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Welcome to the official online archive of The Dr. Demento Show!
Here you can browse our archives, which range from last week all the back to 1970! A new episode is added each Saturday morning, and older items are added to the archives each Sunday evening.
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SHOT OF THE DAY PART 6: Ho Ho Ho, 12 Gifts of Christmas, Don't Touch me There, Kick Ass U.S.A., Happy New Year, New Year's Resolutions, Christmas Balls, Working Where the Sun Don't Shine, Let me Make you Smile in Bed, Diet Song, Bond Themes, Cow Patti, Man who Doesn't Exist, Cartoon Animals, My Attorney Bernie, 9 Coronas, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Let's Blow up the Tow Truck Dec 24, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 30, 2024) |
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INSECTS ETC.: Dead Skunk, Living in the Fridge, Save the Beer, Chantilly Lace, Cadillac Heaven, Almost Degraded, That's my Boy, My Mommy's a Zombie, Human Fly, Boris the Spider, Roaches, Touch a Name on the Wall, In my Country, Napster Rap, Let me Make you Smile in Bed May 27, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 28, 2024) |
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SHOT OF THE DAY PART 5: Galaxy Song, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, Dungeons & Dragons, Ode to my Car, Blue Christmas, We Love Barney Fife, 30 Point Buck, How the Grinch Stole Hanukah, Hey Harry Potter, Santa's Gonna Kick your Ass, Rudolph the Brown-nosed Reindeer, Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire, You're a Mean one Mr. Grinch, Hanukah Song, Night Santa went Crazy Nov 26, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 30, 2023) |
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TOYS: Car Noises, Ode to my Car, SUV, Bolt-ons, I Want Sex, Hey Mr. Postman, Rawhide, Uneasy Rider, Folsom Elementary School, Shock Treatment, Mr. Roberts, Cell Phone on the Highway, Johnny had a Yo Yo, Me and my Vibrator, View Master, S.S. Minnow, Stoned People, Real Dick Cheney, Smoke-off Sep 16, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 7, 2022) |
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SHOT OF THE DAY PART 4: I Want my Baby Back, Whatever Happened to Eddie, Hunting Song, Headline News, One Hen, Reinstalling Windows, Music Sex & Cookies, Nudist Colony of the Dead, Sensititve New-Age Guys, Quidditch Ball Wizard, Second Week of Deer Camp, Baby Poo, Psycho Chicken, Thanksgiving Song, Boy Band, Slim Santa, Little Toot Oct 29, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added May 29, 2022) |
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BACK TO SCHOOL: Freaker's Ball, Reggae Popeye, My Virtual Girlfriend, Revenge of the Nerds, Polkadot Undies, Sister Mary Elephant, High School Gym, School Cafeteria, Lunch Lady Land, Status Back Baby, Fatal Beatings, My Dead Dog Rover, She's a Guy Aug 26, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 10, 2020) |
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TRANSPORTATION: Masochism Tango, Beat me Baby, Ouch, It Does not Pay to be Hip, Fight for your Right to Plunder, 3 Blind Jellyfish, I Love to Ride the Bus, PMS Airlines, M.T.A., Heaving on a Jet Plane, We Got a Stick for That, Suicide Hotline Aug 5, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 10, 2020) |
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BIRDS: Trigger Happy, Political Science, Turning Japanese, Surfing with Britney, Bertha Butt Boogie, Three Idiots I, Tennessee Bird Walk, Bird on my Head, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, I Want a New Duck, Dead Parrot, Biggest Parakeets in Town, Horrible Movie Song, 99 Dead Baboons May 20, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 8, 2019) |
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SHOT OF THE DAY PART 3: Telephone Man, What if Your Girlfriend was Gone?, Whole Lotta Love, Dead Skunk, Chucky Cheese Hell, Junk Food Junkie, What I Like about Booze, Sex & Violence, Bald Guys, Dinner with Drac, Purple People Eater, I put a Spell on You, Halloween, Werewolves of London, With her Head Tucked Underneath her Arm Oct 1, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 1, 2018) |
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FOREIGN LANGUAGES: Jurassic Park, Jenna Jenna, She's a Guy, I'm my own Grandpa, Porno Star, Armpit Farts, Working Where the Sun Don't Shine, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Je Taime, Boogie, Shaving Cream, In my Country, Devil Went to Jamaica Jun 24, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 3, 2018) |
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MORE SHOT OF THE DAY: Fat Man's Prayer, Who is it?, Cave Man, Car Phone, Grandma & the Crusher, Toast, Charlie Something, Circular Impression, Bulbous Bouffant, I'm not Home Right Now, I'm a Blonde, Wildwood Weed, Lakeside Trailer Park, I Farted Again, Let me Make you Smile in Bed Sep 3, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 29, 2017) |
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HAPPY: I Took my Mother to a Cock Fight, Green Garden Hose, WWED, All my Favorite Drunks have Given up Drinking, Coffee, New Credit Card, Entering Marion, Cell Phone on the Highway, Hawaiian War Chant, Cowgirl Song, Happy Boy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Noodle vs. Sad Noodle, Happy Together, Happy Trails, Have a Peanut Butter Sandwich, Charlie-something Mar 25, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 3, 2017) |
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SHOT OF THE DAY: Trip to Jurassic Park, Gilligan's Island Stairway, Spam, Shuddup You Face, Reggae Popeye, Teenage Lobotomy, Suicide Hotline, Bicycle Seat, King Tut, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, I'm the Slime, Happy Boy, I Wish I Was a Lesbian, Intergalactic Laxative, Gorilla Radio Aug 6, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 30, 2016) |
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COOL SONGS: Boogie in your Butt, Debbie, Chicken, Drip Drip Drip, Ol' Ben Lucas, Buzzards in Love, Reinstalling Windows, Life's Gonna Suck, Celine Dion, Three Cool Cats, Cool Guy with a Car, Real Cool Cowboy, Trip to Jurassic Park, Oops I Farted Again, She's a Guy Jul 29, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 5, 2016) |
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STAR TREK: Bart Simpson Rap, Bad Influence, Give me the Head of Old Bin Ladin, Slim Santa, Pull my Finger, Space Oddity, Touch a Name on the Wall, Stardrek, Trouble with Klingons, Spock on, Bar Trek, You Might be a Trekkie, Kirk and Spock, Harry Potter, I Want to Bomb Osama, Desperado Nov 11, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 2, 2015) |
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INSTRUMENTALS: In Heaven There is no Beer, I've Got a Potato in my Pants Blues, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, Plexiglas Toilet, Q5 Piano Tune, It's a Gas, Okeh Laughing Record, Cobwebs and Strange, Several Specials of Small Furry Animals, Star Wars Cantina Feb 4, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 1, 2012) |
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DOG DAYS: Sunday Driving, Road Rager, Boobs and Butts on the Beach, Johnny Passed Away, Sneaky Snake, Ballad of Gumby, Ralph & Herbie, Butt Scooting Boogie, White Fang, Saga of Rex, Dog Police, Chainsaw Juggler, Suicide Hotline Aug 12, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 5, 2012) |
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BIG THINGS: Sold out of Flagpoles, Them Moose Goosers, Totally Nude, Desperado, Big Ten-inch Record, Big Balls, Big Bottom, Big Butt, She's Big and Round, Reinstalling Windows, Kick Ass USA, This Land is Your Land Oct 7, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 5, 2010) |
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FAVORITES from Unreleased Tapes:
A Perverts Life, She's Big and Round, Won't Eat Prunes Again May 6, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 28, 2006) |
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DEMENTED BLUES: 2001 Sprach Kazoostra, Vulcan Mind Meld, Generic Blues Jan 7, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 28, 2006) |
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Very Demented Love Songs
Valentine 2001 Feb 11, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) |
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