVE) THE VALLEY: Dead Skunk, Lost in the Ozone, It's a Gas, Mayberry Beret, San Fernando Valley Blues, Sepulveda, Valley Girl, Do Bears, Amazing Man, Man with the Horn, Never Swat a Fly, My Girl's Pussy, Fat is in, August in Azusa, Downtown Downer's Grove, New Jersey, You Look Marvelous Aug 11, 1985
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BONZO DOG BAND 2429: Today's show features Weird Al Yankovic's first official release in six years, "Polkamania!" -- plus a new power ballad version of "Loud Ass Car" by the Wolves of Glendale, Adam Sandler's "Ode to My Car" un-bleeped, and an hour of hard-to-find hits by the legendary Bonzo Dog (Doo-Dah) Band. You can stream this show anytime starting Saturday, July 20, at www.drdemento.com . Jul 20, 2024
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KMET PART 2: Hockey Song, Cocktails for Two, Love Song, Call of the Freaks, News of the World, Alice's Restaurant, Shaving Cream, Who's on First, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Mr. Jaws, Bilbo Baggins, Waffle Whiffer, Deteriorata Oct 12, 1975
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KMET PART 1: May the Bird of Paradise Fly up your Nose, It Never Rains in Sunny California, I Love a Parade, Black Denim Trousers, Dying Business, Hospitality Blues, Pinball Wizard, Christopher Columbus, Mr. Custer, Wasn't that a Mighty Day, Chicken, Boy Named Sue, Was I Drunk, I'd Rather be Dead, Little Learners Song Oct 12, 1975
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MARTIN MULL/KINKY FRIEDMAN 2428: Two Demented legends left us in June, and today we pay tribute to each of them, along with songs about coffee and other topics. Stream it at drdemento.com! Jul 13, 2024
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CHRISTMAS/FRANK ZAPPA: I Want an Alien for Christmas, Lobotomy for Christmas, Non-Denominational Christmas, Christmas Balls, Christmas with John Ashcroft, Santa got a D.W.I., Christmas Island, Christmas in Hogwarts, Don't eat the Yellow Snow, Who are the Brain Police, I Don't Wanna get Drafted, Mrs. Claus, Gift Horse Nov 30, 2003
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EASTER: 99 Dead Baboons, Nature Trail to Hell, Peter Cottontail, You Wanna Buy a Bunny?, Where's the Beef, Sex Education, Boys Just Want to Have Sex, Bop Girl, Silicon Valley Guy, Jazz Club, Brown Shoes Don't Make it, Short Skis Suck, Books Jumped up, 3 Mile Island, I get Weird, I Love Rocky Road, Eat it Apr 22, 1984
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AMERICA 2427: Happy Fourth of July weekend everybody! This week we flash back to Independence Day celebrations fro 1989 and 2002. Stream now or anytime at drdemento.com. The Doc returns with a new episode next week! Jul 6, 2024
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SHOT OF THE DAY PART 6: Ho Ho Ho, 12 Gifts of Christmas, Don't Touch me There, Kick Ass U.S.A., Happy New Year, New Year's Resolutions, Christmas Balls, Working Where the Sun Don't Shine, Let me Make you Smile in Bed, Diet Song, Bond Themes, Cow Patti, Man who Doesn't Exist, Cartoon Animals, My Attorney Bernie, 9 Coronas, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Let's Blow up the Tow Truck Dec 24, 2001
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TOP TEN 2426: It's Top Ten time again! 2024 is half full, and it's been exciting, hasn't it? The final show of the first half is ready for streaming, at www.drdemento.com. Jun 29, 2024
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY: Grope me Gently, Naked Airlines, Particle Man, On Top of Spaghetti, Fisting the Sheep, Cellphone, Don't Look Now, Clancy Lowered the Boom, Biddie McGraw, Another Irish Drinking Song, Night Pat Murphy Died, Suicide Hotline, Demi Moore, Hampster Dance, Boot to the Head Mar 16, 2003
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ALL REQUESTS ON KSCA: Loving you is Surfing You, Bicycle Seat, Rock me Jerry Lewis, I Want my Baby Back, Nobody Home, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Hockey Song, Martini, Bruces, Spam, Mother Nature, I Think I'm a Clone Now, Worms, Answering Machine, 4 Years of High School Spanish, Ode to my Car Jan 26, 1997
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BUGS 2425: This week's topic is insects. From nice bugs like butterflies to nasty bugs who can kill people, insects have inspired many funny songs, and I'll play a bunch of the best and a couple of the worst ones on this week's show. You can stream that show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Jun 22, 2024
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KLSX POPE SALUTE: Sister Mary Elephant, Alphabet Song, Elements, Green Garden Hose, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Rapping Mother, Wash no Dishes no More, Bonanza Theme, Ringo, Pope Rap, Pope Song, Pope on 45, Traveling Pope, Vatican Rag, Religion & Politics, Beer Nuts Sep 13, 1987
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FATHER'S DAY/BIRDS 2424: This week we celebrate Father's Day with a half-hour of demented Dad songs. The rest of the show is for the birds -- from woodsy owls to poisoned pigeons, from giant parakeets to psycho chickens! You can stream that show anytime at www.drdemento.com. Jun 15, 2024
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KMET PART 2: I Got Mine, Mayor Tom Bradley, Casey at the Bat, Mediocre Fred, Calling all Cars, San Berdoo, Kitty from Kansas City, Typewriter, Marijuana Munchies, Bounce your Boobies, Gumball Wizard, Pizza Song, Stardrek, Spam, Hello Mudduh May 22, 1977
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KMET PART 1: Freckle Song, Acne, Hot Rod Race, Monkey's Uncle, Pencil Neck Geek, Wise Little Hen, Peanut President, Nixon's the One, Alvin for President, I'm Rollin, When Lindy Comes Home, Lindbergh Eagle of the USA, Lucky Lindy, Rubber Rock May 22, 1977
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CANADA 2423: This week we salute Canada -- not the Great White North anymore, not until November anyway - but year-round, our neighbor land is a fertile source of Dementia! You can stream "Bulbous Bouffant," "Boot to the Head," "Carrot Juice Is Murder" and more Canadian comedy classics starting early Saturday, June 8th, at www.drdemento.com . Jun 8, 2024
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MEN/CARLA ULBRICH: Punk Rock Girl, Frank's not in the Band Anymore, Suicide Hotline, Rage Against the Mundane, Dungeons & Dragons, Jeopardy Ken, Carla Ulbrich Interview, If I Had the Copyright, Men, Put Another Log on the Fire, Man Song, Sensitive New Age Guys, Chicken Hawk, What if your Butt was Gone, Great Idea for a Song, Liar Sleeps Tonight Oct 10, 2004
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VALENTINE'S DAY/JULIE BROWN: Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Hamster Love, Classical Medley, Breakin Rapping & Scratchin, Can you Dig it, Tiptoe Through the Tulips, Everyone Says I Love You, A You're Adorable, Locked in the Closet with You, I Like 'em Big & Stupid, Julie Brown Interview, Eat my Shorts, This is the Life, Homecoming Queen's got a Gun Feb 10, 1985
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TOP TEN 2422: Lots of animals on this show -- several dogs, a couple of ducks, a wild goose, a naked ape, and a big blue frog -- plus Weird Al, Mae West, the Legendary Stardust Cowboy, and the Top Ten for May. You can stream the show (and 2,000+ others, one at a time) by visiting www.drdemento.com Jun 1, 2024
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HALLOWEEN LIVE ON KMET: It's Halloween, Grim Grinning Ghosts, Trick or Treat, With her Head Tucked Underneath her Arm, Removing Grandpa's Grave, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Mummy, Adams Family, Munsters, Monster Shindig, I Want to Bite your Hand, Looney Tune, I Put a Spell on You, Over at the Frankenstein Place, Dinner with Drac, Spider & the Fly, Harry the Toothless Vampire, Nature Trail to Hell (MONO ONLY) Oct 26, 1986
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HALLOWEEN WITH BOBBY PICKETT: Dinner with Drac, Vampire Beavers, My Son the Vampire, Goblin Girl, Werewolves of London, Haunted House of Rock, Skeleton in the Closet, Spider & the Fly, Dead, Spook Opera, Casper the Friendly Ghost, Thank you Scary Movies, Trick or Treat, Cemetery Girls, Bobby Pickett Interview, Monster Rap, Monster Mash Oct 27, 1985
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COMPUTERS 2421: This week we flash back over 20 years to catch some songs about computers. The Doc will return with the top ten next week. Listen now or anytime at drdemento.com ! May 25, 2024
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Chaos, Johnny Had a Yo-yo, Don't Touch my Duck, Hands Montage, You Need Feet, Elements, New School Teacher, Redneck Disco, Boozy Nights, Dr. Freud, Skylab Fragment, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Country Swings Disco Sucks, My Bologna Oct 21, 1979
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(KMET LIVE) I Like, Walk on the Mild Side, Killer Bees, Bicycle Seat, I Can't Sing, White Collar Holler, Computer Hackers, Squirrel Nuts, I Want a new Duck, Lenny Frog, Rubber Bullets, Cry, Fruit Song, Crepitation Contest, Just a Big Ego, Candy Wrapper Jul 28, 1985
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BEARS 2420: Today's new show features songs about ferocious beasts like bears, lions, tigers, and alligators. We also have a set about trash, plus other surprises for your listening pleasure. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com! May 18, 2024
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KMET PART 2: Okeh Laughing Record, Ying Tong Song, In the Mood, Let's Make Lust, My Dingaling, Lumberjack Song, Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll, I'm the Urban Spaceman, Smokeoff, Sixpence, Satisfacton, Rolling Stone, My Name is Larry, King Tut, Taco Mama, Larry Move your Hand, Male Chauvinist Piglets, Highly Illogical, Titties & Beer Jul 23, 1978
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KMET PART 1: Them Moose Goosers, Fight Fiercely Harvard, Fredonia's Going to War, Legalize It, Diet Song, Making Out, Father of a Boy Named Sue, They Don't Make Nun Names like That no More, Who's on First, Lost my Stash, Alvin's Harmonica, Stoned, Night Fever, Close to You, Lara's Theme, I get High by Going Down, Iggy's Tune Jul 23, 1978
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MOTHER'S DAY 2419: Happy Mother's Day everybody! On today's show we'll hear songs from the perspective of mothers and others, from the ridiculous to the all too realistic. We'll also hear a batch of songs by Frank Zappa's Mothers of Invention, plus a set by the late Logan Whitehurst. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com! May 11, 2024
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CARS: She Took me to the Cleaners, I Want my Baby Back, Oy it's so Humid, Leader of Iraq, Kuwait, Shiek of Araby, Let's all get Demented, Day in the Life/Beatle Rap, Doctor in the Tardis, Rats in my Room, Dork Dancing, Booger on my Beer Mug, Cars & Driving, Sunday Driving, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, Ballad of Irving Sep 23, 1990
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COMEDY RAP: Black Denim Trousers, Dead Skunk, Have a Nice Day, Physical Exam, Now I am a Hippie Again, Potatohead, Acupuncture, Witch Doctor, Second Week of Deer Camp, Caffeine, Lucille Hawaiian, Melanie, I am the Greatest, Rapper's Delight, Rapping Duke, Big Butt, Honeymooner's Rap, Contra Rap, Marvin, 9 Coronas Feb 21, 1988
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STREAKING 50TH ANNIVERSARY 2418: The Doc treats us to a full episode about one of the wackiest fads of the '70's, streaking! Listen clothed or in the nude at drdemento.com now or anytime! May 4, 2024
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INSECTS ETC.: Dead Skunk, Living in the Fridge, Save the Beer, Chantilly Lace, Cadillac Heaven, Almost Degraded, That's my Boy, My Mommy's a Zombie, Human Fly, Boris the Spider, Roaches, Touch a Name on the Wall, In my Country, Napster Rap, Let me Make you Smile in Bed May 27, 2001
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HOMETOWNS LIVE KSCA: Sounds of Sinus, Big 5-0, Billboard Song, Music Sex & Cookies, First Time I Saw You, Tiptoe Through the Tulips, Mr. Ed, Happy Together, It's me Again Margaret, Moose in my House, Buffalo, Eggplant that Ate Chicago, Istanbul, Born in East L.A., Downtown Downer's Grove, Carrot Juice is Murder, Monster Hash, On the Shoulders of Freaks Dec 1, 1996
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TRAINS/TOP TEN 2417: My special topic will be a longtime favorite of mine, trains. Railroads have inspired a whole lot of songs and comedy bits through the years, way more than airplanes! We'll hear a bunch of the best (including the Top Ten for April) and a couple of the worst on my show debuting Saturday, April 27th. Don't miss the train! Apr 27, 2024
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Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, In the Mood, Wise Little Hen, Men Who Love Women who Love Men, I'm Nuts about Screwy Music, Autumn in New York, October in Oxnard, Window Shopping, Cruel Shoes, Matzoh Man, Pink Shoelaces, Dead Girls of London, Spider, Reefer Man, Wet T-shirt Night, Who's on First, Rock Lobster, King Tut, My Bologna Oct 14, 1979
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ELECTIONS: Mr. Custer, I Lost on Jeopardy, If Shania was Mine, Happy Together, Froxen Embryos, Inbred Locals, Don't Touch me There, Smallest Thing Known to Man, High School Gym, Take off your Clothes, Beer, Religion & Politics, Abe Snake for President, Disco Bob, Do the Clinton, The One that Doesn't Suck so Bad, 4 Years of High School Spanish, Bulbous Bouffant Nov 3, 1996
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BASEBALL 2416: After covering requests, birthdays, death, Canada, and recreational substance use in our first hour, we turn our attention to another form of recreation for several jam packed innings of baseball comedy! Stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com Apr 20, 2024
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KMET PART TWO: Here Come the British, Weather Forecast, Mad Dogs & Englishmen, When I'm Cleaning Windows, My Girl's Pussy, I Belong to Glasgow, Loos of England, God Save the Queen, God Save the Sex Pistols, Short People, Travel Agency, Penguin in Bondage, Star Warts Nov 6, 1977
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KMET PART ONE: I'm not Gonna be a Hippie Anymore, Thing, Hamster Love, Teddy Bear, Boo Hoo, Wally Balloo Visits a Bank, Boogie, Bloat on, Witch Doctor, Man who Ate his Car, Birth Control, Be Prepared, Muscle-bound Freak, Geek's Revenge, Doggy Do, El Monte, Pico & Sepulveda Nov 6, 1977
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RANDOM 2415: The Doc's baseball episode is on rain delay so instead we present a random select of segments from the '80's. Apr 13, 2024
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ALIENS/UFOS: I Think I'm a Clone Now, Rolling Stones, Nellie the Elephant, Cat Song, Psycho Chicken, So Drunk, I Got a Crush on Darth Vader, Beaver Strikes Back, Stroke it, Baby let me Bang your Box, Mr. Spaceman, Hell I'd Go, Flying Saucer, Earth Girls are Easy, Little Blue Man, 7-11, Star Wars Cantina, Cows with Guns Mar 23, 1997
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FISH: This Used Car of Mine, Songs of Beach Time Fun, Led Zeppelin Reunion Tour, Gilligan's Island Stairway, If Pigs had Wings, Rhapsody from Hunger-y, Get a Haircut Dad, Hair Piece, Under the Sea, Want Some Seafood Mama, Sushi Baby, Fish Heads, I Lobster but Never Flounder, Fishing Blues, Walleye, Dice, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Einstein, Ooh Don't Touch That Jul 8, 1990
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2414 HARMONY: This week we flash back to 2003 to hear the Doc's salute to Dementia in harmony! Stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Apr 6, 2024
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LIVE ON KPFK NOVEMBER 1971: The Doc plays some old mostly non demented classics on public radio before getting his long standing gig on KMET! (MONO ONLY) Nov 4, 1971
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TOP TEN 2413: This show brings you the Top Ten for March 2024, plus some Easter delights, a few tunes for tax time, and a variety of other things. Stream it anytime from www.drdemento.com ! Mar 30, 2024
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THE BEATLES: Invasion, Pandas, Nellie the Elephant, Caucasian Spiritual, Basically Frightened, Big Cockroach, Driving on the Turnpike, Speed Trap, Doubleback Alley, Screaming Beatles, My Boyfriend got a Beatle Haircut, Divorce, Song of Tsongas, Fax me a Beer, Ugga Bugga, Black & White, PMS Airlines, Entering Marion Mar 29, 1992
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ALLAN SHERMAN INTERVIEW: 2 Triple Cheese, Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Country Music is Here to Stay, It Came from Outer Space, Burning Down the Cartoon House, Bruces, Toss Another Shrimp on the Barbie, Yum Yum Tree, Harvey & Sheila, Crazy Downtown, End of a Symphony, Statue Got me High, Dial 1 for Help, Smallest Thing Known to Man Mar 22, 1992
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MIDWEST 2412: This week we celebrate spring, explore natural disasters, and hear songs about a whole host of places in the midwest. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com! Mar 23, 2024
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Something's in the Bag, Pincus the Peddler, Harv Kirshner, Eddie are you Kidding, Never Smile at a Crocodile, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Oedipus Rex, It's Money that I Love, Boobs a Lot, Buick '59, Hot Rod Race, Hamster Love, Smoke-off, Disco Sucks Sep 16, 1979
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(KMET LIVE) Boris the Spider, Leader of the Laundromat, Television Rap, Honeymooner's Rap, Political Science, In Heaven There is no Beer, Amazing Man, Cocktails for Two, Lady Madonna, Maternity Girl, Ballad of E.T., Candy Rapper, I Get Weird, Ballad of Irving Jul 14, 1985
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY 2411: This weekend we paint the town green with an hour's worth of Irish songs, plus sets on drugs, food, and some of your requests. Listen now or anytime at drdemento.com. Mar 16, 2024
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LIVE ON KMET PART II: Flat Tire, I Took my Organ to the Party, Don't Bang on the Piano, Biddie McGraw, School Days, In the Summertime, My Son the Vampire, Nashville Cats, Junk Food Junkie, I Want my Baby Back, Take off your Clothes, Omar the Vampire, Waffle Whiffer, Vatican Rag Aug 17, 1975
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LIVE ON KMET PART I: Surfing Bird, I like Stinky Cheese, Love Song, Goofus, Call any Vegetable, Beans, Why Does the Sun Shine, Laugh & be Happy, Shark Bait, Mother Goose's Wine, If, Baby let me Bang your Box, Cocaine, Detroit City Aug 17, 1975
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BANANAS 2410: Bananas are a very tasty fruit, enjoyed around the world...but "bananas" has oddly become a popular synonym for "crazy"...or Demented! We'll have a lot of fun with that on this week's show -- and we'll also hear songs about the second most Demented friut -- prunes, and we'll also have songs about marijuana, and a new version of "Fish Heads." You can stream that show now, or anytime you like, at www.drdemento.com. Mar 9, 2024
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HUNTING: Moose in my House, 8th Wonder of the World, Mutant Cows, Harry the Hairy Ape, Toad Suckers, Cause I'm a Blonde, Plain White Rapper, Hot Rocks Polka, Radio Shack, Silicon Valley Guy, Booger on my Beer Mug, Lion Hunt, Deer Hunters, Fox Chase, Preacher & the Bear, I Think I can Beat Mike Tyson, Gary Cooper Movie Five Yep, Janitor, Second Week of Deer Camp Nov 5, 1989
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: Christmas Carol, We Wish you a Merry Christmas, Nose Job, Loving You is Surfing You, Mr. Jaws, Human Race, Grandmother's Song, King Tut, Dare to be Stupid, Willie & the Hand Jive, Golden Gridiron Boy, Scotsman, Account of Halley's Comet, Su-Sushi-o, Yoda, Shaving Cream, Marvin Dec 15, 1985
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POLICE 2409: This week while the Doc is on vacation we flash back to a few different past episodes about the police. Listen anytime at drdemento.com. Mar 2, 2024
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BIRDS: Men, Fraternity Life, Zombie Jamboree, Old Guys do it, Mr. Ed, Inner Voice, I Hate when that Happens, Life Sucks then You Die, Bird House in your Soul, Golden Birdies, Old Man Emu, In the Mood, Little Birdy, Son of Irving, Liar Sleeps Tonight, Jedi Mind Trick, Army Careers, If I Had the Copyright Feb 20, 2005
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Money Song, This is Ponderous, Ding Dong Song, Oh Yeah, Alabama Song, Laughing Gnome, Ice Age Baby, Kinky Boots, How I Spent my Summer Vacation, Peter Cottontail, Lubasonic Song, Battle of New Orleans, Middle East Beast, Dueling Presidents, Are You a Turtle, Weekly World News, Coming Back for More Mar 31, 1991
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RANDOM/TOP TEN 2408: Here's the Top Ten for February 2024, plus a random selection from Dr. Demento's archives. You'll hear familiar Demented classics, plus old (and not so old) classics we haven't heard for way too long. Stream this show now (or anytime) from www.drdemento.com ! Feb 24, 2024
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I Do the Rock, Sh-boom, I'm the Slime, It's in the Book, My Humble Home, If I Give up the Saxophone, Gee Officer Krupke, Loving You has Made me Bananas, Nose Job, Making Love in a Subaru, Do You Think I'm Disco, Shaving Cream, King Tut, Fish Heads Sep 9, 1979
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(KLSX LIVE) EMO PHILIPS INTERVIEW: John & Marsha, It Came from West Covina, Cow Patty, Modern Design, L.S. Bumblebee, Gourmet Restaurant, 200th Anniversary of the Constitution, College the Best 6 Weeks of my Life, Pope Song, Animal Square Dance, Go All the Way L.A. Lakers, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Beastie Wrap, Squirrels, Beer Nuts Jun 7, 1987
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CALIFORNIA 2407: Here is my new show, at last! Sorry for the delay - but I believe it's one of the best shows I've done lately - worth the wait I think. Hope you agree! Feb 17, 2024
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KMET LIVE 1982 part 2: My Baby's got Rabies, Beach Boys Drug Medley, What do We do in the Army, Nice, Hopelessly Heterosexual, Bounce your Boobies, Everyone Says I Love You, Ode to Billy Joel, Mr. Bill, I Hate, My Girl's Pussy, Kinky Sex, Time I Got a Physical, Commercials on 45, I Like, Let's Make a New Dope Deal, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, Pac-Man, Sex Toy, Take Off Jan 31, 1982
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KMET LIVE 1982 part 1: Reaganomics, Big Bucks, That old Unemployment, I Believe, Ronnie Talk to Russia, Ikey & Mikey, Goblin Girl, Lion & Albert, Hamburger, My Daddy is President, I Got it from Agnes, Snootful of Snow, Earthquake Song, She Loves You Dr. Strangelove, I like Chinese, We are Dead, I Love Trash, Party in my Pants, I like Beer, 96 Beers, My Bonnie Lass she Smelleth, Shall we Walk or Take a Dog Jan 31, 1982
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LOVE SONGS 2406: In honor of Valentine's Day, here's my annual program of Deemented love songs -- from "John and Marsha" to "Tapeworm of Love"...from George Burns & Gracie Allen to the Wolves of Glendale, from "Loving You Has Made Me Bananas" to "Je t'aime, moi non plus." You can hear this show (and thousands of others) by visiting www.drdemento.com. Feb 10, 2024
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POLICE: You Never Know, Marvin, But Officer, Old Dope Peddler, Buzz the Fuzz, Big Cockroach, Henry, Speed Trap, Rudy Rudy, Cat Got Dead, Cops with Attitude, Crazy Blues, Policeman's Song, Loser, Friendship, Lazing in the Shade of the Information Super Highway, Bald Guys, God Told me to Rob the 7-11, Down with V.E.G. Jul 24, 1994
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FOOTBALL: Mr. Roberts, Shrivel Up, Short People, Dog Ball, Argument Clinic, Year of the Fat, Laughing Song, Worms, Chunder in the old Pacific Sea, Son of a Half Back, Fight Fiercely Harvard, Football Stomp, Football Card, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, Existential Blues Sep 14, 1980
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BABIES 2405: This week we flashback 30 years to hear the Doc's salute to babies, plus other current and older songs from the time. Feb 3, 2024
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(KSCA LIVE) MEN: Headline News, Men, Sensitive New-age Guys, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist, Twisted, We Own the World, Disco Boy, Rock me Jerry Lewis, What a Mouse, I'm Tough, Mighty Manly Hunting Men, Put Another Log on the Fire, We Don't Need the Men, You Can Play my Sega, Do the Picard, Thrill Seeker Sep 25, 1994
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LOGAN WHITEHURST INTERVIEW: Robot Cat, Beep Beep, Pub with no Beer, 50 Ways to Dump your Lover, Moisture, Me & the Snowman, Do the Confusion, Lizard & Fish, Downtown Downer's Grove, Going to Pasadena, Take me Down, Miami, Patrick the Spoiler, 88 Lines about 44 Simpsons, Teeth Clenched, Stealing like a Hobbit Oct 12, 2003
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TOP TEN 2404: In addition to the top ten, this week we cover planes, Egypt, laundry, and more, including a whole set of Ray Stevens on the occasion of his retirement. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com Jan 27, 2024
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Cheese Burger Deluxe, Hector the Garbage Collector, Argument Clinic, Everybody Works but Father, We'll Ride with Nixon, Blassie King of Men, My Pink Half of the Drain Pipe, Australian Table Wines, Buzz the Fuzz, Meet me at the Beach, Spam, 3 Drunk Newts, 400 Mile Gas Line Sep 2, 1979
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(KLSX LIVE) BRITISH COMEDY: Downtown, Rioting to the Hits, Johnny Carson, Quayle Portrait, My Dog ate Nolan Ryan, Cannibalism, Touch a Name on the Wall, Great Bell, Welly Boot Song, Heads are Gonna Roll, Walking on the Moon, I Can't Watch This, Ren & Stimpy, I Loot L.A. May 24, 1992
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NEW YORK 2403: Here's the first entry in a new series of shows dedicated to various cities and regions. I plan to do one of these each month for awhile. Jan 20, 2024
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KMET PART TWO: It's A Gas, In old Mexico, Moonlight & Shadows, Sweet Marijuana Brown, As a Porcupine Pines for his Pork, You Got your Baby Back, Old Sow Song, Rubber Biscuit, Abner the Baseball, Hooray for Capt. Spalding, Spam, Walk on the Kosher Side, Waffle Whiffer Nov 16, 1975
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KMET PART ONE: Je Taime, Johnny's got a Yoyo, Plastic Jesus, Chula Vista, Barber, Ducktail, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, August in Azusa, Putting on the Ritz, Shrimpenstein, Stinkfoot, Junk Food Junkie, Wolf Creek Pass, Ain't we Crazy, Crazy Mixed-up Song Nov 16, 1975
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FISH 2402: Our topic today is fish (and fishing). Our scaly aquatic semi-ancestors, the meals we make of them, and the songs we sing about them. You can stream this show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Jan 13, 2024
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BOATS: I Need a Squirrel, Raccoon Song, Woodpecker Song, I Wish I Were, Dirty Socks, Never Wear Panties to a Party, Who Farted, Closer, I've Got a Fang, I'm Better than Them, Golden Fluffy Loaves of Love, Lox Song, Dinghy Song, Big Bear Lake, Legend of the Titanic, MCI, Let me Make you Smile in Bed Jul 21, 2002
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SPIKE JONES: Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette, Music Sex & Cookies, Wind Up Toy, Leave it to Beaver, Beaver Cleaver Fever, I like Stinky Cheese, Cheese Shop, Hole in the Bucket, California Kid, Cocktails for Two, Midnight Star, Last Ride of Weird Al, Beep Beep, Marvin I Love You, Big Butt Jan 19, 1986
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RANDOM 2401: This week we take a trip through the '80's archives to hear random segments containing hits and rarities about raspberries, the old west, dogs, science, and many other things. Jan 6, 2024
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THE NIXON TAPES: The Doc makes an appearance on public radio to play some folk & blues (50 minutes, not demented) Jun 5, 1988
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FUNNY 25 2352: And here they are - the Funny 25 most requested Deemented songs of 2023, as tabulated from the monthly Top Tens - plus a few extra songs at the beginning and end of the show. You can stream them all now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Dec 30, 2023
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DOO WOP: Rubber Biscuit, Betty Boop Theme, Moo Moo Song, Tiger Rag, Nature Trail to Hell, Why Won't you Come Home, Oedipus Rex, Dang me, Little Toot, Another Puff, Go Cry on Somebody Else's Shoulder, Louie Louie, Yakety Yak, 60 Minute Man, Annie had a Baby, She's Big & Round, 99 Dead Baboons Jun 24, 1984
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MOON ZAPPA INTERVIEW: Stallone Again, Bad in Bed, Sweet Transvestite, Stink Foot, Jogger's Song, Martian Hop, Old Sow Song, Merry Go Round, Them Moose Goosers, Those 2 Dreadful Children, Don't Leave your Records in the Sun, Benny the Bouncer, Earache my Eye, Yoda, Shaving Cream, Valley Girl Jun 20, 1982
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HOLIDAYS III 2351: Here's the Doctor's third all-new holiday show for 2023, just in time for Christmas Eve Eve! You can stream this show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Dec 23, 2023
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Marvin, My Daddy is President, I Do the Rock, Man on the Flying Trapeze, You Went the Wrong Way old King Louie, They Don't Make Nun Names, Leave it to Beaver, 400 Mile Gas Line, Rag Mop, Sinister Lunch Meat, Something's in the Bag, Do you Think I'm Disco, Disco Sucks Aug 19, 1979
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DISCO (KLSX LIVE): Hello I Love You, Bounce your Boobies, Domination Pizza, Probing Andromeda, I Think I'm a Clone Now, Happy Birthday, Casey at the Bat, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Disco Duck, Disco Tech, Disco Boy, Disco Toilet, Lasagna, Spock Rap, Fat Jun 5, 1988
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HOLIDAYS II 2350: Here's our second holiday show for 2023, starring Santa Claus who is the subject of most of the songs.
At the end of the show is a tribute to the excellent song parodist John Mammoser ("9 Coronas", "My Girlfriend Is Inflatable" and many more) who died of cancer on December 7th. Stream this show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Dec 16, 2023
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KMET PART TWO: It's Sister Ginny's Turn to Throw the Bomb, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Spider & the Fly, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, My Home Town, Fuzzy Wuzzy, Minnie the Moocher, Dying Duck in a Thunderstorm, Pet Shop, Wasn't that a Mighty Day, You Got your Baby Back, Clean Song, Biddy McGraw, Stardrek, Butane Boogie, Spam Jan 11, 1976
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KMET PART ONE: Ying Tong, Happy New Year, Pink Elephants, Them Poems, Little Blue Man, Have a Baby, Loving You has Made me Bananas, I Love a Practical Joke, Junkfood Junkie, Purple People Eater, Hot Rod Race Navy Style, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten, Go in and Out the Window, Piddling Pup, Wolf Creek Pass, Male Chauvinist Pig Jan 11, 1976
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HOLIDAYS 2349: The first of our three special shows for the 2023 holidays includes a dozen Hanukkah comedy songs (a genre that didn't exist at all when the Dr Demento Show began) plus a couple of Krampus songs. The rest of the show is all Christmas fun! Stream it now at www.drdemento.com. Dec 9, 2023
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DOGS: Alley Cat, Dog Ball, Hippopotamus, Little Fuzzy Animals, Jolly Green Giant, Ballad of Gumby, Religion & Politics, President Song, I Want a Man with a Slow Mind, Shakespeare Rap, Arnold Rap, Gonna Buy me a Dog, Breath of a Dog, Doggy Doo, Evelyn a Modified Dog, White Fang, Big Sniff, What Killed the Dog, My Dead Dog Rover, Shaving Cream, Happy Happy Joy Joy Aug 30, 1992
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FRANK ZAPPA TRIBUTE: To commemorate his recent passing, the Doc provides a retrospective of his career including interviews conducted over the years. Jan 2, 1994
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WINTER 2348: As the Doc takes a vacation this week (no confirmation if a ski lodge is involved) we present a flashback to winters of years past, edited together from episodes ranging 1983-2001. Dec 2, 2023
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SPIKE JONES: Party in my Pants, Boris the Spider, Red Light Green Light, I like Beer, Duncan, Spider in the Bath, Never Swat a Fly, Old Oaken Bucket, I Ain't Hip to that Step, Little Bo Peep Lost her Jeep, Cocktails for Two, Chloe, Dance of the Hours, 16 Tacos, Pimples & Braces, Daisy a Day, Telephone Man, Fish Heads Jan 27, 1985
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(KSCA LIVE) BABIES: Old Hippie Class Reunion, Rocking in the Rest Home, Bobby, Baby on the Potty all Day, Jazzy old Philosopher, Harley Davidson Polka, Wolf Creek Pass, Edna, Do the Picard, My Daughter, Baby Zone, Annie had a Baby, Benny's from Heaven, Taco Grande, Memo to Droola, Stress, Down with V-E-G, Someone Ate the Baby Jul 24, 1994
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TOP TEN 2347: Here's the last Top Ten of 2023 (in just five weeks we'll count down the Funny 25 for the whole year!) plus a couple of Christmas songs (we'll have lots more in December, and Hanukkah too) plus songs about alcohol, fruit, and some Deemented dance tunes! Stream the show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Nov 25, 2023
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Battle of Kookamunga, Blood on the Saddle, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Religion & Politics, Pool, I Wish I Was a Car, Waiting for Gas, Suicide is Painless, Gloomy Sunday, Waterloo, Elizabeth & Richard, Romping through the Swamp, Your Mother's Calling, I like Beer, If You're a Viper, Night after Night, I Want Johnny's Job, Kindergarten of the Stars, Dentist Chair Blues, Pencil-Neck Geek Jul 29, 1979
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ALIENS/UFO'S: Martian Boogie, Sci-fi Film, Whalin, I Saw Elvis in a UFO, Grandma's Spending Christmas with the Superstars, Flying Saucer, 8 Foot 2 Solid Blue, They're Here, Hell I'd Go, Stairway to Heaven, Flying Saucer Rock & Roll, Slime Creatures from Outer Space, Hard Time to be a Man, Girl with 3 Blue Eyes, Martian Hop, Galaxy Song, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Time for Killing Barney, Bedrock Anthem Nov 28, 1993
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THANKSGIVING 2346: Happy Thanksgiving! Here's our Turkey Day playlist for 2023, with some new things in the first set and an Audio Torture Chamber at the end. You can listen to the show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Nov 18, 2023
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KMET LIVE PART TWO: Carpenter's Greatest Hits, We are Dead, Arm Pit Samba, Bras on 45, Who Committed Mutiny, Swallow my Love, Sit on my Face, Bicycle Seat, Hernia, Acupuncture, San Fernando Valley, Do you Miss New York, Asteroids, I Like, Dead Puppies, Take Off, Pacman, It's Good to be the King Jan 10, 1982
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KMET LIVE PART ONE: Charlie Brown, Up in Smoke, Physical, 8th Wonder of the World, Whale Song, Constable Savage, Ernest, Beer Barrel Polka, Up your Nose, Mad Laughing Record, Moral Majority Top 40, Lunatics have Taken over the Asylum, Big Bucks, Roast Chicken Faces, I'm Hip, So Bored Jan 10, 1982
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SPOKEN COMEDY 2345: The final hour of this week's show has not a single note of music! It's all spoken comedy, from Uncle Josh to George Carlin, from Shelley Berman to Monty Python, and lots more. The show begins with three tracks from the new CD by "& Barnes" (Bill Mumy), "Shit Happens," and continues with Weird Al, Worm Quartet, the Dead Alewives and lots more. Stream it now at www.drdemento.com. Nov 11, 2023
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ALL AMERICAN: 10 Coronas, Battle of Kookamunga, Shot Heard Round the World, 7-11, Mr. Popeil, Man Song, 18 Wheels on a Big Rig, Wolf Creek Pass, Pull my Finger, No I Don't Wanna do That, Whiskey for Breakfast, Glory Glory Paranoia, Man Can't be too Careful What he Signs these Days, Grandma vs. Crusher, All Collision All Explosion, Ode to my Car, Amish Paradise Jun 30, 1996
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NATIONAL LAMPOON INTERVIEW: Simon & Garfunkel, Hooray for Capt. Spalding, Winter Wonderland, Valley Dog, Ice Cubes & Beer, Grandparents, Chicken of the County, Back of your Neck, Byz Talk, Surfin Bird, I Can't Get no Satisfaction, Celebrity Spotlight on Harriet Nelson, Jane Fonda Speaks Out, Pass the Duchie, Making Love in a Subaru, Silicon Valley Guy Jan 9, 1983
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HUNTING 2344: Hunting animals is not quite as popular a pastime as it once was, but there are a lot of funny songs about hunting, and this week's blast from the past has a bagful of the best of them. You can stream that show anytime at drdemento.com. Nov 4, 2023
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Daily Dose Of Dementia (Apr. 12 93 to May 7 93): Tibetan Memory Trick, Drunks, Chelsea in Diguise, Mr. Wizard & Timmy, Elmer Fudd Sings Fire, Baseball & Football, Flying, Parenting, Excuse Me, Smoke, Driving, Firecracker Mishap, Happy Darling, Mrs. Dead Pigeon, Argument Clinic, Sneakers, Disc Jockeys, California Earthquake, Movie Snacks, Mom Always liked You Best Apr 12, 1993
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HALLOWEEN 2343: Here's Halloween show #2 for 2023, with lots more spooky tunes and scary melodies old and recent -- Dinner with Drac, Werecow, Fear the Walking Dead, Zombie Jamboree -- you get the picture! Stream this show now or anytime at drdemento.com. Oct 28, 2023
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DIVORCE: Leaving on a Death Plane, Virgil & the Moonshot, Ape Call, Flush your Mind, Man Song, I'm Tough, Mothra, Creep the Tragic Cockroach, I Couldn't Spell ..., You Don't Love me Anymore, She got the Goldmine, Divorce, One More Minute, Istanbul, Bulbous Bouffant, Star Wars Cantina Apr 27, 1997
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Stranded in the Jungle, I Eat Cannibals, Lay me in that Huddle, Go to Work you Jerk, Ma Bell You Got me by the Calls, Buffy Come Back, My Bologna, I Love Rocky Road, Ricky, Harry's Jockstrap, Bras on 45, Fussy Eater, Alphabet Song Apr 24, 1983
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HALLOWEEN 2342: BOO! Here's the first of our two all-new Halloween shows for 2023. Two hours-plus of spooky tunes and scary melodies, old and new, famous and obscure, funny and frightening! Stream the show now at drdemento.com. Oct 21, 2023
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TV ON KLSX: Burning Down the Cartoon House, Rhapsody from Hunger, Inbred, Ballad of Valdez, Write Romantically, Cheap Stories, Janitor, My Attorney Bernie, TV Rap, Way Back in 1939, Early TV Montage, TV is the Thing this Year, Vidiot, Brady Bunch, I'm the Slime, Adam West, Hacker's Rap Apr 23, 1989
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DEVO INTERVIEW: Fruit Song, Bear, Pollution, Breakfast Conversation, Working in a Coal Mine, Strange Pursuit, Sink the Bismark, First Date, Neanderthal Love, Big Jog, Blowing Bubble Gum, Cinderella, Dust up his Nose, My Dead Dog Rover, Sweet Transvestite Jul 8, 1979
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PIZZA 2341: It's pizza day in the Land of Dementia! The whole second hour is devoted to songs about pizza, going back to mid-century when it first became an American food craze! In the first hour we celebrate the arrival of fall, the top comedy songs of 2022 according to The FuMP, and other crazy Demented topics. Oct 14, 2023
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KMET PART TWO: K-bel Barfo Hits, Number One, Rosie Don't Bang on the Piano, Monkey Bite, Suicide is Painless, Suicide Prevention, It Looks like Rain, Lovely Weather for Ducks, Dying Duck in a Thunderstorm, Surfin Bird, Bird Bathroom, Punk Rock Drives me Disco, Elements, Baby likes Burping, Argument Clinic, Old Ben Lucas, Too Young to Date Feb 8, 1981
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KMET PART ONE: Parts, Sit on my Face, Earthquake Song, Montana, Big Leg Emma, I Love You for 70 Mental Reasons, With her Head Tucked Under her Arm, Dead Girls, Close the Door, Open the Door, Bug Boy, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Please Please Me, Alphabet Song, St. George & the Dragonet, Dog Ball, Going Crazy, Mr. Roberts, Masochism Tango Feb 8, 1981
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FOOD 2340: This week's show is a blast from the past, and a dementedly delicious one too! The subject is food, and the menu includes everything from sushi to goulash, vegetables to head cheese, hors d'oeuvres to cookies, pie and cake. You can stream the show anytime from drdemento.com. Oct 7, 2023
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DEMENTED BLUES: Generic Blues, Alphabet Song, Ukelele Blues, Down with V-E-G, Vegetables, Woke up this Morning, Masked Man, God Told me to Rob the 7-11, Blind Melon, Bear Whiz Beer, High Tech Redneck, Politically Correct, Person to Person, Alligator Wine, Pale Blues, Lunchlady Land Apr 24, 1994
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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC INTERVIEW: CPA, Music Sex & Cookies, Yum Yum Tree, Right Said Fudd, Streaking USA, Mr. Miller, Religion & Politics, I Love a Groove, Big Man Mambo, Smells like Nirvana, You Don't Love me Anymore, I Can't Watch This, Ren & Stimpy, Fax me a Beer, Ugga Bugga, PMS Airlines Apr 19, 1992
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TOP TEN 2339: Here's the Top Ten for September, plus a set from the new Worm Quartet album, some runners up from the Top Ten, and a whole lot more Demented delights! You can stream the show now (or anytime you like) at www.drdemento.com. Sep 30, 2023
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JAZZ: My Attorney Bernie, Rock & Roll Doctor, Shaving Patients for Surgery, Barbeque Barney, Vegetables, Mr. Bass Man, Mr. Roberts, Teenage Brain Surgeon, Punk Polka, Benny's from Heaven, Up with Papal, Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Halloween Spooks, 500 Miles, Jurassic Park Oct 10, 1993
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DEMENTED POLITICS: In the Mood, She Won't French Kiss, What I Believe, I Want a Man, Too Young to Date, Just Wanna be Cool, Bringing me Back Today, Idi Amin, Religion & Politics, Presidential Handicap, 2 Cows, Tricky Dicky Rock & Roll, Ronnie vs. Fritz, Rodeo Song, Rapmaster Ronnie, Boogie in your Butt Nov 4, 1984
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MARIJUANA 2338: Our topic today is marijuana. Now that it's legal in many places, and socially acceptable in most other parts of the USA, I'm bringing back some of the fine songs it inspired when it was still highly illegal! Stream the show now at drdemento.com.
(Sorry it's late- I was under the weather for a couple of days, but am feeling excellent today!) Sep 24, 2023
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FOLK MUSIC: Light my Fire, Little Blue Riding Hood, Bang the Drum all Day, Open that Can, I Like Stinky Cheese, Cheesehead Song, Teenage Mutant Kung fu Chickens, 2 Dreadful Children, I Wanna be Catholic, Hole in the Bucket, Tom Dooley, MTA, Folk Song Army, Horse Named Bill, Thank God I'm a Jewish Boy, History of Dr. Demento, Werecow Sep 8, 1991
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RUDY VALLEE INTERVIEW: Hello Muddah, Swimming Song, Johnny Had a Yoyo, Sex Drugs & Rock n Roll, Drunkard Song, Stein Song, Old Sow Song, Let's do It, Beep Beep, 3 Mile Island Beatles, Pancho Lopez, Rock & Roll Hell, Say Guy You Wanna Boogie, Duck Pluckers, Dead Puppies, 3 Drunk Newts, Smoke-off, Lumberjack Song Jun 17, 1979
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EMBARASSMENT 2337: This show features (in segments 3 through 6) songs that may embarrass some people, for various reasons -- though many regular listeners count them among their very favorites! You can stream this show anytime at www.drdemento.com. Sep 16, 2023
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KMET PART 2: Bloat on, Martian March, Astro Boy, Stripper, Bluegrass Nightmare, Cockroach Love, Redback on the Toilet Seat, Party in my Pants, Elderly Man River, Robert Hilburn, Pico & Sepulveda, Sister Mary Elephant, Punk Polka, Mr. Custer, Cheaters & Liars, Existential Blues, Fish Heads Sep 7, 1980
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KMET PART 1: Martian Hop, Space Invaders, Keep Venice Nude, Meet me at the Beach, Black Denim Trousers, Bad Motorcycle, Old Dope Peddler, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Shlock Rod, They're Parking Camels where the Taxis used to be, Kosher Delight, Tacos for Two, Hot Nuts, Fruit Song Sep 7, 1980
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OTHER DOMESTICATED ANIMALS 2336: Since I recently finished shows about dogs and cats, I thought I'd spin some Demented tunes about other domesticated animals -- cows and sheep, canaries and parakeets, lions and elephants (in zoos and circuses). This week's show also has the Top Ten (a week late, but it's great!) Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com. Sep 9, 2023
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HUNTING: Freckle Song, Janet Reno, Someone ate the Baby, I Wanna Hot Dog for my Roll, Junk Food Junkie, 10 Coronas, Who Drank my Beer, In Heaven there is no Beer, Backwards XYZ's, Funny Man, Answering Machine, T'ain't Nobody's Business, Mighty Manly Hunting Men, Yosemite Sam, Big Bucks, Hunting Song, Second Week of Deer Camp, 30-point Buck Nov 10, 1996
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JUDY TENUTA INTERVIEW: Big Bear Lake, Back from the Shadows, Star Trekkin', Banana Love, Pool, Wet T-shirt Night, Colorado Kool-aid, Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Pope Song, Airborn with an Ape, I Hear Horses, I Like Boys, Piano has been Drinking, Bitching Camaro, Would Jesus Wear a Rolex, I Want your Socks, Vann Pick me a Letter, Squirrels Aug 23, 1987
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LABOR DAY 2335: With the Doc on vacation, we are presenting a combination of 7 different Labor Day episodes of the past. Sep 2, 2023
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MONEY: Money Song, Music Sex & Cookies, Money, I Ate the Baloney, Cops with Attitude, Only You, Daddy's Money, Busted, Credit Card Song, Blue Cheese Yodel, Nails, Greenbacks, Rock me Jerry Lewis, Your Brain on Drugs, Brain Damage, Dwarf Tossing, Frank's 2000-inch TV, Way Down Deep You're Shallow Feb 20, 1994
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LOVE LIVE ON KLSX: Reggae Popeye, Woke up this Morning, All my Bill are Overdue, Copycat Corner, Classical Rap, Worms, Deteriorata, Iraq & a Hard Place, Kick Ass U.S.A., So Long Mom, Lines in the Sand, Boogie, John & Marsha, Tapeworm of Love, Marvin I Love You, Everyone Says I Love You, M.C. Hammer, Bomb for Hussein Feb 10, 1991
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MONKEYS/MONKEES 2334: We flashback to 2003 for a program about apes and monkeys, then even further back to an interview the Doc did with the rock group the Monkees in 1987! Aug 26, 2023
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3-mile Island Beatles, Civilization, Alley Oop, Dead Frogs, When I was a Lad, I'm the Slime, Ikey & Mikey, Eggplant that Ate Chicago, Religion & Politics, Senator Fish Face, Rubber Room, Split Level Head, Hello DJ, 3 Drunk Newts, Fat Man's Prayer, Pencil Neck Geek Jun 10, 1979
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CLASSICAL: Streak, Wildwood Weed, 500 Miles, Grandpa's Gone Gangster, Twinkies & Ding Dongs, Ginko & Tofu, Smells like Camp Granada, Them Moose Goosers, Blue Danube Waltz, Sunrise Symphony, My Bonnie Lass She Smelleth, End of a Symphony, Carnival of the Animals Aug 2, 1998
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CATS 2333: Last week we celebrated the dog days of summer...Cats deserve a celebration too! We'll hear 28 songs about cats this week, most of them complimentary. This show also features the Logan Awards nominees for parody songs. Stream this show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com Aug 19, 2023
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KMET PART 2: Blassie King of Men, Is That all There is?, Pain in the Ass, Old Dope Peddler, Tranquilizers, Walking my Cat Named Dog, My Way, Elevator, Flush, August in Azusa, Keep Venice Nude, Animal House, Cinderella, Paraquat Blues, Your Love is Like Nuclear Waste, Maxwell's Silver Hammer Aug 6, 1978
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KMET PART 1: Looney Tune, Bagel Tree, Walk on the Kosher Side, I'm a Nut, Sidewalk Convoy, Donald Where's your Troosers, Herbert the Pervent, Total Nudity, Moment of Silence, Our Hour, Gilligan's Island Stairway, Loving me, Chewy the Rookie Wookie, Cement Mixer, Contradictions, Panacea, Camelot Aug 6, 1978
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DOGS 2332: This week's show features a tribute to Paul Reubens (aka Pee Wee Herman), plus the five Logan Award nominees for best comedy song, and a whole bunch of funny songs about dogs! Stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Aug 12, 2023
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SOUPY SALES INTERVIEW: Boris the Spider, She's Fallen, My Attorney Bernie, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Nails, Hostility Rag, You Know my Name, With my Little Ukelele in my Hand, White Fang, Mouse, Packalafaka, Downtown Downer's Grove, Werecow, I Can't Watch This, Dead Puppies, Happy Happy Joy Joy May 31, 1992
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ALL REQUEST: K-mart Blues, Bookshop, Bilbo Baggins, Eric the Awful, Sensitive New-age Guys, Power Tools, Bill Clinton Song, Funky Gibbon, Hit me with your Rhythm Stick, Bras on 45, Disco Toilet, When I was Your Age, Plastic Jesus, One Meatball, Fax me a Beer, Ren & Stimpy, Smells like Nirvana May 3, 1992
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ALCOHOL 2331: This week we have a blast from the past -- and I do mean a blast! The subject is alcohol. A serious subject, but it has inspired innumerable funny songs. You'll hear a bunch of the best and a few of the worst ones when you stream this week's show at www.drdemento.com. Aug 5, 2023
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1971/LIVE ON KLSX: A retrospective of the year 1971, plus current/classic songs too...I Like, Pet Shop, Dead Cicada, Robert Hilburn, Tax Day, Punish the People, Flying Saucers, Vasectomy, Ajaz Liquor Store, Lonesome Cowboy Burt, I Think We'e all Bozos, Insane & the Brain, South Park Junkie, Star Wars Cantina Apr 12, 1998
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TOP TEN 2330: Here's the Top Ten for July, plus a bunch of songs about wine, and a bunch about marijuana as well! You can stream this show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com Jul 29, 2023
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CHRISTMAS: 12 Pains of Christmas, You Ain't Getting Sh*t for Christmas, Hanukah Hey-Ya!, Santa Man Vibration, Please Let it Snow, Relatives are Coming, Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, Ding Fries are Done, Christmas on Acid, I am Santa Claus, Green Christmas, Night Santa went Crazy, I Want an Alien for Christmas Dec 14, 2003
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(KLSX LIVE) CHRISTMAS IN JULY: Christmas at Ground Zero, Ballad of Ross Perot, Arnold Rap, My Dog ate Nolan Ryan, Freeze-dried Fido, Masochism Tango, Thorazine Shuffle, Neil Young, It's Christmas & I Wonder Where I am, An Axel Christmas, Father Christmas, Grandma Got run Over by a Reindeer, You Don't Bring me Flowers, Spider, Hey Batman 92 Jul 19, 1992
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BLACK DEMENTIA 2329: Today we feature some of the great Black artists who have done Demented songs and comedy bits -- from Lead Belly and Butterbeans & Susie to Slim Gaillard, The Coasters and Eddie Murphy. We'll also hear Jane Birkin (RIP), Albert Brooks, Pink Floyd and more. You can stream this show anytime starting Saturday, July 22 at www.drdemento.com. Jul 22, 2023
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SUMMER/HEROES/VILLAINS: Summertime Summertime, Tennessee Bird Walk, It's Alright to be a Clod, Light my Fire, Canasta Song, Big Jog, Old Back Scratcher, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Mechanical Man, We Are Demented, Licks off Records, Out of Gas Blues, Framed, Time Warp, Dancing Fool, Ballad of Irving Jun 3, 1979
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(KSCA LIVE) SNOW/SKIING: Blue Christmas, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Super Skier, Harley Song, Smoke 2 Joints, Santa's Beard, You Know my Name, Jingle Bell Boogie, You're a Hamburger, Squishy Love, Kirk & Spock, Marvin I Love You, Rusty Chevrolet, Hockey Here Tonight, Happy Boy, Ain't no Liberal, Anniversary Anthem, Bulbous Bouffant (MONO ONLY) Nov 12, 1995
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STORY SONGS 2328: This show features an hour of story songs ("ballads" in the traditional meaning of the word). Some old favorites and some you may not have heard! Stream the show now at www.drdemento.com. Jul 15, 2023
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KMET PART 2 WITH MEYER & DRAKE INTERVIEW: Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, Davy Crockett, Homo Erectus, Mr. Bill, Meyer & Drake Interview, Making Whoopie, Psycho Chicken, Hockey Sock Rock, My Bologna, Slide Trombone, Beepies & Beer, Punk Polka, Disco Sucks, Smoke-off, I Can see Uranus, Sixpence Feb 17, 1980
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KMET PART 1: Nuke the Whales, Buy me a Dog, Rain Rain go Away, Back Water Blues, Ain't Gonna Rain no More, Please Mr. Carter, New Slant on War, Kill for Peace, Loving You has Made me Bananas, Miami, Jim Morrison's Revenge, Soggy Cereal, Nowhere, Disco Toilet, Disco Vampire, Stop the War Feb 17, 1980
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RANDOM 2327: Our historian has assembled this from 10 prior episodes, ranging from 1983 to 1992 in demented (reverse) order, and including a segment on vacations in honor of the Doc's vacation this week! Jul 8, 2023
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CHRISTMAS PART 2: Everywhere it's Christmas, We're Getting Massaged for Christmas, 12 Days of Christmas, Rock & Roll Santa, I Saw Elvis Dressed as Santa Claus, Jingle Bells, Reindeer Boogie, Pretty Little Dolly, My Birthday is on Christmas, Gluey Christmas, Chimney Song, I Found the Brains of Santa Claus, They had a Merry Christmas, Christmas Dragnet, Christmas Balls Dec 25, 1988
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CHRISTMAS PART 1: It's Christmas & I Wonder Where I Am, Santa Claus is Watching You, Rudolph the Brown-Nosed Reindeer, Dashing through the Aisles, Money for Christmas, Father Christmas, Santa's Moving On, Chipmunks Roasting, Good King Kong Looked Out, Merry Christmas You Suckers, Blue Christmas, Green Christmas, Santa Claus & his old Lady, Christmas at Ground Zero Dec 15, 1991
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AMERICA 2326: Happy Birthday U. S. A.! The whole show this week is dedicated to America -- it's not perfect but these songs are often hysterical, along with being historical. Stream it now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Jul 1, 2023
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UNRELEASED TAPES: Led Zeppelin Medley, Polkas on 45, Gosh Golly Goofy, Get off the table Mabel, Glorious, Every Little Bug, Never Swat a Fly, Girl Fight Tonight, Uncle Alfred, Who are the Brain Police, Neanderthal Man, March of the Cuckoos, School Cafeteria, Gumball Wizard, Hamster Love, Nice, Trouble with Klingons, It's the Real World After All, Leprosy, She's Big & Round, Rock Rap, Cheerio Cherry Lips Cheerio Jan 10, 1988
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FOOTBALL: Fatal Beatings, Curly Shuffle, Mike Tyson Substitute Teacher, Eric the Awful, Dueling Rappers, Deteriorata, Are you Balding Tonight?, Kick Ass U.S.A., Elvis' Rolls Royce, Bitchin Camaro, What it Was Was Football, Cheerleaders on Drugs, Baseball & Football, Fight Fiercely Harvard, Shaving Cream contest, If You Want Free Speech Go to Russia, We Love Barney Fife, Uncle Jack Says Relax, They Drive me Brady Sep 9, 1990
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TOP TEN 2325: This week Dr. Demento welcomes Summertime 2023 with a salute to the season - summertime clothes, summertime food, and we count down the Top Ten hottest and coolest Deemented songs for June! Stream the show now or whenever you like at www.drdemento.com. Jun 24, 2023
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Dance of the Hours, Old Gray Mare, Witch Doctor, Reefer Man, Smoke that Cigarette, I ate the Baloney, Night after Night, Casey at the Bat, Can Broadway do without Us?, Tiptoe Through the Tulips with Me, Fat Man's Prayer, Making Love in a Subaru, Fish Heads, In the Mood May 27, 1979
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(KSCA LIVE) MUSICAL TURKEYS: Happy Birthday, Stress, Beep Beep, St. George & the Internet, Peter the Meter Reader, There's a Man who Comes to our House, Vacuum, Pretty Little Dolly, Rapping Duke, Life Sucks then you Die, Air Battle, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist, Bulbous Bouffant Nov 5, 1995
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FATHER'S DAY 2324: Happy Father's Day! Here are 25 funny songs about fatherhood, plus some more goodies for everyone. You can stream that show now or anytime from www.drdemento.com. Enjoy! Jun 17, 2023
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KMET PART TWO: Try it, Hold Tight, Alvin's Orchestra, Kicking the Gong Around, Peanut Boogie, Democratic Donkey, Goofing on the Job, I Died all Over You, Bicentennial Minute, Texas Behemoth, Bridget the Midget, I Love Me, Spam, Shaving Cream, In the Mood, I Love your Toes, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten, Lumberjack Song, Chaos Jan 23, 1977
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KMET PART ONE: Laugh & be Happy, Turn your Head Sweetheart, Girl Named Johnny Cash, Hey Schoolgirl, Gorilla, Ning Nang Nong, You're the Pits, Acne, Freckle Song, Gnu Song, Up your Nose, High School USA, Dirty old Man, Thank God for Porno, Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend, Mother's Lament, Song of the Sewer, Shock Treatments Jan 23, 1977
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NUDITY 2323: Hello there -- Dr Demento here -- It's getting warmer outside and we don't need as many clothes as we did a few weeks ago -- and some of us are able to get by witn no clothes at all! I'll explore the demented side of nudity on the show starting June 10th, 2023. You can stream that show and thousands of earlier Dr Demento shows at www.drdemento.com. Jun 10, 2023
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ME: Happy Boy, Birdhouse in your Soul, Blimp, Bart Simpson Rap, Uncle Jack says Relax, Plump, Living with a Hernia, DOA, I Love Me, Cartoon Individual, I am a Squid, I Feel like an Onion Ring, I get Weird, I'm Bored, I Won't Grow up, My Name is Larry, Me like Hockey, Ballad of William Robinson May 17, 1998
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MONEY: Lakeside Trailer Park, Ricky, Hal & Lulu, Frozen Embryos, Amoeba Hop, Cow Imagination, Stinkfoot, Soba Song, Sushi Baby, Merle Haggard Eating Tofu, Busted, Money, Romance without Finance, Greenbacks, Where the Money, Nose Job, Dust Mites, Kick Ass U.S.A. Feb 24, 1991
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TOP TEN 2322: Here's the Top Ten for May, plus "99 Words for Boobs," "The Insult Song," "Bicycle Seat" and a new song by the Other Favorites for the revival of the 70-year-old 3-D feature "Robot Monster in 3-D." Jun 3, 2023
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INSANITY LIVE ON KMET: Miss Ann McCarthy, It's the Real World After All, Goo Goo Muck, Comet Relief, Dinner Rap, Space Invaders, Going Crazy, I'm a Nut, Insane Crazy Blues, Twisted, Split Level Head, Paranomia, Dr. Freud, Ain't We Crazy, Teenage Lobotomy, Frontal Lobotomy, Elevator to Menswear, Burger Rap Sep 28, 1986
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PENN JILLETTE/STEVEN BANKS INTERIVEW/MOTHER'S DAY: Ballad of Valdez, Zip it, My Toot Toot, Inbred, Mother Song, My Mother is a Space Cadet, Chicken of the County, Draft Dodger Rag, Pizza Hut Now, Disney on Ice, Clothes of the Dead, Rock 'n' Roll RIP, Guru Rap, Touch Yourself May 14, 1989
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GAMES 2321: The Doc is feeling a bit under the weather this week, so our archivist has assembled a flashback episode on this topic from 1987 & 2001. The Doc will be back next week with the new top ten for May! May 27, 2023
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William Tell Overture, Don't Bogart me, Wine Stoned Plow Boy, Hungry Freaks Daddy, Billboard Song, Foreign Legion of Love, Flying Saucer 2nd, I Am an Astronaut, Van Lingle Mungo, Twisted, Rock Lobster, High School Gym, Mildred the Choir Director, Attack of the Giant Ants, Someone ate the Baby, Who's on First, Smoke Off May 20, 1979
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CATS: Let's all Get Demented, Are You Lonesome Tonight?, Surfer Joe, Surfin Bird, Read my Lips, Fruit Song, Coming Back for More, I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate our Home, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Siamese Cat Song, Tomcat Blues, I Hate Cats, Forever Fluffy, If You Want Free Speech go to Russia, Timothy, They Drive me Brady, Uncle Jack Says Relax Aug 26, 1990
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CANADA 2320: We begin with an hour of American dementia and follow it up with an hour of dementia from north of the border! Stream now or anytime at drdemento.com May 20, 2023
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KMET PART 2: When I'm Cleaning Windows, Nowhere, Making Whoopie, I Like a Funeral, I'll be Glad When You're Dead, Mr. Gallager & Mr. Sheen, Whatever Happened to Music?, My Blue Heaven, Beverly Hills, La Brea Tar Pits, Cockroach Stomp, Martian March, Four Letter Words (MONO ONLY) Oct 6, 1974
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KMET PART 1: Dirty old Man, Woodpecker's Hole, Strip Polka, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Motorcycle Song, Black Denim Trousers, Close to You, It's a Gas, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Gee Officer Krupkie, Halloween Spooks, Banana Boat, Okie from Muskogee, It's in the Book (MONO ONLY) Oct 6, 1974
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MOTHERS 2319: No two mothers are the same, and that also goes for the motherly songs on this week's show! Recommended for open-minded mothers and their offspring. We'll also have a set of songs by Frank Zappa's Mothers of Invention, totally different from the ones played in 2022. Stream the show now at www.drdemento.com ! May 13, 2023
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HALLOWEEN LIVE ON KLSX: Dark Shadows, Grim Grinning Ghosts, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Halloween Hysteria, I Put a Spell on You, My old Flame, Curse of the Hearse, Werecow, I'm Hungry, Psycho, Please Mr. Grave Digger, Cemetery Girls, Nature Trail to Hell, Halloween Cut-up, Monster Rap Oct 29, 1989
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HALLOWEN: Trick or Treat, Haunted House of Rock, Let's Twist Again, What Ever Happened to Eddie, Halloween Spooks, Dead, Vegas Vampire, Human Fly, It's Halloween, Haunted House, Headless Horseman, Spook Opera, Skeleton in the Closet, Harry the Toothless Vampire, Blob, Vampire Beavers Oct 28, 1984
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SPIKE JONES 2318: This week we have an extra-special blast from the past...a two-hour tribute to the man whose music has inspired Dr. Demento ever since he was 4 years old, and his dad brought home a 78 of "Cocktails for Two" -- Spike Jones! Stream this show now or anytime from www.drdemento.com . May 6, 2023
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SHOT OF THE DAY PART 5: Galaxy Song, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, Dungeons & Dragons, Ode to my Car, Blue Christmas, We Love Barney Fife, 30 Point Buck, How the Grinch Stole Hanukah, Hey Harry Potter, Santa's Gonna Kick your Ass, Rudolph the Brown-nosed Reindeer, Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire, You're a Mean one Mr. Grinch, Hanukah Song, Night Santa went Crazy Nov 26, 2001
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TOP TEN 2317: This week's show features tracks from the new Needlejuice compilations by Tom Lehrer and Napoleon XIV, tributes to Harry Belafonte and Barry Humphries, and the Top Ten for April. Stream the show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Apr 29, 2023
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TELEVISION: We Love Barney Fife, Bedrock Anthem, Who Shot JR?, Spock Rap, Martian Hop, I was Conceived at Woodstock, Maniac vs. Brainiac, Happy Happy Joy Joy, TV Rap, Vidiot, I'm the Slime, Intro and Outro, O.J.-O, Taking Seattle Grunge Rock Blues, She Left me for a Destitute Quadraplegic Apr 2, 1995
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Spanish Inquisition, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Jimmy Durante's Nose, Willie Mickey & the Duke, Bears are Taking over Yellowstone, Welcome to the Zoo, Funky Gibbon, Ode to Gary Coleman, Flat Tire, Serious, Colorado, Dallas part 2, Duncan, Frontal Lobotomy, Mr. President, Yoda Jul 19, 1981
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HAIR 2316: This week's show features 33 fun songs about hair. We have less of it than most mammals, but we prize and enhance the way it decorates us. Even when we choose to remove it, hair makes a statement! Stream this show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Apr 22, 2023
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DANCING: Rosie Don't Bang on the Piano, Dollar a Gallon, First Lady, Country Music is Here to Stay, Hockey Night in Canada, There Was a Fungus Among us, Reluctant Cannibal, Old Sow Song, Time Warp Dance Medley, I Can't Dance, Amazing Man, Fish Heads, Dancing Fool May 6, 1979
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KRYPTON INTERVIEW, ELVIS LIVE ON KLSX: Intro & Outro, She Drives like Crazy, I'm in a Coma for You, Green Acid at Woodstock, Lonely at the Bottom, Go Shopping, Krypton Interview, My Ding a Ling, Elvis Was a Narc, He Ate too Many Jelly Donuts, Elvis has Just Left the Building, Guess I'm Elvis' Love Child, Elvis Rap, Wrap it Up, Hey Batman, Spam, Adam West Aug 13, 1989
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WEATHER 2315: This week's special topic is the weather. We can't do much about it, but we can listen to funny songs about it! This week we also have songs about geeks, drugs and sleeping, (Note: the song by Nikka's Box has highly explicit language).Stream the new show now at www.drdemento.com. Apr 15, 2023
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KMET 1975 PART 2: Masculine Women Feminine Men, Help, Are You for Real?, Close to Me, My Doctor, Born to be Wild, Wah-hoo, Rag Mop, Je Taime, Ash Grove, Barstow, Route 66, Covina, Martian March, Deteriorata, Son of Irving, Ed Barbara, Smut, Sweet Violets, Pinto Pony (MONO ONLY) Mar 2, 1975
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KMET 1975 PART 1: Trouble with Harry, Inflation in the Nation, When Veronica Plays Harmonica, Carnival of Venice, Eating Goober Peas, New Slant on War, Chewing Gum, Blazing Saddles, Putting on the Ritz, Turkey Pie Lament, 51 Beers, C.B. Chant, 30,000 Lbs. of Bananas (MONO ONLY) Mar 2, 1975
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BASEBALL 2314: Baseball season is underway! Baseball has inspired more funny songs and comedy bits than any other sport, and I've got an hour's worth of the most Deemenred ones this week -- plus a celebration of Tom Lehrer's 95th birthday, and some songs about frogs and your teeth. Stream this new show now at www.drdemento.com ! Apr 8, 2023
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SINGING GROUPS: Now I am a Hippie Again, She's Going Bald, Frank's 2000-inch TV, Farm Boys, In old Mexico, America's Most-Hated Criminal, Along Came Jones, Peanut Butter, I Heard, Beep Beep, Japanese Banana, Go Cry on Somebody Else's Shoulder, Right Said Fred, Barbecue Barney, Bedrock Anthem, PC Nov 14, 1993
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TOM STANKUS INTERVIEW: Boris the Spider, Big Cockroach, Elvis was a Narc, Bonanza, Ballad of E.T., Will it Rain or Will it Snow, Pineapple Princess, One More Minute, Existential Blues, Existential Blues Part 2, Teacher's Battle Hymn, Cheese Boogie Deluxe, Boogie in your Butt, Like a Surgeon Jul 14, 1985
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RANDOM 2313: Not an April Fool's joke, this week is a variation on the D-pod shuffle...a compilation of random segments from past episodes, 1979-1989. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com Apr 1, 2023
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COCKROACHES: One Piece at a Time, 18 Wheels on a Big Rig, Hound Song, I Want your Socks, Fox in Socks, Uh Oh part 2, Ritalin, Lizzie Borden, Worry, So Far so Good, Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Suzy Cockroach, Roaches, Necrophilia, Wet Dream, Smoke Off Jun 11, 2000
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JOE SIRACUSA INTERVIEW: Hooray I'm Going Away, Here Come the Martians, Cyclops, Video Games, Smut, Life is a Rock, Bagpipes that's my Bag, Rhapsody from Hungery, I'm in the Mood for Love, Yes we Have no Bananas, Two Left Feet, It's Good to be the King, Take Off Apr 25, 1982
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TOP TEN 2312: Here we are, a quarter of the way through 2023 already! My show for the weekend of March 25 has been uploaded, featuring the Top Ten, a set of science fact songs, and a variety of rare and Deemented goodies old and new. Stream it now at www.drdemento.com and share the laughter! Mar 25, 2023
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Doggie Doo, Pickle in the Middle, Marvin, Flakes, Bury me in my Shades, Buffalo, Psycho, Marching to Bedlam, Ain't we Crazy, Three Blind Mice, Three Drunk Newts, Ain't it a Beauty, Cretin Hop, Hamster Love, Herbert the Pervert, Dancing Fool, My Dead Dog Rover Apr 29, 1979
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY: Edna, Rank Chick, Car Noises, Moustache Song, Happy Boy, Blum Blum, Classical Scratch, Here Come the Fleas, Who Threw the Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder, Clancy Lowered the Boom, Biddy McGraw, Chantilly Lace, 99 Dead Baboons, Boogie in your Butt Mar 17, 1985
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SPRING 2311: Spring is here...well, it officially starts on Monday, March 21 in the Northern Hemisphere, no matter what the weather outside is like! I have some classic Demented Springtime songs for you, along with lots more funny stuff. Stream springtime anytime at www.drdemento.com! Mar 18, 2023
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KMET PART TWO LIVE: Here Comes the Man with the Jive, Dave, You Came a Long Way from St. Louie, Dancing in the Nude, Window Cleaner, Love-in, Tra-la-la, Final Exam, Bounce your Boobies, King Tut, My Name is Larry, Legend of the Titanic, Cupcakes, Eddie are you Kidding, Who's on 1st? May 28, 1978
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KMET PART ONE LIVE: 1200 Hamburgers to Go, Merchant's Lunch, I Wish I was a Car, Videot, Merry Minuet, Coming in on a Wing & a Prayer, Whatever Happened to Jack, School Days, Cockroach Stomp, Mammary Glands, Whole Lotta Love, Phonetic Punctuation, Shishkebob, My Girl has 3 Legs May 28, 1978
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ARTIE BARNES & NAPOLEON XIV TRIBUTE 2310: Our new show pays tribute to two of the greatest artists in the Land of Dementia, both of whom passed away since the last show - Jerry Samuels, better known as Napoleon XIV, and Robert Haimer, better known as Artie Barnes of Barnes & Barnes. The show also has lots of really funny songs! Stream it now at drdemento.com. I will cover the previously announced topic (Musical Instruments) in April. Mar 11, 2023
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TOBACCO: Sushi Baby, Yoda, Cheerleaders on Drugs, Life is a Rock, Guru Rap, Lazy Mary, Synonym Girl, Waking up is Hard to Do, Day Sleeper, Sink the Bismark, Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette, Smoking in the Boys Room, Another Puff, Polka Dot Undies, My Ding-a-ling, Fish Heads, Hangover Mar 19, 1989
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SPRING BREAK: Gilligan's Island Stairway, Martian Boogie, Worst Star Trek Jokes, Charlie Brown, Pee-wee from Hell, You Should See the Video to this Song, Touch Yourself, Sleep Neat, Bimbolandia, Last Temptation of Schwarzenegger, Rock Lobster, Pass the Koochie, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Loving You is Surfing You, Adam West Mar 5, 1989
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TOP TEN 2309: The Top Ten for February, plus Demented songs about television, balloons, and Good Advice. Stream the show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com! Mar 4, 2023
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William Tell Overture, Nocturnal Stumblebut, Enumerator's Dilemma, Numbers, Rubber Duckie, My Pink Half of the Drain Pipe, Belly up to the Bar, On the Amazon, Persian Kitten, Fox in Socks, They Don't Make Nun Names, Ballad of Irving, Disco Toilet May 18, 1980
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SUPER BOWL/RONALD REAGAN: There's a New Sound, Down on the Electronic Farm, Chocolate, Bricklayer, Undergrad Pick-up Rag, Jitterbug, Masochism Tango, Nellie the Elephant, Cool Down, Lettuce Head Doll Song, Burping the Baby, Eat my Shorts Jan 20, 1985
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CARTOONS 2308: This flashback episode is overflowing with an hour or so of cartoon toons from all eras! Feb 25, 2023
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HORSES: April Showers, Bald Headed Woman, We Saw the Sea, Hawaiian Lei Song, You are so Rare to me, Send in the Clones, I Need your Help Barry Manilow, Rubber Biscuit, Brown Bag Blues, Ikey & Mikey, Horses Don't bet on People, Pinto Pony, Clip Clop, Suicide is Painless, Spam, Star Drek, Smoke Off Apr 22, 1979
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MOTHER'S DAY LIVE: Song of the Sewer, Ambrose Pt. 5, Social Disease, Right Hand, Yuppie Drone, Etiquette Song, Passing Gas, Dueling Tubas, Lockjaw, Everybody has to Have a Mother, My Mother the Car, My Mother is a Space Cadet, I Like, Bag Boy, Breakfast with Joe the Love Potato, Candy Wrapper May 11, 1986
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HATE SONGS 2307: Last week we had love songs -- this week we flip the coin for some hate songs - or, less seriously, dislike songs, which are often just as funny! Stream the new show now at drdemento.com. Feb 18, 2023
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KMET PART 2: BYU Boy Missionary, Civilization, Little Blue Man, Sarah Jackman, Chandler's Wife, Yo Ho Rinty, My Boomerang Won't Come Back, Gnu Song, Spam, Get a Load of This, Even Fat Boys can Make it in Santa Monica, L.A. Freeway Song, Them Poems Aug 3, 1975
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KMET PART 1: Love in Bloom, Frankfurter Sandwiches, Junk Food Junkie, Plastic Jesus, Loving You has Made me Bananas, Take off Your Clothes, Beans, Don't Bogart Me, Jungle Boogie, From 1 to 9, 16 Pounds, Ragtime Cowboy Joe, Farmer Gray, Son of Irving Aug 3, 1975
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LOVE SONGS 2306: Valentine's Day is next Tuesday, and here is my annual batch of Deemented love songs -- Silly Love Songs if you prefer Paul's designation! Stream them now or anytime from drdemento.com. Feb 11, 2023
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COMPUTERS: You're Breaking my Heart, You Don't Love me Anymore, Amazing Man, Rubberneck, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Polka Dot Undies, Annoying Song, Pachelbel, Car Alarm, Great Bell, Y2K, White Collar Holler, First Redneck on the Internet, Hacker's Rap Part 2, Net Girl, Cyber No No, Girls Don't Fart, Butt Scootin' Doggie, Chainsaw Juggler Mar 7, 1999
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SCIENCE FICTION: Satellite Dish, Cable TV, Bird, Moisture, Charlie Brown, I Wanna be a Flintstone, Arming Myself for Armageddon, Dueling Tubas, Dead Yuppies, Dying Business, Science Fiction Double Feature, My Favorite Martian, Bar Trek, Doctor in Distress, Uhura, Marvin I Love You, Lost in Space, She Grabbed my Coconuts, You Make me Squeal Mar 20, 1988
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JAZZ 2305: Today I have another blast from the past - a show featuring Demented songs in a jazzy vein! Stream it now at drdemento.com! Feb 4, 2023
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DOC GUESTING ON WEIRD AL'S COLLEGE STATION: Boobs a Lot, Up in Smoke, Hello DJ, Dust up his Nose, Naked Man, It's a Gas, Beam me up Scotty Dec 7, 1978
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TOP TEN 2304: Today's show features the first Top Ten of 2023, plus some great Demented Discs about rabbits (2023 is a Year of the Rabbit), other animals, and human hair. Stream it now at drdemento.com! Jan 28, 2023
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ADVERTISING: One Hen, Dairy Farm Girl, School Cafeteria, Lunch Lady Land, Roommate Song, Roommate from Hell, Shoehorn with Teeth, Suspenders, Telephone Man, DOA, Stretching the Imagination, Bun & Run, Final Record Offer, Truth in Advertising, Harv Kirshner, Husky Boy Toilet Tissue, Sex in Commercials, Me like Hockey, Smoke Off Jan 19, 2003
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(KMET LIVE) FATHER'S DAY/SURF MUSIC: Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Johnny & Joanie, Bye Johnny, Fatal Beatings, Masochism Tango, It's a Gas, House Husband Macho, Good Sex, Bowling with Joe the Love Potato, Polka Dot Undies, Surfer Joe, Going Surfin, Tie me Surfer Board Down, Underwater Surfers, Merchant Banker, Do the Watusi, Candy Wrapper Jun 15, 1986
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PUNK 2303: By popular demand, we celebrate Punk in our second hour. The music and the language is a bit more raucous than usual! In the first hour we feature hamsters, snow, and the songs and poetry of the late Les Barker. Stream the show now or anytime from www.drdemento.com. Jan 21, 2023
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OUTER SPACE ON KLSX: Psycho Chicken, In the Mood, Ducks on the Wall, Moisture, Slugs, My Wife Left Town with a Banana, Banana Love, 4 Eyes, Jar Song, Rock me Jerry Lewis, Wash no Dishes no More, Orange County, Also Sprach Kazoostra, Jetsons Theme, By Rocket to the Moon, Martian Boogie, Galaxy Song, Bop, Penis Envy, Squirrels Sep 6, 1987
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ENERGY CRISIS: Get that Gasoline, Energy Crisis 74, I'm Rollin, I Hold your Hand in Mine, DOA, Speed Trap, MTA, You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd, Dancing Fool, Disco Tech, Dingy Song, Dead Frogs, Willie the Chimney Sweeper, My Name is Larry, Making Love in a Subaru, Cocktails for Two Apr 15, 1979
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LISTEN TO THE LYRICS 2302: Song lyrics have always been important, especially with a comedy show! On this show we feature three specific types of lyrics: comedy rap, ballads (story songs), and "patter songs". You can stream it now (sorry for the delay) or anytime, at www.drdemento.com. Jan 14, 2023
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KMET LIVE PART 2: I'd like to Give my Dog to Uncle Sam, Davy's Dinghy, Red Hot, T'aint no Sin, Disco Tech, Supermarket Fits, Laugh & be Happy, Can You Dig it?, Clementine, Who's on First?, Dead Puppies, Detroit City, New Star Wars, Winestoned Plowboy, Up Your Nose, Roots, Party, Dream Dirty Dreams, Martian Boogie Sep 11, 1977
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KMET LIVE PART 1: Grandmother's Song, College Life, Censored Letter, Gary Gilmore's Eyes, Purple People Eater, Baseball Card Lover, Just a Banana, Popcorn Song, Mr. Custer, Disco Duck, My Blue Heaven, Rock & Roll Weirdos, One Way to Leave your Lover, Covina, Marina del Rey, Mother's Lament, Plastic Jesus, Penguin on the TV Sep 11, 1977
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MOVIES 2301: Today we go to the movies! The entire show is devoted to songs and sketches from or about motion pictures -- selected from a variety of past Dr Demento shows. You can stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Jan 7, 2023
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ALL REQUESTS: Loving You is Surfing You, Bicycle Seat, Rock me Jerry Lewis, I Want my Baby Back, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Hockey Song, Beer Hunter, Bruces, Spam, Mother Nature, Baby Snakes, Worms, Answering Machine, Wet Dream, Kill the Wabbit, Ode to my Car Feb 16, 1997
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: Russian Bandstand, Pet Shop, My Mother is a Space Cadet, Texas Shakespearean Chainsaw Massacre, Send me to Glory in a Glad Bag, Comet Relief, Polka Party, Who Stole the Keeshka, Dog Eat Dog, Beat on the Brat, Living with a Hernia, Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, Roaches, Gonna Buy me a Dog Oct 19, 1986
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FUNNY 25 2253: Happy New Year, everybody! Here's the Funny 25 most popular songs of 2022, plus some after-Christmas and New Year's favorites. You can stream this show now or anytime at drdemento.com. Dec 31, 2022
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DIETING: Prosthetic Brain, There's a new Sound, Oops I Farted Again, French Toast Man, Because we Can, Martian March, Your Thong, Fat as I am, Junkfood Junkie, Diet Song, Drinking Man's Diet, Too Fat Polka, You can Eat Dog Food, Fat Man's Prayer, F. People, Tribal Council, Viagra in the Water Jan 25, 2004
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HOLIDAYS 2252: Here's the third and final holiday show for 2022, with more holiday perennials plus some good ones I haven't played before. You can stream this (and over 2,000 older shows) now or anytime at drdemento.com. Hope you all have a safe and very happy Christmas! Dec 24, 2022
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SUMMER: Transfusion, Declaration of Independence, In the Summertime, Swimming Ground, Itsy Bisty Teeny Weeny Yellow Polkadot Bikini, Name Game, Bang the Moe Slowly, Last Will & Temperament, Dancing in the Dark, Spliceway to Heaven, Bury me in my Shades, Caldonia, White Fang, No More Madonna, Big Butt, Hairless Sister Jun 30, 1985
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STREAKING: Heartbreak Hotel, Old Dope Peddler, Cockfight, Madalena Hadalena, Let's Make Lust, Salt, Moron, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Dancing Fool, Laughing Gnome, Streaking with my Baby, Streaking USA, Speaking of Streaking, My Boomerang won't come Back, Time Warp, Amazing Man, Baby Snakes, Rubber Biscuit Mar 25, 1979
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HOLIDAYS 2251: Here's our second serving of holiday dementia for 2022, ending with a heaping helping of Hanukkah songs and comedy! Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com Dec 17, 2022
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LIVE KMET PART 2: Rock 'n' Roll Classroom, Pussy, Gal from Possum Holler, Cocaine Lil, I Want my Baby Back, Golden Globe Award, Mr. Roberts, Dirty Mother for You, Fish Heads, So Long Mom, Star Warts, King Tut, I Love Me, Bagel Tree, Christmas Balls, Titties & Beer Sep 17, 1978
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LIVE KMET PART 1: Up in Smoke, Jocko Homo, Baby Sitting Boogie, Last Great Waltz, My Girl has Three Legs, Boogie Woogie Amputee, Why Won't you Come Home, Ain't it a Beauty, Bare Necessities, Little Blue Riding Hood, Butch Soap, Story of the W.C., In the River Sep 17, 1978
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HOLIDAYS 2250: The first of our three all-new holiday shows for 2022 is now available for streaming at www.drdemento.com. It's got old favorites well worth hearing again -- Stan Freberg's "Green Christmas" plus crazy carols by Tom Lehrer, Yogi Yorgesson and Spike Jones, and some extremely Demented new things too! Dec 10, 2022
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EMO PHILIPS INTERVIEW: Hanukkah Rocks, That's Why They Call it Rock & Roll, Cincinnati Dancing Pig, Night of the Living Dead Heads, Stallone Again Naturally, Gumby, Hector the Garbage Collector, Cow Pasture Polka, Life Sucks then You Die, Hooray for Santa Claus, Emo Phillips Interview, Bacteria, Downtown Downer's Grove, Wet Dream, Dare to be Stupid Dec 8, 1985
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FOOTBALL, BASEBALL, & COLUMBUS: Gitarzan, Laughing Gnome, Party Doll, Christopher Columbus, Ode to Gary Coleman, I'm a Cheerleader, Football Card, Louie Louie, Drowning in the Surf, Beverly Hills Blues Festival, Cocktails for Two, Dueling Tubas, Divorce me COD, My Bologna, Something's in the Bag, Topical Song, Do You Think I'm Disco Oct 7, 1979
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WINTER 2249: The Doc is taking a break this week so we're bringing back some wintertime faves from the past! Hear about rusty Chevrolets, tow trucks, abominable snowmen, and a bunch of snowy things, including an extended helping of yellow snow! There's also a few Christmas songs to ease us into the holiday season. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com. Dec 3, 2022
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(KLSX LIVE) FOOTBALL: Does your Chewing Gum Lose it's Flavor, Destroy all the Lawyers, Don't Do it Some More, Another one Rides the Bus, Get Back Iraq, Are You Balding Tonight, Black Dog, What it Was Was Football, My Footbal Hero, Cheerleaders on Drugs, Baseball/Football, Shaving Cream, Kick Ass U.S.A., Beatle Rap, Oy It's so Humid Sep 9, 1990
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(KLSX LIVE) ALLAN SHERMAN INTERVIEW: My Daughter, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, Toss Another Shrimp on the Barbie, Demented News, One on the Right is on the Left, Roger Boom, Yum Yum Tree, Stand up for Earth, Allan Sherman Interview, Hello Mudduh Hello Fadduh, Harvey & Sheila, End of a Symphony, Pass the Udder Udder, Jeffrey Dahmer Polka Mar 22, 1992
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TOP TEN 2248: Here are some funny songs about atomic energy, vegetables and Christmas, plus the Top Ten for November (the last Top Ten of 2022!) Stream the show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Nov 26, 2022
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Who Threw the Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder?, On the Good Ship Lollipop, Rub-a-Dub, Streaking USA, Little Eefin Annie, Blooper Soap, Trouble with my Trousers, Football Card, Trouble with Harry, Pizza Man, Wild Thing, Hotline, Lumberjack Song, Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Pencil Neck Geek, Dead Puppies Mar 18, 1979
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FLASHBACK TO 1991: Dirty old Man, Rosie Don't Bang on the Piano, Underwear, Firing the Surgeon General, Turning Japanese, Soba Song, Titanic Song, Ballad of William Robinson, Where's the Water, Answering Machine, Kick Ass USA, Give Peaks a Chance, Do the Bartman, This is Ponderous, Ice Age Baby, Insane and the Brain, Kenny Was a Kid from South Park Apr 26, 1998
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THANKSGIVING 2247: This week we have a big stack of Thanksgiving-related Deementia, including Arlo Guthrie's original "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" and a few musical "turkeys" for your amusement - plus "Leader of the Laundromat," "The Little Blue Man" and lots more. Stream this show now at drdemento.com ! Nov 19, 2022
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KMET PART TWO: Bluebird of Happiness, I'm so Happy, I Want Eddie Fisher for Christmas, I Wanna be Loved by You, River Blues, Go Go Pogo, Beanbag Song, Mr. Gallagher & Mr. Sheen, Everyone Says I Love You, Elements, Straight up & Fly Right, Call of the Freaks, Tiger Rag, Anticipation Blues, Belly up to the Bar, Reefer Man, Christmas Balls, Cocktails for Two, Shake your Can (MONO ONLY) Dec 17, 1972
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KMET PART ONE: Ape Call, Christopher Columbus, Singing in the Bathtub, Batman, Russian Countdown, Bell Bottom Trousers, Pass the Peace Pipe, Beep Beep, Freeway Flyer, Rocket 69, I Wish I was a Car, It's a Gas, Beans, Monster's Holiday, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, Any Ice Today Lady, Chiquita Banana, Let me Play with your Yo-yo, Salt, Game Plan to Beat Miami (MONO ONLY) Dec 17, 1972
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PIZZA 2246: Today we celebrate pizza -- and pay a brief tribute to the man who named me Dr. Demento, and got me started in commercial radio, the late Steven Segal, AKA The Obscene Steven Clean. Nov 12, 2022
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HOME TOWNS (KLSX LIVE): It's so Chic to be Pregnant at Christmas, Tell Laura I Love Her, White Collar Holler, Martian March, Galaxy Song, Nixorcist, My Man Stands Out, My Home Town, Buffalo, Downtown Downer's Grove, Istanbul, Miami, October in Oxnard, This is Ponderous, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life Nov 10, 1991
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It's Good to be the King, Teddy Bear's Picnic, Alley Cat, Pass the Dutchie, Martian Hop, Mexican Radio, Video Games, Dying Business, Stayin Alive, Happy New Year, Daily Dozen, Chicken Fat, Snaxercise, Jane Fonda Speaks Out, Beer Drinking Song, Silicon Valley Guy, Scotsman, Dead Puppies, Addams Family Dec 26, 1982
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HUNTING 2245: The Doc was out of town this week to promote the new Weird movie, so we're presenting an episode from the past about hunting. Even vintage Dr. Demento is always fresh! Enjoy now or anytime at drdemento.com Nov 5, 2022
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Daily Dose Of Dementia (Mar. 15 93 to Apr. 9 93): Gas Station Wash Room, Conflict, Stairway to Heaven, Bedtime Story, First Drink, Stress, Mr. Veedle, Headache Remedy, In the Mood, L.A. Riots, Money Song, Shop, Blondes, Itchy Twitchy Spot, No Smoking, Dentist, Man's Best Friend, Kmart Blues, Science Fiction Film, Rogaine Mar 15, 1993
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HALLOWEEN 2244: Here's the second half of our Halloween doubleheader for 2022! Nudist Colony Of the Dead, Fear the Walking Dead, Zombie Apocalypse Barbecue, Re: Your Brains, Werewolves of London, Goblin Girl, Nature Trail to Hell and lots more haunted hits for your Halloween party! Oct 29, 2022
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Psycho Chicken, Large Dark Aardvark Song, Taking the Census, All the Jive is Gone, Beatles at 3-Mile Island, Tie me Kangaroo Down Sport, Copycat Game, 6060-842, Cocktails for Two, Nashville Katz, It's a Heartburn, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, Kinko the Clown, Punk Polka, Batteries not Included, Smoke Off Apr 13, 1980
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INSECTS: Hunting Song, Shotgun Boogie, Twinkle Twinkle Little Earth, Martian Hop, Wicked Good, Soak it Up, Hog Killing Day, Football, New York's Alright if you Like Saxophones, Insects, Never Swat a Fly, Cockroaches on Parade, Cockroach Ate Cincinnati, Cockroach Stomp, Flight of the Bumblebee, Human Fly, Smoke 2 Joints, Boogie in your Butt Oct 16, 1983
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HALLOWEEN PART 1 2243: Halloween is sneaking up on you - BOO! Here's the first of our two Halloween shows for 2022. Old favorites and new ones too, including a dozen spooky tunes and scary melodies I haven't played before. Stream this show anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Oct 22, 2022
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Middle of the House, Casey Jones, You Got your Baby Back, Gimme that Wine, Wine Stoned Plow Boy, Pub with no Beer, Worms, Super Skier, My Baby's Got a Crush on Frankenstein, They Don't Make Nun Names, Sister Mary Elephant, Ballad of Fearless Dwight, Hippity Hop, My Girl has 3 Legs, Dust up his Nose, Hamster Love, My Dead Dog Rover Feb 25, 1979
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SHORTEST SONGS: One Hen, In the Mood, Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, 3 Mile Island, Driving Instructor, 26-second Song, Peter Percival's Pet Pig Porky, Slithery Dee, Moisture, Them Dog Kickers, Boogie, Happy Boy, Little Boxes, Frozen Embryos, I like Food, Caffeine Zombie, Little Toot, French Mistake, Henry Kissinger, Minnie's Yoo Hoo, Someone ate the Baby, Rock me Jerry Lewis, Rap Around May 18, 1986
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FROGS 2242: This week we celebrate frogs - those harmless little amphibians have inspired almost as many funny songs as kitty cats, and I'll spin some froggy favorites in our second hour. I'll also have a tribute to the late and most wonderful Judy Tenuta. Oct 15, 2022
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KMET PART TWO: Small Busted Women, Yes Yes, Johnny had a Yo-Yo, New Garage Sale, Ballad of Bloody Guts, My Son the Vampire, Looney Tune, Am I High, Los Angeles, Pico & Sepulveda, Gumball Wizard, In the Mood, Voyeur, Killer Kitty, Pizza Song, Who's on First, Pencil Neck Geek, Blob, Shaving Cream Jun 5, 1977
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KMET PART ONE: Armpit Song, Carnival of Venice, Sally Ann, She Waits & Waits, Old Apple Tree, I Get a Kick out of You, School is Out, Summertime Summertime, June is Busting out all Over, White Knight, Space Mice, Marvin, Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, Sweet Violets, Cheese Shop, Down on the Farm Jun 5, 1977
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AIRPLANES 2241: Today I offer a blast from the past - a show never before available online. My special topic is aviation -- funny flying songs from "Snoopy Vs. the Red Baron" to "Fly On a Plane" plus "The Vatican Rag," "Heaven Is for Presbyterians" and "Napster Crimes: Metallika Put Me In Jail." Stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Oct 8, 2022
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CLASSICAL: Baby let me Bang your Box, Beatles Barkers, Death Cab for Cutie, Two Hits & the Joint Turned Brown, Beer Drinking Song, Beer Barrel Polka, God's own Drunk, Mozart Opera by Borge, Musical Snuff Box, Ave Maria, My Heart is Red, Fugue in C Minor, New Horizons in Music Appreciation, Ricky, Fish Heads Sep 18, 1983
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JONATHAN RICHMAN INTERVIEW (LIVE ON KLSX): Car Song Medley, Transfusion, Pope Mobile, You were Speeding, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, Beep Beep, Chevy Medley, Can't Get my Motor to Start, Abominable Snowman in the Market, Beach, When Harpo Played his Harp, Pope on 45, Star Trekkin, Burger Rap, Squirrels Sep 20, 1987
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TOP TEN 2240: Here's the Top Ten for September 2022! Other highlights include an animal cracker trilogy, a dinosaur quadrilogy, and the live version of "30,000 Pounds of Bananas" by Harry Chapin. Stream the show anytime at www.drdemento.com. Oct 1, 2022
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SPRING/ST. PATRICK's DAY: Dead Skunk, Squirrels, Countryside, Milkshakes, Me like Hockey, Library, Sirius Black, My Girlfriend's Back, Springtime for Hitler, We are the Worms, My Dead Dog Rover, Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, Another Irish Drinking Song, Clancy Lowered the Boom, Biddie McGraw, Erf, Tribal Council, Rage Against the Mundane, Cows with Guns Mar 14, 2004
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Ernest, Little more Gauze, Please Please me, Yakety Yak, Flower Punk, Bubbling Brain Cells, Shriner's Convention, Surfer for President, Eight Arms to Hold You, Credit Card Song, Money, Riot in Cell Block #9, Flying Minorities, Mr. Gallagher & Mr. Shean, Peter Cottontail, My Boomerang Won't come Back, My Ding-aling, Disco Toilet, Lumberjack Song Apr 6, 1980
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FOOTBALL 2239: We salute football this week, with funny favorites by Andy Griffith, George Carlin, Tom Lehrer and more -- Lots of other Deementia as well, including songs and comedy about Pentiums (RIP), cannibals, cannabis, and Adam West. Stream this new show now at www.drdemento.com! Sep 24, 2022
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I Love Me, Drowning in the Surf, Cowboy Needs a Horse, Truth about Cowboys, Old Man Atom, Who Cares Anyhow, Marie Provost, Mr. Jaws, Hut Sut Song, October in Oxnard, Autumn in New York, Funniest Song in the World, Beepers & Beer, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten, Time Warp, My Dead Dog Rover Feb 11, 1979
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CHIPMUNKS: Elements, Beans in my Ears, Crazy Every Night, Hockey Here Tonight, Cyclops, Boa Constrictor, Radio Song, Battle of New Orleans, Snoopy & the Red Baron, Army Song, Come on a my House, Witch Doctor, Alvin for President, Every few Years, Honey Earthers, Mr. Comet, Rock me Jerry Lewis Apr 20, 1986
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DOGS PART 2 2238: Of all the animals in the kingdom, dogs are second only to people as a subject for songs...and many of those songs are Demented! Here is another kennelful of funny canine classics. Stream them now or anytime from www.drdemento.com ! Sep 17, 2022
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KMET LIVE PART 2/NATIONAL LAMPOON INTERVIEW: Biz Talk, Surfin Bird, Satisfaction, Letter to my Girlfriend, Jane Fonda Speaks out, She Loves You, Pass the Duchie, Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer, Star Trip, Scotsman, Shaving Cream, Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung, Let me Play with it, Kinko the Clown, Fish Heads Dec 26, 1982
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KMET LIVE PART 1: Delicious, I'm in the Mood for Love, Circular Impression, Happy new Year, I'm Depressed, Mother Nature, Mi Charona, UCLA, Drop-kick me Jesus, Super Skier, Cocaine, Buckwheat, Real Cool Cowboy, Cats, Baa Baa Black Sheep, My Mother is a Space Cadet, I Love a Practical Joke, Mexican Radio, Metal Head Dec 26, 1982
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TOP TEN 2237: The Top Ten for August 2022. I'm back from my vacation (very relaxing) and this is a brand new show. Stream it now or anytime from drdemento.com. Sep 10, 2022
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My Bologna, No Anchovies, Beans in my Ears, Big Bad Bill, King Tut, MTA, Can't get my Motor to Start, Disco Sucks, Nice, Ice Box Man, Tainted Love, Dirty Water, Chicken of the County, In the Mood, Marty Feldman Eyes, Space Invaders, Maniac vs. Brainiac, Bras on 45 May 9, 1982
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EMO PHILIPS INTERVIEW: Ricky, Heavy Metal Shop, Fat Boys, Stink Foot, Harry the Hairy Ape, Rock Lobster, Library, Burning Down the Cartoon House, Why are you Living, Don't get Married, Downtown Downer's Grove, Smokey the Bear, Yuppie Drone, Honeymooner's Rap Oct 5, 1986
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LABOR DAY FLASHBACK 2236: The Doc is taking a break for Labor Day. The rest of us can take a break with this flashback to 1994. There are songs about working, plus a vintage Funny Five! Sep 3, 2022
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Hi-fi Blues, Mongoloid, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Nuke the Whales, Locked in the Closet with You, What is a One, Numbers, What are you Squawking About, Sunday Driving, Copycat Game, Rosie Don't Bang on the Piano, Test Tube Baby, Marijuana Munchies, Piano has been Drinking, Disco Toilet, My Radiation Mar 30, 1980
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NUDITY: Dear Janet, Milkshakes, Cartoon Animals, Elderly Man River, I Sold my Son on Ebay, Eddie's Apartment, Hug Me, Battle of Kookamunga, Bumblebee Invaded the Nudist Colony, Streak, We like Streaking, Streaking U.S.A., Super Streaker, Deteriorata, Sirius Black, Pop Star, She Bangs, Great Idea for a Song Apr 25, 2004
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BIRDS & BEES FLASHBACK 2235: The Doc is on vacation this week, so here is a flashback to 2005 with songs about birds and bees, plus a vintage Funny Five for your enjoyment! Aug 27, 2022
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ORIGIN OF ROCK & ROLL: Disco Tech, Winter Wonderland, No Chemise Please, Strange Things are Happening, Buzz the Fuzz, Rock & Roll, My Daddy Rocks me, Doggy Doo, Merry Go Round, Yes we Have no Bananas, Juanita Banana, Song with a Peel, New Math, Thank God I'm a Rich Kid, Sweet Transvestite, King Tut Feb 4, 1979
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(KLSX LIVE) CATS: Deteriorata, Trapped in an Elevator with a Mime, Because You're You, Schooner Buffooner, Bob, Russian Bandstand, Foreign Songs Translated to English, Final Exam, Spliceway to Heaven, Big Cat, Siamese Cat Song, Overflowing Cat Box Blues, Cat Came Back, Ice Age Baby, Ooh Don't Touch That Aug 25, 1991
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CATS 2234: Our topic this week is cats. Lots of funny songs about cats -- young and old, good and bad, sweet and not so sweet. Just like in real life! It's a whole new show, streamable now at www.drdemento.com. Aug 20, 2022
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GROUCHO MARX TRIBUTE (KMET LIVE PART TWO): Hotline, Birthday Cake Polka, Don't Touch me There, Ballad of Bloody Guts, My Sister's Nose, Mechanical Man, Hooray for Captain Spalding, I'm Against it, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Earache my Eye, Telephone Man, Small Breasted Women, Star Trip, Pencil Neck Geek Aug 21, 1977
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ELVIS PRESLEY TRIBUTE (KMET LIVE PART ONE): My Girl's Pussy, August in Azusa, Big Bear Lake, By Beautiful Sea, Lost my Stash, Vegetables, Redneck Hippie Romance, Greet the Press, Elvis for President, My Boy Elvis, Heartbreak Hotel, Bye Bye Elvis, Mystery Train Aug 21, 1977
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DOGS 2233: The dog days of summer have arrived, and we're greeting them with an hour of thoroughly Demented dog songs! We'll salute Beavis & Butt-head (yes, they're back) and Sweetie Candy Vigilante (coming soon!) Stream our crazy new show immediately at drdemento.com. Aug 13, 2022
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TOYS: Car Noises, Ode to my Car, SUV, Bolt-ons, I Want Sex, Hey Mr. Postman, Rawhide, Uneasy Rider, Folsom Elementary School, Shock Treatment, Mr. Roberts, Cell Phone on the Highway, Johnny had a Yo Yo, Me and my Vibrator, View Master, S.S. Minnow, Stoned People, Real Dick Cheney, Smoke-off Sep 16, 2001
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(KLSX LIVE) JUDY TENUTA / BIRD & MCDONALD INTERVIEWS: Born in East L.A., Tomato Vendetta, Pope Song, Airborn with an Ape, I Hear Horses, I like Boys, Everybody Wants my Fanny, Elvis is Everywhere, Ghost Riders in Disguise, Candy Rapper, Motel Face, Burger Rap, Freeways of L.A., Squirrels, Star Trekkin', Puka, Boot to the Head Aug 23, 1987
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WILD WEST 2232: Today's topic is the Wild West - more specifically, the Demented West, with some classic and a couple of not-so-classic songs about cowboys and other denizens of the Wide Open Spaces! Aug 6, 2022
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BARRET HANSEN WITH JOHNNY OTIS ON KPPC: This is not comedy, but the Doc before he was the Doc, playing old records from the Specialty label. (NOTE: Source not of highest quality.) Aug 10, 1970
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TOP TEN 2231: The Top Ten for July, plus a merry miscellany of Demented Discs from "Rutabaga Boogie" to "Marcel's Talking Chainsaw", by artists from Victor Borge to Yung Gravy. Stream it now at www.drdemento.com ! Jul 30, 2022
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SUMMER TIME 0422: Harry's Wand, Quidditch Ball Wizard, Brady Bunch, I Love Me, Get a Load of This, Bobby Salazar, Taco Grande, Satan Gave me a Taco, Summertime Blues, Hello Mudder Hello Fadder, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Fishing Hole, Toast, If I had the Copyright, Me like Hockey, Sirius Black May 30, 2004
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CHRISTMAS PART 1: Santa Claus is Watching You, Wrap the Bear, Wreck the Malls, Star Wars vs. Santa Claus, I Want You for Christmas, Relatives are Coming to Town, Pretty Little Dolly, Ho Ho Ho, Hanukkah Rocks, I'm Going out of my Mind, 12 Pains of Christmas, Green Christmas, Totally Ridiculous 12 Days of Christmas Dec 13, 1987
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PSYCHEDELIA 2230: The Dr. Demento Show gets psychedelic this week! We salute the golden age of psychedelia, the late 1960s, with a definitive tribute first heard in 1985. Nearly half of this show is brand new, however, including the first-hour free-for-all (lots of requests) and more psychedelic stuff! Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com. Jul 23, 2022
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Under my Gums, Interesting People, There is a Tavern in the Town, No Money Down, Black Denim Trousers, Football Card, Clark & Lois, Bridget the Midget, Moron, My Home Town, Marvelous Toy, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, I Want my Baby Back Jan 28, 1979
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LORNE ELLIOTT INTERVIEW/INSTRUMENTALS, ON KLSX: Cause I'm a Blonde, Car Phone, How Come my Dog Don't Bark, Take me Down to the Strike Zone, My Boss is Lazy, Goo Goo Muck, Whole Lotta Love, Pinball Wizard, Ballad of Glendale Villas, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Birdhouse in your Soul Mar 18, 1990
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MEDICAL 2229: This week Dr. Demento salutes his colleagues (?) in the medical profession, with songs saluting (and satirizing) doctors, nurses, and the people and things they work with to hopefully keep us healthy. Hear that show anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Jul 16, 2022
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KMET LIVE PART TWO: Anoka Polka, Casablanca, Batman & the Riddler, Dirty Don, They're Moving Grandpa's Grave to Build a Sewer, Sparky & the Dawn Patrol, Elements, Office Party, Why is Thanksgiving, Hernando's Hideaway, There's a Hole in the Bucket, Shaving Cream, Surfing Bird, Martian Hop, Bumblebee in a Nudist Colony, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Bozo's Song Nov 18, 1973
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KMET LIVE PART ONE: Everybody Wants my Fanny, Horses Don't Bet on People, Cool Water, Ash Grove, Humphrey Bogart Rhumba, Nifty 50's Blues, Gee Officer Krupke, Saturday Afternoon Football, Split Level Head, Don't You Feel my Leg, Come Up & See me Sometime, Thunder Road, Mountain Dew, Fine Football Weather, Hockey Song, Booley Wooger, Abba Dabba Honeymoon, You Rascal You Nov 18, 1973
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CARS 2228: Today's show will take you on a musical joyride! We have an hour of Demented songs about cars, plus a first hour free-for-all with equally Demented songs about a bunch of other things, plus the Demented News with Whimsical Will! Hear it now at drdemento.com. Jul 9, 2022
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(KMET LIVE) Der Fuehrer's Face, Battle of New Orleans, Child Support Blues, What a Crazy Guy, Bowling USA, She's Big & Round, Honey Earthers, 14, Beans, Crepitation Contest, Boa Constrictor, Rapping Nerd, Boogie in your Butt, Ice Box Man, Mr. Comet, Time Warp, Rock me Jerry Lewis Mar 23, 1986
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HALLOWEEN/ERIC IDLE INTERVIEW: Looney Tune, Dracula, Psycho, Haunted House, Halloween Spooks, Headless Horseman, Tale of the Ticker, Skeleton in the Closet, Horror, Mr. Sheen, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Mr. Grave Digger, Dinner with Drac, Monster Mash Oct 28, 1979
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FOURTH FLASHBACK 2227: Happy Fourth of July! Dr. D is laid up with a sprained ankle this week...but here is a fine Fourth of July show from 1996 which many of you haven't heard, and it's a humdinger.
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I AM: I'm Bugged at my Old Man, Father of a Boy Named Sue, Spongy Dance, Rippy the Gator, Sorcerer's Stone, I'm in a Star Trek Band, I'm Bad, I'm the Greatest, Thank God I'm a Jewish Boy, I am the Very Model of a Cartoon Individual, I'm Happy, I'm Normal, I am Whale, I am Cow, If I had the Copyright, Harry's Wand Jun 20, 2004
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In the Mood, Psycho Chicken, Disco Toilet, John Birch Society, Laurel & Hardy in London, Legend of the USS Titanic, Three Little Fishes, Eggplamnt that Ate Chicago, Garbage Collector in Beverly Hills, Alligator Wine, Ouch, Punk Polka Mar 23, 1980
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TOP TEN 2226: Here's the Top Ten for June 2022, and a show with much-needed Demented merriment (Nothing about the Supreme Court - the show was planned before the rulings were announced). Hear it now at drdemento.com! Jun 25, 2022
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Rubber Biscuit, Up your Nose, How Much is that Doggie in the Casket, Forest Lawn, Martian Boogie, Drinking Man's Diet, Dance & Grow Thin, High School Gym, My Bicycle Tillie, I Hold your Hand in Mine, In the Mood, Pizza Song, Amazing Man, Reefer Man, Test Tube Baby, Earache my Eye, Gentry's Gin, My Name is Larry, Pencil Neck Geek, Smoke Off Jan 21, 1979
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FOOTBALL: I Couldn't Spell, Bicycle Seat, Boobs & Butts on the Beach, A Donde Esta el Banjo, Fat, Wal-Mart Polka, I Used to Work in Chicago, Donahue's Perfect Guest, Local Swimmers Disrupt Baptism, Take off your Clothes, Football, Dropkick me Jesus, Baseball & Football, Cheerleaders on Drugs, What it Was Was Football, Streak, Scotsman, Carrot Juice is Murder Oct 1, 1995
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BEER 2225: This week's special topic is beer. Beer has inspired more funny songs than any other alcohol (or any other recreational drug for that matter) and I'll spin some of the best from my collection. (Sorry for the late upload!) Jun 18, 2022
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KMET PART TWO: Hoppy's Good Luck Coin, Cowboy Needs a Horse, Winestoned Plowboy, Vatican Rag, My Sister's Nose, Cocaine Blues, Drinking Wine Spodee-odee, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, Crazy Man Crazy, Rock the Joint, Teenager's Mother, Robert Hilburn, Sister Mary Elephant, Tight Blue Jeans, Number One, Carter Gets a Phone Call Feb 15, 1981
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KMET PART ONE: Happy Birthday, King Tut, Up Jumped the Devil, From Peanuts to Jellybeans, Religion & Politics, Pool, I Hate People, Going Quackers, Sugar Honks, Pop Hates the Beatles, Piggies, Janitor, Hello D.J., Sound of Children, I Like to Hurt People, Hostility Rag, Punk Rock Drives me Disco, Earthquake Song, Wild Bill Hiccup Feb 15, 1981
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SUMMER & SURF 2224: This week we flash back to the '80's for a celebration of the 25th anniversary of surf music, summertime in general, and also Father's Day which is coming up next weekend. Stream it now at drdemento.com Jun 11, 2022
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1983 FLASHBACK LIVE ON KLSX! Earthquake Song, Day after Day, Cyber No No, In the Closet, Rodeo Song, Wet Dream, Birthday Cake Polka, Smells like Camp Granada, Jungle Boogie, Boogie in your Butt, New York New York, Ricky, Smoke two Joints, Ballad of William Robinson, We are the Worms, Smoke-off Apr 26, 1998
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MARTIN MULL: Beam me up Scotty, Bilbo Baggins, Little Blue Man, I Feel like an Onion Ring, Happy Boy, I'm a Nut, Licks off Records, Dueling Tubas, Men, Doctor is in, Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Clarence, Leprosy, 60's World, Fabulous 50's, Roger Boom, Where the Hell is Bill, Life Sucks then You Die, Big Butt, Marvin Jan 5, 1986
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BICYCLES/MOTORCYCLES 2223: The Dr Demento show rides on two wheels this week, with Deemented songs about bicycles and motorcycles. In the first hour we celebrate National Rotisserie Chicken Day and National Accordion Awareness Month, plus the usual shenanigans. drdemento.com Jun 4, 2022
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SHOT OF THE DAY PART 4: I Want my Baby Back, Whatever Happened to Eddie, Hunting Song, Headline News, One Hen, Reinstalling Windows, Music Sex & Cookies, Nudist Colony of the Dead, Sensititve New-Age Guys, Quidditch Ball Wizard, Second Week of Deer Camp, Baby Poo, Psycho Chicken, Thanksgiving Song, Boy Band, Slim Santa, Little Toot Oct 29, 2001
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TOP TEN 2222: Here's the Top Ten for May 28, 2022, plus a lot of "runners-up," old and new, and a few goodies I haven't played before! "Candy Rapper," "My Girl's Pussy," and Pat Boone singing the theme from an obscure horror movie. Stream it now at drdemento.com ! May 28, 2022
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CATS: Dave, Prednisone, Rock & Roll Doctor, It's Hard to Kiss Your Lips at Night, I Like Cartoons, Lincoln Park Pirates, America, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Feline American Princess, I Hate Cats, Whiskers & Me, Never Set the Cat on Fire, Robot Cat, Shatner, Spongy Dance, This Land is Your Land Aug 15, 2004
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY: Boy Wonder I Love You, Who Threw the Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder, College Medley, When I was a Lad, Walter Cronkite, Sports Page, I Like Beer, Down at the Ice Rink, Copycat Game, Inflationary Language, Teenage Brain Surgeon, Clancy Lowered the Boom, Punk Polka, Constantinople Mar 16, 1980
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FUNNY ROCK SONGS 2221: Did you know that some of the most famous rock musicians made some of the funniest songs around? Get Demented with the Beatles, the Who, the Police, the Monkees and more on this week's new show. Hear it now at www.drdemento.com May 21, 2022
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Dust up his Nose, Ballad of Fearless Dwight, Political Science, Suicide is Painless, Laughing Gnome, Omar the Vampire, Someone Ate the Baby, Pizza's Revenge, My Girl has 3 Legs, Bloat on, Martian Hop, Boogie Woogie Amputee, You Went the Wrong Way old King Louis, Fish Heads, Smoke Off, My Dead Dog Rover Jan 7, 1979
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EATING/DIETING: Black Denim Trousers, Cadillac Heaven, Bedrock Rap, Neanderthal Man, Floyd Freud, My Dead Friend Chester, I'm in Love with a Big Blue Frog, Sideboard Song, Chug-a-lug, Overweight Blues, You Eat Too Much, My Wife is on a Diet, Fat Man's Prayer, Snack Attack, Wet Dream, 99 Dead Baboons Nov 11, 1984
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ALL TIME FAVORITES 2220: For today's show I asked people to request their all-time favorite Demented songs - and what a wonderful weird mixture of songs you came up with! Everything from Dog Breath and Smut to Sneaky Snake and Dueling Tubas! You can stream that show any day starting today at drdemento.com. May 14, 2022
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KMET LIVE PART 2: Bus Driver's School, Sweet Birds, Bo Diddley, Delicious, Laughing Records, How I Hate to Get up in the Morning, We all Scream for Ice Cream, Stormy Weather, Sunday Funnies, Roots, Shaving Cream, Pencil Neck Geek, Dream Dirty Dreams Sep 4, 1977
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KMET LIVE PART 1: Martian Boogie, Lumberjack Song, New Star Wars, Popcorn Sack, Buying a Bed, Talking Union, Dear Abby, Rover, Junk Food Junkie, Captain Clack, Elizabeth & Richard, Home Run Willie, Them Moose Goosers, Yellow Rose of Texas Sep 4, 1977
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MOTHER'S DAY 2219: Happy Mother's Day! This show includes an hour of Motherly dementia, plus a special set of horsey songs for Kentucky Derby day. May 7, 2022
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NONSENSE: Diet Song, My Genitalia, Livin la Vida Broka, Disney Song, Wasn't that a Party, Disco Toilet, This is Ponderous, Rubber Biscuit, Ketchup Song, Flat Foot Floogie, Crazy Words Crazy Tune, Witch Doctor, Mairzy Doats, Ying Tong Song, Ain't we Crazy, Kids Love McDonald's, Ned Beatty, D&D, Star Trekkin Jan 5, 2003
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FIRESIGN THEATER INTERVIEW: Beerhunter, Where the Hell is Bill?, Shuddup-a You Face, Crazy Every Night, Madalena Hadalena, Powerhouse, Annie had a Baby, Tonto's First Cowboy Bank, Rats in my Room, Back from the Shadows, Fussy Eater, Beam me up Scotty, Dead Puppies, Born in East L.A., Fish Heads Jan 26, 1986
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TOP TEN 2218: Top Ten time today! Plus some porcine Dementia (songs about pigs), a Star Wars song I've never played until now, a few unusual drinking songs, and a new one called "Spongebob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy." Stream the show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Apr 30, 2022
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Wild Bill Hiccup, Lonesome Cowboy Burt, Back Door Man, How Sweet to be an Idiot, I Love Me, Please Mr. Carter, Stop the War, Marching off to Bedlam, We'll Ride with Nixon, Doing What Comes Naturally, No Anchovies Please, Psycho Chicken, He Ate too Many Jelly Doughtnuts, Day in the Life of Green Acres, Boris the Spider, Ballad of Irving, Mr. Bill Mar 9, 1980
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ELECTION: Gump, I Live in a Split Level Head, One Hen, Talking Song Repair Blues, Vulcan Mind Meld, Richter Scale, Election Year Rag, This Land is your Land, Alvin for President, Archie Bunker for President, Ringo for President, Winnie the Pooh for President, Snoopy for President, Liar Sleeps Tonight, One that Doesn't Suck so Bad, Tribal Council, Sirius Black Oct 17, 2004
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ROBOTS 2217: This week we celebrate robots! Good robots and bad robots - robots that would do anything we desire, and robots that want to kill us all. You can stream and enjoy this show now (or anytime) from drdemento.com! Apr 23, 2022
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CHRISTMAS: Purple Reindeer, Swinging the Jingle Bells, Chipmunk Song, Christmas Tree Song, My Two Front Teeth, Who'd Be a Turkey at Christmas, Monster's Holiday, Good King Kong Looked Out, 12 Gifts of Christmas, Chickens are in the Chimes, Christmas Dragnet, Santa's Watching Me, Wreck the Halls, Green Christmas, Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer Dec 22, 1985
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CHRISTMAS: Open me First, Nothing for Christmas, Hanukkah Song, White Christmas, Santa Jaws, I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas, Santa Doesn't Cop out on Dope, Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, Christmas Goose, Randolph the Flat-nosed Reindeer, Spin Little Dreidel, Day Santa Claus Retired, Santa Claus & his old Lady, Christmas Carol, Deck the Halls Dec 24, 1978
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EASTER/MEMORIES 2216: Happy Easter! The new Dr Demento show has a set of Demented Easter songs, plus some songs about memories of the past, and a fond farewell to Gilbert Gottfried. Stream it now at www.drdemento.com Apr 16, 2022
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KMET PART TWO: Mannish Boy, Wurzel Fudge, Subway Song, Little Orley & the Moon, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, Der Fuehrer's Face, Shaving Cream, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten, Vatican Rag, Martian Hop, Drowning in the Surf, Highly Illogical, Funniest Song in the World, Redback on the Toilet Seat, Nixorcist, Split Level Head, Ballad of Irving (MONO ONLY) Jun 23, 1974
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KMET PART ONE: Boa Constrictor, Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, I'm Thinking Tonight of my Blue Eyes, Please Don't Squeeze the Banana, Baby Let me Bang your Box, Banana Boat, Chicken Fat, Can you Dig it, Why a Duck, Delicious, Birthday Cake Polka, Martian March, Freckle Song, Satisfy me one More Time, Christmas Tree Song, Night Owl (MONO ONLY) Jun 23, 1974
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FARTING 2215: By popular demand I'm bringing back the farting contest, together with some carefully curated and hilarious songs about flatulence. Lots of other funny stuff too. www.drdemento.com Apr 9, 2022
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POLICE: Suspenders, If I Could be like Xena, Help me Make it Through the Night, Untie my Ankles, Cellphone on the Highway, Aunt Bea, 99 Dead Baboons, Here Comes the Judge, Tripping in Court, God Told me to Rob the 7-11, Little Blue Riding Hood, Speed Trap, I Wish I Were, Ned Beatty Jan 26, 2003
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ANIMALS: Party in my Pants, Dolly Parton, Hospitality Blues, Hot Rod Lincoln, Black Slacks, I Got it from Agnes, Shall we Walk or Take a Dog, Elephant Talk, Vampire Beavers, Ode to Billy Joel, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Give me that Old Unemployment, Time Warp, Take off, Pac-man Fever Feb 21, 1982
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TRAINS 2214: I haven't featured train songs for awhile, and it's one of my favorite subjects, so here goes! Plus, it's my birthday today (April 2). Apr 2, 2022
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Nuke the Whales, Gonna buy me a Dog, Pop Hates the Beatles, Paul McCartney Drug Story, Protest Song, Shriner's Convention, Super Skier, Copycat Game, Short People, Tall People, Disco's Dead, Three Drunk Newts, Punk Polka, My Name is Larry Mar 2, 1980
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Happy new Year, I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me, Head Cheese, Betty Boop, He's so Unusual, Mountain Girl, Empty-vee, This is the Life, Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Nellie the Elephant, Sister Mary Elephant, Up your Nose, Transfusion, White Collar Holler, Wet Dream, Eat my Shorts Jan 6, 1985
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TOP TEN 2213: Here's the Top Ten for March 2022, plus a whole lot of runners-up, and a couple of scintillating mini-topics too! Stream it now at www.drdemento.com! Mar 26, 2022
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My Guitar Wants to Kill your Mama, Day in the Life of Green Acres, Surfin Bird, Christmas Tree Song, Cinderella, She's not Gonna be in my Song, Put the Bone in, Doggy Do, Don't eat the Yellow Snow, Camelot, Chaos, Pop Hates the Beatles, Making Love in a Subaru, Fish Heads, Spam Dec 17, 1978
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In the Mood, Eggs, Be Prepared, Hole in the Bottom of the Lake, I'm a Moron, Close to You, Chipmunk Song, Science Fiction Double Feature, Test Tube Baby, Status Back Baby, Seven old Ladies Locked in a Laboratory, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, King Tut, Pencil Neck Geek Dec 10, 1978
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ALIENS/OUTER SPACE 2212: This week we have an all-new show with a popular topic - Aliens & Outer Space. The first hour features nautical Dementia including some bawdy old sea chanteys, plus a good 'n bloody chantey written and sung by Josh Turner and Carson McKee when they were in high school! Stream it now at www.drdemento.com. Mar 19, 2022
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LIVE KMET PART TWO: My Mother the Car, Little old Ford Rambled Right Along, Hot Rod Race, No Money Down, Old Betsy Goes Boing Boing, Dead Man's Curve, Transfusion, I Wish I was a Car, Birthday Cake Polka, My Mammy, Bilbo Baggins, Abdul Abulbul Amir, Ed Barbara (MONO ONLY) May 11, 1975
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LIVE KMET PART ONE: Shaving Cream, Can you Dig it, Ying Tong Song, Van Lingle Mungo, Ain't we Crazy, Marijuana Hell, Wildwood Weed, Last of the Red ot Mamas, Cement Mixer, Clean Song, Wild Thing, Sara Jane, We're Having a Baby, Swap Meet Mama, Hallelujah I'm a Bum (MONO ONLY) May 11, 1975
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IRISH 2211: Here's our annual virtual visit to the Ireland of our Demented imagination -- preceded by a merry miscellany of topical tunes and just plain fun! Stream it anytime from drdemento.com Mar 12, 2022
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Rock Lobster, My Baby got Rabies, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Goo Goo Muck, Sideboard Song, Stoned, Speck, Death by Phone, Dead Skunk, Suzanne Summers, Big Rock Candy Mountains, Boobs a Lot, Freckle Song, Dallas, Yoda, Shaving Cream, Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh Jul 5, 1981
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WINTER/THANKSGIVING: White Collar Holler, Car Noises, Girl Fight Tonight, Tighten Up, Walking in my Winter Underwear, Chiller, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Hal & Lulu, 60 Minute Man, Turkey Day Blues, Alice's Restaurant, Boris the Spider, Polka Dot Undies, Star Trekkin Nov 22, 1987
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SUPER VILLAINS 2210: Today we celebrate Supervillains. Well, we don't exactly endorse what they do, but the world's worst people (from D. Vader to V. Putin) have inspired some of the world's best songs, and we'll hear a bunch of 'em this weekend! Streamable now from drdemento.com Mar 5, 2022
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MILITARY: Ahab the Arab, Genie the Magic Record, Curse of the Hearse, You Went the Wrong Way old King Louis, Swimmin with the Women, Hockey Sock Rock, Beep Beep, Disco Toilet, Send the Marines, Draft Dodger Rag, Call up the Groups, Bounce your Boobies, Mr. Jaws, Fish Heads Feb 24, 1980
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DOGS: Delicious, Shriner's Convention, Cosmic Debris, I Want your Socks, I Shot Bambi's Mother, Hangover, Scotsman, Commercial Song, Hot Dog Boogie, Hound Dog in the Window, White Fang, Pit Bulls of L.A., Hound Dog, Gonna Buy me a Dog, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Squirrels Aug 16, 1987
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TOP TEN 2209: The Top Ten for February, plus a dozen runners-up, and a whole lot more Dementia! Stream it now at drdemento.com. Feb 26, 2022
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SPIKE JONES TRIBUTE: May the Bird of Paradise Fly up your Nose, Fooba Wooba John, Beer Gut, You Look Marvelous, Cow Patty, Get a Load of This, Weekly World News, Martian Hop, Rock Lobster, Dance of the Hours, Der Fuehrer's Face, Cocktails for Two, Uneasy Rider, Car Phone, Kick Ass U.S.A. Feb 17, 1991
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VALENTINE'S DAY: Let's do it, Locked in the Closet with You, Boogie, Love in Bloom, Almost Degraded, Big Ten Inch Record, Davy's Dinghy, I Wanna Kiss Her, Need a Little Sugar in my Bowl, Eat it, Birds and Bees, I Love me, Ballad of Irving, Ice Box Man, I Love Rocky Road, Dead Puppies Feb 12, 1984
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ZOOS AND CIRCUSES 2208: Today I have songs about zoos and circuses, especially the animals we go there to see. (They may be in cages, unfortunately, but the songs are free!) Also, for the week after Valentine's day, a few funny songs about love that's passed its best-by date. Stream the show now at www.drdemento.com ! Feb 19, 2022
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KMET LIVE PART 2: Prime Time, T.V. Mama, Television, Turn on your T.V., Howdy Doody Time, You are so Rare to Me, I Love Lucy, Monkees, Rubber Duckie, Who is it, Mickey Mouse Closing Theme, Telephone Man, Argument Clinic, Uneasy Rider, Poisoning Pigeons, Shaving Cream, Locked in the Closet, Bloat on, Geek's Revenge Nov 13, 1977
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KMET LIVE PART 1: Snoot Full of Snow, Can I Do it til I Need Glasses, You Haven't Lived til You've Died in L.A., Step Right Up, Satisfaction, Hamster Love, My Girlfriend has 3 Legs, MURRAY THE K INTERVIEW, Invasion, Letter from Elaina, Strawberry Fields Forever, My Boyfriend got a Beatle Haircut, Ringo for President Nov 13, 1977
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DEMENTED LOVE SONGS 2207: Along with our customary program of Demented love songs, I have two very exciting premieres! A brand-new song by the Knuckleheadz...AND a new National Anthem of the Land of Deementia, "Born Weird" by Nerf Herder, featuring an accordion solo by Weird Al himself! Stream it now at www.drdemento.com. Feb 12, 2022
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KMET LIVE: There is a Tavern in the Town, Pickup Interruptus, It Ain't Easy Being Male, Scotsman, Hip to be Bare, Grown for me, Little more Gauze, Cocktails for Two, I'm a Blonde, Girls, Pineapple Princess, Mercury Blues, I Gotta go to the Bathroom, Ronnie's Rap, Bed Time for Bonzo, Cable TV, Battered Plants, Glorious, Rap-around, Dentist Jan 11, 1987
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AFRICAN MUSIC: Fast Food, Frontal Lobotomy, Doctor of Dementia, Moustache Song, Clean Song, Machines, Split Level Head, Elephant Hunting Song, Zulu Warrior, Shango, Grazing in the Grass, Mo Money, Things we do on Sunday, Football Rap, Tumbling Tumbleweeds, Country Music is Here to Stay, Friends, Bras on 45, 12 Days of Christmas Dec 12, 1982
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COMICS 2206: We salute the comics this week, with 26 fun songs derived from or inspired by comic strips and comic books, from Barney Google to Great Lakes Avengers. Feb 5, 2022
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ROOTS OF ROCK DEMO: This demo for a series that NEVER AIRED includes songs and stories about legends such as Fats Domino, Roy Orbison, Tina Turner, Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Screaming Jay Hawkins, Sam Cooke & more! Oct 9, 1987
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TOP TEN 2205: Here's the Top Ten for January, plus a raft of other goodies - a mess of boogies, winter sports, and a swim in the ocean of free-form radio! Listen right now at drdemento.com. Jan 29, 2022
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Punk Polka, Mr. Custer, I'm the Urban Spaceman, Making Whoope, I'm Henry VIII I Am, Limb from Limbo Rock, Can Broadway do Without Me, Walking in my Winter Underwear, Cocaine Bill, Copycat Game, 400 Mile Gas Line, Night the Lights Stayed on in Pittsburgh, Hippopotamus, It Ain't Gonna Rain no More, Gumball Wizard, Hamster Love, On the Amazon Feb 17, 1980
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BEER: Summertime Summertime, I Wanna be a Lifeguard, Roaches, You Always Poke my Eye, Stars & Stripes, Cosmic Debris, Arab Alabama, Melanoma Girl, Save the Plankton, I am Whale, I Shot Bambi's Mother, I Like Beer, Glorious, Colorado Kool-aid, 51 Beers, Hangover, In Heaven There is no Beer, 9 Coronas, Parents Just Don't Understand, Contra Rap Jun 12, 1988
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WARM PLACES 2204: Let's warm things up with some Demented discs from (and about) warm places - Hawaii, Jamaica, and Australia for starters! Lots of requests this week - Martin Mull, Ruth Wallis, Don Bowman ("Hello D.J."), Weird Al, and some real obscurities. Stream the show anytime at www.drdemento.com Jan 22, 2022
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Davy's Dinghy, Tennessee Bird Walk, Boy Wonder I Love You, Sister Mary Elephant, Roger Boom, Ape Call, Dirty old Man, High School Gym, Sidewalk Surfin, Super Skier, Masochism Tango, What it Was Was Football, Pencil Neck Geek, My Dead Dog Rover Dec 3, 1978
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CARS: Oy It's so Humid, Too Darn Hot, Fax me a Beer, Hamster Love, Dancing Fool, Car Noises, Used Cars, Sunday Driving, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, Stop Dragging my Car Around, Car Phone, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Smells like Nirvana, Dead Puppies Aug 9, 1992
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IRRELEVANCE 2203: Today I have songs about good boys and bad boys, bloody guts, a little surrealism, a little nonsense, and some Deemented songs recorded live by the late Bob Saget. Special added attraction: the Crepitation Contest in high fidelity! Stream it (and over 1,000 other shows) anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Jan 15, 2022
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PART TWO KMET: In old Mexico, Wong Song, CHEECH & CHONG INTERVIEW, Acupuncture, Let's Make a new Dope Deal, Do the Orbit, Won't eat Prunes Again, Miss Piggy for President, Refugee, My Girl's Pussy, Pencil Neck Geek, Locked in the Closet with You, Psycho Chicken, Shaving Cream, Ayatollah Jul 13, 1980
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PART ONE KMET: Sunday Driving, Normal, Acapulco Gold, Doper's Rodeo, Wings under Japan, Old Man Atom, High School Gym, It's Great to be Crazy, Intro & Outro, We are the Now Tones, I Don't Want to get Drafted, Nuke the Whales, Sideboard Song, New Wave, They're Here, I Saw a UFO Last Night Jul 13, 1980
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REQUESTS 2202: What do I do with all the requests for non-holiday songs in December? I play a lot of them in January, and this week's show has plenty of Demented classics we haven't heard in quite awhile - like "The Vatican Rag," "Let It All Hang Out," "Pencil Neck Geek" and "Sensitive New Age Guys." No bleeps - this show is R-rated. Hear it now! drdemento.com Jan 8, 2022
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COMIC STRIPS: Can You Dig it, Tabloid Writer, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Beep Beep, Hot Rod Lincoln, Talking Seattle Grunge Rock Blues, Take the Skinheads Bowling, Comic Song, Laughing at the Funnies, Alley Oop, Reggae Popeye, Jerry Samuels interview, Lunchlady Lady, Amish Paradise Apr 14, 1996
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FOURTH OF JULY: Beer Run, Stars and Stripes Forever, My Home Town, New York New York, Food Parade at the 4th of July Picnic, We Couldn't Start the Tractor, Lakeside Trailer Park, Hey Hulk, Real Dick Cheney, Uneasy Rider, Get off the Phone, Demi Moore, Couch Potato Jun 29, 2003
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FAST FOOD 2201: Welcome to the third decade of the 21st century, dementites and dementoids!
Today we celebrate fast food, especially the kind you can hold in your hands - hot dogs, hamburgers, tacos, and pizza! Plus a Demented oddity by Betty White, and a bunch of other crazy tunes. You can hear that show anytime starting early on New Year's Day, 2022 - just visit www.drdemento.com and select "streaming." Jan 1, 2022
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Argument, Anything You can Do, Little Blue Man, They Don't make Nun Names, Istanbul not Constantinople, Four Yorkshiremen, Step Right up, Soba Song, Punk Polka, Disco in the Garbage, Naz, 8 Arms to Hold You, Ode to a Cow, Baby it's Cold Outside Feb 10, 1980
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FUNNY 25 2152: The Funny 25 countdown of the most demanded Demented Discs of the year is now online -- together with an opening set of After-Christmas songs! www.drdemento.com Dec 25, 2021
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COLUMBUS DAY/FOOTBALL: Men, 4 Wet Pigs, Ying Ton Song, Rubberine, Little Blue Man, My Corporation, Funky Worm, Them Moose Goosers, Columbus Discovers America, You Gotta be a Football Hero, Day of the Game, What it Was Was Football, Cheerleaders on Drugs, I Do the Watusi, Elevator to Menswear, Rock me Jerry Lewis Oct 12, 1986
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(KMET LIVE) FISHING: Elmer Fudd Sings Bruce Springsteen, Purple Rain, Ernest, When I was a Lad, Fishing Blues, Fish Lake, Laughing Record, Pico and Sepulveda, I Hate L.A., Sit on my Face, Barnacle Bill the Sailor, Clean Song, My Pink Half of the Drainpipe, Gumball Wizard, Existential Blues, Who's on First, Like a Surgeon Jul 7, 1985
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CHRISTMAS 2151: And here it is - our third and final all-Christmas show for 2021. More Demented holiday songs old and new, in a wide variety of styles and smiles! No duplication of the past two weeks. On Christmas Day we'll have the Funny 25! www.drdemento.com Dec 18, 2021
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KMET PART TWO/GROUCHO MARX TRIBUTE: Looky Loos, I Want my 15 Bucks, Omaha Nebraska, Roots, August in Azusa, I Can't get Started, Everybody Wants my Fanny, Sunday Funnies, Ballad of Irving, Deteriorata, Pizza Song, Who's on First, Redneck Hippie Romance, Harv Kirshner, Pencil Neck Geek Aug 28, 1977
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KMET PART ONE: Hotline, William Tell Overture, Young Love, Hey Nelda, Keep Venice Nude, Men, Party, Take your Girl to the Movies, God Save the Sex Pistols, Yes we Have no Bananas, Ajax Liquor Store, On Top of a Pizza, Winestoned Plowboy, Paper Shuffle, We Will all go Together When we Go Aug 28, 1977
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CHRISTMAS 2150: Part 2 of my Christmas trilogy is now available for streaming - featuring Tom Lehrer, the Aquabats, Randy Rainbow, Barnes & Barnes, the Mushroom Tab. Choir and more Demented holiday favorites old and new. Also a Dr. D exclusive - Osaka Popstar's rockin' new cover of "The Christmas That Almost Wasn't." www.drdemento.com Dec 11, 2021
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REQUESTS: King of Suede, Eddie are you Kidding?, In the Mood, Pet Shop, My Girl's Monkey, Tennessee Bird Walk, Story of the W.C., Bilbo Baggins, Crusher, Reefer Man, I'm the Urban Spaceman, Transfusion, I Got it from Agnes, Midnight Star, Breaking up is Hard on You Mar 4, 1984
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Bomb in the Mail, Something's in the Bag, George, Ole Swenson, Prep Rap, Turn your Head Sweetheart, Temptation, Chipmunk Song, School is in, How I Spent my Summer Vacation, I Used to Work in Chicago, She's got Col. Sanders Thighs, Inka Dinka Doo, General Hospital, Space Invaders Sep 6, 1981
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HOLIDAYS #1 2149: Hark, the Demented angels sing! The first of three holiday shows for 2021 is now available for streaming, with holiday hilarity old and new, from "Dominick the Donkey" to "Christmas In Lumania." Plus a set of Krampus songs, and a tribute to Stephen Sondheim. www.drdemento.com Dec 4, 2021
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ALCOHOL PART 2: Crusher, Eggplant ate Chicago, Guitarzan, Bertha Butt Boogie, Flushed from the Bathroom of your Heart, No Nose Jobs, I like Beer, Save the Beer, Irish Drinking Song, Glorious, Piano has been Drinking, Hangover, Little Bits and Pieces, Stealing like a Hobbit, Sirius Black May 23, 2004
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Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Benny the Bouncer, Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Serenade to a Jerk, Test Tube Baby, Old Man Atom, So Long Mom, Copycat Game, Reefer Man, I Heard, Lord Mr. Ford, Doggy Doo, It's a Super Spectacular Day, Little Bit Late, Geek's Revenge, My Bologna, Spam Jan 27, 1980
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HANUKKAH 2148: Happy Hanukkah! This year we celebrate the 40th anniversary of the first Hanukkah novelty song ever, "Hanukkah Rocks." Now there are quite a few, and I spin 14 of the best this week, along with the Top Ten for November, a just-released Weird Al cover of the Ramones, and lots more. www.drdemento.com Nov 27, 2021
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CAPTAIN BEEFHEART INTERVIEW: High School Montage, Graduation Day, Sarah Jackman, Silent E, Tropical Hot Dog Night, Blimp, Cement Mixer, Christmas Carol, Amazing Man, Moritat, Mack the Knife, Eric the Half a Bee, Gilligan's Island Stairway, My Name is Larry, Hamster Love Nov 26, 1978
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CLASSICAL/KLSX: Happy Birthday, Food to Rent, Bill from Balla, Elvis for President, October in Oxnard, My Boomerang Won't Come Back, I Wanna be a Vulcan, Spliceway to Heaven, Dance of the Hours, Cockroaches, I Think I'm a Clone Now, Dodgers Song, Penis Envy, Monster Mash Oct 23, 1988
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THANKSGIVING 2147: Here's the Thanksgiving show for 2021, with a tribute to the late Joe Siracusa, the last of the 1940s Spike Jones City Slickers, and a dear friend. My heartfelt thanks for your support of the show! drdemento.com Nov 20, 2021
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KMET PART TWO: Transfusion, Hole in the Bucket, Scratchy 45's, What me Worry, I like Girls, Bruces, Babe Ruth's Home Run Story, Ukulele Blues, Boy Wonder I Love You, Come on in my Kitchen, Let me Play with it, They're Coming to Take me Away, Chocolate Toenails, Hot Nuts, Beam me up Scotty Oct 17, 1976
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KMET PART ONE: Drop Kick me Jesus, Mairsydoats, Twilight Gallery, Smut, 3 Blind Jellyfish, Suicide, Brown Shoes don't Make it, Can I Pawn my Teeth to You, Barnacle Bill, Dirty old Man, Why Won't you Come Home, Boogie, Masochism Tango, Suzy Cockroach, Little Glass of Wine, Spock's Thoughts Oct 17, 1976
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HUNTING 2146: I don't imagine a great many Dementites take to the woods with rifles or shotguns these days (I've never tried it myself) but there are a lot of funny songs about hunting, and this show has some of the best! Lots of other goodies too. www.drdemento.com Nov 13, 2021
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BRITISH: Polka your Eyes out, Time Machine, It's Good News Week, Summertime Summertime, I Like Beer, Illegal Smile, If You Wanna be Happy, I Like 'em Big & Stupid, You Don't Bring me..., I Hate Country, Great Bell, Window Cleaner, Welly Boots, Ernie, Je T'aime, PMS Airlines, Smells like Nirvana, Ren & Stimpy May 24, 1992
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FRANTICS: Super Skier, I Got a Cold in my Dose, Earache my Eye, Rock & Roll Classroom, K-mart Blues, Woke up this Morning, Frozen Embryos, Do the Freddie, Gas Station Wash Room, Bill from Bala, Roman Numerals, You People are Fat, I Shot Bambi's Mother, In the Mood, Boot to the Head, Star Trekkin' Jan 24, 1988
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TOP TEN 2145: Now online - the Top Ten for October (a week late so as not to interrupt our Halloween celebration) plus some runners-up for the Top Ten and some surprises, old and not so old!
Stream it at drdemento.com. Nov 6, 2021
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THE YEAR 1978: Vanna Pick me a Letter, Alphabet Song, 99 Dead Baboons, South Park Junkie, I Dream of Jeannie, William Robinson, King Tut, My Girl has 3 Legs, Thank God I'm a Rich Kid, Dust up his Nose, Gilligan's Island, Life's Gonna Suck, Kenny was a Kid from South Park Mar 1, 1998
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BARNES & BARNES INTERVIEW: Beep Beep, Snatch & Grab it, Moose Goosers, I'm a Cranky old Yank, Mr. Custer, Stink Foot, Another Puff, Cobwebs & Strange, Cowboy Needs a Horse, Boogie Woogie Amputee, Lumberjack Song, Bilbo Baggins, Smoke-off, Time Warp, Fish Heads Nov 19, 1978
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HALLOWEEN 2144: This week we celebrate zombies, werewolves, grave robbers, unripe pumpkins, and Count Dracula- it can only be another Dr Demento Halloween! We'll also preview another track from the new Barnes & Barnes album, "Pancake Dream," out November 5. Stream it at www.drdemento.com Oct 30, 2021
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CATS: There's a new Sound, Wrap it up, Fast Food, Cockroach that ate Cincinnati, Chiggers, I Lobster but Never Flounder, Ain't we Crazy, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Mel Blanc Tribute, Cats, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, I Hate Cats, Siamese Cat, My Girl's Pussy, Joker, Spam, Hey Batman Sep 3, 1989
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IAN WHITCOMB INTERVIEW: Either Way it's Fine with me, Don't Burn that Flag, Sgt. Carter, I'm a Nut, It's a Gas, Hit me Baby, Break Dawg, Old Sow Song, Metal Head, Hot Rocks Polka, You Turn me on, Grizzly Bear, Hot Rod Lincoln, Spam, Wappin, Barbecue Spuds McKenzie, Adam West Aug 27, 1989
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HALLOWEEN 2143: Here's another two hours of spooky tunes and scary melodies, familiar and not so familiar, to get you in the mood for October 31 -- plus a sneak preview of the new Barnes & Barnes album which comes out next month on Demented Punk Records. It's very Demented -- and very dark! www.drdemento.com Oct 23, 2021
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(KLSX LIVE) CARTOONS: Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Saturday Morning Confusion, Sixpence, Ralph & Herbie, MC Hammer, Backwards Song, My Girl's Pussy, Bears, Little Animals in Heat, Betty Boop Theme, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man, When I See an Elephant Fly, Jetsons Theme, Hey Rocky, Wappin, Oxymoron, Simpsons are Resistable, Lines in the Sand Jan 27, 1991
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MOTHER'S DAY: Cheapest Tattoo, My Bologna, Matzoh Balls, I Love Onions, Wine Snobs Rap, Loving You is Surfing You, Joe the Love Potato, Jane Get me off this Crazy Thing, Hospitality Blues, Mother's Day, My Mother the Car, Motherly Love, My Mother is a Space Cadet, Beep Beep, Mr. Comet, Rock me Jerry Lewis May 11, 1986
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HALLOWEEN 2142: Halloween is drawing closer, and this week's show is about two-thirds "spooky tunes and scary melodies"-- plus Ray Stevens' new song (and his first hit, from 60 years ago!), other gems from 1961, William Shatner's real-life rocket ride, and a cool new song featuring Josh Turner. Oct 16, 2021
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KMET PART TWO: If a Table at Rector's could Talk, Ape Lady, Sex and Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll, Pinetop's Boogie Woogie, Nose Job, Since Mother had a Facelift, When I was a Lad, It's Money that I Love, Teenage Romance, My Sister's Nose, Bird Bathroom, Bleepies and Beer Aug 19, 1979
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KMET PART ONE: Romping through the Swamp, It's in the Book, Ernest, Green Door, Muffin Man, I do the Rock, Disco Crep, Piccolo Song, Marching off to Bedlam, Twinkie Insanity, Do Something, Fang, Chicken Power, In the Mood, Something's in the Bag, Masochistic Bubble Aug 19, 1979
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CAFFEINE 2141: Caffeinated beverages, especially coffee, have inspired a whole lot of Demented songs -- more than any other beverages except for alcohol. I've rounded up more than two dozen of them, including many never heard on the show before. Other highlights include the newly viral "Bohemian Catsody" and the story of how David Seville's first #1 hit, "Witch Doctor," originated. drdemento.com Oct 9, 2021
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CHRISTMAS PART TWO: Who'd be a Turkey at Christmas, Everywhere It's Christmas, Frosty the Snowman, Rusty Chevrolet, My Birthday Comes on Christmas, We Wish, Monster's Holiday, Reindeer Don't run Over Grandmas, Pretty Little Dolly, Radical Reindeer, Jingle Bells, Night Before Christmas, Gluey Christmas, Christmas Dragnet, 12 Days of Christmas Dec 25, 1988
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CHRISTMAS PART ONE: Christmas Carol, Wreck the Halls, Relatives are Coming to Town, My 2 Front Teeth, Dashing Through the Stores, Wreck the Malls, Christmas with the Devil, Santa Baby, Chipmunk Song, Santa Claus is Watching You, Whip me Santa Claus, Santa & his old Lady, Green Christmas, Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 18, 1988
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NONSENSE 2140: By popular demand I revisit the topic of nonsense songs this week! The Ying Tong Song, Ain't We Crazy, Cobwebs and Strange, Like a Dribbling Fram and over 20 other of the silliest songs ever made or imagined. Hear that show now or anytime at drdemento.com. Oct 2, 2021
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AMERICAN: Yellow Rose of Texas, Beer Run, Truck Driving Song, Hey Spidey, Peter Parker, Cicadas, Ronnie Reagan Rag, Integration, Ronnie Talk to Russia, Mr. Reagan's Neighborhood, Ronnie's Rap, I Forget, Contra Rap, She's got a Tongue like a Kodiac Bear, Spongy Dance, Harry's Wand Jul 4, 2004
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(KLSX LIVE) REQUESTS: One More Minute, Everybody Wants my Fanny, Merry Minuet, Beer Nuts, If You Want Free Speech go to Russia, Catch it and you Keep it, Thing, Mummy, Don't Burn that Flag, Existential Blues 2, Medfly Blues, Doctor in the Tardis, Universal Adjective, This Used Car of Mine Aug 5, 1990
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TOP TEN 2139: Here's the Top Ten for September, plus songs about punks by non-punks, a few more songs about school. On top of that, YouTube star and terrific musician Josh Turner visits Dementia Central! Josh and I chat about funny music and other things. drdemento.com Sep 25, 2021
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BRITISH DEMENTIA WITH IAN WHITCOMB: Ernie, Life's not all That Bad, Jollity Farm, Old Sow Song, Parking Camels where the Taxis used to be, Ayatollah Song, Weather Forecast, Eric the Half Bee, Cabaret Boys, Funky Gibbon, Friend of a Friend of Mine, Bicycle Seat, Time Warp, Yoda Jun 7, 1981
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Wet T-shirt Night, Cruel Shoes, Kicking the Gong Around, I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts, Night after Night, Big Rock Candy Mountain, Hello DJ, Almost Degraded, Reluctant Cannibal, My Bologna, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Disco Sucks, Topical Song, Steve Dahl interview, Do You Think I'm Disco Sep 30, 1979
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BACK TO SCHOOL 2138: This week we go back to school - songs and comedy bits about education, that is! Weird Al, Tom Lehrer, Robin Williams, Frank Zappa, Barnes & Barnes, The Frantics and many more intelligent people comprise this week's faculty. Norm Macdonald, Monty Python, Roger Miller and other stars of Dementia join in the opening free-for-all. Drdemento.com Sep 18, 2021
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PART TWO: Do you Wanna, Old Chisholm Trail, Pinto Pony, Three Little Fishes, Who Hid the Halibut on the Poop Deck, Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, Sound of the Sun, Nellie the Nudist Queen, Show me a Rose, Ain't we Crazy, Redback on the Toilet Seat, Trepidation Contest, I'm Tired, Davy's Dinghy, Hello Muddah, Get a Load of This, It's a Gas, Ballad of Bilbo Baggins (MONO ONLY) Jul 28, 1974
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PART ONE: Does the Spearmint Lose It's Flavor, Dying Duck in a Thunderstorm, Singing in the Rain, Great Bell, His Rocking Horse Ran Away, Everything Costs too Much, I Want a Hot Dog for my Roll, Cecil the Unwanted French Fry, My old Man, Stacy Brown got Two, Betty Boop Theme, Crazy Mixed-up Song, Anatole of Paris, Super Special Picture of the Year, Je T'aime (MONO ONLY) Jul 28, 1974
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MILITARY 2137: On this 20th anniversary of the infamous 9/11 attacks, here's a Dr. Demento salute to the defenders of America, the Army, Navy, Marines and Air Force. There are a lot of funny songs about the armed services, and the experiences of those who serve, and I play more than an hour's worth on this show. www.drdemento.com Sep 11, 2021
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DUPPIES: Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, California Kid, Marvin, Bilbo Baggins, I Smoke Cause I Like to Cough, Ballad of the Volunteer Firefighters, Silicon Valley Guy, Garbage Collector in Beverly Hills, Yuppie Song, Shopping from A to Z, Shopping 9 to 5, You Need Love, Ghoul Days, Existential Blues part 2, Shaving Cream Mar 31, 1985
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WORK: Somebody Stole my Gal, Plastic Jesus, If You Want Free Speech Go to Russia, Sister Mary Elephant, School Cafeteria, Laughing Gnome, Rappa This, Superhero Blues, My Attorney Bernie, White Collar Holler, D.J. Blues, Part Time Plumbers, Got to Go on Vacation, Dick Tracy Rides Again, This Used Car of Mine Sep 2, 1990
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LABOR DAY 2136: This is the weekend where we interrupt our labors by celebrating them! Hear more than an hour of funny songs about all kinds of work on this weekend's brand-new Dr. Demento Show. www.drdemento.com Sep 4, 2021
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MOTHER'S DAY: Political Science, Send the Marines, Navy gets the Gravy, Martian Boogie, Everybody's Got to Have a Mother, Motherly Love, Rats in my Room, Yellow Submarine, My Mammy, Copycat Game, Eddie are you Kidding, Disco Boy, Loco Baseball, Shaving Cream, Religion & Politics, Psycho Chicken, Mr. Bill May 11, 1980
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Deteriorata, Cow Pasture Polka, I Got Stoned and I Missed it, Mr. Roberts, Young Love, Strip Polka, Wet T-shirt Night, Alfred Packer, Copycat, Star Trip, Middle of the House, I Gotta Get a Fake I.D., 15 Beers Ago, My Radiation, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Deep in the Heart of Jersey, My Bologna Jan 20, 1980
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TOP TEN 2135: The Top Ten for August 2021, plus a tribute to Tom T. Hall, Don Everly and Charlie Watts, and a nice long swim in the Ocean of Dementia! drdemento.com Aug 28, 2021
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CATS: Dinosaur Song, Birdhouse in your Soul, Rap Yodeler, Clean Song, She Grabbed my Coconuts, Shlock Rod, Traffic Lights, Driving through Chicago, Big Cat, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Cat Song, Siamese Cat Song, Overflowing Catbox Blues, Cat Came Back, Monster, 7-11, Earache my Eye Aug 25, 1991
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PSYCHIATRY: Elements, Brady Bunch, Elvis is Everywhere, I'm the Urban Spaceman, Yellow Rose of Texas, King Tut, John Belushi, Little Toot, Fussy Eater, Twisted, Marching to Bedlam, Outside the Hospital,, Pyschotherapy, Teenage Lobotomy, Last Will and Temperament, Booger on my Beer Mug, Smallest Thing Known to Man Mar 4, 1990
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SOUTHERN HUMOR PART 2: Troglodyte, Moose in my House, Rawhide, Someone ate the Baby, Prince's Panties, Freckle Song, Purple Toupee, Talking Vietnam Potluck Blues, Transfusion, RC and Moon Pie, Southern Air, Battle of Kookamunga, Birdhouse in your Soul, We Love Barney Fife, Wet Dream, Dueling Rappers Feb 25, 1990
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CATS 2134: Dinosaur Song, Birdhouse in your Soul, Rap Yodeler, Clean Song, She Grabbed my Coconuts, Shlock Rod, Traffic Lights, Driving through Chicago, Big Cat, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Cat Song, Siamese Cat Song, Overflowing Catbox Blues, Cat Came Back, Monster, 7-11, Earache my Eye Aug 21, 2021
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DOGS/LOOSE BRUCE KERR & HOWIE NAVE INTERVIEW: Teenage Mutant Kung-fu Chickens, Surfing Bird, Oy it's so Humid, Stonk, Hillbilly Rap, Cheesehead Song, It Ain't Easy Being Male, Hot Dog Boogie, Snoopy vs. the Red Baron, Barbecue Spuds McKenzie, How Come my Dog Don't Bark, Freeze-Dried Fido, Poetic Justice Thurgood, Hey Robin, Don't Touch That, Dead Puppies Aug 18, 1991
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MILITARY: Hey Spidey, White Trash Husband, Lakeside Trailer Park, My Brother's a Butt Head, Good old Days, Sympathy for the Television, Underwear Song, Hug Me, Your Face, Shatner, Moisture, Life's Gonna Suck, What are you Squawking About, I Don't Wanna get Drafted, I'm a Cranky old Yank, Romping through the Swamp, Spongy Dance, Harry's Wand Jul 11, 2004
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FISHING: I Want a new Duck, Why a Duck, ABC's of Dead Russian Leaders, Civilization, On the Amazon, Is Your Best Friend Choking on his Lunch, Who's on First, My Father's Top Drawer, Undressa Vanessa, Human Race, So Long Mom, Fishin, Fishing Blues, Fish Lake, Catch a Pickled Herring, Gone Fishin, Rapping Duke, No More Madonna, Like a Surgeon Jul 7, 1985
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DOGS 2133: Teenage Mutant Kung-fu Chickens, Surfing Bird, Oy it's so Humid, Stonk, Hillbilly Rap, Cheesehead Song, It Ain't Easy Being Male, Hot Dog Boogie, Snoopy vs. the Red Baron, Barbecue Spuds McKenzie, How Come my Dog Don't Bark, Freeze-Dried Fido, Poetic Justice Thurgood, Hey Robin, Don't Touch That, Dead Puppies Aug 14, 2021
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Super Skier, 96 Beers, Ode to Billy Joel, Psychedelic Baby Box, I Hate Cats, Blob, He Ate too Many Jelly Doughnuts, Elvis Imitator, Man Who Ate his Car, I Love Trash, Reaganomics, Ronnie Reagan Rag, Ronnie's Song, Ice Box Man, So Long Mom, No Anchovies Please, Psycho Chicken, Take Off Feb 14, 1982
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Crapture, Middle of the House, Train Kept Rolling, Baseball Game, Sports Page, Rat, Mummy, Tight Jeans, Russian Bandstand, Everybody Wants my Fanny, Come on-a my House, Your Feet's Too Big, Framed, Wasn't that a Party, Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, Smoke-off Apr 26, 1981
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FOLK II 2132: And here it is - Demented Folk Music II! Featuring the Smothers Brothers, the Kingston Trio, Allan Sherman (My Son the Folksinger), Country Joe & The Fish and many more. Plus a half dozen songs by Logan Whitehurst and some Demented songs about Radio, and more. drdemento.com Aug 7, 2021
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ROBERT KLEIN/GAMES: Radio Shack, Principal's Office, Crispy Critters, Get a Haircut Dad, Record Rap, Robert Klein interview, Strange Things are Happening, Lost in the Mail, Friend in Need, Vanna Pick me a Letter, Name Game, Tibetan Memory Trick, Pool, Scotsman, Second Week of Deer Camp Nov 12, 1989
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STAN FREBERG/ROCK N ROLL: Chew Tobacco Rag, Junk Food Junkie, Need to Eat, That's my Pa, Eric the Half Bee, Alligator Wine, Rock & Roll, My Man Rocks Me, Foolish Questions, John & Marsha, Little Blue Riding Hood, Elderly Man River, Buckwheat Toupee, Boogie in your Butt, Wet Dream Feb 16, 1986
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TOP TEN 2131: The Top Ten for July 2021 and runners-up, plus "I'm Better Than the Beatles," new songs by Rand Bellavia (Ookla the Mok,) "It's Hot As Balls Outside," "I Heart Aging and Dying" and "Steppin' On a Spaniel" (mystery solved!) Hear it at drdemento.com. Jul 31, 2021
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CARS: Intro and the Outro, Lumberjack Song, We're the Cubs Fans, Car Alarm, Car Noises, 15 Days under the Hood, Can't Get my Motor to Start, Rocket 88, Making Love in a Subaru, Bitching Camaro, Mercury Blues, Cadillac Heaven, Driving Instructor, Hey Spidey, Sirius Black, Spongy Dance Jul 25, 2004
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JOHN MCEUEN INTERVIEW: Hello Muddah Hello Faddah, Battle of Kookamunga, Tape Player Song, Highly Illogical, Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Bumblebee Invaded the Nudist Colony, Daisy a Day, Laughing Gnome, Adams Family, Teddy Bears Picnic, Like a Dribbling Fram, World is Mine, Like a Surgeon, Rapping Duke Jun 23, 1985
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FOLK 2130: Funny folk songs have been around for centuries, but the Folk Revival of the 1950s and 1960s had more than its share! Hear some of those, and newer songs in the same spirit, plus Weird Al, Logan Whitehurst, Chet Atkins with Ray Stevens, and more on my all-new show! drdemento.com Jul 24, 2021
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HOME TOWNS: Whole Lotta Love, Jeannie's Diner, Girls Ain't Nothing but Trouble, Kill a Tree for Christ, Marvin, Marvin I Love You, Second Week of Deer Camp #2, Fox in Socks, Whirlpool, Big Man Mambo, Blue Danube, Green, My Home Town, Buffalo, Downtown Downer's Grove, Istanbul, October in Oxnard, Spam, Time Warp, Star Trekkin Nov 10, 1991
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(KMET LIVE) KIP ADDOTTA INTERVIEW: Camelot, Beam me up Scotty, Pizza Man, My Girl's Pussy, Japanese Banana, Cocktails for Two, Beer Drinking Song, Put my Face on a Nuclear Bomb, Sex in the 80s, Life in the Slaw Lane, It's the Liquor, Hiss, Home in Pasadena, I do the Watusi, Wet Dream, Hello Muddah Hello Faddah, Existential Blues Jun 1, 1986
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RECORDS 2129: The topic is records on this all-new show! An hour-plus of historical/hysterical songs and stories about records,mostly the kind you play on a phonograph --preceded by an hour's free swim in the ocean of Dementia. It all adds up to two hours 15 minutes (no extra charge for the extra time!) Jul 17, 2021
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(KSCA LIVE) INSANITY: You're a Hamburger, I Really like Potatoes, Addicted to Spuds, Hot Dog Boogie, Moo-Moo Song, Mutant Cows, Crunchy Frog, I'm in Love with Vanna White, Everything You Know is Wrong, Mad Cow Disease, Pyscho Chicken, Twisted, Crazy, I Wanna be Sedated, Vampire Bat, Ode to my Car, Gump, Amish Paradise Mar 31, 1996
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Summertime Blues, Merry Minuet, Bernie Don't Disco, Wahoo, When the Mush Begins to Rush down Father's Vest, None but the Lonely Heart, Cocker Spaniel Song, Coward at the Alamo, Sgt. Preston of the Yukon, Bookshop, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Rubber Duckie, Here Comes Bob, Pencil Neck Geek Jul 1, 1979
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DIETING 2128: As some of us are trying to shed the pounds we added during the long months of lockdown, here's some musical motivation! I also have the five nominees for the Logan Award for best song parody of 2020, plus Stan Freberg's hilarious backhand tribute to Lawrence Welk and other goodies. Note: "Car Keys" and "The Captain's Wife's Lament" have some adult humor. drdemento.com Jul 10, 2021
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CHRISTMAS: All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth, Ho Ho Ho, Christmas Song, Waldo the Friendly Elf, Santa Claus is Watching You, I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Daddy's Christmas, I'm a Christmas Tree, Hanukkah Rocks, Cat and the Christmas Tree, Totally Ridiculous 12 Days of Christmas, Merry Christmas Baby, Christmas Dragnet Dec 21, 1986
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CHRISTMAS: Wreck the Halls, I Yust go Nuts at Christmas, Kung Fu Christmas, I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas, Santa's Beard, Everywhere is Christmas, Santa Claus is Coming to Town, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, Green Christmas, Chincy old Scrooge, Santa Doesn't Cop out on Dope, Open me First, 12 Gifts of Christmas Dec 23, 1979
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ALL AMERICAN 2127: Celebrating the Fourth of July with an all-American show! Stan Freberg, Frank Zappa, Weird Al, Spike Jones, Allan Sherman, Mel Brooks, the Hoosier Hot Shots, David Peel and the Lower East Side, and my choice for a new National Anthem -- one you can actually sing! Streamable now at drdemento.com. Jul 3, 2021
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KMET PART TWO: I Wanna Go Surfing, Cosmic Debris, Chicago, Pale Blues, They're Coming to Take me Away, Train Kept Rolling, Transfusion, Baby Let me Bang your Box, Freckle Song, Pico & Sepulveda, In the Mood, Existential Blues, Circular Impression, Fussy Eater, Kinko the Clown, Suicide is Painless, I Like Apr 3, 1983
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KMET PART ONE: Bounce your Boobies, Easter Parade, Peter Cottontail, Tearing my Hair Out, Sex with a Gun, Chocolate Chip Cookies, Bonanza, Freaking at the Freaker's Ball, I Love my Cat's Meow, Outside the Hospital, Let me Call you Sweetheart, What Did Unda Wear, Go to Work you Jerk, Sit on my Face, My old Flame Apr 3, 1983
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TOP TEN 2126: The Top Ten for June, plus twisted tunes about stupid people, smart dinosaurs, fat chickens, confused sportscasters, and mammary glands! Jun 26, 2021
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MICKEY MOUSE INTERVIEW: Rubber Duckie, Hunting Song, Nose Job, Cocaine Habit Blues, Whole Lotta Love, I Smell Like 90 Weight, Late Late Movies, Mickey Mouse Interview, Can You Dig it, College Life, College Days, Graduation Day, I'm my own Grandpa, Purple People Eater, Titties and Beer, My Name is Larry, Spam Nov 12, 1978
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(KLSX LIVE) HALLOWEEN: Black Sunday, Dark Shadows, Haunted House of Rock, Grim Grinning Ghosts, I Was a Teenage Werewolf, Vampire Frogs, Spider and the Fly, I Put a Spell on You, Dinner with Drac, Addams Family, 10 Dead Ones, Mysterious Mose, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Werewolves of London, It's Halloween, Haunted House, Carmen Miranda's Ghost Oct 28, 1990
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ALCOHOL PART 2 2125: For various reasons, alcohol has inspired an enormous number of songs, including many very funny songs! Here are some more great ones I didn't get to two weeks ago. Also a set for Father's Day. Jun 19, 2021
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HAIR: I Wish I was a Lesbian, Music Sex & Cookies, Mexican Radio, Taco Grande, Mr. Custer, Lincoln Park Pirates, Grandma vs. the Crusher, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, I Wanna be a Lifeguard, Hair Piece, Kookie Kookie Lend me your Comb, Uneasy Rider, Back When my Hair was Short, Bald Guys, Gump May 19, 1996
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(KLSX LIVE) ALIENS & UFO'S: Intergalactic Laxative, Martian Hop, Moral Majority, Inbred, Barbie Don't Love Ken Anymore, Hey Batman, Go Go Pogo, Down on the Electronic Farm, Galaxy Song, Flying Saucer, It Came from Outer Space, Little Space Girl, I Saw Elvis in a UFO, Religion & Politics, Spock Rap, Adam West Jun 25, 1989
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TRAVEL 2124: People are finally free to hit the road (or the airport) this summer, so we have some Demented travelin' music for you...plus some Demented requests, a salute to the Bo Burnham Netflix special, and a Cicada Cacophony! Stream it anytime at drdemento.com. Jun 12, 2021
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Col. Sanders Thighs, Rat Bait, Louie Louie, I'll See you in Cuba, Shock Treatment, Werewolf Mama, Lenny Bruce, Pineapple Man, Mercury Blues, Alphabet Song, Be Prepared, Honky Tonky Queen, Bernie Don't Disco, We are the Nowtones, Rodeo Song, Super Duper Man, General Hospital, Fish Heads Sep 13, 1981
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(KLSX LIVE) BRIAN WILSON INTERVIEW: Airheads, Cause I'm a Blonde, My Name is Bob, Martian Boogie, Goodbye old Friends, I Stole Captain Kirk's Toupee, Whip It, Plexiglass Toilet, Rosie Don't Bang on the Piano, Winner, Smart Girls, I'm Bugged at my Old Man, It's a Gas, I'm too Sexy, Ooh Don't Touch That Jan 12, 1992
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ALCOHOL 2123: Today's show features funny songs about alcohol. It's pleasant, it's dangerous, and it mixes well with music, so there are naturally a lot of songs about it, and some of them are Demented! I'll also preview the new vinyl album featuring legendary comedian Jonathan Winters. www.drdemento.com Jun 5, 2021
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MUSICAL TURKEYS: Happy Birthday Song, Stress, Beep Beep, St. George and the Internet, Peter the Meter Reader, Pretty Little Dolly, One Chord Songs, Daisy a Day, Life Sucks then you Die, Old Man River, Potty Pal, I'm Surfin, Proud Mary, Air Battle, Once you Understand, Bulbous Bouffant Nov 26, 1995
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Dirty old Man, Telephone Man, Be Prepared, Japanese Banana, I'm my own Grandpa, Boa Constrictor, Copycat Game, You'd Look Swell in Nothing, Sideboard Song, Intoxicated Rat, Leader of the Laundromat, Something's in the Bag, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Sister Mary Elephant Feb 3, 1980
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DYLAN/TOP TEN 2122: In celebration of Bob Dylan's 80th, a dozen Demented tributes to the man from Minnesota, by a wide variety of artists, famous and otherwise. Plus the Top Ten for May, some great requests, and a farewell to Rusty Warren. Drdemento.com May 29, 2021
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WOMEN: Boobs a Lot, Mammary Glands, Mountains of Montana, Stairway to Heaven, Cause I'm a Blonde, Late Bloomer, Jesse Yes he Did, No Means No, 2 Triple Cheese, Woman is a Man's Best Friend, Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend, Mail Order Women, White House, I'm a Woman, You Can Play my Sega, Lumberjack Song, Speed Mar 14, 1993
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STAN FREBERG: Hippity Hop, Those 2 Dreadful Children, Elements, Weather Forecast, Drake on the Move, My Ding a Ling, Chicken Fat, Gentry's Gin, John & Marsha, St. George & the Dragonet, Elderly Man River, Take an Indian to Lunch, Old Payola Roll Blues, Rock & Roll Doctor, Pencil Neck Geek, Marvin I Love You Nov 13, 1983
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TOBACCO 2121: Tobacco isn't as popular as it used to be, but it has inspired a pack of hilarious songs and comedy through the years. This week's new show brings back "Another Puff," "Introducing Tobacco to Civilization" and "Nocturnal Stumblebutt," plus Frank Zappa, Mrs. Miller, Adam West and many more. drdemento.com May 22, 2021
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(KLSX LIVE) WATER SPORTS: Mediocre Fred, Break Dawg, Steel Marbles, I Need a Vacation, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Roman Numerals, Michael Richards interview, Swimming Song, I Wanna be a Lifeguard, Tie me Surfer Board Down, Bird Bathroom, Neil Young, Happy Boy, Spam, Spock on, Hey Batman Jul 30, 1989
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Kennedy Girls, Wild Thing, Bloat on, One Ton Tomato, Surfer Joe, Coffee Freak, Pollution, Derbytown, Top of the Pyramid, Pet Shop, Liberty Bell, I've Got Tears in my Ears, Guys are not Proud, Let's Make a new Dope Deal, I Don't Wanna get Drafted, Psycho Chicken, Rock Lobster Jun 22, 1980
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EARLY '80'S 2120: Our special topic today is the early 1980s -- when the show was on over 100 stations nationwide, and Demented music was on a collective roll! Lots of hits, and some Demented rediscoveries. www.drdemento.com May 15, 2021
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KMET PART TWO: I Didn't Know the Gun was Loaded, 200 Candles, Birthday Cake Polka, In the River, Elements, Kong, Mr. Slater's Parrot, Them Poems, Rosie Don't Bang on the Piano, Close to You, If, Kinky, King Kong, Lumberjack Song, I Love your Toes, Shaving Cream, Killer Kitty, Up your Nose Feb 13, 1977
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KMET PART ONE: Dodgers vs. Reds, My Bonnie Lass She Smelleth, News of the World, Sound Effects Man, I Want my Baby Back, Masculine Women and Feminine Men, Window Shopping, Cupcakes, Hot Nuts, He Ate too Many Jelly Doughnuts, Noses Run in my Family, Mad Dogs and Englishmen, Donkey Serenade, Hungarian Goulash, Gun Control Feb 13, 1977
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MOTHER'S DAY 2119: Our annual Mother's Day Dementiafest features motherly melodies from Frank Zappa and the Mothers plus Dweezil, Tom Lehrer, Spike Jones, Rolf Harris, Danny Kaye, Josh Turner and more, plus Monty Python, Polkacide, Talking Media Fear Makers Blues and more moments to remember! drdemento.com May 8, 2021
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I Don't Want to Get Drafted, Ode to Gary Coleman, I Won't Grow up, Snore your Blues Away, Skinny Girls, Los Angeles, My Dead Dog Rover, They're Coming to Take me Away, End of the World, Hooray for Captain Spalding, Warm Leatherette, Dead Skunk May 4, 1980
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Laughing Record, Pizza Man, Never Bite a Married Woman on the Thigh, David Crockett, Blockhead, I Love Mickey, Monkey Bite, Disco Boy, Religion and Politics, Everything Stops for Tea, Making Love in a Subaru, My Name is Larry, Hamster Love Jun 24, 1979
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MINNESOTA 2118: We've heard a lot about Dr. D's home state, Minnesota, in the news during the past year. Unfortunately much of that news has been unpleasant. Minnesota has produced more than its share of great music, however, including lots of funny music! We'll hear an hour's worth of that on this week's show. May 1, 2021
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ROCK & ROLL: Stairway to Heaven, You Know my Name, Who's on First, Are you Lonesome Tonight, Canned Ham, One Piece at a Time, Humpty Man, I Don't Wanna do That, When I Was a Dinosaur, Ape Call, Joe's Garage, Boris the Spider, Dial 1 for Help, My Dog ate Nolan Ryan, Psycho Chicken Apr 18, 1993
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Strange Things are Happening, Green Garden Hose, Pizza Song, Cocktails for Two, Duncan, Paralyzed, Ain't Nobody Here but us Chickens, Motorcycle Story, Suzanne Summers, Wah Hoo, Short People, Tall People, Psycho Chicken, Harry's Jockstrap, Rock & Roll Doctor, Yoda Jul 26, 1981
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TOP TEN 2117: The Top Ten for April, plus a lot of runners-up, old and new! Funny songs and/or spoken comedy about mystery meat, advertising, cats and a couple dozen other things. Apr 24, 2021
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OLYMPICS: In Heaven there is no Beer, Martian Boogie, Mixed up Confusion, Friendship, Trouble with Kling-ons, Popcorn Song, My Friend Jason, That's my Boy, Mr. Ed Theme, Argument Song, Jeremiah Peabody's..., Los Angeles, Pollution, I Love L.A., ZZ Top Beard, Scotsman Jul 22, 1984
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COWBOYS: I Wanna be a Cowboy, Ballad of Irving, I'm my own Grandpa, Down There, Mutant Cows, Cow Paint & Body Shop, Cow Pasture Polka, Psycho, Vanna Pick me a Letter, Let's Make Love in a Microwave, Cowboy Needs a Horse, Rawhide, Werecow, You Don't Bring Me..., Cow Patty May 30, 1993
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EARTH DAY 2116: Earth Day is Thursday, April 22, and on this show I salute Mother Earth with a variety of environmental songs by Tom Lehrer, Barnes & Barnes ("Don't F*** Up the World, unbleeped), Green E (The Environmental Elvis), Tiny Tim, Bill Oddie, Jim Henson and many more. www.drdemento.com Apr 17, 2021
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KMET PART TWO, ABRAHAM/ZUCKER INTERVIEW: One Draw, Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette, Atarian Fantasy, Police Squad Theme, Policeman's Song, Froggy's Lament, We are Dead, Meadow Muffin Blues, Beatle Rap, Peter the Meter Reader, Sister Mary Elephant, Shock Treatment, Ballad of Irving, I'll be Mellow When I'm Dead, I Like, Yoda Feb 28, 1982
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KMET PART ONE: Crusher, Argument, I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me, Let's Get High, Please Shave your Legs, Dirty old Man, Maniac & Brainiac, You Scare me to Death, Maggie Get your Hammer, Censored, Nuts, Pants, Chocolate Toenails, Slide Trombone, William Tell Overture, I Hate People, Nice, Ragtime Cowboy Joe, Don't Bogart Me Feb 28, 1982
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SINGERS AND MUSICIANS 2115: This week I have songs and sketches about Singers and Musicians, real and imaginary, from Gitarzan to Smells Like Nirvana - sung by artists from Allan Sherman to Tenacious D, from the Andrews Sisters to Shel Silverstein. Plus sets about stupid people and the solar system, and the first Weird Al song I ever played. www.drdemento.com Apr 10, 2021
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I Like Beer, Skinny Dipping, I Want to be a Lifeguard, Uncle Hiram's Homemade Beer, Jack You're Dead, Cupcakes, Big Eyed Beans from Venus, Super Duper Man, Get a Load of This, Brush up your Shakespeare, Rodeo Song, John Birch Society, Space Invaders, It's Still Billy Joel to me Aug 9, 1981
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CENSORSHIP: Grunge Song, They Won't Play this Song on the Radio, O.J.O., Doors, Big Fat Road Manager, Streak, Hello D.J., 4 Letter Words, Universal Adjective, Censor Us, Elderly Man River, 7 Words You Can't Say on TV, Hey Batman, Do the Picard, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist Jul 30, 1995
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BASEMENT TAPES 7 2114: This week's show features Dr Demento Basement Tapes #7, with a Weird Al rarity, Henry Phillips and more, plus a few Happy Easter songs...and I'll be celebrating a round number birthday with a couple of curlicues too! Join the party at www.drdemento.com! Apr 3, 2021
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HOCKEY/CANADA: Streets of Springfield, Don't Send in the Clowns, Dr. Kevorkian, Exercise Infomercial, Brady Bunch, Sister Mary Elephant, Really Safe Sex, Circular Impression, Pencil Neck Geek, You're a Hamburger, We Like Hockey, Hockey Here Tonight, Take Off, Quebec Language Police, I Love Beans, Lonesome Kicker, Cows with Guns Nov 9, 1997
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No Hopes, Your Love is like Nuclear Waste, Old Man Atom, Paranoid, Part Time Plumbers, Amazing Man, That's my Boy, Mr. Ed Theme, Bowling with Joe the Love Potato, Bruces, I Like Beer, Toast, October in Oxnard, Who's on First, Jane Get me Off this Crazy Thing, Existential Blues, Rock me Jerry Lewis, Rap Around May 4, 1986
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TOP TEN 2113: The Top Ten for March, plus the W.A.P. Polka by Cardi Beerdehosen, Ghost Chickens In the Sky, an impromptu 90th birthday tribute to William Shatner, and other improbabilities! drdemento.com Mar 27, 2021
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Amazing Man, Nashville Katz, Woody Woodpecker, Kids, Candy Man Blues, Ringo for President, Disc Jockey Blues, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Wonderful Wino, Hippity Hop, Earache my Eye, Fish Heads, My Dead Dog Rover, King Tut Nov 5, 1978
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FRANKIE YANKOVIC INTERVIEW: Them Moose Goosers, Hunting Song, She's Big & Round, Fat Man's Prayer, I Ate the Baloney, Harlem Shuffle, Sugar Blues, Baby Boom, Bad Attitude, Happy Boy, Cleveland Polka Town, How Many Burps in a Bottle of Beer, Bras on 45, Toast, Little Green Men, Yoda, Dead Puppies Mar 30, 1986
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SPRING 2112: Spring officially begins Saturday morning, March 20 in the Northern Hemisphere -- in the USA, just hours after my new show uploads. The show features a half hour of Demented spring songs, plus a glorious mixture of requests, a few new things, and Grammy winners Mister Rogers and Jim Kimo West (Weird Al's guitarist). www.drdemento.com Mar 20, 2021
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KMET PART TWO: Get a Load of This, Wong Song, I'm Rollin', Everyone Says I Love You, Once Upon a Nickel, Nixorcist, Nixon's the One, Dirty Don, It Ain't the Meat, Chula Vista, August in Azusa, Clean Song, Davy's Dinghy, Martian Hop, There Was a Fungus Among us, Ballad of Irving, Highly Illogical (MONO ONLY) Jun 2, 1974
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KMET PART ONE: Singing in the Rain, Three Blind Mice, Your Nothing but a Nothing, Blob, Leader of the Laundromat, Missle Man, Dragnet, Gee Officer Krupke, Intoxicated Rat, 68 Nixon, I've Got Tears in my Ears, Down by the Station, Wabash Cannonball, When Lulu's Gone, Purple Haze, Tiger Rag, Horses Don't Bet on People (MONO ONLY) Jun 2, 1974
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BODY PARTS 2111: The new show is a tribute to the human body. 29 songs, with 29 different Demented attitudes, explore body parts from head to toes. Also eight all-time favorites for St. Patrick's Day, plus "Mr. Biden (Bring My Vaccine)", "Chicken Fat", Max Headroom and more. Mar 13, 2021
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RHINO BROS. INTERVIEW: Mother's Lament, Charlie Brown, Mr. Custer, I'm the Slime, I Wish I was a Car, Bicycle Seat, Whole Lotta Love, Nose Job, Go to Rhino Records, No Anchovies Please, Seduced, Making Love in a Subaru, Dirty Old Man, Cupcakes, Marvin I Love You, Rappin Rodney, Curly Shuffle Jan 15, 1984
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JOHN JAVNA/DOO-WOP INTERVIEW: Big Daddy Graham Live, New York New York, Keith Richards' Blood, Back in the Day, Fatal Beatings, Send me to Glory in a Glad Bag, I Love Chocolate, Big Rock Candy Mountain, Blue Moon, Get a Job, Gee, Imelda's Shoes, Fly's Eyes, Roaches, Rapping Nerd, Jane Get me off this Crazy Thing Aug 10, 1986
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LIST SONGS PART 2 2110: By popular demand, List Songs, Part 2! Plus sets about pianos, moles, and 2 kinds of bums. www.drdemento.com Mar 6, 2021
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HAIR: I Like, E.R., Man Who Doesn't Exist, She Grabbed my Coconuts, Food of Choice, Slumber Party, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Chamber of Fate, Trixie the Piano Playing Pixie, Hair Piece, Bad Haircut, My Hair had a Party last Night, Haircut Song, S.S. Minnow, Getting in Touch with my Inner Bitch Jan 6, 2002
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FRED BLASSIE INTERVIEW: Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Ape Call, Guitarzan, Beans in my Ears, Colorado Kool-aid, Wowie Zowie, Pass the Udder Udder, Copycat Game, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Leader of the Laundromat, I've Never Seen a Straight Banana, I am the Greatest, Shaving Cream, Smoke Off Jan 13, 1980
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TOP TEN 2109: The Top Ten for February with runners-up, plus our first hour free-for-all, and a half hour of delightful Demented Discs from the 20s -- the 1920s! drdemento.com Feb 27, 2021
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CHEECH & CHONG INTERVIEW: I Live in a Split Level Head, Man who Comes Around, Cat Handcuffs, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Dying Business, Test Tube Baby, It Makes a Fellow Proud to be a Soldier, Like a Dribbling Fram, Dave, Little Red Riding Hood, Basic Hip, Up in Smoke, Gilligan's Island, Ballad of Irving Oct 22, 1978
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ALCOHOL: Tie me Kangaroo Down Sport, Mammal, Taco Grande, Making Love in a Subaru, Chocolate Chip Cookies, Red Rubber Checks, Punks Get off the Grass, Your 15 Minutes are up, They Don't Make Nun Names, I Palindrome I, Chug-a-lug, Martini, I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of me, 9 Coronas, Ren & Stimpy Apr 26, 1992
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FRUITS & VEGETABLES 2108: This week's topic is Fruits and Vegetables. Half a dozen songs about beans, and seven about bananas -- plus Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Call Any Vegetable, and Carrot Juice Is Murder. Plus a song about the Perseverance Rover, written and recorded the day it landed! drdemento.com Feb 20, 2021
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KMET PART 2: I Like Girls, Hungry Women, Ain't it a Beauty, Who Hid the Halibut, Gallager & Shean, Marvin, Sidewalk Centennial, Chinese Nights, Walk on the Kosher Side, Beep Beep, Dream Dirty Dreams, Frozen Logger, Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout, I Love your Toes, Driving in the Lane with Diamonds, Spam, Sidewalk Surfing Jun 20, 1976
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KMET PART 1: Father's Day, Papa's on the House Top, Flying Sheep, There's Nothing like a Circus, Hey Fonzie, Yakety Yak, Legendary Chicken Fairy, Gone Fishing, Hollywood on Parade, Peanut Special, Wild Bill Hiccup, Tic-Tac-Toe, Salt, Modern Major General, Boy Named Hugh, Meet the Demento Gang, Japanese Banana, Je Taime Jun 20, 1976
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VALENTINE'S DAY 2107: Happy Valentine's Day everyone! We celebrate with a show that's 3/4 Demented love songs - Tapeworm of Love, Swallow My Love, U-Stink-But-I-Love-You, Loving You Is Surfing You, John & Marsha, Communist Love Song - you get the picture! drdemento.com Feb 13, 2021
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HALLOWEEN/ROCK & ROLL: Commercials on 45, Sailor's Life, My Man Rocks me, Rock & Roll, Rock & Roll Waltz, Old Payola Roll Blues, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Goblin Girl, Grandmother's Song, Prep Rap, Take-over, I Hear Voices, Hamster Love, Harry's Jockstrap Oct 25, 1981
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ALL REQUESTS: I'm a Nut, Psycho Chicken, Totally Nude, Lizzie Borden, Zilch, Rapping Nerd, When I Was a Lad, Wolf Creek Pass, Gumby, Nose Job, Funky Gibbon, Civilization, My Dingaling, Burning Down the Cartoon House, Marvin, Rock me Jerry Lewis May 4, 1986
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LIST SONGS 2106: This week's show celebrates "list songs", AKA "catalog songs" - songs like Weird Al's "Hardware Store," Tom Lehrer's "The Elements" and "99 Words for Boobs" by Robert Lund & Spaff. Also a shovelful of snow songs! Hear it now at drdemento.com Feb 6, 2021
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RECORDS: Bagpipes that's my Bag, God Bless my SUV, What Kind of Cat are You, Der Fuehrer's Face, Constantinople, Old Joe's Place, You Don't Love me Anymore, Britney Zombie, Couch Potato, Big 10-inch Record, Don't Leave your Records in the Sun, Okeh Laughing Record, Go to Rhino Records, 500 Miles, Stealing like a Hobbit May 18, 2003
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Goodbye 50's Hello 60's, Ready for the 80's, Crusher, Up your Nose, Mildred our Choir Director, Please Betty Jean, Copycat Game, Skier's Lament, My old Man, On the Amazon, Who are the Brain Police, Papa Rolled his Own, Louise, My Bologna, Making Love in a Subaru Jan 6, 1980
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TOP TEN 2105: The Top Ten for January is here! Thanks to everyone who "voted" for their favorites. This show includes many of the "runners-up" as well. drdemento.com Jan 30, 2021
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KMET PART 2: Minnie the Moocher, Over the Rainbow, Grunt Song, Riders in the Sky, I'm a Ding Dong Daddy, Cocaine Blues, His Majesty the Policeman, Alcoholic Blues, Teddy Bear's Picnic, Redback on the Toilet Seat, Dip Your Brush in Sunshine, Meet the Demento Gang, Martian Hop, Boy Wonder I Love You, Ballad of Irving (MONO ONLY) Jan 13, 1974
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KMET PART 1: Big Ten Inch Record, In the Mood, Let me Play with it, Yes Flo, Her Fuller Brush Man, LSD, Do it Now, Leader of the Laundromat, Smut, Grim Grinning Ghosts, How to Beat the Horses, Hot Dog Boogie, I'm not a Tree, 12 Days of Christmas, Knute Rockne, Crazy Mixed up Song, Hosana, Out of Gas, Rats in my Room (MONO ONLY) Jan 13, 1974
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ANIMALS 2104: The topic is funny songs about animals. Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Walter Wart the Freaky Frog, and lots more trash and treasures. Plus 8-year-old rapper Grandmaster Jax and Knucklehedz, Kirby Krackle, Phil Spector's most Demented song, and Q-Anon Girl (the only political song), drdemento.com Jan 23, 2021
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Up in Smoke, Smoke Smoke Smoke, Seven old Ladies Locked in the Lavatory, Open up the Door Hiram, Baby Sitting Boogie, Mr. Custer, Won't you Come Home, Tennessee Birdwalk, Cocaine Lil, I Want my Baby Back, Thing, Boobs a Lot, My Dead Dog Rover, Dragnet goes to Kindergarten, Shaving Cream, Who's on First Oct 8, 1978
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HUNTING: Fall in the United States, Hunting Song, Basketbal Jones, Bedrock Anthem, Fly on a Plane, Trigger Happy, Zombie Jamboree, We Eat Kitty Cats, Hunting Tigers out in India, I Shot Bambi's Mother, Food Innuendo Guy, Yosemite Sam, Weather Forecast, Hog Killing Day, PC, Second Week of Deer Camp, 30 Point Buck Nov 7, 1993
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SUPERHEROES 2103: For Inauguration Day, here's a show devoted to the kind of person we hope our Presidents can be -- a Superhero! Here are songs and sketches about superheroes from Aquaman to Howard the Duck, plus a few about actual Presidents. www.drdemento.com Jan 16, 2021
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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Dallas, I'm the Slime, Ugly, Telephone Man, Mountain Dew, I Like You Better Drunk, Ambrose, Brother Can you Spare a Dime, Give me that Old Unemployment, Someone ate the Baby, I Had Sex with Pacman, My Ding-a-ling, I Like Food, I Want to be a Life Guard, Pencil Neck Geek, Bras on 45, Harry's Jockstrap May 16, 1982
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Tibetan Memory Trick, Man on the Flying Trapeze, Another one Rides the Bus, Horace the School Bus Driver, Sister Mary Elephant, Public School Lunch, College Life, Poisoning Pigeons, Japanese Banana, Mr. Gallager & Mr. Sheen, Days of the Week montage, Astro Boy, Space Invaders, Punk Polka, It's Still Billy Joel, My Sharona Oct 5, 1980
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BASEMENT TAPES 6 2102: Here's Dr Demento's Basement Tapes #6, for your dementing pleasure! Includes Weird Al's demo of "Yoda" plus "Star Wars Cantina," and the first Demented hits by Henry Phillips and the great Luke Ski, plus "Deteoriorata," "I'd Rather Have a Bottle In Front Of Me," "The Trouble with Klingons" and lots more. drdemento.com [drdemento.com] Jan 9, 2021
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MEAT: White Trash Husband, Sea of Grass, Trapped in Iowa, Pac-Man is Naked and so Are You, Harry Potter, I'm the President, Must be the DNA, Chopping Broccoli, Timothy, You're a Hamburger, Spam, My Bologna, Sinister Lunch Meat, Roast Chicken Faces, Butcher Pete, Shatner, Amish Paradise, Great Idea for a Song Sep 19, 2004
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DINNER MUSIC: Martian Hop, Martian March, Space Invaders, I Want my Baby Back, Turning Japanese, Old Dope Peddler, Sophie Tucker for President, Communist Love Song, Gooey Duck Song, Nuts, Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Smoke that Cigarette, In Heaven There is no Beer, Making Love in a Subaru, Who's on First, Pencil Neck Geek Sep 28, 1980
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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2101: At last it's 2021! Our first show of the New Year features a few songs from the 1920s, and from more recent times, Viral Hits from the internet. Plus lots of requests and other surprises. Jan 2, 2021
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THE BEATLES: Mother's Lament, Glorious, Strip Polka, Charlie Brown, What I Did last Summer, What's it Like to be You, Biddy McGraw, Psycho Chicken, Bicycle Seat, Invasion, Screaming Beatles, Ringo, Frankenstein Meets the Beatles, Pop Hates the Beatles, L.S. Bumblebee, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Gilligan's Island Stairway, We Love Barney Fife Mar 11, 1990
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FUNNY 25 2052: The Funny 25 countdown for 2020 is here, along with some after-Christmas songs. (Anything that refers to Christmas in the past tense qualifies!) Dec 26, 2020
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VACATIONS: Good Old Days, What I did Last Summer, We Don't Need the Men, Bob, Batman, Hey Robin, Ukelele Blues, Sidewalks on Parade, Jesus Loves Me but He Can't Stand You, Pinhead will Survive, I Need a Vacation, Big Bear Lake, Songs of Beach Time Fun, Cloud 9 Motel, Nails, This is Ponderous Aug 4, 1991
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CRISPIN GLOVER INTERVIEW: Happy New Year, My Favorite Diseases, Eat It, After Christmas Syndrome, Shock Treatment, I Like Boys, Sorry, Dueling Rappers, Thousand Points of Light, Laurie, Overture, New Clean Song, Istanbul, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Eat too Much Jan 7, 1990
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HOLIDAYS 2051: We celebrate many holidays in December, but Christmas has inspired the most Deemented songs of any holiday in the whole year, anywhere! Most of them have to do with the celebration itself -- the parties, the presents, Santa and his accomplices. Enjoy your favorites, old and not so old, on our third and final all-new holiday show of 2020. www.drdemento.com Dec 19, 2020
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DEE-JAYS PART 2 ON KMET: Do You Think I'm Disco, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, 50 Ways to Beat your Lover, Tibetan Memory Trick, Wet T-Shirt Night, Smut, Hollywood Holiday, Long Beach, El Monte, Azusa, Me and my Vibrator, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Rubber Biscuit, Space Invaders, Another one Rides the Bus Dec 7, 1980
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DEE-JAYS PART 1 ON KMET: Christmas Carol, Cows Don't Fly, This Bus Won't go to War, Christmas Greetings 1967, 12 Days of Christmas, Crazy People, Run Paint Run, Fish License, Nighthawk Blues, Mr. Radio Man, Stay-up Stan, DJ Theme Song, Chaos, Old Payola Roll Blues, Ajax Liquor Store, What is a DJ, He Ate too Many Jelly Doughnuts Dec 7, 1980
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HOLIDAY 2050: Our second holiday show for 2020 is an eclectic delight, with rad new sounds (Osaka Popstar plays Daniel Johnston, and Josh Turner joins stratospheric harmonizers T.3), hardy perennials like "Green Christmas" and Tom Lehrer's "Christmas Carol", plus a half hour of Hanukkah Dementia, and a tribute to David L. "Squiggy" Lander. Dec 12, 2020
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POLICE SQUAD INTERVIEW: Guitarzan, Lizzie Borden, Two Triple Cheese, Intro and Outro, Washington Portrait, My Daddy is President, Hi-fi Shop, Loving You has Made me Bananas, Police Squad Theme, Policeman's Song, Say Mama, Asteroids, Ballad of Irving, Yoda, Take Off Feb 28, 1982
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(KLSX LIVE) TINY TIM INTERVIEW: My Attorney Bernie, One Million Lawyers, Mickey Mouse Mambo, Gobble Song, Alice's Restaurant, I Saw Mr. Presley Tiptoe Through the Tulips, School Days, My Blue Heaven, Kitty from Kansas City, Nowhere Man, Mr. Ed, Moisture, Wild Thing, Penis Envy Nov 20, 1988
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HOLIDAYS 2049: Happy Holidays everybody! Here's the first of my three Christmas/Chanukah shows for 2020, featuring Weird Al, Yogi Yorgesson, Cheech & Chong, Albert Brooks, They Might Be Giants, Victor Banana, Seymour Swine, Barnes & Barnes, and lots more crazy carols and mad madrigals for your Demented delight. Dec 5, 2020
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TRIP AROUND THE WORLD WITH IAN WHITCOMB: Dreams of old Los Angeles, Blue Hills of Pasadena, Cable Car Concerto, Delicado, Arima Tonight, Marry an Ugly Woman, Sixpence, Vana Vana, Hot Pretzels, Laughing Song, Romania Romania, New York's my Home, Home in Pasadena, Pico and Sepulveda Nov 16, 1993
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TOP TEN 2048: The last Top Ten of 2020, plus the Dr Demento Show debuts of "Christmas Ferret," "Fett's Vette," "Small Penis," "Pac-Man Is 40 and So Should You," "I'm Wise," "Don't Let My Hair Dye Run," and other Demented Delights. Some rare Demented oldies too! Nov 28, 2020
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CHRISTMAS IN JULY: Teenage Lobotomy, Woke up This Morning, Worry, Ape Call, Hey X-Men, In my Country, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Christmas Balls, O Holy Night, It's an Axl Christmas, I Want an Alien for Christmas, I Farted on Santa's Lap, Blue Christmas, Santa's Gonna Kick your Ass Jul 16, 2000
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ALL AMERICAN: Don't Touch That, Squashed Bugs, New Jersey, Yahoo Resort, They Drive me Brady, Interstate is Coming Through my Out House, Fried Chicken, Coleslaw, My Dog Ate Nolan Ryan, Van Lingle Mungo, Saturday Night Fish Fry, Beer Gut, Cow Patti, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Kick Ass U.S.A. Jul 5, 1992
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THANKSGIVING 2047: Here's a Demented Thanksgiving feast with all the trimmings! We celebrate food, with Weird Al, Brak, Arlo Guthrie and more...the year 2016 A.D. (All Demented), a little First Century Dementia, and some genuine musical turkeys too. If you're celebrating alone, call up a friend and have them listen in sync with you! drdemento.com Nov 21, 2020
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TOM LEHRER PROFILE: Merry Minuet, Night after Night, Little Rascals, Couch Potato, Rock me Jerry Lewis, Leprosy, Evil Dope, Why am I Down, Yuppiedrone, Be Prepared, My Home Town, Bright College Days, Smut, Seduced, Wally Wingert interview, You Look Marvelous, Star Drek, Shaving Cream Apr 6, 1986
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FORGOTTEN RECORDS: Step Right up, Valley Girl, Trouble with Klingons, Highly Illogical, Stallone Again Naturally, Beatnik, Back When my Hair was Short, On the Amazon, Video Games, Hey Little Cobra, Killer Fish Sticks, Blob, Mother's Lament, Cubic Refugee, Kinko the Clown, Fish Heads May 30, 1982
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NO TOPIC 2046: No big special topic today -- but plenty of Demented diversions, including songs about earthquakes, insects, subways (including a Tom Lehrer rarity), and five listeners' choices for songs that hit their happy spots! Also a memorial for Alex Trebek, and 2 1/2 minutes about the election. Nov 14, 2020
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KMET PART 2: We're the Mouseketeers, Mary Ann McCarthy, You Can't Judge a Book by it's Hair, My Mammy, My Home Town, Hog Killing Day, Cockroach Stomp, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, I'm Tired, Get a Load of This, Ying Tong Song, Used Car Dealer Blues, Davy's Dinghy, Deteriorata (MONO ONLY) Jun 9, 1974
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KMET PART 1: Let me Play with it, Go Go Pogo, Good Time Girl, Crazy Mixed-up Song, Donkey Serenade, Gentry's Gin, Cool Water, Pinto Pony, Pistol Packing Mama, I Had but 50 Cents, Reluctant Cannibal, Broadway New York, 2001 Fools, Son of Irving, Let's Do it, As Time Goes By(MONO ONLY) Jun 9, 1974
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TOP TEN 2045: The Top Ten for October, plus some fascinating story-songs with intricate wordplay, getting into surrealistic streams of consciousness. BTW, nothing about the election! Nov 7, 2020
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HALLOWEEN: Please Mr. Gravedigger, Grandpa's Grave, Dance Macabre, Headless Horseman, Horror, Timothy, Awful Truth, Wobblin Gobblin, Looney Tune, I Want to Bite your Hand, My Old Flame, Shrivel Up Oct 29, 1978
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HALLOWEEN: Goblin Girl, Haunted House, Skeleton in the Closet, Pumpkin Man, Ghost Walk, Screaming Ball at Dracula Hall, I Put a Spell on You, Spider & the Fly, Human Fly, Dead, It's Halloween, Spooky Boogie, Putting on the Ritz, Dracula Oct 31, 1982
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HALLOWEEN 2044: Part 2 of our Halloween frightfest for 2020 brings you another two hours of spooky tunes and scary melodies, old and new! Check out the covers: "Monster Mash" by the Dollyrots, "I Put A Spell On You" by William Shatner, "Re: Your Brains" by the Whiffenpoofs, and "Dracula's Wedding" by Josh Turner. Oct 31, 2020
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KMET PART 2: Louise, Dead Frogs, Lumanian Love Song, Christmas Tree Song, Santa Claus is Dead, My Home Town, Jollity Farm, Plexiglass Toilet, Give us Back our Hostages, He Ate too Many Jelly Doughnuts, Pueple People Eater Meets the Witch Doctor, Moose Turd Pie, Locked in the Closet with You, Mr. Bill Dec 9, 1979
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KMET PART 1: Don't Bang on the Piano, Beam me up Scotty, Telephone Man, Dirty Old Man, Daddy's Money, Money, Vowels, 2001, Beverly Hills Blues Festival, Cinderella, Let's Make Lust, Twilight Bone, Biggest Parakeets in Town, Snails & Slugs, El Pizza, Copycat Game, Ode to Gary Coleman, Jonah & the Whale Dec 9, 1979
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HALLOWEEN PART 1 2043: Here's Part One of my two-part Halloween Fantasy for 2020! Lots of haunted hits, and new things too. Happy Birthday Weird Al! Oct 24, 2020
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HAWAII: Hot Rod Lincoln, Joe's Garage, Song of the Sewer, I Taut I Taw a Putty Tat, Hula Medley, On the Beach at Waikiki, Hawaiian War Chant, Hawaiian Lei Song, Aloha Oe, Hit me with your Rhythm Stick, Green Garden Hose, Boozy Nights, Ballad of Irving, Pencil Neck Geek, Do You Think I'm Disco? Sep 23, 1979
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CHRISTMAS: Christmas Requests, Santa & the Touchables, Jingle Bell Drag, Deck Yourself, Cartoon Christmas, Little St. Nick, I Found the Brains of Santa Claus, 12 Gifts of Christmas, Jingle Bells, White Christmas, Open me First, Christmas Around the World, Rudolph the Brown Nosed Reindeer, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 25, 1983
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FOOTBALL/HUNTING/HALLOWEEN 2042: Today we celebrate football season, hunting season, and Halloween. We're also having an election, which is incredibly important, but you've heard so much about that I'm giving you two hours off! Oct 17, 2020
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FIFTY YEARS OF DEMENTIA PART 2: 1955-1980 Jun 15, 1980
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FIFTY YEARS OF DEMENTIA PART 1: 1931-1954 Jun 8, 1980
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NON-OBJECTIONABLE DEMENTIA 2041: Now and then someone objects to something I play on the show. Can anything Demented be totally non-objectionable? This topic has inspired some lively exchanges on the Dr. D Official Facebook Group, and on this show we look into some of those. Oct 10, 2020
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WILLIAM SHATNER INTERVIEW: War of the Worlds, Star Drek, Summer Spaceship, Pico and Sepulveda (NOTE: This stream contains the inerview only, not the entire episode.) Jul 3, 1977
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KZME 2012 + BONUS 2018 APPEARANCES: Fish Heads, My Dead Dog Rover, Apathy Song, Pretty Little Thing, Pencil Neck Geek, Yoda, Thing, Beat on the Brat, School Cafeteria Jan 19, 2012
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CLOTHES 2040: 2020 Sucks, Weird Al Presents America Is Doomed: The Musical, Save Me Obama, and lots of funny songs about clothes on this all-new Dr. Demento Show! Oct 3, 2020
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CLASSICAL NEW YEAR 2017: Thing, Nights in the Lab, Bulbous Bouffant, Temptation, Office Supplies Unite, Carrot Juice is Murder, Me like Hockey, Intro & Outro, Beat on the Brat Dec 31, 2017
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CLASSICAL NEW YEAR 2016: Adele's Laughing Song, Carioca, When Trump was a Lad, 18th Century Drawing Room, Holiday for Strings, Tubby the Tuba, Bricklayer's Story Dec 31, 2016
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TOP TEN 2039: Here's the Top Ten for September...last one before the election! Plus three Doctor songs (none of them about MD's), three non-anal songs with anal titles, and more listeners' choices for the funniest song ever sung. Sep 26, 2020
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DO-WOP: Happy Boy, Wrong Song, Honeymooner's Rap, What if Your Girlfriend was Gone, Toe to Toe with the H.M.O., What I Want is a Proper Cup of Coffee, On the Good Ship Lollipop, Rip Van Winkle, Mr. Bass Man, Charva, Rubber Biscuit, Your Horoscope for Today, Ode to my Car, Albuquerque, Viagra in the Waters Jan 9, 2000
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ANYTHING ANYTHING: Football Season's Over, Lonesome Kicker, I Want my Baby Back, Psycho Chicken, Street Meat, Boy Wonder I Love You, Song of the Sewer, Dead Puppies, Smells like Karen Carpenter, Take me out to the Ball Game, Nitrous Oxide High, Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Ugly, Pocket Pool Feb 6, 2011
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FUNNIEST SONGS EVER 2038: More of the funniest songs ever written, as picked by individual listeners. Some old reliables, and one I hadn't heard before! We also celebrate the 40th anniversary of "Another One Rides the Bus," and the 40th anniversary of Whimsical Will's first appearance on the show. Sep 19, 2020
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FINALLY A KMET FRIDAY: Time Warp, Pico & Sepulveda, Fish Heads, Another one Rides the Bus, Stardrek, Pencil Neck Geek, Bleepies & Beer, Dead Puppies, Poisoning Pigeons, They're Coming to Take me Away Jul 10, 2009
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FUNNIEST SONG YOU EVER HEARD 2037: On the Dr D Official Facebook Group, a listener recently asked people to name the funniest song they ever heard. On this show I play 24 of the answers, plus more trash 'n treasures! Sep 12, 2020
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WEATHER: 500 Robots, Giant Robot Store, Batman, Deodorant Song, That's Mathematics, History of Rock, I Got Stoned and I Missed it, Weather Channel Song, April Showers, Oy it's so Humid, Monster Hash, Charlie Something, Inner Voice Apr 3, 2005
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HAIR: They're Here, Little Blue Man, Happy Noodle vs. Sad Noodle, Who Shot J.R., Locked in the Closet with You, Don't Touch me There, Snow, Hair, Uneasy Rider, Get a Haircut Dad, Bang my Bald Spot, Aliens Really Stink, Army Careers Mar 20, 2005
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JOBS 2036: We celebrate Labor Day with Demented songs about jobs of all kinds, from K-Mart manager trainee to colo-rectal surgeon, from recording artist to trash collector. I'll also spin the Logan Awards winners, and a wonderful new song by Andy Merrill recorded at Brakingham Palace. Sep 5, 2020
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SCHOOL: Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Wildwood Weed, America, Weather Forecast, Earache my Eye, Charlie Brown, Sister Mary Elephant, Roger Boom, Fatal Beatings, High School Gym, Lunch Lady Land, Shatner, What if your Butt was Gone, Liar Sleeps Tonight Aug 29, 2004
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COMPANION ANIMALS: 7-11, Junkfood Junkie, Freeway to Stairbird, California Kid, Send me to Glory in a Glad Bag, One that Doesn't Suck so Bad, Harvey the Wonder Hamster, Hamster Love, Tie me Kangaroo Down, Gift Horse, Stealing like a Hobbit Aug 22, 2004
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TOP TEN 2035: The Top Ten for August, parodies that are claimed to be better than the originals, a few school songs, and some neat new stuff. Aug 29, 2020
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CATS/JOE Bevilacqua INTERVIEW: Bitchin Camaro, I Don't Wanna get Drafted, Grandpa Died Laughing, Happy Boy, Punk Polka, High School Song, Yogi Bear meets Celebrities, Siamese Cat Song, When Cats Take Over the World, Whiskers and Me, Arnold Rap, Carrot Juice is Murder, Star Trekkin Aug 24, 2003
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TRACTENBURG FAMILY SINGERS INTERVIEW: 9 Coronas, What I like About Booze, Patrick the Spoiler, Kill the Wabbit, Teeth Clenched, God Must've Spent a Little Less Time, I Wish, 99 Dead Baboons, Brand New Key, I'll Scratch your Back, Reinstalling Windows, Ozzman, Viagra in the Waters Aug 17, 2003
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OTHER ANIMALS 2034: Having celebrated cats and dogs this month, we now turn to horses, birds and insects, and other animals that have become part of our lives in various ways. Plus we have a new arrival--the one and only WAPC (Wet Ass Pussy Cat)! Aug 22, 2020
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LABOR DAY: Sink the Bismark, Jolly Green Giant, One Dead Singer, Fart in an Elevator, Bang on the Drum all Day, It's Labor Day, K-mart Blues, Dog Eat Dog, LP's Worth of Tunes, Big Fat Road Manager, My Attorney Bernie, When I was a Lad, Bricklayer, Who Farted, Pachelbell Sep 1, 2002
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SONGS WITH I: Too Hot for You, Reverse Viagra, Dirty Socks, Leader of the Laundromat, Barf Construction, Frank's not in the Band Anymore, I'm Normal, I Like, I Love Me, I am Cow, I Kissed a Girl, I'd Rather have a Bottle in Front of Me than a Frontal Lobotomy, Chainsaw Juggler Aug 4, 2002
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DOGS 2033: This week's show goes to the dogs! The second in our series of pet shows has over an hour of Demented doggie ditties and canine classics - plus "Coughing In the Donald's Face" and other scandals. Aug 15, 2020
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BACK TO SCHOOL: Freaker's Ball, Reggae Popeye, My Virtual Girlfriend, Revenge of the Nerds, Polkadot Undies, Sister Mary Elephant, High School Gym, School Cafeteria, Lunch Lady Land, Status Back Baby, Fatal Beatings, My Dead Dog Rover, She's a Guy Aug 26, 2001
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TRANSPORTATION: Masochism Tango, Beat me Baby, Ouch, It Does not Pay to be Hip, Fight for your Right to Plunder, 3 Blind Jellyfish, I Love to Ride the Bus, PMS Airlines, M.T.A., Heaving on a Jet Plane, We Got a Stick for That, Suicide Hotline Aug 5, 2001
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CATS 2032: In August we're spotlighting companion animals! Cats are first up this year, with over an hour of Demented feline favorites. Aug 8, 2020
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LITTLE: Good old Days, Heaven is for Presbyterians, Chug-a-lug, Hampton the Hamster, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Puking in a Naked Girl's Bed, I Got a Small Thing, Short People, Little Blue Man, Little Toot, Little Boxes, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Debbie, Polkamon Aug 6, 2000
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BIG: Big 10-inch Record, Big Balls, Ode to the Little Brown Shack out Back, We are Dead, Teenage Romance, Who Put the Booger on my Beer Mug?, Viagra in the Waters, Your Feet's too Big, She's Big & Round, Big Leg Emma, Big Butt, Big Bottom, Chainsaw Juggler Jul 30, 2000
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BASEMENT TAPES #5 2031: Today's show features Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #5, complete and (mostly) uninterrupted. In the first hour, enjoy the Demented happenings of the year 2000, plus songs about underwear, baseball, and a steam-powered airplane. Aug 1, 2020
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UNRELEASED: Headline News, Framed, Little Toot, They're Coming to Take me Away, Spam, Happy Boy, Fresh out of Blues, 99 Dead Baboons, We Love Barney Fife, 7-11, Locked in the Closet with You, Frozen Embryos, We are the Worms, Wet Dream May 16, 1999
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SCIENCE/TECHNOLOGY: Tubular Boobular, Hangover, Them Moose Goosers, Alimony Blues, Suncreen Song, Can you Dig it, Y2K, Maniac vs. Brainiac, Particle Man, Mr. Wizard & Timmy. Richter Scale, Why Does the Sun Shine, Chainsaw Juggler, Debbie May 9, 1999
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TOP TEN 2030: The Top Ten for July 2020, plus a look back at 1999, a Japanese food trilogy, and an hour of scrambled Dementia! Jul 25, 2020
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SWING MUSIC: Lumberjack Song, Look at me I'm Sandra Dee, Go Go Radio Moscow, Glory Glory Paranoia, Twisted, Toxic Swamp, Nellie the Elephant, Car Phone, I Wanna be Sedated, Jumpin Jive, Saturday Night Fish Fry, Jump Jive & Wail, Yoda, Scotsman Jul 19, 1998
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WELCOME BACK TO KLSX: Star Wars Cantina, Unzip my Doodah, Penis Envy, South Park Junkie, Monster Hash, Life's Gonna Suck, It Never Rains in Southern California, Ode to my Car, Hacker's Rap, Cows with Guns, Shaving Cream, Particle Man, Bulbous Bouffant Mar 29, 1998
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BLACK DEMENTIA II 2029: Part Two of our program of Black Dementia shows off more of the huge variety of entertainment that fits in that category, from the ridiculous to the sublime. Jul 18, 2020
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MEN: Mexican Radio, Birdhouse in your Soul, Green Garden Hose, 8th Wonder of the World, Dachsunds with Erections Can't Climb Stairs, Men, I Like em Big and Stupid, Put Another Log on the Fire, Sensitive New Age Guys, Some of my Best Friends are Strait, Monster Hash, Dungeons & Dragons Jul 20, 1997
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WOMEN: Boy Wonder I Love You, Reggae Popeye, Shaddup you Face, One Ton Tomato, Call any Vegetable, K-Mart Blues, King Tut, Skinny Girls, Smart Girls, My Girlfriend is Inflatable, Me and my Vibrator, I Wish I Was a Lesbian, Do the Picard, Really Safe Sex, On the Shoulders of Freaks Jul 13, 1997
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BLACK LIVES MATTER 2028: This show features more than an hour of great Demented music and comedy from artists who happen to be Black. From Bert Williams and Cab Calloway to Richard Pryor and Sir Mix-a-lot, the great ones are out in force. First of two parts. (Note: On the Pryor track he tells why he dropped the N-word from his act; in the process, he speaks the word several times. It is the last track in the show). Jul 11, 2020
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CHEESE/PIZZA (KSCA): Plexiglas Toilet, Gremmie out of Control, Mama Rap, Day after Day, Killer Bees, Television Ruined my Life, Hong Kong Phooey, Transfusion, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Answering Machine, Happy Boy, Cheese Shop, Pizza Song, No Anchovies Please, Ode to my Car, Mr. Twister (MONO ONLY) Jul 7, 1996
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CANADA: Man Song, Monster, 10 Coronas, Jones Polka, Wet Dream, Bicycle Seat, Rudolph got a Haircut, Bald Head, Take Off, Little Toot, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Hockey Night in Canaada, Carrot Juice is Murder, Polka-Dot Undies, Bulbous Bouffant, Boot to the Head Jul 7, 1996
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AMERICA 2027: America's a better than average country, as countries go. I'll celebrate some of its good points, and call out some of its bad ones, on the show debuting (appropriately enough) on the Fourth of July. I'll also commemorate the late Carl Reiner. Jul 4, 2020
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STUPIDITY LIVE ON KSCA: Dare to be Stupid, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Birdhouse in your Soul, Maniac vs. Brainiac, 3 Jerry's, OJ Chorus, 30,000 lbs. of Bananas, Teddy Bear's Picnic, Calling All Cows, I Like Boys, Robin the Boy Wonder, Butthead Rap, Wolfman Jack, Like Sucks then you Die, I Kissed a Girl, Hey Batman 95 (MONO ONLY) Jul 2, 1995
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CIRCUS: Mad at my Mother, Ugly Baby, Them Moose Goosers, Moose in my House, Catch it and you Keep it, It's Still Billy Joel to me, Doors, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Chicken Fat, That's Mathematics, Step Right up, Bozo's Song, Man on the Flying Trapeze, Nellie the Elephant, Dead Elephant Dance, Redneck Stomp, OJ-O Jun 25, 1995
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TOP TEN 2026: Here's the Top Ten for June 2020 - halfway through this tumultuous year! Plus more trash and treasures, summertime songs, and a whole set of Happy Songs. Jun 27, 2020
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CANADA, LIVE ON KLIT: Take Off, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Human Race, Religion & Politics, Buzz the Fuzz, Theme from the Monkees, Intergalactic Laxative, Pokka Dot Undies, Ain't it a Beauty, Ring Dang Doo, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Bras on 45, 500 Miles, Fish Heads, Dead Puppies Jul 10, 1994
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LOUNGE MUSIC: Led Zeppelin Reunion Tour, Bald Guys, I Love Rock & Roll, Who Drank my Beer, Do the Picard, Way-outs, Shock Treatment, Needle Boy, Whole Lotta Love Boat, Mr. Nicotine Man, Particle Man, Lazin' in the Shade, Just a Gigolo, You Don't Love me Anymore, Down with VEG, Hittin Bedrock Jun 26, 1994
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FATHER'S DAY 2025: There are more songs about mothers than about fathers, but father songs are more likely to be Demented! Some of the best ones, and maybe one or two of the worst, are on this week's show. Jun 20, 2020
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SUMMER SPORTS: Trip to Jurassic Park, Alligator Wine, Bicycle Wreck, Harry's Jockstrap, Bob Dylan's 300 Game, Bicycle Seat, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Stepped in What, Death & Baseball, Take me Out to the Ballgme, Fishing with Fred, 9 Coronas, Up Jurassic Park, When I Was a Dinosaur Jun 27, 1993
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PSYCHIATRY/FATHERS: Twisted, Split Level Head, Dr. Freud, I Love my Dad, My Father's top Drawer, Alley Oop, Teenage Lobotomy, Another Puff, Yum Yum Tree, Let it All Hang Out, My Home Town, Dog with Plastic Stomach, Rubber Biscuit, Uneasy Rider, Psycho Chicken, My Ding-a-ling Jun 20, 1993
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FUNNY PARODIES/FROGS 2024: A Dr Demento double feature this week -- parodies of songs that are already funny, and some cool songs about frogs. The second set really stinks, though! Jun 13, 2020
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MILIARY LIVE ON KLSX: I'm a Nut, There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Lake, 99 Dead Baboons, Ape Call, Little Danny Quayle, Touch Yourself, Shop-around Sue, Sweater, Talknig Vietnam Potluck Blues, United States Marines, Oh How I Hate to Get up in the Morning, No Time for Sergeants, Rioting to the Hits Jun 14, 1992
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SUMMER SPORTS: My Dead Dog Rover, Leona in Jail, Bad Haircut, Who's on First, Taco Grande, Health Club Song, Trouble Every Day, Take me Out to the Ballgame, I Wanna be a Lifeguard, Bicycle Wreck, Baseball Card Lover, Intro & Outro, Dial 1 for Help, Bathroom on the Right, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Ren & Stimpy Jun 7, 1992
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BASEMENT TAPES #4 2023: Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #4 is the most sought-after CD in the series; we ran out years ago! Hear it complete on this show. Plus hot new stuff and some cool Demented oldies! Jun 6, 2020
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ETHNIC DEMENTIA: Stranded in the Jungle, Sushi Baby, I'm a Wimp, Nails, Baby Zone, Great Green Gobs, Don't get Killed, Your Feets too Big, Pepino the Italian Mouse, Shuttup you Face, Born in East L.A., Shake your Tuckas, Spam, My Ding-a-ling, Thank God I'm a Jewish Boy, Give Peaks a Chance May 26, 1991
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ETHNIC DEMENTIA LIVE ON KLSX: I was Stoned and I Missed it, Little Toot, Chicken Lips & Lizard Hips, Ice Age Baby, Neanderthal Man, Just to Feed my Dog, Legend of the U.S. Titanic, Blah Blah Blah, Who Stole the Kishka, Handsome Harry the Hipster, Oh Vlade, Ooh Don't Touch That, 7-11 May 26, 1991
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TOP TEN 2022: 1991 was a busy year! The 20th Anniversary Collection, our all time best-seller, was released on CD and cassette...we had a gala 20th Anniversary concert, shown on Comedy Central...and the Doctor interviewed Tom Lehrer. This week's show has highlights of all those, plus more of the Strangest Songs, and the Top Ten! May 30, 2020
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SMOKING: Another one Rides the Bus, Witch Doctor, Inka Dinka Do, Bart Simpson Rap, Famous Jews, I Want your Socks, Smoke that Cigarette, Another Puff, Smoking in the Boy's Room, Car Phone, Sensitive New-age Guys May 20, 1990
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(KLSX LIVE) ALCOHOL: Coffee Song, Stinky Breath, Rubber Duckie, Sweet Transvestite, Cocktails for Two, What I like About Booze, Chug-a-lug, Gentry's Gin, Nine Coronas, Hangover, Yoda, Boot to the Head May 20, 1990
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STRANGE SONGS 2021: What is the strangest song you know? A listener asked that question on the Dr. Demento Official Facebook group. Hear some of the amazing songs other listeners suggested on this show! May 23, 2020
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RECORDS, NATIONAL VERSION: I Love Me, Who's on 1st, Tennessee Bird Walk, SNITS, Hacker's Rap, When You Come to the End of a Lollipop, Because You're You, White Bread Rap, Guilty Rag, Ballad of Valdez, Big Ten-inch Record, Genie the Magic Record, Get out Those old Records, Break that Record, Elements, Fish Heads May 21, 1989
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KLSX LIVE, RECORDS: Everybody Wants my Fanny, Man from Harlem, In the River, Emily Litella, Keep Venice Nude, Final Exam, Doctor of Dementia, Hi-Fi Blues, Broken Record, Long Play Daddy, Hi Fi Shop, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Moose Turd Pie, Dead Puppies, Adam West May 21, 1989
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ALIENS 2020: Our topic today is aliens. Fascinating creatures, whose shape and size is limited only by our imagination! We also remember Little Richard, Florian Schneider and Jerry Stiller. May 16, 2020
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MOTHER'S DAY (NATIONAL): Step Right up, John & Marsha, Send me to Glory in a Glad Bag, Little Blue Man, Jimbo, Let It Out, Motherly Love, Rapping Mother, Mom Always liked You Best, My Corporation, Oh How I Hate to Get up in the Morning, Elvis is Everywhere, 9 Coronas, Fat May 8, 1988
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MOTHER'S DAY (KLSX LIVE): Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye, Rawhide, Surf's Gone, Life on the Fault Line, Cosmic Debris, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Nixon in '88, My Mother is a Space Cadet, Gino is a Coward, Spock Rap, Moose Turd Pie, Day after Day, Shaving Cream, Lasagna May 8, 1988
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MOTHER'S DAY/NUDITY 2019: A double feature for you today - Mother's Day plus Nudity. A couple of songs fit in both categories! May 9, 2020
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KLSX LIVE: Ballad of Jim & Tammy, St. George & the Dragonet, My Attorney Bernie, Beer Nuts, Burn Down the Cartoon House, Ding Dong Song, Would Jesus Wear a Rolex, Tell me a Story, On the Good Ship Lollipop, Iran Scam Medley, Squirrels, Big Balls, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian May 3, 1987
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MONTY PYTHON: Lumberjack Song, Coffee, Transfusion, I Want my Baby Back, There's a new Sound, Bury me in my Shades, Abba Dabba Honeymoon, Demented, I'm a Nut, Pet Shop, Spam, Argument, Eric the Half Bee, Living with a Hernia, Life Sucks then You Die, Vanna Pick me a Letter Apr 19, 1987
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MARIJUANA 2018: The crisis rages on, and our intrepid songwriters continue to inspire us. Hear the latest shining examples on each week's show -- then escape into the land of Dementia! This week, marijuana melodies through the decades. May 2, 2020
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AUSTRALIA: April Showers, Frankfurter Sandwiches, Hillbilly's Deck of Card, Hello DJ, Old Payola Roll Blues, Pub with no Beer, Tie me Kangaroo Down, My Stereo comes from Japan, Yoda, Big Butt, Mr. Comet, Rock me Jerry Lewis Apr 27, 1986
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KMET LIVE: Bicycle Seat, Daylight Savings Time, In the Mood, Psycho Chicken,, Social Disease, Gentry's Gin, Solfeggio, Earth Girls are Easy, Is that all There Is, Stinky Breath, Sweet Transvestite, Big Balls, Life in the Slaw Lane Apr 27, 1986
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BASEMENT TAPES 3/TOP TEN 2017: A tribute to Ian Whitcomb, PLUS Basement Tapes 3 complete, PLUS the Top Ten for April! Durty wirds on #4 and #6. Apr 25, 2020
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KMET LIVE: How I Spent my Summer Vacation, Boobs a Lot, Louie Louie, Name Game, Alphabet Song, Rocky Meets Moose, Punk Polka, 88 Lines about 44 Women, Big Balls, Acapulco Gold, Bilbo Baggins, Declaration of Independence, Earth Girls are Easy, Candy Rapper, Like a Surgeon Jun 30, 1985
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SINGING CARTOONISTS: Attack of the Killer Tomatos, Chickens for Peace, Drunkard Song, Mr. Frump, April Showers, It Ain't Gonna Rain no More, Just a Gigolo, Spam, Sidewalk Surfing, Loving You is Surfing You, Get a Load of This, Sister Mary Elephant, Wet Dream Apr 21, 1985
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STORY SONGS 2016: Here's another Dr. Demento Story Hour -- "Mississippi Squirrel Revival," "Crispy Critters," "Albuquerque" and more that are as good the eleventh time as the first -- plus Earth Day, "It's In the Book" (the one about Grandma's lye soap) and the Demented Year 1985. Apr 18, 2020
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ANSWER RECORDS: Beam me up Scotty, Shock Treatment, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Little Green Men, Dangerous Kitchen, Hooray for Captain Spalding, Chaos, Son of Irving, Purple People Eater and the Witch Doctor, He'll Have to Stay, Geek's Revenge, 3 Mile Island, I Lost on Jeopardy, Marvin I Love You Apr 15, 1984
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JEWISH DEMENTIA: Thing, My Attorney Bernie, Mr. Custer, It's in the Book, Who's on First, White Collar Holler, My Name is Larry, Would you Believe it, Basic Techniques of Jewish Motherhood, Pinkus the Peddlar, Walk on the Kosher Side, Brady Bunch, Ballad of Irving, Boogie in your Butt Apr 8, 1984
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EASTER 2015: Happy Easter! I've got a basket full of novelty tunes about bunnies and eggs (powerful fertility symbols for springtime!), plus "Eat It" and more from the Year in Dementia 1984...and farewell salutes to John Prine and music producer Hal Willner. Apr 11, 2020
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CANADA: Freaker's Ball, Seven old Ladies, It's in the Book, Money, Little more Gauze, Leader of the Blank, Mexican Radio, Beer Hunter, Vampire Beavers, Rodeo Song, Sister Mary Elephant, Reaganomics, Fast Food, Lock the Snack Bar, Pencil Neck Geek Apr 17, 1983
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FUGS: Two Dreadful Children, Teen Commandments, Rubber Biscuit, Snack Attack, Love in Bloom, Little Man, First Aid, Green Garden Hose, Hungry Freaks, Boobs a Lot, Dirty old Man, Henry Kissinger, Dentist, Stinky Breath, Kinko the Clown, Sctosman Mar 27, 1983
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STORY SONGS 2014: Once again we begin with new STORY SONGS songs (note: lots of f-words in the third one) but we soon move on to more pleasant topics - Story Songs, requests, the Demented Year 1983, and a YouTube star whose music videos have been a pleasant surprise (even though they're not comedy) while I'm voluntarily sequestered in Dementia Central. Apr 4, 2020
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PART 2, JOE SIRACUSA INTERVIEW: Rhapsody from Hunger, I'm in the Mood for Love, Strangers in the Night, 5-lb. Box of Cheese, Goodness Gracious Me, Bra Size 45, Moose Turd Pie, Teenage Lobotomy, Psycho Chicken Mar 28, 1982
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PART 1: Income Tax, Death and Baseball, Old Beer Bottle, Basketball Jones, Prep Rap, Raspberry Song, Illegal Smile, Wong Song, Acupuncture, Ratings, Sales Pitch, Frogger Lament, Mr. Rubiks, Beatles Rap Mar 28, 1982
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TOP TEN 2013: Here's the Top Ten for March - a month when the headlines were monopolized by coronavirus. This show features a dozen songs about that, all new this month (and all remarkably different from each other, musically and lyrically). Other great goodies too, including The Year of Dementia: 1982. Mar 28, 2020
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Death Jam, Love in Bloom, Seduced, Paralyzed, This Song is Boring, Repetition, We all Scream for Ice Cream, Dallas, All about Music, Raspberry Song, No Beer in Heaven, Teenage Lobotomy, Hamster Love, Bicycle Seat, Space Invaders Mar 29, 1981
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Martian Hop, Funky Gibbon, Protest Song, Love That Bomb, Daddy's Money, Cyclops, Weather Forecast, Can't Buy me Love, Rock and Roll Doctor, Uneasy Rider, It's in the Book, Who's on First, Lumberjack Song, Dead Puppies, Fish Heads Mar 22, 1981
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PSEUDONYMS 2012: Nearly all of the new songs and parodies that came in this week, and well over half the requests, have been for songs, old and new, that somehow relate to COVID-19 and especially the enforced "social distance" or whatever you want to call it. We are living in historic times! This show begins with a half hour devoted to that. For the rest of the show we move on to more pleasant territory with "Surprises in Disguises," songs by artists recording under pseudonyms Mar 21, 2020
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PART TWO KMET: Ringo, Gringo, Let's Misbehave, 50 Ways to Beat your Lover, Friend of a Friend of Mine, Don't Send my Boy to Prison, We Saw the Sea, Ying Tong Song, Please Please Me, Bounce your Boobies, Disco Sucks, My Bologna, Punk Polka, Ayatollah, Sports Page, Mr. Bill, Interview with Big Foot Mar 23, 1980
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PART ONE KMET: Louie's Market, Poisoning Pigeons, Psycho Chicken, Questions, Its a Heartburn, Cosmic Debris, Another Puff, Disco Tech, Cement Mixer, Barefoot Rock, Richter Scale, Beatles at 3 Mile Island, End of the World, Taking the Census, All the Jive is Gone, Davy Crockett, Pancho Lopez Mar 23, 1980
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY 2011: The St. Patrick's Day Parades may be cancelled, but my St. Patrick's Day show is ready for you now! The new show also features the Year in Dementia 1980 (and what a year that was!) and Carla Ulbrich's new CD. Mar 14, 2020
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Everybody Wants my Fanny, Bald Headed Woman, Pink Elephants on Parade, Bloat on, Studio 54, Eleanor Rigby, Mule Skinner Blues, You're the Pits, I've Got Tears in my Ears, Day in the Life of Green Acres, Dropout's March, My Ding-a-ling, Rubber Biscuit, Blob Mar 11, 1979
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Riot in Cell Block #9, Psycho, Creep the Tragic Cockroach, Ajax Mortuary, Tell me a Story, Love in Bloom, Pinball Wizard, Bingo, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, Ying Tong Song, Morning After, Bounce your Boobies, My Name is Larry, Dead Puppies, Fish Heads Mar 4, 1979
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BASEMENT TAPES #2 2010: This week's show features Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #2, including Whimsical Will's all time most-requested episode, Weird Al, Barnes & Barnes and 22 more, plus A Year In Dementia: 1979 and a mess of other goodies (and maybe a baddie or two). Mar 7, 2020
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KMET PART 2: Synagogue Rag, It's Better in the Dark, So Long Bing, Rock & Roll Hell, Food, Put the Bone in, I'm Nuts about Mutts, Cheese Shop, Who's on First, Golfing Blues, King Tut, Pet Shop, Pizza Song, Pencil Neck Geek, Time Warp, Shaving Cream May 21, 1978
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KMET PART 1: Walk on the Kosher Side, Punk Rock Christmas, Unbirthday Song, Delicious, There's no Lumbago in San DIego, What did that Man Say?, Be True to your School, Daffy Ditties, Rubber Duckie, Dear Jeepers, Song of the Woodpecker, Normal May 21, 1978
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TOP TEN 2009: Here's the Top Ten for February, together with The Year in Dementia 1978 (the year of Fish Heads, Titties and Beer, and our first Westwood One show) plus a curated selection of artisan-crafted Dementia from yesterday, today, and tomorrow. Feb 29, 2020
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PART TWO KMET: Spanish Inquisition, Duck Tail, Nixorcist, Skateboard Convoy, Cruising in Van Nuys, Argument, He Hit Me, Catch it and You Keep It, No No Song, Alvin's Orchestra, Thank God for Porno Mar 6, 1977
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PART ONE KMET: Back from the Shadows Again, Shut the Door, Eggplant Ate Chicago, You're the Pits, Buck Jones Ranger, Nobody, You Got your Baby Back, Minnie the Moocher, Disco Tech, Cabaret Boys, Ricochet Mar 6, 1977
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HAWAII 2008: Today I have a tropical treat for your February - demented tunes from Hawaii and other balmy climes. We also have another de-mo-mentous Year in Dementia, a few songs for Washington's Birthday, and I'll discuss two, that's two brand new books about "Weird Al" Yankovic!
(note: the fifth song in the show has a four-letter C-word which is very nasty in the USA, but less so in England, and is specifically used in the British context, which I explain after it plays). Feb 22, 2020
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KMET PART 2: You're not the Only Pebble, Chris Sanford Interview, Parrot Sketch, Deep Purple, Wild Bill Hiccup, Rubber Biscuit, Little More Gauze, Some People Think Chickens Have Lips, Meditation, Walk on the Kosher Side, Beep Beep, You Got Your Baby Back, Waffle Whiffer, It's a Gas Feb 22, 1976
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KMET PART 1: I am the Greatest, Man in the Red Flannel Drawers, Purple People Eater, Alfred Packer, High School U.S.A., Uncle Josh Playing Golf, Old McDonald, Battle of Yorktown, Civilization, Monotonous, Another Puff, Knockers Up, Getting a Haircut, Garage Sale, Pet your Rock Feb 22, 1976
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FIRST BASEMENT TAPE 2007: This week we salute another great Year in Dementia, 1976. Also a tribute to that amazing entertainer Orson Bean, and the very first Dr. Demento Basement Tape in its entirety. Feb 15, 2020
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KMET PART TWO: Song of the Prune, Alfred Packer, Timothy, Any Ice Today Lady, Large Dark Aardvark, Hut Sut, Oh Mr. Mitchell, Jake Walk Blues, Crawl out Through the Fallout, Martian March, Minnie the Moocher, Yellow Submarine, It's a Gas, Boobs a Lot (MONO ONLY) Feb 9, 1975
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KMET PART ONE: Everybody Wants a Little Peace, Pizza Man, Guilty Rag, Santa Barbara Earthquake, Day after Day, Wild Thing, Lovely Weather for Ducks, Jelly Bean, Chula Vista, Felix the Cat, Siamese Cat, Knockers Up, Smut, Sweet Violets #2, Great Bell (MONO ONLY) Feb 9, 1975
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DEMENTED LOVE SONGS 2006: Can a song (or a person) be both Deeeeeeeeemented and romantic? Check out this week's show for more than 90 minutes of deeeemented love songs, plus the Demented year 1975 and other surprises. Feb 8, 2020
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PART TWO KMET: On Top of Spaghetti, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, On Top of a Pizza, Beep Beep, Cockroach Stomp, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, Purple People Eater, Doughnut Song, Birthday Cake Polka, My old Flame, Dear Judge, Go See Seattle, Dirty Love, Martian Hop, Cigarette Song, Bounce your Boobies, Shaving Cream, Clean Song (MONO ONLY) Feb 3, 1974
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PART ONE KMET: Poisoning Pigeons, Loving You has Made me Bananas, Drunkard Song, What me Worry, Rubber Duckie, White Christmas, News of the World, Mummy, Dr. Hackenbush, Grunt Song, Oh Johnny, Blue Tail Fly, Martian March, Battle of New Orleans, Through Thick and Thin, Mildred our Choir Director, Dying Business, Hyena Baby (MONO ONLY) Feb 3, 1974
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REQUESTS 2005: Requests rule on this week's show! Over an hour of individual requests, from all over the funny-music map, plus the Top Ten for January. Feb 1, 2020
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PART TWO KMET: Cave Man, Butch Barbarian, Monkey and Babboon, Zorro, Bozo, Circus Song, Bridget Bardot, Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend, I'm no Angel, Viper's Dream, Let Your Linen Hang Low, Mechanical Man, Wisconsin Wiggles, Ain't we Crazy, 12 Days of Christmas, Delicious, Davy's Dinghy Jan 28, 1973
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PART ONE KMET: Big Leg Emma, Manhattan Spiritual, Man from Harlem, Boston Tea Party, Animal Crackers in my Soup, With her Head Tucked Underneath her Arm, Hunting Blues, Hound Dog, Transfusion, How Dry I am, I Love Onions, Reefer Man, When the Levee Breaks, Teen Commandments, Walter Wart, Pale Blues Jan 28, 1973
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COMEDY HISTORY 2004: Since 1994 Dr D has given talks on comedy and music history almost every year at his alma mater, Reed College. This show features an adaptation of one of those, a survey of 20th Century spoken comedy on records, sketches and standup (and a couple of songs). Plus "A Year In Dementia" (1973), the Demented News, a short tribute to Terry Jones, and more. A few F-words toward the end, and a few ethnic slurs typical of the times (but no N-words). Jan 25, 2020
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PART TWO KMET: Nightmare Song, That's all Folks, Dirty Robbers, High Noon, Street Fight, What's up Doc, Alligator Wine, Baby it's Cold Outside, Leader of the Pack, Santa's Beard, My Two Front Teeth, Shotgun Boogie, 16 Tacos, Go Go Go, Help Me, I'm no Communist, Monster Mash, Christmas Balls Dec 10, 1972
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PART ONE KMET: Snatch and Grab it, Destination Moon, On Top of old Smokey, Song of the Sewer, Three Bells, Just a Gigolo, Guy with the Voodoo, Minnie the Moocher, Pistol Packing Mama, Santa and the Purple People Eater, I Want You for Christmas, Captain Video, Chicken Walk, Taming the Tiger Dec 10, 1972
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RANDOM CHOICE 2003: This is like a random choice show - except I switched some of the random choices to things I thought really deserved, or even needed, to be heard! Some new things and requests too. Hope you like it - comments welcome at drdemento.com or the Dr D Official Facebook group. Jan 18, 2020
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RECREATION of an episode from February 1971, voiced by historian Jeff Morris. NOTE: The Doctor does not appear in this stream. Feb 11, 1971
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RECREATION of episodes from January 1971, voiced by historian Jeff Morris. NOTE: The Doctor does not appear in this stream. Jan 7, 1971
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2002 RADIO MORNING SHOWS: A topic we haven't covered before - Demented Hits from Radio Morning Shows. There've been a ton of them - "The Devil Went to Jamaica," "Squirrels" and "We Love Barney Fife" for starters. Some surprises too. Our historical recap of The Years of Dementia reaches 1971 - an offhand guess I made that year about the show's future would come very true eight years later. Jan 11, 2020
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RECREATION of episodes from November/December 1970, voiced by historian Jeff Morris. NOTE: The Doctor does not appear in this stream. Nov 26, 1970
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RECREATION of episodes from October/November 1970, voiced by historian Jeff Morris. NOTE: The Doctor does not appear in this stream. (MONO ONLY) Nov 6, 1970
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NEIL INNES TRIBUTE 2001: We lost some good people over the holidays, including Neil Innes, co-founder of the Bonzo Dog band, who also provided lots of music for Monty Python and the Rutles among many others. Dr D recorded a 55-minute interview with Neil in 1994, and it's all on this show, the first time it's been heard since then. This show also has a tribute to Don Imus, and the debut of an exciting new feature celebrating the show's 50th anniversary. (Note: the survey of Demented hits created for radio morning shows has been rescheduled for Jan. 11th). Jan 4, 2020
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AUDIO TORTURE CHAMBER: compilation of this feature 1987-1991 with the WORST songs ever! Jan 1, 1987
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FUNNY 25 1952: The Funny 25 countdown for 2019, plus After-Christmas, New Year's, and a tribute to Uncle Vic of "Space Invaders" fame. Dec 28, 2019
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DANCE PARTY: Rhapsody from Hunger, Russian Bandstand, Like a Dribbling Fram, Donna Summer on the Radio, Along Came Jones, Mildred our Choir Director, Punk Polka, I Can't Dance, Madison Time, Masochism Tango, Mystery Dance, Funky Gibbon, Ikey & Mikey, Kinko the Clown Aug 21, 1983
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BIRDS: 3 Blind Jellyfish, Driving in my Car, Can't Get my Motor to Start, Old Beer Bottle, 51 Beers, Friends, Marvin I Love You, Surfing Bird, Bluebirds over the Mountain, Rockin' Robin, Betty the Birdwatching Bride, Woodpecker, Silicon Valley Guy, Smoke Two Joints, Yoda Aug 14, 1983
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HOLIDAYS 1951: Our Christmas celebration winds up this year with more old favorites and new surprises. Special added attraction: hilarious hits for Hanukkah! One f-word (along with a box of candy and a piece of fruit) in the fourth-from-last song, otherwise PG-13. Dec 21, 2019
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(KSCA LIVE) LOVE SONGS: Doors, Let's Blow up the Tow Truck, Rubber Biscuit, Grandmother's Song, Cows with Guns, Talking Cat, Life Sucks then You Die, A Little More Gauze, Crazy, John & Marsha, Love Song, Juanita Beasley, Fire Water Burn, In my Country, Ode to my Car, Bulbous Bouffant Jan 19, 1997
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JOHN LANDIS INTERVIEW: Hooray I'm Going Away, Cheese Shop, Up in Smoke, Juanita Banana, Hello There, Nobody, Fish Heads, Pass the Udder Udder, Be Prepared, Minnie the Moocher, Stand-up, When I See an Elephant Fly, Louie Louie, I Love Me, Pencil Neck Geek, My Dead Dog Rover, Sweet Transvestite Oct 1, 1978
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HOLIDAY 1950: Holiday show number two for 2019 once again puts the spotlight on Santa Claus, aka St. Nicholas, the saint who with a slight alteration of his name became the King of secular Christmas. More requests, more new songs (one created just a few days ago) and more beloved oldies. One F-word in the third-from-last song. Dec 14, 2019
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KMET PART 2: Yingle Bells, Christmas Carol, 12 Days of Christmas, Seeing Red, Fallout Shelter, Friendship, Having a Love In, Reckless, I Get a Kick out of You, Mr. Sandman, I Thought I Saw a Puddy Tat, Michael's Market, Old Sow Song, Betty Boop, I Love Onions, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Cocktails for Two, San Francisco, Big Bear Lake Dec 3, 1972
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KMET PART 1: William Tell Overture, Fishing Blues, Saturday Night Fish Fry, One Meatball, Big Movie Show in the Sky, Too Pooped to Pop, Genie the Magic Record, Drinking Wine Spodeodee, I Got Loaded, Cool Water, Honky Tonk Train Blues, Beat me Daddy 8 to the Bar, Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy, Minnesota Polka, North Dakota Moon Dec 3, 1972
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HOLIDAYS I 1949: Here's the first holiday show for 2019. Santa gets no respect in some of our songs this week! Dec 7, 2019
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ROCK & ROLL: Big 10" Record, Pinball Wizard, DOA, Yakety Yak, Bang on the Drum all Day, Friends, My Attorney Bernie, Hot Nuts, Stinkfoot, Mother's Lament, Plexiglass Toilet, Take off your Clothes, Bras on 45, Dwarf Tossing, My Ding a Ling, Earache my Eye, Fish Heads Apr 25, 1993
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FLO & EDDIE: I'm my Own Grandpa, Go Play in Traffic, Merchant's Lunch, Derby Town, Buffalo, Fox in Socks, Haley's Comet, Goodness Gracious Me, Flo & Eddie Theme, Eddie Are you Kidding, TIbetan Memory Trick, Wasn't That a Party, Someone ate the Baby, I Hate when that Happens, Marvin, Dare to be Stupid Feb 9, 1986
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BARNES & BARNES INTERVIEW/WINTER/TOP TEN 1948: Our 2019 holiday celebrations begin as for the first time in over 20 years we welcome Barnes & Barnes for a "Holidaze in Lumania" interview! Plus a first-hour Free-for-All with lots of winter wondersongs, and the Top Ten. Nov 30, 2019
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LIVE AT TOWER RECORDS (Part 2): Beep Beep, Horace the School Bus Driver, Jerry the Junker, Boris the Spider, Freckle Song, I Wanna Kiss Her, Beer Drinking Song, Fussy Eater, Bedrock Rap, Commercials on 45, Fish Heads, Yoda, I Get Weird, Dead Puppies, Smoke-off, I Had Sex with E.T. Oct 10, 1982
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LIVE AT TOWER RECORDS (Part 1): Dr. of Dementia, Marina Men, Green Acres, Jumping at the Record Shop, My Name is not Merv Griffin, I Used to Work in Chicago, Casey at the Bat, What is a DJ, Dirty Love, Seduced, Don't Touch me There, Fruit Song, Ethel Pump, Peek-a-boo, Earthquake Song Oct 10, 1982
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TURKEYS 1947: Happy Thanksgiving! Once again this year I have tons of tunes about our annual feast day, famous and obscure, sincere and cynical, but mostly a little skeptical. After that, it'll be time once again for musical turkeys - the absolute worst! Nov 23, 2019
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Bird on my Head, Hunting Song, Hurry Bury Baby, Football, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Gloomy Sunday, Middle of the House, Old Philosopher, Divorce, Roger Boom, Locked in the Closet with You, Terrible Operation Blues, On the Amazon, Crusher, Spam, Martian March, King Tut Sep 24, 1978
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DRINKING & SMOKING ON KLSX: My Girl's Pussy, I'm a Mainframe, Famous Jews, Cocaine Blues, Booger on my Beer Mug, Too Young to Drink, Smoke that Cigarette, Another Puff, Smoking in the Boy's Room, Noctural Stumblebut, Wappin', No Smoking, Ooh Don't Touch That, Smoke-off May 27, 1990
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CLASSICAL 1946: Here's another salute to classical music, which is also known as "serious music". Being serious, it's very fertile territory for spoof and satire, as many artists inside and outside the field have discovered. This is a sequel to our May 4, 2019 show, with just one piece duplicated. Nov 16, 2019
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LEONARD KOREN INTERVIEW (KMET PART 2): Ling Ting Tong, Rub a Dub, Singing in the Bathtub, Rubber Duckie, Rain Montage, Bathtub Song, Splish Splash, Window Shopping, Hamster Love, Geek's Revenge, Party, Old Doggies, Stardrek, Vatican Rag Dec 11, 1977
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KMET PART 1: Spider in the Bath, TV Blues, Videotape, Nixon Victory March, Punk Rock Christmas, Davy's Dinghy, Belly Button Song, Grandmother's Song, Cocaine Habit, Good King Kong Looked Out, Elmer's Tune, Hanukah is Here, Death to Disco, Santa Jaws Dec 11, 1977
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PSYCHIATRY II 1945: In which we wrap up our comedy-music survey of mental disorders, and the sane and sometimes insane things we do to treat them. Nov 9, 2019
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CAFFEINE: Vanna Pick me a Letter, Word from Farkle, Spectrum Song, Why Does the Sun Shine, Star Wars Cantina, George Bush Language Center, Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Grandma vs. the Crusher, I Want a Proper Cup of Coffee, Stress, Coffee, Too Much Coffee, Java Jive, Liar Sleeps Tonight, Shatner, What if your Butt was Gone Sep 12, 2004
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FUNNY 25 FOR 1991 (NATIONAL VERSION) Dec 29, 1991
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PSYCHIATRY 1944: Mental illness, psychosis and neurosis, is a very serious issue - but it has inspired a whole lot of really funny songs over the years. Some are goofy, some are profound. Many were written by eminently sane people, but others - who knows? This week we also have the Top Ten for October. Nov 2, 2019
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KMET PART 2: Hand me Down my Jogging Shoes, Saber Dancer, Eggs, General Hospitale, Throw it out the Window, Short People, Tall People, Jimmy Durante Nose, Dead Puppies, Laugh and be Happy, Space Invaders, It's not Nice to Fool Mother Nature, Big Balls Jul 12, 1981
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KMET PART 1, LEON REDBONE INTERVIEW: Old King Louie, Green Garden Hose, On Top of a Pizza, Ballad of the Baseball Strike, Cocktails for Two, Duncan, Paralyzed, Talking John Birch, Attack of the 50-ft. Woman, Lovesick Blues, Seduced, Bicycle Seat Jul 12, 1981
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HALLOWEEN 1943: Here's Part Two of the all-new Spooky Tunes and Scary Melodies show for 2019! (The October Top Ten debuts on November 2). Oct 26, 2019
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Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Smoke Off, Harvey & Sheila, Split Level Head, Purple Haze, Tour of New York, Beam me up Scotty, Bumblebee in a Nudist Colony, Secretary Song, Time Warp, Hamster Love, Ballad of Irving Sep 17, 1978
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CHRISTMAS ON KSCA: Christmas Wrapping, Christmas at my House, Frosty the Snowman, Hula Holiday, You can Sue, Night Before Christmas, Rudolph the Bald Headed Reindeer, I've Got some Presents for Santa, Christmas Pudding, All I Want for Christmas is my 2 Front Teeth, Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer Dec 25, 1994
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HALLOWEEN 1942: The nights are cooler and the Jack O'Lanterns are glowing and it's time once again for our Halloween shows! Here is the first of two new shows for this year, including old favorites, new discoveries and a whole lot of your requests. Oct 19, 2019
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KMET PART 2: Garage Sale, Harv Kirshner, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, Marvin's Duckie, Idiot Song, Ballad of the Everyday House Wife, Monkey Bite, Normal, Let me Bang your Box, In Someone's Sneakers, Wet Dream, Take a Walk on the Kosher Side, Argument Clinic, Gumball Wizard Feb 15, 1976
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KMET PART 1: Mummy, Boris Pilloris, If, No Wedding Bells for Me, Cockroach Stomp, I'm Popeye the Sailor, Man on page 602, Wreck of the Old '97, Yankee Doodle, Don't Put Onions on your Hamburger, Are You for Real?, Lobster Woman, Worms, Hippity Hop, Hostility Rag, Condom Feb 15, 1976
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POTTY HUMOR 1941: Our topic today is something we're all familiar with - toilets! Commodes! In other words, potty humor! I've never declared that as a special topic before, but judging by all the requests that came in, this should be one of our most popular topics ever. Oct 12, 2019
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DR. WHO 40TH ANNIVERSARY: Music Sex & Cookies, Cupcakes, Loving you has Made me Bananas, How Many Clowns in a Car?, 18 Wheels on a Big Rig, Ballad of Johnny Holmes, In my Country, Maniac vs. Brainiac, 7-11, Who is the Doctor, Doctorin the Tardis, Robot Cat, Dying Cub Fan's Last Request Nov 9, 2003
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EXERCISE: Brady Bunch, Sunday Driving, Outside the Hospital, Boys Just Want to Have Sex, Radio Russia, Ying Tong Song, Chicken Fat, Back When my Hair was Short, Dentist, Vampire Beavers, Cool Down, Elements, Eat it, Marvin I Love You Feb 19, 1984
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OBSOLETE 1940: Today's topic is Funny Songs (and spoken bits) about Forgotten Phenomena. Many of these were very popular on the show when they first came out, and many are still hilarious (I'll say a few words now and then to explain things). Also a pop-up topic - Things On Fire (that aren't supposed to be). Oct 5, 2019
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WORLD WAR II, GUEST ON IAN WHITCOMB: Adolf, Remember Pearl Harbor, I'm Sending a Letter to Santa Claus, Der Fuehrer's Face, Yankee Doodle Spirit, Johnny Zero, Coming in on a Wing and a Prayer, Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition, Stalin Wasn't Stallin, I'm a Cranky old Yank (MONO ONLY) Dec 5, 1991
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TOP TEN/COUNTRY 1939: The Top Ten for September 2019, plus a fun little stack of crazy Country! note: Top Ten song #3 has the f-word, repeated to the point of absurdity! Sep 28, 2019
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KMET PART 2, SCATMAN CROTHERS INTERVIEW: Give me Nuclear Power, Rawhide, I'm the Scat Man, I've got Rhythm, What a Nice Kid like You Doing in a Place like This, Transfusion, Marijuana Polka, Still no Sign of Land, Healthy Attitude, Slide Trombone, Psycho Chicken, Mr. Bill Jul 20, 1980
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KMET PART 1, STUART PAUL INTERVIEW: Freaking at the Freaker's Ball, Darth Vader, Please Mr. Carter, Tacos for Two, Soba Song, Teenage Romance, Top of the Pyramid, To Mommy, It's a Heartburn, Okie from Muskogee, Boats, Guys are not Proud, Dead Rubber Pigs, One Hippopotami Jul 20, 1980
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ANIMALS 1938: More animal songs this week...Demented tunes about animals in the zoo, animals in the wild, and animals in our imagination! Plus Talk Like a Pirate Weekend, A Statistically Significant Love Song, and what you can do with a time machine (but maybe shouldn't). Sep 21, 2019
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William Tell Overture, Honey Don't you Want a Man like Me, A Little More Gauze, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Lyle Crosby interview, Purple People Eater, Trouble with Harry, Tell me a Story, Step Right up, Lulu, New Horizons in Music Appreciation, Martian Boogie, Making Love in a Subaru, My Name is Larry, Who's on First Sep 10, 1978
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(KLSX LIVE) HAIR: Hooray for Captain Spalding, Plastic or Paper, Abominable Snowman in the Market, After Christmas Syndrome, Happy New Year, Shoehorn with Teeth, Machines, Sushi Baby, Lee Harvey was a Friend of Mine, My Hair, Duck Tail, Almost Cut my Hair, Uneasy Rider, Boobs a Lot, Doctor in the Tardis, Fish Heads, Dead Puppies Jan 8, 1989
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FARM 1937: On Dr. Demento's farm, he grows funny songs instead of chickens or rutabagas. He has a bumper crop this time and plays about 90 minutes worth on this show! Plus some hot new stuff in the first half hour. Sep 14, 2019
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PART TWO KMET: Let's all Sing like the Birds, Dry Bones, Predictions for 100 Years from Now, News of the World, On the Good Ship Lollipop, Oozing Cyst Blues, Sidewalk Surfing, Short Dresses, Traffic Song, Cherokee Dance, Ole Svenson, Shaving Cream, Ed Barbara, Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, Loving you has Made me Bananas, Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Duke of Ook Apr 6, 1975
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PART ONE KMET: April Showers, It Never Rains in Sunny California, I Took my Organ to the Party, Psychedelic Love, Giving it to Mary, Beer Barrel Polka, Java Jive, Doap, Sweet Marijuana Brown, Smut, Let's Do it, I Said no, Down by the Station, Cable Car Concerto, Nina Cocka Nina, When I'm Cleaning Windows, Take off your Clothes, Are you a Turtle, All by Myself Without my Ape Apr 6, 1975
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FRUIT 1936: Our topic today is fruit, featuring the funniest fruit of all! We also have a generous first hour Free-For-All with Groucho, Carlton the Doorman and Randy Rainbow's latest. Fragrant fumes and durty wurds in the very last track. Sep 7, 2019
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COWS: Moo Moo, Blind Willie Feldman, Vampire Frogs, Building for the Future, Demented News, It Never Rains in Southern California, Talking Seattle Grunge Rock Blues, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Alphabet Song, Einstein, Richter Scale, Mutant Cows, Werecow, New Age Girl, Microsoft Word Jan 29, 1995
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STAR TREK: Curly Shuffle, April Showers, Green Garden Hose, Drip Drip Drip, Rub-a-Dub-Dub, Inside or Out, Siamese Cat, K-mart Blues, Hacker's Rap, Teenage Brain Surgeon, Ape Call, Trouble with Klingons, Highly Illogical, Star Trip, Star Trekkin, Second Week of Deer Camp, Adam West Apr 2, 1989
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LABOR DAY 1935: Happy Labor Day, everyone! Dr. D worked overtime to bring you a show with songs about work that are fun to listen to, PLUS the Top Ten for August, PLUS a half-hour free-for-all to start the show! Aug 31, 2019
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KMET PART TWO: Beam me up Scotty, Time Warp Dance medley, I Can't Dance, I Won't Dance, Disco Tech, Jones Laughing Record, Animal, Disco Duck, Three Drunk Newts, Mrs. Jaws, Purple People Eater, Harv Kirchner, My Name is Larry, Fish Heads Apr 29, 1979
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KMET PART ONE: (FIRST TWO MINUTES VERY NOISY!) Broadway New York, Daylight Savings Time, One of these Days Pow, Cocktails for Two, Funky Gibbon, We Saw the Sea, Foreign Legion of Love, Transistorized Sweetheart, Flakes, Canasta, I am an Astronaut Apr 29, 1979
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SCHOOL 1934: With most kids back in school, once again we celebrate all things scholastic -grade school, high school and college! Also a few songs about snack food, and a tribute to the late Kip Addotta ("Wet Dream.") Aug 24, 2019
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Crusher, Gimme that old Unemployment, You Went the Wrong Way old King Louie, Your Love is Like Nuclear Waste, What's up Doc?, Light my Fire, Minnie the Moocher, Them Toad Suckers, Johnny had a Yo Yo, Ain't we Crazy, Normal, Leader of the Laundromat, They Don't Make Nun Names, Beep Beep, Elements, Dead Puppies Sep 10, 1978
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HALLOWEEN PART 1: Time Warp, Gobblin Girl, Casting my Spell, Monster Concert, Nightmare on my Street, Zombie Stomp, It's Alive, Carmen Miranda's Ghost, Midnight Stroll, Halloween Spooks, I Want to Bite Your Hand, Vampire Bat, Vampire Sleeps, Werewolves of London, Psycho, Werecow, Nature Trail to Hell Oct 22, 1995
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CATS 1933: There are not as many cat songs as there are dog songs, but some cat songs are extra special, and very demented! Lots of those on this week's show, along with a tribute to the late Dick Price, and a 50th anniversary salute to Disneyland's Haunted Mansion, with former Mansion employee Whimsical Will. Aug 17, 2019
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KMET PART 2: Laugh Laugh Laugh, Who's on First, Rubber Duckie, Rose-Colored Glasses, Whiffenpoof Song, Sweet Violets, Dinghy Song, Jesse James, Crepitation Contest, Highly Illogical, Shaving Cream, Old Sow Song, Ain't we Crazy (MONO ONLY) Apr 28, 1974
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KMET PART 1: Happy new Year, 3 Little Fishies, Golden Grid Iron Boy, Constantinople, Drowning in the Surf, Minnie the Moocher, Pub with no Beer, Un-birthday Song, Mummy, My Little Grass Shack, Euphoria, Cable Car Concerto (MONO ONLY) Apr 28, 1974
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DOGS 1932: The dog days are here, and the Doctor has 90 minutes of Demented dog songs and sketches for you. Plus the Ravings of John McCullough, and Whimsical Will's fateful trip down that Old Town Road! Aug 10, 2019
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CIRCUS: Fibber Island, It's the Real World After All, Song of the Sewer, Song Inside my Head, Witch Doctor, When I was a Dinosaur, My Jellyroll, Robot Parade, Ritalin, Circus Song, Bozo Song, Man on the Flying Trapeze, Nellie the Elephant, Animal Uprising, Bad Influence, Wet Dream. Peter Parker, Devil Went to Jamaica Jul 14, 2002
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TWO LIVE JEWS INTERVIEW: Little Blue Man, Mrs. Fletcher, Jailhouse Iraq, Nails, Hunting Song, Daffy Duck Rhapsody, Deer Hunting, I Shot Bambi's Mother, Yosemite Sam, Those 2 Dreadful Children, My Neighbor's Kids, Kosher as They Want to Be, Shake your Tuckas, Clothes of the Dead, If You Knew Souter, We Love Barney Fife, Oy It's so Humid Oct 21, 1990
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FISH 1931: Still a whole lot of funny fish songs in the Lake of Dementia, so this week we're back to catch some more! Plus lots of your requests in the first hour. Aug 3, 2019
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KMET PART TWO: It's no Laughing Matter, King Tut, Woody Woodpecker, Shrivel Up, Little Wooden Whistle, Candy Man, Huntington Park, Happy Feet, Smoke Off, Hello DJ, My Dead Dog Rover, Commercials, Pencil Neck Geek, Sweet Transvestite Oct 15, 1978
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KMET PART ONE: Sister Jenny's Turn to Throw the Bomb, Creativity in Action, Ralph & Herbie, Hippity Hop, Disc Jockey Blues, A Song with a Peal, Ballad of Bloody Guts, Piles of It, Roots, Come up and See me Sometime, Rabbit Hash, Onomotopeia Oct 15, 1978
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TOP TEN 1930: "Raining Tacos" has been "weaponized" in Florida! This week's show is dripping with taco tunes, and money, and moose turds...and of course, the Top Ten for July. Rated PG-13 for Randy Rainbow's latest tribute to our great leader, and a few other durty wurds. Jul 27, 2019
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(KLSX LIVE) JOHN CHRISTIANSON INTERVIEW: Can't get my Motor to Start, Heaven is for Presbyterians, How Come my Dog Don't Bark, Robin the Boy Blunder, Melanie, Every Little Bug, I Ain't Hep to that Step, Cocktails for Two, Dragnet, Wyatt Earp Makes me Burp, Nine Coronas, Contra Rap Jan 31, 1988
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FRED BLASSIE INTERVIEW: Gilligan's Island Stairway, Gonna Buy me a Dog, Hail to the Jewish Mother, Animal House, Teen Commandments, School Cafeteria, Go Go Pogo, Ticklish Ruben, Camelot, I'm a Nut, My Way, Ode to the Little Brown Shack out Back, Hamster Love, Snoopy & the Red Baron, King Tut Sep 3, 1978
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GAMES 1929: Our topic is Games - all kinds of games, but mostly the less athletic kind - video games, role-playing games and the like - plus the 50th anniversary of the moon landing (July 20) and the 30th anniversary of something a little more Demented. Jul 20, 2019
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KMET PART 2: Singing in the Bathtub, Crusher, Ape Call, Jelly Roll's First Cousin, Zoot Suit, Jerry the Junker, Bread Line Blues, I'm the Greek Ambassador, Boobs a Lot, Delicious, Ain't we Crazy, Split Level Head, Dueling Tubas Apr 8, 1973
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KMET PART 1: Polly Wolly Doodle, Farmer's Life, I Scream You Scream, Calamity Jane, Putting on the Ritz, Open the Door Richard, Tell me Mama, Chloe, Nose Job, Riders in the Sky, Who Pumped the Wind in my Doughnut, Eh Cumpari Apr 8, 1973
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SOUND EFFECTS PART TWO 1928: Here's Part 2 of our sound effects extravaganza, a tribute to Mad Magazine, and more! Jul 13, 2019
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BIRDS: Trigger Happy, Political Science, Turning Japanese, Surfing with Britney, Bertha Butt Boogie, Three Idiots I, Tennessee Bird Walk, Bird on my Head, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, I Want a New Duck, Dead Parrot, Biggest Parakeets in Town, Horrible Movie Song, 99 Dead Baboons May 20, 2001
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THE FIFTIES: One Hen, Insomnia, In the Mood, Loch Ness Monster, Abominable Snowman in the Market, Jump Jump, Charlie Brown, Be Prepared, Ballad of Davey Crewcut, Kookie Lend me Your Comb, Within You Without You, Miss Goggins & the Gorilla, Squirrels, Happy Happy Joy Joy Jun 28, 1992
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ALL-TIME FUNNY 25 1927: And here's the All-Time Funny 25! The most requested songs and stories in the 49-year history of the Dr. Demento Show, counted down from #25 to Number One. (A few extras are heard at the start of the show). Jul 6, 2019
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KMET HOUR 2 & 3, NIXON & CHRISTMAS: He's Our Al, I'm Gonna Vote for a Republican/Democrat, They Like Ike, High Hopes, Abe Snake for President, We'll Ride with Nixon, Nixon's the One, Tricky Dicky, Watergate Blues, Nixorcist, White Christmas, Santa Fly, Have a Jewish Christmas, Night Before Christmas, Monster's Holiday, Randolph the Flat Nosed Reindeer, Chincy old Scrooge, Be Kind to your Street Corner Santa Dec 22, 1974
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TOP TEN 1926: Top Ten time for June! For the rest of the show, the theme is America. A very broad theme for a very broad country. A couple tracks were even recorded in England, but they're about America. Jun 29, 2019
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SUMMER/BEER: Bird Bathroom, Macenroe's Breakfst, Someone ate the Baby, Too Darn Hot, Swimming Song, I Like Beer, Beer Barrel Polka, Glorious Beer, 99 Bottles of Beer, In Heaven there is no Beer, Pub with no Beer, How Many Burps in a Bottle of Beer, Who Drank my Beer, 15 Beers Ago, Those 2 Dreadful Children Jul 31, 1983
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CHRISTMAS IN JULY: Battle of Kookamunga, Be Prepared, Tattooed Lady, Buffy come Back, Donald the Dub, I Found the Brains of Santa Claus, Wreck the Halls, Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer, Hostility Rag, Red Wing, Running Bear, Galaxy Song, Silicon Valley Guy, I Love Rocky Road Jul 10, 1983
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RANDOM 1925: Normally each show has a topic these days, but this one does not, which makes it abnormal (even more than most of my shows!) Most of the songs were picked at random. Some tried and true favorites along with many we haven't heard in years. Jun 22, 2019
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CHRISTMAS IN AUGUST: Madalena Hadalena, Dirty old Man, I'd Rather be Dead, Hello this isn't Anna, Desecration Rag, Abominable Snowman, All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth, Twelve Gifts of Christmas, Birthday, He Hit Me, My Name is Larry, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten Aug 27, 1978
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(KLSX LIVE) ALL REQUESTS: Lumberjack Song, Jar Song, I'm a Boinger, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Walter Wart the Freaky Frog, N.F.L., Chalk Dust, Learn How to Drive, Elvis is Everywhere, When Harpo Played his Harp, Santa Baby, You're Ugly, Beastie Wrap, Scotsman, Ballad of Irving Sep 27, 1987
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FATHER'S DAY 1924: Happy Father's Day! Here's an hour of funny fatherly favorites, plus a tribute to my late colleague Dr. John, some of your requests and a few provocative animal songs. Jun 15, 2019
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KMET PART TWO: I'm my own Grandpa, Rat, Tarzan, Animal, Wonderful World, Born to be with You, Johnny Appleseed, Dinghy Song, Statesboro Blues, Take it Easy Greasy, Sweet Marijuana Brown, Fine & Mellow, I Got Loaded, Singing in the Bathtub, Pink Champagne (MONO ONLY) Nov 19, 1972
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KMET PART ONE: Green Door, Red Rider, I'm no Communist, Talking John Birch, Frankie & Johnny, Zorro, Abba Dabba Honeymoon, It's a Gas, Hodad of the Year, Turkey Trot, Tom Joad, Dear Oakie, Route 66, East L.A., Santa Catalina, Broadway/New York, Tree (MONO ONLY) Nov 19, 1972
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FISH 1923: This week's topic is fish...and fishing! Got a bucketful of funny songs about scaly-swimmy-finny creatures, from their point of view and ours, and a hearty free-for-all in Hour One. First of two parts (the second round arrives on August 3). Jun 8, 2019
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CATS: Cause I'm a Blond, My Dead Dog Rover, Stop Dragging my Car Around, How Come my Dog Don't Bark, Walleye, Vampire Beavers, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, I Taut I Taw a Putty Tat, My Girl's Pussy, Cows with Guns, Viagra in the Waters Aug 27, 2000
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IAN WHITCOMB CO-HOST: Mad Dogs & Englishmen, Laughing Policeman, Ying Tong Song, Pet Shop, My Old Man's a Dust Man, L.S. Bumblebee, Ouch, I'm the Urban Spaceman, When I'm Cleaning Windows, Lily the Pink, Disco Sucks, Her Majesty Aug 5, 1979
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SOUND EFFECTS 1922: For over a century, recording artists, and comedy song artists especially, have occasionally (or frequently) used sound effects to illustrate a point or simply for fun. Many listeners have suggested examples, and we'll hear some rare and great ones on this week's show. We'll also bid farewell to Leon Redbone and Tony Glover. Jun 1, 2019
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KMET PART 2, JOHN BELUSHI TRIBUTE: Boogie Man, Lonely at the Bottom, Louie Louie, Thunder Road, John Belushi interview, Flip Flop Fly, Pasadena, Los Angeles, Sideboard Song, Frogger's Lament, E-I-O, Russian Bandstand, Punk Polka, Three Drunk Newts, Yoda, It's Good to be the King, I Like, Take Off Mar 7, 1982
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KMET PART 1: Boobs a Lot, Sit on my Face, I Got it from Agnes, Do the Donkey Kong, Meadow Muffin Blues, Winestoned Plowboy, Peter's Doughnuts, Rabbit Hash, Cowboy Needs a Horse, Peter the Meter Reader, Tennessee Bird Walk, Why a Duck, Pet Shop, In the Mood, Romping through the Swamp, Roll me Over Mar 7, 1982
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TOP TEN 1921: The Top Ten for May 2019. The Official Dr D Facebook group was very busy this week, and this show has a whole lot of your requests, plus Andy Merrill and Dr D singing "Shaving Cream" at East Coast Comicon! May 25, 2019
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Martian Hop, 30 Thousand Pounds of Bananas, Purple People Eater, Some People Think Chickens have Lips, Making Out, Father of a Boy Named Sue, Night Fever, Mahna Mahna, Lost my Stash, Psycho, Biddie McGraw, Who's on First, Time Warp, Pencil Neck Geek Aug 20, 1978
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(KLSX LIVE) FATHER'S DAY: Hey Batman, I Want a new Duck, Bad Bad Murphy Brown, Spam, It Ain't the Meat, Demented News, Mr. Custer, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Bury me in my Shades, It's Just my Kids, Poor Papa, I'll Flip you like a Cheese Omelet, Happy Happy Joy Joy Jun 21, 1992
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FAVORITES 1920: Not long ago there was a fine discussion on the Dr D Facebook group in which listeners named their favorite Demented Disc of all time. I figured that was worth turning into a show, and here it is! May 18, 2019
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KMET LIVE PART 2: Old Ben Lucas, Up your Nose, Take me out to the Ballgame, Ain't Nobody's Business, Beans, Beatles will Get You, Giggles, Crawl out Through the Fall Out, Surfer Dan, Powerhouse, Groundhog, I Ate the Baloney, Rubber Biscuit, He hit Me, Bounce your Boobies Jan 16, 1977
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KMET LIVE PART 1: Mary Queen of Scots, Crazy Words Crazy Tune, Howling at the Moon, Proud Mary, Dancing in the Nude, In the Mood, Come up and See me Sometime, Little Blue Man, Ain't we Crazy, Sidewalk Convoy, Acne, Telegram, Great Bell, Ajax Liquor Store, Peanut Boogie Jan 16, 1977
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MOTHER'S DAY 1919: It's another Mothers Day show. Mothers and others with an open mind and a sense of humor are welcome to listen! Free-for-all in the first hour, with some kinky bits in the second segment (note the song titles). May 11, 2019
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THE YEAR 1983: I Love Rocky Road, Galaxy Song, Gitarzan, Great Bell, Pizza Dude, Bacon Bombs, Monster, Wax your Carrot, Boogie in your Butt, New York New York, Lock the Snackbar, Smoke Two Joints, Buffy Come Back, South Park Junkie, Kenny was a Kid from South Park, Me like Hockey, My Pants go Down Mar 29, 1998
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WATERGATE TENTH ANNIVERSARY: Beep Beep, Cars & Driving, Fast Food, Beatles Rap, Fairfax Ave., Private Eye, We'll Ride with Nixon, Break-in, Telltale Tape, Down at the Old Watergate, Nixorcist, Nixon's the One, Moonlight Swim, Vampire Beavers, 99 Dead Babboons, Rapmaster Ronnie, She's Big & Round Aug 5, 1984
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CLASSICAL 1918: Rural hip-hop is big these days. I played a song about that a dozen years ago! That one is on the show again this week, along with the Canadian song The Simpsons wanted to use but couldn't get permission. Plus an hour of classical music spoofs - PDQ Bach, Spike Jones, Florence Foster Jenkins and more. May 4, 2019
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KMET PART 2: Home montage, India, Hungarian Goulash, Thunder Road, Going Quackers, Carter gets a Phone Call, Reagan Interview, I Want to be Spock, Day in the Life, Psycho Chicken, My Girl's Pussy, Gumball Wizard, Drugs, Fish Heads Jan 25, 1981
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KMET PART 1: We're Coming to your House, Deteriorata, home montage, Girlfriend, Bicycle Seat, Nagasaki, I am What I am, Back from the Shadows, Up in Smoke, Non Skid Manure, Window Cleaner #2, Vaccum Cleaner Hoses, Yankee Doodle Jan 25, 1981
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TOP TEN 1917: The Top Ten for April 2019, plus three (3) new songs inspired by Avengers:Endgame, several listeners' choices for a future All Time Funny 25, and lots more surprises new and old. Apr 27, 2019
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Middle of the House, Beam me up Scotty, Obscene Phone Bust, Herbert the Pervert, Everybody Wants my Fanny, I Love Onions, Thank God I'm a Rich Kid, Dueling Tubas, Masochism Tango, Harry the Hairy Ape, Locked in the Closet with You, Gumball Wizard, Who's on First, King Tut, Another Puff Aug 13, 1978
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LIVE ON KMET: Old Philosopher, Twisted, K-mart Blues, Java Jive, Toast, Last Laugh, It's the Real World After All, Lottery, Private Life, Political Science, Roger Boom, Evil Dope, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Robert Hillburn, Bad Attitude, Sweet Transvestite, It's a Gas, Wet Dream, Existential Blues Mar 9, 1986
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EASTER/EARTH DAY 1916: Easter is this weekend...and the very next day is Earth Day. We'll celebrate both, along with the first novelty song to hit #1 on the pop charts in ages (and a parody of that song as well)...plus a whole lot of garbage! Some cuss words in the second song. Apr 20, 2019
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CHRISTMAS PART 2: I Want You for Christmas, My Birthday comes on Christmas, Beatles for Christmas, Little St. Nick, On the Night Before Christmas, Bebop Santa Claus, Have a Jewish Christmas, Wreck the Halls, Santa Claus & his Old Lady, Ho Ho Ho, Snoopy's Christmas, Christmas Balls, 12 Gifts of Christmas, Deck the Halls Dec 19, 1976
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CHRISTMAS PART 1: Squirley Christmas, Nutcracker Suite, Night Before Christmas, Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas, Super Skier, White Christmas, Santa Jaws, In the Mood, My 2 Front Teeth, Hanukah Music Box, Christmas Dragnet, Dallas Cowboys, Surfer's Christmas List, Wonderful Day Dec 19, 1976
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ALCOHOL II 1915: Here's the promised sequel to our March 9 festival of funny drinking songs. Plenty of hilarity, even if you don't imbibe! Tattoos and tomatoes too (and a few naughty words). Apr 13, 2019
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MARRIAGE: White Lightning, Just a Coffee, Disease Song, H&R Grunt, Drake on the Move, Particle Man, Dude Airways, Android, Confession Hotline, Rock & Roll Wedding, Big Bad Bill, Take my Wife Please, Divorce, Hello I Love You, The Battle of New Kuwait Apr 14, 1991
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GEORGE CARLIN INTERVIEW: Rodeo Song, Funky Gibbon, Daddy's Money, Asteroids, Plexiglass Toilet, Pac-Man Fever, Take Off, Pennies from Heaven, Doctor Jokes, Pac-Man, Place for my Stuff, Ice Box Man, Bars, Commercials on 45, Bomb in the Mail, Yoda Jan 3, 1982
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MEDICINE 1914: Here's the sequel to our Medicine Show from March 2, with lots more mad medical melodies, musical miracle cures and hospital horror stories! Plus our usual assortment of requests and more mischief in Hour One. Apr 6, 2019
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CLASSICAL ON KUSC: The Doc brings a touch of dementia to a classical station on New Year's Eve! Co-hosting with Jim Svejda. Dec 31, 2015
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TOP TEN 1913: Here's the Top Ten for March, and a sheaf of other stuff - yoga, Yogi, underwear, baseball, Star Trek, and (for just a minute or two) Dr D's birthday. As Weird Al says, dare to be stupid! Mar 30, 2019
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KMET MARCH 1980 PART 2: Shake Rattle & Roll, My Bed is a Boat, Short Dresses, Waiting Hesitating, Violin Lesson, Taking the Census, Questions, Old Sow Song, I Hate People, Little White Lies, Martian Hop, Bubbling Brain Cells, Baby likes Burping, Disco Sucks Mar 30, 1980
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KMET MARCH 1980 PART 1: Psycho Chicken, I Don't Want to get Drafted, Kill for Peace, 5-minute University, It's a Gas, Do You Wanna, Juanita Banana, Alabama Song, Lobby Number, It's Hard to be Humble, Viva Tequila, Travel Agency, Copycat Game, My Ding-a-Ling Mar 30, 1980
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HAIR 1912: What do Donald Trump and The Beatles have in common? When they first became famous, the first thing many people talked about was their hair. Hear songs about them and lots more hairy guys and gals, plus a Dick Dale tribute and lots more on this all-new Dr. Demento Show. Mar 23, 2019
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MOVIES ON KSCA: Big Balls, Pirate's Life is Peaceful, Born to be Wired, I Like, Mammary Glands, Marvin I Love You, It's in the Book, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Shock Treatment, I'm Tired, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, On the Shoulders of Freaks, Dungeons & Dragons Nov 10, 1996
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Wasn't that a Mighty Day, Them Duck Pluckers, Timothy, Black Denim Trousers, Juanita Banana, Baseball Rag, Elderly Man River, Smut, Your Auntie Grizelda, Mr. Segel, I Want my Baby Back, Whole Lot of Love, Marvin, Making Love in a Subaru, Hamster Love, King Tut Jul 30, 1978
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SCIENCE 1911: Today we have a banquet of Dementia! In addition to our special topic which is Science, we'll celebrate the spring equinox and St. Patrick's day...and for appetizers, "Opinion Rhapsody" and more amazing new stuff along with rare oldies by request. The very last song has a bunch of f-words. Mar 16, 2019
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KMET PART TWO: Take me out to the Bullfight, Gooey Duck Song, Keep Venice Nude, Banana Kiss, Bumper Sticker Song, Turn Your Head Sweetheart, March of the Brain Cells, On the Good Ship Lollipop, Laughing at the Funnies, Lady from 29 Palms, Belle of Bellflower, Split Level Head, Mr. Jaws, It's a Gas, Waffle Whiffer Sep 7, 1975
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KMET PART ONE: Let's Keep the Dodgers in Brooklyn, Respect, I like Beer, I'm Twisting Loops in Pretzels, Skinny Minnie, Good Time Girls, That Scares the Hell out of Me, I'm a Cheerleader, Dinghy Song, Laurel & Hardy in London, Has Anybody Seen my Dog?, Deepest Shelter in Town, High School USA, She Dances with Meat Sep 7, 1975
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ALCOHOL 1910: An all-new show with a familiar topic - alcohol. It's inspired songwriters for millenia, bringing forth thousands of sad songs and funny songs (you can guess which kind I'll be playing!) You'll be riotously entertained, even if you never touch the stuff. Mar 9, 2019
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HAWAII: Uncle Jack says Relax, Hawaiian War Chant, Whiskey for Breakfast, Martin Boogie, Since my Baby Turned Gay, She Left me for a Destitute Quadraplegic, You Stomped my Heart, Blind Willie Feldman, Happy Dinosaur, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Loving You is Surfing You, Microsoft Word, Bugs, Do the Picard Jan 22, 1995
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Boobs a Lot, They Don't Make Nun Names, Alphabet Song, Horror Asparagus Stories, DOA, George, I Put a Spell on You, Psycho, Dust up his Nose, Irish Ballad, Herbert the Pervert, Werewolves of London, King Tut, Time Warp, Hamster Love, Fish Heads Jan 14, 1979
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DOCTORS 1909: Today Dr. Demento salutes doctors of medicine (and nurses too) along with some of the more amusing things that come up while they work to repair our bodies. Lots of requests, oddities and rarities in the first hour. Mar 2, 2019
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KMET PART 2: Gone Fishing, Hold Tight, You Don't Take Showers, Don't Let Skylab Fall on Me, Drugs, Dying Business, East L.A., Long Beach, Martian Hop, I'm a Swinger, High School Gym, Leap up & Down, Sweet Transvestite Jul 1, 1979
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KMET PART 1: Lumberjack Song, Reluctant Dragon, Nuclear Nightmare, I'm the Slime, Leader of the Laundromat, Call from Long Island, I Need your Help Barry Manilow, Killer Kitty, Blockhead, Declaration of Independence Jul 1, 1979
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TOP TEN 1908: Here's the Top Ten for February 2019, plus the Logan Awards nominees for outstanding song parody of 2018, a tribute to Ken Nordine (of Word Jazz fame), and a song for Peter Tork. Note: lots of F-words in one song, in a non-sexual context. Feb 23, 2019
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Everyone says I Love You, Popcorn Sack, I like Beer, Gonna Buy me a Dog, It's Johnny's Birthday, Telephone Man, Clone of my Own, I Don't Wanna see the Movie, I Ate the Baloney, Salt, Boa Constricter, Don't Eat your Crayons, Then I'll be Satisfied with Life, They Don't Make Nun Names, Who Hid the Halibut on the Poop Deck, Pits, Crusher, Time Warp Jul 23, 1978
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(KMET LIVE) HALLOWEEN: Dinner with Drac, Vampire Beavers, Discovery of the Week, Gobblin Girl, Werewolves of London, Haunted House, Mr. Ghost goes to Town, Grim Grinning Ghosts, Spider and the Fly, Curse of the Hearse, Please Mr. Gravedigger, Spook Opera, Thank you Scary Movies, Looney Tune, Trick or Treat, It's Halloween, Cemetary Girls, Monster Rap, Monster Mash Oct 27, 1985
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BABIES 1907: Today's subject is babies. They're a pleasure (and a treasure) and they are a pain, and today we have funny songs about both! Also the Logan Awards nominees for Outstanding Original Comedy Song of 2018. Feb 16, 2019
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PART TWO KMET: Franklin D. Roosevelt Back Again, Smut, Keep it Clean, Yosemite Sam, Trumpeting Fool, Short Dresses, Friendly Doctor, Vespa Song, John Birch Society, Trepidation Contest, Nixorcist, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Elements, Bilbo Baggins, Hooray for Captain Spalding (MONO ONLY) Mar 31, 1974
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PART ONE KMET: Henry Kissinger, I like a Funeral, Our Choir Directory, Take Your Girl to the Movies, 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall, Twisted, Shine, Mystery Pacific, Hooty Sapperticker, Rosie the Riveter, Over There, Streaking at the Streaker's Ball, Short Mort, Bottom of the Lake, 1968 Nixon (MONO ONLY) Mar 31, 1974
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LOVE SONGS 1906: With Valentine's Day coming up on Thursday, here's my annual Love Song special, with over an hour of Demented love songs, plus a salute to the new "Madam Opus" CD of funny songs by funny women, and a new country song about atonal music (!). Rated PG-13. Feb 9, 2019
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MEDICAL DEMENTIA: Basketball Jones, Martian Boogie, Alphabet Song, Conjunction Junction, Blowing in the Wind, Men, Lumberjack Song, Zsa Zsa, Living with a Hernia, Bacteria, Physical, Nobody Home, We are the Worms, Star Wars Cantina Mar 2, 1997
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FATHER'S DAY: Jump Jump, When I'm 64, I Palindrome I, Crabs Walk Sideways, My Dog Ate Nolan Ryan, Litterbug, Fresh Garbage, I Love Trash, That's my Pa, It's Just my Kids, Poor Papa, Quayle Portrait, 7-11, Happy Happy Joy Joy Jun 21, 1992
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RODENTS 1905: Today's topic is rodents, nice ones and nasty ones, the celluloid kind and the furry kind too...from cute (and delicious?) little hamsters to naked mole rats and 146-pound capybaras. We open with a few songs for the polar vortex (#2 has some explicit words that were heard all across the northern USA last Wednesday!) Feb 2, 2019
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DOC'S BIRTHDAY PART 2: Take a Giant Step, If I had a Woman, Waiting Hesitating, Pale Blues, Transfusion, Close Encounters, Horse of Course, Dance of the Hours, Frosty the Dopeman, Sweet Transvestite, Ballad of Irving Apr 2, 1978
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DOC'S BIRTHDAY PART 1: My Dingaling, King Tut's Back, Clone of my Own, I'll Show you the Way, Ikey & Mikey, Hello This isn't Anna, You Need Feet, Gooey Duck Song, Who's on First, Joe Bean, Happy Birthday, Short Dresses Apr 2, 1978
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LISTENER FAVORITES/TOP TEN 1904: Lots of listener input on this show. Fifteen members of the Dr. D Official Facebook Group pick their single all-time favorite Demented song, leading up to the January Top Ten. There's an all-request set too! Rated PG-13 (except for the very last song) Jan 26, 2019
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Rubber Bullets, Plastic Jesus, Gentry's Gin, Bridget the Midget, Paralyzed, Psycho, Moose Goosers, Smog, Marijuana Munchies, Oh Those Landlords, Alvin Twist, Swamp Lake, Dead Puppies, Pencil Neck Geek, King Tut Jul 16, 1978
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(KMET LIVE) HOWIE MANDEL INTERIVEW: Normal, Spam, Martian Hop, Gangs, Burp, Beatles Medley, Go Go Pogo, Yuppiedrone, Bobby, Airline, Jetsons, I Do the Watusi, Junk Food Junkie, Roaches, Existential Blues (MONO ONLY) Jul 27, 1986
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OLD WEST PART II 1903: Part Two of Dr. D's tribute to the Old West takes a Demented look at how cowboy culture has endured and changed in the 20th and 21st centuries. Some adult themes and occasional expletives. Jan 19, 2019
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PART TWO: Sleep Mama Talk to your Daughter, I Got a Wife, Barney Google, Manana, Molasses, Waterloo, Pepino, I Get a Kick out of You, Baby it's Cold Outside, Motel Time, Doing What Comes Naturally, Wet Dream, Stoned, Ape Call, Pale Blues, Davy's Dinghy, Admiral's Daughter, Go West Young Man, Gloomy Sunday (MONO ONLY) Jan 7, 1973
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PART ONE: Money, Mad Dogs & English Men, I'm in Love with my Teacher, Charlie Brown, Teenage Bill of Rights, Point of Order, Floop, Hut Sut Song, Hunting Blues, Shot Gun Boogie, Mountain Dew, Tree Frog, Singing in the Bath Tub, Transportation Blues, Skokian, Man Who Comes Around, Keep a Knockin (MONO ONLY) Jan 7, 1973
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OLD WEST 1902: This week we salute the Old West, the land of cattle drives and gunfighters that continues to be celebrated in songs (including some very funny ones) and stories, a century after the fences went up and the saloons shut down. First of two parts. Jan 12, 2019
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DEAD ALEWIVES INTERVIEW: I Don't Wanna do That, I Won't Grow up, Yellow Septran Bus, Spare Parts, Ballad of William Robinson, Intergalactic Laxative, My Baby Loves a Bunch of Authors, I Got a Wife, Answering Machine, Dungeons and Dragons, Kill the Rabbit, Cows with Guns Apr 20, 1997
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ANIMALS: Sunday Driving, One Hen, Ballad of Hall & Oats, Your Feet's too Big, Big Balls, Big Butt, Cosmic Debris, In the Mood, Beatle Barkers medley, Old McDonald has a Farm, Down on the Electronic Farm, Rocky meets Moose, Harry's Jockstrap, Homecoming Queen's got a Gun May 5, 1985
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BRITAIN 1901: Our first show of 2019 highlights funny music from Britain. Songs that make a lot of sense, songs that make little or none at all, and many hilarious levels in between. No duplication with the "England" show of last September. Also some very nice new stuff that came in while we were celebrating the holidays. Jan 5, 2019
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COOL & STRANGE INTERVIEW: Our historian Jeff Morris interviews the Doc for Cool & Strange magazine. (Note that a couple of innocuous "4 letter words" are heard in the course of the interview.) (MONO ONLY) Jul 2, 1997
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FUNNY 25 1852: And here they are...the Funny 25 for 2018. Close race for #1 this year. Plus a few after-Christmas songs for you! Dec 29, 2018
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KMET PART TWO: We're in the Money, Metal Head, Dueling Tubas, Break Wind, Shaving Cream, Pass the Dutchie, Treat You like a Lady, Frogs are Fun, Original Sin, Happy Talk, Silicon Valley Guy, Falklands, Place for my Stuff, Mother Nature, Pencil Neck Geek, Titties & Beer Jan 16, 1983
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KMET PART ONE: Stairway to Gilligan's Island, Rawhide, Junk Food Junkie, Roll with me Henry, Pizza Man, Beer Hunter, Drunk, Turbulence, Mule Train, Whip it, Garbage, It's Still Billy Joel to me, Rocket '88, Prosperity is Just Around the Corner, Brother can you Spare a Dime?, No Depression Jan 16, 1983
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CHRISTMAS 1851: Dr. D's last blast for Christmas 2018 is another stellar all-new program of vintage Demented holiday delights, many by request (and a couple of provocative new ones too) plus a special Christmas edition of the Audio Torture Chamber. Dec 22, 2018
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FOURTH OF JULY: 200 Candles, Thank God I'm a Rich Kid, Merry Minuet, Thing, Ape Call, Blimp, What the Engine Done, Skateboard, I'm the Urban Spaceman, Close to You, 16 Tons, Mongoloid, King Tut, Grandmother's Song, Making Love in a Subaru Jul 2, 1978
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CHRISTMAS PART I KSCA: I Want a Blow-up Doll for Christmas, I've Got some Presents for Santa, Santa Baby, Frosty the Dopeman, Boy Named Santa, I am Santa Claus, Hanukah Rocks, What do You Get a Wookie for Christmas, Wreck the Halls, Little Drummer Boy, Ding Fries are Done, Hanukah Song Dec 8, 1996
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HOLIDAYS 1850: It's Act Two of our holiday trilogy for 2018! Once again the Doctor hauls out the stepladder and retrieves a bunch of the best and a handful of the worst novelty Christmas songs of all time from that high shelf where they rest undisturbed for most of the year. (Parents of young children should take note of a couple of song titles toward the end of the show). Dec 15, 2018
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KMET PART 2: Rock Around the Clock, Alcoholic Blues, Birds & Bees, Let's do it, It Tickles, Scratching, Running Ragged, Baby it's Cold Outside, Wipe it off, Green Christmas, Baltimore Fire, Backwater Blues, Just a Girl men Forget, Man Smart Woman Smarter, Transfusion, Christmas Balls (MONO ONLY) Nov 26, 1972
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KMET PART 1: Delicious, Trouble with Harry, Too Old to Cut the Mustard, What me Worry, Little Fly Song, Hold Tight, Davy's Dinghy, Big Noise from Winetka, Dr. Ben Casey, River Blues, Chloe, Eloise, Rhythm & Blues, Civilization, Dig, Belly up to the Bar, Nice to Get up in the Morning (MONO ONLY) Nov 26, 1972
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CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH 1849: On our all-new show this week we have the grand finale of our Chanukah/Hanukkah celebration...and Act 1 of our three-act Christmas festival. Oldies but goodies + newies but screwies to help you Trim a Tree with Dr. D. Laughter all the way! Dec 8, 2018
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ALTERNATE LIFESTYLES: Flying Saucer '97, UFO, Online Religion, Music Sex & Cookies, Little Toot, Alvin's Chipmunk Band, Black Dog, Stairway to Heaven, Answering Machine, I Kissed a Girl, Leaping, I Wish I was a Lesbian, Eskimo, Gay Parade, Some of my Best Friends are Straight, Kinko the Clown, Ode to my Car, Cows with Guns Aug 31, 1997
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WINTER/TOP TEN 1848: Winter has arrived a little early in some places this year, and we celebrate with Yingle Bells and yellow snow. Hanukkah is also earlier than usual, and I have songs for that, and a few for Christmas as well...and to top it all off, the final Top Ten of 2018! Dec 1, 2018
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KMET PART 2, IT CAME FROM HOLLYWOOD INTERVIEW: Mama Told me not to Come, Wasn't that a Party, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Turn on the Head, Blob, Breakwind, Crepitation Contest, Green Garden Hose, Madness, I Want to be Normal, Marvin, Fish Heads Oct 24, 1982
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KMET PART 1, PENN INTERVIEW: Ethel Pump, Circular Impression, Music Sex & Cookies, Hey Liberace, Rag Mop, Preppy, Tubby the Tuba, Metal Head, Bach is Dead, Please Don't Talk to the Lifeguard, With the Wind and Rain in your Hair, Go See Al Oct 24, 1982
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RECORDS 1847: The subject is records - the medium and how it evolved, from wax cylinders to the Vinyl Revival. Lots of rare and fun examples. I'll also play some listeners' all-time favorites and bid farewell to Roy Clark. Nov 24, 2018
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STUPID, KSCA LIVE: Hangover, Sensitive New-age Guys, I Know You're a Fish, We are the Worms, Job Interview, Bad TV Show Host, Curly Shuffle, All my Friends are Drug Fiends, Another Puff, What I like About Booze, Dare to be Stupid, Butthead, Nobody Home, Mairsy Dotes, Dodgers Song, Pull my Finger, Amish Paradise Jan 12, 1997
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SUMMER: Loving you has Made me Bananas, summer montage, Dancing in the Nude, Window Cleaner, Dragnet in Kindergarten, Drowning in the Surf, Mr. Frump, Trail of the Lonesome Pine, Elderly Man River, Mule Skinner Blues, Man with the Jive, My Old Flame, Pencil Neck Geek, School Days, Spam Jun 25, 1978
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THANKSGIVING TURKEYS 1846: Our Thanksgiving celebration for 2018 includes Demented salutes to the holiday gathering, and also a hearty (?) serving of musical "turkeys" (a la the Golden Turkey Awards for movies). Note: the second hour is not recommended as dinner music! Nov 17, 2018
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CHRISTMAS 1977 PART 2: Wreck the Halls, Jingle Bells, Blue Christmas, White Christmas, Christmas Carol, Green Christmas, Santa Jaws, Randolph the Flat Nose Reindeer, Hanukah Song, Santa and his Old Lady, My Two Front Teeth, Merry Christmas to All, Christmas Carol Dec 18, 1977
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CHRISTMAS 1977 PART 1: Frosty the Dopeman, 12 Gifts of Christmas, Open me First, Jingle Bells, Santa Fly, Chipmunk Song, Santa's Beard, Frontier Christmas, Dept. Store Santa, Football, Christmas Tree, Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, Daddy's Christmas, Beatles Christmas Dec 18, 1977
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UGLY 1845: This week's show is UGLY. Lots of songs about ugly people. Some of them are mean and nasty! But funny, too. Trigger warning: A few could be described as sexist. Special added attraction: Bohemian Rhapsody spoofs. Nov 10, 2018
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CHRISTMAS IN JULY: I Don't have to Work Tomorrow, Dirty old Man, Bang my Bald Spot, Who's on First, Marry an Ugly Woman, Mama get your Hammer, Crusher, Head Cheese, O Holy Night, Dear Santa, Restroom Door Said Gentlemen, Tired of the Hanukah Song, Frosty the Dope Man, Ding Fries are Done, I am Santa Claus, Rusty Chevrolet, Night Santa went Crazy Jul 20, 2003
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ALLAN SHERMAN PROFILE: We are the Now-tones, Johnny Cash, Pink Pills for Pale People, Duncan, Cocaine Decisions, Do it on the Floor, On the 5:15, Silicon Valley Guy, Rye Whiskey, Satchel and a Seck, Sarah Jackman, Hello Muddah Hello Faddah, Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Pop Hates the Beatles, I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of me, Harry's Jockstrap, Yoda Jun 26, 1983
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TOP TEN 1844: With Halloween in the rearview mirror, we forge ahead into new dimensions of Dementia! Laughing! Confusion! Plastic! Plus the Top Ten for October. Warning - occasional drug songs and cuss words. Nov 3, 2018
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KMET LIVE PART 2 NOV 81: Tale of the Ticker, Money, Sneeze Song, Little Black Dress, Cave Man, Me and my Vibrator, Ballad of the Medfly, Pocket Calculator, Punk Polka, Dan's Song, James Bond, I Like, Commerials on 45, Dead Puppies, Shock Treatment, Stop Dragging my Car Around Nov 8, 1981
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KMET LIVE PART 1 NOV 81: We are the Champions, Dodger Stadium, We are Dead, Dying Business, Forest Lawn, Dancing Fool, Rubber Duckie, Dying Duck in the Thunder Storm, Psycho Chicken, Legend of Jesse James, Sister Mary Elephant, Vatican Rag, Pizza Man, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Friendship Nov 8, 1981
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HALLOWEEN 1843: Here's Part 2 of our all-new Halloween spectacular for 2018! Oct 27, 2018
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CARS ON KSCA: Mercury Blues, Cadillac Heaven, Learn how to Drive, Driving Instructor, Car Noises, Harv Kirshner, One Piece at a Time, Dance of the Hours, Car Phone, Driving in San Francisco, Car Song medley, Contact, Making Love in a Subaru, Hot Rod Lincoln, Transfusion Jun 25, 1995
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SHEL SILVERSTEIN INTERVIEW: Hunting Song, Gun Control, Mummy, Christopher Columbus, Don't Bang on the Piano, Kitchen Man, Giggles, Money Program, Basketball Jones, Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout, Diet Song, Smoke Off, Brady Bunch, Someone Ate the Baby, Hamster Love Oct 15, 1978
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HALLOWEEN I 1842: Here's the first of our two all-new Halloween shows for 2018. Lots of old favorites plus some goodies I've never played before. Rated PG-13 (mostly for Stephen Lynch). Oct 20, 2018
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KMET PART 2: When the Mush Begins to Rush, Shut up, Columbus Discovers America, Real Wild Child, Bee Side, Beautiful Long Beach, October in Oxnard, Mysterious Mose, October in Oxnard, Tubby the Tuba, He Hit me, Hot Smoke and Sassafras, Chocolate Toenails, Hot Nuts, Fonz Song, Star Drek Oct 10, 1976
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KMET PART 1: Step Right up, Birds and Bees, Star Trek Blues, Protest Song, Sunny Side Up, Beans, Martian Modulation, Specific Hospital, King Kong, Beat on the Brat, Phonic Poem, Pinto Pony, Rock around the Blooper, Mixed-up Confusion, My Wife is on a Diet, Let's Make the Water Turn Black Oct 10, 1976
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SENIOR CITIZENS 1841: Here are some more hilarious, and sometimes moving, songs and comedy bits involving senior citizens. Some make fun of them, some rise to their defense, and many do both. Note: a few passing expletives in the Wild Man Fischer tracks, and one (half-buried) in the Fugs song. Oct 13, 2018
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SHORT SONGS: Sounds of Sinus, Dungeons & Dragons, Quidditch Ball Wizard, Cat Song, On the Shoulders of Freaks, 26-second Song, Zilch, I like Food, Ballad of Spiro Agnew, Little Boxes, I'm Happy, Football, Moisture, I love Beans, Frozen Embryos, Frazzled, Cupcakes, Them Moose Goosers, Happy Boy, Scotsman Nov 17, 2002
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Tibetan Memory Trick, Elements, 10 Little Bottles, I Want my Baby Back, Books Jumped up, 50's Sound, Gasoline Rag, It's Money that I Love, Poor Man's Heaven, Daddy Duck's Rhapsody, Don't Bang on the Piano, Your Feet's too Big, Be-bop Spoken Here, 400 Mile Gas Line, Disco Sucks, Time Warp Aug 26, 1979
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RELIGION PART 2 1840: Time to get sanctified and Dementified with Religion: The Sequel. Dr. Demento says: "I barely scraped the surface of this amazingly complex and exciting subject last July; we'll dig deeper this time! I have enormous respect for religion, but be aware that some of these songs may be considered highly irreverent!" Oct 6, 2018
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SHOT OF THE DAY PART 3: Telephone Man, What if Your Girlfriend was Gone?, Whole Lotta Love, Dead Skunk, Chucky Cheese Hell, Junk Food Junkie, What I Like about Booze, Sex & Violence, Bald Guys, Dinner with Drac, Purple People Eater, I put a Spell on You, Halloween, Werewolves of London, With her Head Tucked Underneath her Arm Oct 1, 2001
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TOP TEN 1839: The Top Ten for September, with a surprise #1. On the way from here to there we encounter hobos, salamanders, groceries, telephones, plastic and puberty! Not to mention rubber ducks. Sep 29, 2018
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PART 2 KMET: Clink Clink Another Drink, WPLJ, DMV, Crunchy Frog, Jingle Bells, Merry Christmas in the NFL, Hardcore Granola, I Love Olives, It's Still Weird Al to me, Another one Makes a Fuss, Carter Gets a Phone Call, Stardrek, Space Invaders, Moose Turd Pie, Legend of the Titanic Nov 30, 1980
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PART 1 KMET: Merry Minuet, Everywhere is Christmas, Farewell to Punk, I'd Rather be Brook Shields, Party Doll, Good King Kong Looked Out, Sleigh Ride, Jim's Windy Mule, Cow Patty, Clean Story, Real Will of Howard Hughes, Why Did I get Married, Money, OK Laughing Record Nov 30, 1980
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BRITISH 1838: We fly to England on Demented wings for a 100-minute history of British comedy song from Gilbert & Sullivan to the Toy Dolls! Sep 22, 2018
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HALLOWEEN II: Dark Shadows, I Want my Baby Back, Grave Robbing Tonight, Grim Grinning Ghosts, With Her Head Tucked Under her Arm, Monster Rap, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Dead Man's Party, Nudist Colony of the Dead, It's Alive, Sitting up with the Dead, Carmen Miranda's Ghost, Cemetary Girls, Werewolves of London, Werecow, Monster Mash Oct 30, 1994
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Dirty old Man, Under the Table with Her, Jolly Green Giant, Little Blue Man, Nola, Nixorcist, Normal, Cocktails for Two, Tennessee Bird Walk, Prince's Panties, Marie Provost, Clone of my Own, Argument Clinic, Hamster Love, Gumball Wizard Jun 18, 1978
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SENIOR CITIZENS 1837: We salute Senior Citizens this week! All kinds of songs with all kinds of attitudes. Rated PG-13 (mostly for "Granny and the Kid"). Sep 15, 2018
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PART TWO: Singing Cowboy, Back in the Saddle Again, That Silver Haired Daddy of Mine, Blood on the Saddle, Red River Valley, Cool Water, Hoppy Gene & me, Happy Trails, Pinto Pony, Mall Song, Little Boxes, Mr. Livingston, Eating Goober Peas, Sidewalk Surfing, It's a Gas, Bounce your Boobies, Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, Waffle Whiffer Aug 24, 1975
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PART ONE: Loosen up, Lumberjack Song, When I was a Boy on Mars, Merry-go-round, She Dances with Meat, You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, John Birch Society, Respect, Dungaree Doll, Trucking, Battle of New Orleans, Van Lingle Mungo, Open the Door Richard, Drinking Man's Diet, Jerry the Junker, Boobs a Lot, Horrible Breath Aug 24, 1975
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SCHOOL 1836: School is in! Some of us are still in school and making memories for the future. As for the rest of us, we still have our memories, and a whole lot of funny songs about schools of all kinds, from nursery school to college. Hear a bunch of the best and a few of the worst on this week's new Dr. Demento Show, along with the **second** song I ever played by Weird Al, plus a colorful new song where Al himself figures in the story, and Andy Griffith's immortal football fantasy. Sep 8, 2018
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FOREIGN LANGUAGES: Jurassic Park, Jenna Jenna, She's a Guy, I'm my own Grandpa, Porno Star, Armpit Farts, Working Where the Sun Don't Shine, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Je Taime, Boogie, Shaving Cream, In my Country, Devil Went to Jamaica Jun 24, 2001
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FRANTICS INTERVIEW: Like a Surgeon, Fatal Beatings, Polka-dot Undies, Redback on the Toilet Seat, Drug Busters, Bye Johnny, Last Will & Temperment, Gas Station Washroom, Heavy Metal Shop, You Were Speeding, Yuppiedrone, Part Time Plumbers, It's the Real World After All Jul 13, 1986
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LABOR DAY 1835: Happy Labor Day! Work may not always be fun, but it's inspired a lot of funny songs - about brain surgeons and garbagemen, road managers and office managers, cops and criminals. I'll also bring back the very first tape I ever played by Weird Al. Sep 1, 2018
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KMET PART TWO: Summertime Blues, Battle of Kookamunga, My Bicycle Tillie, Legend of the U.S.S. Titanic, William Tell Overture, Don't Bogart me, Wine Stoned Plow Boy, Popcorn Song, Metric Maggot, Cocaine Habit Blues, Billboard Song, Foreign Legion of Love, Alice's Restaurant Sep 9, 1979
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KMET PART ONE: Doggy Doo, Pickle in the Middle, Convoy, Urban Spaceman, 2000-year-old Man, Bury me in my Shades, Buffalo, Psycho, Ain't we Crazy, Cretin Hop, Twisted, Rock Lobster, Yokohama Mama, Driving Instructor, Good Advice, Ballad of Fearless Dwight Sep 9, 1979
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TOP TEN 1834: The sweetly bloody tale of Louie Colletti, Freddy and Betty, and the B side as well -- plus tacos and cocktails, two kinds of Looney Tunes, three So Long songs, and oh yes, the Top Ten for August. Aug 25, 2018
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Whole Lotta Love, Time Warp, Cheese Shop, You Wanna Buy a Bunny?, I am Whale, Bloat on, 30 Thousand Pounds of Bananas, I Took my Organ to a Party, Civilization, Cowboy Needs a Horse, Terror, Monster Mash, Clean Song, Highly Illogical, King Tut, Dead Puppies, Shaving Cream, Ballad of Irving Jun 11, 1978
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(KLSX LIVE) ED'S REDEEMING QUALITIES INTERVIEW: One Chord Songs, Davy's Dinghy, Bounce your Boobies, Rudy Rudy, Demented News, Revolution will not be Televised, 18 Wheels Later, Little more Gauze, Like a Surgeon, Goodness Gracious me, I met a Man, Bob, I Loot L.A., Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Ren & Stimpy May 17, 1992
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DOGS & CATS 1833: It's the dog days of August, and the cat days too! We celebrate both on this week's new show. Lots of funny people songs too, including "She Got a Nose Job" and other nasal melodies, "It's Hot As Balls Outside" and introducing "Harry Poppins." Aug 18, 2018
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KMET PART TWO: Tale of the Ticker, Wanna Buy a Bunny?, Tick Tock Sick, My Pink Half of the Drainpipe, Evil Boll Weevil, Little More Gauze, Tennessee Waltz, Shuffle off to Buffalo, Dueling Tubas, Davy's Dinghy, Chipmunk Song, Hoppy Gene & Me, Los Angeles, Hot Dog Boogie, Plexiglass Toilet (MONO ONLY) Dec 8, 1974
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KMET PART ONE: Moose on the Loose, Frankfurter Sandwiches, Chewing Gum, Go West Young Man, All Right Louie Drop the Gun, One Meat Ball, Crusher, My Son the Vampire, Boa Constrictor, Late Late Movies, El Monte, Beans, Ugly Child, Sweet Violets, Smoke on the Water, Hard Day's Night (MONO ONLY) Dec 8, 1974
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RANDOM 1832: This is basically one of the "random choice" shows the Doctor likes to do once a year or thereabouts. He did tinker with this one a little bit, with a set featuring songs from the first year the show was on the air, and one on the evolution of the 1960 hit single "Mule Skinner Blues." Aug 11, 2018
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THE YEAR 1971: We are the Worms, Baby Snakes, Don't Send in the Clowns, Old Philosopher, Flying Saucers, Fur Coat, Talking Again, I Got a Wife, Thorazine Shuffle, Dave, Ajax Liquor Store, Fat Man's Prayer, I Think We're all Bozos on the Bus, My Pants go Down, South Park Junkie Apr 12, 1998
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Sunday Driving, Acapulco Gold, Refugee, Old Man Atom, Your Love is like Nuclear Waste, Frozen Logger, Miss Piggy for President, I Saw a UFO Last Night, New Wave, Intro & Outro, We are the Nowtunes, Open me First, Let's Make a Dope Deal, Disco Sucks, Who Shot J.R.? Aug 3, 1980
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LIVE IN STUDIO 1831: This show features another hour of live performances recorded during tapings of the Dr. Demento Show from the 1970s to the 2000's with Weird Al, Henry Phillips, T-Bone Stankus and more (it's a sequel to the April 14, 2018 episode) plus sets about strangeness, August, and Azusa. Rated PG-13 for occasional expletives. Aug 4, 2018
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Daily Dose Of Dementia (Feb. 15 93 to Mar. 12 93): Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Rock Stars, Lady I Know, You Were Speeding, Bathroom on the Right, George Washington, Reggae Popeye, Smoke, 2000-year-old Man, Scotsman, Lane Experts, His Majesty the Policeman, Delivery, Africa, Mick Jagger at 49, Battered Plants, Fatal Beatings, Should Pads, Frazzled, Driving Feb 15, 1993
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TOP TEN 1830: Here's the Top Ten for July, plus a pop-up special topic - Golf, and sundry delights and surprises. Jul 28, 2018
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KMET PART 2: Any Ice Today Lady, Westward Ho, Chinese Nights, Smoking Reefers, Wet Dream, Lay in the Hay, Snatch and Grab It, Get a Load of This, Small Busted Women, Time Warp, Masochism Tango, Rubber Duckie, Son of Irving, Making Love in a Subaru, King Tut Jun 18, 1978
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KMET PART 1: Duke of Prunes, Drowning in the Surf, Father's Day, My Father, Leader of the Laundromat, Leaping Lesbians, What a Funny Place to Kiss a Girl, Burping Bird, Camelot, Mammary Glands, Civilization, Man Who Comes Around, Butcher Pete, Oh Mama Jun 18, 1978
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SPOKEN 1829: Here's Part 2 of our Spoken Word Spectacular, with more all-time classics and forgotten favorites! Note: several expletives used in non-sexual contexts, mostly in the Eddie Murphy track. Jul 21, 2018
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Rock 'n' Roll Hell, Hard Day's Night, Piggy in the Middle, Old Diet Blues, Laughing Policeman, Dr. Freud, Total Nudity, It's in the Book, Breakfast Conversation, Wowie Zowie, Japanese Banana, Shishkebob, Chaos, King Tut, Hospitality Blues, Pencil Neck Geek Jun 4, 1978
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CHRISTMAS PART 2: 12 Gifts of Christmas, Rudolph the Redneck Reindeer, Rusty Chevrolet, Chimney Song, I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas, Money for Christmas, Pretty Little Dolly, Christmas Balls, Christmas Dragnet, Whip me Santa Claus, Santa's Moving on, Frosty the Dopeman Dec 23, 1990
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ADVERTISING PART 2 1828: Here comes Part Two of our most requested special topic this year - Advertising! Funny commercials, real and satiric, and songs inspired by commercials. Lots of outrages in the first hour, too! Jul 14, 2018
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KMET PART TWO: She Loves You, I Want my Baby Back, Dr. Demento theme, It Ain't Gonna Rain no More, Cow Pasture Polka, Johnny Got a Yo Yo, Man Who Comes Around, Farming, Fog on the Hudson, Polly Wolly Doodle, Knockers up, Let it All Hang Out, Doing What Comes Naturally Feb 18, 1973
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KMET PART ONE: Snatch & Grab it, Feuding Banjos, Elmer & the Bear, Freddy the Freshman, Queen of the House, Little White Duck, What a Crazy Guy, Diddie wa Diddie, Peter Piper, Dead Skunk, Clap your Hands, Ling Ting Tong, Hospitality Blues (MONO ONLY) Feb 18, 1973
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RELIGION 1827: Our topic this week is Religion. Funny songs about a serious subject! Plus Barnes & Barnes' new song about our Great Leader. This show is rated PG-13; includes the uncensored "Religion and Politics" in the final set. Jul 7, 2018
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ALCOHOL: 500 Miles, What I like about Booze, Eat me I'm Danish, Riddler, Stalking, Trial of the Century, Born to be Wild, There was a Fungus among us, Hell I'd Go, Three Jolly Coachmen, Gentry's Gin, In Heaven There is no Beer, I'm a Squid, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist Aug 6, 1995
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CHIPMUNKS INTERVIEW: Chocolate, Wet T-shirt Night, I like Food, Jogger's Song, Hi-Fi Blues, Black Lassie, E.T.'s Adventures in L.A., Whip It, Witch Doctor, Japanese Banana, Alvin's All-Star Chipmunk Bank, Stallone Again Naturally, I Had Sex with Pac-Man, Icebox Man, I Love Rocky Road Aug 22, 1982
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AMERICA 1826: Our Fourth of July show this year is light on the explosions but strong on Mad Music and Crazy Comedy with America as the subject. A wide variety of viewpoints as you might expect...and the Top Ten too. Note: the George Carlin, Stephen Lynch, Baldbox and Phil Johnson items are uncensored. Jun 30, 2018
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AIRPLANES 8329: Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette, Blister in the Sun, Boobs a Lot, Bowlegged Woman, Nose Job, Gumby, Mr. Wizard & Timmy, It Came from Outer Space, I Write the Songs, I Found a Peach, Never Swat a Fly, My Pink Half of the Drainpipe, My Body the Car, Airplane Song, Come Josephine in my Flying Machine, Lucky Lindy, I Lost my Heart on a 747, Scotsman, Bras on 45 Jul 17, 1983
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ELVIS 8332: Boogie, Smoke two Joints, Fighter Pilot, Let's Cut a Record, Navy Gets the Gravy, Mutiny in the Mess Hall, Shiny Shiny, This Old Heart, When the Crabgrass Blooms Again, Rubber Duckie, You Don't Bring me Flowers, My Boy Elvis, Elvis for President, Yoga is as Yoga Does, Elvis & his Boss, Elvis Imitator, Boogie in your Butt, I Love Rocky Road, My Dead Dog Rover Aug 7, 1983
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HOMETOWNS 1825: Today we celebrate hometowns - towns and cities in the USA and elsewhere, as saluted (and/or lampooned) by Tom Lehrer, Emo Phillips, Rose and the Arrangement, Carmen Miranda and many more (including Weird Al's first-ever commercial recording, before "My Bologna.") Some funny food songs in the first hour, and some sexy computers ("Binary Love" is rated PG-13). Jun 23, 2018
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King Tut, Istanbul not Constantinople, Beam me up Scotty, Weather Forecast, It Ain't Gonna Rain no More, Dance of the Hours, Can you Dig it, Sweet Transvestite, Freckle Song, Bird on my Head, Pet Shop, Transfusion, Who's on First, Hamster Love May 28, 1978
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(KMET LIVE) Fat Man's Prayer, I Get Weird, Mean Green Mother from Outer Space, Dragnet Goes to Kinderarten, Gipper Gate Blues, New Philosopher, Home Team won the Toss, Der Fuehrer's Face, Let's Blow up the Tow Truck, Seven Words you can Never Say on TV, Bubble Gum Medley, Time Warp, Ronnie's Rap, Hip to be Bare Jan 18, 1987
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NONSENSE 1824: Another fine mess of arrant (or errant) nonsense, plus a Dr. Demento salute to Father's Day and real good stuff about robots, outer space and such. (Rated PG-13.) Jun 16, 2018
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KMET CHRISTMAS PART 2: Collegiate, Fraternity Blues, College Life, No Flies on Auntie, Monster's Holiday, Why Don't You go Home for Christmas, Jezebel, Light my Fire, Animal, Hot Nuts, Sarah in a Shoeshine Shop, It's Christmastime Once Again, Night Before Christmas, Witch's Christmas, Paralyzed, It's a Gas, Christmas Balls, Twelve Days of Christmas Dec 24, 1972
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KMET CHRISTMAS PART 1: Walking to Missouri, Santa Claus is Coming to Town, Futuristic Christmas Tree, I Remember Yule, Game Plan to Beat Miami, Coming Down the Chimney, Silent Night, Christmas Dragnet, Big Noise from Winetka, Pink Champagne, Marijuana Boogie, Frosty the Snowman, Leave the Dishes in the Sink, I Want You for Christmas, I Saw Mommy do the Mambo Dec 24, 1972
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COMMERCIALS 1823: We got more requests for this week's show than I've seen for any show in year...so here they are, more than an hour of Fake Commercials and other satirical songs and sketches inspired by TV and radio ads. Plus two-wheel transportation, and more freaky fishy songs. Jun 9, 2018
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JIM INFANTINO INTERVIEW: Smoke That Cigarette, Random Drug Testing, Cheerleaders on Drugs, Stress, I Guess I'm a Butt Head, Pants, Bang the Mo Slowly, Outside a Small Circle of Friends, Smoking in the Boy's Room, No Smoking, Another Puff, Cigarette Blues, You Can Play my Sega, Smoke Off Jan 8, 1995
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Loving You Has Made me Bananas, Nuns, Smokey Joe's Cafe, We Didn't See a Thing, Siamese Cat, No News, Little Green Men, Candid Phone, Freckle Song, Bumble Boogie, Australia, Duncan, My Friend Jason, Boogie in your Butt, Rapping Rodney, Curly Shuffle Jan 8, 1984
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DEMENTIA FROM THE EIGHTS 1822: We celebrate some "8" years - 1948, 1958 (big year for novelty hits), 1968 (50 years ago!), 1978 (another banner year for Demented music), 1998 and 2008. Jun 2, 2018
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KMET PART 2: Music Sex & Cookies, Chew Tobacco Rag, Killer Fish Sticks, Shishkebob, Motherly Love, My Mammy, Valley Girl, Dallas, Whip it, Hawaiian War Chant, Take off, Existential Blues, Pacman Cleaver, Be Preapred, Dead Puppies May 9, 1982
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KMET PART 1: Big Balls, Mr. Baker the Undertaker, I Had Sex with Pacman, On the Amazon, Trouble with Klingons, Stallone Again, Mother Song, Disco Tech, Laurel & Hardy, Mummy, Beatniks, Battle of New Orleans, Ronnie Reagan Rag, Ca Plane Pour Moi May 9, 1982
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TOP TEN 1821: The Top Ten for May, plus summertime songs (including fishin' favorites, and a nice long First Hour Free-for-all. May 26, 2018
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