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YOU 1219: We celebrate you this week - more than 20 songs with "you" in the title. We also tip our demented hat to Mother, and say farewell to George "Goober" Lindsey with some rare items. This show is rated PG-13 - one s-word (on the uncensored "Life Sucks - Then You Die," on the show for the first time), and some sexual references. The bonus track by Tim Minchin is for open-minded adults only! May 12, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added May 12, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 $4.00

ME 1218: Our special topic this week is me. Songs with "me" in the title, that is. Other goodies include the comedy-novelty winners in the International Songwriting Competition. This show rated PG-13 for sexual references, and a humorously gruesome song about murder. More explicit stuff in the bonus tracks. May 5, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added May 5, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 1217: Here's the Top Ten for April 2012, plus songs for galactic hitchhikers, mammary fanciers and lots more. This show is rated PG (a little coarse language, nothing too nasty) except for the last segment (after the Top Ten) which is Adults Only. Apr 28, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 28, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

ALCOHOL 1216: This week we have 19 songs about America's favorite drug - alcohol! A huge variety of musical and comedic styles, from The Doors to Gid Tanner and his Skillet Lickers. In the first hour, some amazing and provocative songs about religion and politics, among other things. Language alert: the highly irreverent song from The Book of Mormon in the first hour, and "Beer" by the Asylum Street Spankers in the second. Apr 21, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 21, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

FOOD 1215: This week we celebrate food, with a lot of food songs we haven't heard for awhile...and we also remember the Titanic on the 100th anniversary of her demise, with music actually heard on the fateful voyage plus the uncensored "Legend of the U.S.S. Titanic." This show is rated PG-13. Apr 14, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 14, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

EASTER/BASEBALL/DEEPSOUTHCON 1214: A triple feature this week: Easter, baseball, and a special program of artists who'll be performing with me at DeepSouthCon 50 in June. Bonus: more newly rediscovered Tom Lehrer. Apr 7, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 7, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 1213: Here's the Top Ten for March, plus a mess of surprises including Barnes & Barnes' rare "Anniversary Song," as written and performed for our 15th anniversary (1985) with Weird Al on accordion...salutes to Mad Men and Batman, old movies and psycho chickens. Language alert: expletives on Top Ten songs #2 and #3. Mar 31, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 31, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

HIP HOP 1212: "Girl Scout Cookies," "That Wuttin' a Marlboro," "Classic Rock Cut-off Date" (every rock fan needs to hear that one)...and over an hour of hilarious hip-hop, including songs I could never play on those classic rock stations where you used to hear me. This topic suggested and greatly assisted by the great Luke Ski, with additional input from Devo Spice. Language alert: segments 2 and 5. Mar 24, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 24, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

ST. PATRICK'S DAY/SPRING 1211: Songs for St. Patrick's day, songs for springtime, more old party records, beer & boobies, and a tribute to Peter Bergman. Naughty words: "Green Eggs and Peas," "Chicken Talk." Mar 17, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 17, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

MARIJUANA 1210: Once again our topic is marijuana. This show, along with our shows for Nov. 12, 2011 and Nov. 15, 2009, comprises a marijuana trilogy, with little duplication between shows (no duplication at all with 11-12-11). Some expletives in the next-to-last segment. Mar 10, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 10, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

REPTILES & AMPHIBIANS 1209: Lots more songs about reptiles and amphibians in this week's sequel to our October 8, 2011 show. No duplicates with that show! Also a farewell to Davy Jones, and an update on the Chardon Polka Band (founded eight years ago by students at the school that was the scene of last week's tragic shooting). And - for our D.O.C. listeners - the world premiere of the new, authentic full stereo mix of Tom Lehrer's "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" (Orchestral Version). Language alert: "Save the Rich," and the bonus tracks which are very explicit. Mar 3, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 3, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 1208: Here's the Top Ten for February, plus a big stack of songs about breakfast...ham, eggs (green and otherwise), hot cakes and sausage, and lots of Bacon! The Louis C.K. bit has numerous explicit expletives, and there are a few more of those elsewhere. Feb 25, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 25, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

PARTY RECORDS 1207: In the second part of this show, Dr. Demento tells the fascinating story of "party records" - risqué and titillating tunes and tales that were released by mostly independent labels from the 1930s to the 1960s (major labels wouldn't touch them). Most of these were never heard on radio when first released. Parental note: most of these are totally concerned with sex and other bodily processes, but the f-word is heard only on the bonus track, which also has the n-word. Feb 18, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 18, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

LOVE SONGS 1206: Our Valentine's Day show features two dozen Demented love songs, plus "Paging Dr. House," "The Miracle of Sweatpants" and "Weird Al Yankovic for President!" Feb 11, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 11, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

QUESTIONS 1205: A highly questionable show this week - the second half is all songs that ask questions! (And sometimes answer them). In the first half, great old songs and nifty new songs (including three by Flat 29, the superb British comedy trio). Feb 4, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 4, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 1204: The first Top Ten of 2012...plus lots of Dr. Demento debuts, some nifty requests, and a tribute to Etta James, Johnny Otis and Jimmy Castor (R.I.P.) Explicit language and content this week. Jan 28, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 28, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

RANDOM 1203: Random choice rules this week! Dr. D opened a list of thousands of songs on his computer, closed his eyes and moved the pointer. Where it landed is what we will hear! 2 1/2 hours of hilarious hits and curious obscurities. Jan 21, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 21, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

POSSESSIONS 1202: This show is all about possessions. Having things. "I have," "I got," "My...." and so on. These words and phrases have a great many different shades of meaning. We'll explore those shades and hear a whole lot of fun and exciting songs along the way. Also: new ones by Flat 29 ("Manfriends," a wonderful song) and Lemon Demon (he thinks it might be stupid, but I like it...coupla durty wirds in this one, also "I Have a Clone")...and a stack of requests. Jan 14, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 14, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

SPIKE JONES CENTENNIAL 1201: Dr. Demento salutes the Spike Jones centennial with over an hour of Spike's hits and rarities, tracing his career and featuring key members of the City Slickers. Other highlights include "2012: The Musical," "Call Any Vegetable," and "The Wilted Lettuce Orgy." A few scattered 4-letter words in the first hour; the Spike celebration is good clean fun. Jan 7, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 7, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

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