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Tain't no Sin to Take Off Your Skin, Let it All Hang Out, Popcorn Song, I'll Be Glad When You're Dead, Since They Stole the Spittoon, I'm Twisting Loops in Pretzels, Desert Blues, Bury Me in my Shades, I Ain't Gonna Give Nobody None of this Jelly Roll, Sidewalk Surfing Oct 5, 1975
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Take me out to the Bull Fight, Pass the Udder Udder, Singing in the Bathtub, Let me Call you Sweetheart, Almost Degraded, Uncle Josh in a Chinese Laundry, They're Here, Cheddaranian National Anthem, Martian March, The Seat may Still be up, Spam, It's a Gas, Rubber Biscuit Aug 24, 1975
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TAXES/DENTISTRY: Ebay I Need Your Love, Chest of Drawers, Gay Boyfriend, Wish You Were Here, Smells like Nirvana, Ode to my Car, Because we Can, House that O.J. Built, Dust Mites, Your Tax Dollars at Work, Cavity Search, Teeth Clenched, Robot Cat, Epithets Apr 10, 2005
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TED KNIGHT INTERVIEW: Shaving Cream, Old Sow Song, Rutabaga Boogie, Bean, Alley-Oop, Too Old to Cut the Mustard, Cookies Pie and Cake, Junk Food Junkie, Grind, Chicken Fat, Hi Guys, I'm in Love with Barbara Walters, Ballad of Boris Piloris, Impossible, SDSU Blues, Charlie Brown, Ballad of Irving Mar 14, 1976
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Teenager in Love, Was I Drunk?, Proud Mary, Elizabeth and Richard, Alvin's All-star Chipmunk Band, Ain't We Crazy, I'm my Own Grandpa, Wonderful Wino, Beatles Gonna Get You, Hot Nuts, At the BullFight, There's a New Sound, Ballad of Irving, Who's on First Nov 28, 1976
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TELEVISION: Schweepies, Penguin On The T.V., Vanna, Pick Me A Letter, Tele-Vee-Shun, Frank's 2000" TV, We Love Barney Fife, Hey Captain Jack! Jul 9, 2006
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TELEVISION: We Love Barney Fife, Bedrock Anthem, Who Shot JR?, Spock Rap, Martian Hop, I was Conceived at Woodstock, Maniac vs. Brainiac, Happy Happy Joy Joy, TV Rap, Vidiot, I'm the Slime, Intro and Outro, O.J.-O, Taking Seattle Grunge Rock Blues, She Left me for a Destitute Quadraplegic Apr 2, 1995
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Temptation, Fish, Barnacle Bill, Golden Gridiron Boy, Close To You, Wong Song, What it Was Was Football Nov 24, 1974
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Temptation, I Like You You're Silly, Zulu Drake, Rubber Room, Pink Elephants, Martian Gin, Shine, Little Man, I Fall Down and Go Boom, In a Mist, Wonderful Wonderful, Tiger Moan, Whatcha Gonna Do When There Ain't no Jazz, Avocado (MONO ONLY) May 19, 1974
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Thanksgiving Nov 20, 2005
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THANKSGIVING 06: Eat, darling, Eat! Once again it's Thanksgiving time on the Dr Demento show, with a half hour of songs for our most over-nutritious holiday. Adam Sandler, Benny Bell and Stan Freberg are among those presenting comedic toasts this time around. Other highlights include "Lydia, the Tattooed Lady" by Groucho Marx, a rare Mel Blanc track, and Eric Schwartz's trenchant tribute to our past and present Presidents, "Clinton Got a B***job". Nov 19, 2006
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THANKSGIVING 0746: We celebrate Thanksgiving with songs and comedy about the Pilgrims, family reunions, and food....lots and lots of food. We also have a tribute to our dear friend Earl Bennett, who portrayed "Sir Frederic Gas" with Spike Jones' City Slickers; Earl passed away on October 4. And don't miss Sudden Death's take on modern day horror films, "Blood, Guts and Boobs." Nov 18, 2007
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THANKSGIVING 0947: Here's our Happy Thanksgiving show for 2009. We celebrate the consumption of turkey and other festive foods...but we also remember that other meaning of the word "turkey" to denote a movie, play or song that is extremely bad. To that end, we bring back this week the Audio Torture Chamber, a feature some listeners might remember from the 1980s. We visit the Chamber at the end of each segment (except the last one). Notable among the bonus tracks is "Turkish Delight," a 1932 British comedy record spoofing the cultural traditions of Baghdad and other Middle Eastern localities. (Warning: politically incorrect). Nov 22, 2009
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THANKSGIVING 1047: Here's our show for Thanksgiving 2010. We celebrate turkeys - the edible kind and the musical kind. Also on the menu are more songs about food, and a new song by the exceedingly eminent Mr. Stan Freberg and his wife Hunter. Some naughty words here and there ("Beer Nuts," "Have a Wonderful Hawaiian Christmas," "In Old Mexico," "Food!"). Nov 20, 2010
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THANKSGIVING 1246: Our Thanksgiving show has music and comedy for the holiday, and also some musical turkeys for Turkey Day - songs so bad they're hilarious! Many of them are new to the show this year. Also, some new Jonathan Coulton and (in the bonus tracks) Stephen Lynch. Language is PG-13, except for the bonus tracks. Nov 17, 2012
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THANKSGIVING 1447: Happy Thanksgiving! We have a three-part celebration this week - songs about the holiday, songs about food in general, and some musical "turkeys" like Florence Foster Jenkins. We will also hear the late Mike Nichols and Glen Larson. The first two segments have some adult (?) humor here and there. Nov 22, 2014
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THANKSGIVING 1547: Our Thanksgiving show features lots of crazy tunes about the holiday, about food, and (as is traditional) some musical turkeys, including a mini-binge of Audio Torture Chambers. This show is rated PG-13, for Pony Death Wish, The Chart Song, and The Chainsaw Juggler. Nov 21, 2015
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THANKSGIVING 1647: We celebrate America's annual food fight, aka Thanksgiving! This year is the 50th anniversary of the most famous Thanksgiving comedy song of all time. I also have a few songs, old and new, relating to the recent election. (Parental guidance: the very first song in the show has a couple of f-words). Nov 19, 2016
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THANKSGIVING 1746: Happy Thanksgiving everyone! My 2017 show has classics like Stan Freberg's "Take an Indian to Lunch" and Adam Sandler's "Thanksgiving Song" plus some things I hadn't played before - thanks for the suggestions folks! Also a stack of "musical turkeys," so bad they're hilarious. Nov 18, 2017
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THANKSGIVING 2047: Here's a Demented Thanksgiving feast with all the trimmings! We celebrate food, with Weird Al, Brak, Arlo Guthrie and more...the year 2016 A.D. (All Demented), a little First Century Dementia, and some genuine musical turkeys too. If you're celebrating alone, call up a friend and have them listen in sync with you! drdemento.com Nov 21, 2020
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THANKSGIVING 2147: Here's the Thanksgiving show for 2021, with a tribute to the late Joe Siracusa, the last of the 1940s Spike Jones City Slickers, and a dear friend. My heartfelt thanks for your support of the show! drdemento.com Nov 20, 2021
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THANKSGIVING 2247: This week we have a big stack of Thanksgiving-related Deementia, including Arlo Guthrie's original "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" and a few musical "turkeys" for your amusement - plus "Leader of the Laundromat," "The Little Blue Man" and lots more. Stream this show now at drdemento.com ! Nov 19, 2022
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THANKSGIVING 2346: Happy Thanksgiving! Here's our Turkey Day playlist for 2023, with some new things in the first set and an Audio Torture Chamber at the end. You can listen to the show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Nov 18, 2023
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THANKSGIVING 9947: Thanksgiving Song, Goose For my Girl, Please Don't Go Topless Mother, Rudy Rudy, 500 Miles, Charliesomething, Serenade to a Jerk, Take An Indian To Lunch, Viagra in the Waters Nov 21, 1999
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THANKSGIVING TURKEYS 1846: Our Thanksgiving celebration for 2018 includes Demented salutes to the holiday gathering, and also a hearty (?) serving of musical "turkeys" (a la the Golden Turkey Awards for movies). Note: the second hour is not recommended as dinner music! Nov 17, 2018
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THANKSGIVING/DICKIE GOODMAN TRIBUTE: Circular Impression, When I Was a Lad, Berlin Top 10, Talking Interface Blues, Gobble Song, Alice's Restaurant Nov 19, 1989
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THANKSGIVING/HANUKKAH 1347: This year Thanksgiving falls on the same day as the start of Hanukkah. It's a once-in-a-lifetime event (literally) and we celebrate with eleven Demented songs for each holiday, alternating with each other! Rated PG-13 (one f-word). Nov 23, 2013
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THANKSGIVING/MUSICAL TURKEYS: I Want Your Socks, Walking in my Winter Underwear, PMS/EGO, Take an Indian to Lunch, I Eat Kids, Mack the Knife, Vampire Frogs, Chopping Broccoli, I Don't Have the Hair, M-80, A Goose for my Girl, Turkey Day Blues, Alice's Restaurant Nov 25, 1990
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THANKSGIVING/TURKEYS 1147: Here's our Thanksgiving show for 2011...a dozen songs inspired by the holiday, plus some **real** turkeys - some of the worst songs in all the Demento Archives! This show also has a very special treat -- a Tom Lehrer performance recorded for his "Evening Wasted with Tom Lehrer" album in 1959, but left off that album and never heard since then, until now! (Note 1: for a different group of Thanksgiving songs, including Stan Freberg and Arlo Guthrie classics, check out our show dated 11-20-10. Note 2: one new song in this show has lots of Bad Words. We wish George Carlin were still around to hear it, in fact). Nov 19, 2011
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The Air Battle, Abdul Abulbul Amir, Purple Haze, Freckle Song Nov 17, 1974
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THE BEATLES: More Beatle parody's, Pop Hates the Beatles, Beatle Rap, Three different versions of I Want To Hold Your Hand, R Is For Ringo, The Beatles Barber and A day In The Life by Whimsical Will Feb 6, 1994
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THE BEATLES: Mother's Lament, Glorious, Strip Polka, Charlie Brown, What I Did last Summer, What's it Like to be You, Biddy McGraw, Psycho Chicken, Bicycle Seat, Invasion, Screaming Beatles, Ringo, Frankenstein Meets the Beatles, Pop Hates the Beatles, L.S. Bumblebee, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Gilligan's Island Stairway, We Love Barney Fife Mar 11, 1990
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THE BOBS INTERVIEW: Good Morning Bluebird, Take off Your Clothes, Music Sex & Cookies, Pac-Man Fever, Epithets, Turbo Noise Hair Clippers, 99 Dead Baboons, Giant Robot Store, Helter Skelter, Sounds of Sinus, Army Careers Jan 9, 2005
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THE D-POD:0731 Shuffle rides again! Hilarious hits and forgotten funnies from throughout the Demento Archives, picked at random from a database containing virtually all the songs ever played in the Dr Demento show's nearly 37-year history. Aug 5, 2007
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THE FIFTIES: One Hen, Insomnia, In the Mood, Loch Ness Monster, Abominable Snowman in the Market, Jump Jump, Charlie Brown, Be Prepared, Ballad of Davey Crewcut, Kookie Lend me Your Comb, Within You Without You, Miss Goggins & the Gorilla, Squirrels, Happy Happy Joy Joy Jun 28, 1992
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THE FRANTICS: Super Skier, Curly Shuffle, Contra Rap, Dog Ball, You Stink but I Love You, Laugh and be Happy, Good Morning Vietnam, Golden Globe Award, She Grabbed my Coconuts, New Age Blues, You Were Speeding, Human Race, Roman Numerals, I Shot Bambi's Mother, Puka, Boot to the Head, 9 Coronas Jan 24, 1988
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The Frozen Logger, I Want a Hot Dog for my Roll, Big Rock Candy Mountain, Broadway New York Song Jan 12, 1975
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THE FUNNY 25 (1990) ON KLSX Dec 30, 1990
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THE FUNNY 25 COUNTDOWN 0752: The top Demented Discs of 2007! The hottest and coolest songs of the year, based on your requests. Dec 30, 2007
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THE FUNNY 25 FOR 1986! Dec 28, 1986
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The FUNNY 25 of 1981! Dec 27, 1981
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THE FUNNY 25 OF 1985! Dec 29, 1985
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THE GRAMMYS: Eat It, No Respect, Dr. Death, I live there, Diarrhea Mustache Feb 1, 2004
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THE LAST THURSDAY NIGHT,With Steven Segal: The Farewell poem, Ling Ting Tong, The Chicken Song (MONO ONLY) Apr 29, 1971
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THE MANHATTAN TRANSFER: Max from the Income Tax, She Had to Go and Lose it at the Astor, Psychedelic Love, Java Jive, Hot Rod Race, Tiger Rag, Old MacDonald Had a Farm, Freckle Song, Screamin' Meemies from Planet X Apr 20, 1975
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THE NIXON TAPES: The Doc makes an appearance on public radio to play some folk & blues (50 minutes, not demented) Jun 5, 1988
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THE RETURN OF THE TOP TEN! 0804: Here they are, the hottest and coolest demented hits for January. Other topics include TV, electronic gaming and exercise. Hard to find items include "I Bent My Assagai", the original complete British version (a truncated version was issued in the USA as "Zulu Drake"). Also included is an unedited cut of "Squirrels" by the Beastly Boys, remixed in stereo by Jeff Morris. Jan 27, 2008
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THE TOONS INTERVIEW (part 2): Azusa, It's not Nice to Fool Mother Nature, Mountain Oysters, Rock Lobster, The Can't of Can't, Can Broadway do Without Me?, Oh Didn't He Ramble, Sixpence, Shaving Cream, Hockey Sock Rock, Song of the Masochist Feb 3, 1980
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THE TOP 10 MOST REQUESTED ARTISTS from THE DR. DEMENTO SHOW up to 1993 This show showcases the most requested artists over the first 20 years of The Dr. Demento show Jul 18, 1993
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The Trouble with Harry, Cincinnati Dancing Pig, Etiquette Blues, Blazing Saddles, Born to be Wild, Life Gets Teejus Don't It, Put the Bone In, I'm the Urban Spaceman Mar 23, 1975
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THE WORLD 1340: The world is our subject - songs with "world" in the title. Plus - why "The Fox" might be so popular, and a very Demented and brilliant entertainer called Brian Kenney Fresno. Note: this show is racier than usual, with a few f-words and other candid language...but nothing truly nasty (except for the bonus track!) Oct 5, 2013
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THE YEAR 1971: We are the Worms, Baby Snakes, Don't Send in the Clowns, Old Philosopher, Flying Saucers, Fur Coat, Talking Again, I Got a Wife, Thorazine Shuffle, Dave, Ajax Liquor Store, Fat Man's Prayer, I Think We're all Bozos on the Bus, My Pants go Down, South Park Junkie Apr 12, 1998
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THE YEAR 1976: Sinister Lunch Meat, Ginko & Tofu, Psycho Chicken, Rats in my Room, Vowel Movements, Junkfood Junkie, Disco Duck, 200 Candles, Convoy, I Want to Eat your Pudding, King Kong, Frame, One Piece at a Time, Belvedere Cruising, Star Drek, Shoulders of Freaks, Last Will and Temperment, Hey Godzilla Jun 28, 1998
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THE YEAR 1977: Doctor Song, Like a Surgeon, North County Tragedy, Magic Minivan, Sea of Grass, Getting Raptured, Full Monty, Star Wars, Excuse Me, Telephone Man, Dead Puppies, Pencil Neck Geek, Devil Went to Jamaica, Girls Don't Fart Nov 8, 1998
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THE YEAR 1978: Vanna Pick me a Letter, Alphabet Song, 99 Dead Baboons, South Park Junkie, I Dream of Jeannie, William Robinson, King Tut, My Girl has 3 Legs, Thank God I'm a Rich Kid, Dust up his Nose, Gilligan's Island, Life's Gonna Suck, Kenny was a Kid from South Park Mar 1, 1998
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THE YEAR 1979: Freaking at the Freaker's Ball, Beat me Baby, Mr. Wizard & Timmy, Ritalin, I'm Stalking You, Happy Together, Chipmunk Song, Fool Monty, Baby got Brak, Hospital Food, Dearest Mr. Santa Claus, War of the Lights, My Bologna, Topical Song, Dancing Fool, Devil Went to Jamaica, Scotsman, Bulbous Bouffant Nov 29, 1998
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THE YEAR 1980 1104: This week we remember 1980. It was a vintage year for Dementia - "Existential Blues," "Another One Rides the Bus," Barnes & Barnes' first album, the first-ever comedy rap record, and a whole lot more. In the second hour of this show we bring back some of the year's biggest Demented hits and some long-forgotten favorites. Note: "The Rodeo Song" is the unexpurgated original, and "Never Be Rude To An Arab" has some ethnic and racial slurs used for totally satiric purposes. Jan 22, 2011
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THE YEAR 1981 1108: Here's our salute to 1981, another titanic year in the Land of Dementia. Listed below (starting with "Yoda") are some of the many all-time Demented hits that debuted on the show that year. And...as we kiss goodbye to Valentine season, we have some anti-Valentine songs for you (like "One More Minute" and "#2 On You"). NOTE: The bonus tracks this week are not recommended for children...lots of explicit language and content. Feb 19, 2011
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THE YEAR 1982 1115: We bring back 1982 with two dozen songs and performances from that vintage year, including some we haven't played in a quarter century. Also featured: breasts, nuclear emergencies, breakup songs, the "Friday" thing, the late Roger Abbott, and the equally late Elizabeth Taylor. Explicit language: Zucker, Pesci, the Nails. Apr 9, 2011
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THE YEAR 1983 1119: We salute the year 1983...the year of Monty Python's last feature film and "Weird Al" Yankovic's first album, plus a whole lot more top-drawer Dementia. Note #1 - For more Mother's Day songs, see our shows dated 5/9/2010, 5/10/09 or the second Sunday in May of many other years. Note #2: The death of Osama bin Laden occurred after this show was completed; this will be duly commemorated on our next show, uploading Saturday, May 14. May 7, 2011
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THE YEAR 1983: I Love Rocky Road, Galaxy Song, Gitarzan, Great Bell, Pizza Dude, Bacon Bombs, Monster, Wax your Carrot, Boogie in your Butt, New York New York, Lock the Snackbar, Smoke Two Joints, Buffy Come Back, South Park Junkie, Kenny was a Kid from South Park, Me like Hockey, My Pants go Down Mar 29, 1998
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THE YEAR 1984 1123: We salute the demented songs of 1984. Weird Al's big breakthrough year is also memorable for "The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun," "99 Dead Baboons," "The Curly Shuffle" and more enduring Demented hits. We also salute the songs of acne, and "Barney Google" sent me off on a stream of consciousness which I share with a bit of trepidation. We're rated PG this week. Jun 4, 2011
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THE YEAR 1986 1132: We salute the year 1986 - "Polka Dot Undies," Weird Al's "Polka Party" and lots of non-polkas including "Life in the Slaw Lane," "Ukrainian Uranium Bread" and the year's #1 song, "Rock Me Jerry Lewis." New stuff this week includes the Dr D debut of Cirque du SoWhat's audacious & amazing second album. Aug 6, 2011
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THE YEAR 1987 1138: We timewarp to 1987 this week. Truly a vintage year, with the debuts of "Star Trekkin'," "Boot to the Head," three (very) different Demented spinoffs of the Beastie Boys' "Licensed to Ill," and a whole lot more. To round out the flashback, the Dr. has also included some long-forgotten 1987 items that were played only a time or two back then. We'll also hear a few rousing sea chanteys for Talk Like a Pirate Day. Sep 17, 2011
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THE YEAR 1988 1142: We mine the demented riches of the year 1988, the year of Nine Coronas, Spock Rap, Weird Al's Even Worse album and lots more...also some edgy new things (parental guidance suggested!), "Pink Beret March" (for the end of Don't Ask - Don't Tell), "I Hate Banks" (for the protestors), and some variations on "Mule Train." Oct 15, 2011
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THE YEAR 1988: No Anchovies Please, Now I am a Hippie Again, Cowgirl Song, Trail Tip Song, Elderly Man River, Ralph Spoilsport, Particle Man, Hey Roger, Doctor in the Tardis, Spock Rap, Way You Make me Squeal, My Girlfriend is Inflatable, Contra Rap, Fat, Wild Thing, Reefer Song, Girls Don't Fart Jun 27, 1999
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THE YEAR OF THE 78 (part 1): The Doc rings in the new year of 1978 with an hour of demented 78 rpm records...including one by the Beatles! Jan 8, 1978
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THE YEAR OF THE 78 (part 2): A few more old 78's plus some brand new stuff for 1978, and the first top ten of 1978. Jan 8, 1978
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THINKING BIG (Bounce your Boobies, Fat, Big 10-inch) Oct 16, 2005
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This is a special show for "Weird Al" Yankovic fans...along with his latest song "You're Pitiful" (which had to be dropped from his forthcoming album for legal reasons) we'll hear, in its entirety as he recorded it in 1976 at age 16, the first Alfred Yankovic song ever played on the air, "Belvedere Cruisin'." The latter is part of a full hour of songs that were big on the Dr Demento show in the year 1976, including "Stardrek," "Disco Tech" and "Junk Food Junkie." Jun 25, 2006
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Tibetan Memory Trick, Elements, 10 Little Bottles, I Want my Baby Back, Books Jumped up, 50's Sound, Gasoline Rag, It's Money that I Love, Poor Man's Heaven, Daddy Duck's Rhapsody, Don't Bang on the Piano, Your Feet's too Big, Be-bop Spoken Here, 400 Mile Gas Line, Disco Sucks, Time Warp Aug 26, 1979
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Tibetan Memory Trick, Man on the Flying Trapeze, Another one Rides the Bus, Horace the School Bus Driver, Sister Mary Elephant, Public School Lunch, College Life, Poisoning Pigeons, Japanese Banana, Mr. Gallager & Mr. Sheen, Days of the Week montage, Astro Boy, Space Invaders, Punk Polka, It's Still Billy Joel, My Sharona Oct 5, 1980
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TIM CAVANAGH INTERVIEW: Declaration of Independence, Plastic Jesus, Music in my Soup, Fred Astaire tribute, Jackie Gleason tribute, Muffin Man, Mildred our Choir Director, Dead Hamster, I Wanna Kiss her Butt, Iran Scam, Muskrat Gloves, I Want Your Sox, Beer Nuts, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian Jun 28, 1987
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TINY TIM INTERVIEW: My Attorney Bernie, One Million Lawyers, Mickey Mouse Mambo, Gobble Song, Alice's Restaurant, I Saw Mr. Presley Tiptoe Through the Tulips, School Days, My Blue Heaven, Kitty from Kansas City, Nowhere Man, Mr. Ed, Moisture, Wild Thing, Penis Envy Nov 20, 1988
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TOBACCO (PART 2): When You Smoke Tobacco, I Can't Quit Cigarettes, Another Puff, At the Tobacconist, With Men Who Know Tobacco Best, It's Sister Jenny's Turn to Throw the Bomb, Call of the Freaks, I'm a Specialist, Legend of Jesse James, You Got Your Baby Back, Split Level Head, Mr. Jaws, Dirty Old Man, Lumberjack Song Oct 26, 1975
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TOBACCO 0818: The topic this week is tobacco. It smells bad, and there's a lot of evidence that it's bad for us...but some of us love it, a lot more of us seem to need it, and there are a whole lot of funny songs and comedy bits about tobacco. We'll smoke some of the best ones on this show. **We're starting a new feature with this show...from now on each Dr. Demento Show available for streaming at www.drdemento.com will contain a BONUS SEGMENT -- 10 minutes or more of songs that are **not** included on this week's radio show. These bonus segments will feature some of our most requested, hardest-to-find songs from waaay back in the Demento Archives.** May 4, 2008
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TOBACCO 1331: Tobacco...the smoke may be noxious but the songs are funny! This show has a tall stack of 'em, plus the Pachelbel Rant, the Classical Rap (it's really about living large in NYC) and four songs about smut. Plus, by popular demand, some Bonus Tracks (adults only!) Aug 3, 2013
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TOBACCO 1741: Topical tobacco tunes this week. Not a cough in a carload! Guaranteed non-carcinogenic. Also some hairy songs about beards, and a Weird Al oddity from the Eastern Hemisphere. The Bo Carter and Allen Ginsberg pieces have some sexual innuendo. Oct 14, 2017
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TOBACCO 2121: Tobacco isn't as popular as it used to be, but it has inspired a pack of hilarious songs and comedy through the years. This week's new show brings back "Another Puff," "Introducing Tobacco to Civilization" and "Nocturnal Stumblebutt," plus Frank Zappa, Mrs. Miller, Adam West and many more. drdemento.com May 22, 2021
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TOBACCO: Sushi Baby, Yoda, Cheerleaders on Drugs, Life is a Rock, Guru Rap, Lazy Mary, Synonym Girl, Waking up is Hard to Do, Day Sleeper, Sink the Bismark, Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette, Smoking in the Boys Room, Another Puff, Polka Dot Undies, My Ding-a-ling, Fish Heads, Hangover Mar 19, 1989
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TODD RUNDGREN SPOTLIGHT: We are Dead, Foghorn Leghorn, Jimbo, I Snorted my Cat, I Don't Like, God's Own Drunk, Onomotopoeia, Lockjaw, The Way You Make Me Squeal Mar 6, 1988
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TOM DREESEN INTERVIEW: New Year's Resolutions, Ape Call, Born under a Bad Sign, Pinhead Will Survive, Love Hog, Cowboy Rap, Human Race, Elvis Has Just Left the Building, Changing Neighborhoods, Making Love in a Subaru, Smoker 'til I Die, I'm not Afraid of Cancer, 9 Coronas, Universal Adjective, Do the Bartman Jan 6, 1991
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TOM LEHRER 1015: We celebrate the release (April 13, 2010) of "The Tom Lehrer Collection," a CD-DVD double disc set. The DVD contains the only known extended footage of Lehrer in concert, in Oslo in 1967. This show also includes such hard-to-find faves as "The Raccoon Song," "Roast Chicken Faces" and "There's A Hole In The Iron Curtain" plus a recent track by Joe "Shaddup You Face" Dolce. The bonus tracks feature a half dozen of our most requested R- and X-rated items, uncensored - parental guidance suggested. Apr 11, 2010
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TOM LEHRER INTERVIEW PART 1: Elderly Man River, Big Butt, Cup Cakes, Touch Yourself, MC Hammer, I Saw Elvis Dressed as Santa Claus, Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, Merry Minuet Nov 17, 1991
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TOM LEHRER INTERVIEW PART 2: An Axl Christmas, Give Yourself a Hand, Lirty Dies, Philadelphia Lawyer, Electro Bash 1991, Beam Me up Scotty, Be Prepared, Teeny Tiny, Gunslinger, Stepped in What? Nov 24, 1991
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TOM LEHRER INTERVIEW PART 3: Wreck the Halls, We Need a Little Hanukkah, I'm Too Sexy, Right Said Fred, Remember Pearl Harbor, I Got Loaded, Silent E, You Don't Bring Me..., It's a Gas Dec 1, 1991
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TOM LEHRER PROFILE: Merry Minuet, Night after Night, Little Rascals, Couch Potato, Rock me Jerry Lewis, Leprosy, Evil Dope, Why am I Down, Yuppiedrone, Be Prepared, My Home Town, Bright College Days, Smut, Seduced, Wally Wingert interview, You Look Marvelous, Star Drek, Shaving Cream Apr 6, 1986
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TOM LEHRER'S 50TH BIRTHDAY (part 2): The Elements, Salt, Cohen on the Telephone, Hello This Isn't Anna, Interview Wasted with Tom Lehrer, Gall in the Family Fare, Titties & Beer, Son of Irving, Your Love is Like Nuclear Waste, Looky Loos, Do the Orbit Apr 9, 1978
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TOM STANKUS INTERVIEW: Boris the Spider, Big Cockroach, Elvis was a Narc, Bonanza, Ballad of E.T., Will it Rain or Will it Snow, Pineapple Princess, One More Minute, Existential Blues, Existential Blues Part 2, Teacher's Battle Hymn, Cheese Boogie Deluxe, Boogie in your Butt, Like a Surgeon Jul 14, 1985
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TOM T-BONE STANKUS INTERVIEW: Fish, Mrs. Jaws, The Song with the Names of Singers in It, Libra, Frank, T-Bone Talkin' Woman, The Day I Met Mr. Peanut, Seduced, I Ain't Got Nobody, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, Let's Make A Dope Deal, Harv Kirshner Mar 22, 1981
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TOM T-BONE STANKUS INTERVIEW: Seduced, Alcatraz, Potatoland, Biggest Parakeets in Town, Rats in my Room, Little Puffies, Baby Snakes, Frank, Day I Met Mr. Peanut, Peanuts to Jellybeans, On the Amaon, Ode to a Doze, Cocaine Will Kill You Amy's Dead, Cow Patty, Who's on First, Raspberry Song, Existential Blues Apr 12, 1981
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Too Darn Hot, Noses Run in my Family, Elephant, You're not the Only Oyster in the Stew, School Day, Disco Tech, Crosby Columbo & Vallee, What Time is it?, Speck, Them Poems, Colonel's Polka, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Rock Around the Blooper Jul 25, 1976
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Too Fat Polka, Stationary Type Song, Timothy, Pizza Song, Gooey Duck Song, Davy's Dinghy, Martian Hop, Cranky Old Yank Feb 9, 1975
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TOP TEN 0808: The Top Ten rides again as we bring you the hottest and coolest for February. Other highlights include Victor Borge's "Inflationary Language" ("They were very proud of the fact that their fivefathers had been among the creninetors of the American Constithreetion"), the Fools "Psycho Chicken"and Deryl Dodd's delightfully risque "New Tony Lamas." Feb 24, 2008
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TOP TEN 0813: The Top Ten for March 2008...together with the three P's -- pianos, pizzas and penises. (Also pixies, and Pittsburg). Mar 30, 2008
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TOP TEN 0817: It's Top Ten time once again, featuring the hottest and coolest Demented hits of April 2008. A nice mix of old and new things this time. In our first hour we play the Kevin Bacon six degrees of separation game, and also celebrate road kill, and the things and people that exist next door to us...plus a song that Bob Dylan gets credit for discovering, that he almost certainly heard for the first time on the Dr Demento show. Apr 27, 2008
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TOP TEN 0821: Here's the Top Ten for May 2008 - along with the debut of Whimsical Will's 23rd annual Summer Movie Spectacular! We have satires on the presidential candidates, today's cinema, and that Miley Cyrus photo shoot. Our special bonus segment for online listeners only features songs inspired by commercials from the 50's to our own time. May 25, 2008
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TOP TEN 0826: It's Top Ten time again...and the Fourth of July is drawing near, so we have a stack of songs about America. Hard-to-find items include "Uncle Jack Sez Relax" and "Guns Made America Great." There's also a new song about gas prices, "Pain At The Pump." Jun 29, 2008
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TOP TEN 0830: Here's our Top Ten for July, plus a plethora of pleasures old and new, including Lily Allen's scandalous new protest song. "Rarities By Request" includes a "Valley Girl" spoof from 1982 and the original 1950s version of "Beans" ("I love my beans, better than chicken or turnip greens.") Jul 27, 2008
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TOP TEN 0835: Here's our Top Ten for August 2008...and since Sept.1 falls on a Monday, it's Labor Day weekend too. This show features several all-time Labor Day favorites, including "The Bricklayer's Story" and "Working Where the Sun Don't Shine" (the colo-rectal surgeon's song). We also salute the man who works the hardest on Labor Day, Mr. Jerry Lewis...we have a short interview with Mike Elliott, whose 1986 Demented hit "Rock Me Jerry Lewis" is the ultimate telethon tribute. We also spin a very rare and hilarious Martin Mull item, and say a fond goodbye to "Engineer Bill" Stulla, who died this week at age 97. Aug 31, 2008
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TOP TEN 0839: Our online only "Rarities By Requests" set is worth your special attention this week. "A Tale of the Ticker," one of the few truly amusing songs about the stock market, was recorded in September 1929 just before the s**t in the fan for the biggest Wall Street dump of all time (so far!) Also featured is that timeless epic of backwoods automotive seduction, "Larry, Move Your Hand" and a primer on averting DWI problems, "Backwards XYZ's". I haven't even mentioned those four songs in a row about New Jersey, and the ones about Sarah Palin. And yes, the Top Ten for September is here. Sep 28, 2008
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TOP TEN 0904: Here's our first monthly Top Ten for 2009! Other treats include a salute to Damaskas' Copycat Corner from 1979, prompted by a new book following the same M.O....and, in our online-only bonus segment, a track from each of the five albums nominated for the Grammy for Best Comedy Recording this year. Jan 25, 2009
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TOP TEN 0908: This week we salute the variable nature of friendship and un-friendship, the city of Los Angeles, cannabis, a new cult film and an old one, and -- of course -- the Top Ten for February. Our bonus segment features nine, count 'em, nine rare Spike Jones tracks. Feb 22, 2009
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TOP TEN 0913: Here's the Top Ten for March, plus lots more treats for discerning Dementites, including songs about bad hair, the Wild West, sniffles and sneezes, and Grandma. We have a special tribute to the late Alan Livingston, who signed the Beatles to Capitol Records and revitalized Frank Sinatra's career...but we focus on his contributions to the Golden Era of children's records, 1946-52, when among other things he invented the character of Bozo the Clown, and co-wrote "I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat." Our bonus segment features three multi-part Golden Era kids' records, running about 12 minutes each. Also note that for online listeners only, "Existential Blues" is heard here in the original, slightly longer version. Mar 29, 2009
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TOP TEN 0917: It's Top Ten Time for April 2009! This show also features a few songs for Earth Day (a bit late, but we should celebrate all year long, right?), a new topical tune by novelty record king Gary Paxton (producer of the original "Monster Mash"), and, in our online-only section, some rare items from past Dr Demento Basement Tapes CD's. (Reminder: past Basement Tapes CD's are available - but to current, paid-up members of the Demento Society only). Apr 26, 2009
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TOP TEN 0922: Here's the Top Ten for May 2009, plus a big bunch of requests, and a little Poetry Corner too. The bonus segment features several newish songs we can't play on radio (parental discretion suggested, especially for the last two). May 31, 2009
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TOP TEN 0926: Our Top Ten show for June also features some excellent new songs. Baldbox is a collaboration between Rob Balder and "ShoEboX" from Worm Quartet. Bongo Riders is led by Doug Forman, a founder of The Fools ("Psycho Chicken.") Plus - we have seven songs in a row about ducks. The online-only portion features some early comedy rap songs, some of them not heard for a decade or more. Jun 28, 2009
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TOP TEN 0930: Here's the Top Ten for July 2009, complete with a brand new Barnes & Barnes song. Other highlights include a hot new song about the Gauntlet arcade game ("Kill the Enemies"), a new expanded version of Lemon Demon's song about the reclusive creator of Calvin and Hobbes, and lots of boobs and butts. Among the bonus tracks, the last two songs are about a strong PG-13. Jul 26, 2009
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TOP TEN 0935: Here's the Top Ten for August 2009, plus a variety of other delights new and old. The bonus tracks segment this week is devoted to comedy songs about Christianity (warning - unorthodox attitudes!) and features songs from the new CD compilation "The Best of Blasphemy" along with the uncensored "Religion and Politics." (The bleeped version is in the radio show). Aug 30, 2009
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TOP TEN 0939: Here's the Top Ten for September. Also featured: Weird Al's "My Bologna," in honor of its 30th anniversary, colorful pills, little babies in peril, the late punk poet and basketball diarist Jim Carroll, and (by semi-popular request) songs from Dr. Demento's iPod, i.e. some of the things he listens to when he's not listening to funny music. Sep 27, 2009
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TOP TEN 0944: Here's our Top Ten show for October 2009. This show also has our more or less annual salute to hunting, and three memorial tributes (Vic Mizzy, Capt. Lou Albano, and Soupy Sales) which is sad but also lots of fun. The Bonus Tracks include some real rarities...Jimmie Cross' rarely heard followup to "I Want My Baby Back," early efforts from Ray Stevens and Sly Stone (one of the Stewart Brothers) - each of these artists made records for almost a decade before finding real success - and an alternate version of Captain Lou Albano's rousing theme song. Nov 1, 2009
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TOP TEN 0948 : The snow is flying (at least somewhere) and here comes our Salute to Winter for 2009, along with the Top Ten for November and a little excursion to Neverland (that is, eight songs with the word "never" in the title). Bonus tracks include ski and snowboarding songs along with actor Crispin Glover's outlandish cover of "These Boots Are Made For Walking." Nov 29, 2009
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TOP TEN 1005: Here's our first Top Ten countdown of 2010. Lots of requests this week as well, along with some very colorful debuts such as "The Ballad of Dildo the Clown." Also note the three potato songs in the first hour. More rarities by request in the bonus tracks. Jan 31, 2010
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TOP TEN 1009: The Top Ten for February 2010...plus a bunch of hot new stuff, a little venture into 1960s psychedelia, our two most popular "My Sharona" parodies (R.I.P. Doug Fieger) and three songs (not all together) featuring "false bass" voices. The bonus segment has something special: the original, uncensored Canadian recording of the "Crepitation (farting) Contest," in a newly received copy with much better sound quality than any others we have heard. Feb 28, 2010
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TOP TEN 1013: Here's the Top Ten for March 2010. Rarities this week include Beatrice Kay's pioneering ode to insanity, "Hooray, Hooray, I'm Going Away" (with the man in the little white coat), and Arbogast & Ross with their 1958 spoof on Top 40 radio. The bonus tracks include several 1930's songs relating to marijuana, plus "Cocktails for Two" before Spike Jones got hold of it. Mar 28, 2010
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TOP TEN 1017: Here's the Top Ten for April 2010. Also notable: one of Spike Jones' rarest recordings, a 1932 song about the Great Depression (with political implications), a tribute to Malcolm McLaren, and a souvenir EP of the 1981 Roxy Theatre show that first made Pee Wee Herman famous, heard in its entirety on the bonus tracks. Apr 25, 2010
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TOP TEN 1022: Here's the Top Ten for May 2010. New songs include Robert Lund & Spaff's Beatles parody about the George Rekers scandal, Nuclear Bubble Wrap's Pokemon double-entendre, and Thin Ice's funny-sweet chronicle of vinyl vs. mp3. The bonus tracks have more new stuff, with four-letter words and other indiscretions - parental discretion advised! May 29, 2010
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TOP TEN 1026: The Top Ten for June is upon us! We also check out Ray Stevens' new CD (kind of a new direction for him, lyrically speaking), hear songs inspired by the 1933, 1976 and 2005 "King Kong" films, and say goodbye to Jimmy Dean. Bonus tracks (rated PG-13 this week) include England's Lily Allen and Chicago's Duck Logic. Jun 26, 2010
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TOP TEN 1031: Here's the Top Ten for July 2010...along with the original "Boobs a Lot," "Serenade to a Maid" (with rude noises), and the extra-legendary Will Rogers. Bonus tracks include "Harry's Jockstrap" unbleeped, and some funny songs about sexually transmitted diseases (there are funny songs about virtually everything on Earth). Jul 31, 2010
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TOP TEN 1035: Here's the Top Ten for August 2010. Other highlights include a stack of laughing records, from Satchmo to Elvis, a couple of songs in lustful English by German retro-crooner Max Raabe, the original "Crazy Mixed Up Song" (aka Be Kind To Your Web-Footed Friends) and (in the bonus tracks) songs about the logistics of sex (parental guidance suggested). Aug 28, 2010
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TOP TEN 1039: The Top Ten for September, plus more of the two excellent new CD's, by Mike Phirman (Hard & Phirm) and The Amoeba People, both full of highly inventive and original comedy music concepts...and the Dr D debut of the long-lost comedy CD by The State, MTV stars of the mid-1990s. Note: Lots of explicit language on the bonus tracks, and one nawty wurd on "Hey, Mr. Postman." Sep 25, 2010
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TOP TEN 1045: Here's the Top Ten for October 2010, plus new stuff, trash 'n treasures from the Archives, and a bunch of requests. A bit of explicit language/adult content in the second hour. Nov 6, 2010
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TOP TEN 1048: Here's our Top Ten for November - the final Top Ten of 2010. Also on the subject menu are those intimate airport screenings, plus musical instruments, sciences, meat and television. The bonus tracks feature a couple of late 1950s novelty items plus the original "Tubby the Tuba." Nov 27, 2010
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TOP TEN 1105: Here's the first Top Ten of 2011...plus lots of songs about horses (with more in the bonus tracks), a bit of rare Zappa, and (in the bonus tracks) a long-unavailable comedy rap by Dr. Demento himself, with music by Barnes & Barnes. Jan 29, 2011
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TOP TEN 1109: The Top Ten for February, plus songs about Egypt, hair, underwear, happiness, zombies and motorcycles. Explicit and/or controversial content: "Letter in the Mail" and all the bonus tracks. Feb 26, 2011
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TOP TEN 1118: The Top Ten for April, plus one of the first "live" comedy records ever, two 1930s hits that just might contain the "f-word", and some truckin' tunes. For the bonus tracks, some of my grandfather's favorites. Apr 30, 2011
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TOP TEN 1122: Here's the Top Ten for May. Other treats include vintage comedy from the National Jukebox and from the Benny Bell collection of the Judaica Sound Archives at Florida Atlantic University. Some widely scattered cuss words in this show. Note: The next Top Ten will be uploaded Saturday, June 25 (not June 26 as the Doctor says on this show). May 28, 2011
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TOP TEN 1126: Here's the Top Ten for June, plus tracks from Weird Al's new CD, and provocative songs by Mark Silverman, winner of the International Songwriting Competition comedy/novelty category. Explicit language/content: "Titties and Beer," of course, plus the bonus tracks. Jun 25, 2011
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TOP TEN 1131: The Top Ten for July 2011, plus excursions to Scat Vocal Land, Meat Land, Grannyland and the Land of Songs about Labor Unions -- not to mention Hogwarts. No additional charge! Jul 30, 2011
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TOP TEN 1135: Here's the Top Ten for August 2011. Also running: babies, butchers, tangos, schools, cellphones, French toast and wieners. Aug 27, 2011
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TOP TEN 1139: Here's the Top Ten for September 2011, plus lots of requests (several of which sent me diving into the Archives for songs on similar topics, as you'll notice!) There's a Spike Jones track I've never played before. Sep 24, 2011
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TOP TEN 1145: The Top Ten for October, plus the winners of the first annual Logan Whitehurst Memorial Awards for excellence in comedy music. (Weird Al and I were among the judges). Also some hot new stuff (They Might Be Giants, Tony Goldmark, Tom Waits), a 109-year-old record of "Bill Bailey Won't You Please Come Home" (sounds darn good, considering) and lots of requests. Nov 5, 2011
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TOP TEN 1204: The first Top Ten of 2012...plus lots of Dr. Demento debuts, some nifty requests, and a tribute to Etta James, Johnny Otis and Jimmy Castor (R.I.P.) Explicit language and content this week. Jan 28, 2012
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TOP TEN 1208: Here's the Top Ten for February, plus a big stack of songs about breakfast...ham, eggs (green and otherwise), hot cakes and sausage, and lots of Bacon! The Louis C.K. bit has numerous explicit expletives, and there are a few more of those elsewhere. Feb 25, 2012
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TOP TEN 1213: Here's the Top Ten for March, plus a mess of surprises including Barnes & Barnes' rare "Anniversary Song," as written and performed for our 15th anniversary (1985) with Weird Al on accordion...salutes to Mad Men and Batman, old movies and psycho chickens. Language alert: expletives on Top Ten songs #2 and #3. Mar 31, 2012
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TOP TEN 1217: Here's the Top Ten for April 2012, plus songs for galactic hitchhikers, mammary fanciers and lots more. This show is rated PG (a little coarse language, nothing too nasty) except for the last segment (after the Top Ten) which is Adults Only. Apr 28, 2012
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TOP TEN 1221: Here's the Top Ten for May 2012, plus some neat new stuff, Martin & Lewis's first record, and two more rare items by the late George "Goober" Lindsey. Rated PG for a little innuendo, and one s-word (on Top Ten song #2). The final song, after the Top Ten, is for adults only. May 26, 2012
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TOP TEN 1230: Here's the Top Ten for July. The rest of the show is kind of free-form, roaming all over the musical universe just like I used to do! Language: PG-13; incidental expletives on "Snortin' Up the Bath Salts" and "Dirty Old Man." Jul 28, 2012
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TOP TEN 1239: Here's the Top Ten for September...plus some political jousting, new songs from Randy Newman and South Park, a Zappa rarity (by The Penguins) and two bonus tracks for very broad-minded adults only! (Aside from those, this show is PG-13 as usual). Sep 29, 2012
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TOP TEN 1244: The Top Ten for October, plus one last blast of election songs, the earliest known surviving American recording (1878) and a Hurricane Sandy song. This show rated PG-13. Nov 3, 2012
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TOP TEN 1248: The Top Ten for November 2012, plus some Larry Hagman rarities, lots of requests and not one single Christmas song. (We'll have plenty of those next week!) PG-13 (except for the bonus tracks). Dec 1, 2012
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TOP TEN 1304: Here's our first Top Ten of 2013, plus songs about apes, rodents, mud sharks, guns, short shorts, and a 1964 single ("Short Dresses") with the future Dr. Demento playing piano. Jan 26, 2013
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TOP TEN 1308: Here's the Top Ten for February. The rest of the show is a free form free-for-all with lots of requests. And if you're grown up and broad-minded, don't miss the bonus track - the uncensored "Shave 'Em Dry." Feb 23, 2013
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TOP TEN 1313: Here's the Top Ten for March 2013, plus a salute to Easter...and that other rite of spring, the opening of baseball season! rated PG-13. Mar 30, 2013
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TOP TEN 1317: The Top Ten for April 2013...plus weed, beer and bondage! Hamsters and tuna fish too. Rated PG-13. Apr 27, 2013
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TOP TEN 1325: The Top Ten for June 2013, plus Superman songs old and new, secret agents, narco agents, Gefilte Joe, Mel Brooks, Lenny Bruce. Jun 22, 2013
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TOP TEN 1330: The Top Ten for July 2013, plus preachers, vampires, freebirds, Beatles, self-flushing toilets and the story of the hootchy-kootchy dance. Jul 27, 2013
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TOP TEN 1339: The Top Ten for September 2013, plus sharks in the ocean, rum and sex in Trinidad, flying Bibles, Bohemian gravity - and a new Dr. Demento vocal rendition of "Shaving Cream." Sep 28, 2013
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TOP TEN 1344: The Top Ten for October, plus early Lou Reed, a few hunting songs, and some super requests. Be sure and hear Adam Donmoyer, he's brilliant. Nov 2, 2013
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TOP TEN 1348: The Top Ten for November (last one of 2013!) plus the return of Mr. Custer (R. I. P. Larry Verne) and the Frontier Psychiatrist. Rated PG-13. Nov 30, 2013
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TOP TEN 1404: The Top Ten for January...plus kiddie record classics, more new snow songs, and some very juicy bonus tracks for grownups only! Jan 25, 2014
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TOP TEN 1408: The Top Ten for February, plus "Legend of the U.S.S. Titanic," Benny Bell trading verses with Dr. D on a 1982 live "Shaving Cream," an anti-Valentine classic and other surprises. Note: three of the Top Ten songs, plus Bo Burnham's "Repeat Stuff," contain the f-word and/or other common indiscretions. Feb 22, 2014
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TOP TEN 1413: The Top Ten for March, plus reefers, chocolate and other addictions, dead skunks and other stinkers, and a quick demented tour of Japan. Mar 29, 2014
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TOP TEN 1417: Sex, food, hockey, and Bunkerville, plus the Top Ten for April 2014. Apr 26, 2014
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TOP TEN 1422: The Top Ten for May, plus beer, barbecue, a trip to Japan, and Godzilla spoofs past and present! May 31, 2014
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TOP TEN 1426: The Top Ten for June, plus lots of requests and other surprises. Parental guidance: The Top Ten has some explicit language, and one of the Logan Awards winners has some irreverent references to established religions. Jun 28, 2014
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TOP TEN 1430: Weird Al's "Mandatory Fun" is Number 1 in Billboard this week...first comedy album to top the chart since "My Son the Nut" in 1963! Will Al top the Top Ten...and what about #2, #3, #4 and #10? Find out on this week's show. Also Frank Gallop, C. W. McCall, Eddie Murphy, Elaine Stritch. Jul 26, 2014
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TOP TEN 1439: The Top Ten for September 2014, plus songs in praise of the posterior, and a couple novelty items from 'way back that I've never played before. Sep 27, 2014
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TOP TEN 1444: The Top Ten for October 2014, plus robot rhapsodies and the blood of Shia Lebeouf. Rated PG-13 (mostly for "Titties and Beer"). Nov 1, 2014
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TOP TEN 1448: The Top Ten for November (final Top 10 of 2014 already!) plus an extended First Hour Free-for-All. Nov 29, 2014
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TOP TEN 1505: Our first Top Ten of 2015 has its share of surprises...lots of rare treats in the first hour too! Jan 31, 2015
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TOP TEN 1509: The Top Ten for February 2015, plus a variety of other delights new and old, many of them requested via The Dr. Demento Show OFFICIAL Facebook page and the "Request a Song" button at www.drdemento.com Feb 28, 2015
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TOP TEN 1513: The Top Ten for March, plus Demented food songs by request, rapping celebrity impersonators, E.E.G.A.D., and dueling Shaving Cream Part Twos. Mar 28, 2015
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TOP TEN 1517: The Top Ten for April 2015, plus new Ray Stevens, the original Mr. Bill, some songs about songs, and "Sad Puppies Aren't Much Fun." Apr 25, 2015
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TOP TEN 1522: The TopTen for May, plus Noshville Katz, Marijuana Munchies, and Singing Grannies! May 30, 2015
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TOP TEN 1526: Mr. Jaws and other people eaters, the double meanings of musical instruments, and the Top Ten for June! R.I.P. Phil Austin. Jun 27, 2015
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TOP TEN 1530: The Top Ten for July 2015, with a surprising but worthy Number One. Also hippies & hipsters, San Diego Dementia, and a tribute to Ray Jessel. Jul 25, 2015
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TOP TEN 1535: Top Ten for August 2015, with an extended first-hour free-for-all! Also two bonus tracks at the end of the show, with very explicit language. Aug 29, 2015
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TOP TEN 1539: The Top Ten for September 2015, plus funny songs and conversation with Actual Size (Steve Goodie & Andy Corwin) and Carla Ulbrich. Sep 26, 2015
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TOP TEN 1548: Our final Top Ten for 2015. The extended first-hour free-for-all features daffy ditties about hell, trains and hunting. Nov 28, 2015
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TOP TEN 1605: Our first Top Ten of 2016, plus songs for sniffle season, songs for haters, and a big bunch of requests. (Doctor's note: This show includes two different cases of two very different sets of lyrics set to the same tune! I didn't realize that till the show was almost finished). Jan 30, 2016
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TOP TEN 1609: Here's the Top Ten for February, plus the Logan Awards nominees and other surprises. Rated PG-13 ("Sex Rhymes" is just what you'd expect from the title). Feb 27, 2016
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TOP TEN 1613: Hidden tracks from CD's and LP's, silly songs about bunnies, sex and chocolate and more Demented springtime carols, plus the Top Ten for March! Mar 26, 2016
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TOP TEN 1618: The Top Ten for April, plus funny songs about vintage TV, Cinco de Mayo, censorship, fun and laughter, and some of the Doctor's notorious Bonus Tracks at the end (with durty wurds & such). Apr 30, 2016
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TOP TEN 1622: The Top Ten for May 2016, along with bicycles, animals and other assorted Demented diversions. May 28, 2016
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TOP TEN 1626: The Top Ten for June 2016, plus funny stuff about New York and Chicago, chickens and pigs, sex and cannibalism. Plus a couple for Muhammad Ali. Rated PG-13. Jun 25, 2016
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TOP TEN 1631: The Top Ten for July, plus pizza, tacos, atoms, drugs, sex and violets. Jul 30, 2016
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TOP TEN 1635: School, sex & silliness, corporate Dementia, Barnes & Barnes rediscoveries, the 50th anniversary of "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haa!" - and the Top Ten too! Aug 27, 2016
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TOP TEN 1639: Top Ten for September (close race this time!) plus robots, bad boys, C. Martin Croker (voice of Zorak, R.I.P.) and more. Sep 24, 2016
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TOP TEN 1645: The Top Ten for October...plus a farewell to John Zacherle, and just a few election songs (old and new, mostly after the countdown). Rarities include Steve Goodman's original 45 of "The Dying Cub Fan's Last Request," with Jethro Burns on mandolin, in honor of the Cubs winning the Series after 108 years. Nov 5, 2016
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TOP TEN 1704: The Top Ten for January, with an extended first-hour free-for-all which gets into everything from snow to some fascinating abstract wordplay. Two highly political items in the bonus tracks at the end; the rest is mostly politics-free! Jan 28, 2017
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TOP TEN 1708: The Top Ten for February, plus the alternate significance of birds, petty and not-so-petty criminals, "Pico and Sepulveda" and other songs about L.A., and some Good Old Things. Feb 25, 2017
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TOP TEN 1712: The Top Ten for March, some donkey and mule serenades, curious sequels and answer records, and farewell to Chucks Berry and Barris. Note: stay tuned after the Top Ten for two political songs (one red and one blue) and a highly explicit video game tribute. Mar 25, 2017
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TOP TEN 1717: The Top Ten for April 2017, plus new releases, top songs from 25 years ago, and more deviations from the norm. Rated PG-13 for a few dorty wirds. Apr 29, 2017
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TOP TEN 1721: The Top Ten for May 2017, plus finalists for the Logan Awards...oldies but oddies too! A few cuss words here and there. May 27, 2017
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TOP TEN 1730: The Top Ten for July 2017, plus a salute to Television...stars and songs from the 1940s to the 1990s, along with classic satires by Stan Freberg and Ken Nordine. Jul 29, 2017
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TOP TEN 1734: The Top Ten for August 2017, plus a tribute to Jerry Lewis and a pop-up special topic - The Brain! Aug 26, 2017
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TOP TEN 1739: The Top Ten for September 2017, plus a pop-up special topic, a couple of Playboy songs in Hugh Hefner's memory, and other stuff you won't hear anywhere else. Sep 30, 2017
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TOP TEN 1744: The Top Ten for October, plus cows, pianos, a little obsolete technology, and a special set of novelty hits from other countries. Nov 4, 2017
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TOP TEN 1747: The Top Ten for November (last Top Ten of 2017!) plus winter songs, lots of suggestions from the Dr D Facebook group, and a sneak preview of Weird Al's contribution to Dr Demento Covered In Punk! Nov 25, 2017
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TOP TEN 1817: The Top Ten for April 2018, plus a half hour of funny fat songs, four famous mashups, and a brand new song (first in many years) by Ogden Edsl. Apr 28, 2018
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TOP TEN 1821: The Top Ten for May, plus summertime songs (including fishin' favorites, and a nice long First Hour Free-for-all. May 26, 2018
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TOP TEN 1830: Here's the Top Ten for July, plus a pop-up special topic - Golf, and sundry delights and surprises. Jul 28, 2018
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TOP TEN 1834: The sweetly bloody tale of Louie Colletti, Freddy and Betty, and the B side as well -- plus tacos and cocktails, two kinds of Looney Tunes, three So Long songs, and oh yes, the Top Ten for August. Aug 25, 2018
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TOP TEN 1839: The Top Ten for September, with a surprise #1. On the way from here to there we encounter hobos, salamanders, groceries, telephones, plastic and puberty! Not to mention rubber ducks. Sep 29, 2018
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TOP TEN 1844: With Halloween in the rearview mirror, we forge ahead into new dimensions of Dementia! Laughing! Confusion! Plastic! Plus the Top Ten for October. Warning - occasional drug songs and cuss words. Nov 3, 2018
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TOP TEN 1908: Here's the Top Ten for February 2019, plus the Logan Awards nominees for outstanding song parody of 2018, a tribute to Ken Nordine (of Word Jazz fame), and a song for Peter Tork. Note: lots of F-words in one song, in a non-sexual context. Feb 23, 2019
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TOP TEN 1913: Here's the Top Ten for March, and a sheaf of other stuff - yoga, Yogi, underwear, baseball, Star Trek, and (for just a minute or two) Dr D's birthday. As Weird Al says, dare to be stupid! Mar 30, 2019
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TOP TEN 1917: The Top Ten for April 2019, plus three (3) new songs inspired by Avengers:Endgame, several listeners' choices for a future All Time Funny 25, and lots more surprises new and old. Apr 27, 2019
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TOP TEN 1921: The Top Ten for May 2019. The Official Dr D Facebook group was very busy this week, and this show has a whole lot of your requests, plus Andy Merrill and Dr D singing "Shaving Cream" at East Coast Comicon! May 25, 2019
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TOP TEN 1926: Top Ten time for June! For the rest of the show, the theme is America. A very broad theme for a very broad country. A couple tracks were even recorded in England, but they're about America. Jun 29, 2019
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TOP TEN 1930: "Raining Tacos" has been "weaponized" in Florida! This week's show is dripping with taco tunes, and money, and moose turds...and of course, the Top Ten for July. Rated PG-13 for Randy Rainbow's latest tribute to our great leader, and a few other durty wurds. Jul 27, 2019
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TOP TEN 2009: Here's the Top Ten for February, together with The Year in Dementia 1978 (the year of Fish Heads, Titties and Beer, and our first Westwood One show) plus a curated selection of artisan-crafted Dementia from yesterday, today, and tomorrow. Feb 29, 2020
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TOP TEN 2013: Here's the Top Ten for March - a month when the headlines were monopolized by coronavirus. This show features a dozen songs about that, all new this month (and all remarkably different from each other, musically and lyrically). Other great goodies too, including The Year of Dementia: 1982. Mar 28, 2020
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TOP TEN 2022: 1991 was a busy year! The 20th Anniversary Collection, our all time best-seller, was released on CD and cassette...we had a gala 20th Anniversary concert, shown on Comedy Central...and the Doctor interviewed Tom Lehrer. This week's show has highlights of all those, plus more of the Strangest Songs, and the Top Ten! May 30, 2020
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TOP TEN 2026: Here's the Top Ten for June 2020 - halfway through this tumultuous year! Plus more trash and treasures, summertime songs, and a whole set of Happy Songs. Jun 27, 2020
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TOP TEN 2030: The Top Ten for July 2020, plus a look back at 1999, a Japanese food trilogy, and an hour of scrambled Dementia! Jul 25, 2020
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TOP TEN 2035: The Top Ten for August, parodies that are claimed to be better than the originals, a few school songs, and some neat new stuff. Aug 29, 2020
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TOP TEN 2039: Here's the Top Ten for September...last one before the election! Plus three Doctor songs (none of them about MD's), three non-anal songs with anal titles, and more listeners' choices for the funniest song ever sung. Sep 26, 2020
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TOP TEN 2045: The Top Ten for October, plus some fascinating story-songs with intricate wordplay, getting into surrealistic streams of consciousness. BTW, nothing about the election! Nov 7, 2020
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TOP TEN 2048: The last Top Ten of 2020, plus the Dr Demento Show debuts of "Christmas Ferret," "Fett's Vette," "Small Penis," "Pac-Man Is 40 and So Should You," "I'm Wise," "Don't Let My Hair Dye Run," and other Demented Delights. Some rare Demented oldies too! Nov 28, 2020
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TOP TEN 2105: The Top Ten for January is here! Thanks to everyone who "voted" for their favorites. This show includes many of the "runners-up" as well. drdemento.com Jan 30, 2021
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TOP TEN 2109: The Top Ten for February with runners-up, plus our first hour free-for-all, and a half hour of delightful Demented Discs from the 20s -- the 1920s! drdemento.com Feb 27, 2021
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TOP TEN 2113: The Top Ten for March, plus the W.A.P. Polka by Cardi Beerdehosen, Ghost Chickens In the Sky, an impromptu 90th birthday tribute to William Shatner, and other improbabilities! drdemento.com Mar 27, 2021
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TOP TEN 2117: The Top Ten for April, plus a lot of runners-up, old and new! Funny songs and/or spoken comedy about mystery meat, advertising, cats and a couple dozen other things. Apr 24, 2021
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TOP TEN 2126: The Top Ten for June, plus twisted tunes about stupid people, smart dinosaurs, fat chickens, confused sportscasters, and mammary glands! Jun 26, 2021
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TOP TEN 2131: The Top Ten for July 2021 and runners-up, plus "I'm Better Than the Beatles," new songs by Rand Bellavia (Ookla the Mok,) "It's Hot As Balls Outside," "I Heart Aging and Dying" and "Steppin' On a Spaniel" (mystery solved!) Hear it at drdemento.com. Jul 31, 2021
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TOP TEN 2135: The Top Ten for August 2021, plus a tribute to Tom T. Hall, Don Everly and Charlie Watts, and a nice long swim in the Ocean of Dementia! drdemento.com Aug 28, 2021
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TOP TEN 2139: Here's the Top Ten for September, plus songs about punks by non-punks, a few more songs about school. On top of that, YouTube star and terrific musician Josh Turner visits Dementia Central! Josh and I chat about funny music and other things. drdemento.com Sep 25, 2021
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TOP TEN 2145: Now online - the Top Ten for October (a week late so as not to interrupt our Halloween celebration) plus some runners-up for the Top Ten and some surprises, old and not so old! Stream it at drdemento.com. Nov 6, 2021
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TOP TEN 2205: Here's the Top Ten for January, plus a raft of other goodies - a mess of boogies, winter sports, and a swim in the ocean of free-form radio! Listen right now at drdemento.com. Jan 29, 2022
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TOP TEN 2209: The Top Ten for February, plus a dozen runners-up, and a whole lot more Dementia! Stream it now at drdemento.com. Feb 26, 2022
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TOP TEN 2213: Here's the Top Ten for March 2022, plus a whole lot of runners-up, and a couple of scintillating mini-topics too! Stream it now at www.drdemento.com! Mar 26, 2022
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TOP TEN 2218: Top Ten time today! Plus some porcine Dementia (songs about pigs), a Star Wars song I've never played until now, a few unusual drinking songs, and a new one called "Spongebob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy." Stream the show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Apr 30, 2022
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TOP TEN 2222: Here's the Top Ten for May 28, 2022, plus a lot of "runners-up," old and new, and a few goodies I haven't played before! "Candy Rapper," "My Girl's Pussy," and Pat Boone singing the theme from an obscure horror movie. Stream it now at drdemento.com ! May 28, 2022
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TOP TEN 2226: Here's the Top Ten for June 2022, and a show with much-needed Demented merriment (Nothing about the Supreme Court - the show was planned before the rulings were announced). Hear it now at drdemento.com! Jun 25, 2022
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TOP TEN 2231: The Top Ten for July, plus a merry miscellany of Demented Discs from "Rutabaga Boogie" to "Marcel's Talking Chainsaw", by artists from Victor Borge to Yung Gravy. Stream it now at www.drdemento.com ! Jul 30, 2022
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TOP TEN 2237: The Top Ten for August 2022. I'm back from my vacation (very relaxing) and this is a brand new show. Stream it now or anytime from drdemento.com. Sep 10, 2022
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TOP TEN 2240: Here's the Top Ten for September 2022! Other highlights include an animal cracker trilogy, a dinosaur quadrilogy, and the live version of "30,000 Pounds of Bananas" by Harry Chapin. Stream the show anytime at www.drdemento.com. Oct 1, 2022
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TOP TEN 2248: Here are some funny songs about atomic energy, vegetables and Christmas, plus the Top Ten for November (the last Top Ten of 2022!) Stream the show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Nov 26, 2022
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TOP TEN 2304: Today's show features the first Top Ten of 2023, plus some great Demented Discs about rabbits (2023 is a Year of the Rabbit), other animals, and human hair. Stream it now at drdemento.com! Jan 28, 2023
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TOP TEN 2309: The Top Ten for February, plus Demented songs about television, balloons, and Good Advice. Stream the show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com! Mar 4, 2023
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TOP TEN 2312: Here we are, a quarter of the way through 2023 already! My show for the weekend of March 25 has been uploaded, featuring the Top Ten, a set of science fact songs, and a variety of rare and Deemented goodies old and new. Stream it now at www.drdemento.com and share the laughter! Mar 25, 2023
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TOP TEN 2317: This week's show features tracks from the new Needlejuice compilations by Tom Lehrer and Napoleon XIV, tributes to Harry Belafonte and Barry Humphries, and the Top Ten for April. Stream the show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Apr 29, 2023
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TOP TEN 2322: Here's the Top Ten for May, plus "99 Words for Boobs," "The Insult Song," "Bicycle Seat" and a new song by the Other Favorites for the revival of the 70-year-old 3-D feature "Robot Monster in 3-D." Jun 3, 2023
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TOP TEN 2325: This week Dr. Demento welcomes Summertime 2023 with a salute to the season - summertime clothes, summertime food, and we count down the Top Ten hottest and coolest Deemented songs for June! Stream the show now or whenever you like at www.drdemento.com. Jun 24, 2023
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TOP TEN 2330: Here's the Top Ten for July, plus a bunch of songs about wine, and a bunch about marijuana as well! You can stream this show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com Jul 29, 2023
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TOP TEN 2339: Here's the Top Ten for September, plus a set from the new Worm Quartet album, some runners up from the Top Ten, and a whole lot more Demented delights! You can stream the show now (or anytime you like) at www.drdemento.com. Sep 30, 2023
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TOP TEN 2347: Here's the last Top Ten of 2023 (in just five weeks we'll count down the Funny 25 for the whole year!) plus a couple of Christmas songs (we'll have lots more in December, and Hanukkah too) plus songs about alcohol, fruit, and some Deemented dance tunes! Stream the show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Nov 25, 2023
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TOP TEN 2404: In addition to the top ten, this week we cover planes, Egypt, laundry, and more, including a whole set of Ray Stevens on the occasion of his retirement. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com Jan 27, 2024
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TOP TEN/1989 1148: The Top Ten for November (last Top Ten of 2011), plus a look back at 1989 (the year of Weird Al's "UHF") and the history of "Sweet Violets" and "Shaving Cream." The #1 song in the Top Ten has explicit language. Nov 26, 2011
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TOP TEN/COUNTRY 1939: The Top Ten for September 2019, plus a fun little stack of crazy Country! note: Top Ten song #3 has the f-word, repeated to the point of absurdity! Sep 28, 2019
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TOP TEN/DEVO SPICE INTERVIEW 1113: The Top Ten for March, plus an interview with Devo Spice celebrating his new CD "Gnome Sane" (he explains what that title means, among other things), a mini-history of acid rock (in memory of Owsley Stanley), and lots of requests and new stuff. A few tracks have explicit content. Mar 26, 2011
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TOP TEN/EASTER/APRIL FOOLS 1813: This week's show is packed with pleasure! I've got the Top Ten, plus bunny, egg and chocolate songs for Easter, and we'll also celebrate April Fools. We'll see who gets fooled by those. Mar 31, 2018
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TOP TEN/JULY 4TH 1226: Here's the Top Ten for June, plus some Fourth of July fireworks, Liszt's Hungarian Rhapsody in three shades of Dementia, and the unique and remarkable hip-hop of Garden Fresh. Language alert: "Steve Jobs Vs. Bill Gates," a teeny bit on "Elevator," and of course the bonus tracks. Jun 30, 2012
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TOP TEN/MARK COHEN INTERVIEW 1321: The Top Ten for May 2013, plus an interview with Mark Cohen, author of the new Allan Sherman biography Overweight Sensation. Includes rare tapes and fascinating insights about the great song parodist. May 25, 2013
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TOP TEN/NONSENSE 1545: The Top Ten for October (a week late due to encounters with zombies and vampires) plus an hour of songs whose words make no sense, or very little, and some that have no words at all but they're still funny. Nov 7, 2015
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TOP TEN/PHYLLIS DILLER 1234: The top ten for August, plus an interview with the great Phyllis Diller. Also seven songs with the words "lost my" in the title. Language: PG-13. Aug 25, 2012
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TOTAL NONSENSE: This week a half hour of absolute nonsense. Total nonsense. Hardcore nonsense. Some might say our show is always that way, but with "The Ying Tong Song," "Ugga Ugga Boo Ugga Boo Boo Ugga," "Mairzy Doats" and "You Know My Name (Look Up The Number)," we definitely achieve nonsense nirvana this week. We'll also salute the 1960s novelty songwriter who recently got to read his own obituary in the papers, and hear the best of Backus back to back. Oct 15, 2006
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TOYS: Car Noises, Ode to my Car, SUV, Bolt-ons, I Want Sex, Hey Mr. Postman, Rawhide, Uneasy Rider, Folsom Elementary School, Shock Treatment, Mr. Roberts, Cell Phone on the Highway, Johnny had a Yo Yo, Me and my Vibrator, View Master, S.S. Minnow, Stoned People, Real Dick Cheney, Smoke-off Sep 16, 2001
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TRACTENBURG FAMILY SINGERS INTERVIEW: 9 Coronas, What I like About Booze, Patrick the Spoiler, Kill the Wabbit, Teeth Clenched, God Must've Spent a Little Less Time, I Wish, 99 Dead Baboons, Brand New Key, I'll Scratch your Back, Reinstalling Windows, Ozzman, Viagra in the Waters Aug 17, 2003
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TRAGIC ROCK: Discotech, Tito the Mosquito, King Tut Strut, Mother Goose on the Loose, $60 Duck, Elements, L.S. Bumblebee, Hawaiian Lei Song, Alabama Song, Day I Died, Teen Angel, Tell Laura I Love Her, Last Kiss, I Want my Baby Back, Three Stars, He Ate too Many Jelly Donuts, Who's on First, Ballad of Irving Apr 23, 1978
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TRAINS (PREACHING THE BLUES WITH MARY ALDIN): Choo Choo Choo Boogie, Mean Old Frisco, Mystery Train, Special Streamline, Traveling Blues, K.C. Moan, Hobo Jungle Blues, Train Blues, Black Diamond Express to Hell, Hobo Blues May 20, 1984
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TRAINS 0905: All aboard for a show featuring one of Dr. D's favorite topics, trains. (He has been a railfan since age four, when he was in a nursery school overlooking a busy railroad track). Lots of hard to find items, especially in the "Rarities" online bonus segment. Feb 1, 2009
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TRAINS 1312: Send in the drones! Bill "Dead Puppies" Frenzer leads off this week's show with his latest topical tune. Our special topic is near and dear to the Doctor - it's train songs, including "Down By the Station," "The Railroad Comes Through the Middle of the House," and the first-ever "Orange Blossom Special" from 1939. Mar 23, 2013
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TRAINS 2214: I haven't featured train songs for awhile, and it's one of my favorite subjects, so here goes! Plus, it's my birthday today (April 2). Apr 2, 2022
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TRAINS 9410: Middle of the House, Do the Clinton, One Hen, I'm a Train, Choo Choo Ch'boogie, We're Rocking in the Rest Home, Untie my Ankles, What the Engine Done, Way Down Deep You're Shallow, It's Time for Killing Barney Mar 6, 1994
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TRAINS/BIRTHDAY (part 2): Runaway Train, Fireball Mail, Wreck of the Old '97, What the Engine Done, Birthday Cake Polka, The Garbageman's Daughter, Seven Fathoms Deep, Short Dresses, Root Beer on my Nose, Time Warp, Summertime Blues, Trolley Song Apr 1, 1979
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TRAINS: A Tribute to Nick and Mary Yankovic May 2, 2004
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TRAINS:Dr Demento has been a train buff since boyhood, with some special favorite funny train tunes, "The Railroad Comes Through The Middle Of The House", "Down By The Station", Tiny Tim's long-lost cover of the Doors' "People Are Strange," songs about potatoes, and (by popular demand) "Spliceway to Heaven," where dozens of classic rockers substitute their own vocals for Robert Plant's, one word at a time. Jun 4, 2006
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TRANSFORMED TUNES 0713 familiar songs that are altered for humorous effect...not just the words, but the entire character of the performance is altered for purposes of humor and hilarity. Other highlights include a little Demented April Foolery, two hot new songs about food and two classics about cars, and a tune for Dr. Demento's birthday (April 2). Apr 1, 2007
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TRANSPORTATION: Masochism Tango, Beat me Baby, Ouch, It Does not Pay to be Hip, Fight for your Right to Plunder, 3 Blind Jellyfish, I Love to Ride the Bus, PMS Airlines, M.T.A., Heaving on a Jet Plane, We Got a Stick for That, Suicide Hotline Aug 5, 2001
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TRAVEL 2124: People are finally free to hit the road (or the airport) this summer, so we have some Demented travelin' music for you...plus some Demented requests, a salute to the Bo Burnham Netflix special, and a Cicada Cacophony! Stream it anytime at drdemento.com. Jun 12, 2021
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TRIP AROUND THE WORLD WITH IAN WHITCOMB: Dreams of old Los Angeles, Blue Hills of Pasadena, Cable Car Concerto, Delicado, Arima Tonight, Marry an Ugly Woman, Sixpence, Vana Vana, Hot Pretzels, Laughing Song, Romania Romania, New York's my Home, Home in Pasadena, Pico and Sepulveda Nov 16, 1993
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TROPICAL 1804: Today I have some tropical tunes for everyone who needs a break from winter - and two (count 'em) two Top Ten countdowns! (The regular one and an irregular one). Jan 27, 2018
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TROPICS 1504: Tired of winter? Head for the tropics with funny songs from Hawaii and the Caribbean, and beyond the tropics with laughs from Australia. Jan 24, 2015
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TURKEYS 0847: Our Thanksgiving feast of fun this year features some of our favorite "turkeys" (i.e. songs so bad they're great) along with such holiday favorites as "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" and Adam Sandler's "Thanksgiving Song." We also have two tracks from the Bonzo Dog Band's reunion album (their first in 35 years) and some wild garage rock & R&B songs featured by Pittsburgh's radio wild man Mad Mike Metrovich. Nov 23, 2008
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TURKEYS 1947: Happy Thanksgiving! Once again this year I have tons of tunes about our annual feast day, famous and obscure, sincere and cynical, but mostly a little skeptical. After that, it'll be time once again for musical turkeys - the absolute worst! Nov 23, 2019
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TV ON KLSX: Burning Down the Cartoon House, Rhapsody from Hunger, Inbred, Ballad of Valdez, Write Romantically, Cheap Stories, Janitor, My Attorney Bernie, TV Rap, Way Back in 1939, Early TV Montage, TV is the Thing this Year, Vidiot, Brady Bunch, I'm the Slime, Adam West, Hacker's Rap Apr 23, 1989
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TWO LIVE JEWS INTERVIEW: Little Blue Man, Mrs. Fletcher, Jailhouse Iraq, Nails, Hunting Song, Daffy Duck Rhapsody, Deer Hunting, I Shot Bambi's Mother, Yosemite Sam, Those 2 Dreadful Children, My Neighbor's Kids, Kosher as They Want to Be, Shake your Tuckas, Clothes of the Dead, If You Knew Souter, We Love Barney Fife, Oy It's so Humid Oct 21, 1990
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TWO WHEELS 0914: Our topic this week is "Two Wheels" - bicycles and motorcycles. We also revisit baseball, with half an hour of diamond delights not heard on our March 22 show. Our online-only bonus tracks include "Abner the Baseball" by Eddie Lawrence ("The Old Philosopher"), never before heard on our network show, and a baseball bit from 1909, the oldest comedy recording we know of about sports fans. Apr 5, 2009
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UGLY 1845: This week's show is UGLY. Lots of songs about ugly people. Some of them are mean and nasty! But funny, too. Trigger warning: A few could be described as sexist. Special added attraction: Bohemian Rhapsody spoofs. Nov 10, 2018
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Under my Gums, Interesting People, There is a Tavern in the Town, No Money Down, Black Denim Trousers, Football Card, Clark & Lois, Bridget the Midget, Moron, My Home Town, Marvelous Toy, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, I Want my Baby Back Jan 28, 1979
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UNRELEASED TAPES: Led Zeppelin Medley, Polkas on 45, Gosh Golly Goofy, Get off the table Mabel, Glorious, Every Little Bug, Never Swat a Fly, Girl Fight Tonight, Uncle Alfred, Who are the Brain Police, Neanderthal Man, March of the Cuckoos, School Cafeteria, Gumball Wizard, Hamster Love, Nice, Trouble with Klingons, It's the Real World After All, Leprosy, She's Big & Round, Rock Rap, Cheerio Cherry Lips Cheerio Jan 10, 1988
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UNRELEASED TAPES: Sit on my Face, Music Sex and Cookies, Little Black Egg, Wonderful Wonderful, Stuck in a Closet with Vanna White, Monster Mash, Way you Make me Squeal, School Cafeteria, Gumball Wizard, Hamster Love, Nice, Trouble with Klingons, Real World after All, Punk Polka Jan 10, 1988
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UNRELEASED: Headline News, Framed, Little Toot, They're Coming to Take me Away, Spam, Happy Boy, Fresh out of Blues, 99 Dead Baboons, We Love Barney Fife, 7-11, Locked in the Closet with You, Frozen Embryos, We are the Worms, Wet Dream May 16, 1999
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Up in Smoke, Smoke Smoke Smoke, Seven old Ladies Locked in the Lavatory, Open up the Door Hiram, Baby Sitting Boogie, Mr. Custer, Won't you Come Home, Tennessee Birdwalk, Cocaine Lil, I Want my Baby Back, Thing, Boobs a Lot, My Dead Dog Rover, Dragnet goes to Kindergarten, Shaving Cream, Who's on First Oct 8, 1978
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VACATION 0933: As summer starts to wind down, here's your chance to go on a virtual vacation. Our second hour features our all time favorite vacation songs, with a special segment on fishing. Also this week: the Dr D debut of The Fuxedos, a band that should appeal to Zappa fans everywhere (but has its own irreverent style), Billy Edd Wheeler's two outhouse odes back to back for the first time, two new songs by the recently reunited Faust & Lewis, and "Weird Al" Yankovic's salute to the late and legendary Charles Nelson Reilly. Aug 16, 2009
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VACATION: Beam me up Scotty, Bedrock Rap, 1955, Shaving Cream, Abalone, Pillsbury Cookie Dough, Christmas Season, I Need a Vacation, There's a Baby on the Plane, Cloud 9 Motel, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Axel F, I Got Crabs from Darth Vader, Dumbledore Aug 7, 2005
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VACATIONS 1334: There are some very funny songs about vacations...and most of them are recaps of vacations just taken. So with vacation season winding down, I figured now's the best time to play 'em. Boobies and elephants enliven our first hour! Aug 24, 2013
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VACATIONS: Good Old Days, What I did Last Summer, We Don't Need the Men, Bob, Batman, Hey Robin, Ukelele Blues, Sidewalks on Parade, Jesus Loves Me but He Can't Stand You, Pinhead will Survive, I Need a Vacation, Big Bear Lake, Songs of Beach Time Fun, Cloud 9 Motel, Nails, This is Ponderous Aug 4, 1991
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VACATIONS: New Sound, Uh Oh, Hi-Fi Shop, Beep Beep, I Need a Vacation, How I Spent my Vacation, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Hippity Hop, Hail to the U.S. Mail, Tumor, Michael Ate the Smorgasboard, Piddling Pup, Go Go Pogo, Super Skier, I Get Weird, Scotsman, Shaving Cream Feb 20, 1983
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Valentine 06 - Love You Ti-Vo, Love in a Suburu, Valentine's Day Song Feb 12, 2006
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Valentine 0706: Here's our annual Valentine's Day show for '07, with plenty of demented love songs like "Take Off Your Clothes," "I'm In Love With Your Behind" and "Marvin, I Love You" (Marvin the Paranoid Android, that is)...plus new songs for anyone who recently bought a cell phone, tried to give Dad tech support, played paintball or thought Simon Cowell was killing music. Feb 11, 2007
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Valentine 1994 Feb 13, 1994
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Valentine 1995 Smallest Thing, Masochism Tango,John and Marsha Feb 12, 1995
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Valentine Special 2005 Tribute to Johnny Carson Feb 13, 2005
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Valentine Special Beatles Salute 2004 Feb 8, 2004
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VALENTINE'S DAY (part 1): Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Sit on my Face, Take off your Clothes, Hot Nuts, Civilization, Little Blue Riding Hood, Monkey, I Hate People, My Telephone, Rock Me, Hawaiian Croon Tune, Loving You Has Made me Bananas, Let's Do it, Hey Nelda, Break Wind, Fast Food, Pass the Kutchie Feb 13, 1983
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VALENTINE'S DAY (part 2): Tuna Fish, Hamster Love, Stingo Stungo, I Love Lucy, Lung Cancer Lament, Tumor, Oregon Territories, Go to the Mardi Gras, Crunchy Water, I Love You Because You're Fat, What Noise Annoys a Noisy Oyster, Disco Toilet, Steve, Have a Nice Day, I Like Feb 13, 1983
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VALENTINE'S DAY 0906: Here's our celebration of Valentine's Day 2009...lots of old favorites plus some we haven't heard in awhile. You can also compare our two "kill the wabbit" songs back-to-back, featuring ace impressionists Darrell Hammond (of SNL fame) and Mark McCollum (as Ozzy Fudd). Our bonus segment introduces some worthy newer songs that are a bit too explicit for radio. They are unbleeped here and parental guidance is suggested; the last one is especially explicit. Feb 8, 2009
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VALENTINE'S DAY 1107: Our annual Valentine's show features two dozen Demented love songs - totally different from the ones played last year (Feb. 14, 2010). Feb 12, 2011
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VALENTINE'S DAY 1406: Weird and wonderful love songs for Valentine's Day, plus a Demented salute to the Olympics. Feb 8, 2014
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VALENTINE'S DAY 1706: Our annual Valentine's Day show features 26 demented love songs...plus a tribute to Professor Irwin Corey, and three brand new songs about the Bowling Green Massacre. (Those are at the end of the show, in consideration of listeners who may be allergic to politics). This show is rated PG-13. Feb 11, 2017
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VALENTINE'S DAY 2107: Happy Valentine's Day everyone! We celebrate with a show that's 3/4 Demented love songs - Tapeworm of Love, Swallow My Love, U-Stink-But-I-Love-You, Loving You Is Surfing You, John & Marsha, Communist Love Song - you get the picture! drdemento.com Feb 13, 2021
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VALENTINE'S DAY 9307 Feb 14, 1993
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VALENTINE'S DAY: Let's do it, Locked in the Closet with You, Boogie, Love in Bloom, Almost Degraded, Big Ten Inch Record, Davy's Dinghy, I Wanna Kiss Her, Need a Little Sugar in my Bowl, Eat it, Birds and Bees, I Love me, Ballad of Irving, Ice Box Man, I Love Rocky Road, Dead Puppies Feb 12, 1984
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Valenting with the Birds and Bees 1999 Shaving Cream, Locked in The Closet, Quennel's Mom Feb 14, 1999
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VEGETABLES 1329: This week we celebrate vegetables and those who love them. And fruits too. Beans, bananas, and all the rest. Also starring: aardvarks, spaghetti, and some naughty stuff. Rated PG-13. Jul 20, 2013
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VERNAL EQUINOX 0012: Living in the Fridge, Pedro and Man at the Beach, Sounds of Sinus Mar 19, 2000
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Very Demented Love Songs Valentine 2001 Feb 11, 2001
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Veteran's Day (Bonzo Dog Band) Nov 8, 1992
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VICES: Crusher, Maggie Get the Hammer, Cubic Refugee, Beer Hunter, Sudbury Saturday Night, Madiera My Dear, Was I?, Hippie and the Redneck, Censored, Roly Poly Ladies, Boll Weevil, Whatever Happened to Old Jack?, Atarian Fantasy, My Name is Larry, Earache my Eye, Fish Heads, Another One Rides the Bus Mar 21, 1982
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WARM PLACES 2204: Let's warm things up with some Demented discs from (and about) warm places - Hawaii, Jamaica, and Australia for starters! Lots of requests this week - Martin Mull, Ruth Wallis, Don Bowman ("Hello D.J."), Weird Al, and some real obscurities. Stream the show anytime at www.drdemento.com Jan 22, 2022
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Wasn't that a Mighty Day, Them Duck Pluckers, Timothy, Black Denim Trousers, Juanita Banana, Baseball Rag, Elderly Man River, Smut, Your Auntie Grizelda, Mr. Segel, I Want my Baby Back, Whole Lot of Love, Marvin, Making Love in a Subaru, Hamster Love, King Tut Jul 30, 1978
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WATER & BUGS: Surfin with Ned & Nelda, In The River, Drip Drip Drip, Pop Hates The Beatles, The Cockaroach That Ate Cincinnati, Creep-The Tragic Roach Sep 22, 1974
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WATER 1520: Water, water everywhere! We celebrate H2O with an hour-plus of the wettest songs in town. Also, a special 25th anniversary tribute to Jim Henson. May 16, 2015
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WATER PART TWO 1537: This week's show is as wet as you can get without needing a towel! The sequel to my May 16 water show has even more H2O hits for you, all the way from Spike Jones to Bessie Smith, Digital Underground to Uranium Savages. Sep 12, 2015
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WATER SPORTS: Mediocre Fred, Break Dawg, Steel Marbles, I Need a Vacation, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Roman Numerals, Michael Richards interview, Swimming Song, I Wanna be a Lifeguard, Tie me Surfer Board Down, Bird Bathroom, Neil Young, Happy Boy, Spam, Spock on, Hey Batman Jul 30, 1989
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WATERGATE TENTH ANNIVERSARY: Beep Beep, Cars & Driving, Fast Food, Beatles Rap, Fairfax Ave., Private Eye, We'll Ride with Nixon, Break-in, Telltale Tape, Down at the Old Watergate, Nixorcist, Nixon's the One, Moonlight Swim, Vampire Beavers, 99 Dead Babboons, Rapmaster Ronnie, She's Big & Round Aug 5, 1984
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WB02 - UNCENSORED WEB ONLY SHOW: They Wouldn't Lick Bush, Stickball, Childhood, Crepitation Contest, May 9, 2006
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WE & US 1640: This week I have songs with "we" or "us" in the title. Doesn't sound real sexy, but it's an amazing assortment, and some of the songs **are** a little sexy (the show is PG-13, with a passing f-word or two). Also Terry Jones, Steve Goodie, Lin-Manuel Miranda with Weird Al, and a White House Rap Battle. Oct 1, 2016
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WEATHER 1602: Everybody talks about the weather...some people sing funny songs about it! "It Ain't Gonna Rain No Mo'," "It Never Rains in Sunny California," "I Still Write Your Name In the Snow" and lots more Demented weather is in the forecast this week. Jan 9, 2016
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WEATHER 2315: This week's special topic is the weather. We can't do much about it, but we can listen to funny songs about it! This week we also have songs about geeks, drugs and sleeping, (Note: the song by Nikka's Box has highly explicit language).Stream the new show now at www.drdemento.com. Apr 15, 2023
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WEATHER: 500 Robots, Giant Robot Store, Batman, Deodorant Song, That's Mathematics, History of Rock, I Got Stoned and I Missed it, Weather Channel Song, April Showers, Oy it's so Humid, Monster Hash, Charlie Something, Inner Voice Apr 3, 2005
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WEATHER: Collector's Items on Milton Berle and Dudley Moore - Buffalo, Yellow Submarine, The L.S. Bumblebee, Goodbyee Apr 21, 2002
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WEIRD AL DARE TO BE STUPID INTERVIEW: Elvis Was a Narc, You Were Speeding, Honeymooner's Rap, Madonna quadrilogy, Like a Surgeon, Shaving Cream, Dead Puppies, Candy Rapper Jun 9, 1985
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WEIRD AL INTERIVEW + THE YEAR 1985 1128: "Weird Al" Yankovic is our guest this week, celebrating "Alpocalypse" and discussing tattoos, technical emergencies and the CIA among other things. Afterward we celebrate 1985, one of the great years in Demented history, with way more hits than I can mention in this blurb. In the bonus tracks, the late Gaye Delorme tells us how he wrote "The Rodeo Song" (and sings it, uncensored)...also, a very lively 1985 backstage interview with Emo Philips. Jul 9, 2011
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW & RECORDS 1429: Here's our Mandatory Fun interview with "Weird Al" Yankovic...plus (in honor of the vinyl revival) a whole lot of historical/hysterical stuff about Records! Rated PG-13 (one song with figurative cattle droppings). Jul 19, 2014
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW FOR 3-D ALBUM: Breaking up is Hard on You, The Spider in the Bath, The Rat, My Baby's Got Rabies, Mental on my Mind, Teenage Lobotomy, Handle with Care, Me and my Goose, Shaving Cream, Eat It Feb 26, 1984
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: Baby Take your Teeth out, So Happy, Stevie's Spanking, Boys Just Want to Have Sex, Bertha Butt Boogie, School of Creative Border Crossing, I'm Not Answering the Phone, This is the Life, My Dead Friend Chester, You're Still not Safe in a Japanese Car Nov 25, 1984
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: Christmas Carol, We Wish you a Merry Christmas, Nose Job, Loving You is Surfing You, Mr. Jaws, Human Race, Grandmother's Song, King Tut, Dare to be Stupid, Willie & the Hand Jive, Golden Gridiron Boy, Scotsman, Account of Halley's Comet, Su-Sushi-o, Yoda, Shaving Cream, Marvin Dec 15, 1985
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Stranded in the Jungle, I Eat Cannibals, Lay me in that Huddle, Go to Work you Jerk, Ma Bell You Got me by the Calls, Buffy Come Back, My Bologna, I Love Rocky Road, Ricky, Harry's Jockstrap, Bras on 45, Fussy Eater, Alphabet Song Apr 24, 1983
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: Russian Bandstand, Pet Shop, My Mother is a Space Cadet, Texas Shakespearean Chainsaw Massacre, Send me to Glory in a Glad Bag, Comet Relief, Polka Party, Who Stole the Keeshka, Dog Eat Dog, Beat on the Brat, Living with a Hernia, Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, Roaches, Gonna Buy me a Dog Oct 19, 1986
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: songs from the Polka Party album, My Bicycle Tillie, The Test of Love & Sex, Penis Envy, Burger Rap (MONO ONLY) Oct 19, 1986
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: South Park, I Like, Time With Your Wife, Jack the Idiot Dunce, You Don't Love Me Anymore in German, Life's Gonna Suck Jul 18, 1999
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: What A Gas, Rick Derringer medley, I Love Rocky Road, Peter the Meter Reader, Plexiglass Toilet, When Lulu's Gone, Big Balls, Ricky Apr 24, 1983
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WEIRD AL LIVE IN STUDIO: part 1...Bang Your Box, Hot Nuts, When Lulu's Gone, Won't Eat Prunes Again, Song of the Prune, Overweight Blues Jun 15, 1980
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WEIRD AL LIVE IN STUDIO: part 2...Damaskas run montage, Bad Boy, Couldn't Get High, Harvest of Love, Dirty Mother for You, You Light up my Life, Star Trip Jun 15, 1980
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WEIRD AL OFF THE DEEP END INTERVIEW: Ren & Stimpy, Mr. Ed, Sam Kinison tribute, Roll Your Leg Over, Bicycle Seat, Let's Keep the Dodgers in Brooklyn, Bill Clinton Song Apr 12, 1992
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WEIRD AL POODLE HAT INTERVIEW: There's a New Sound, Ritalin, Ballad of William Robinson, Hardware Store, Baby Likes Burping, A Loan Again Naturally, Hole in the Bucket, Wildwood Weed, Stealing Like a Hobbit May 25, 2003
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WEIRD AL TALKS ABOUT ALAPALOOZA: Ren & Stimpy TV soundtrack songs, Donald Where's Your Troosers, Mrs. Fletcher, Louie Louie, Nina Cocka Nina, Frank's 2000" TV, The Big 5-0, My Bonnie Lass She Smelleth, It's Time for Killing Barney, Jurassic Park Oct 17, 1993
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WEIRD AL TALKS ABOUT UHF: You Went the Wrong Way Old King Louie, My Apartment, Bite it, Mel Blanc tribute, He's Nobody's Moggy Now, songs from UHF album Jul 16, 1989
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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC INTERVIEW: CPA, Music Sex & Cookies, Yum Yum Tree, Right Said Fudd, Streaking USA, Mr. Miller, Religion & Politics, I Love a Groove, Big Man Mambo, Smells like Nirvana, You Don't Love me Anymore, I Can't Watch This, Ren & Stimpy, Fax me a Beer, Ugga Bugga, PMS Airlines Apr 19, 1992
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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC INTERVIEW: Gitarzan, Big Cockroach, Her Der Milwaukee Polka, Whole Lotta Love, Click Dart's Bandstand, Litterbug Song, Sloppiness, Loving You is Surfing You, Like a Surgeon, Dare to be Stupid, Healthy Attitude, Last Will and Temperament, Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun, We are the Worms Jun 9, 1985
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WEIRD AL/DEL RUBIO TRIPLETS: Intoxicated Rat, Chucky, Rub-a-dub-dub, Walk Like an Egyptian, Second Week of Deer Camp, Cockroach, Jake Walk Blues, Personality, Cockroach that Ate Tijuana, Wild Thing Nov 27, 1988
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WELCOME BACK TO KLSX: Star Wars Cantina, Unzip my Doodah, Penis Envy, South Park Junkie, Monster Hash, Life's Gonna Suck, It Never Rains in Southern California, Ode to my Car, Hacker's Rap, Cows with Guns, Shaving Cream, Particle Man, Bulbous Bouffant Mar 29, 1998
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WESTERN SONGS: Remember Your Name and Address, Hot Cakes and Sausage, Boodle-am Shake, Euphoria, Go West Young Man, Ghost Riders in the Sky, Giving it to Mary Feb 23, 1975
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Wet T-shirt Night, Cruel Shoes, Kicking the Gong Around, I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts, Night after Night, Big Rock Candy Mountain, Hello DJ, Almost Degraded, Reluctant Cannibal, My Bologna, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Disco Sucks, Topical Song, Steve Dahl interview, Do You Think I'm Disco Sep 30, 1979
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WHAT IS DEMENTIA: Freckle Song, Cockroach Stomp, Do the New York, Go Go Pogo, Funniest Song in the World, Minnie the Moocher, Cocaine Bill and Morphine Sue, Highly Illogical, I'm Tired, Purple Haze, Dirty Old Man (Note: date is approximate) Dec 19, 1974
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WHERE I LIVE: Some songwriters write about love. Others write about food, war, trains, or how miserable they are. And then there are those who write about the places they live in. On this show we'll hear songs about cities big and small, from singers like Tom Lehrer, Emo Philips and "Weird Al" Yankovic (on his very first record release, a song about San Luis Obispo, CA.) Other highlights include songs about food (why not), sexual abstinence, blogging and human taxidermy. Nov 12, 2006
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WHO 1729: The subject is Who...Doctor Who and her big news, P. Townshend and company, and lots of other demented Whos like Who Hid the Halibut On the Poop Deck, Who Put the Benzedrine In Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine, Who Stole the Keeshka and, of course, Who's On First. Jul 22, 2017
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Who Put the Benzedrine, The Trouble with Harry, Put the Bone in, The Trepidation Contest, The Gooey Duck Song, Them Toad Suckers, Who's Next, My Bonnie Lass She Smelleth, Big Bruce May 4, 1975
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Who Threw the Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder?, On the Good Ship Lollipop, Rub-a-Dub, Streaking USA, Little Eefin Annie, Blooper Soap, Trouble with my Trousers, Football Card, Trouble with Harry, Pizza Man, Wild Thing, Hotline, Lumberjack Song, Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Pencil Neck Geek, Dead Puppies Mar 18, 1979
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Whole Lotta Love, Time Warp, Cheese Shop, You Wanna Buy a Bunny?, I am Whale, Bloat on, 30 Thousand Pounds of Bananas, I Took my Organ to a Party, Civilization, Cowboy Needs a Horse, Terror, Monster Mash, Clean Song, Highly Illogical, King Tut, Dead Puppies, Shaving Cream, Ballad of Irving Jun 11, 1978
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Whole Stole The Keeshka, Maharaja of Magador, Mr. Custer, Collegiate, Poisoning Pigeons, There's Nothing Like a Circus, Obese Man, Nina-Kocka-Nina, They're Coming to Take Me Away salad Sep 14, 1975
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Wild Bill Hiccup, Lonesome Cowboy Burt, Back Door Man, How Sweet to be an Idiot, I Love Me, Please Mr. Carter, Stop the War, Marching off to Bedlam, We'll Ride with Nixon, Doing What Comes Naturally, No Anchovies Please, Psycho Chicken, He Ate too Many Jelly Doughtnuts, Day in the Life of Green Acres, Boris the Spider, Ballad of Irving, Mr. Bill Mar 9, 1980
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WILD WEST 2232: Today's topic is the Wild West - more specifically, the Demented West, with some classic and a couple of not-so-classic songs about cowboys and other denizens of the Wide Open Spaces! Aug 6, 2022
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WILLIAM SHATNER INTERVIEW: War of the Worlds, Star Drek, Summer Spaceship, Pico and Sepulveda (NOTE: This stream contains the inerview only, not the entire episode.) Jul 3, 1977
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William Tell Overture, Don't Bogart me, Wine Stoned Plow Boy, Hungry Freaks Daddy, Billboard Song, Foreign Legion of Love, Flying Saucer 2nd, I Am an Astronaut, Van Lingle Mungo, Twisted, Rock Lobster, High School Gym, Mildred the Choir Director, Attack of the Giant Ants, Someone ate the Baby, Who's on First, Smoke Off May 20, 1979
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William Tell Overture, Honey Don't you Want a Man like Me, A Little More Gauze, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Lyle Crosby interview, Purple People Eater, Trouble with Harry, Tell me a Story, Step Right up, Lulu, New Horizons in Music Appreciation, Martian Boogie, Making Love in a Subaru, My Name is Larry, Who's on First Sep 10, 1978
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William Tell Overture, Nocturnal Stumblebut, Enumerator's Dilemma, Numbers, Rubber Duckie, My Pink Half of the Drain Pipe, Belly up to the Bar, On the Amazon, Persian Kitten, Fox in Socks, They Don't Make Nun Names, Ballad of Irving, Disco Toilet May 18, 1980
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WINTER 06: Our (more or less) annual salute to Winter is a (yellow) snowball in the face of propriety. From Frank Zappa's colorful twist on the legend of Nanook of the North to Krypton's "Let's Blow Up The Tow Truck," the fun increases as the temperature decreases. First-hour highlights include "No Anchovies Please," "The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota," "He's His Own Grandpa" and the original recording of "Battle of New Orleans" with the verses that were left off the #1 hit version. Also - the last "normal" (?) Funny Five of 2006 before we begin our Christmas specials. Nov 26, 2006
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WINTER 2249: The Doc is taking a break this week so we're bringing back some wintertime faves from the past! Hear about rusty Chevrolets, tow trucks, abominable snowmen, and a bunch of snowy things, including an extended helping of yellow snow! There's also a few Christmas songs to ease us into the holiday season. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com. Dec 3, 2022
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WINTER 2348: As the Doc takes a vacation this week (no confirmation if a ski lodge is involved) we present a flashback to winters of years past, edited together from episodes ranging 1983-2001. Dec 2, 2023
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Winter 92 Dec 6, 1992
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WINTER SPORTS 1501: Our topic is winter sports, indoor & outdoor...basketball, hockey, skiing, curling, writing names in the snow and other fun things. Rated PG-13. Jan 3, 2015
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WINTER SPORTS: Abominable Snowman, Ice Box Man, Thorazine Shuffle, Zilch, Cocaine Bill and Morphine Sue, No, I Don't Wanna Do Dat, Dead Puppies Nov 27, 1994
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WINTER/LOGAN WHITEHURST 1149: A salute to winter, including hockey and skiing...plus a stack of Christmas songs, and a tribute to Logan Whitehurst. Explicit language on "It's Wicked Cold Outside" and "Here Comes Fatty Claus." Dec 3, 2011
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Winter/Skiing Dec 1, 1996
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WINTER/THANKSGIVING: White Collar Holler, Car Noises, Girl Fight Tonight, Tighten Up, Walking in my Winter Underwear, Chiller, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Hal & Lulu, 60 Minute Man, Turkey Day Blues, Alice's Restaurant, Boris the Spider, Polka Dot Undies, Star Trekkin Nov 22, 1987
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WINTER/TOP TEN 1848: Winter has arrived a little early in some places this year, and we celebrate with Yingle Bells and yellow snow. Hanukkah is also earlier than usual, and I have songs for that, and a few for Christmas as well...and to top it all off, the final Top Ten of 2018! Dec 1, 2018
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Wintertime Nov 28, 1999
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WOMAN'S LIBERATION: Why Do Girls Wear Britches, When I Was A Little Girl, The Freckle Song, Boobs A Lot, Sarah Jackman Oct 6, 1974
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WOMEN 0823: The subject is women this week...songs about women, written and sung by women AND men. Controversy may well ensue. Dentistry and the price of gas are also covered, along with less painful subjects! And once again we offer Rarities by Request for our online listeners only. Jun 8, 2008
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WOMEN 1006: This week we salute womankind. All kinds of demented songs about all kinds of women. Some are "enlightened," some not so enlightened. (Two weeks from now we'll focus on the other half of the human race). Feb 7, 2010
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WOMEN: Boobs a Lot, Mammary Glands, Mountains of Montana, Stairway to Heaven, Cause I'm a Blonde, Late Bloomer, Jesse Yes he Did, No Means No, 2 Triple Cheese, Woman is a Man's Best Friend, Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend, Mail Order Women, White House, I'm a Woman, You Can Play my Sega, Lumberjack Song, Speed Mar 14, 1993
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WOMEN: Boy Wonder I Love You, Reggae Popeye, Shaddup you Face, One Ton Tomato, Call any Vegetable, K-Mart Blues, King Tut, Skinny Girls, Smart Girls, My Girlfriend is Inflatable, Me and my Vibrator, I Wish I Was a Lesbian, Do the Picard, Really Safe Sex, On the Shoulders of Freaks Jul 13, 1997
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WOMEN: Ding Dong Song, 88 Lines About 44 Women, Smart Girls, Girls Don't Fart, Mammary Glands Oct 10, 1999
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WOODPECKERS ON KMET: Emo Philips, Reluctant Dragon, Woody Woodpecker, Plastic Jesus, We Are Dead, Frozen Embryos, I Had Sex w/ Madonna Jul 21, 1985
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WORK 1036: For Labor Day weekend, a stack of songs about work. Work isn't always fun, but these songs are! Mostly a different batch from last year. Also some vintage bedbug songs (they're baaack!) and in the bonus tracks, the funniest song ever written about a famous author (explicit language). Sep 4, 2010
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WORK/TOP TEN 1335: Work may not always be funny, but it has inspired a lot of funny songs (it should, considering all the time some of us spend at work). Some of the best are on this show...and the Top Ten too! Aug 31, 2013
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WORK/TOP TEN 1435: For Labor Day, some funny songs about work! There are actually a whole lot of those, and here are some favorites. Also the Top Ten for August...see how Weird Al does this time! Rated PG-13 (an f-word in the third song, and a bit of innuendo here and there). Aug 30, 2014
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WORK: Somebody Stole my Gal, Plastic Jesus, If You Want Free Speech Go to Russia, Sister Mary Elephant, School Cafeteria, Laughing Gnome, Rappa This, Superhero Blues, My Attorney Bernie, White Collar Holler, D.J. Blues, Part Time Plumbers, Got to Go on Vacation, Dick Tracy Rides Again, This Used Car of Mine Sep 2, 1990
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WORKING 1536: Some people shovel coal...other folks shovel data! For Labor Day, we have a ton of funny songs about working. Occasional profanity & scatology. Sep 5, 2015
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WORKING: Boogie Woogie Amputee, Music Sex & Cookies, Metal Head, Big Eyed Beans From Venus, I Used to Work in Chicago, K-Mart Blues Sep 5, 1999
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WORLD WAR II SONGS (part 2): You're a Sap Mr. Jap, Stalin Wasn't Stallin, I'm a Cranky Old Yank, I Used to Work in Chicago, Ning Nang Nong, What a Funny World This Would Be, Marijuana, Waffle Whiffer, Mr. Jaws Sep 14, 1975
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WORLD WAR II, GUEST ON IAN WHITCOMB: Adolf, Remember Pearl Harbor, I'm Sending a Letter to Santa Claus, Der Fuehrer's Face, Yankee Doodle Spirit, Johnny Zero, Coming in on a Wing and a Prayer, Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition, Stalin Wasn't Stallin, I'm a Cranky old Yank (MONO ONLY) Dec 5, 1991
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WORLD'S WORST RECORDS: Rapping Rodney, I Want my Baby Back, Nellie the Elephant, Fishing Pole, Ugly, Beatle Barkers, Drake on the Move, Paralyzed, Jerks on 45, Boris the Spider, 1984, It Can't Happen Here, Fluffy, Can I Pawn my Teeth to You?, B.C., I'm Surfing, Green Fuzz, Suicide is Painless, Boogie in your Butt Nov 6, 1983
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WORST RECORDS/CALIFORNIA SONGS: Big Ten Inch Record, Anything Goes, Hot Man, Downtown, Musical Snuff Box, I'm Surfing, Can I Pawn My Teeth to You, You Look Marvelous, I Got it from Agnes, California Kind of Guy, Orange County, Would I Fly to You, Squirrel Nuts, Just a Big Ego, Candy Wrapper Aug 4, 1985
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WRESTLING: We are the Worms, Chicken Song, Chicken Wing Song, Metal Head, Let's Call in Sick, Tape Player Song, Control Control Data, That Old Black Magic, I Like to Hurt People, Captain Lou, Heart Throb, Andre the Giant, Marvin, Rapping Duke Apr 28, 1985
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YIN & YAN INTERVIEW: If, Stomping Through Your Januaries, It's In The Book, You're Not The Only Pebble On The Beach, Put The Bone In Mar 21, 1976
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YOU 1219: We celebrate you this week - more than 20 songs with "you" in the title. We also tip our demented hat to Mother, and say farewell to George "Goober" Lindsey with some rare items. This show is rated PG-13 - one s-word (on the uncensored "Life Sucks - Then You Die," on the show for the first time), and some sexual references. The bonus track by Tim Minchin is for open-minded adults only! May 12, 2012
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You Have to be Slightly Crazy to be on the Radio, Green Door, I Had but 50 Cents, Smut, Biggest Parakeets in Town, Skinny Dipping, Nellie the Nudist Queen, Don't Bogart Me, Jungle Boogie, Springtime for Hitler, Highly Illogical, Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati Aug 31, 1975
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YOUR SONGS: Monster Hash, Beans, Oops I Farted Again, Five Years, Bar Trek, Class of 2000, Harry's Jockstrap, Boy Named Sue, Tubular Boobular, Birdhouse in your Soul, I Like your Skin, What's the Ugliest Part of your Body, Viagra in the Waters, Chainsaw Juggler, Whistle Stop, Devil Went to Jamaica Oct 1, 2000
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ZAPPA TRIBUTE KMET part 1: many songs by Frank Zappa & the Mothers of Invention, plus interviews with Wild Man Fischer and Jerry Samuels (Napoleon XIV) May 11, 1980
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ZAPPA TRIBUTE part 2: the all-time Frank Zappa top ten, plus the regular top ten for this week May 11, 1980
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ZOO PART 2 1434: What is Africa's most dangerous and deadly large animal (excluding man)? It's not a lion or a gorilla. Find out on this week's show! Also tigers, apes, monkeys, frogs, toads, Yogi, Rocky, and that other Rocky. Aug 23, 2014
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ZOO: Internet Man, Obscene Phone Bust, What Would Brian Boitano Do?, We Love Barney Fife, Boyfriend Song, Living Libido Loca, Worst of the Town, Baby Snakes, Gnu Song, Pandas, Nellie the Elephant, 99 Dead Baboons, Fish Heads Aug 1, 1999
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ZOOS AND CIRCUSES 2208: Today I have songs about zoos and circuses, especially the animals we go there to see. (They may be in cages, unfortunately, but the songs are free!) Also, for the week after Valentine's day, a few funny songs about love that's passed its best-by date. Stream the show now at www.drdemento.com ! Feb 19, 2022
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Zorro, Obese Man, It's in the Book, Desecration Rag, Napoleon, Mother Goose's Wine, Need a Little Sugar in my Bowl, Temptation, Them Poems, Harry the Hairy Ape, I'm Against It, Psychedelic Love, Rats in my Room May 18, 1975
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