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DO-WOP: Happy Boy, Wrong Song, Honeymooner's Rap, What if Your Girlfriend was Gone, Toe to Toe with the H.M.O., What I Want is a Proper Cup of Coffee, On the Good Ship Lollipop, Rip Van Winkle, Mr. Bass Man, Charva, Rubber Biscuit, Your Horoscope for Today, Ode to my Car, Albuquerque, Viagra in the Waters Jan 9, 2000
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ANYTHING ANYTHING: Football Season's Over, Lonesome Kicker, I Want my Baby Back, Psycho Chicken, Street Meat, Boy Wonder I Love You, Song of the Sewer, Dead Puppies, Smells like Karen Carpenter, Take me out to the Ball Game, Nitrous Oxide High, Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Ugly, Pocket Pool Feb 6, 2011
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FUNNIEST SONGS EVER 2038: More of the funniest songs ever written, as picked by individual listeners. Some old reliables, and one I hadn't heard before! We also celebrate the 40th anniversary of "Another One Rides the Bus," and the 40th anniversary of Whimsical Will's first appearance on the show. Sep 19, 2020
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FINALLY A KMET FRIDAY: Time Warp, Pico & Sepulveda, Fish Heads, Another one Rides the Bus, Stardrek, Pencil Neck Geek, Bleepies & Beer, Dead Puppies, Poisoning Pigeons, They're Coming to Take me Away Jul 10, 2009
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FUNNIEST SONG YOU EVER HEARD 2037: On the Dr D Official Facebook Group, a listener recently asked people to name the funniest song they ever heard. On this show I play 24 of the answers, plus more trash 'n treasures! Sep 12, 2020
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WEATHER: 500 Robots, Giant Robot Store, Batman, Deodorant Song, That's Mathematics, History of Rock, I Got Stoned and I Missed it, Weather Channel Song, April Showers, Oy it's so Humid, Monster Hash, Charlie Something, Inner Voice Apr 3, 2005
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HAIR: They're Here, Little Blue Man, Happy Noodle vs. Sad Noodle, Who Shot J.R., Locked in the Closet with You, Don't Touch me There, Snow, Hair, Uneasy Rider, Get a Haircut Dad, Bang my Bald Spot, Aliens Really Stink, Army Careers Mar 20, 2005
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JOBS 2036: We celebrate Labor Day with Demented songs about jobs of all kinds, from K-Mart manager trainee to colo-rectal surgeon, from recording artist to trash collector. I'll also spin the Logan Awards winners, and a wonderful new song by Andy Merrill recorded at Brakingham Palace. Sep 5, 2020
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SCHOOL: Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Wildwood Weed, America, Weather Forecast, Earache my Eye, Charlie Brown, Sister Mary Elephant, Roger Boom, Fatal Beatings, High School Gym, Lunch Lady Land, Shatner, What if your Butt was Gone, Liar Sleeps Tonight Aug 29, 2004
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COMPANION ANIMALS: 7-11, Junkfood Junkie, Freeway to Stairbird, California Kid, Send me to Glory in a Glad Bag, One that Doesn't Suck so Bad, Harvey the Wonder Hamster, Hamster Love, Tie me Kangaroo Down, Gift Horse, Stealing like a Hobbit Aug 22, 2004
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TOP TEN 2035: The Top Ten for August, parodies that are claimed to be better than the originals, a few school songs, and some neat new stuff. Aug 29, 2020
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CATS/JOE Bevilacqua INTERVIEW: Bitchin Camaro, I Don't Wanna get Drafted, Grandpa Died Laughing, Happy Boy, Punk Polka, High School Song, Yogi Bear meets Celebrities, Siamese Cat Song, When Cats Take Over the World, Whiskers and Me, Arnold Rap, Carrot Juice is Murder, Star Trekkin Aug 24, 2003
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TRACTENBURG FAMILY SINGERS INTERVIEW: 9 Coronas, What I like About Booze, Patrick the Spoiler, Kill the Wabbit, Teeth Clenched, God Must've Spent a Little Less Time, I Wish, 99 Dead Baboons, Brand New Key, I'll Scratch your Back, Reinstalling Windows, Ozzman, Viagra in the Waters Aug 17, 2003
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OTHER ANIMALS 2034: Having celebrated cats and dogs this month, we now turn to horses, birds and insects, and other animals that have become part of our lives in various ways. Plus we have a new arrival--the one and only WAPC (Wet Ass Pussy Cat)! Aug 22, 2020
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LABOR DAY: Sink the Bismark, Jolly Green Giant, One Dead Singer, Fart in an Elevator, Bang on the Drum all Day, It's Labor Day, K-mart Blues, Dog Eat Dog, LP's Worth of Tunes, Big Fat Road Manager, My Attorney Bernie, When I was a Lad, Bricklayer, Who Farted, Pachelbell Sep 1, 2002
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SONGS WITH I: Too Hot for You, Reverse Viagra, Dirty Socks, Leader of the Laundromat, Barf Construction, Frank's not in the Band Anymore, I'm Normal, I Like, I Love Me, I am Cow, I Kissed a Girl, I'd Rather have a Bottle in Front of Me than a Frontal Lobotomy, Chainsaw Juggler Aug 4, 2002
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DOGS 2033: This week's show goes to the dogs! The second in our series of pet shows has over an hour of Demented doggie ditties and canine classics - plus "Coughing In the Donald's Face" and other scandals. Aug 15, 2020
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BACK TO SCHOOL: Freaker's Ball, Reggae Popeye, My Virtual Girlfriend, Revenge of the Nerds, Polkadot Undies, Sister Mary Elephant, High School Gym, School Cafeteria, Lunch Lady Land, Status Back Baby, Fatal Beatings, My Dead Dog Rover, She's a Guy Aug 26, 2001
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TRANSPORTATION: Masochism Tango, Beat me Baby, Ouch, It Does not Pay to be Hip, Fight for your Right to Plunder, 3 Blind Jellyfish, I Love to Ride the Bus, PMS Airlines, M.T.A., Heaving on a Jet Plane, We Got a Stick for That, Suicide Hotline Aug 5, 2001
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CATS 2032: In August we're spotlighting companion animals! Cats are first up this year, with over an hour of Demented feline favorites. Aug 8, 2020
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LITTLE: Good old Days, Heaven is for Presbyterians, Chug-a-lug, Hampton the Hamster, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Puking in a Naked Girl's Bed, I Got a Small Thing, Short People, Little Blue Man, Little Toot, Little Boxes, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Debbie, Polkamon Aug 6, 2000
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BIG: Big 10-inch Record, Big Balls, Ode to the Little Brown Shack out Back, We are Dead, Teenage Romance, Who Put the Booger on my Beer Mug?, Viagra in the Waters, Your Feet's too Big, She's Big & Round, Big Leg Emma, Big Butt, Big Bottom, Chainsaw Juggler Jul 30, 2000
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BASEMENT TAPES #5 2031: Today's show features Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #5, complete and (mostly) uninterrupted. In the first hour, enjoy the Demented happenings of the year 2000, plus songs about underwear, baseball, and a steam-powered airplane. Aug 1, 2020
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UNRELEASED: Headline News, Framed, Little Toot, They're Coming to Take me Away, Spam, Happy Boy, Fresh out of Blues, 99 Dead Baboons, We Love Barney Fife, 7-11, Locked in the Closet with You, Frozen Embryos, We are the Worms, Wet Dream May 16, 1999
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SCIENCE/TECHNOLOGY: Tubular Boobular, Hangover, Them Moose Goosers, Alimony Blues, Suncreen Song, Can you Dig it, Y2K, Maniac vs. Brainiac, Particle Man, Mr. Wizard & Timmy. Richter Scale, Why Does the Sun Shine, Chainsaw Juggler, Debbie May 9, 1999
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TOP TEN 2030: The Top Ten for July 2020, plus a look back at 1999, a Japanese food trilogy, and an hour of scrambled Dementia! Jul 25, 2020
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SWING MUSIC: Lumberjack Song, Look at me I'm Sandra Dee, Go Go Radio Moscow, Glory Glory Paranoia, Twisted, Toxic Swamp, Nellie the Elephant, Car Phone, I Wanna be Sedated, Jumpin Jive, Saturday Night Fish Fry, Jump Jive & Wail, Yoda, Scotsman Jul 19, 1998
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WELCOME BACK TO KLSX: Star Wars Cantina, Unzip my Doodah, Penis Envy, South Park Junkie, Monster Hash, Life's Gonna Suck, It Never Rains in Southern California, Ode to my Car, Hacker's Rap, Cows with Guns, Shaving Cream, Particle Man, Bulbous Bouffant Mar 29, 1998
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BLACK DEMENTIA II 2029: Part Two of our program of Black Dementia shows off more of the huge variety of entertainment that fits in that category, from the ridiculous to the sublime. Jul 18, 2020
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MEN: Mexican Radio, Birdhouse in your Soul, Green Garden Hose, 8th Wonder of the World, Dachsunds with Erections Can't Climb Stairs, Men, I Like em Big and Stupid, Put Another Log on the Fire, Sensitive New Age Guys, Some of my Best Friends are Strait, Monster Hash, Dungeons & Dragons Jul 20, 1997
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WOMEN: Boy Wonder I Love You, Reggae Popeye, Shaddup you Face, One Ton Tomato, Call any Vegetable, K-Mart Blues, King Tut, Skinny Girls, Smart Girls, My Girlfriend is Inflatable, Me and my Vibrator, I Wish I Was a Lesbian, Do the Picard, Really Safe Sex, On the Shoulders of Freaks Jul 13, 1997
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BLACK LIVES MATTER 2028: This show features more than an hour of great Demented music and comedy from artists who happen to be Black. From Bert Williams and Cab Calloway to Richard Pryor and Sir Mix-a-lot, the great ones are out in force. First of two parts. (Note: On the Pryor track he tells why he dropped the N-word from his act; in the process, he speaks the word several times. It is the last track in the show). Jul 11, 2020
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CHEESE/PIZZA (KSCA): Plexiglas Toilet, Gremmie out of Control, Mama Rap, Day after Day, Killer Bees, Television Ruined my Life, Hong Kong Phooey, Transfusion, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Answering Machine, Happy Boy, Cheese Shop, Pizza Song, No Anchovies Please, Ode to my Car, Mr. Twister (MONO ONLY) Jul 7, 1996
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CANADA: Man Song, Monster, 10 Coronas, Jones Polka, Wet Dream, Bicycle Seat, Rudolph got a Haircut, Bald Head, Take Off, Little Toot, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Hockey Night in Canaada, Carrot Juice is Murder, Polka-Dot Undies, Bulbous Bouffant, Boot to the Head Jul 7, 1996
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AMERICA 2027: America's a better than average country, as countries go. I'll celebrate some of its good points, and call out some of its bad ones, on the show debuting (appropriately enough) on the Fourth of July. I'll also commemorate the late Carl Reiner. Jul 4, 2020
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STUPIDITY LIVE ON KSCA: Dare to be Stupid, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Birdhouse in your Soul, Maniac vs. Brainiac, 3 Jerry's, OJ Chorus, 30,000 lbs. of Bananas, Teddy Bear's Picnic, Calling All Cows, I Like Boys, Robin the Boy Wonder, Butthead Rap, Wolfman Jack, Like Sucks then you Die, I Kissed a Girl, Hey Batman 95 (MONO ONLY) Jul 2, 1995
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CIRCUS: Mad at my Mother, Ugly Baby, Them Moose Goosers, Moose in my House, Catch it and you Keep it, It's Still Billy Joel to me, Doors, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Chicken Fat, That's Mathematics, Step Right up, Bozo's Song, Man on the Flying Trapeze, Nellie the Elephant, Dead Elephant Dance, Redneck Stomp, OJ-O Jun 25, 1995
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TOP TEN 2026: Here's the Top Ten for June 2020 - halfway through this tumultuous year! Plus more trash and treasures, summertime songs, and a whole set of Happy Songs. Jun 27, 2020
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CANADA, LIVE ON KLIT: Take Off, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Human Race, Religion & Politics, Buzz the Fuzz, Theme from the Monkees, Intergalactic Laxative, Pokka Dot Undies, Ain't it a Beauty, Ring Dang Doo, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Bras on 45, 500 Miles, Fish Heads, Dead Puppies Jul 10, 1994
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LOUNGE MUSIC: Led Zeppelin Reunion Tour, Bald Guys, I Love Rock & Roll, Who Drank my Beer, Do the Picard, Way-outs, Shock Treatment, Needle Boy, Whole Lotta Love Boat, Mr. Nicotine Man, Particle Man, Lazin' in the Shade, Just a Gigolo, You Don't Love me Anymore, Down with VEG, Hittin Bedrock Jun 26, 1994
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FATHER'S DAY 2025: There are more songs about mothers than about fathers, but father songs are more likely to be Demented! Some of the best ones, and maybe one or two of the worst, are on this week's show. Jun 20, 2020
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SUMMER SPORTS: Trip to Jurassic Park, Alligator Wine, Bicycle Wreck, Harry's Jockstrap, Bob Dylan's 300 Game, Bicycle Seat, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Stepped in What, Death & Baseball, Take me Out to the Ballgme, Fishing with Fred, 9 Coronas, Up Jurassic Park, When I Was a Dinosaur Jun 27, 1993
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PSYCHIATRY/FATHERS: Twisted, Split Level Head, Dr. Freud, I Love my Dad, My Father's top Drawer, Alley Oop, Teenage Lobotomy, Another Puff, Yum Yum Tree, Let it All Hang Out, My Home Town, Dog with Plastic Stomach, Rubber Biscuit, Uneasy Rider, Psycho Chicken, My Ding-a-ling Jun 20, 1993
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FUNNY PARODIES/FROGS 2024: A Dr Demento double feature this week -- parodies of songs that are already funny, and some cool songs about frogs. The second set really stinks, though! Jun 13, 2020
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MILIARY LIVE ON KLSX: I'm a Nut, There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Lake, 99 Dead Baboons, Ape Call, Little Danny Quayle, Touch Yourself, Shop-around Sue, Sweater, Talknig Vietnam Potluck Blues, United States Marines, Oh How I Hate to Get up in the Morning, No Time for Sergeants, Rioting to the Hits Jun 14, 1992
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SUMMER SPORTS: My Dead Dog Rover, Leona in Jail, Bad Haircut, Who's on First, Taco Grande, Health Club Song, Trouble Every Day, Take me Out to the Ballgame, I Wanna be a Lifeguard, Bicycle Wreck, Baseball Card Lover, Intro & Outro, Dial 1 for Help, Bathroom on the Right, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Ren & Stimpy Jun 7, 1992
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BASEMENT TAPES #4 2023: Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #4 is the most sought-after CD in the series; we ran out years ago! Hear it complete on this show. Plus hot new stuff and some cool Demented oldies! Jun 6, 2020
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ETHNIC DEMENTIA: Stranded in the Jungle, Sushi Baby, I'm a Wimp, Nails, Baby Zone, Great Green Gobs, Don't get Killed, Your Feets too Big, Pepino the Italian Mouse, Shuttup you Face, Born in East L.A., Shake your Tuckas, Spam, My Ding-a-ling, Thank God I'm a Jewish Boy, Give Peaks a Chance May 26, 1991
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ETHNIC DEMENTIA LIVE ON KLSX: I was Stoned and I Missed it, Little Toot, Chicken Lips & Lizard Hips, Ice Age Baby, Neanderthal Man, Just to Feed my Dog, Legend of the U.S. Titanic, Blah Blah Blah, Who Stole the Kishka, Handsome Harry the Hipster, Oh Vlade, Ooh Don't Touch That, 7-11 May 26, 1991
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TOP TEN 2022: 1991 was a busy year! The 20th Anniversary Collection, our all time best-seller, was released on CD and cassette...we had a gala 20th Anniversary concert, shown on Comedy Central...and the Doctor interviewed Tom Lehrer. This week's show has highlights of all those, plus more of the Strangest Songs, and the Top Ten! May 30, 2020
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SMOKING: Another one Rides the Bus, Witch Doctor, Inka Dinka Do, Bart Simpson Rap, Famous Jews, I Want your Socks, Smoke that Cigarette, Another Puff, Smoking in the Boy's Room, Car Phone, Sensitive New-age Guys May 20, 1990
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ALCOHOL: Coffee Song, Stinky Breath, Rubber Duckie, Sweet Transvestite, Cocktails for Two, What I like About Booze, Chug-a-lug, Gentry's Gin, Nine Coronas, Hangover, Yoda, Boot to the Head May 20, 1990
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STRANGE SONGS 2021: What is the strangest song you know? A listener asked that question on the Dr. Demento Official Facebook group. Hear some of the amazing songs other listeners suggested on this show! May 23, 2020
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RECORDS, NATIONAL VERSION: I Love Me, Who's on 1st, Tennessee Bird Walk, SNITS, Hacker's Rap, When You Come to the End of a Lollipop, Because You're You, White Bread Rap, Guilty Rag, Ballad of Valdez, Big Ten-inch Record, Genie the Magic Record, Get out Those old Records, Break that Record, Elements, Fish Heads May 21, 1989
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KLSX LIVE, RECORDS: Everybody Wants my Fanny, Man from Harlem, In the River, Emily Litella, Keep Venice Nude, Final Exam, Doctor of Dementia, Hi-Fi Blues, Broken Record, Long Play Daddy, Hi Fi Shop, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Moose Turd Pie, Dead Puppies, Adam West May 21, 1989
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ALIENS 2020: Our topic today is aliens. Fascinating creatures, whose shape and size is limited only by our imagination! We also remember Little Richard, Florian Schneider and Jerry Stiller. May 16, 2020
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MOTHER'S DAY (NATIONAL): Step Right up, John & Marsha, Send me to Glory in a Glad Bag, Little Blue Man, Jimbo, Let It Out, Motherly Love, Rapping Mother, Mom Always liked You Best, My Corporation, Oh How I Hate to Get up in the Morning, Elvis is Everywhere, 9 Coronas, Fat May 8, 1988
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MOTHER'S DAY (KLSX LIVE): Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye, Rawhide, Surf's Gone, Life on the Fault Line, Cosmic Debris, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Nixon in '88, My Mother is a Space Cadet, Gino is a Coward, Spock Rap, Moose Turd Pie, Day after Day, Shaving Cream, Lasagna May 8, 1988
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MOTHER'S DAY/NUDITY 2019: A double feature for you today - Mother's Day plus Nudity. A couple of songs fit in both categories! May 9, 2020
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KLSX LIVE: Ballad of Jim & Tammy, St. George & the Dragonet, My Attorney Bernie, Beer Nuts, Burn Down the Cartoon House, Ding Dong Song, Would Jesus Wear a Rolex, Tell me a Story, On the Good Ship Lollipop, Iran Scam Medley, Squirrels, Big Balls, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian May 3, 1987
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MONTY PYTHON: Lumberjack Song, Coffee, Transfusion, I Want my Baby Back, There's a new Sound, Bury me in my Shades, Abba Dabba Honeymoon, Demented, I'm a Nut, Pet Shop, Spam, Argument, Eric the Half Bee, Living with a Hernia, Life Sucks then You Die, Vanna Pick me a Letter Apr 19, 1987
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MARIJUANA 2018: The crisis rages on, and our intrepid songwriters continue to inspire us. Hear the latest shining examples on each week's show -- then escape into the land of Dementia! This week, marijuana melodies through the decades. May 2, 2020
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AUSTRALIA: April Showers, Frankfurter Sandwiches, Hillbilly's Deck of Card, Hello DJ, Old Payola Roll Blues, Pub with no Beer, Tie me Kangaroo Down, My Stereo comes from Japan, Yoda, Big Butt, Mr. Comet, Rock me Jerry Lewis Apr 27, 1986
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KMET LIVE: Bicycle Seat, Daylight Savings Time, In the Mood, Psycho Chicken,, Social Disease, Gentry's Gin, Solfeggio, Earth Girls are Easy, Is that all There Is, Stinky Breath, Sweet Transvestite, Big Balls, Life in the Slaw Lane Apr 27, 1986
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BASEMENT TAPES 3/TOP TEN 2017: A tribute to Ian Whitcomb, PLUS Basement Tapes 3 complete, PLUS the Top Ten for April! Durty wirds on #4 and #6. Apr 25, 2020
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KMET LIVE: How I Spent my Summer Vacation, Boobs a Lot, Louie Louie, Name Game, Alphabet Song, Rocky Meets Moose, Punk Polka, 88 Lines about 44 Women, Big Balls, Acapulco Gold, Bilbo Baggins, Declaration of Independence, Earth Girls are Easy, Candy Rapper, Like a Surgeon Jun 30, 1985
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SINGING CARTOONISTS: Attack of the Killer Tomatos, Chickens for Peace, Drunkard Song, Mr. Frump, April Showers, It Ain't Gonna Rain no More, Just a Gigolo, Spam, Sidewalk Surfing, Loving You is Surfing You, Get a Load of This, Sister Mary Elephant, Wet Dream Apr 21, 1985
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STORY SONGS 2016: Here's another Dr. Demento Story Hour -- "Mississippi Squirrel Revival," "Crispy Critters," "Albuquerque" and more that are as good the eleventh time as the first -- plus Earth Day, "It's In the Book" (the one about Grandma's lye soap) and the Demented Year 1985. Apr 18, 2020
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ANSWER RECORDS: Beam me up Scotty, Shock Treatment, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Little Green Men, Dangerous Kitchen, Hooray for Captain Spalding, Chaos, Son of Irving, Purple People Eater and the Witch Doctor, He'll Have to Stay, Geek's Revenge, 3 Mile Island, I Lost on Jeopardy, Marvin I Love You Apr 15, 1984
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JEWISH DEMENTIA: Thing, My Attorney Bernie, Mr. Custer, It's in the Book, Who's on First, White Collar Holler, My Name is Larry, Would you Believe it, Basic Techniques of Jewish Motherhood, Pinkus the Peddlar, Walk on the Kosher Side, Brady Bunch, Ballad of Irving, Boogie in your Butt Apr 8, 1984
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EASTER 2015: Happy Easter! I've got a basket full of novelty tunes about bunnies and eggs (powerful fertility symbols for springtime!), plus "Eat It" and more from the Year in Dementia 1984...and farewell salutes to John Prine and music producer Hal Willner. Apr 11, 2020
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CANADA: Freaker's Ball, Seven old Ladies, It's in the Book, Money, Little more Gauze, Leader of the Blank, Mexican Radio, Beer Hunter, Vampire Beavers, Rodeo Song, Sister Mary Elephant, Reaganomics, Fast Food, Lock the Snack Bar, Pencil Neck Geek Apr 17, 1983
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FUGS: Two Dreadful Children, Teen Commandments, Rubber Biscuit, Snack Attack, Love in Bloom, Little Man, First Aid, Green Garden Hose, Hungry Freaks, Boobs a Lot, Dirty old Man, Henry Kissinger, Dentist, Stinky Breath, Kinko the Clown, Sctosman Mar 27, 1983
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STORY SONGS 2014: Once again we begin with new STORY SONGS songs (note: lots of f-words in the third one) but we soon move on to more pleasant topics - Story Songs, requests, the Demented Year 1983, and a YouTube star whose music videos have been a pleasant surprise (even though they're not comedy) while I'm voluntarily sequestered in Dementia Central. Apr 4, 2020
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PART 2, JOE SIRACUSA INTERVIEW: Rhapsody from Hunger, I'm in the Mood for Love, Strangers in the Night, 5-lb. Box of Cheese, Goodness Gracious Me, Bra Size 45, Moose Turd Pie, Teenage Lobotomy, Psycho Chicken Mar 28, 1982
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PART 1: Income Tax, Death and Baseball, Old Beer Bottle, Basketball Jones, Prep Rap, Raspberry Song, Illegal Smile, Wong Song, Acupuncture, Ratings, Sales Pitch, Frogger Lament, Mr. Rubiks, Beatles Rap Mar 28, 1982
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TOP TEN 2013: Here's the Top Ten for March - a month when the headlines were monopolized by coronavirus. This show features a dozen songs about that, all new this month (and all remarkably different from each other, musically and lyrically). Other great goodies too, including The Year of Dementia: 1982. Mar 28, 2020
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Death Jam, Love in Bloom, Seduced, Paralyzed, This Song is Boring, Repetition, We all Scream for Ice Cream, Dallas, All about Music, Raspberry Song, No Beer in Heaven, Teenage Lobotomy, Hamster Love, Bicycle Seat, Space Invaders Mar 29, 1981
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Martian Hop, Funky Gibbon, Protest Song, Love That Bomb, Daddy's Money, Cyclops, Weather Forecast, Can't Buy me Love, Rock and Roll Doctor, Uneasy Rider, It's in the Book, Who's on First, Lumberjack Song, Dead Puppies, Fish Heads Mar 22, 1981
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PSEUDONYMS 2012: Nearly all of the new songs and parodies that came in this week, and well over half the requests, have been for songs, old and new, that somehow relate to COVID-19 and especially the enforced "social distance" or whatever you want to call it. We are living in historic times! This show begins with a half hour devoted to that. For the rest of the show we move on to more pleasant territory with "Surprises in Disguises," songs by artists recording under pseudonyms Mar 21, 2020
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PART TWO KMET: Ringo, Gringo, Let's Misbehave, 50 Ways to Beat your Lover, Friend of a Friend of Mine, Don't Send my Boy to Prison, We Saw the Sea, Ying Tong Song, Please Please Me, Bounce your Boobies, Disco Sucks, My Bologna, Punk Polka, Ayatollah, Sports Page, Mr. Bill, Interview with Big Foot Mar 23, 1980
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PART ONE KMET: Louie's Market, Poisoning Pigeons, Psycho Chicken, Questions, Its a Heartburn, Cosmic Debris, Another Puff, Disco Tech, Cement Mixer, Barefoot Rock, Richter Scale, Beatles at 3 Mile Island, End of the World, Taking the Census, All the Jive is Gone, Davy Crockett, Pancho Lopez Mar 23, 1980
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY 2011: The St. Patrick's Day Parades may be cancelled, but my St. Patrick's Day show is ready for you now! The new show also features the Year in Dementia 1980 (and what a year that was!) and Carla Ulbrich's new CD. Mar 14, 2020
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Everybody Wants my Fanny, Bald Headed Woman, Pink Elephants on Parade, Bloat on, Studio 54, Eleanor Rigby, Mule Skinner Blues, You're the Pits, I've Got Tears in my Ears, Day in the Life of Green Acres, Dropout's March, My Ding-a-ling, Rubber Biscuit, Blob Mar 11, 1979
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Riot in Cell Block #9, Psycho, Creep the Tragic Cockroach, Ajax Mortuary, Tell me a Story, Love in Bloom, Pinball Wizard, Bingo, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, Ying Tong Song, Morning After, Bounce your Boobies, My Name is Larry, Dead Puppies, Fish Heads Mar 4, 1979
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BASEMENT TAPES #2 2010: This week's show features Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #2, including Whimsical Will's all time most-requested episode, Weird Al, Barnes & Barnes and 22 more, plus A Year In Dementia: 1979 and a mess of other goodies (and maybe a baddie or two). Mar 7, 2020
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KMET PART 2: Synagogue Rag, It's Better in the Dark, So Long Bing, Rock & Roll Hell, Food, Put the Bone in, I'm Nuts about Mutts, Cheese Shop, Who's on First, Golfing Blues, King Tut, Pet Shop, Pizza Song, Pencil Neck Geek, Time Warp, Shaving Cream May 21, 1978
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KMET PART 1: Walk on the Kosher Side, Punk Rock Christmas, Unbirthday Song, Delicious, There's no Lumbago in San DIego, What did that Man Say?, Be True to your School, Daffy Ditties, Rubber Duckie, Dear Jeepers, Song of the Woodpecker, Normal May 21, 1978
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TOP TEN 2009: Here's the Top Ten for February, together with The Year in Dementia 1978 (the year of Fish Heads, Titties and Beer, and our first Westwood One show) plus a curated selection of artisan-crafted Dementia from yesterday, today, and tomorrow. Feb 29, 2020
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PART TWO KMET: Spanish Inquisition, Duck Tail, Nixorcist, Skateboard Convoy, Cruising in Van Nuys, Argument, He Hit Me, Catch it and You Keep It, No No Song, Alvin's Orchestra, Thank God for Porno Mar 6, 1977
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PART ONE KMET: Back from the Shadows Again, Shut the Door, Eggplant Ate Chicago, You're the Pits, Buck Jones Ranger, Nobody, You Got your Baby Back, Minnie the Moocher, Disco Tech, Cabaret Boys, Ricochet Mar 6, 1977
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HAWAII 2008: Today I have a tropical treat for your February - demented tunes from Hawaii and other balmy climes. We also have another de-mo-mentous Year in Dementia, a few songs for Washington's Birthday, and I'll discuss two, that's two brand new books about "Weird Al" Yankovic! (note: the fifth song in the show has a four-letter C-word which is very nasty in the USA, but less so in England, and is specifically used in the British context, which I explain after it plays). Feb 22, 2020
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KMET PART 2: You're not the Only Pebble, Chris Sanford Interview, Parrot Sketch, Deep Purple, Wild Bill Hiccup, Rubber Biscuit, Little More Gauze, Some People Think Chickens Have Lips, Meditation, Walk on the Kosher Side, Beep Beep, You Got Your Baby Back, Waffle Whiffer, It's a Gas Feb 22, 1976
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KMET PART 1: I am the Greatest, Man in the Red Flannel Drawers, Purple People Eater, Alfred Packer, High School U.S.A., Uncle Josh Playing Golf, Old McDonald, Battle of Yorktown, Civilization, Monotonous, Another Puff, Knockers Up, Getting a Haircut, Garage Sale, Pet your Rock Feb 22, 1976
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FIRST BASEMENT TAPE 2007: This week we salute another great Year in Dementia, 1976. Also a tribute to that amazing entertainer Orson Bean, and the very first Dr. Demento Basement Tape in its entirety. Feb 15, 2020
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KMET PART TWO: Song of the Prune, Alfred Packer, Timothy, Any Ice Today Lady, Large Dark Aardvark, Hut Sut, Oh Mr. Mitchell, Jake Walk Blues, Crawl out Through the Fallout, Martian March, Minnie the Moocher, Yellow Submarine, It's a Gas, Boobs a Lot (MONO ONLY) Feb 9, 1975
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KMET PART ONE: Everybody Wants a Little Peace, Pizza Man, Guilty Rag, Santa Barbara Earthquake, Day after Day, Wild Thing, Lovely Weather for Ducks, Jelly Bean, Chula Vista, Felix the Cat, Siamese Cat, Knockers Up, Smut, Sweet Violets #2, Great Bell (MONO ONLY) Feb 9, 1975
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DEMENTED LOVE SONGS 2006: Can a song (or a person) be both Deeeeeeeeemented and romantic? Check out this week's show for more than 90 minutes of deeeemented love songs, plus the Demented year 1975 and other surprises. Feb 8, 2020
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PART TWO KMET: On Top of Spaghetti, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, On Top of a Pizza, Beep Beep, Cockroach Stomp, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, Purple People Eater, Doughnut Song, Birthday Cake Polka, My old Flame, Dear Judge, Go See Seattle, Dirty Love, Martian Hop, Cigarette Song, Bounce your Boobies, Shaving Cream, Clean Song (MONO ONLY) Feb 3, 1974
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PART ONE KMET: Poisoning Pigeons, Loving You has Made me Bananas, Drunkard Song, What me Worry, Rubber Duckie, White Christmas, News of the World, Mummy, Dr. Hackenbush, Grunt Song, Oh Johnny, Blue Tail Fly, Martian March, Battle of New Orleans, Through Thick and Thin, Mildred our Choir Director, Dying Business, Hyena Baby (MONO ONLY) Feb 3, 1974
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REQUESTS 2005: Requests rule on this week's show! Over an hour of individual requests, from all over the funny-music map, plus the Top Ten for January. Feb 1, 2020
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PART TWO KMET: Cave Man, Butch Barbarian, Monkey and Babboon, Zorro, Bozo, Circus Song, Bridget Bardot, Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend, I'm no Angel, Viper's Dream, Let Your Linen Hang Low, Mechanical Man, Wisconsin Wiggles, Ain't we Crazy, 12 Days of Christmas, Delicious, Davy's Dinghy Jan 28, 1973
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PART ONE KMET: Big Leg Emma, Manhattan Spiritual, Man from Harlem, Boston Tea Party, Animal Crackers in my Soup, With her Head Tucked Underneath her Arm, Hunting Blues, Hound Dog, Transfusion, How Dry I am, I Love Onions, Reefer Man, When the Levee Breaks, Teen Commandments, Walter Wart, Pale Blues Jan 28, 1973
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COMEDY HISTORY 2004: Since 1994 Dr D has given talks on comedy and music history almost every year at his alma mater, Reed College. This show features an adaptation of one of those, a survey of 20th Century spoken comedy on records, sketches and standup (and a couple of songs). Plus "A Year In Dementia" (1973), the Demented News, a short tribute to Terry Jones, and more. A few F-words toward the end, and a few ethnic slurs typical of the times (but no N-words). Jan 25, 2020
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PART TWO KMET: Nightmare Song, That's all Folks, Dirty Robbers, High Noon, Street Fight, What's up Doc, Alligator Wine, Baby it's Cold Outside, Leader of the Pack, Santa's Beard, My Two Front Teeth, Shotgun Boogie, 16 Tacos, Go Go Go, Help Me, I'm no Communist, Monster Mash, Christmas Balls Dec 10, 1972
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PART ONE KMET: Snatch and Grab it, Destination Moon, On Top of old Smokey, Song of the Sewer, Three Bells, Just a Gigolo, Guy with the Voodoo, Minnie the Moocher, Pistol Packing Mama, Santa and the Purple People Eater, I Want You for Christmas, Captain Video, Chicken Walk, Taming the Tiger Dec 10, 1972
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RANDOM CHOICE 2003: This is like a random choice show - except I switched some of the random choices to things I thought really deserved, or even needed, to be heard! Some new things and requests too. Hope you like it - comments welcome at drdemento.com or the Dr D Official Facebook group. Jan 18, 2020
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RECREATION of an episode from February 1971, voiced by historian Jeff Morris. NOTE: The Doctor does not appear in this stream. Feb 11, 1971
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RECREATION of episodes from January 1971, voiced by historian Jeff Morris. NOTE: The Doctor does not appear in this stream. Jan 7, 1971
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2002 RADIO MORNING SHOWS: A topic we haven't covered before - Demented Hits from Radio Morning Shows. There've been a ton of them - "The Devil Went to Jamaica," "Squirrels" and "We Love Barney Fife" for starters. Some surprises too. Our historical recap of The Years of Dementia reaches 1971 - an offhand guess I made that year about the show's future would come very true eight years later. Jan 11, 2020
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RECREATION of episodes from November/December 1970, voiced by historian Jeff Morris. NOTE: The Doctor does not appear in this stream. Nov 26, 1970
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RECREATION of episodes from October/November 1970, voiced by historian Jeff Morris. NOTE: The Doctor does not appear in this stream. (MONO ONLY) Nov 6, 1970
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NEIL INNES TRIBUTE 2001: We lost some good people over the holidays, including Neil Innes, co-founder of the Bonzo Dog band, who also provided lots of music for Monty Python and the Rutles among many others. Dr D recorded a 55-minute interview with Neil in 1994, and it's all on this show, the first time it's been heard since then. This show also has a tribute to Don Imus, and the debut of an exciting new feature celebrating the show's 50th anniversary. (Note: the survey of Demented hits created for radio morning shows has been rescheduled for Jan. 11th). Jan 4, 2020
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AUDIO TORTURE CHAMBER: compilation of this feature 1987-1991 with the WORST songs ever! Jan 1, 1987
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FUNNY 25 1952: The Funny 25 countdown for 2019, plus After-Christmas, New Year's, and a tribute to Uncle Vic of "Space Invaders" fame. Dec 28, 2019
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DANCE PARTY: Rhapsody from Hunger, Russian Bandstand, Like a Dribbling Fram, Donna Summer on the Radio, Along Came Jones, Mildred our Choir Director, Punk Polka, I Can't Dance, Madison Time, Masochism Tango, Mystery Dance, Funky Gibbon, Ikey & Mikey, Kinko the Clown Aug 21, 1983
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BIRDS: 3 Blind Jellyfish, Driving in my Car, Can't Get my Motor to Start, Old Beer Bottle, 51 Beers, Friends, Marvin I Love You, Surfing Bird, Bluebirds over the Mountain, Rockin' Robin, Betty the Birdwatching Bride, Woodpecker, Silicon Valley Guy, Smoke Two Joints, Yoda Aug 14, 1983
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HOLIDAYS 1951: Our Christmas celebration winds up this year with more old favorites and new surprises. Special added attraction: hilarious hits for Hanukkah! One f-word (along with a box of candy and a piece of fruit) in the fourth-from-last song, otherwise PG-13. Dec 21, 2019
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LOVE SONGS: Doors, Let's Blow up the Tow Truck, Rubber Biscuit, Grandmother's Song, Cows with Guns, Talking Cat, Life Sucks then You Die, A Little More Gauze, Crazy, John & Marsha, Love Song, Juanita Beasley, Fire Water Burn, In my Country, Ode to my Car, Bulbous Bouffant Jan 19, 1997
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JOHN LANDIS INTERVIEW: Hooray I'm Going Away, Cheese Shop, Up in Smoke, Juanita Banana, Hello There, Nobody, Fish Heads, Pass the Udder Udder, Be Prepared, Minnie the Moocher, Stand-up, When I See an Elephant Fly, Louie Louie, I Love Me, Pencil Neck Geek, My Dead Dog Rover, Sweet Transvestite Oct 1, 1978
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HOLIDAY 1950: Holiday show number two for 2019 once again puts the spotlight on Santa Claus, aka St. Nicholas, the saint who with a slight alteration of his name became the King of secular Christmas. More requests, more new songs (one created just a few days ago) and more beloved oldies. One F-word in the third-from-last song. Dec 14, 2019
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KMET PART 2: Yingle Bells, Christmas Carol, 12 Days of Christmas, Seeing Red, Fallout Shelter, Friendship, Having a Love In, Reckless, I Get a Kick out of You, Mr. Sandman, I Thought I Saw a Puddy Tat, Michael's Market, Old Sow Song, Betty Boop, I Love Onions, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Cocktails for Two, San Francisco, Big Bear Lake Dec 3, 1972
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KMET PART 1: William Tell Overture, Fishing Blues, Saturday Night Fish Fry, One Meatball, Big Movie Show in the Sky, Too Pooped to Pop, Genie the Magic Record, Drinking Wine Spodeodee, I Got Loaded, Cool Water, Honky Tonk Train Blues, Beat me Daddy 8 to the Bar, Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy, Minnesota Polka, North Dakota Moon Dec 3, 1972
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HOLIDAYS I 1949: Here's the first holiday show for 2019. Santa gets no respect in some of our songs this week! Dec 7, 2019
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ROCK & ROLL: Big 10" Record, Pinball Wizard, DOA, Yakety Yak, Bang on the Drum all Day, Friends, My Attorney Bernie, Hot Nuts, Stinkfoot, Mother's Lament, Plexiglass Toilet, Take off your Clothes, Bras on 45, Dwarf Tossing, My Ding a Ling, Earache my Eye, Fish Heads Apr 25, 1993
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FLO & EDDIE: I'm my Own Grandpa, Go Play in Traffic, Merchant's Lunch, Derby Town, Buffalo, Fox in Socks, Haley's Comet, Goodness Gracious Me, Flo & Eddie Theme, Eddie Are you Kidding, TIbetan Memory Trick, Wasn't That a Party, Someone ate the Baby, I Hate when that Happens, Marvin, Dare to be Stupid Feb 9, 1986
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BARNES & BARNES INTERVIEW/WINTER/TOP TEN 1948: Our 2019 holiday celebrations begin as for the first time in over 20 years we welcome Barnes & Barnes for a "Holidaze in Lumania" interview! Plus a first-hour Free-for-All with lots of winter wondersongs, and the Top Ten. Nov 30, 2019
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LIVE AT TOWER RECORDS (Part 2): Beep Beep, Horace the School Bus Driver, Jerry the Junker, Boris the Spider, Freckle Song, I Wanna Kiss Her, Beer Drinking Song, Fussy Eater, Bedrock Rap, Commercials on 45, Fish Heads, Yoda, I Get Weird, Dead Puppies, Smoke-off, I Had Sex with E.T. Oct 10, 1982
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LIVE AT TOWER RECORDS (Part 1): Dr. of Dementia, Marina Men, Green Acres, Jumping at the Record Shop, My Name is not Merv Griffin, I Used to Work in Chicago, Casey at the Bat, What is a DJ, Dirty Love, Seduced, Don't Touch me There, Fruit Song, Ethel Pump, Peek-a-boo, Earthquake Song Oct 10, 1982
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TURKEYS 1947: Happy Thanksgiving! Once again this year I have tons of tunes about our annual feast day, famous and obscure, sincere and cynical, but mostly a little skeptical. After that, it'll be time once again for musical turkeys - the absolute worst! Nov 23, 2019
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Bird on my Head, Hunting Song, Hurry Bury Baby, Football, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Gloomy Sunday, Middle of the House, Old Philosopher, Divorce, Roger Boom, Locked in the Closet with You, Terrible Operation Blues, On the Amazon, Crusher, Spam, Martian March, King Tut Sep 24, 1978
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DRINKING & SMOKING ON KLSX: My Girl's Pussy, I'm a Mainframe, Famous Jews, Cocaine Blues, Booger on my Beer Mug, Too Young to Drink, Smoke that Cigarette, Another Puff, Smoking in the Boy's Room, Noctural Stumblebut, Wappin', No Smoking, Ooh Don't Touch That, Smoke-off May 27, 1990
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CLASSICAL 1946: Here's another salute to classical music, which is also known as "serious music". Being serious, it's very fertile territory for spoof and satire, as many artists inside and outside the field have discovered. This is a sequel to our May 4, 2019 show, with just one piece duplicated. Nov 16, 2019
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LEONARD KOREN INTERVIEW (KMET PART 2): Ling Ting Tong, Rub a Dub, Singing in the Bathtub, Rubber Duckie, Rain Montage, Bathtub Song, Splish Splash, Window Shopping, Hamster Love, Geek's Revenge, Party, Old Doggies, Stardrek, Vatican Rag Dec 11, 1977
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KMET PART 1: Spider in the Bath, TV Blues, Videotape, Nixon Victory March, Punk Rock Christmas, Davy's Dinghy, Belly Button Song, Grandmother's Song, Cocaine Habit, Good King Kong Looked Out, Elmer's Tune, Hanukah is Here, Death to Disco, Santa Jaws Dec 11, 1977
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PSYCHIATRY II 1945: In which we wrap up our comedy-music survey of mental disorders, and the sane and sometimes insane things we do to treat them. Nov 9, 2019
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CAFFEINE: Vanna Pick me a Letter, Word from Farkle, Spectrum Song, Why Does the Sun Shine, Star Wars Cantina, George Bush Language Center, Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Grandma vs. the Crusher, I Want a Proper Cup of Coffee, Stress, Coffee, Too Much Coffee, Java Jive, Liar Sleeps Tonight, Shatner, What if your Butt was Gone Sep 12, 2004
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FUNNY 25 FOR 1991 (NATIONAL VERSION) Dec 29, 1991
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PSYCHIATRY 1944: Mental illness, psychosis and neurosis, is a very serious issue - but it has inspired a whole lot of really funny songs over the years. Some are goofy, some are profound. Many were written by eminently sane people, but others - who knows? This week we also have the Top Ten for October. Nov 2, 2019
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KMET PART 2: Hand me Down my Jogging Shoes, Saber Dancer, Eggs, General Hospitale, Throw it out the Window, Short People, Tall People, Jimmy Durante Nose, Dead Puppies, Laugh and be Happy, Space Invaders, It's not Nice to Fool Mother Nature, Big Balls Jul 12, 1981
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KMET PART 1, LEON REDBONE INTERVIEW: Old King Louie, Green Garden Hose, On Top of a Pizza, Ballad of the Baseball Strike, Cocktails for Two, Duncan, Paralyzed, Talking John Birch, Attack of the 50-ft. Woman, Lovesick Blues, Seduced, Bicycle Seat Jul 12, 1981
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HALLOWEEN 1943: Here's Part Two of the all-new Spooky Tunes and Scary Melodies show for 2019! (The October Top Ten debuts on November 2). Oct 26, 2019
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Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Smoke Off, Harvey & Sheila, Split Level Head, Purple Haze, Tour of New York, Beam me up Scotty, Bumblebee in a Nudist Colony, Secretary Song, Time Warp, Hamster Love, Ballad of Irving Sep 17, 1978
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CHRISTMAS ON KSCA: Christmas Wrapping, Christmas at my House, Frosty the Snowman, Hula Holiday, You can Sue, Night Before Christmas, Rudolph the Bald Headed Reindeer, I've Got some Presents for Santa, Christmas Pudding, All I Want for Christmas is my 2 Front Teeth, Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer Dec 25, 1994
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HALLOWEEN 1942: The nights are cooler and the Jack O'Lanterns are glowing and it's time once again for our Halloween shows! Here is the first of two new shows for this year, including old favorites, new discoveries and a whole lot of your requests. Oct 19, 2019
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KMET PART 2: Garage Sale, Harv Kirshner, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, Marvin's Duckie, Idiot Song, Ballad of the Everyday House Wife, Monkey Bite, Normal, Let me Bang your Box, In Someone's Sneakers, Wet Dream, Take a Walk on the Kosher Side, Argument Clinic, Gumball Wizard Feb 15, 1976
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KMET PART 1: Mummy, Boris Pilloris, If, No Wedding Bells for Me, Cockroach Stomp, I'm Popeye the Sailor, Man on page 602, Wreck of the Old '97, Yankee Doodle, Don't Put Onions on your Hamburger, Are You for Real?, Lobster Woman, Worms, Hippity Hop, Hostility Rag, Condom Feb 15, 1976
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POTTY HUMOR 1941: Our topic today is something we're all familiar with - toilets! Commodes! In other words, potty humor! I've never declared that as a special topic before, but judging by all the requests that came in, this should be one of our most popular topics ever. Oct 12, 2019
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DR. WHO 40TH ANNIVERSARY: Music Sex & Cookies, Cupcakes, Loving you has Made me Bananas, How Many Clowns in a Car?, 18 Wheels on a Big Rig, Ballad of Johnny Holmes, In my Country, Maniac vs. Brainiac, 7-11, Who is the Doctor, Doctorin the Tardis, Robot Cat, Dying Cub Fan's Last Request Nov 9, 2003
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EXERCISE: Brady Bunch, Sunday Driving, Outside the Hospital, Boys Just Want to Have Sex, Radio Russia, Ying Tong Song, Chicken Fat, Back When my Hair was Short, Dentist, Vampire Beavers, Cool Down, Elements, Eat it, Marvin I Love You Feb 19, 1984
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OBSOLETE 1940: Today's topic is Funny Songs (and spoken bits) about Forgotten Phenomena. Many of these were very popular on the show when they first came out, and many are still hilarious (I'll say a few words now and then to explain things). Also a pop-up topic - Things On Fire (that aren't supposed to be). Oct 5, 2019
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WORLD WAR II, GUEST ON IAN WHITCOMB: Adolf, Remember Pearl Harbor, I'm Sending a Letter to Santa Claus, Der Fuehrer's Face, Yankee Doodle Spirit, Johnny Zero, Coming in on a Wing and a Prayer, Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition, Stalin Wasn't Stallin, I'm a Cranky old Yank (MONO ONLY) Dec 5, 1991
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TOP TEN/COUNTRY 1939: The Top Ten for September 2019, plus a fun little stack of crazy Country! note: Top Ten song #3 has the f-word, repeated to the point of absurdity! Sep 28, 2019
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KMET PART 2, SCATMAN CROTHERS INTERVIEW: Give me Nuclear Power, Rawhide, I'm the Scat Man, I've got Rhythm, What a Nice Kid like You Doing in a Place like This, Transfusion, Marijuana Polka, Still no Sign of Land, Healthy Attitude, Slide Trombone, Psycho Chicken, Mr. Bill Jul 20, 1980
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KMET PART 1, STUART PAUL INTERVIEW: Freaking at the Freaker's Ball, Darth Vader, Please Mr. Carter, Tacos for Two, Soba Song, Teenage Romance, Top of the Pyramid, To Mommy, It's a Heartburn, Okie from Muskogee, Boats, Guys are not Proud, Dead Rubber Pigs, One Hippopotami Jul 20, 1980
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ANIMALS 1938: More animal songs this week...Demented tunes about animals in the zoo, animals in the wild, and animals in our imagination! Plus Talk Like a Pirate Weekend, A Statistically Significant Love Song, and what you can do with a time machine (but maybe shouldn't). Sep 21, 2019
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William Tell Overture, Honey Don't you Want a Man like Me, A Little More Gauze, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Lyle Crosby interview, Purple People Eater, Trouble with Harry, Tell me a Story, Step Right up, Lulu, New Horizons in Music Appreciation, Martian Boogie, Making Love in a Subaru, My Name is Larry, Who's on First Sep 10, 1978
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HAIR: Hooray for Captain Spalding, Plastic or Paper, Abominable Snowman in the Market, After Christmas Syndrome, Happy New Year, Shoehorn with Teeth, Machines, Sushi Baby, Lee Harvey was a Friend of Mine, My Hair, Duck Tail, Almost Cut my Hair, Uneasy Rider, Boobs a Lot, Doctor in the Tardis, Fish Heads, Dead Puppies Jan 8, 1989
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FARM 1937: On Dr. Demento's farm, he grows funny songs instead of chickens or rutabagas. He has a bumper crop this time and plays about 90 minutes worth on this show! Plus some hot new stuff in the first half hour. Sep 14, 2019
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PART TWO KMET: Let's all Sing like the Birds, Dry Bones, Predictions for 100 Years from Now, News of the World, On the Good Ship Lollipop, Oozing Cyst Blues, Sidewalk Surfing, Short Dresses, Traffic Song, Cherokee Dance, Ole Svenson, Shaving Cream, Ed Barbara, Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, Loving you has Made me Bananas, Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Duke of Ook Apr 6, 1975
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PART ONE KMET: April Showers, It Never Rains in Sunny California, I Took my Organ to the Party, Psychedelic Love, Giving it to Mary, Beer Barrel Polka, Java Jive, Doap, Sweet Marijuana Brown, Smut, Let's Do it, I Said no, Down by the Station, Cable Car Concerto, Nina Cocka Nina, When I'm Cleaning Windows, Take off your Clothes, Are you a Turtle, All by Myself Without my Ape Apr 6, 1975
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FRUIT 1936: Our topic today is fruit, featuring the funniest fruit of all! We also have a generous first hour Free-For-All with Groucho, Carlton the Doorman and Randy Rainbow's latest. Fragrant fumes and durty wurds in the very last track. Sep 7, 2019
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COWS: Moo Moo, Blind Willie Feldman, Vampire Frogs, Building for the Future, Demented News, It Never Rains in Southern California, Talking Seattle Grunge Rock Blues, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Alphabet Song, Einstein, Richter Scale, Mutant Cows, Werecow, New Age Girl, Microsoft Word Jan 29, 1995
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STAR TREK: Curly Shuffle, April Showers, Green Garden Hose, Drip Drip Drip, Rub-a-Dub-Dub, Inside or Out, Siamese Cat, K-mart Blues, Hacker's Rap, Teenage Brain Surgeon, Ape Call, Trouble with Klingons, Highly Illogical, Star Trip, Star Trekkin, Second Week of Deer Camp, Adam West Apr 2, 1989
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LABOR DAY 1935: Happy Labor Day, everyone! Dr. D worked overtime to bring you a show with songs about work that are fun to listen to, PLUS the Top Ten for August, PLUS a half-hour free-for-all to start the show! Aug 31, 2019
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KMET PART TWO: Beam me up Scotty, Time Warp Dance medley, I Can't Dance, I Won't Dance, Disco Tech, Jones Laughing Record, Animal, Disco Duck, Three Drunk Newts, Mrs. Jaws, Purple People Eater, Harv Kirchner, My Name is Larry, Fish Heads Apr 29, 1979
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KMET PART ONE: (FIRST TWO MINUTES VERY NOISY!) Broadway New York, Daylight Savings Time, One of these Days Pow, Cocktails for Two, Funky Gibbon, We Saw the Sea, Foreign Legion of Love, Transistorized Sweetheart, Flakes, Canasta, I am an Astronaut Apr 29, 1979
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SCHOOL 1934: With most kids back in school, once again we celebrate all things scholastic -grade school, high school and college! Also a few songs about snack food, and a tribute to the late Kip Addotta ("Wet Dream.") Aug 24, 2019
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Crusher, Gimme that old Unemployment, You Went the Wrong Way old King Louie, Your Love is Like Nuclear Waste, What's up Doc?, Light my Fire, Minnie the Moocher, Them Toad Suckers, Johnny had a Yo Yo, Ain't we Crazy, Normal, Leader of the Laundromat, They Don't Make Nun Names, Beep Beep, Elements, Dead Puppies Sep 10, 1978
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HALLOWEEN PART 1: Time Warp, Gobblin Girl, Casting my Spell, Monster Concert, Nightmare on my Street, Zombie Stomp, It's Alive, Carmen Miranda's Ghost, Midnight Stroll, Halloween Spooks, I Want to Bite Your Hand, Vampire Bat, Vampire Sleeps, Werewolves of London, Psycho, Werecow, Nature Trail to Hell Oct 22, 1995
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CATS 1933: There are not as many cat songs as there are dog songs, but some cat songs are extra special, and very demented! Lots of those on this week's show, along with a tribute to the late Dick Price, and a 50th anniversary salute to Disneyland's Haunted Mansion, with former Mansion employee Whimsical Will. Aug 17, 2019
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KMET PART 2: Laugh Laugh Laugh, Who's on First, Rubber Duckie, Rose-Colored Glasses, Whiffenpoof Song, Sweet Violets, Dinghy Song, Jesse James, Crepitation Contest, Highly Illogical, Shaving Cream, Old Sow Song, Ain't we Crazy (MONO ONLY) Apr 28, 1974
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KMET PART 1: Happy new Year, 3 Little Fishies, Golden Grid Iron Boy, Constantinople, Drowning in the Surf, Minnie the Moocher, Pub with no Beer, Un-birthday Song, Mummy, My Little Grass Shack, Euphoria, Cable Car Concerto (MONO ONLY) Apr 28, 1974
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DOGS 1932: The dog days are here, and the Doctor has 90 minutes of Demented dog songs and sketches for you. Plus the Ravings of John McCullough, and Whimsical Will's fateful trip down that Old Town Road! Aug 10, 2019
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CIRCUS: Fibber Island, It's the Real World After All, Song of the Sewer, Song Inside my Head, Witch Doctor, When I was a Dinosaur, My Jellyroll, Robot Parade, Ritalin, Circus Song, Bozo Song, Man on the Flying Trapeze, Nellie the Elephant, Animal Uprising, Bad Influence, Wet Dream. Peter Parker, Devil Went to Jamaica Jul 14, 2002
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TWO LIVE JEWS INTERVIEW: Little Blue Man, Mrs. Fletcher, Jailhouse Iraq, Nails, Hunting Song, Daffy Duck Rhapsody, Deer Hunting, I Shot Bambi's Mother, Yosemite Sam, Those 2 Dreadful Children, My Neighbor's Kids, Kosher as They Want to Be, Shake your Tuckas, Clothes of the Dead, If You Knew Souter, We Love Barney Fife, Oy It's so Humid Oct 21, 1990
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FISH 1931: Still a whole lot of funny fish songs in the Lake of Dementia, so this week we're back to catch some more! Plus lots of your requests in the first hour. Aug 3, 2019
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KMET PART TWO: It's no Laughing Matter, King Tut, Woody Woodpecker, Shrivel Up, Little Wooden Whistle, Candy Man, Huntington Park, Happy Feet, Smoke Off, Hello DJ, My Dead Dog Rover, Commercials, Pencil Neck Geek, Sweet Transvestite Oct 15, 1978
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KMET PART ONE: Sister Jenny's Turn to Throw the Bomb, Creativity in Action, Ralph & Herbie, Hippity Hop, Disc Jockey Blues, A Song with a Peal, Ballad of Bloody Guts, Piles of It, Roots, Come up and See me Sometime, Rabbit Hash, Onomotopeia Oct 15, 1978
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TOP TEN 1930: "Raining Tacos" has been "weaponized" in Florida! This week's show is dripping with taco tunes, and money, and moose turds...and of course, the Top Ten for July. Rated PG-13 for Randy Rainbow's latest tribute to our great leader, and a few other durty wurds. Jul 27, 2019
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JOHN CHRISTIANSON INTERVIEW: Can't get my Motor to Start, Heaven is for Presbyterians, How Come my Dog Don't Bark, Robin the Boy Blunder, Melanie, Every Little Bug, I Ain't Hep to that Step, Cocktails for Two, Dragnet, Wyatt Earp Makes me Burp, Nine Coronas, Contra Rap Jan 31, 1988
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FRED BLASSIE INTERVIEW: Gilligan's Island Stairway, Gonna Buy me a Dog, Hail to the Jewish Mother, Animal House, Teen Commandments, School Cafeteria, Go Go Pogo, Ticklish Ruben, Camelot, I'm a Nut, My Way, Ode to the Little Brown Shack out Back, Hamster Love, Snoopy & the Red Baron, King Tut Sep 3, 1978
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GAMES 1929: Our topic is Games - all kinds of games, but mostly the less athletic kind - video games, role-playing games and the like - plus the 50th anniversary of the moon landing (July 20) and the 30th anniversary of something a little more Demented. Jul 20, 2019
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KMET PART 2: Singing in the Bathtub, Crusher, Ape Call, Jelly Roll's First Cousin, Zoot Suit, Jerry the Junker, Bread Line Blues, I'm the Greek Ambassador, Boobs a Lot, Delicious, Ain't we Crazy, Split Level Head, Dueling Tubas Apr 8, 1973
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KMET PART 1: Polly Wolly Doodle, Farmer's Life, I Scream You Scream, Calamity Jane, Putting on the Ritz, Open the Door Richard, Tell me Mama, Chloe, Nose Job, Riders in the Sky, Who Pumped the Wind in my Doughnut, Eh Cumpari Apr 8, 1973
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SOUND EFFECTS PART TWO 1928: Here's Part 2 of our sound effects extravaganza, a tribute to Mad Magazine, and more! Jul 13, 2019
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BIRDS: Trigger Happy, Political Science, Turning Japanese, Surfing with Britney, Bertha Butt Boogie, Three Idiots I, Tennessee Bird Walk, Bird on my Head, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, I Want a New Duck, Dead Parrot, Biggest Parakeets in Town, Horrible Movie Song, 99 Dead Baboons May 20, 2001
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THE FIFTIES: One Hen, Insomnia, In the Mood, Loch Ness Monster, Abominable Snowman in the Market, Jump Jump, Charlie Brown, Be Prepared, Ballad of Davey Crewcut, Kookie Lend me Your Comb, Within You Without You, Miss Goggins & the Gorilla, Squirrels, Happy Happy Joy Joy Jun 28, 1992
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ALL-TIME FUNNY 25 1927: And here's the All-Time Funny 25! The most requested songs and stories in the 49-year history of the Dr. Demento Show, counted down from #25 to Number One. (A few extras are heard at the start of the show). Jul 6, 2019
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KMET HOUR 2 & 3, NIXON & CHRISTMAS: He's Our Al, I'm Gonna Vote for a Republican/Democrat, They Like Ike, High Hopes, Abe Snake for President, We'll Ride with Nixon, Nixon's the One, Tricky Dicky, Watergate Blues, Nixorcist, White Christmas, Santa Fly, Have a Jewish Christmas, Night Before Christmas, Monster's Holiday, Randolph the Flat Nosed Reindeer, Chincy old Scrooge, Be Kind to your Street Corner Santa Dec 22, 1974
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TOP TEN 1926: Top Ten time for June! For the rest of the show, the theme is America. A very broad theme for a very broad country. A couple tracks were even recorded in England, but they're about America. Jun 29, 2019
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SUMMER/BEER: Bird Bathroom, Macenroe's Breakfst, Someone ate the Baby, Too Darn Hot, Swimming Song, I Like Beer, Beer Barrel Polka, Glorious Beer, 99 Bottles of Beer, In Heaven there is no Beer, Pub with no Beer, How Many Burps in a Bottle of Beer, Who Drank my Beer, 15 Beers Ago, Those 2 Dreadful Children Jul 31, 1983
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CHRISTMAS IN JULY: Battle of Kookamunga, Be Prepared, Tattooed Lady, Buffy come Back, Donald the Dub, I Found the Brains of Santa Claus, Wreck the Halls, Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer, Hostility Rag, Red Wing, Running Bear, Galaxy Song, Silicon Valley Guy, I Love Rocky Road Jul 10, 1983
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RANDOM 1925: Normally each show has a topic these days, but this one does not, which makes it abnormal (even more than most of my shows!) Most of the songs were picked at random. Some tried and true favorites along with many we haven't heard in years. Jun 22, 2019
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CHRISTMAS IN AUGUST: Madalena Hadalena, Dirty old Man, I'd Rather be Dead, Hello this isn't Anna, Desecration Rag, Abominable Snowman, All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth, Twelve Gifts of Christmas, Birthday, He Hit Me, My Name is Larry, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten Aug 27, 1978
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ALL REQUESTS: Lumberjack Song, Jar Song, I'm a Boinger, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Walter Wart the Freaky Frog, N.F.L., Chalk Dust, Learn How to Drive, Elvis is Everywhere, When Harpo Played his Harp, Santa Baby, You're Ugly, Beastie Wrap, Scotsman, Ballad of Irving Sep 27, 1987
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FATHER'S DAY 1924: Happy Father's Day! Here's an hour of funny fatherly favorites, plus a tribute to my late colleague Dr. John, some of your requests and a few provocative animal songs. Jun 15, 2019
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KMET PART TWO: I'm my own Grandpa, Rat, Tarzan, Animal, Wonderful World, Born to be with You, Johnny Appleseed, Dinghy Song, Statesboro Blues, Take it Easy Greasy, Sweet Marijuana Brown, Fine & Mellow, I Got Loaded, Singing in the Bathtub, Pink Champagne (MONO ONLY) Nov 19, 1972
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KMET PART ONE: Green Door, Red Rider, I'm no Communist, Talking John Birch, Frankie & Johnny, Zorro, Abba Dabba Honeymoon, It's a Gas, Hodad of the Year, Turkey Trot, Tom Joad, Dear Oakie, Route 66, East L.A., Santa Catalina, Broadway/New York, Tree (MONO ONLY) Nov 19, 1972
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FISH 1923: This week's topic is fish...and fishing! Got a bucketful of funny songs about scaly-swimmy-finny creatures, from their point of view and ours, and a hearty free-for-all in Hour One. First of two parts (the second round arrives on August 3). Jun 8, 2019
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CATS: Cause I'm a Blond, My Dead Dog Rover, Stop Dragging my Car Around, How Come my Dog Don't Bark, Walleye, Vampire Beavers, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, I Taut I Taw a Putty Tat, My Girl's Pussy, Cows with Guns, Viagra in the Waters Aug 27, 2000
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IAN WHITCOMB CO-HOST: Mad Dogs & Englishmen, Laughing Policeman, Ying Tong Song, Pet Shop, My Old Man's a Dust Man, L.S. Bumblebee, Ouch, I'm the Urban Spaceman, When I'm Cleaning Windows, Lily the Pink, Disco Sucks, Her Majesty Aug 5, 1979
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SOUND EFFECTS 1922: For over a century, recording artists, and comedy song artists especially, have occasionally (or frequently) used sound effects to illustrate a point or simply for fun. Many listeners have suggested examples, and we'll hear some rare and great ones on this week's show. We'll also bid farewell to Leon Redbone and Tony Glover. Jun 1, 2019
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KMET PART 2, JOHN BELUSHI TRIBUTE: Boogie Man, Lonely at the Bottom, Louie Louie, Thunder Road, John Belushi interview, Flip Flop Fly, Pasadena, Los Angeles, Sideboard Song, Frogger's Lament, E-I-O, Russian Bandstand, Punk Polka, Three Drunk Newts, Yoda, It's Good to be the King, I Like, Take Off Mar 7, 1982
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KMET PART 1: Boobs a Lot, Sit on my Face, I Got it from Agnes, Do the Donkey Kong, Meadow Muffin Blues, Winestoned Plowboy, Peter's Doughnuts, Rabbit Hash, Cowboy Needs a Horse, Peter the Meter Reader, Tennessee Bird Walk, Why a Duck, Pet Shop, In the Mood, Romping through the Swamp, Roll me Over Mar 7, 1982
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TOP TEN 1921: The Top Ten for May 2019. The Official Dr D Facebook group was very busy this week, and this show has a whole lot of your requests, plus Andy Merrill and Dr D singing "Shaving Cream" at East Coast Comicon! May 25, 2019
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Martian Hop, 30 Thousand Pounds of Bananas, Purple People Eater, Some People Think Chickens have Lips, Making Out, Father of a Boy Named Sue, Night Fever, Mahna Mahna, Lost my Stash, Psycho, Biddie McGraw, Who's on First, Time Warp, Pencil Neck Geek Aug 20, 1978
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FATHER'S DAY: Hey Batman, I Want a new Duck, Bad Bad Murphy Brown, Spam, It Ain't the Meat, Demented News, Mr. Custer, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Bury me in my Shades, It's Just my Kids, Poor Papa, I'll Flip you like a Cheese Omelet, Happy Happy Joy Joy Jun 21, 1992
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FAVORITES 1920: Not long ago there was a fine discussion on the Dr D Facebook group in which listeners named their favorite Demented Disc of all time. I figured that was worth turning into a show, and here it is! May 18, 2019
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