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CHRISTMAS 1650: Santa gets into a bit of difficulty this week! Our first Christmas show for 2016 also features Walking Round in Women's Underwear, Wreck the Malls, Merry Christmas You Suckers, I Want a Part Time Girl for Christmas, Christmas at Ground Zero, The Wrap Trap and lots more. Dec 10, 2016
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OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE PART 2 1649: By popular request here's Obnoxious People - The Sequel! (With rude words here and there, including f-words in the Garfunkel & Oates song). Also a taste of Christmas, and a tribute to Logan Whitehurst on the tenth anniversary of his passing. Dec 3, 2016
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NAUTICAL/TOP TEN 1648: The Top Ten for November, plus a shipful of nautical dementia and more trash & treasures. Nov 26, 2016
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THANKSGIVING 1647: We celebrate America's annual food fight, aka Thanksgiving! This year is the 50th anniversary of the most famous Thanksgiving comedy song of all time. I also have a few songs, old and new, relating to the recent election. (Parental guidance: the very first song in the show has a couple of f-words). Nov 19, 2016
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NONSENSE 1646: Here's a perfect post-election tonic - two hours of total silliness and absolute nonsense! Nov 12, 2016
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TOP TEN 1645: The Top Ten for October...plus a farewell to John Zacherle, and just a few election songs (old and new, mostly after the countdown). Rarities include Steve Goodman's original 45 of "The Dying Cub Fan's Last Request," with Jethro Burns on mandolin, in honor of the Cubs winning the Series after 108 years. Nov 5, 2016
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1644 HALLOWEEN: Here's Part Two of this year's Halloween scaryfest...creepy classics and new stuff too. Monster Mash (and the story behind it), Dinner With Drac, Me And My Mummy, With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm and lots more. Bonus: the new record holder for shortest song in the history of the Billboard pop charts. Special Bonus: no election songs! (One candidate is mentioned in passing). Oct 29, 2016
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HALLOWEEN 1643: Here's Part 1 of our two-part Halloween blast for 2016. Songs I only play once a year, and some that have been locked up longer than that! Oct 22, 2016
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ELECTIONS 1642: Something I only get to do every four years - a presidential election show! There's a new Trump song, and out first Johnson song, but mostly we'll be recalling elections of the days when things were civilized! Elvis For President, Alvin For President, Snoopy For President, Miss Piggy For President, Sinatra singing for JFK, Rapmaster Ronnie and a whole lot more - plus songs about scary clowns and scary hunters! Oct 15, 2016
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RANDOM 1641: This week we have 33 delightfully demented discs picked at random, plus a tribute to Oscar Brand. Oct 8, 2016
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WE & US 1640: This week I have songs with "we" or "us" in the title. Doesn't sound real sexy, but it's an amazing assortment, and some of the songs **are** a little sexy (the show is PG-13, with a passing f-word or two). Also Terry Jones, Steve Goodie, Lin-Manuel Miranda with Weird Al, and a White House Rap Battle. Oct 1, 2016
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TOP TEN 1639: Top Ten for September (close race this time!) plus robots, bad boys, C. Martin Croker (voice of Zorak, R.I.P.) and more. Sep 24, 2016
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OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE 1638: The world is full of obnoxious people-jerks, idiots, doofuses, buttheads, bastards, and a**holes. Especially a**holes. Fortunately, all those obnoxious people have inspired a whole lot of hilarious songs and comedy bits, and we'll hear some of the best on this show. Rated PG-13 ("a**hole" is not bleeped on the show). Sep 17, 2016
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CANADA/FOOTBALL 1637: Double feature this week - the sequel to our Great White North extravaganza from May, with all different songs and sketches - plus (ta-daaa) Football! Lots of durty wurds in the last two songs. Sep 10, 2016
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LABOR DAY 1636: Once again this Labor Day weekend we have songs about working (and not working!) Here are a whole lot of our favorites, plus a short tribute to Gene Wilder. Rated PG-13. Sep 3, 2016
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TOP TEN 1635: School, sex & silliness, corporate Dementia, Barnes & Barnes rediscoveries, the 50th anniversary of "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haa!" - and the Top Ten too! Aug 27, 2016
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ANIMALS 1634: We celebrate the dog days of August this week...plus the cat days, the duck days, the pig days, the lizard days, the funky gibbon days and more! Aug 20, 2016
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BLUES 1633: Got another bucket o' blues for you today! "Hospitality Blues," "Recycled Vinyl Blues," "Existential Blues Pt. Too" and a bit of the real old time blues too. Aug 13, 2016
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FLORENCE FOSTER JENKINS 1632: In honor of the new Meryl Streep film about "the world's worst opera singer," Florence Foster Jenkins, this show features an interview with her biographer Darryl W. Bullock, plus a half hour featuring more "bad singers" like Mrs. Miller and Leona Anderson...and an hour of really good funny music too. Aug 6, 2016
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TOP TEN 1631: The Top Ten for July, plus pizza, tacos, atoms, drugs, sex and violets. Jul 30, 2016
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LAUGHTER 1630: "Laughter is the best medicine!" says Dr. Demento. Lots of laughing songs (including one by the first African-American artist ever to make records) plus Zappa, Pokemon, Donald & Hillary too on this week's all-new Dr. Demento Show. Jul 23, 2016
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STATES 1629: We celebrated the U.S.A. for the Fourth of July...now it's time to celebrate some individual states. Also five brand new songs about Pokemon GO! Jul 16, 2016
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INSTRUMENTS 1628: Here's Part Two of our amazing collection of funny songs about musical instruments + songs about funny musical instruments. Highlights of the first hour include "I Think My Dog's a Democrat," "You're Always Throwing Salsa At the Light Bulbs," and "The Comedy Music Life." Jul 9, 2016
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FOURTH OF JULY 1627: Happy Fourth of July! This week I have songs about drinkin' beer and blowin' up stuff, but I'll also touch on such all-American topics as fast food, war, Elvis (and the late Scotty Moore), Garrison Keillor, Pocahontas, baseball, Ben Franklin, the Waldorf-Astoria, and that little brown shack out back...and by request I'll have some brief comments on the recent "Stairway to Heaven" legal case. Jul 2, 2016
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TOP TEN 1626: The Top Ten for June 2016, plus funny stuff about New York and Chicago, chickens and pigs, sex and cannibalism. Plus a couple for Muhammad Ali. Rated PG-13. Jun 25, 2016
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FATHER'S DAY/SUMMER 1625: Double feature this week - Father's Day, and the coming of summer - plus hot new stuff by Tim Cavanagh, Insane Ian and Steve Goodie. Rated PG-13, mostly for "Bluegrass" and "I'm Gonna Procreate". Jun 18, 2016
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LONG 1624: This is the week for Mega-Dementia. If it's not long, it doesn't belong! Every song and comedy bit on this show runs five minutes or more. Sit back and let the laughter roll! Jun 11, 2016
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INSECTS 1623: Our topic is insects. They bite us and sometimes make us sick and generally annoy the heck out of us, but they pollinate fruits and flowers, AND inspire funny songs! This week's show has a whole lot of those, with only a speck of repeats from the Insects show last July. Jun 4, 2016
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TOP TEN 1622: The Top Ten for May 2016, along with bicycles, animals and other assorted Demented diversions. May 28, 2016
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CANADA 1621: We salute Canada...the homeland of a lot of great audio humor, sketch comedy in particular. This week I have some of our all time most requested Canadian classics, including some that focus on what makes Canada delightfully different. Rated PG-13 (the Avenue Q song has an explicit sexual reference). May 21, 2016
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BLUES 1620: This show features the blues...not the slow sad blues, but the crazy Demented blues! Weird Al, Henry Phillips, Bonzo Dog, and of course Tom "T-Bone" Stankus' "Existential Blues," complete and unedited! May 14, 2016
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MOTHERS 1619: This week I have 34 songs and comedy bits about mothers and motherhood. Love, and sweetness, and kindness, and lots of other things too! May 7, 2016
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TOP TEN 1618: The Top Ten for April, plus funny songs about vintage TV, Cinco de Mayo, censorship, fun and laughter, and some of the Doctor's notorious Bonus Tracks at the end (with durty wurds & such). Apr 30, 2016
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STUPIDITY PART 2 1617: By popular demand, here's Stupidity: The Sequel. Judging by number of requests, this is the most popular non-holiday topic so far in 2016. Lots of songs never before heard on the show! Apr 23, 2016
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EARTH DAY/AROUND THE WORLD/MARIJUANA 1616: Three featured topics this week. In order of appearance: Earth Day, Around the World with Dr. D., and a set for 4-20. Some incidental nawty wirds and not-so-incidental cannabis references (in that last set). Apr 16, 2016
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MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS 1615: Our topic this week is musical instruments - funny songs inspired by guitars, pianos, banjos, bagpipes and various other instruments used in different kinds of music...including five about the tuba! Explore their sociological and sexual connotations with Dr. D. (Occasional naughty words). Plus a small tribute to the great Merle Haggard. Apr 9, 2016
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BASEBALL/BIRTHDAY 1614: Demented Baseball, plus Dr. Demento's Birthday! As the Doctor says, "It's only every few years that my birthday actually falls on the day a new show premieres, so I like to celebrate with an hour of special stuff. Mostly Demented, very much so, but also a few other musical things that are important to me." Apr 2, 2016
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TOP TEN 1613: Hidden tracks from CD's and LP's, silly songs about bunnies, sex and chocolate and more Demented springtime carols, plus the Top Ten for March! Mar 26, 2016
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SPRING 1612: It's springtime in the Land of Dementia! An hour-plus of Very Demented springtime songs, plus a song for every day of the week (two each for Friday & Saturday), songs from the new Wild Man Fischer CD, and the Donald Trump Club March! Rated PG-13 (there's a nasty word in the last verse of the very last song). Mar 19, 2016
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STUPID 1611: We celebrate stupidity in all its forms...stupid people, stupid actions, stupid songs! As Weird Al sang, Dare To Be Stupid! Also a tribute to Sir George Martin with some of his lesser known and most intriguing pre-Beatles productions. Mar 12, 2016
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LITTLE 1610: The topic today is a small one - literally. Little things - little animals - little people! From Little Boxes to the Smallest Thing Known to Man. Also creepy love songs, demented yodels, and lots and lots of laughter. A bit of explicit language on "Little Toot." Mar 5, 2016
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TOP TEN 1609: Here's the Top Ten for February, plus the Logan Awards nominees and other surprises. Rated PG-13 ("Sex Rhymes" is just what you'd expect from the title). Feb 27, 2016
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MONEY 1608: Lots of money for you this week...money music, that is! Our sequel to last May's money show has mostly different songs to entertain you...plus some luscious leftover love songs. Feb 20, 2016
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LOVE SONG 1607: For Valentine's Day, here's 90+ minutes of demented love songs, by request! Quite a few things I haven't played in years, or haven't played at all till now. We'll also remember Bob Elliott (Bob & Ray) and Dan Hicks. Feb 13, 2016
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BODY PARTS 1606: Today's topic is body parts! Sequel to our 8-1-15 show with (mostly) different songs. Subject matter & language is a bit more explicit than usual, especially "Fume" and of course "Titties and Beer." Feb 6, 2016
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TOP TEN 1605: Our first Top Ten of 2016, plus songs for sniffle season, songs for haters, and a big bunch of requests. (Doctor's note: This show includes two different cases of two very different sets of lyrics set to the same tune! I didn't realize that till the show was almost finished). Jan 30, 2016
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LONG 1604: It's another big show this week...this time it's the songs that are long, every one running five minutes or more! Jan 23, 2016
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BIG 1603: It's a big show about big things this week, plus a tribute to David Bowie. Jan 16, 2016
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WEATHER 1602: Everybody talks about the weather...some people sing funny songs about it! "It Ain't Gonna Rain No Mo'," "It Never Rains in Sunny California," "I Still Write Your Name In the Snow" and lots more Demented weather is in the forecast this week. Jan 9, 2016
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MOVIES 1601: We salute "The Force Awakens" with a retrospective of Star Wars spoofs through the years...and a few other blockbusters too, plus our first political salvos of 2016. Jan 2, 2016
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FUNNY 25 1552: The funny 25 countdown for 2015, plus some After Christmas and New Year's Dementia! Dec 26, 2015
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CHRISTMAS 1551: Our final Christmas show for 2015 has everything from the sarcastic to the sentimental...holiday songs and stories to tickle your funnybone and warm your heart. Rated PG-13 for incidental f-words ("Lonely Jew at Christmas"), drug references ("Twelve Days") and some innuendo here and there. Dec 19, 2015
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CHRISTMAS 1550: Santa Claus endures more abuse in our second holiday outrage for 2015, which also looks at his darker side! Also starring Krampus, Mr. Grinch, Seymour Swine and a defrosted Frosty. Rated PG for a bit of language. Dec 12, 2015
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CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH 1549: We celebrate Chanukah and Christmas with our first holiday show of 2015. "Star Wars Chanukah," "Santa Jaws," Stan Freberg's "Green Christmas," "Christmas Balls" (plus the untold story of how those balls came to be). Rated PG-13 for a bit of language (Red Peters, and South Park's dreidel song). Dec 5, 2015
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TOP TEN 1548: Our final Top Ten for 2015. The extended first-hour free-for-all features daffy ditties about hell, trains and hunting. Nov 28, 2015
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THANKSGIVING 1547: Our Thanksgiving show features lots of crazy tunes about the holiday, about food, and (as is traditional) some musical turkeys, including a mini-binge of Audio Torture Chambers. This show is rated PG-13, for Pony Death Wish, The Chart Song, and The Chainsaw Juggler. Nov 21, 2015
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MARIJUANA 1546: Our topic this week is marijuana. Is it legal or isn't it? I won't belabor that issue on the show...instead I have a special all-marijuana Top Ten plus more reefer songs, famous, infamous and non-famous, and some other goodies too. Nov 14, 2015
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TOP TEN/NONSENSE 1545: The Top Ten for October (a week late due to encounters with zombies and vampires) plus an hour of songs whose words make no sense, or very little, and some that have no words at all but they're still funny. Nov 7, 2015
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HALLOWEEN 1544: Part two of our Halloween extravaganza for 2015. Spooky tunes and scary melodies old and new, famous and obscure, trash and treasures! Oct 31, 2015
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HALLOWEEN 1543: Our first (of two) Halloween shows for 2015 features a half-hour of zombie songs, "Frankenstein Meets the Beatles," the Rocky Horror Chiptune Show, and at least a dozen things I've never played before. Oct 24, 2015
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INSANITY 1542: 23 more songs about insanity and psychiatry, plus 10 songs about beans! Plus "My Mother Is a Space Cadet" and "Ode to Playboy." note: "Psycho Chicken" has the f-word, unbleeped, in a non-sexual context. Oct 17, 2015
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ALCOHOL 1541: Alcohol has inspired more funny songs than all other drugs put together. Whether you're a tippler or a teetotaler, we've got plenty of liquid laughs this week! Also Stan Freberg's Columbus saga, "The Faucet's On Fire" and a new Audio Torture Chamber. Oct 10, 2015
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BLEEPS 1540: Many supremely Demented songs and comedy routines have words in them that cannot generally be aired on radio. One way to play those songs and comedy routines in spite of that is by using bleeps and other noises in place of the forbidden words. On this show Dr D presents a tribute to the fine art of bleeping. (No dirty words are actually heard, except "tits" in one of Dr D's intros). Also a dozen songs about pants, and other delights. Oct 3, 2015
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TOP TEN 1539: The Top Ten for September 2015, plus funny songs and conversation with Actual Size (Steve Goodie & Andy Corwin) and Carla Ulbrich. Sep 26, 2015
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CARS 1538: Our crazed classic car show returns for another episode of highway hilarity from 1902 to the 21st century...with nearly an hour of free-for-all for an opening act. Sep 19, 2015
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WATER PART TWO 1537: This week's show is as wet as you can get without needing a towel! The sequel to my May 16 water show has even more H2O hits for you, all the way from Spike Jones to Bessie Smith, Digital Underground to Uranium Savages. Sep 12, 2015
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WORKING 1536: Some people shovel coal...other folks shovel data! For Labor Day, we have a ton of funny songs about working. Occasional profanity & scatology. Sep 5, 2015
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TOP TEN 1535: Top Ten for August 2015, with an extended first-hour free-for-all! Also two bonus tracks at the end of the show, with very explicit language. Aug 29, 2015
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ANIMALS 1534: This year for dog days we celebrate...dogs, plus cats, budgies, ducks, hamsters, lizards and many other "companion animals" as well. Attention: occasional explicit language. Aug 22, 2015
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ANTI-LOVE 1533: We are now at the halfway point between the last Valentine's Day and the next one. If the calendar were a circle, we'd be at the exact opposite point. So this is the time for Anti-Love Songs. Many of them are even funnier than the Silly Love Songs we hear around February 14! Aug 15, 2015
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ALCOHOL 1532: Our topic is the drug called alcohol...one of the world's oldest medicines. It produces lots of pleasure, lots of pain, and has inspired lots of humor. Here are 28 alcohol anthems, all by request! Aug 8, 2015
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BODY PARTS 1531: The subject is Body Parts - here are the best and a few of the worst among over 150 different songs that were requested for this topic! Only 5 songs repeated from last year's Body Parts show. Aug 1, 2015
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TOP TEN 1530: The Top Ten for July 2015, with a surprising but worthy Number One. Also hippies & hipsters, San Diego Dementia, and a tribute to Ray Jessel. Jul 25, 2015
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BOOGIE 1529: "Boogie" - a fascinating word - the definition includes tons of fabulous music, and other fascinating things! We'll hear the Demented boogie classics, and revisit the roots of boogie going back to the 1920s. Some cool first-hour free-for-all too! Jul 18, 2015
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INSECTS 1528: Insects...there are a whole lot of them on this planet, and a whole lot of funny songs about 'em too! This show has old favorites (including a countdown of the five that were most requested this past week) plus a bunch that I haven't played before. Some rare treats in our First Hour Free-for-all too! Jul 11, 2015
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ALL-AMERICAN 1527: Our new All-American show (actually debuting on July 4 this year!) ranges from the historical to the hysterical, with a special nod to the Supreme Court. The bonus tracks are definitely not for the kids; the rest of the show is PG-13. Jul 4, 2015
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TOP TEN 1526: Mr. Jaws and other people eaters, the double meanings of musical instruments, and the Top Ten for June! R.I.P. Phil Austin. Jun 27, 2015
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SUMMER/FATHER'S DAY 1525: The summer solstice is Sunday, June 21, which is also Father's Day! We celebrate with a Demented Double Feature. Jun 20, 2015
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DANCE PART 2 1524: Demented Dance Party 2015 rides again! The sequel to our March 7 show has even more booty-busters and brain-shakers for your dancing and Dementing pleasure - plus the Logan Awards winners. Jun 13, 2015
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POLICE PART 2 1523: Police - The Sequel! More good songs and bad songs about good cops and bad cops. Also bongs and bowls, inbreeding, dog poop, earthquakes and other minor annoyances. Jun 6, 2015
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TOP TEN 1522: The TopTen for May, plus Noshville Katz, Marijuana Munchies, and Singing Grannies! May 30, 2015
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MONEY 1521: You're in the money! 26 funny money songs on this week's show...plus eleck-a-tricity, toons 'n comics, Adderall & Ritalin, and a lil' bit of B.B. May 23, 2015
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WATER 1520: Water, water everywhere! We celebrate H2O with an hour-plus of the wettest songs in town. Also, a special 25th anniversary tribute to Jim Henson. May 16, 2015
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MOTHER'S DAY 1519: It's that time again - Mother's Day in the Land of Dementia! Many of the songs have never been on the show before (but lots of perennial favorites as well). Occasional explicit language. May 9, 2015
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INSANITY 1518: Our topic today is Insanity + Psychiatry. The symptoms and the treatments. Napoleon XIV and other usual suspects plus a bunch of things I haven't played lately, or ever. Also Monty Python, some rare Freberg and other delights. May 2, 2015
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TOP TEN 1517: The Top Ten for April 2015, plus new Ray Stevens, the original Mr. Bill, some songs about songs, and "Sad Puppies Aren't Much Fun." Apr 25, 2015
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EARTH DAY 1516: Happy Earth Day - we celebrate our planet this week with "Ballad of Woodsy Owl," "(It's Not Nice To Fool) Mother Nature" and other mirthful earthfuls, plus more Stan Freberg and lots of requests. A bit of earthy language here and there. Apr 18, 2015
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STAN FREBERG TRIBUTE/CARS 1515: Our tribute to Stan Freberg, plus the previously announced Part 2 of our Car Tunes saga. Apr 11, 2015
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EASTER/BASEBALL 1514: Doubleheader special feature this week - Easter, plus the opening of baseball season! Plus a swell first-hour free-for-all. (note: one short song in the first hour is real lo-fi - Do Not Adjust Your Set) Apr 4, 2015
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TOP TEN 1513: The Top Ten for March, plus Demented food songs by request, rapping celebrity impersonators, E.E.G.A.D., and dueling Shaving Cream Part Twos. Mar 28, 2015
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CAFFEINE 1512: The subject is caffeine! 33, count 'em, 33 caffeinated songs and comedy bits, all together in one superbly stimulating show! Special added attraction - 6 sprightly spring songs, just in time for the equinox. Mar 21, 2015
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY 1511: We celebrate St. Patrick's Day with old favorites and some you may not have heard, and add to the merriment with a jolly First Hour Free-For-All...plus a few bonus tracks for adults only! Mar 14, 2015
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DANCE 1510: It's a Demented Dance Party this week, with the Funky Gibbon, the Masochism Tango, the Punk Polka, the Punk Square Dance and others even more demented! Also a tribute to Leonard Nimoy. Mar 7, 2015
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TOP TEN 1509: The Top Ten for February 2015, plus a variety of other delights new and old, many of them requested via The Dr. Demento Show OFFICIAL Facebook page and the "Request a Song" button at www.drdemento.com Feb 28, 2015
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CARS 1508: It's car tune time again, with 26 songs and bits all about automobiles! Plus a tribute to Gary Owens, a new Weird Al song, and lots more. Feb 21, 2015
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1507 VALENTINE'S DAY: Demented discs for Chinese New Year and President's Day...and over an hour of silly love songs for Valentine's Day, with only four very special ones repeated from last year's Valentine's show. Feb 14, 2015
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POLICE 1506: Our topic is the police. Everyone has an opinion about the police, and a lot of those opinions are here, expressed in a wide variety of musical styles! Also a new farewell to football, songs about hangings, and pizza, and a tribute to the late Rod McKuen. Feb 7, 2015
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TOP TEN 1505: Our first Top Ten of 2015 has its share of surprises...lots of rare treats in the first hour too! Jan 31, 2015
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TROPICS 1504: Tired of winter? Head for the tropics with funny songs from Hawaii and the Caribbean, and beyond the tropics with laughs from Australia. Jan 24, 2015
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RANDOM 1503: Here's an all-new Random Choice show. All-time classics plus all-time obscurities, quite a few only played once before, and maybe never again! Jan 17, 2015
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DIETING 1502: How are your new year's resolutions doing? We'll lend a bit of musical moral support with funny diet songs by Weird Al, Shel Silverstein, Allan Sherman, Larry Groce, The Amazing Onionheads and many more. Jan 10, 2015
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WINTER SPORTS 1501: Our topic is winter sports, indoor & outdoor...basketball, hockey, skiing, curling, writing names in the snow and other fun things. Rated PG-13. Jan 3, 2015
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