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KMET PART TWO: Euphoria, Uncle Hiram & the Homemade Beer, Do You Think I'm Disco, Cosmic Debris, American Moon, Looney Tune, Down in Hollywood, Highland Park I Love You, Guilty Rag, Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh, Bad Dog, Art of the Ground Round, Kindergarten of the Stars, Toucha Toucha Toucha Me, Smoke Off, Marijuana Munchies, Disco Sucks, Idi Amin Jul 22, 1979 
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KMET PART ONE: When Lulu's Gone, Bruces, Meet me at the Beach, Big Leg Emma, Jams & Jellies, Tuna Fish Song, Col. Bogey, Mr. Roberts, Sweet Violets, You Make me Stand in the Corner, French Mistake, I Love Onions, I've Never Seen a Straight Banana, Frankfurter Sandwiches, Buzz the Fuzz, My Blue Heaven, Physical, Mediocre Fred, Want Ads, Oleomargarine Jul 22, 1979
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WINTER/CHRISTMAS 2449: We flash back to some ghosts of Christmas past, plus snow, skiing, and other wintertime fun. Dec 7, 2024
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TELEVISION PART 2: Penguin on the T.V., I Can't Watch This, They Drive me Brady, California Kid, Chicks Dig Me Cause I Bowl, Rollerblading, Let's get Fiscal, Wet & Naked, I've got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts, Carrot Juice is Murder, Grunt Song, Frank's 2000in T.V., Ed Sullivan, Gilligan's Island Stairway, Rub, Random Drug Testing, Who's on First, O.J.O., Fish Heads Apr 9, 1995
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BONZO DOG PROFILE: Flushed from the Toilet of my Heart, Rapping Rodney, Edmund's Comet, Doomsday Waltz, K-mart Blues, It's the Real World After All, Bras on 45, Funky Butt, Noises for the Leg, My Pink Half of the Drainpipe, Hole in my Shoe, Mixed up Confusion, Ain't we Crazy, ABC's of Dead Russian Leaders, Life Sucks then you Die, Stallone Again Naturally, Wet Dream Jan 12, 1986
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TOP TEN 2448: Here's the final Top Ten of 2024. (Four weeks from now, I'll spin the Funny 25 with the most popular Demented songs for the whole year!) Nov 30, 2024
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SUPER BOWL: Duct Tape Song, Hardware Store, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Singing in the Bathtub, Times They Haven't Changed Much, Watching 24, Jedi Mind Trick, Sorcerer's Stone, Talk like a Pirate Day, National Anthem Rejected, Dear Janet, Lonesome Kicker, Good Morning Bluebird, Girlfriend, Very English Thing, Epithets Feb 6, 2005
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EARTH DAY: Big Balls, I Wanna be a Woman, My Dog ate Nolan Ryan, Woman to Domino's, Your Feet's too Big, Leprosy, Grandpa's Gone Gangster, Rest Home Arizona, Toxic Swap, Bicycle Seat, Raccoon Song, Mother Nature, Ode to Playboy, Toe to Toe with the H.M.O., Getting in Touch with my Inner Bitch, Amanda Cohen Interview Apr 16, 2000
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THANKSGIVING 2447: Today we celebrate a Demented Thanksgiving with old seasonal favorites like "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" and "Take an Indian To Lunch" plus newer soon-to-be-perennials like "Taylor Got Run Over By a Reindeer" and "It's Fucking Cold Outside". Hear this brand-new show at www.drdemento.com ! Nov 23, 2024
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Merry Christmas you Suckers, I Got a Cold in my Nose, Lazy Mary, Nick Danger, Pico & Sepulveda, Laurel & Hardy In London, Copycat Corner, Reefer Head Woman, Cruel Shoes, Merry Minuet, My Radiation, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Twilight Bone, Mr. Bill, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life Dec 9, 1979
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SCIENCE FICTION: Hello Muddah, Johnny Carson, Can we Talk, You Look Marvelous, Downtown Downer's Grove, Step Right up, Normal, At the Codfish Ball, Trouble with Klingons, Jawas Roasting, Yoda, Astro Boy, Earth Girls are Easy, Dr. Who Theme, Doctor in Distress, Marvin I Love You, Television Rap, Honeymooner's Rap, Just a Big Ego Aug 25, 1985
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HUNTING 2446: Hunting season is here, and the woods are full of trees, animals, and people - but beware of the bullets! Hunting is serious business, but has inspired a lot of funny songs over the years, and I'll play an hour's worth of seasonal classics on this week's show, along with songs about naked people, squirrels (also naked), nuclear weapons and other curiosities. Hear them all by visiting www.drdemento.com. Nov 16, 2024
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KMET LIVE PART 2: Beep Beep, Black Denim Trousers, White Knight, Everybody's Trucking, Ishkabibble, Molasses, Gooey Duck Song, I'll be Glad When You're Dead, Trail of the Lonesome Pine, Jerry the Junker, Ain't it a Beauty, Hooray for Capt. Spalding, Davy's Dinghy, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten, Pet Shop, Star Drek, Ballad of Walter Wart, Spam Jan 25, 1976
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KMET LIVE PART 1: You Got your Baby Back, Weather Forecast, Singing in the Rain, Hang on the Bell Nellie, Smoke on the Water, Rosie the Riveter, 20 Tons of TNT, Delicious, Red Light Green Light, When I'm Cleaning Windows, I'm a Woman, Zilch, Monkey Doodle-doo, Santa Jaws, Liturgical Top Ten, Vatican Rag, Kangaroo Hop, Hi Guys, Slot Car Sickie Jan 25, 1976
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STAR TREK 2445: The Great Luke Ski has curated a collection of Star Trek favorites old and new, many never played on the show before, including an all-time Star Trek top ten! Tune in now or anytime by bolding going to drdemento.com! Nov 9, 2024
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BIRDS: Dead Skunk, Just a Big Ego, Why our Family is Nice, I Can't Dance, I'm Normal, Split Level Head, Sussudio, When Lulu's Gone, Maternity Girl, Der Fuehrer's Face, Another Puff, Them Moose Goosers, Woody Woodpecker, Sweet Birds, Three Birds, Serenade to a Maid, Big Butt, Boogie in your Butt, I Want a new Duck Aug 11, 1985
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DENTISTS: Don't eat the Yellow Snow, Mr. Custer, Rapping Duke, Yellow Rose of Texas, Story of the WC, Honey Dripper, Get Naked, Monster, I'm Tough, Dentist, Painless Dentist, Baby Take your Teeth out, Little Toot, Eat it, Earth Girls are Easy Feb 17, 1985
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TOP TEN 2444: This week we have the Top Ten for October, plus several vintage "so-and-so for President" songs, some songs about the jungle, and a portly set of paeans to plumpness! Hear them all at www.drdemento.com. Nov 2, 2024
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INSANITY: Twisted, Teenage Lobotomy, Big Mac Tree, Monkeys vs. Donkeys, Human Race, Cocktails for Two, Random Drug Testing, Wildwood Weed, Particle Man, Soggy Cereal, Marching off to Bedlam, Crazy, Rubber Room, Psychotherapy, PMS Airlines, Lunch Lady Land, Psycho Jan 15, 1995
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TONY GOLDMARK INTERVIEW: I Saw Janet Jackson's Boob, Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Agnostic Gospel Song, Hot for Preacher, Pervert's Life, Fight for your Right to Plunder, Complicated Song, First Light at Denny's, Bruces, Teeth Clenched, I Know You're a Fish, Fan Girls Shake that Booty, What's so Bad about a Nipple, Great Idea for a Song Feb 29, 2004
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HALLOWEEN 2443: Our second Halloween show of 2024 features seven songs about Frankenstein, plus "Dinner with Drac," "Svengoolie Stomp", "I Put a Spell On You" and of course "Monster Mash" -- two full hours of spooky tunes and scary melodies! Oct 26, 2024
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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC INTERVIEW: 12 Gifts of Christmas, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Japanese Banana, Like a Dribbling Fram, Leader of the Laundromat, Nick Danger, Basketball Jones, Copycat Corner, Dinghy Song, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Timothy, Weird Al interview, Football Card, Sweet Transvestite, 3 Drunk Newts, My Bologna Dec 2, 1979
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ROCKERS DO FUNNY SONGS: Pistol Packing Mama, Don't Get Killed, Baby Zone, Great Green Gobs, I Couldn't Get High, Go Shopping, I Ate the Baloney, Funeral Home Gossip, Are you Lonesome Tonight, Toast, Cobwebs & Strange, You Know my Name, Happy Trails, My Ding-a-ling, Take Off, Thank God I'm a Jewish Boy Apr 28, 1991
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HALLOWEEN 2442: It's the first of our two new Halloween shows! We'll hear about zombies, mummies, werewolves, vampires, and other creatures to terrorize your thoughts and tickle your funnybone! Hear it now or anytime at drdemento.com Oct 19, 2024
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KMET 10TH ANNIVERSARY PART TWO: Christopher Columbus, Grease on the Seat of my Jeans, Chew Tobacco Rag, Money, I'm my own Grandpa, Creep the Tragic Cockroach, Plexiglas Toilet, Schmo Gun, On the Good Ship Lollipop, Pale Blues, Phantom Windbreaker, Space Invaders, Another one Rides the Bus Oct 12, 1980
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KMET 10TH ANNIVERSARY PART ONE: Hello DJ, Great Debate, Henry Kissinger, In the Mood, Hen Party, Everybody Wants my Family, Cupcakes, Tony the Iceman, Please Mr. Columbus, Music to Shave by, I Hold your Hand in Mine, Reagan, Carter, Hungry Freaks Daddy Oct 12, 1980
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FOOTBALL 2441: Our special topic this week is...football! I'll also spin Demented songs about frogs, snakes, and uglies. Get ready for the Halloween songs the next two weeks! Oct 12, 2024
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DEMENTED BLUES: Fast Food, Commercials on 45, Punk Polka, Dead Punk, Smoker's Anthem, Ain't no Liberal, Gingrich the Newt, They're Coming to get me Again, Firing the Surgeon General, Turning Japanese, Woke up This Morning, Talking Vietnam, Just Can't Seem to get the Blues, Buckingham Blues, Curly Shuffle, You Don't Love me Anymore, Lijah, Bulbous Bouffant Jan 14, 1996
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DEMENTED REGGAE: Spam, Want a Hotdog for my Roll, Major Connie, Mama She's Lazy, I Ate up the Apple Tree, Killer Fish Sticks, Lunch Busters, Flush Busters, Bicycle Seat, Smoke two Joints, Buy me a Condo, Shaving Cream, Harry's Jockstrap, Wet Dream Nov 18, 1984
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SEQUELS 2440: Hello there, Dr Demento here with a word about the Dr Demento show streaming everywhere starting early Saturday, October 5th. We'll focus on sequels, such as "The Son Of Irving" and other demented characters whose story lived on in subsequent songs. We'll hear a bunch of 'em starting early Saturday, October 5, right here at drdemento.com. You have an appointment! Oct 5, 2024
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KLSX MORNING SHOW (PART II): The Doc plays more classic rock and classic dementia during the morning show on KLSX. (Includes original news segments & commercials.) Feb 26, 1988
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KLSX MORNING SHOW (PART I): The Doc sits in for Phil Hendrie on KLSX's morning show, playing classic rock with some dementia thrown in. (Includes original news segments & commercials.) Feb 26, 1988
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TOP TEN 2439: Hello there, Dr Demento here with a word about my show debuting September 28, 2024. It's the last weekend of the month, and that means you, the listeners, get to pick a lot of the songs. Simply visit www.drdemento.com and post your name, the town you live in, and the name of the song you'd like to hear, new or old. The most requested songs become the Top Ten! Sep 28, 2024
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MEL BLANC TRIBUTE: John & Marsha, Tutti Frutti Hat, I'm Going Bananas, Calling Dick Tracy, Smut, Gun Control, How Sweet to be an Idiot, King Tut, What I did Last Summer, Mutant Cows, If Pigs had Wings, Operation Translation, E.I.O. Song, Woody Woodpecker, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, I Taught I Taw a Putty Tat, Eddie are you Kidding, Bart Simpson Rap, We Love Barney Fife, Ooh Don't Touch That Jul 15, 1990
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY (LIVE KLSX): Ren & Stimpy, Take the Skin Heads Bowling, Wayne's World/Star Trek, Kitty from Kansas City, Bad Haircut, All-American Mad, Beer Drinking Song, Biddie McGraw, Irish Ballad, Jogger, Bruce Wayne's World, Green, Green Garden Hose, Marvin, Mexican Radio, Hot Tub Love, Stroking, PMS Airlines (MONO ONLY, NOISY RECEPTION) Mar 15, 1992
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FRANTICS 2438: Today's show features an hour of terrific spoken and musical hilarity from The Frantics, including their greatest Demented hits ("Boot to the Head", "Heaven Is For Presbyterians," "I Shot Bambi's Mother"), plus Monty Python, Kinky Friedman, Logan Whitehurst and so much more. Sep 21, 2024
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ALLAN SHERMAN: My Dead Dog Rover, Polkas on 45, ZZ Top Beard, Walking Blues, Papa Oom Mow Mow, Bumble Boogie, Blob, Nuke the Whales, Eight Foot Two Solid Blue, You Went the Wrong Way old King Louie, Little Butterball, J.C. Cohen, Boogie in your Butt, King of Suede May 6, 1984
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DOGS LIVE ON KMET: Beep Beep, Driving in the Lane with Diamonds, Hambo First Rap Part 2, Garbage Man Song, Hot Dog Boogie, Twilight Bone, Mr. Ed Raps, Haircut Song, Excuse Me, Mayberry Beret, Ode to Billy Joel, Born in East L.A., Everything She Eats, Candy Rapper Aug 18, 1985
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SCHOOL 2437: It's back to school time, and this week Dr. D has a backpack full of scholastic serenades, plus dementia from England, Canada, Alaska, and of course the lower 48! Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com Sep 14, 2024
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PART TWO KMET: Mule Skinner Blues, Dinner with Drac, Smoke That Cigarette, Take an Indian to Lunch, Surfin Bird, Tie me Surfer Board Down, Timetable Blues, Wayward Wind, Freight Train Blues, Davy's Dinghy, Hawaiian Lei Song, Laugh with us, Ranger's Waltz, Cement Mixer, But oh Could Hilda Cook, Sepulveda, Los Angeles, Greatest Broad Jumper, Chloe, Goodness Gracious Gracie Jan 21, 1973
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PART ONE KMET: Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Table Manners, Dance of the Hours, My Baby Rocks me, Made You, Let's Reel & Rock, Too Fat Boogie, I'm a Little Tea Pot, Never Swat a Fly, Story of a Bar Mitzvah Boy, Neighborhood Draft Board, Big Draft, Cry of the Wild Goose, Little Fly Song, Bubbles in my Beer, Old Beer Bottle, Hong Kong Blues, Cobwebs & Strange, Everybody Wants my Fanny Jan 21, 1973
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B-SIDES 2436: A decade or so after disc records first became popular, records with content on both sides were introduced. Needing to distinguish one side from the other, record manufacturers began labeling them as side A and side B (or something similar). This show investigates the peculiar history of the B side. You can hear it by visiting www.drdemento.com and searching for show #24-36. Sep 7, 2024
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HALLOWEEN: Demented News, Undertaker, Spider & the Fly, Bobcat Goldthwait Interview, My Son the Vampire, Vampire Rock, Blob, Addams Family, My old Flame, Haunted House, Carmen Miranda's Ghost, My Favorite Things, Ballad of Bloody Guts, Pscyho, Werewolves of London, Full Moon, Nightmare on my Street, Nature Trail to Hell, Monster Mash Oct 29, 1989
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HALLOWEEN: Goblin Girl, Grim Grinning Ghosts, Trick or Treat, Please Mr. Grave Digger, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Til the Following Night, Monster Shindig, I Want to Bite your Hand, Cemetery Girls, I Put a Spell on You, Halloween Spooks, Dinner with Drac, Haunted House, I am the Fly, It's Halloween, Haunted House of Rock, Monster Rap Oct 26, 1986
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TOP TEN 2435: It's Top Ten time on the Dr Demento Show this week -- plus four songs about beavers, three about clowns, five about walking, one about teenage enema nurses in bondage, an early Frank Zappa classic, and so much more! Aug 31, 2024
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STAR TREK/KLIT LIVE: Alligator Wine, Thrill Seeker, What Time is it, Cheeseburger in Paradise, Successful Vegetarian, Boobs a Lot, You Don't Bring me Flowers, Psycho, Rock & Roll RIP, Carmen, Beam me up Scotty, Trouble with Klingons, Make it so, Bar Trek, Uhura, Where's Captain Kirk, Highly Illogical, Spock Rap, Do the Picard, Star Trekkin Aug 21, 1994
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JOHN LANDIS INTERVIEW: Marty Feldman Eyes, Noises, Don't Leave your Records in the Sun, Peter the Meter Reader, Rodeo Song, Werewolves of London, Nosejob, Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, I'll be Mellow when I'm Dead, Air Battle, Pocket Calculator, Yoda Aug 16, 1981
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KIP ADDOTTA 2434: This week's show is a rich, sweet, fun-filled salad of Deementia. Flowers, fish, talking, Australia, and a hearty salute to the late Kip Addotta. You can hear it all by visiting www.drdemento.com! Aug 24, 2024
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Cheese Shop, They Don't Make Nun Names, Mr. Bill, Wild Thing, Hospitality Blues, Sick Man Blues, Vasectomy, Pig Pen Boogie, Masked Grandma, Singles Chanty, Alvin for President, Elvis for President, Ringo for President, Pencil Neck Geek, Geek's Revenge, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, My Bologna Nov 18, 1979
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LIVE ON KLSX: Nicaragua, Elevator Music, Hostility Rag, Hank Karen & Elvis, Drowning in the Surf, Cut my own Head Off, Man from Colorado, Mother Song, Motherly Love, I'm the Slime, Gilligan's Island, Timekeeper, Would Jesus Wear a Rolex, Beer Nuts, Rap Around, Candy Rapper May 10, 1987
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SHEL SILVERSTEIN 2433: This week's show features Shel Silverstein, the writer and performer of "Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out," "The Smoke-Off" and many other all-time Dr. Demento Show classics which are heard along with excerpts from a 1978 interview -- plus "Trapped In the Drive-Thru," "Dead Cat On the Line" and four tasty tunes about tacos. Aug 17, 2024
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KMET PART TWO: Ice Cream for Crow, Diddy wah Diddy, Exercise til you Die, One Less Jogger on the Road, Football Stomp, 88 Lines about 44 Women, Circular Impression, Spread a Little Happiness, Sing me a Happy Song, One Piece at a Time, Punks Get off the Grass, Shaving Cream, Hey E.T., Star Trip Sep 12, 1982
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KMET PART ONE: Blue Suede Shoes, Your Feet's too Big, Fussy Eater, Head Cheese, Insects, Spider & the Fly, Cockroaches on Parade, Never Swat a Fly, E.T., Young Republicans, Happy Talk, Rock Archives, Ape Call, Bodine Brown, Big Bopper's Wedding, Boring Beings, Drinking Wine Spo-dee-o-dee Sep 12, 1982
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CATS FLASHBACK 2432: The Doc is on vacation, so we flash back to episodes from 1983 & 2001, with a few newer songs for good measure! Aug 10, 2024
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MOTORCYCLES: Party in my Pants, Polkadot Undies, Religion & Sex, I'd Love my Baby if She Had 2 Heads, Almost Degraded, Save the Beer, Let's go Smoke some Pot, Acid, Nature Trail to Hell, I Dig You, Happy Together, Black Denim Trousers, Harley Davidson Motor Company, Motorcycle Song, In my Country, Particle Man, Ode to my Car Oct 13, 1996
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WINTER/CHRISTMAS: Wreck the Halls, I'm a Nut, He's Nobody's Moggy Now, Mrs. Dead Pigeon, Dry Bones, I Wanna be a Dog, Moo Moo, Your Love is like Nuclear Waste, Cremation of Sam McGee, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Downtown, I'm a Christmas Tree, Rapping Rodney, Curly Shuffle, Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer, Metal Head Dec 18, 1983
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DOGS FLASHBACK 2431: The Doc is on vacation, so we flash back to episodes from 2003 & the '80's plus hear Sulu's new one! Aug 3, 2024
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TV PITCHMEN: Mayberry Beret, You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd, Born in East L.A., 4000 Years Ago, Alley Oop, Neanderthal Man, Snack Attack, Fast Food, I Feel like an Onion Ring, Hambo, Monster Rap, Billboard Song, Commercials on 45, Vegematic Song, Mr. Popeil, 1-800, Big Cockroach, Honeymooner's Rap Sep 15, 1985
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EASTER/WORM QUARTET INTERVIEW: Dentist, Mechanical Man, Accountant Son, Hot Point Warm Heart, Living in the Fridge, Arnold Rap, California Uber Alles, Peter Cottontain, You Wanna Buy a Bunny, Rabbit Valley, I'm Gonna Procreate, Coffee, Hardware Store, Sounds of Sinus, Sirius Black Apr 11, 2004
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BODY/TOP TEN 2430: This week we celebrate the human body, with funny songs about some of its parts, from toes to head. We'll also hear three tracks by Bob Newhart (R. I. P.) and last but not least, the Top Ten for July! Remember you can hear a huge variety of past Dr. D shows the same way you hear this one - www.drdemento.com Jul 27, 2024
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Dirty old Man, When I was 21, I do the Rock, Close to You, Deep in the Heart of Jersey, Traffic Accident, Warm Leatherette, Transfusion, Ouch, Billboard Song, It Must be Jelly, I Know an old Lady, Worms, What it was was Football, My Bologna, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life Nov 11, 1979
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(KMET LIVE) THE VALLEY: Dead Skunk, Lost in the Ozone, It's a Gas, Mayberry Beret, San Fernando Valley Blues, Sepulveda, Valley Girl, Do Bears, Amazing Man, Man with the Horn, Never Swat a Fly, My Girl's Pussy, Fat is in, August in Azusa, Downtown Downer's Grove, New Jersey, You Look Marvelous Aug 11, 1985
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BONZO DOG BAND 2429: Today's show features Weird Al Yankovic's first official release in six years, "Polkamania!" -- plus a new power ballad version of "Loud Ass Car" by the Wolves of Glendale, Adam Sandler's "Ode to My Car" un-bleeped, and an hour of hard-to-find hits by the legendary Bonzo Dog (Doo-Dah) Band. You can stream this show anytime starting Saturday, July 20, at www.drdemento.com . Jul 20, 2024
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KMET PART 2: Hockey Song, Cocktails for Two, Love Song, Call of the Freaks, News of the World, Alice's Restaurant, Shaving Cream, Who's on First, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Mr. Jaws, Bilbo Baggins, Waffle Whiffer, Deteriorata Oct 12, 1975
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KMET PART 1: May the Bird of Paradise Fly up your Nose, It Never Rains in Sunny California, I Love a Parade, Black Denim Trousers, Dying Business, Hospitality Blues, Pinball Wizard, Christopher Columbus, Mr. Custer, Wasn't that a Mighty Day, Chicken, Boy Named Sue, Was I Drunk, I'd Rather be Dead, Little Learners Song Oct 12, 1975
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MARTIN MULL/KINKY FRIEDMAN 2428: Two Demented legends left us in June, and today we pay tribute to each of them, along with songs about coffee and other topics. Stream it at drdemento.com! Jul 13, 2024
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CHRISTMAS/FRANK ZAPPA: I Want an Alien for Christmas, Lobotomy for Christmas, Non-Denominational Christmas, Christmas Balls, Christmas with John Ashcroft, Santa got a D.W.I., Christmas Island, Christmas in Hogwarts, Don't eat the Yellow Snow, Who are the Brain Police, I Don't Wanna get Drafted, Mrs. Claus, Gift Horse Nov 30, 2003
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EASTER: 99 Dead Baboons, Nature Trail to Hell, Peter Cottontail, You Wanna Buy a Bunny?, Where's the Beef, Sex Education, Boys Just Want to Have Sex, Bop Girl, Silicon Valley Guy, Jazz Club, Brown Shoes Don't Make it, Short Skis Suck, Books Jumped up, 3 Mile Island, I get Weird, I Love Rocky Road, Eat it Apr 22, 1984
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AMERICA 2427: Happy Fourth of July weekend everybody! This week we flash back to Independence Day celebrations fro 1989 and 2002. Stream now or anytime at drdemento.com. The Doc returns with a new episode next week! Jul 6, 2024
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SHOT OF THE DAY PART 6: Ho Ho Ho, 12 Gifts of Christmas, Don't Touch me There, Kick Ass U.S.A., Happy New Year, New Year's Resolutions, Christmas Balls, Working Where the Sun Don't Shine, Let me Make you Smile in Bed, Diet Song, Bond Themes, Cow Patti, Man who Doesn't Exist, Cartoon Animals, My Attorney Bernie, 9 Coronas, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Let's Blow up the Tow Truck Dec 24, 2001
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TOP TEN 2426: It's Top Ten time again! 2024 is half full, and it's been exciting, hasn't it? The final show of the first half is ready for streaming, at www.drdemento.com. Jun 29, 2024
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY: Grope me Gently, Naked Airlines, Particle Man, On Top of Spaghetti, Fisting the Sheep, Cellphone, Don't Look Now, Clancy Lowered the Boom, Biddie McGraw, Another Irish Drinking Song, Night Pat Murphy Died, Suicide Hotline, Demi Moore, Hampster Dance, Boot to the Head Mar 16, 2003
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ALL REQUESTS ON KSCA: Loving you is Surfing You, Bicycle Seat, Rock me Jerry Lewis, I Want my Baby Back, Nobody Home, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Hockey Song, Martini, Bruces, Spam, Mother Nature, I Think I'm a Clone Now, Worms, Answering Machine, 4 Years of High School Spanish, Ode to my Car Jan 26, 1997
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BUGS 2425: This week's topic is insects. From nice bugs like butterflies to nasty bugs who can kill people, insects have inspired many funny songs, and I'll play a bunch of the best and a couple of the worst ones on this week's show. You can stream that show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Jun 22, 2024
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I'm a Cranky old Yank, Old Man River, Pollution, Davy's Dinghy, Money, Disco Drac, Man who Comes Around, School Days, Up in Smoke, Bozo's Song, Night after Night, I Want Johnny's Job, My Dog has Fleas, Time Warp, ALways Look on the Bright Side of Life Nov 4, 1979
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KLSX POPE SALUTE: Sister Mary Elephant, Alphabet Song, Elements, Green Garden Hose, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Rapping Mother, Wash no Dishes no More, Bonanza Theme, Ringo, Pope Rap, Pope Song, Pope on 45, Traveling Pope, Vatican Rag, Religion & Politics, Beer Nuts Sep 13, 1987
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FATHER'S DAY/BIRDS 2424: This week we celebrate Father's Day with a half-hour of demented Dad songs. The rest of the show is for the birds -- from woodsy owls to poisoned pigeons, from giant parakeets to psycho chickens! You can stream that show anytime at www.drdemento.com. Jun 15, 2024
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KMET PART 2: I Got Mine, Mayor Tom Bradley, Casey at the Bat, Mediocre Fred, Calling all Cars, San Berdoo, Kitty from Kansas City, Typewriter, Marijuana Munchies, Bounce your Boobies, Gumball Wizard, Pizza Song, Stardrek, Spam, Hello Mudduh May 22, 1977
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KMET PART 1: Freckle Song, Acne, Hot Rod Race, Monkey's Uncle, Pencil Neck Geek, Wise Little Hen, Peanut President, Nixon's the One, Alvin for President, I'm Rollin, When Lindy Comes Home, Lindbergh Eagle of the USA, Lucky Lindy, Rubber Rock May 22, 1977
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CANADA 2423: This week we salute Canada -- not the Great White North anymore, not until November anyway - but year-round, our neighbor land is a fertile source of Dementia! You can stream "Bulbous Bouffant," "Boot to the Head," "Carrot Juice Is Murder" and more Canadian comedy classics starting early Saturday, June 8th, at www.drdemento.com . Jun 8, 2024
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MEN/CARLA ULBRICH: Punk Rock Girl, Frank's not in the Band Anymore, Suicide Hotline, Rage Against the Mundane, Dungeons & Dragons, Jeopardy Ken, Carla Ulbrich Interview, If I Had the Copyright, Men, Put Another Log on the Fire, Man Song, Sensitive New Age Guys, Chicken Hawk, What if your Butt was Gone, Great Idea for a Song, Liar Sleeps Tonight Oct 10, 2004
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VALENTINE'S DAY/JULIE BROWN: Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Hamster Love, Classical Medley, Breakin Rapping & Scratchin, Can you Dig it, Tiptoe Through the Tulips, Everyone Says I Love You, A You're Adorable, Locked in the Closet with You, I Like 'em Big & Stupid, Julie Brown Interview, Eat my Shorts, This is the Life, Homecoming Queen's got a Gun Feb 10, 1985
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TOP TEN 2422: Lots of animals on this show -- several dogs, a couple of ducks, a wild goose, a naked ape, and a big blue frog -- plus Weird Al, Mae West, the Legendary Stardust Cowboy, and the Top Ten for May. You can stream the show (and 2,000+ others, one at a time) by visiting www.drdemento.com Jun 1, 2024
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HALLOWEEN LIVE ON KMET: It's Halloween, Grim Grinning Ghosts, Trick or Treat, With her Head Tucked Underneath her Arm, Removing Grandpa's Grave, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Mummy, Adams Family, Munsters, Monster Shindig, I Want to Bite your Hand, Looney Tune, I Put a Spell on You, Over at the Frankenstein Place, Dinner with Drac, Spider & the Fly, Harry the Toothless Vampire, Nature Trail to Hell (MONO ONLY) Oct 26, 1986
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HALLOWEEN WITH BOBBY PICKETT: Dinner with Drac, Vampire Beavers, My Son the Vampire, Goblin Girl, Werewolves of London, Haunted House of Rock, Skeleton in the Closet, Spider & the Fly, Dead, Spook Opera, Casper the Friendly Ghost, Thank you Scary Movies, Trick or Treat, Cemetery Girls, Bobby Pickett Interview, Monster Rap, Monster Mash Oct 27, 1985
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COMPUTERS 2421: This week we flash back over 20 years to catch some songs about computers. The Doc will return with the top ten next week. Listen now or anytime at drdemento.com ! May 25, 2024
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Chaos, Johnny Had a Yo-yo, Don't Touch my Duck, Hands Montage, You Need Feet, Elements, New School Teacher, Redneck Disco, Boozy Nights, Dr. Freud, Skylab Fragment, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Country Swings Disco Sucks, My Bologna Oct 21, 1979
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(KMET LIVE) I Like, Walk on the Mild Side, Killer Bees, Bicycle Seat, I Can't Sing, White Collar Holler, Computer Hackers, Squirrel Nuts, I Want a new Duck, Lenny Frog, Rubber Bullets, Cry, Fruit Song, Crepitation Contest, Just a Big Ego, Candy Wrapper Jul 28, 1985
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BEARS 2420: Today's new show features songs about ferocious beasts like bears, lions, tigers, and alligators. We also have a set about trash, plus other surprises for your listening pleasure. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com! May 18, 2024
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KMET PART 2: Okeh Laughing Record, Ying Tong Song, In the Mood, Let's Make Lust, My Dingaling, Lumberjack Song, Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll, I'm the Urban Spaceman, Smokeoff, Sixpence, Satisfacton, Rolling Stone, My Name is Larry, King Tut, Taco Mama, Larry Move your Hand, Male Chauvinist Piglets, Highly Illogical, Titties & Beer Jul 23, 1978
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KMET PART 1: Them Moose Goosers, Fight Fiercely Harvard, Fredonia's Going to War, Legalize It, Diet Song, Making Out, Father of a Boy Named Sue, They Don't Make Nun Names like That no More, Who's on First, Lost my Stash, Alvin's Harmonica, Stoned, Night Fever, Close to You, Lara's Theme, I get High by Going Down, Iggy's Tune Jul 23, 1978
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MOTHER'S DAY 2419: Happy Mother's Day everybody! On today's show we'll hear songs from the perspective of mothers and others, from the ridiculous to the all too realistic. We'll also hear a batch of songs by Frank Zappa's Mothers of Invention, plus a set by the late Logan Whitehurst. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com! May 11, 2024
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CARS: She Took me to the Cleaners, I Want my Baby Back, Oy it's so Humid, Leader of Iraq, Kuwait, Shiek of Araby, Let's all get Demented, Day in the Life/Beatle Rap, Doctor in the Tardis, Rats in my Room, Dork Dancing, Booger on my Beer Mug, Cars & Driving, Sunday Driving, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, Ballad of Irving Sep 23, 1990
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COMEDY RAP: Black Denim Trousers, Dead Skunk, Have a Nice Day, Physical Exam, Now I am a Hippie Again, Potatohead, Acupuncture, Witch Doctor, Second Week of Deer Camp, Caffeine, Lucille Hawaiian, Melanie, I am the Greatest, Rapper's Delight, Rapping Duke, Big Butt, Honeymooner's Rap, Contra Rap, Marvin, 9 Coronas Feb 21, 1988
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STREAKING 50TH ANNIVERSARY 2418: The Doc treats us to a full episode about one of the wackiest fads of the '70's, streaking! Listen clothed or in the nude at drdemento.com now or anytime! May 4, 2024
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INSECTS ETC.: Dead Skunk, Living in the Fridge, Save the Beer, Chantilly Lace, Cadillac Heaven, Almost Degraded, That's my Boy, My Mommy's a Zombie, Human Fly, Boris the Spider, Roaches, Touch a Name on the Wall, In my Country, Napster Rap, Let me Make you Smile in Bed May 27, 2001
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HOMETOWNS LIVE KSCA: Sounds of Sinus, Big 5-0, Billboard Song, Music Sex & Cookies, First Time I Saw You, Tiptoe Through the Tulips, Mr. Ed, Happy Together, It's me Again Margaret, Moose in my House, Buffalo, Eggplant that Ate Chicago, Istanbul, Born in East L.A., Downtown Downer's Grove, Carrot Juice is Murder, Monster Hash, On the Shoulders of Freaks Dec 1, 1996
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TRAINS/TOP TEN 2417: My special topic will be a longtime favorite of mine, trains. Railroads have inspired a whole lot of songs and comedy bits through the years, way more than airplanes! We'll hear a bunch of the best (including the Top Ten for April) and a couple of the worst on my show debuting Saturday, April 27th. Don't miss the train! Apr 27, 2024
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Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, In the Mood, Wise Little Hen, Men Who Love Women who Love Men, I'm Nuts about Screwy Music, Autumn in New York, October in Oxnard, Window Shopping, Cruel Shoes, Matzoh Man, Pink Shoelaces, Dead Girls of London, Spider, Reefer Man, Wet T-shirt Night, Who's on First, Rock Lobster, King Tut, My Bologna Oct 14, 1979
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ELECTIONS: Mr. Custer, I Lost on Jeopardy, If Shania was Mine, Happy Together, Froxen Embryos, Inbred Locals, Don't Touch me There, Smallest Thing Known to Man, High School Gym, Take off your Clothes, Beer, Religion & Politics, Abe Snake for President, Disco Bob, Do the Clinton, The One that Doesn't Suck so Bad, 4 Years of High School Spanish, Bulbous Bouffant Nov 3, 1996
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BASEBALL 2416: After covering requests, birthdays, death, Canada, and recreational substance use in our first hour, we turn our attention to another form of recreation for several jam packed innings of baseball comedy! Stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com Apr 20, 2024
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KMET PART TWO: Here Come the British, Weather Forecast, Mad Dogs & Englishmen, When I'm Cleaning Windows, My Girl's Pussy, I Belong to Glasgow, Loos of England, God Save the Queen, God Save the Sex Pistols, Short People, Travel Agency, Penguin in Bondage, Star Warts Nov 6, 1977
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KMET PART ONE: I'm not Gonna be a Hippie Anymore, Thing, Hamster Love, Teddy Bear, Boo Hoo, Wally Balloo Visits a Bank, Boogie, Bloat on, Witch Doctor, Man who Ate his Car, Birth Control, Be Prepared, Muscle-bound Freak, Geek's Revenge, Doggy Do, El Monte, Pico & Sepulveda Nov 6, 1977
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RANDOM 2415: The Doc's baseball episode is on rain delay so instead we present a random select of segments from the '80's. Apr 13, 2024
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ALIENS/UFOS: I Think I'm a Clone Now, Rolling Stones, Nellie the Elephant, Cat Song, Psycho Chicken, So Drunk, I Got a Crush on Darth Vader, Beaver Strikes Back, Stroke it, Baby let me Bang your Box, Mr. Spaceman, Hell I'd Go, Flying Saucer, Earth Girls are Easy, Little Blue Man, 7-11, Star Wars Cantina, Cows with Guns Mar 23, 1997
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FISH: This Used Car of Mine, Songs of Beach Time Fun, Led Zeppelin Reunion Tour, Gilligan's Island Stairway, If Pigs had Wings, Rhapsody from Hunger-y, Get a Haircut Dad, Hair Piece, Under the Sea, Want Some Seafood Mama, Sushi Baby, Fish Heads, I Lobster but Never Flounder, Fishing Blues, Walleye, Dice, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Einstein, Ooh Don't Touch That Jul 8, 1990
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2414 HARMONY: This week we flash back to 2003 to hear the Doc's salute to Dementia in harmony! Stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Apr 6, 2024
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LIVE ON KPFK NOVEMBER 1971: The Doc plays some old mostly non demented classics on public radio before getting his long standing gig on KMET! (MONO ONLY) Nov 4, 1971
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TOP TEN 2413: This show brings you the Top Ten for March 2024, plus some Easter delights, a few tunes for tax time, and a variety of other things. Stream it anytime from www.drdemento.com ! Mar 30, 2024
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THE BEATLES: Invasion, Pandas, Nellie the Elephant, Caucasian Spiritual, Basically Frightened, Big Cockroach, Driving on the Turnpike, Speed Trap, Doubleback Alley, Screaming Beatles, My Boyfriend got a Beatle Haircut, Divorce, Song of Tsongas, Fax me a Beer, Ugga Bugga, Black & White, PMS Airlines, Entering Marion Mar 29, 1992
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ALLAN SHERMAN INTERVIEW: 2 Triple Cheese, Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Country Music is Here to Stay, It Came from Outer Space, Burning Down the Cartoon House, Bruces, Toss Another Shrimp on the Barbie, Yum Yum Tree, Harvey & Sheila, Crazy Downtown, End of a Symphony, Statue Got me High, Dial 1 for Help, Smallest Thing Known to Man Mar 22, 1992
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MIDWEST 2412: This week we celebrate spring, explore natural disasters, and hear songs about a whole host of places in the midwest. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com! Mar 23, 2024
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Something's in the Bag, Pincus the Peddler, Harv Kirshner, Eddie are you Kidding, Never Smile at a Crocodile, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Oedipus Rex, It's Money that I Love, Boobs a Lot, Buick '59, Hot Rod Race, Hamster Love, Smoke-off, Disco Sucks Sep 16, 1979
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(KMET LIVE) Boris the Spider, Leader of the Laundromat, Television Rap, Honeymooner's Rap, Political Science, In Heaven There is no Beer, Amazing Man, Cocktails for Two, Lady Madonna, Maternity Girl, Ballad of E.T., Candy Rapper, I Get Weird, Ballad of Irving Jul 14, 1985
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY 2411: This weekend we paint the town green with an hour's worth of Irish songs, plus sets on drugs, food, and some of your requests. Listen now or anytime at drdemento.com. Mar 16, 2024
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LIVE ON KMET PART II: Flat Tire, I Took my Organ to the Party, Don't Bang on the Piano, Biddie McGraw, School Days, In the Summertime, My Son the Vampire, Nashville Cats, Junk Food Junkie, I Want my Baby Back, Take off your Clothes, Omar the Vampire, Waffle Whiffer, Vatican Rag Aug 17, 1975
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LIVE ON KMET PART I: Surfing Bird, I like Stinky Cheese, Love Song, Goofus, Call any Vegetable, Beans, Why Does the Sun Shine, Laugh & be Happy, Shark Bait, Mother Goose's Wine, If, Baby let me Bang your Box, Cocaine, Detroit City Aug 17, 1975
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BANANAS 2410: Bananas are a very tasty fruit, enjoyed around the world...but "bananas" has oddly become a popular synonym for "crazy"...or Demented! We'll have a lot of fun with that on this week's show -- and we'll also hear songs about the second most Demented friut -- prunes, and we'll also have songs about marijuana, and a new version of "Fish Heads." You can stream that show now, or anytime you like, at www.drdemento.com. Mar 9, 2024
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HUNTING: Moose in my House, 8th Wonder of the World, Mutant Cows, Harry the Hairy Ape, Toad Suckers, Cause I'm a Blonde, Plain White Rapper, Hot Rocks Polka, Radio Shack, Silicon Valley Guy, Booger on my Beer Mug, Lion Hunt, Deer Hunters, Fox Chase, Preacher & the Bear, I Think I can Beat Mike Tyson, Gary Cooper Movie Five Yep, Janitor, Second Week of Deer Camp Nov 5, 1989
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: Christmas Carol, We Wish you a Merry Christmas, Nose Job, Loving You is Surfing You, Mr. Jaws, Human Race, Grandmother's Song, King Tut, Dare to be Stupid, Willie & the Hand Jive, Golden Gridiron Boy, Scotsman, Account of Halley's Comet, Su-Sushi-o, Yoda, Shaving Cream, Marvin Dec 15, 1985
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POLICE 2409: This week while the Doc is on vacation we flash back to a few different past episodes about the police. Listen anytime at drdemento.com. Mar 2, 2024
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BIRDS: Men, Fraternity Life, Zombie Jamboree, Old Guys do it, Mr. Ed, Inner Voice, I Hate when that Happens, Life Sucks then You Die, Bird House in your Soul, Golden Birdies, Old Man Emu, In the Mood, Little Birdy, Son of Irving, Liar Sleeps Tonight, Jedi Mind Trick, Army Careers, If I Had the Copyright Feb 20, 2005
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Money Song, This is Ponderous, Ding Dong Song, Oh Yeah, Alabama Song, Laughing Gnome, Ice Age Baby, Kinky Boots, How I Spent my Summer Vacation, Peter Cottontail, Lubasonic Song, Battle of New Orleans, Middle East Beast, Dueling Presidents, Are You a Turtle, Weekly World News, Coming Back for More Mar 31, 1991
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RANDOM/TOP TEN 2408: Here's the Top Ten for February 2024, plus a random selection from Dr. Demento's archives. You'll hear familiar Demented classics, plus old (and not so old) classics we haven't heard for way too long. Stream this show now (or anytime) from www.drdemento.com ! Feb 24, 2024
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I Do the Rock, Sh-boom, I'm the Slime, It's in the Book, My Humble Home, If I Give up the Saxophone, Gee Officer Krupke, Loving You has Made me Bananas, Nose Job, Making Love in a Subaru, Do You Think I'm Disco, Shaving Cream, King Tut, Fish Heads Sep 9, 1979
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(KLSX LIVE) EMO PHILIPS INTERVIEW: John & Marsha, It Came from West Covina, Cow Patty, Modern Design, L.S. Bumblebee, Gourmet Restaurant, 200th Anniversary of the Constitution, College the Best 6 Weeks of my Life, Pope Song, Animal Square Dance, Go All the Way L.A. Lakers, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Beastie Wrap, Squirrels, Beer Nuts Jun 7, 1987
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CALIFORNIA 2407: Here is my new show, at last! Sorry for the delay - but I believe it's one of the best shows I've done lately - worth the wait I think. Hope you agree! Feb 17, 2024
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KMET LIVE 1982 part 2: My Baby's got Rabies, Beach Boys Drug Medley, What do We do in the Army, Nice, Hopelessly Heterosexual, Bounce your Boobies, Everyone Says I Love You, Ode to Billy Joel, Mr. Bill, I Hate, My Girl's Pussy, Kinky Sex, Time I Got a Physical, Commercials on 45, I Like, Let's Make a New Dope Deal, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, Pac-Man, Sex Toy, Take Off Jan 31, 1982
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KMET LIVE 1982 part 1: Reaganomics, Big Bucks, That old Unemployment, I Believe, Ronnie Talk to Russia, Ikey & Mikey, Goblin Girl, Lion & Albert, Hamburger, My Daddy is President, I Got it from Agnes, Snootful of Snow, Earthquake Song, She Loves You Dr. Strangelove, I like Chinese, We are Dead, I Love Trash, Party in my Pants, I like Beer, 96 Beers, My Bonnie Lass she Smelleth, Shall we Walk or Take a Dog Jan 31, 1982
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LOVE SONGS 2406: In honor of Valentine's Day, here's my annual program of Deemented love songs -- from "John and Marsha" to "Tapeworm of Love"...from George Burns & Gracie Allen to the Wolves of Glendale, from "Loving You Has Made Me Bananas" to "Je t'aime, moi non plus." You can hear this show (and thousands of others) by visiting www.drdemento.com. Feb 10, 2024
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POLICE: You Never Know, Marvin, But Officer, Old Dope Peddler, Buzz the Fuzz, Big Cockroach, Henry, Speed Trap, Rudy Rudy, Cat Got Dead, Cops with Attitude, Crazy Blues, Policeman's Song, Loser, Friendship, Lazing in the Shade of the Information Super Highway, Bald Guys, God Told me to Rob the 7-11, Down with V.E.G. Jul 24, 1994
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FOOTBALL: Mr. Roberts, Shrivel Up, Short People, Dog Ball, Argument Clinic, Year of the Fat, Laughing Song, Worms, Chunder in the old Pacific Sea, Son of a Half Back, Fight Fiercely Harvard, Football Stomp, Football Card, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, Existential Blues Sep 14, 1980
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BABIES 2405: This week we flashback 30 years to hear the Doc's salute to babies, plus other current and older songs from the time. Feb 3, 2024
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(KSCA LIVE) MEN: Headline News, Men, Sensitive New-age Guys, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist, Twisted, We Own the World, Disco Boy, Rock me Jerry Lewis, What a Mouse, I'm Tough, Mighty Manly Hunting Men, Put Another Log on the Fire, We Don't Need the Men, You Can Play my Sega, Do the Picard, Thrill Seeker Sep 25, 1994
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LOGAN WHITEHURST INTERVIEW: Robot Cat, Beep Beep, Pub with no Beer, 50 Ways to Dump your Lover, Moisture, Me & the Snowman, Do the Confusion, Lizard & Fish, Downtown Downer's Grove, Going to Pasadena, Take me Down, Miami, Patrick the Spoiler, 88 Lines about 44 Simpsons, Teeth Clenched, Stealing like a Hobbit Oct 12, 2003
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TOP TEN 2404: In addition to the top ten, this week we cover planes, Egypt, laundry, and more, including a whole set of Ray Stevens on the occasion of his retirement. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com Jan 27, 2024
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Cheese Burger Deluxe, Hector the Garbage Collector, Argument Clinic, Everybody Works but Father, We'll Ride with Nixon, Blassie King of Men, My Pink Half of the Drain Pipe, Australian Table Wines, Buzz the Fuzz, Meet me at the Beach, Spam, 3 Drunk Newts, 400 Mile Gas Line Sep 2, 1979
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(KLSX LIVE) BRITISH COMEDY: Downtown, Rioting to the Hits, Johnny Carson, Quayle Portrait, My Dog ate Nolan Ryan, Cannibalism, Touch a Name on the Wall, Great Bell, Welly Boot Song, Heads are Gonna Roll, Walking on the Moon, I Can't Watch This, Ren & Stimpy, I Loot L.A. May 24, 1992
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NEW YORK 2403: Here's the first entry in a new series of shows dedicated to various cities and regions. I plan to do one of these each month for awhile. Jan 20, 2024
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KMET PART TWO: It's A Gas, In old Mexico, Moonlight & Shadows, Sweet Marijuana Brown, As a Porcupine Pines for his Pork, You Got your Baby Back, Old Sow Song, Rubber Biscuit, Abner the Baseball, Hooray for Capt. Spalding, Spam, Walk on the Kosher Side, Waffle Whiffer Nov 16, 1975
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KMET PART ONE: Je Taime, Johnny's got a Yoyo, Plastic Jesus, Chula Vista, Barber, Ducktail, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, August in Azusa, Putting on the Ritz, Shrimpenstein, Stinkfoot, Junk Food Junkie, Wolf Creek Pass, Ain't we Crazy, Crazy Mixed-up Song Nov 16, 1975
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FISH 2402: Our topic today is fish (and fishing). Our scaly aquatic semi-ancestors, the meals we make of them, and the songs we sing about them. You can stream this show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Jan 13, 2024
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BOATS: I Need a Squirrel, Raccoon Song, Woodpecker Song, I Wish I Were, Dirty Socks, Never Wear Panties to a Party, Who Farted, Closer, I've Got a Fang, I'm Better than Them, Golden Fluffy Loaves of Love, Lox Song, Dinghy Song, Big Bear Lake, Legend of the Titanic, MCI, Let me Make you Smile in Bed Jul 21, 2002
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SPIKE JONES: Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette, Music Sex & Cookies, Wind Up Toy, Leave it to Beaver, Beaver Cleaver Fever, I like Stinky Cheese, Cheese Shop, Hole in the Bucket, California Kid, Cocktails for Two, Midnight Star, Last Ride of Weird Al, Beep Beep, Marvin I Love You, Big Butt Jan 19, 1986
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RANDOM 2401: This week we take a trip through the '80's archives to hear random segments containing hits and rarities about raspberries, the old west, dogs, science, and many other things. Jan 6, 2024
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THE NIXON TAPES: The Doc makes an appearance on public radio to play some folk & blues (50 minutes, not demented) Jun 5, 1988
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FUNNY 25 2352: And here they are - the Funny 25 most requested Deemented songs of 2023, as tabulated from the monthly Top Tens - plus a few extra songs at the beginning and end of the show. You can stream them all now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Dec 30, 2023
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DOO WOP: Rubber Biscuit, Betty Boop Theme, Moo Moo Song, Tiger Rag, Nature Trail to Hell, Why Won't you Come Home, Oedipus Rex, Dang me, Little Toot, Another Puff, Go Cry on Somebody Else's Shoulder, Louie Louie, Yakety Yak, 60 Minute Man, Annie had a Baby, She's Big & Round, 99 Dead Baboons Jun 24, 1984
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MOON ZAPPA INTERVIEW: Stallone Again, Bad in Bed, Sweet Transvestite, Stink Foot, Jogger's Song, Martian Hop, Old Sow Song, Merry Go Round, Them Moose Goosers, Those 2 Dreadful Children, Don't Leave your Records in the Sun, Benny the Bouncer, Earache my Eye, Yoda, Shaving Cream, Valley Girl Jun 20, 1982
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HOLIDAYS III 2351: Here's the Doctor's third all-new holiday show for 2023, just in time for Christmas Eve Eve! You can stream this show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Dec 23, 2023
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Marvin, My Daddy is President, I Do the Rock, Man on the Flying Trapeze, You Went the Wrong Way old King Louie, They Don't Make Nun Names, Leave it to Beaver, 400 Mile Gas Line, Rag Mop, Sinister Lunch Meat, Something's in the Bag, Do you Think I'm Disco, Disco Sucks Aug 19, 1979
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DISCO (KLSX LIVE): Hello I Love You, Bounce your Boobies, Domination Pizza, Probing Andromeda, I Think I'm a Clone Now, Happy Birthday, Casey at the Bat, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Disco Duck, Disco Tech, Disco Boy, Disco Toilet, Lasagna, Spock Rap, Fat Jun 5, 1988
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HOLIDAYS II 2350: Here's our second holiday show for 2023, starring Santa Claus who is the subject of most of the songs.
At the end of the show is a tribute to the excellent song parodist John Mammoser ("9 Coronas", "My Girlfriend Is Inflatable" and many more) who died of cancer on December 7th. Stream this show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Dec 16, 2023
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KMET PART TWO: It's Sister Ginny's Turn to Throw the Bomb, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Spider & the Fly, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, My Home Town, Fuzzy Wuzzy, Minnie the Moocher, Dying Duck in a Thunderstorm, Pet Shop, Wasn't that a Mighty Day, You Got your Baby Back, Clean Song, Biddy McGraw, Stardrek, Butane Boogie, Spam Jan 11, 1976
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KMET PART ONE: Ying Tong, Happy New Year, Pink Elephants, Them Poems, Little Blue Man, Have a Baby, Loving You has Made me Bananas, I Love a Practical Joke, Junkfood Junkie, Purple People Eater, Hot Rod Race Navy Style, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten, Go in and Out the Window, Piddling Pup, Wolf Creek Pass, Male Chauvinist Pig Jan 11, 1976
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HOLIDAYS 2349: The first of our three special shows for the 2023 holidays includes a dozen Hanukkah comedy songs (a genre that didn't exist at all when the Dr Demento Show began) plus a couple of Krampus songs. The rest of the show is all Christmas fun! Stream it now at www.drdemento.com. Dec 9, 2023
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DOGS: Alley Cat, Dog Ball, Hippopotamus, Little Fuzzy Animals, Jolly Green Giant, Ballad of Gumby, Religion & Politics, President Song, I Want a Man with a Slow Mind, Shakespeare Rap, Arnold Rap, Gonna Buy me a Dog, Breath of a Dog, Doggy Doo, Evelyn a Modified Dog, White Fang, Big Sniff, What Killed the Dog, My Dead Dog Rover, Shaving Cream, Happy Happy Joy Joy Aug 30, 1992
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FRANK ZAPPA TRIBUTE: To commemorate his recent passing, the Doc provides a retrospective of his career including interviews conducted over the years. Jan 2, 1994
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WINTER 2348: As the Doc takes a vacation this week (no confirmation if a ski lodge is involved) we present a flashback to winters of years past, edited together from episodes ranging 1983-2001. Dec 2, 2023
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SPIKE JONES: Party in my Pants, Boris the Spider, Red Light Green Light, I like Beer, Duncan, Spider in the Bath, Never Swat a Fly, Old Oaken Bucket, I Ain't Hip to that Step, Little Bo Peep Lost her Jeep, Cocktails for Two, Chloe, Dance of the Hours, 16 Tacos, Pimples & Braces, Daisy a Day, Telephone Man, Fish Heads Jan 27, 1985
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(KSCA LIVE) BABIES: Old Hippie Class Reunion, Rocking in the Rest Home, Bobby, Baby on the Potty all Day, Jazzy old Philosopher, Harley Davidson Polka, Wolf Creek Pass, Edna, Do the Picard, My Daughter, Baby Zone, Annie had a Baby, Benny's from Heaven, Taco Grande, Memo to Droola, Stress, Down with V-E-G, Someone Ate the Baby Jul 24, 1994
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TOP TEN 2347: Here's the last Top Ten of 2023 (in just five weeks we'll count down the Funny 25 for the whole year!) plus a couple of Christmas songs (we'll have lots more in December, and Hanukkah too) plus songs about alcohol, fruit, and some Deemented dance tunes! Stream the show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Nov 25, 2023
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Battle of Kookamunga, Blood on the Saddle, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Religion & Politics, Pool, I Wish I Was a Car, Waiting for Gas, Suicide is Painless, Gloomy Sunday, Waterloo, Elizabeth & Richard, Romping through the Swamp, Your Mother's Calling, I like Beer, If You're a Viper, Night after Night, I Want Johnny's Job, Kindergarten of the Stars, Dentist Chair Blues, Pencil-Neck Geek Jul 29, 1979
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ALIENS/UFO'S: Martian Boogie, Sci-fi Film, Whalin, I Saw Elvis in a UFO, Grandma's Spending Christmas with the Superstars, Flying Saucer, 8 Foot 2 Solid Blue, They're Here, Hell I'd Go, Stairway to Heaven, Flying Saucer Rock & Roll, Slime Creatures from Outer Space, Hard Time to be a Man, Girl with 3 Blue Eyes, Martian Hop, Galaxy Song, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Time for Killing Barney, Bedrock Anthem Nov 28, 1993
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THANKSGIVING 2346: Happy Thanksgiving! Here's our Turkey Day playlist for 2023, with some new things in the first set and an Audio Torture Chamber at the end. You can listen to the show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Nov 18, 2023
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KMET LIVE PART TWO: Carpenter's Greatest Hits, We are Dead, Arm Pit Samba, Bras on 45, Who Committed Mutiny, Swallow my Love, Sit on my Face, Bicycle Seat, Hernia, Acupuncture, San Fernando Valley, Do you Miss New York, Asteroids, I Like, Dead Puppies, Take Off, Pacman, It's Good to be the King Jan 10, 1982
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KMET LIVE PART ONE: Charlie Brown, Up in Smoke, Physical, 8th Wonder of the World, Whale Song, Constable Savage, Ernest, Beer Barrel Polka, Up your Nose, Mad Laughing Record, Moral Majority Top 40, Lunatics have Taken over the Asylum, Big Bucks, Roast Chicken Faces, I'm Hip, So Bored Jan 10, 1982
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SPOKEN COMEDY 2345: The final hour of this week's show has not a single note of music! It's all spoken comedy, from Uncle Josh to George Carlin, from Shelley Berman to Monty Python, and lots more. The show begins with three tracks from the new CD by "& Barnes" (Bill Mumy), "Shit Happens," and continues with Weird Al, Worm Quartet, the Dead Alewives and lots more. Stream it now at www.drdemento.com. Nov 11, 2023
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ALL AMERICAN: 10 Coronas, Battle of Kookamunga, Shot Heard Round the World, 7-11, Mr. Popeil, Man Song, 18 Wheels on a Big Rig, Wolf Creek Pass, Pull my Finger, No I Don't Wanna do That, Whiskey for Breakfast, Glory Glory Paranoia, Man Can't be too Careful What he Signs these Days, Grandma vs. Crusher, All Collision All Explosion, Ode to my Car, Amish Paradise Jun 30, 1996
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NATIONAL LAMPOON INTERVIEW: Simon & Garfunkel, Hooray for Capt. Spalding, Winter Wonderland, Valley Dog, Ice Cubes & Beer, Grandparents, Chicken of the County, Back of your Neck, Byz Talk, Surfin Bird, I Can't Get no Satisfaction, Celebrity Spotlight on Harriet Nelson, Jane Fonda Speaks Out, Pass the Duchie, Making Love in a Subaru, Silicon Valley Guy Jan 9, 1983
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HUNTING 2344: Hunting animals is not quite as popular a pastime as it once was, but there are a lot of funny songs about hunting, and this week's blast from the past has a bagful of the best of them. You can stream that show anytime at drdemento.com. Nov 4, 2023
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Daily Dose Of Dementia (Apr. 12 93 to May 7 93): Tibetan Memory Trick, Drunks, Chelsea in Diguise, Mr. Wizard & Timmy, Elmer Fudd Sings Fire, Baseball & Football, Flying, Parenting, Excuse Me, Smoke, Driving, Firecracker Mishap, Happy Darling, Mrs. Dead Pigeon, Argument Clinic, Sneakers, Disc Jockeys, California Earthquake, Movie Snacks, Mom Always liked You Best Apr 12, 1993
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HALLOWEEN 2343: Here's Halloween show #2 for 2023, with lots more spooky tunes and scary melodies old and recent -- Dinner with Drac, Werecow, Fear the Walking Dead, Zombie Jamboree -- you get the picture! Stream this show now or anytime at drdemento.com. Oct 28, 2023
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DIVORCE: Leaving on a Death Plane, Virgil & the Moonshot, Ape Call, Flush your Mind, Man Song, I'm Tough, Mothra, Creep the Tragic Cockroach, I Couldn't Spell ..., You Don't Love me Anymore, She got the Goldmine, Divorce, One More Minute, Istanbul, Bulbous Bouffant, Star Wars Cantina Apr 27, 1997
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Stranded in the Jungle, I Eat Cannibals, Lay me in that Huddle, Go to Work you Jerk, Ma Bell You Got me by the Calls, Buffy Come Back, My Bologna, I Love Rocky Road, Ricky, Harry's Jockstrap, Bras on 45, Fussy Eater, Alphabet Song Apr 24, 1983
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HALLOWEEN 2342: BOO! Here's the first of our two all-new Halloween shows for 2023. Two hours-plus of spooky tunes and scary melodies, old and new, famous and obscure, funny and frightening! Stream the show now at drdemento.com. Oct 21, 2023
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TV ON KLSX: Burning Down the Cartoon House, Rhapsody from Hunger, Inbred, Ballad of Valdez, Write Romantically, Cheap Stories, Janitor, My Attorney Bernie, TV Rap, Way Back in 1939, Early TV Montage, TV is the Thing this Year, Vidiot, Brady Bunch, I'm the Slime, Adam West, Hacker's Rap Apr 23, 1989
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DEVO INTERVIEW: Fruit Song, Bear, Pollution, Breakfast Conversation, Working in a Coal Mine, Strange Pursuit, Sink the Bismark, First Date, Neanderthal Love, Big Jog, Blowing Bubble Gum, Cinderella, Dust up his Nose, My Dead Dog Rover, Sweet Transvestite Jul 8, 1979
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PIZZA 2341: It's pizza day in the Land of Dementia! The whole second hour is devoted to songs about pizza, going back to mid-century when it first became an American food craze! In the first hour we celebrate the arrival of fall, the top comedy songs of 2022 according to The FuMP, and other crazy Demented topics. Oct 14, 2023
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KMET PART TWO: K-bel Barfo Hits, Number One, Rosie Don't Bang on the Piano, Monkey Bite, Suicide is Painless, Suicide Prevention, It Looks like Rain, Lovely Weather for Ducks, Dying Duck in a Thunderstorm, Surfin Bird, Bird Bathroom, Punk Rock Drives me Disco, Elements, Baby likes Burping, Argument Clinic, Old Ben Lucas, Too Young to Date Feb 8, 1981
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KMET PART ONE: Parts, Sit on my Face, Earthquake Song, Montana, Big Leg Emma, I Love You for 70 Mental Reasons, With her Head Tucked Under her Arm, Dead Girls, Close the Door, Open the Door, Bug Boy, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Please Please Me, Alphabet Song, St. George & the Dragonet, Dog Ball, Going Crazy, Mr. Roberts, Masochism Tango Feb 8, 1981
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FOOD 2340: This week's show is a blast from the past, and a dementedly delicious one too! The subject is food, and the menu includes everything from sushi to goulash, vegetables to head cheese, hors d'oeuvres to cookies, pie and cake. You can stream the show anytime from drdemento.com. Oct 7, 2023
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DEMENTED BLUES: Generic Blues, Alphabet Song, Ukelele Blues, Down with V-E-G, Vegetables, Woke up this Morning, Masked Man, God Told me to Rob the 7-11, Blind Melon, Bear Whiz Beer, High Tech Redneck, Politically Correct, Person to Person, Alligator Wine, Pale Blues, Lunchlady Land Apr 24, 1994
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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC INTERVIEW: CPA, Music Sex & Cookies, Yum Yum Tree, Right Said Fudd, Streaking USA, Mr. Miller, Religion & Politics, I Love a Groove, Big Man Mambo, Smells like Nirvana, You Don't Love me Anymore, I Can't Watch This, Ren & Stimpy, Fax me a Beer, Ugga Bugga, PMS Airlines Apr 19, 1992
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TOP TEN 2339: Here's the Top Ten for September, plus a set from the new Worm Quartet album, some runners up from the Top Ten, and a whole lot more Demented delights! You can stream the show now (or anytime you like) at www.drdemento.com. Sep 30, 2023
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JAZZ: My Attorney Bernie, Rock & Roll Doctor, Shaving Patients for Surgery, Barbeque Barney, Vegetables, Mr. Bass Man, Mr. Roberts, Teenage Brain Surgeon, Punk Polka, Benny's from Heaven, Up with Papal, Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Halloween Spooks, 500 Miles, Jurassic Park Oct 10, 1993
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DEMENTED POLITICS: In the Mood, She Won't French Kiss, What I Believe, I Want a Man, Too Young to Date, Just Wanna be Cool, Bringing me Back Today, Idi Amin, Religion & Politics, Presidential Handicap, 2 Cows, Tricky Dicky Rock & Roll, Ronnie vs. Fritz, Rodeo Song, Rapmaster Ronnie, Boogie in your Butt Nov 4, 1984
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MARIJUANA 2338: Our topic today is marijuana. Now that it's legal in many places, and socially acceptable in most other parts of the USA, I'm bringing back some of the fine songs it inspired when it was still highly illegal! Stream the show now at drdemento.com.
(Sorry it's late- I was under the weather for a couple of days, but am feeling excellent today!) Sep 24, 2023
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FOLK MUSIC: Light my Fire, Little Blue Riding Hood, Bang the Drum all Day, Open that Can, I Like Stinky Cheese, Cheesehead Song, Teenage Mutant Kung fu Chickens, 2 Dreadful Children, I Wanna be Catholic, Hole in the Bucket, Tom Dooley, MTA, Folk Song Army, Horse Named Bill, Thank God I'm a Jewish Boy, History of Dr. Demento, Werecow Sep 8, 1991
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RUDY VALLEE INTERVIEW: Hello Muddah, Swimming Song, Johnny Had a Yoyo, Sex Drugs & Rock n Roll, Drunkard Song, Stein Song, Old Sow Song, Let's do It, Beep Beep, 3 Mile Island Beatles, Pancho Lopez, Rock & Roll Hell, Say Guy You Wanna Boogie, Duck Pluckers, Dead Puppies, 3 Drunk Newts, Smoke-off, Lumberjack Song Jun 17, 1979
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EMBARASSMENT 2337: This show features (in segments 3 through 6) songs that may embarrass some people, for various reasons -- though many regular listeners count them among their very favorites! You can stream this show anytime at www.drdemento.com. Sep 16, 2023
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KMET PART 2: Bloat on, Martian March, Astro Boy, Stripper, Bluegrass Nightmare, Cockroach Love, Redback on the Toilet Seat, Party in my Pants, Elderly Man River, Robert Hilburn, Pico & Sepulveda, Sister Mary Elephant, Punk Polka, Mr. Custer, Cheaters & Liars, Existential Blues, Fish Heads Sep 7, 1980
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KMET PART 1: Martian Hop, Space Invaders, Keep Venice Nude, Meet me at the Beach, Black Denim Trousers, Bad Motorcycle, Old Dope Peddler, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Shlock Rod, They're Parking Camels where the Taxis used to be, Kosher Delight, Tacos for Two, Hot Nuts, Fruit Song Sep 7, 1980
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OTHER DOMESTICATED ANIMALS 2336: Since I recently finished shows about dogs and cats, I thought I'd spin some Demented tunes about other domesticated animals -- cows and sheep, canaries and parakeets, lions and elephants (in zoos and circuses). This week's show also has the Top Ten (a week late, but it's great!) Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com. Sep 9, 2023
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HUNTING: Freckle Song, Janet Reno, Someone ate the Baby, I Wanna Hot Dog for my Roll, Junk Food Junkie, 10 Coronas, Who Drank my Beer, In Heaven there is no Beer, Backwards XYZ's, Funny Man, Answering Machine, T'ain't Nobody's Business, Mighty Manly Hunting Men, Yosemite Sam, Big Bucks, Hunting Song, Second Week of Deer Camp, 30-point Buck Nov 10, 1996
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JUDY TENUTA INTERVIEW: Big Bear Lake, Back from the Shadows, Star Trekkin', Banana Love, Pool, Wet T-shirt Night, Colorado Kool-aid, Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Pope Song, Airborn with an Ape, I Hear Horses, I Like Boys, Piano has been Drinking, Bitching Camaro, Would Jesus Wear a Rolex, I Want your Socks, Vann Pick me a Letter, Squirrels Aug 23, 1987
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LABOR DAY 2335: With the Doc on vacation, we are presenting a combination of 7 different Labor Day episodes of the past. Sep 2, 2023
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MONEY: Money Song, Music Sex & Cookies, Money, I Ate the Baloney, Cops with Attitude, Only You, Daddy's Money, Busted, Credit Card Song, Blue Cheese Yodel, Nails, Greenbacks, Rock me Jerry Lewis, Your Brain on Drugs, Brain Damage, Dwarf Tossing, Frank's 2000-inch TV, Way Down Deep You're Shallow Feb 20, 1994
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LOVE LIVE ON KLSX: Reggae Popeye, Woke up this Morning, All my Bill are Overdue, Copycat Corner, Classical Rap, Worms, Deteriorata, Iraq & a Hard Place, Kick Ass U.S.A., So Long Mom, Lines in the Sand, Boogie, John & Marsha, Tapeworm of Love, Marvin I Love You, Everyone Says I Love You, M.C. Hammer, Bomb for Hussein Feb 10, 1991
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MONKEYS/MONKEES 2334: We flashback to 2003 for a program about apes and monkeys, then even further back to an interview the Doc did with the rock group the Monkees in 1987! Aug 26, 2023
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3-mile Island Beatles, Civilization, Alley Oop, Dead Frogs, When I was a Lad, I'm the Slime, Ikey & Mikey, Eggplant that Ate Chicago, Religion & Politics, Senator Fish Face, Rubber Room, Split Level Head, Hello DJ, 3 Drunk Newts, Fat Man's Prayer, Pencil Neck Geek Jun 10, 1979
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CLASSICAL: Streak, Wildwood Weed, 500 Miles, Grandpa's Gone Gangster, Twinkies & Ding Dongs, Ginko & Tofu, Smells like Camp Granada, Them Moose Goosers, Blue Danube Waltz, Sunrise Symphony, My Bonnie Lass She Smelleth, End of a Symphony, Carnival of the Animals Aug 2, 1998
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CATS 2333: Last week we celebrated the dog days of summer...Cats deserve a celebration too! We'll hear 28 songs about cats this week, most of them complimentary. This show also features the Logan Awards nominees for parody songs. Stream this show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com Aug 19, 2023
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KMET PART 2: Blassie King of Men, Is That all There is?, Pain in the Ass, Old Dope Peddler, Tranquilizers, Walking my Cat Named Dog, My Way, Elevator, Flush, August in Azusa, Keep Venice Nude, Animal House, Cinderella, Paraquat Blues, Your Love is Like Nuclear Waste, Maxwell's Silver Hammer Aug 6, 1978
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KMET PART 1: Looney Tune, Bagel Tree, Walk on the Kosher Side, I'm a Nut, Sidewalk Convoy, Donald Where's your Troosers, Herbert the Pervent, Total Nudity, Moment of Silence, Our Hour, Gilligan's Island Stairway, Loving me, Chewy the Rookie Wookie, Cement Mixer, Contradictions, Panacea, Camelot Aug 6, 1978
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DOGS 2332: This week's show features a tribute to Paul Reubens (aka Pee Wee Herman), plus the five Logan Award nominees for best comedy song, and a whole bunch of funny songs about dogs! Stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Aug 12, 2023
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SOUPY SALES INTERVIEW: Boris the Spider, She's Fallen, My Attorney Bernie, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Nails, Hostility Rag, You Know my Name, With my Little Ukelele in my Hand, White Fang, Mouse, Packalafaka, Downtown Downer's Grove, Werecow, I Can't Watch This, Dead Puppies, Happy Happy Joy Joy May 31, 1992
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