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DICKIE GOODMAN INTERVIEW 8125: Battle of Kookamunga, Singing in the Bathtub, Listening to the Flowers Grow, My Baby's Got Rabies, I Know What Boys Like, Mr. Jaws, Flying Saucer, Watergrate, Harry's Jockstrap, Lonesome Cowboy Burt, I Used to Work in Chicago, Bubbling Brain Cells, Shaddup You Face Jun 21, 1981
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"I LIKE" SONGS 0803: Songs about what we like (and hate)...food, sports, sex, animals, you name it. They help define who we are. Jan 20, 2008
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"WEIRD AL" INTERVIEW:Our in-studio guest this week is the man himself, the most popular artist in the entire history of the Dr Demento Show, the king of modern-day funnymusic, Mr. "Weird Al" Yankovic! Al will be premiering his latest CD, "Straight Outta Lynwood" and telling us all about how it was made. We'll also have a nasty new song about the film industry, a pirate song or two,and a fine set of songs by the amazing Logan Whitehurst. Sep 24, 2006
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"WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC: "Weird Al" Interview, Amish Paradise, Take Me Down, The Alternative Polka, Mar 10, 1996
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(part 1) Leader of the Bland, Eskimo, Put Down Your Cigarette, I Love my Cat's Meow, My Girl's Pussy, Tale of the Cheese, Chicken Wings, Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television, Muleskinner Blues, Campus Rules, Wines/Jack, Hit by a Car, Outside the Hospital, Little More Gauze Mar 27, 1983
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(part 2) ARTHUR GODFREY TRIBUTE: Ballad of Bloody Guts, Peeping Tom, Steve Spielberg Give me Some of Your Money, Ballad of Scott Ehrlich, Pretty and the Wolf, Star Turn on 45, I'm a Lonely Little Petunia in an Onion Patch, St. James Infirmary, What Noise Annoys a Noisy Oyster, I Love you Because You're Fat, Dentist Mar 27, 1983
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(part one) DODGERS Song, Redneck Hippie Romance, Food, Cranky Old Yank, Nature Boy, Three Blind Jellyfish, Smog Bound, Dedicated Undertaker, Don't Touch me There, Three Little Pigs, Like a Dribbling Fram, Sunday Funnies, Skateboard Convoy, Narrow Gauge Blues, Barnacle Bill the Sailor Jul 24, 1977
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(part two) FATHER GUIDO SARDUCCI INTERVIEW: Purple People Eater, Wobblin Gobblin, European Speaks up for the U.S., Ford/Hoover Comparisons, Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung, Hospitality Blues, Bound for the Promised Land, Brain Damage, Gunga Didn't, Beatles Reunion, Pencil Neck Geek, Small Busted Women Jul 24, 1977
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0831 CHICKENS: We celebrate chickens this week. We haven't done that in awhile and I was amazed at how many chicken songs there are in the Archives. Many of the best and one or two of the worst are here. Our online-only rarities segment (near the end of the show this time) has still more chicken songs, including an out-of-print Bruce Springsteen song and a Dennis Weaver rarity. Aug 3, 2008
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0832 DOGS: We celebrate the Dog Days of summer 2008 by letting 23 of our favorite dog songs run free (plus two flea songs). Also, here once again is our currently most-requested hard-to-find song, the original "I Like" by Heathen Dan. Aug 10, 2008
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100TH ANNIVERSARY OF OLDEST RECORDING: songs from every decade of dementia from the 1880's through the 1980's! Oct 2, 1988
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100TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE PHONOGRAPH (part 1): Winestoned Plowboy, Mary Had a Little Lamb, Burglar's Experience, Sleighride Party, Uncle Josh on a Street Car, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Fire Bird, Frankfurter Sandwiches, Stinko the Narc, 50 Ways to Make a Hit Record, Crazy Blues, Crossroad Blues Nov 27, 1977
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100TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE PHONOGRAPH (part 2): Fireman Cowboy, Water Song, Voyeur, Everybody Wants a Little Peace, Metronews Interview, Blue Yodel, Shiek of Araby, This is Stereo, Six White Horses, Beatles Christmas 1965, Step Right Up, Our Old Friend Dr. D, Chicken Song, Forward into the Past Nov 27, 1977
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10TH ANNIVERSARY (part 1): original theme song, Memories Rock Salad, Train Kept Rollin', interviews with Frank Zappa & Doodles Weaver, #1 songs from 1971-1975 Mar 15, 1981
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10TH ANNIVERSARY (part 2): Larry Groce, Tom Waits, Bette Midler, Fred Blassie, Devo, & George Carlin interviews, #1 songs from 1976-1980; SPECIAL BONUS: Mike Harrison interview with Sulu Mar 15, 1981
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10TH ANNIVERSARY LIVE AT THE COUNTRY CLUB (part 1): Glenn Super, Damaskas, Doodles Weaver, Ogden Edsl (PART OF RECORDING IS DEFECTIVE) (MONO ONLY) Mar 21, 1981
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10TH ANNIVERSARY LIVE AT THE COUNTRY CLUB (part 2): Temple City Kazoo Orchestra, Sulu, Willio & Phillio, Rose & The Arrangement, Tom T-Bone Stankus, Barnes & Barnes, Weird Al Yankovic (MONO ONLY) Mar 21, 1981
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1507 VALENTINE'S DAY: Demented discs for Chinese New Year and President's Day...and over an hour of silly love songs for Valentine's Day, with only four very special ones repeated from last year's Valentine's show. Feb 14, 2015
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15TH ANNIVERSARY: Weird Al, Barnes & Barnes, & others live in studio; many interviews and past show highlights replayed; recap of year-end #1 songs Oct 20, 1985
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1644 HALLOWEEN: Here's Part Two of this year's Halloween scaryfest...creepy classics and new stuff too. Monster Mash (and the story behind it), Dinner With Drac, Me And My Mummy, With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm and lots more. Bonus: the new record holder for shortest song in the history of the Billboard pop charts. Special Bonus: no election songs! (One candidate is mentioned in passing). Oct 29, 2016
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1971 KPPC SALADS: No announcements from the Doc, but a collection of medleys he assembled in 1971, on the following topics: Another Openin'..., Tie Me Kangaroo Down..., Haunted House..., Wine, Education, Music Music Music..., At The Hop..., While I Dream..., Guitar Feb 15, 1971
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1971/LIVE ON KLSX: A retrospective of the year 1971, plus current/classic songs too...I Like, Pet Shop, Dead Cicada, Robert Hilburn, Tax Day, Punish the People, Flying Saucers, Vasectomy, Ajaz Liquor Store, Lonesome Cowboy Burt, I Think We'e all Bozos, Insane & the Brain, South Park Junkie, Star Wars Cantina Apr 12, 1998
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1975 KMET top 50 (#25 to #1) Dec 28, 1975
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1975 KMET top 50 (#50 to #26) (tape distortion during beginning of show) Dec 28, 1975
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1978 FUNNY 25! Dec 31, 1978
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1983 FLASHBACK LIVE ON KLSX! Earthquake Song, Day after Day, Cyber No No, In the Closet, Rodeo Song, Wet Dream, Birthday Cake Polka, Smells like Camp Granada, Jungle Boogie, Boogie in your Butt, New York New York, Ricky, Smoke two Joints, Ballad of William Robinson, We are the Worms, Smoke-off Apr 26, 1998
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1988 FUNNY 25 COUNTDOWN! Jan 1, 1989
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1989 FUNNY 25 COUNTDOWN! Dec 31, 1989
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2002 RADIO MORNING SHOWS: A topic we haven't covered before - Demented Hits from Radio Morning Shows. There've been a ton of them - "The Devil Went to Jamaica," "Squirrels" and "We Love Barney Fife" for starters. Some surprises too. Our historical recap of The Years of Dementia reaches 1971 - an offhand guess I made that year about the show's future would come very true eight years later. Jan 11, 2020
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2007 HALLOWEEN- 0742 Calling all ghosts, goblins, witches, warlocks, ghouls, zombies, vampires, monsters and creepy creatures of every kind...it's Halloween time again on the Dr. Demento Show! This episode is dedicated to the late Bobby "Boris" Pickett, and includes an interview with Bobby from the fall of 2006. Oct 21, 2007
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2414 HARMONY: This week we flash back to 2003 to hear the Doc's salute to Dementia in harmony! Stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Apr 6, 2024
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25th ANNIVERSARY OF NATIONAL SHOW: Jerry Springer, Singing in the Bathtub, I'm Dead, Adolescent Rant, Fishing Worms, I Lobster but Never Flounder, Walleye, Dr. Demento Show #1, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Riot in Boogie, Clarence Nash interview, School Cafeteria, Dr. Demento Song, Five Years, Phantom Medley, Saga Begins Jul 11, 1999
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25th ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL: Dr. D., Dr. Demento Theme Song (KPPC), With many different celebrity interviews Oct 8, 1995
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25th TRIBUTE to ELVIS PRESLEY: Elvis Imitator,The Elvis Blues,Are you Lonesome tonight (laughing version) Aug 11, 2002
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3-mile Island Beatles, Civilization, Alley Oop, Dead Frogs, When I was a Lad, I'm the Slime, Ikey & Mikey, Eggplant that Ate Chicago, Religion & Politics, Senator Fish Face, Rubber Room, Split Level Head, Hello DJ, 3 Drunk Newts, Fat Man's Prayer, Pencil Neck Geek Jun 10, 1979
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30,000 Pounds of Bananas, Abe Snake for President, Temptation, Bicentennial, How Dry I Am, Martini, Was I, Doobie Doobie Hen, Wasn't That a Mighty Day, How Lovely Cooks the Meat, Ballad of Thunder Road, Little More Gauze, Highly Illogical, Junk Food Junkie Mar 28, 1976
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40TH ANNIVERSARY 1041: Our 40th anniversary show features 35 of the show's greatest hits, complete and uninterrupted, with Dr Demento's stories about how the show began, grew, and evolved. Nearly 2 1/2 hours of great Demented entertainment! Oct 9, 2010
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4TH JULY 06: To celebrate the Fourth of July, here's Dr. Demento's annual All-American Show. We'll celebrate outdoor barbecues, beer, mosquitoes, fire ants,Elvis, and Captain Jack in this free-wheeling funny music extravaganza. Other highlights include "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" (the show's #1 song of 2006 thus far), "Pukin' In The Parkin' Lot" and "Hot Jewish Chicks." Jul 2, 2006
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50 YEARS OF DEMENTIA (KSAN version) part 1: 1931-1955 Jun 1, 1980
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50 YEARS OF DEMENTIA (KSAN version) part 2: 1956-1980 Jun 1, 1980
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50 YEARS OF DEMENTIA part 1: 1931-1955 May 4, 1980
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50 YEARS OF DEMENTIA part 2: 1956-1980 May 4, 1980
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50 YEARS OF DEMENTIA PART ONE: 1925-1948 (MONO ONLY) Jun 16, 1974
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50 YEARS OF DEMENTIA PART TWO: 1949-1974 (MONO ONLY) Jun 16, 1974
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92 Funny 25 Dec 27, 1992
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93 Funny 25 Dec 26, 1993
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A CAPPELLA 1302: Songs about winter snows, Eskimos, and the gluteus maximus...plus an hour of a cappella Dementia (no instruments allowed!) Even Dr. D's announcements are a cappella this week. Jan 12, 2013
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A Cappella Dementia Nov 29, 1992
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A CAPPELLA PART 2 1320: All musical instruments are banned from the second half of this show, as we further explore the Demented side of a cappella. (How did that car horn get in there?) More than a dozen requests in the first half. Rated PG-13 (except for the bonus track). (For more a cappella Dementia check out our 1-12-13 show). May 18, 2013
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A DRUG: Caffeine, The Coffee Song, Too Much Coffee, Proper Cup of Coffee Feb 26, 2006
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A Little More Gauze, Barnacle Bill #2, Little Orley, Gloomy Sunday, Let's Do It Dec 8, 1974
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Admiral's Daughter, Hokum Smokum, Serenade to a Jerk, How Many Burps, Pine Top's Boogie Woogie, Everybody Wants my Fanny Dec 15, 1974
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ADVERTISING PART 2 1828: Here comes Part Two of our most requested special topic this year - Advertising! Funny commercials, real and satiric, and songs inspired by commercials. Lots of outrages in the first hour, too! Jul 14, 2018
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ADVERTISING: Guitar Comics, Sympathy for George Lucas, 1955, Walk on the Kosher Side, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Commercials on 45, Billboard Song, Bear Whiz Beer, Mrs. Fletcher, Sales Pitch, I Like You, I Got Crabs from Darth Vader Jul 10, 2005
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ADVERTISING: One Hen, Dairy Farm Girl, School Cafeteria, Lunch Lady Land, Roommate Song, Roommate from Hell, Shoehorn with Teeth, Suspenders, Telephone Man, DOA, Stretching the Imagination, Bun & Run, Final Record Offer, Truth in Advertising, Harv Kirshner, Husky Boy Toilet Tissue, Sex in Commercials, Me like Hockey, Smoke Off Jan 19, 2003
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AFRICAN MUSIC: Fast Food, Frontal Lobotomy, Doctor of Dementia, Moustache Song, Clean Song, Machines, Split Level Head, Elephant Hunting Song, Zulu Warrior, Shango, Grazing in the Grass, Mo Money, Things we do on Sunday, Football Rap, Tumbling Tumbleweeds, Country Music is Here to Stay, Friends, Bras on 45, 12 Days of Christmas Dec 12, 1982
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AIRPLANES 2241: Today I offer a blast from the past - a show never before available online. My special topic is aviation -- funny flying songs from "Snoopy Vs. the Red Baron" to "Fly On a Plane" plus "The Vatican Rag," "Heaven Is for Presbyterians" and "Napster Crimes: Metallika Put Me In Jail." Stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Oct 8, 2022
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AIRPLANES 8329: Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette, Blister in the Sun, Boobs a Lot, Bowlegged Woman, Nose Job, Gumby, Mr. Wizard & Timmy, It Came from Outer Space, I Write the Songs, I Found a Peach, Never Swat a Fly, My Pink Half of the Drainpipe, My Body the Car, Airplane Song, Come Josephine in my Flying Machine, Lucky Lindy, I Lost my Heart on a 747, Scotsman, Bras on 45 Jul 17, 1983
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AIRPLANES: are our topic this week, featuring "PMS Airlines," "Heavin' On A Jet Plane" and other songs and comedy you won't hear on any airline's headsets. Also "A Pervert's Life," "Party In My Pants" and the 40th anniversary of "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!" Jul 23, 2006
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AIRPLANES: Jesus Loves Me but He Can't Stand You, Phony Valentine Blues, Along Came Larry, Sidewalk Surfing, Let's Make Love in a Microwave, Electricity, '90's Philosopher, Motorcycle Song, Trapped in an Elevator with a Mime, I Remember the Night, Ajax Airlines, Heaving on a Jet Plane, Come Josephine in my Flying Machine, I Lost my Heart on a 747, No Smoking, Boy I Work with, Baby Zone, Shaving Cream Sep 1, 1991
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AIRPLANES: We are the Champions, Lottery, Surfer Joe, I'm not Home Right Now, Autumn in New York, Lear Jet Song, Rubber Biscuit, TINY TIM PROFILE, October in Oxnard, Existential Blues, Born in East L.A. (MONO ONLY) Oct 6, 1985
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ALCOHOL 0820: A salute to America's favorite drug - Alcohol. Booze in all its forms has inspired countless songs, from the serious to the silly, including many fine comedy songs which we sample this week. Our bonus segment for online listeners includes "Fisting the Sheep" (parental discretion advised) and others we probably won't be playing on the radio anytime soon. May 18, 2008
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ALCOHOL 1216: This week we have 19 songs about America's favorite drug - alcohol! A huge variety of musical and comedic styles, from The Doors to Gid Tanner and his Skillet Lickers. In the first hour, some amazing and provocative songs about religion and politics, among other things. Language alert: the highly irreverent song from The Book of Mormon in the first hour, and "Beer" by the Asylum Street Spankers in the second. Apr 21, 2012
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ALCOHOL 1532: Our topic is the drug called alcohol...one of the world's oldest medicines. It produces lots of pleasure, lots of pain, and has inspired lots of humor. Here are 28 alcohol anthems, all by request! Aug 8, 2015
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ALCOHOL 1541: Alcohol has inspired more funny songs than all other drugs put together. Whether you're a tippler or a teetotaler, we've got plenty of liquid laughs this week! Also Stan Freberg's Columbus saga, "The Faucet's On Fire" and a new Audio Torture Chamber. Oct 10, 2015
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ALCOHOL 1910: An all-new show with a familiar topic - alcohol. It's inspired songwriters for millenia, bringing forth thousands of sad songs and funny songs (you can guess which kind I'll be playing!) You'll be riotously entertained, even if you never touch the stuff. Mar 9, 2019
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ALCOHOL 2123: Today's show features funny songs about alcohol. It's pleasant, it's dangerous, and it mixes well with music, so there are naturally a lot of songs about it, and some of them are Demented! I'll also preview the new vinyl album featuring legendary comedian Jonathan Winters. www.drdemento.com Jun 5, 2021
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ALCOHOL 2331: This week we have a blast from the past -- and I do mean a blast! The subject is alcohol. A serious subject, but it has inspired innumerable funny songs. You'll hear a bunch of the best and a few of the worst ones when you stream this week's show at www.drdemento.com. Aug 5, 2023
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ALCOHOL II 1915: Here's the promised sequel to our March 9 festival of funny drinking songs. Plenty of hilarity, even if you don't imbibe! Tattoos and tomatoes too (and a few naughty words). Apr 13, 2019
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ALCOHOL II: Istanbul, Rose Don't Bang on the Piano, Chug-a-lug, 9 Coronas, Cocktails for Two, What I Like About Booze, In Heaven There is no Beer, Hangover Mar 10, 2002
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ALCOHOL PART 2 2125: For various reasons, alcohol has inspired an enormous number of songs, including many very funny songs! Here are some more great ones I didn't get to two weeks ago. Also a set for Father's Day. Jun 19, 2021
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ALCOHOL PART 2: Crusher, Eggplant ate Chicago, Guitarzan, Bertha Butt Boogie, Flushed from the Bathroom of your Heart, No Nose Jobs, I like Beer, Save the Beer, Irish Drinking Song, Glorious, Piano has been Drinking, Hangover, Little Bits and Pieces, Stealing like a Hobbit, Sirius Black May 23, 2004
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ALCOHOL PART 3 1237: Here's the third and final installment of our Alcohol Alphabet, with songs and comedy in a huge range of styles, all the way from Fred Astaire to Bubbles and the Shit Rockers. Many all time faves and also things I haven't played lately (if ever). Also a little tribute to Rollin Sullivan, who was Oscar of Lonzo & Oscar. Parental guidance: one f-word in "Liquor and Whores," plus frequent depictions of alcohol abuse. (note: Parts 1 and 2 of the Alcohol Alphabet are on the shows dated April 21 and June 16, 2012). Sep 15, 2012
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ALCOHOL: 500 Miles, What I like about Booze, Eat me I'm Danish, Riddler, Stalking, Trial of the Century, Born to be Wild, There was a Fungus among us, Hell I'd Go, Three Jolly Coachmen, Gentry's Gin, In Heaven There is no Beer, I'm a Squid, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist Aug 6, 1995
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ALCOHOL: A Pub With No Beer, The Alcoholic Blues, The Beerhunter, Sweet Transvestite Sep 19, 1999
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ALCOHOL: Ballad of Big Buffet, Moose Goosers, Romping Through the Swamp, Turning Japanese, Japanese Jurassic Park, Save the Beer, Viagra in the Waters Mar 3, 2002
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ALCOHOL: Coffee Song, Stinky Breath, Rubber Duckie, Sweet Transvestite, Cocktails for Two, What I like About Booze, Chug-a-lug, Gentry's Gin, Nine Coronas, Hangover, Yoda, Boot to the Head May 20, 1990
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ALCOHOL: Cubs Win World Series, Here's Your Sign, Mama Rap, Stormtroopers are People Too, Old Pacific Sea, Fax Me a Beer, On the Shoulders of Freaks May 25, 1997
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ALCOHOL: Star Wars Cantina, Beer, It was a Very Good Beer Apr 23, 2006
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ALCOHOL: Tie me Kangaroo Down Sport, Mammal, Taco Grande, Making Love in a Subaru, Chocolate Chip Cookies, Red Rubber Checks, Punks Get off the Grass, Your 15 Minutes are up, They Don't Make Nun Names, I Palindrome I, Chug-a-lug, Martini, I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of me, 9 Coronas, Ren & Stimpy Apr 26, 1992
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ALCOHOL: What I Like About Booze, 90's Song, Gentry's Gin, Beer is Better Than Women, Sirius Black May 16, 2004
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ALIENS & UFO'S: Domino Death, Bim Bam Boom, If I Were a Rich Man, Graviportal Polka, Nothing Compares to You, Old Dead Animal Skin House, I Don't Eat Animals, Redneck Woman, Mr. Spaceman, Flying Saucer, It Came from Outer Space, Martian Boogie, This is Ponderous, Oh Vlade, Do the Claw, Dead Puppies Jun 2, 1991
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ALIENS & UFO'S: Intergalactic Laxative, Martian Hop, Moral Majority, Inbred, Barbie Don't Love Ken Anymore, Hey Batman, Go Go Pogo, Down on the Electronic Farm, Galaxy Song, Flying Saucer, It Came from Outer Space, Little Space Girl, I Saw Elvis in a UFO, Religion & Politics, Spock Rap, Adam West Jun 25, 1989
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ALIENS & UFO's: Send The Marines, Earth Girls Are Easy, The Flying Saucer (part 1&2), Aliens Really Stink Sep 25, 2005
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ALIENS 2020: Our topic today is aliens. Fascinating creatures, whose shape and size is limited only by our imagination! We also remember Little Richard, Florian Schneider and Jerry Stiller. May 16, 2020
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Aliens 92 Sep 27, 1992
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ALIENS AND UFO'S 0923: Our subject this time is Aliens and UFO's - our most complete investigation ever of that Hot Topic, with eight more extraterrestrial excursions in the bonus segment (most of those have never been uploaded before). Other highlights include our first new track in awhile from Henry Phillips, and an Arctic adventure with England's Mighty Boosh. Jun 7, 2009
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ALIENS/OUTER SPACE 2212: This week we have an all-new show with a popular topic - Aliens & Outer Space. The first hour features nautical Dementia including some bawdy old sea chanteys, plus a good 'n bloody chantey written and sung by Josh Turner and Carson McKee when they were in high school! Stream it now at www.drdemento.com. Mar 19, 2022
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ALIENS/UFO'S: Martian Boogie, Sci-fi Film, Whalin, I Saw Elvis in a UFO, Grandma's Spending Christmas with the Superstars, Flying Saucer, 8 Foot 2 Solid Blue, They're Here, Hell I'd Go, Stairway to Heaven, Flying Saucer Rock & Roll, Slime Creatures from Outer Space, Hard Time to be a Man, Girl with 3 Blue Eyes, Martian Hop, Galaxy Song, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Time for Killing Barney, Bedrock Anthem Nov 28, 1993
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ALIENS/UFOS: I Think I'm a Clone Now, Rolling Stones, Nellie the Elephant, Cat Song, Psycho Chicken, So Drunk, I Got a Crush on Darth Vader, Beaver Strikes Back, Stroke it, Baby let me Bang your Box, Mr. Spaceman, Hell I'd Go, Flying Saucer, Earth Girls are Easy, Little Blue Man, 7-11, Star Wars Cantina, Cows with Guns Mar 23, 1997
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ALL AMERICAN 2127: Celebrating the Fourth of July with an all-American show! Stan Freberg, Frank Zappa, Weird Al, Spike Jones, Allan Sherman, Mel Brooks, the Hoosier Hot Shots, David Peel and the Lower East Side, and my choice for a new National Anthem -- one you can actually sing! Streamable now at drdemento.com. Jul 3, 2021
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ALL AMERICAN: 10 Coronas, Battle of Kookamunga, Shot Heard Round the World, 7-11, Mr. Popeil, Man Song, 18 Wheels on a Big Rig, Wolf Creek Pass, Pull my Finger, No I Don't Wanna do That, Whiskey for Breakfast, Glory Glory Paranoia, Man Can't be too Careful What he Signs these Days, Grandma vs. Crusher, All Collision All Explosion, Ode to my Car, Amish Paradise Jun 30, 1996
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ALL AMERICAN: Don't Touch That, Squashed Bugs, New Jersey, Yahoo Resort, They Drive me Brady, Interstate is Coming Through my Out House, Fried Chicken, Coleslaw, My Dog Ate Nolan Ryan, Van Lingle Mungo, Saturday Night Fish Fry, Beer Gut, Cow Patti, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Kick Ass U.S.A. Jul 5, 1992
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ALL REQEST 07: OK, listeners -- this one's all yours! For the first time in awhile, it's an all-request Dr. Demento show. Along with the hits there are some nice rarities including "Elevator To Menswear," "The Raccoon Song," and "Abdul Abulbul Amir" (ask your grandparents about that one!) Jan 14, 2007
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ALL REQUEST SHOW 1994: Living in a Mobile Home, Shaddup You Face, Woodpeckers from Space, Stairway to Heaven Feb 27, 1994
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ALL REQUEST: K-mart Blues, Bookshop, Bilbo Baggins, Eric the Awful, Sensitive New-age Guys, Power Tools, Bill Clinton Song, Funky Gibbon, Hit me with your Rhythm Stick, Bras on 45, Disco Toilet, When I was Your Age, Plastic Jesus, One Meatball, Fax me a Beer, Ren & Stimpy, Smells like Nirvana May 3, 1992
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ALL REQUESTS ON KSCA: Loving you is Surfing You, Bicycle Seat, Rock me Jerry Lewis, I Want my Baby Back, Nobody Home, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Hockey Song, Martini, Bruces, Spam, Mother Nature, I Think I'm a Clone Now, Worms, Answering Machine, 4 Years of High School Spanish, Ode to my Car Jan 26, 1997
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ALL REQUESTS: I'm a Nut, Psycho Chicken, Totally Nude, Lizzie Borden, Zilch, Rapping Nerd, When I Was a Lad, Wolf Creek Pass, Gumby, Nose Job, Funky Gibbon, Civilization, My Dingaling, Burning Down the Cartoon House, Marvin, Rock me Jerry Lewis May 4, 1986
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ALL REQUESTS: Little Eeefin' Annie, Since They Stole the Spitton, Was I?, Duck's Yas Yas, Tribute to Dr. Demento, Davy's Dinght, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow Mar 9, 1975
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ALL REQUESTS: Loving You is Surfing You, Bicycle Seat, Rock me Jerry Lewis, I Want my Baby Back, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Hockey Song, Beer Hunter, Bruces, Spam, Mother Nature, Baby Snakes, Worms, Answering Machine, Wet Dream, Kill the Wabbit, Ode to my Car Feb 16, 1997
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ALL REQUESTS: Lumberjack Song, Jar Song, I'm a Boinger, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Walter Wart the Freaky Frog, N.F.L., Chalk Dust, Learn How to Drive, Elvis is Everywhere, When Harpo Played his Harp, Santa Baby, You're Ugly, Beastie Wrap, Scotsman, Ballad of Irving Sep 27, 1987
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ALL REQUESTS: Shaddup your Face, Send me to Glory in a Glad Bag, Get a Haircut Dad, Ten Little Bottles, Spy Hard, Nuts, Banana Love, Phantom Wind Breaker, Mr. Jaws, Cadillac Heaven, It's a Gas, Warm Leatherette, Do the Picard, Homecoming Queen's got a Gun, Amish Paradise Jun 9, 1996
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ALL REQUESTS: Sister Mary Elephant, Nun Names, Cinderella, Last Blast of the Bugler, Burning Down the Cartoon House, Illegal Smile, MTA, Irish Ballad, Hooty Sapperticker, I Want my Baby Back, Popcorn Sack, Jack the Ripper, Chiller, Pac-Man Fever, Elements, My Girlfriend is Inflatable, Surfin' Bird, Contra Rap Feb 19, 1989
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ALL REQUESTS: So Long Mom, Roger Boom, Ape Call, With her Head Tucked Under her Arm, It's Hot, Heaving on a Jet Plane, Little Man, Ding Dong Daddy, I Like, Hey Jude, I Dream of Brownie, Mexican Radio, Classical Medley, Harder than your Husband, I Like Food, Pencil Neck Geek, Bagpipes, Rock and Roll Doctor Aug 28, 1983
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ALL TIME FAVORITES 2220: For today's show I asked people to request their all-time favorite Demented songs - and what a wonderful weird mixture of songs you came up with! Everything from Dog Breath and Smut to Sneaky Snake and Dueling Tubas! You can stream that show any day starting today at drdemento.com. May 14, 2022
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ALL-AMERICAN 0927: Here's our traditional All-American show for the Fourth of July - ka-BOOOM! Lots of good old red-white-and-blue American dementia, plus a few that needle our wonderful country a little bit (freedom of speech, and all!) This show has the revised version of Baldbox's "U.S. F'n A" (did you know they left out a whole state the first time?) plus Seamonkey's fragrant spoof of "Boom Boom Pow." The bonus tracks survey America's ambivalent attitudes towards our land's first citizens (warning, pervasive stereotypes). Jul 5, 2009
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ALL-AMERICAN 1027: Our annual All-American show for Independence Day. Songs about religion, politics, farm life, baseball, beer, sex, guns and cowboys. Rarities include the original flip side of Thorndike Pickledish's "Walter Wart," withdrawn in 1966 as too controversial. Parental note: the Willie Nelson song has one unbleeped f-word; lots of explicit content in the bonus tracks. Jul 3, 2010
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ALL-AMERICAN 1127: Here's our annual All-American show for 2011. All kinds of amazingly American music & comedy for your Fourth of July celebration. Plus our tributes to Wild Man Fischer (with an interview in the bonus tracks, never before broadcast outside L.A.) and Red Blanchard, the zany DJ who launched Nervous Norvus' career. A few cuss words (Baldbox, Richard Cheese) and a bit of gruesome (Sufjan Stevens). Jul 2, 2011
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ALL-AMERICAN 1427: We celebrate the Fourth of July (The Sequel) with our annual All-American show. Weird Al (as Sir Isaac Newton), Albert Brooks (rewriting the National Anthem), After Ever After (The Sequel), The Lone Ranger revisited, The Wild One, and the amazing Ray Jessel. Jul 5, 2014
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ALL-AMERICAN 1527: Our new All-American show (actually debuting on July 4 this year!) ranges from the historical to the hysterical, with a special nod to the Supreme Court. The bonus tracks are definitely not for the kids; the rest of the show is PG-13. Jul 4, 2015
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ALL-AMERICAN 1726: As the Fourth draws near, we celebrate with our annual All-American Dr. Demento show for 2017 - two hours of mad music and crazy comedy about this crazy place most of us live in! Rated PG-13. Jul 1, 2017
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ALL-AMERICAN 9927: Truck Driving Song, Something to Shoot, I Feel Like I'm Fixing To Die, Paul Revere, Chug a Lug, To Anacreon in Heaven, Flaming Youth, Mother Nature, 24 Hours a Day, Albequerque, Like Pink but not Quite, Toast, Phantom Medley Jul 4, 1999
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ALL-AMERICAN: Stars & Stripes Forever, Mother Nature, Telephone Tag, Like a Suburban Drone, Back from the Shadows, Be Kind to your Web-Footed Friends, Green Garden Hose, To Anacreon in Heaven, Library, Coming Back for More, Sound Off, Mr. Custer, Kick Ass U.S.A., Up Jurassic Park Jul 4, 1993
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ALL-TIME FUNNY 25 1927: And here's the All-Time Funny 25! The most requested songs and stories in the 49-year history of the Dr. Demento Show, counted down from #25 to Number One. (A few extras are heard at the start of the show). Jul 6, 2019
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ALL-TIME Greats 0725 :Among the greatest novelty record artists of all time, Stan Freberg made his mark in the 1950s with devastating spoofs of rock 'n roll music. After that he moved on to other things, but fans have never stopped wishing Stan would use his comic genius to lampoon later pop music trends. Now, The Great Luke Ski, devoted hip-hop historian and a superb parodist in his own right, has created his own Freberg-style skewering of rap music in his ten-minute sketch called "MC Freberg." This show also features a half hour of songs about God. No evangelism here, and no disrespect either...just one brilliant comedy song or sketch after another, each using the name of God in the title in its own way. Jun 24, 2007
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ALL-TIME TOP 25 (aired in one-song segments, not as a single complete broadcast) Sep 11, 1995
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ALLAN SHERMAN & DANNY KAYE: Chicken Dick's Chicken Sticks, Beep Beep, Scream & Wine, Tip Toe Through the Tulips, Three Months Late, Steamroller, Bikini Full of Trouble, Michael Jackson's new Album, Star Trek Polka, Dead Yuppies, Pop Hates the Beatles, Lox, Fig Leaves are Falling, Tubby the Tuba, Dodgers Song, Yoda, Ronnie's Rap, Let's Blow up the Tow Truck Apr 5, 1987
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ALLAN SHERMAN INTERVIEW: 2 Triple Cheese, Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Country Music is Here to Stay, It Came from Outer Space, Burning Down the Cartoon House, Bruces, Toss Another Shrimp on the Barbie, Yum Yum Tree, Harvey & Sheila, Crazy Downtown, End of a Symphony, Statue Got me High, Dial 1 for Help, Smallest Thing Known to Man Mar 22, 1992
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ALLAN SHERMAN INTERVIEW: My Daughter, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, Toss Another Shrimp on the Barbie, Demented News, One on the Right is on the Left, Roger Boom, Yum Yum Tree, Stand up for Earth, Allan Sherman Interview, Hello Mudduh Hello Fadduh, Harvey & Sheila, End of a Symphony, Pass the Udder Udder, Jeffrey Dahmer Polka Mar 22, 1992
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ALLAN SHERMAN PROFILE: Fat Friends, California Kid, Chicken Song, One Game at a Time, Hot Rod Lincoln, Polkadot Undies, Don't Mess with the Mayor, Roaches, David Crockett, Sara Jackman, Lox, Hello Mudduh Hello Fadduh, Fig Leaves are Falling, Do the Watusi, Life in the Slaw Lane Jul 20, 1986
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ALLAN SHERMAN PROFILE: We are the Now-tones, Johnny Cash, Pink Pills for Pale People, Duncan, Cocaine Decisions, Do it on the Floor, On the 5:15, Silicon Valley Guy, Rye Whiskey, Satchel and a Seck, Sarah Jackman, Hello Muddah Hello Faddah, Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Pop Hates the Beatles, I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of me, Harry's Jockstrap, Yoda Jun 26, 1983
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Alley Oop, Come up and See me Sometime, Yokohama Mama, Parents Song, Tom Tom the Piper's Son, Cockfight, Cheese Boogie Deluxe, Everyone Says I Love You, Cheepness, Buggy Boogie Woogie, Loving Me, You Went the Wrong Way Old King Louie, I Want My Baby Back, Spam Oct 12, 1975
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ALTERNATE LIFESTYLES: Chucky Cheese Hell, Star Wars Mania, Yard Sale, Louie Louie, Light my Fire, My Father's Top Drawer, Freckle Song, That's Mathematics, Math Sucks, Still Gonna Die, Old Dogs, I Wish I Was a Lesbian, Gay Parade, Since my Baby Turned Gay, I Kissed a Girl, Use the Force, Phantom Medley (MONO ONLY) Jun 20, 1999
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ALTERNATE LIFESTYLES: Flying Saucer '97, UFO, Online Religion, Music Sex & Cookies, Little Toot, Alvin's Chipmunk Band, Black Dog, Stairway to Heaven, Answering Machine, I Kissed a Girl, Leaping, I Wish I was a Lesbian, Eskimo, Gay Parade, Some of my Best Friends are Straight, Kinko the Clown, Ode to my Car, Cows with Guns Aug 31, 1997
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ALTERNATE VERSION PART 2 1438: By popular demand, it's another all-new episode of Alternate Versions of Demented Hits! Sep 20, 2014
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ALTERNATE VERSIONS 1418: By request we have some Alternate Versions of Demented Hits this week - crazy covers, original versions, and other new ways of hearing old Demented classics! Plus lots of surprises in the first hour. May 3, 2014
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ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLES: Teeth Clenched, Alien Jam, Everybody's Queer, Lesbians on TV Apr 9, 2006
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Alvin for President, Peanut Butter, I Don't Want to Get Thin, Chicken Fat, Put the Bone in, Any Ice Today Lady, Skateboard Riding, Song of the Sewer, Dodgers Song, Donald Where's Your Trousers, Fonz Song, When I'm Cleaning Windows, Snatch and Grab it, Beep Beep, Let it all Hang Out Aug 22, 1976
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Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, In the Mood, Wise Little Hen, Men Who Love Women who Love Men, I'm Nuts about Screwy Music, Autumn in New York, October in Oxnard, Window Shopping, Cruel Shoes, Matzoh Man, Pink Shoelaces, Dead Girls of London, Spider, Reefer Man, Wet T-shirt Night, Who's on First, Rock Lobster, King Tut, My Bologna Oct 14, 1979
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Amazing Man, Bad Attitude, I Got a Wife, Spam, Ape Call, Yesterday, Song with a Peal, Jeremiah Peabody, Rocky Meets Moose, Bo Diddley, I Wanna Kiss Her, 99 Dead Baboons, Siamese Cat Song, Love Polka #9, Boogie in your Butt, Libya oh Libya, Existential Blues Feb 16, 1986
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Amazing Man, Nashville Katz, Woody Woodpecker, Kids, Candy Man Blues, Ringo for President, Disc Jockey Blues, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Wonderful Wino, Hippity Hop, Earache my Eye, Fish Heads, My Dead Dog Rover, King Tut Nov 5, 1978
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AMERICA 1326: This year our Fourth of July show has an hour of Demented songs about America and Americans. The first hour includes a new "unplugged" performance of "Eat It" by Weird Al, plus another recently rediscovered Allan Sherman parody and some great new songs about gaming. Note: "Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly...." and "U.S. F-in A." have brief explicit language. Jun 29, 2013
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AMERICA 1826: Our Fourth of July show this year is light on the explosions but strong on Mad Music and Crazy Comedy with America as the subject. A wide variety of viewpoints as you might expect...and the Top Ten too. Note: the George Carlin, Stephen Lynch, Baldbox and Phil Johnson items are uncensored. Jun 30, 2018
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AMERICA 2027: America's a better than average country, as countries go. I'll celebrate some of its good points, and call out some of its bad ones, on the show debuting (appropriately enough) on the Fourth of July. I'll also commemorate the late Carl Reiner. Jul 4, 2020
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AMERICA 2326: Happy Birthday U. S. A.! The whole show this week is dedicated to America -- it's not perfect but these songs are often hysterical, along with being historical. Stream it now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Jul 1, 2023
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AMERICA 2427: Happy Fourth of July weekend everybody! This week we flash back to Independence Day celebrations fro 1989 and 2002. Stream now or anytime at drdemento.com. The Doc returns with a new episode next week! Jul 6, 2024
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AMERICAN: Yellow Rose of Texas, Beer Run, Truck Driving Song, Hey Spidey, Peter Parker, Cicadas, Ronnie Reagan Rag, Integration, Ronnie Talk to Russia, Mr. Reagan's Neighborhood, Ronnie's Rap, I Forget, Contra Rap, She's got a Tongue like a Kodiac Bear, Spongy Dance, Harry's Wand Jul 4, 2004
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An early show on KPPC (MONO ONLY) Apr 22, 1971
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ANIMALS 1534: This year for dog days we celebrate...dogs, plus cats, budgies, ducks, hamsters, lizards and many other "companion animals" as well. Attention: occasional explicit language. Aug 22, 2015
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ANIMALS 1634: We celebrate the dog days of August this week...plus the cat days, the duck days, the pig days, the lizard days, the funky gibbon days and more! Aug 20, 2016
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ANIMALS 1938: More animal songs this week...Demented tunes about animals in the zoo, animals in the wild, and animals in our imagination! Plus Talk Like a Pirate Weekend, A Statistically Significant Love Song, and what you can do with a time machine (but maybe shouldn't). Sep 21, 2019
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ANIMALS 2104: The topic is funny songs about animals. Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Walter Wart the Freaky Frog, and lots more trash and treasures. Plus 8-year-old rapper Grandmaster Jax and Knucklehedz, Kirby Krackle, Phil Spector's most Demented song, and Q-Anon Girl (the only political song), drdemento.com Jan 23, 2021
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ANIMALS: Party in my Pants, Dolly Parton, Hospitality Blues, Hot Rod Lincoln, Black Slacks, I Got it from Agnes, Shall we Walk or Take a Dog, Elephant Talk, Vampire Beavers, Ode to Billy Joel, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Give me that Old Unemployment, Time Warp, Take off, Pac-man Fever Feb 21, 1982
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ANIMALS: Sunday Driving, One Hen, Ballad of Hall & Oats, Your Feet's too Big, Big Balls, Big Butt, Cosmic Debris, In the Mood, Beatle Barkers medley, Old McDonald has a Farm, Down on the Electronic Farm, Rocky meets Moose, Harry's Jockstrap, Homecoming Queen's got a Gun May 5, 1985
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ANNIVERSARY COMPILATION: Live in Cleveland 1991 (20th anniversary), Live in Vancouver 1981 (10th anniversary), Live with Eggman and Gayla Peevey (2010) Sep 23, 1991
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Annual Valentine Special 2003 Feb 9, 2003
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ANSWER RECORDS: Beam me up Scotty, Shock Treatment, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Little Green Men, Dangerous Kitchen, Hooray for Captain Spalding, Chaos, Son of Irving, Purple People Eater and the Witch Doctor, He'll Have to Stay, Geek's Revenge, 3 Mile Island, I Lost on Jeopardy, Marvin I Love You Apr 15, 1984
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ANTI-LOVE 1533: We are now at the halfway point between the last Valentine's Day and the next one. If the calendar were a circle, we'd be at the exact opposite point. So this is the time for Anti-Love Songs. Many of them are even funnier than the Silly Love Songs we hear around February 14! Aug 15, 2015
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ANYTHING ANYTHING: Football Season's Over, Lonesome Kicker, I Want my Baby Back, Psycho Chicken, Street Meat, Boy Wonder I Love You, Song of the Sewer, Dead Puppies, Smells like Karen Carpenter, Take me out to the Ball Game, Nitrous Oxide High, Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Ugly, Pocket Pool Feb 6, 2011
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Ape Call, Abba Zabba, Destruction of San Francisco, Let's All Have Another Beer, Sideboard Song, Sarah Jane, Laughing Gnome, Crazy Mixed-up Song, I Know What Boys Like, Mammary Glands, Beep Beep, Yoda, Spam, Roast Chicken Faces, Another One Rides the Bus May 24, 1981
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Ape on my Fire Escape, Come on-a my House, At the Circus, Loos of England, Twinkle Little Earth Jan 26, 1975
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APES & MONKEYS: Elmer Fudd Sings Bruce Springsteen, Circular Impression, Mr. Wizard & Timmy, Song of the Sewer, Deep in the Heart of Jersey, Dull Family, Ricky, Theme from The Monkees, Monkey Doodle Doo, Ape Call, Gonna Buy me a Dog, Pet Pig Porky, They're Coming to Take me Away, Lock the Snackbar Apr 10, 1983
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APRIL FOOL 1713: Happy April Fool's everyone! We're all familiar with song parodies like Weird Al's, but there are a lot of other ways songs can be transformed with hilarious results (Weird Al does those too!) We'll sample those and many other crazy things on this week's show. Apr 1, 2017
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APRIL FOOL'S: fool medley, Doctor Doctor, Poor Boy, Gee, Train Kept Rolling, circus medley, Don't Dilly Dally Sally; Zip Zip, It Will Stand, Is You Is or Is You Ain't my Baby?, Rocking Little Angel (MONO ONLY); BONUS: partial September 1971 (*BAD SOUND*): Yellow Dog Blues, Nobody, St. Louis Tickle Apr 1, 1971
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April Showers, Hot Rock Radio, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Alcoholic Blues, Whale Oil, I Am Whale, Dirty Old Man, Miss Anne Elk, Hockey Song, In the Eyes of my Dog, Hospitality Blues, Male Chauvinist Piglets, Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, Hamster Love, Making Love in a Subaru, Animal Crackers Apr 16, 1978
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ARF! It's our annual Dr Demento dog show: In honor of the Dog Days of summer, Frank Zappa, Ray Stevens, Davy Jones (of the Monkees, not the Caribbean), Soupy Sales, Homer & Jethro and many more join our Demented salute to Man's Best Friend. Other highlights include a new English version of that scandalous French heavy-breathing song, "Je t'aime, moi non plus", and new songs entitled "Taxidermal Therapy," "Jewish Is Trendy" and "Tom Cruise." Aug 13, 2006
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Argument, Anything You can Do, Little Blue Man, They Don't make Nun Names, Istanbul not Constantinople, Four Yorkshiremen, Step Right up, Soba Song, Punk Polka, Disco in the Garbage, Naz, 8 Arms to Hold You, Ode to a Cow, Baby it's Cold Outside Feb 10, 1980
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ARTIE BARNES & NAPOLEON XIV TRIBUTE 2310: Our new show pays tribute to two of the greatest artists in the Land of Dementia, both of whom passed away since the last show - Jerry Samuels, better known as Napoleon XIV, and Robert Haimer, better known as Artie Barnes of Barnes & Barnes. The show also has lots of really funny songs! Stream it now at drdemento.com. I will cover the previously announced topic (Musical Instruments) in April. Mar 11, 2023
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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Dallas, I'm the Slime, Ugly, Telephone Man, Mountain Dew, I Like You Better Drunk, Ambrose, Brother Can you Spare a Dime, Give me that Old Unemployment, Someone ate the Baby, I Had Sex with Pacman, My Ding-a-ling, I Like Food, I Want to be a Life Guard, Pencil Neck Geek, Bras on 45, Harry's Jockstrap May 16, 1982
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AUDIO TORTURE CHAMBER: compilation of this feature 1987-1991 with the WORST songs ever! Jan 1, 1987
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AUGUST/JULY 1972 KMET EXCERPTS: BLACK MUSIC OF THE '40's (August 6): The Honey Dripper, Who Threw the Whiskey in the Well, Straighten Up and Fly Right, Snatch and Grab It, EARLIEST KNOWN TOP FIVE COUNTDOWN (August 13): Chaos, The Thing, Everybody Wants my Fanny, Dr. Hackenbush, NO ANNOUNCEMENTS (July 30): Rum and Coca-Cola, Bozo and his Rocket Ship, Rumble, O Sole Mio, Surfing with Ned and Nelda (NOTE: This portion of the July 30 episode includes everything marked on the playlist as "not on aircheck" except "Bald Head" and the below July 30 portion includes the items NOT marked that way.) Aug 6, 1972
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AUSTRALIA: April Showers, Frankfurter Sandwiches, Hillbilly's Deck of Card, Hello DJ, Old Payola Roll Blues, Pub with no Beer, Tie me Kangaroo Down, My Stereo comes from Japan, Yoda, Big Butt, Mr. Comet, Rock me Jerry Lewis Apr 27, 1986
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AVIATION 1001: In honor of the aeronautical motif of our new Demento Society membership kit, our theme this week is aviation. Lots of funny songs about flying, then and now, in big planes and little ones. The bonus tracks have more of the same, with lots of rarities. Jan 3, 2010
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B-SIDES 2436: A decade or so after disc records first became popular, records with content on both sides were introduced. Needing to distinguish one side from the other, record manufacturers began labeling them as side A and side B (or something similar). This show investigates the peculiar history of the B side. You can hear it by visiting www.drdemento.com and searching for show #24-36. Sep 7, 2024
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BABIES 0801: We celebrate the new year with songs and comedy about new people. We also say farewell to some old friends: Ruth Wallis, Hawthorne, and Bill Strauss of Capitol Steps. (This is the first show with our new format; see separate note). Jan 6, 2008
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BABIES 1412: This week we have an hour of songs about babies...not all of whom are infants! Also a tribute to David Brenner, and lots of swell surprises. Mar 22, 2014
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BABIES 1440: Our topic is Babies Part 2, with all different babies from our baby show in March. Also: the Dr D debut of SuLu's son, rapping Young Jeffrey. A couple of naughty words here and there, and more in the bonus tracks. Oct 4, 2014
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BABIES 1907: Today's subject is babies. They're a pleasure (and a treasure) and they are a pain, and today we have funny songs about both! Also the Logan Awards nominees for Outstanding Original Comedy Song of 2018. Feb 16, 2019
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BABIES 2405: This week we flashback 30 years to hear the Doc's salute to babies, plus other current and older songs from the time. Feb 3, 2024
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BABIES: 99 Dead Baboons, Bad Influence, Elvus, Inflationary Language, Dead Rappers, Memo to Droola, Annie Had a Baby, Beer is Better Than Women, I Would Still Love You Apr 28, 2002
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BABIES: Baby Zone, I'm a Little Dinossaur, You Might be a Redneck, Dang Me, Do the Freddy, Rover, Dog with Plastic Stomach, Coneheads, Eskimo, Bruces, Bach is Dead, Golf Song, Dweebs from Mars, Martian March, Trip, Stairway to Heaven, Thorazine Shuffle, When I was a Dinosaur Jul 11, 1993
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BABIES: Old Hippie Class Reunion, Rocking in the Rest Home, Bobby, Baby on the Potty all Day, Jazzy old Philosopher, Harley Davidson Polka, Wolf Creek Pass, Edna, Do the Picard, My Daughter, Baby Zone, Annie had a Baby, Benny's from Heaven, Taco Grande, Memo to Droola, Stress, Down with V-E-G, Someone Ate the Baby Jul 24, 1994
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BABIES: Save the Beer, In my Country, Carburetor Song, Use the Force, Geek's Revenge, Singing in the Bathtub, I'm a Slug, Doctor Worm, Online Romance, Tubular Boobular, She's Big and Round, Annie Had a Baby, Baby Zone, Memo to Droola, Baby Sitting Boogie, Phantom Medley, Hey Phantom Menace Jun 13, 1999
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BABIES: Vanna Pick me a Letter, I Lost on Jeopardy, Goober Got a Girlfriend, Lorena, Name Dropper, Me and Eddie Vedder, Manna Manna, Chicken Fat, Psycho Chicken, Disco Duck, Baby Zone, Memo to Droola, Baby, Childhood, That's Mathematics, Happy Boy, Bulbous Bouffant, Squirrels Jan 21, 1996
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Baby's Got a Crush on Frankenstein, Dim the Lights, Wild One, Shot Gun Boogie, Chaos, Walter Wart, Honey and the Horn, 333, Skinny Minnie, Fat Sally, I'm Thinking Tonight of my Blue Eyes (MONO ONLY) Jun 27, 1971
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BACK TO SCHOOL 0834: Education may never feel quite the same after you hear our back-to-school show. We feature such classroom collectibles as the explosive "Roger Boom," a live performance of Weird Al's "School Cafeteria" from a 1979 Dr. D show on KMET-Los Angeles, and Mike Condello's unreleased "Public School Lunch" along with such well-loved favorites as "Charlie Brown," "Lunchlady Land" and "Bright College Days." In our first half, the Dr D. debut of Luke Ski's all-star tribute to "Battlestar Galactica," two brilliant new satires by Randy Newman and a little salute to the late Isaac Hayes. Aug 24, 2008
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BACK TO SCHOOL 2138: This week we go back to school - songs and comedy bits about education, that is! Weird Al, Tom Lehrer, Robin Williams, Frank Zappa, Barnes & Barnes, The Frantics and many more intelligent people comprise this week's faculty. Norm Macdonald, Monty Python, Roger Miller and other stars of Dementia join in the opening free-for-all. Drdemento.com Sep 18, 2021
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Back to School Again, Dragnet, I'm Bugged at my Old Man, Sloop John B, Sweet Violets, Gay Caballero, Shotgun Boogie, School Cafeteria, Young Woman who Swallowed a Lie, What are you Squawking About, Trade Description Act, Golden Grid Iron Boy, Highly Illogical, Gumball Wizard, Star Drek Sep 5, 1976
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Back to School Again, I'm in Love with a Big Blue Frog, She Really Meant to Keep it, I Got Stoned and I Missed it, Nervous Exhaustion, Boobs a Lot, Whatever it is I'm Against it, Bullfighter, Pizza Man, Jonah and the Whale, Beans, Why a Duck?, Mother Goose's Wine, Highly Illogical Sep 28, 1975
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BACK TO SCHOOL ON KLSX: Beat Brothers interview, Sister Mary Elephant, Smoking in the Boy's Room, Fatal Beatings, Intergalactic Laxative Sep 10, 1989
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BACK TO SCHOOL: Freaker's Ball, Reggae Popeye, My Virtual Girlfriend, Revenge of the Nerds, Polkadot Undies, Sister Mary Elephant, High School Gym, School Cafeteria, Lunch Lady Land, Status Back Baby, Fatal Beatings, My Dead Dog Rover, She's a Guy Aug 26, 2001
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BACK TO SCHOOL: It's back to school on this week's Dr Demento show...with scholastic comedy classics by Cheech & Chong, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Tom Lehrer, Frank Zappa, Adam Sandler and more. We also stick it to Mel Gibson, Lindsay Lohan and other naughty celebrities, and we'll also discover the surprising inspiration for Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison Blues." Aug 27, 2006
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BAD BOYS & GIRLS: Our special topic today is bad boys (and girls) - songs about criminals and other evil people, from Jesse James to John Wayne Gacy, Jr. and including one of the rare demo recordings made by would-be rock star and murder mastermind Charles Manson. Other topics include viruses, germs, the Last Saskatchewan Pirate and the legendary L. S. Bumblebee (a collector's item by Peter Cook and Dudley Moore). Oct 1, 2006
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BAD PEOPLE: World is Full of Bastards, You Got Your Baby Back, Gimme the Head of Old Bin Laden Sep 18, 2005
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Ballad of the Yellow Berets, Wasn't That a Party, Plexiglass Toilet, Bad Humor Man, Pass the Kouchie, Chocolate Freak, Beep Beep, Smut, Valley Girl, Gumball Wizard, White Collar Holler, King of Suede May 13, 1984
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BALLADS (PART 2) 1130: Back in April Dr. D devoted a show to Ballads - songs that tell a story. There are a whole lot more very Demented ballads we didn't get to back then, and here they are, plus the uncensored "Legend of the USS Titanic" and other goodies. A few durty words in that song and the Axis of Awesome pieces, plus the bonus tracks. Jul 23, 2011
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BALLADS 1116: This week's show features a big, big bunch of ballads - story songs (mostly) about all sorts of fabulous characters. Also note the Mel Blanc rarities including his voiceover demo tape. Explicit language/content: Maclean & Laclean, Ween, Nuclear Bubble Wrap, Jesse Smith Apr 16, 2011
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BANANAS 2410: Bananas are a very tasty fruit, enjoyed around the world...but "bananas" has oddly become a popular synonym for "crazy"...or Demented! We'll have a lot of fun with that on this week's show -- and we'll also hear songs about the second most Demented friut -- prunes, and we'll also have songs about marijuana, and a new version of "Fish Heads." You can stream that show now, or anytime you like, at www.drdemento.com. Mar 9, 2024
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BANANAS: Dance of the House, Osama Yo Mama, Da Enron Ron Ron, Buick '59, Ladies who Read the News, Calling all Cars, Saga of the Duck Hunt by Car, Particle Man, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist, Car Noises, I'm Selling Mom's Urine on Ebay, One Banana Two Banana, Banana Boat, Juanita Banana, My Wife Left Town with a Banana, Yes We Have no Bananas, Real Dick Chaney, We Didn't Start the '80's, I Would Still Love You May 26, 2002
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BARNES & BARNES INTERVIEW/WINTER/TOP TEN 1948: Our 2019 holiday celebrations begin as for the first time in over 20 years we welcome Barnes & Barnes for a "Holidaze in Lumania" interview! Plus a first-hour Free-for-All with lots of winter wondersongs, and the Top Ten. Nov 30, 2019
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BARNES & BARNES INTERVIEW: Beep Beep, Snatch & Grab it, Moose Goosers, I'm a Cranky old Yank, Mr. Custer, Stink Foot, Another Puff, Cobwebs & Strange, Cowboy Needs a Horse, Boogie Woogie Amputee, Lumberjack Song, Bilbo Baggins, Smoke-off, Time Warp, Fish Heads Nov 19, 1978
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BARNES & BARNES INTERVIEW: Don't Bogart Me, My Home Town, Birds and Bees, Rag Mop, Gefrunk, My Way, Teenage Lobotomy, Bookshop, Boogie Woogie Amputee, Taster, Linoleum, Exitential Blues, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, Who Shot J.R.? Aug 31, 1980
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BARNES & BARNES INTERVIEW: Nixon in 96, Dead Elephant Dance, Incontinence Rag, PMS Kind of Day, Vomit Song, Fish Heads, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Count em up Quick, The Sweater, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist Sep 8, 1996
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BARNES & BARNES INTERVIEW: Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, We Love the Yangtse, Monsters of the World Unite, Mother's Lament, Test Tube Baby, Triplets, High School Gym, Hicky Burr, Voyeur, Old Payola Roll Blues, Alvin's Harmonica, I Want my Baby Back, Mrs. Jaws, Titties and Beer Apr 8, 1979
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BARRET HANSEN WITH JOHNNY OTIS ON KPPC: This is not comedy, but the Doc before he was the Doc, playing old records from the Specialty label. (NOTE: Source not of highest quality.) Aug 10, 1970
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BASEBALL 0814: Play ball! Here's our demented salute to America's original national pastime. It's an all-star roster of songs and comedy bits about baseball, from "Who's On First" and "Casey At the Bat" to the steroid era. In the first hour, lots of requests plus some hot new stuff. Apr 6, 2008
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BASEBALL 2314: Baseball season is underway! Baseball has inspired more funny songs and comedy bits than any other sport, and I've got an hour's worth of the most Deemenred ones this week -- plus a celebration of Tom Lehrer's 95th birthday, and some songs about frogs and your teeth. Stream this new show now at www.drdemento.com ! Apr 8, 2023
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BASEBALL 2416: After covering requests, birthdays, death, Canada, and recreational substance use in our first hour, we turn our attention to another form of recreation for several jam packed innings of baseball comedy! Stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com Apr 20, 2024
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BASEBALL/BIRTHDAY 1614: Demented Baseball, plus Dr. Demento's Birthday! As the Doctor says, "It's only every few years that my birthday actually falls on the day a new show premieres, so I like to celebrate with an hour of special stuff. Mostly Demented, very much so, but also a few other musical things that are important to me." Apr 2, 2016
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BASEBALL: So Long Mom, Chunder in the Pacific Sea, Mother Nature can be Cruel, Invaders from Earth, Little Dead Chickens, Squirrels, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, I Can't Play the Blues, Rent-a-car song, CPA, Cocaine Waltz, Baseball Rag, Casey at the Bat, Van Lingo Mungo, Fernando, Who's on First, Beastie Wrap Apr 12, 1987
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BASEMENT TAPES #2 2010: This week's show features Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #2, including Whimsical Will's all time most-requested episode, Weird Al, Barnes & Barnes and 22 more, plus A Year In Dementia: 1979 and a mess of other goodies (and maybe a baddie or two). Mar 7, 2020
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BASEMENT TAPES #4 2023: Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #4 is the most sought-after CD in the series; we ran out years ago! Hear it complete on this show. Plus hot new stuff and some cool Demented oldies! Jun 6, 2020
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BASEMENT TAPES #5 2031: Today's show features Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #5, complete and (mostly) uninterrupted. In the first hour, enjoy the Demented happenings of the year 2000, plus songs about underwear, baseball, and a steam-powered airplane. Aug 1, 2020
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BASEMENT TAPES 3/TOP TEN 2017: A tribute to Ian Whitcomb, PLUS Basement Tapes 3 complete, PLUS the Top Ten for April! Durty wirds on #4 and #6. Apr 25, 2020
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BASEMENT TAPES 6 2102: Here's Dr Demento's Basement Tapes #6, for your dementing pleasure! Includes Weird Al's demo of "Yoda" plus "Star Wars Cantina," and the first Demented hits by Henry Phillips and the great Luke Ski, plus "Deteoriorata," "I'd Rather Have a Bottle In Front Of Me," "The Trouble with Klingons" and lots more. drdemento.com [drdemento.com] Jan 9, 2021
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BASEMENT TAPES 7 2114: This week's show features Dr Demento Basement Tapes #7, with a Weird Al rarity, Henry Phillips and more, plus a few Happy Easter songs...and I'll be celebrating a round number birthday with a couple of curlicues too! Join the party at www.drdemento.com! Apr 3, 2021
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BATMAN: Put Another Tanker in the Ocean, Because You're You, Make Way for the King, Woodman Spare that Tree, Daddy What's a Train?, Constipation Blues, Batman, Robin the Boy Wonder, Ratman & Bobbin, Riddler, Real Batman, Squirrels, Adam West (MONO ONLY) May 7, 1989
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Battle of Kookamunga, Blood on the Saddle, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Religion & Politics, Pool, I Wish I Was a Car, Waiting for Gas, Suicide is Painless, Gloomy Sunday, Waterloo, Elizabeth & Richard, Romping through the Swamp, Your Mother's Calling, I like Beer, If You're a Viper, Night after Night, I Want Johnny's Job, Kindergarten of the Stars, Dentist Chair Blues, Pencil-Neck Geek Jul 29, 1979
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Battle of Kookamunga, Eddie are you Kidding, I Love Me, Cockroaches on Parade, Man Who Ate his Car, Shish Kabob, Let's Make Lust, Almost Degraded, My Dead Dog Rover, Dinner with Drac, Alfred Packer, Smoke-off, I Get High by Going Down, Highly Illogical, Geek's Revenge, That's my Boy Aug 6, 1978
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