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DICKIE GOODMAN INTERVIEW 8125: Battle of Kookamunga, Singing in the Bathtub, Listening to the Flowers Grow, My Baby's Got Rabies, I Know What Boys Like, Mr. Jaws, Flying Saucer, Watergrate, Harry's Jockstrap, Lonesome Cowboy Burt, I Used to Work in Chicago, Bubbling Brain Cells, Shaddup You Face Jun 21, 1981
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"I LIKE" SONGS 0803: Songs about what we like (and hate)...food, sports, sex, animals, you name it. They help define who we are. Jan 20, 2008
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"WEIRD AL" INTERVIEW:Our in-studio guest this week is the man himself, the most popular artist in the entire history of the Dr Demento Show, the king of modern-day funnymusic, Mr. "Weird Al" Yankovic! Al will be premiering his latest CD, "Straight Outta Lynwood" and telling us all about how it was made. We'll also have a nasty new song about the film industry, a pirate song or two,and a fine set of songs by the amazing Logan Whitehurst. Sep 24, 2006
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"WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC: "Weird Al" Interview, Amish Paradise, Take Me Down, The Alternative Polka, Mar 10, 1996
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(part 1) Leader of the Bland, Eskimo, Put Down Your Cigarette, I Love my Cat's Meow, My Girl's Pussy, Tale of the Cheese, Chicken Wings, Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television, Muleskinner Blues, Campus Rules, Wines/Jack, Hit by a Car, Outside the Hospital, Little More Gauze Mar 27, 1983
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(part 2) ARTHUR GODFREY TRIBUTE: Ballad of Bloody Guts, Peeping Tom, Steve Spielberg Give me Some of Your Money, Ballad of Scott Ehrlich, Pretty and the Wolf, Star Turn on 45, I'm a Lonely Little Petunia in an Onion Patch, St. James Infirmary, What Noise Annoys a Noisy Oyster, I Love you Because You're Fat, Dentist Mar 27, 1983
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(part one) DODGERS Song, Redneck Hippie Romance, Food, Cranky Old Yank, Nature Boy, Three Blind Jellyfish, Smog Bound, Dedicated Undertaker, Don't Touch me There, Three Little Pigs, Like a Dribbling Fram, Sunday Funnies, Skateboard Convoy, Narrow Gauge Blues, Barnacle Bill the Sailor Jul 24, 1977
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(part two) FATHER GUIDO SARDUCCI INTERVIEW: Purple People Eater, Wobblin Gobblin, European Speaks up for the U.S., Ford/Hoover Comparisons, Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung, Hospitality Blues, Bound for the Promised Land, Brain Damage, Gunga Didn't, Beatles Reunion, Pencil Neck Geek, Small Busted Women Jul 24, 1977
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0831 CHICKENS: We celebrate chickens this week. We haven't done that in awhile and I was amazed at how many chicken songs there are in the Archives. Many of the best and one or two of the worst are here. Our online-only rarities segment (near the end of the show this time) has still more chicken songs, including an out-of-print Bruce Springsteen song and a Dennis Weaver rarity. Aug 3, 2008
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0832 DOGS: We celebrate the Dog Days of summer 2008 by letting 23 of our favorite dog songs run free (plus two flea songs). Also, here once again is our currently most-requested hard-to-find song, the original "I Like" by Heathen Dan. Aug 10, 2008
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100TH ANNIVERSARY OF OLDEST RECORDING: songs from every decade of dementia from the 1880's through the 1980's! Oct 2, 1988
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100TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE PHONOGRAPH (part 1): Winestoned Plowboy, Mary Had a Little Lamb, Burglar's Experience, Sleighride Party, Uncle Josh on a Street Car, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Fire Bird, Frankfurter Sandwiches, Stinko the Narc, 50 Ways to Make a Hit Record, Crazy Blues, Crossroad Blues Nov 27, 1977
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100TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE PHONOGRAPH (part 2): Fireman Cowboy, Water Song, Voyeur, Everybody Wants a Little Peace, Metronews Interview, Blue Yodel, Shiek of Araby, This is Stereo, Six White Horses, Beatles Christmas 1965, Step Right Up, Our Old Friend Dr. D, Chicken Song, Forward into the Past Nov 27, 1977
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10TH ANNIVERSARY (part 1): original theme song, Memories Rock Salad, Train Kept Rollin', interviews with Frank Zappa & Doodles Weaver, #1 songs from 1971-1975 Mar 15, 1981
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10TH ANNIVERSARY (part 2): Larry Groce, Tom Waits, Bette Midler, Fred Blassie, Devo, & George Carlin interviews, #1 songs from 1976-1980; SPECIAL BONUS: Mike Harrison interview with Sulu Mar 15, 1981
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10TH ANNIVERSARY LIVE AT THE COUNTRY CLUB (part 1): Glenn Super, Damaskas, Doodles Weaver, Ogden Edsl (PART OF RECORDING IS DEFECTIVE) (MONO ONLY) Mar 21, 1981
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10TH ANNIVERSARY LIVE AT THE COUNTRY CLUB (part 2): Temple City Kazoo Orchestra, Sulu, Willio & Phillio, Rose & The Arrangement, Tom T-Bone Stankus, Barnes & Barnes, Weird Al Yankovic (MONO ONLY) Mar 21, 1981
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1507 VALENTINE'S DAY: Demented discs for Chinese New Year and President's Day...and over an hour of silly love songs for Valentine's Day, with only four very special ones repeated from last year's Valentine's show. Feb 14, 2015
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15TH ANNIVERSARY: Weird Al, Barnes & Barnes, & others live in studio; many interviews and past show highlights replayed; recap of year-end #1 songs Oct 20, 1985
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1644 HALLOWEEN: Here's Part Two of this year's Halloween scaryfest...creepy classics and new stuff too. Monster Mash (and the story behind it), Dinner With Drac, Me And My Mummy, With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm and lots more. Bonus: the new record holder for shortest song in the history of the Billboard pop charts. Special Bonus: no election songs! (One candidate is mentioned in passing). Oct 29, 2016
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1971 KPPC SALADS: No announcements from the Doc, but a collection of medleys he assembled in 1971, on the following topics: Another Openin'..., Tie Me Kangaroo Down..., Haunted House..., Wine, Education, Music Music Music..., At The Hop..., While I Dream..., Guitar Feb 15, 1971
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1971/LIVE ON KLSX: A retrospective of the year 1971, plus current/classic songs too...I Like, Pet Shop, Dead Cicada, Robert Hilburn, Tax Day, Punish the People, Flying Saucers, Vasectomy, Ajaz Liquor Store, Lonesome Cowboy Burt, I Think We'e all Bozos, Insane & the Brain, South Park Junkie, Star Wars Cantina Apr 12, 1998
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1975 KMET top 50 (#25 to #1) Dec 28, 1975
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1975 KMET top 50 (#50 to #26) (tape distortion during beginning of show) Dec 28, 1975
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1978 FUNNY 25! Dec 31, 1978
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1983 FLASHBACK LIVE ON KLSX! Earthquake Song, Day after Day, Cyber No No, In the Closet, Rodeo Song, Wet Dream, Birthday Cake Polka, Smells like Camp Granada, Jungle Boogie, Boogie in your Butt, New York New York, Ricky, Smoke two Joints, Ballad of William Robinson, We are the Worms, Smoke-off Apr 26, 1998
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1988 FUNNY 25 COUNTDOWN! Jan 1, 1989
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1989 FUNNY 25 COUNTDOWN! Dec 31, 1989
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2002 RADIO MORNING SHOWS: A topic we haven't covered before - Demented Hits from Radio Morning Shows. There've been a ton of them - "The Devil Went to Jamaica," "Squirrels" and "We Love Barney Fife" for starters. Some surprises too. Our historical recap of The Years of Dementia reaches 1971 - an offhand guess I made that year about the show's future would come very true eight years later. Jan 11, 2020
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2007 HALLOWEEN- 0742 Calling all ghosts, goblins, witches, warlocks, ghouls, zombies, vampires, monsters and creepy creatures of every kind...it's Halloween time again on the Dr. Demento Show! This episode is dedicated to the late Bobby "Boris" Pickett, and includes an interview with Bobby from the fall of 2006. Oct 21, 2007
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25th ANNIVERSARY OF NATIONAL SHOW: Jerry Springer, Singing in the Bathtub, I'm Dead, Adolescent Rant, Fishing Worms, I Lobster but Never Flounder, Walleye, Dr. Demento Show #1, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Riot in Boogie, Clarence Nash interview, School Cafeteria, Dr. Demento Song, Five Years, Phantom Medley, Saga Begins Jul 11, 1999
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25th ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL: Dr. D., Dr. Demento Theme Song (KPPC), With many different celebrity interviews Oct 8, 1995
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25th TRIBUTE to ELVIS PRESLEY: Elvis Imitator,The Elvis Blues,Are you Lonesome tonight (laughing version) Aug 11, 2002
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3-mile Island Beatles, Civilization, Alley Oop, Dead Frogs, When I was a Lad, I'm the Slime, Ikey & Mikey, Eggplant that Ate Chicago, Religion & Politics, Senator Fish Face, Rubber Room, Split Level Head, Hello DJ, 3 Drunk Newts, Fat Man's Prayer, Pencil Neck Geek Jun 10, 1979
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30,000 Pounds of Bananas, Abe Snake for President, Temptation, Bicentennial, How Dry I Am, Martini, Was I, Doobie Doobie Hen, Wasn't That a Mighty Day, How Lovely Cooks the Meat, Ballad of Thunder Road, Little More Gauze, Highly Illogical, Junk Food Junkie Mar 28, 1976
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40TH ANNIVERSARY 1041: Our 40th anniversary show features 35 of the show's greatest hits, complete and uninterrupted, with Dr Demento's stories about how the show began, grew, and evolved. Nearly 2 1/2 hours of great Demented entertainment! Oct 9, 2010
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4TH JULY 06: To celebrate the Fourth of July, here's Dr. Demento's annual All-American Show. We'll celebrate outdoor barbecues, beer, mosquitoes, fire ants,Elvis, and Captain Jack in this free-wheeling funny music extravaganza. Other highlights include "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" (the show's #1 song of 2006 thus far), "Pukin' In The Parkin' Lot" and "Hot Jewish Chicks." Jul 2, 2006
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50 YEARS OF DEMENTIA (KSAN version) part 1: 1931-1955 Jun 1, 1980
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50 YEARS OF DEMENTIA (KSAN version) part 2: 1956-1980 Jun 1, 1980
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50 YEARS OF DEMENTIA part 1: 1931-1955 May 4, 1980
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50 YEARS OF DEMENTIA part 2: 1956-1980 May 4, 1980
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50 YEARS OF DEMENTIA PART ONE: 1925-1948 (MONO ONLY) Jun 16, 1974
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50 YEARS OF DEMENTIA PART TWO: 1949-1974 (MONO ONLY) Jun 16, 1974
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92 Funny 25 Dec 27, 1992
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93 Funny 25 Dec 26, 1993
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A CAPPELLA 1302: Songs about winter snows, Eskimos, and the gluteus maximus...plus an hour of a cappella Dementia (no instruments allowed!) Even Dr. D's announcements are a cappella this week. Jan 12, 2013
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A Cappella Dementia Nov 29, 1992
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A CAPPELLA PART 2 1320: All musical instruments are banned from the second half of this show, as we further explore the Demented side of a cappella. (How did that car horn get in there?) More than a dozen requests in the first half. Rated PG-13 (except for the bonus track). (For more a cappella Dementia check out our 1-12-13 show). May 18, 2013
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A DRUG: Caffeine, The Coffee Song, Too Much Coffee, Proper Cup of Coffee Feb 26, 2006
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A Little More Gauze, Barnacle Bill #2, Little Orley, Gloomy Sunday, Let's Do It Dec 8, 1974
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Admiral's Daughter, Hokum Smokum, Serenade to a Jerk, How Many Burps, Pine Top's Boogie Woogie, Everybody Wants my Fanny Dec 15, 1974
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ADVERTISING PART 2 1828: Here comes Part Two of our most requested special topic this year - Advertising! Funny commercials, real and satiric, and songs inspired by commercials. Lots of outrages in the first hour, too! Jul 14, 2018
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ADVERTISING: Guitar Comics, Sympathy for George Lucas, 1955, Walk on the Kosher Side, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Commercials on 45, Billboard Song, Bear Whiz Beer, Mrs. Fletcher, Sales Pitch, I Like You, I Got Crabs from Darth Vader Jul 10, 2005
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ADVERTISING: One Hen, Dairy Farm Girl, School Cafeteria, Lunch Lady Land, Roommate Song, Roommate from Hell, Shoehorn with Teeth, Suspenders, Telephone Man, DOA, Stretching the Imagination, Bun & Run, Final Record Offer, Truth in Advertising, Harv Kirshner, Husky Boy Toilet Tissue, Sex in Commercials, Me like Hockey, Smoke Off Jan 19, 2003
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AFRICAN MUSIC: Fast Food, Frontal Lobotomy, Doctor of Dementia, Moustache Song, Clean Song, Machines, Split Level Head, Elephant Hunting Song, Zulu Warrior, Shango, Grazing in the Grass, Mo Money, Things we do on Sunday, Football Rap, Tumbling Tumbleweeds, Country Music is Here to Stay, Friends, Bras on 45, 12 Days of Christmas Dec 12, 1982
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AIRPLANES 2241: Today I offer a blast from the past - a show never before available online. My special topic is aviation -- funny flying songs from "Snoopy Vs. the Red Baron" to "Fly On a Plane" plus "The Vatican Rag," "Heaven Is for Presbyterians" and "Napster Crimes: Metallika Put Me In Jail." Stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Oct 8, 2022
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AIRPLANES 8329: Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette, Blister in the Sun, Boobs a Lot, Bowlegged Woman, Nose Job, Gumby, Mr. Wizard & Timmy, It Came from Outer Space, I Write the Songs, I Found a Peach, Never Swat a Fly, My Pink Half of the Drainpipe, My Body the Car, Airplane Song, Come Josephine in my Flying Machine, Lucky Lindy, I Lost my Heart on a 747, Scotsman, Bras on 45 Jul 17, 1983
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AIRPLANES: are our topic this week, featuring "PMS Airlines," "Heavin' On A Jet Plane" and other songs and comedy you won't hear on any airline's headsets. Also "A Pervert's Life," "Party In My Pants" and the 40th anniversary of "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!" Jul 23, 2006
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AIRPLANES: Jesus Loves Me but He Can't Stand You, Phony Valentine Blues, Along Came Larry, Sidewalk Surfing, Let's Make Love in a Microwave, Electricity, '90's Philosopher, Motorcycle Song, Trapped in an Elevator with a Mime, I Remember the Night, Ajax Airlines, Heaving on a Jet Plane, Come Josephine in my Flying Machine, I Lost my Heart on a 747, No Smoking, Boy I Work with, Baby Zone, Shaving Cream Sep 1, 1991
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AIRPLANES: We are the Champions, Lottery, Surfer Joe, I'm not Home Right Now, Autumn in New York, Lear Jet Song, Rubber Biscuit, TINY TIM PROFILE, October in Oxnard, Existential Blues, Born in East L.A. (MONO ONLY) Oct 6, 1985
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ALCOHOL 0820: A salute to America's favorite drug - Alcohol. Booze in all its forms has inspired countless songs, from the serious to the silly, including many fine comedy songs which we sample this week. Our bonus segment for online listeners includes "Fisting the Sheep" (parental discretion advised) and others we probably won't be playing on the radio anytime soon. May 18, 2008
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ALCOHOL 1216: This week we have 19 songs about America's favorite drug - alcohol! A huge variety of musical and comedic styles, from The Doors to Gid Tanner and his Skillet Lickers. In the first hour, some amazing and provocative songs about religion and politics, among other things. Language alert: the highly irreverent song from The Book of Mormon in the first hour, and "Beer" by the Asylum Street Spankers in the second. Apr 21, 2012
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ALCOHOL 1532: Our topic is the drug called alcohol...one of the world's oldest medicines. It produces lots of pleasure, lots of pain, and has inspired lots of humor. Here are 28 alcohol anthems, all by request! Aug 8, 2015
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ALCOHOL 1541: Alcohol has inspired more funny songs than all other drugs put together. Whether you're a tippler or a teetotaler, we've got plenty of liquid laughs this week! Also Stan Freberg's Columbus saga, "The Faucet's On Fire" and a new Audio Torture Chamber. Oct 10, 2015
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ALCOHOL 1910: An all-new show with a familiar topic - alcohol. It's inspired songwriters for millenia, bringing forth thousands of sad songs and funny songs (you can guess which kind I'll be playing!) You'll be riotously entertained, even if you never touch the stuff. Mar 9, 2019
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ALCOHOL 2123: Today's show features funny songs about alcohol. It's pleasant, it's dangerous, and it mixes well with music, so there are naturally a lot of songs about it, and some of them are Demented! I'll also preview the new vinyl album featuring legendary comedian Jonathan Winters. www.drdemento.com Jun 5, 2021
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ALCOHOL 2331: This week we have a blast from the past -- and I do mean a blast! The subject is alcohol. A serious subject, but it has inspired innumerable funny songs. You'll hear a bunch of the best and a few of the worst ones when you stream this week's show at www.drdemento.com. Aug 5, 2023
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ALCOHOL II 1915: Here's the promised sequel to our March 9 festival of funny drinking songs. Plenty of hilarity, even if you don't imbibe! Tattoos and tomatoes too (and a few naughty words). Apr 13, 2019
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ALCOHOL II: Istanbul, Rose Don't Bang on the Piano, Chug-a-lug, 9 Coronas, Cocktails for Two, What I Like About Booze, In Heaven There is no Beer, Hangover Mar 10, 2002
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ALCOHOL PART 2 2125: For various reasons, alcohol has inspired an enormous number of songs, including many very funny songs! Here are some more great ones I didn't get to two weeks ago. Also a set for Father's Day. Jun 19, 2021
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ALCOHOL PART 2: Crusher, Eggplant ate Chicago, Guitarzan, Bertha Butt Boogie, Flushed from the Bathroom of your Heart, No Nose Jobs, I like Beer, Save the Beer, Irish Drinking Song, Glorious, Piano has been Drinking, Hangover, Little Bits and Pieces, Stealing like a Hobbit, Sirius Black May 23, 2004
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ALCOHOL PART 3 1237: Here's the third and final installment of our Alcohol Alphabet, with songs and comedy in a huge range of styles, all the way from Fred Astaire to Bubbles and the Shit Rockers. Many all time faves and also things I haven't played lately (if ever). Also a little tribute to Rollin Sullivan, who was Oscar of Lonzo & Oscar. Parental guidance: one f-word in "Liquor and Whores," plus frequent depictions of alcohol abuse. (note: Parts 1 and 2 of the Alcohol Alphabet are on the shows dated April 21 and June 16, 2012). Sep 15, 2012
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ALCOHOL: 500 Miles, What I like about Booze, Eat me I'm Danish, Riddler, Stalking, Trial of the Century, Born to be Wild, There was a Fungus among us, Hell I'd Go, Three Jolly Coachmen, Gentry's Gin, In Heaven There is no Beer, I'm a Squid, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist Aug 6, 1995
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ALCOHOL: A Pub With No Beer, The Alcoholic Blues, The Beerhunter, Sweet Transvestite Sep 19, 1999
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ALCOHOL: Ballad of Big Buffet, Moose Goosers, Romping Through the Swamp, Turning Japanese, Japanese Jurassic Park, Save the Beer, Viagra in the Waters Mar 3, 2002
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ALCOHOL: Coffee Song, Stinky Breath, Rubber Duckie, Sweet Transvestite, Cocktails for Two, What I like About Booze, Chug-a-lug, Gentry's Gin, Nine Coronas, Hangover, Yoda, Boot to the Head May 20, 1990
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ALCOHOL: Cubs Win World Series, Here's Your Sign, Mama Rap, Stormtroopers are People Too, Old Pacific Sea, Fax Me a Beer, On the Shoulders of Freaks May 25, 1997
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ALCOHOL: Star Wars Cantina, Beer, It was a Very Good Beer Apr 23, 2006
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ALCOHOL: Tie me Kangaroo Down Sport, Mammal, Taco Grande, Making Love in a Subaru, Chocolate Chip Cookies, Red Rubber Checks, Punks Get off the Grass, Your 15 Minutes are up, They Don't Make Nun Names, I Palindrome I, Chug-a-lug, Martini, I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of me, 9 Coronas, Ren & Stimpy Apr 26, 1992
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ALCOHOL: What I Like About Booze, 90's Song, Gentry's Gin, Beer is Better Than Women, Sirius Black May 16, 2004
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ALIENS & UFO'S: Domino Death, Bim Bam Boom, If I Were a Rich Man, Graviportal Polka, Nothing Compares to You, Old Dead Animal Skin House, I Don't Eat Animals, Redneck Woman, Mr. Spaceman, Flying Saucer, It Came from Outer Space, Martian Boogie, This is Ponderous, Oh Vlade, Do the Claw, Dead Puppies Jun 2, 1991
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ALIENS & UFO'S: Intergalactic Laxative, Martian Hop, Moral Majority, Inbred, Barbie Don't Love Ken Anymore, Hey Batman, Go Go Pogo, Down on the Electronic Farm, Galaxy Song, Flying Saucer, It Came from Outer Space, Little Space Girl, I Saw Elvis in a UFO, Religion & Politics, Spock Rap, Adam West Jun 25, 1989
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ALIENS & UFO's: Send The Marines, Earth Girls Are Easy, The Flying Saucer (part 1&2), Aliens Really Stink Sep 25, 2005
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ALIENS 2020: Our topic today is aliens. Fascinating creatures, whose shape and size is limited only by our imagination! We also remember Little Richard, Florian Schneider and Jerry Stiller. May 16, 2020
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Aliens 92 Sep 27, 1992
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ALIENS AND UFO'S 0923: Our subject this time is Aliens and UFO's - our most complete investigation ever of that Hot Topic, with eight more extraterrestrial excursions in the bonus segment (most of those have never been uploaded before). Other highlights include our first new track in awhile from Henry Phillips, and an Arctic adventure with England's Mighty Boosh. Jun 7, 2009
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ALIENS/OUTER SPACE 2212: This week we have an all-new show with a popular topic - Aliens & Outer Space. The first hour features nautical Dementia including some bawdy old sea chanteys, plus a good 'n bloody chantey written and sung by Josh Turner and Carson McKee when they were in high school! Stream it now at www.drdemento.com. Mar 19, 2022
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ALIENS/UFO'S: Martian Boogie, Sci-fi Film, Whalin, I Saw Elvis in a UFO, Grandma's Spending Christmas with the Superstars, Flying Saucer, 8 Foot 2 Solid Blue, They're Here, Hell I'd Go, Stairway to Heaven, Flying Saucer Rock & Roll, Slime Creatures from Outer Space, Hard Time to be a Man, Girl with 3 Blue Eyes, Martian Hop, Galaxy Song, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Time for Killing Barney, Bedrock Anthem Nov 28, 1993
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ALL AMERICAN 2127: Celebrating the Fourth of July with an all-American show! Stan Freberg, Frank Zappa, Weird Al, Spike Jones, Allan Sherman, Mel Brooks, the Hoosier Hot Shots, David Peel and the Lower East Side, and my choice for a new National Anthem -- one you can actually sing! Streamable now at drdemento.com. Jul 3, 2021
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ALL AMERICAN: 10 Coronas, Battle of Kookamunga, Shot Heard Round the World, 7-11, Mr. Popeil, Man Song, 18 Wheels on a Big Rig, Wolf Creek Pass, Pull my Finger, No I Don't Wanna do That, Whiskey for Breakfast, Glory Glory Paranoia, Man Can't be too Careful What he Signs these Days, Grandma vs. Crusher, All Collision All Explosion, Ode to my Car, Amish Paradise Jun 30, 1996
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ALL AMERICAN: Don't Touch That, Squashed Bugs, New Jersey, Yahoo Resort, They Drive me Brady, Interstate is Coming Through my Out House, Fried Chicken, Coleslaw, My Dog Ate Nolan Ryan, Van Lingle Mungo, Saturday Night Fish Fry, Beer Gut, Cow Patti, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Kick Ass U.S.A. Jul 5, 1992
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ALL REQEST 07: OK, listeners -- this one's all yours! For the first time in awhile, it's an all-request Dr. Demento show. Along with the hits there are some nice rarities including "Elevator To Menswear," "The Raccoon Song," and "Abdul Abulbul Amir" (ask your grandparents about that one!) Jan 14, 2007
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ALL REQUEST SHOW 1994: Living in a Mobile Home, Shaddup You Face, Woodpeckers from Space, Stairway to Heaven Feb 27, 1994
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ALL REQUEST: K-mart Blues, Bookshop, Bilbo Baggins, Eric the Awful, Sensitive New-age Guys, Power Tools, Bill Clinton Song, Funky Gibbon, Hit me with your Rhythm Stick, Bras on 45, Disco Toilet, When I was Your Age, Plastic Jesus, One Meatball, Fax me a Beer, Ren & Stimpy, Smells like Nirvana May 3, 1992
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ALL REQUESTS: I'm a Nut, Psycho Chicken, Totally Nude, Lizzie Borden, Zilch, Rapping Nerd, When I Was a Lad, Wolf Creek Pass, Gumby, Nose Job, Funky Gibbon, Civilization, My Dingaling, Burning Down the Cartoon House, Marvin, Rock me Jerry Lewis May 4, 1986
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ALL REQUESTS: Little Eeefin' Annie, Since They Stole the Spitton, Was I?, Duck's Yas Yas, Tribute to Dr. Demento, Davy's Dinght, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow Mar 9, 1975
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ALL REQUESTS: Loving You is Surfing You, Bicycle Seat, Rock me Jerry Lewis, I Want my Baby Back, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Hockey Song, Beer Hunter, Bruces, Spam, Mother Nature, Baby Snakes, Worms, Answering Machine, Wet Dream, Kill the Wabbit, Ode to my Car Feb 16, 1997
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ALL REQUESTS: Lumberjack Song, Jar Song, I'm a Boinger, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Walter Wart the Freaky Frog, N.F.L., Chalk Dust, Learn How to Drive, Elvis is Everywhere, When Harpo Played his Harp, Santa Baby, You're Ugly, Beastie Wrap, Scotsman, Ballad of Irving Sep 27, 1987
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ALL REQUESTS: Shaddup your Face, Send me to Glory in a Glad Bag, Get a Haircut Dad, Ten Little Bottles, Spy Hard, Nuts, Banana Love, Phantom Wind Breaker, Mr. Jaws, Cadillac Heaven, It's a Gas, Warm Leatherette, Do the Picard, Homecoming Queen's got a Gun, Amish Paradise Jun 9, 1996
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ALL REQUESTS: Sister Mary Elephant, Nun Names, Cinderella, Last Blast of the Bugler, Burning Down the Cartoon House, Illegal Smile, MTA, Irish Ballad, Hooty Sapperticker, I Want my Baby Back, Popcorn Sack, Jack the Ripper, Chiller, Pac-Man Fever, Elements, My Girlfriend is Inflatable, Surfin' Bird, Contra Rap Feb 19, 1989
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ALL REQUESTS: So Long Mom, Roger Boom, Ape Call, With her Head Tucked Under her Arm, It's Hot, Heaving on a Jet Plane, Little Man, Ding Dong Daddy, I Like, Hey Jude, I Dream of Brownie, Mexican Radio, Classical Medley, Harder than your Husband, I Like Food, Pencil Neck Geek, Bagpipes, Rock and Roll Doctor Aug 28, 1983
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ALL TIME FAVORITES 2220: For today's show I asked people to request their all-time favorite Demented songs - and what a wonderful weird mixture of songs you came up with! Everything from Dog Breath and Smut to Sneaky Snake and Dueling Tubas! You can stream that show any day starting today at drdemento.com. May 14, 2022
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ALL-AMERICAN 0927: Here's our traditional All-American show for the Fourth of July - ka-BOOOM! Lots of good old red-white-and-blue American dementia, plus a few that needle our wonderful country a little bit (freedom of speech, and all!) This show has the revised version of Baldbox's "U.S. F'n A" (did you know they left out a whole state the first time?) plus Seamonkey's fragrant spoof of "Boom Boom Pow." The bonus tracks survey America's ambivalent attitudes towards our land's first citizens (warning, pervasive stereotypes). Jul 5, 2009
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ALL-AMERICAN 1027: Our annual All-American show for Independence Day. Songs about religion, politics, farm life, baseball, beer, sex, guns and cowboys. Rarities include the original flip side of Thorndike Pickledish's "Walter Wart," withdrawn in 1966 as too controversial. Parental note: the Willie Nelson song has one unbleeped f-word; lots of explicit content in the bonus tracks. Jul 3, 2010
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ALL-AMERICAN 1127: Here's our annual All-American show for 2011. All kinds of amazingly American music & comedy for your Fourth of July celebration. Plus our tributes to Wild Man Fischer (with an interview in the bonus tracks, never before broadcast outside L.A.) and Red Blanchard, the zany DJ who launched Nervous Norvus' career. A few cuss words (Baldbox, Richard Cheese) and a bit of gruesome (Sufjan Stevens). Jul 2, 2011
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ALL-AMERICAN 1427: We celebrate the Fourth of July (The Sequel) with our annual All-American show. Weird Al (as Sir Isaac Newton), Albert Brooks (rewriting the National Anthem), After Ever After (The Sequel), The Lone Ranger revisited, The Wild One, and the amazing Ray Jessel. Jul 5, 2014
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ALL-AMERICAN 1527: Our new All-American show (actually debuting on July 4 this year!) ranges from the historical to the hysterical, with a special nod to the Supreme Court. The bonus tracks are definitely not for the kids; the rest of the show is PG-13. Jul 4, 2015
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ALL-AMERICAN 1726: As the Fourth draws near, we celebrate with our annual All-American Dr. Demento show for 2017 - two hours of mad music and crazy comedy about this crazy place most of us live in! Rated PG-13. Jul 1, 2017
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ALL-AMERICAN 9927: Truck Driving Song, Something to Shoot, I Feel Like I'm Fixing To Die, Paul Revere, Chug a Lug, To Anacreon in Heaven, Flaming Youth, Mother Nature, 24 Hours a Day, Albequerque, Like Pink but not Quite, Toast, Phantom Medley Jul 4, 1999
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ALL-AMERICAN: Stars & Stripes Forever, Mother Nature, Telephone Tag, Like a Suburban Drone, Back from the Shadows, Be Kind to your Web-Footed Friends, Green Garden Hose, To Anacreon in Heaven, Library, Coming Back for More, Sound Off, Mr. Custer, Kick Ass U.S.A., Up Jurassic Park Jul 4, 1993
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ALL-TIME FUNNY 25 1927: And here's the All-Time Funny 25! The most requested songs and stories in the 49-year history of the Dr. Demento Show, counted down from #25 to Number One. (A few extras are heard at the start of the show). Jul 6, 2019
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ALL-TIME Greats 0725 :Among the greatest novelty record artists of all time, Stan Freberg made his mark in the 1950s with devastating spoofs of rock 'n roll music. After that he moved on to other things, but fans have never stopped wishing Stan would use his comic genius to lampoon later pop music trends. Now, The Great Luke Ski, devoted hip-hop historian and a superb parodist in his own right, has created his own Freberg-style skewering of rap music in his ten-minute sketch called "MC Freberg." This show also features a half hour of songs about God. No evangelism here, and no disrespect either...just one brilliant comedy song or sketch after another, each using the name of God in the title in its own way. Jun 24, 2007
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ALL-TIME TOP 25 (aired in one-song segments, not as a single complete broadcast) Sep 11, 1995
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ALLAN SHERMAN & DANNY KAYE: Chicken Dick's Chicken Sticks, Beep Beep, Scream & Wine, Tip Toe Through the Tulips, Three Months Late, Steamroller, Bikini Full of Trouble, Michael Jackson's new Album, Star Trek Polka, Dead Yuppies, Pop Hates the Beatles, Lox, Fig Leaves are Falling, Tubby the Tuba, Dodgers Song, Yoda, Ronnie's Rap, Let's Blow up the Tow Truck Apr 5, 1987
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ALLAN SHERMAN INTERVIEW: My Daughter, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, Toss Another Shrimp on the Barbie, Demented News, One on the Right is on the Left, Roger Boom, Yum Yum Tree, Stand up for Earth, Allan Sherman Interview, Hello Mudduh Hello Fadduh, Harvey & Sheila, End of a Symphony, Pass the Udder Udder, Jeffrey Dahmer Polka Mar 22, 1992
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ALLAN SHERMAN PROFILE: Fat Friends, California Kid, Chicken Song, One Game at a Time, Hot Rod Lincoln, Polkadot Undies, Don't Mess with the Mayor, Roaches, David Crockett, Sara Jackman, Lox, Hello Mudduh Hello Fadduh, Fig Leaves are Falling, Do the Watusi, Life in the Slaw Lane Jul 20, 1986
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ALLAN SHERMAN PROFILE: We are the Now-tones, Johnny Cash, Pink Pills for Pale People, Duncan, Cocaine Decisions, Do it on the Floor, On the 5:15, Silicon Valley Guy, Rye Whiskey, Satchel and a Seck, Sarah Jackman, Hello Muddah Hello Faddah, Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Pop Hates the Beatles, I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of me, Harry's Jockstrap, Yoda Jun 26, 1983
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Alley Oop, Come up and See me Sometime, Yokohama Mama, Parents Song, Tom Tom the Piper's Son, Cockfight, Cheese Boogie Deluxe, Everyone Says I Love You, Cheepness, Buggy Boogie Woogie, Loving Me, You Went the Wrong Way Old King Louie, I Want My Baby Back, Spam Oct 12, 1975
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ALTERNATE LIFESTYLES: Chucky Cheese Hell, Star Wars Mania, Yard Sale, Louie Louie, Light my Fire, My Father's Top Drawer, Freckle Song, That's Mathematics, Math Sucks, Still Gonna Die, Old Dogs, I Wish I Was a Lesbian, Gay Parade, Since my Baby Turned Gay, I Kissed a Girl, Use the Force, Phantom Medley (MONO ONLY) Jun 20, 1999
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ALTERNATE LIFESTYLES: Flying Saucer '97, UFO, Online Religion, Music Sex & Cookies, Little Toot, Alvin's Chipmunk Band, Black Dog, Stairway to Heaven, Answering Machine, I Kissed a Girl, Leaping, I Wish I was a Lesbian, Eskimo, Gay Parade, Some of my Best Friends are Straight, Kinko the Clown, Ode to my Car, Cows with Guns Aug 31, 1997
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ALTERNATE VERSION PART 2 1438: By popular demand, it's another all-new episode of Alternate Versions of Demented Hits! Sep 20, 2014
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ALTERNATE VERSIONS 1418: By request we have some Alternate Versions of Demented Hits this week - crazy covers, original versions, and other new ways of hearing old Demented classics! Plus lots of surprises in the first hour. May 3, 2014
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ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLES: Teeth Clenched, Alien Jam, Everybody's Queer, Lesbians on TV Apr 9, 2006
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Alvin for President, Peanut Butter, I Don't Want to Get Thin, Chicken Fat, Put the Bone in, Any Ice Today Lady, Skateboard Riding, Song of the Sewer, Dodgers Song, Donald Where's Your Trousers, Fonz Song, When I'm Cleaning Windows, Snatch and Grab it, Beep Beep, Let it all Hang Out Aug 22, 1976
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Amazing Man, Bad Attitude, I Got a Wife, Spam, Ape Call, Yesterday, Song with a Peal, Jeremiah Peabody, Rocky Meets Moose, Bo Diddley, I Wanna Kiss Her, 99 Dead Baboons, Siamese Cat Song, Love Polka #9, Boogie in your Butt, Libya oh Libya, Existential Blues Feb 16, 1986
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Amazing Man, Nashville Katz, Woody Woodpecker, Kids, Candy Man Blues, Ringo for President, Disc Jockey Blues, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Wonderful Wino, Hippity Hop, Earache my Eye, Fish Heads, My Dead Dog Rover, King Tut Nov 5, 1978
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AMERICA 1326: This year our Fourth of July show has an hour of Demented songs about America and Americans. The first hour includes a new "unplugged" performance of "Eat It" by Weird Al, plus another recently rediscovered Allan Sherman parody and some great new songs about gaming. Note: "Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly...." and "U.S. F-in A." have brief explicit language. Jun 29, 2013
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AMERICA 1826: Our Fourth of July show this year is light on the explosions but strong on Mad Music and Crazy Comedy with America as the subject. A wide variety of viewpoints as you might expect...and the Top Ten too. Note: the George Carlin, Stephen Lynch, Baldbox and Phil Johnson items are uncensored. Jun 30, 2018
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AMERICA 2027: America's a better than average country, as countries go. I'll celebrate some of its good points, and call out some of its bad ones, on the show debuting (appropriately enough) on the Fourth of July. I'll also commemorate the late Carl Reiner. Jul 4, 2020
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AMERICA 2326: Happy Birthday U. S. A.! The whole show this week is dedicated to America -- it's not perfect but these songs are often hysterical, along with being historical. Stream it now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Jul 1, 2023
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AMERICAN: Yellow Rose of Texas, Beer Run, Truck Driving Song, Hey Spidey, Peter Parker, Cicadas, Ronnie Reagan Rag, Integration, Ronnie Talk to Russia, Mr. Reagan's Neighborhood, Ronnie's Rap, I Forget, Contra Rap, She's got a Tongue like a Kodiac Bear, Spongy Dance, Harry's Wand Jul 4, 2004
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An early show on KPPC (MONO ONLY) Apr 22, 1971
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ANIMALS 1534: This year for dog days we celebrate...dogs, plus cats, budgies, ducks, hamsters, lizards and many other "companion animals" as well. Attention: occasional explicit language. Aug 22, 2015
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ANIMALS 1634: We celebrate the dog days of August this week...plus the cat days, the duck days, the pig days, the lizard days, the funky gibbon days and more! Aug 20, 2016
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ANIMALS 1938: More animal songs this week...Demented tunes about animals in the zoo, animals in the wild, and animals in our imagination! Plus Talk Like a Pirate Weekend, A Statistically Significant Love Song, and what you can do with a time machine (but maybe shouldn't). Sep 21, 2019
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ANIMALS 2104: The topic is funny songs about animals. Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Walter Wart the Freaky Frog, and lots more trash and treasures. Plus 8-year-old rapper Grandmaster Jax and Knucklehedz, Kirby Krackle, Phil Spector's most Demented song, and Q-Anon Girl (the only political song), drdemento.com Jan 23, 2021
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ANIMALS: Party in my Pants, Dolly Parton, Hospitality Blues, Hot Rod Lincoln, Black Slacks, I Got it from Agnes, Shall we Walk or Take a Dog, Elephant Talk, Vampire Beavers, Ode to Billy Joel, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Give me that Old Unemployment, Time Warp, Take off, Pac-man Fever Feb 21, 1982
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ANIMALS: Sunday Driving, One Hen, Ballad of Hall & Oats, Your Feet's too Big, Big Balls, Big Butt, Cosmic Debris, In the Mood, Beatle Barkers medley, Old McDonald has a Farm, Down on the Electronic Farm, Rocky meets Moose, Harry's Jockstrap, Homecoming Queen's got a Gun May 5, 1985
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ANNIVERSARY COMPILATION: Live in Cleveland 1991 (20th anniversary), Live in Vancouver 1981 (10th anniversary), Live with Eggman and Gayla Peevey (2010) Sep 23, 1991
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Annual Valentine Special 2003 Feb 9, 2003
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ANSWER RECORDS: Beam me up Scotty, Shock Treatment, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Little Green Men, Dangerous Kitchen, Hooray for Captain Spalding, Chaos, Son of Irving, Purple People Eater and the Witch Doctor, He'll Have to Stay, Geek's Revenge, 3 Mile Island, I Lost on Jeopardy, Marvin I Love You Apr 15, 1984
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ANTI-LOVE 1533: We are now at the halfway point between the last Valentine's Day and the next one. If the calendar were a circle, we'd be at the exact opposite point. So this is the time for Anti-Love Songs. Many of them are even funnier than the Silly Love Songs we hear around February 14! Aug 15, 2015
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ANYTHING ANYTHING: Football Season's Over, Lonesome Kicker, I Want my Baby Back, Psycho Chicken, Street Meat, Boy Wonder I Love You, Song of the Sewer, Dead Puppies, Smells like Karen Carpenter, Take me out to the Ball Game, Nitrous Oxide High, Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Ugly, Pocket Pool Feb 6, 2011
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Ape Call, Abba Zabba, Destruction of San Francisco, Let's All Have Another Beer, Sideboard Song, Sarah Jane, Laughing Gnome, Crazy Mixed-up Song, I Know What Boys Like, Mammary Glands, Beep Beep, Yoda, Spam, Roast Chicken Faces, Another One Rides the Bus May 24, 1981
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Ape on my Fire Escape, Come on-a my House, At the Circus, Loos of England, Twinkle Little Earth Jan 26, 1975
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APES & MONKEYS: Elmer Fudd Sings Bruce Springsteen, Circular Impression, Mr. Wizard & Timmy, Song of the Sewer, Deep in the Heart of Jersey, Dull Family, Ricky, Theme from The Monkees, Monkey Doodle Doo, Ape Call, Gonna Buy me a Dog, Pet Pig Porky, They're Coming to Take me Away, Lock the Snackbar Apr 10, 1983
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APRIL FOOL 1713: Happy April Fool's everyone! We're all familiar with song parodies like Weird Al's, but there are a lot of other ways songs can be transformed with hilarious results (Weird Al does those too!) We'll sample those and many other crazy things on this week's show. Apr 1, 2017
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APRIL FOOL'S: fool medley, Doctor Doctor, Poor Boy, Gee, Train Kept Rolling, circus medley, Don't Dilly Dally Sally; Zip Zip, It Will Stand, Is You Is or Is You Ain't my Baby?, Rocking Little Angel (MONO ONLY); BONUS: partial September 1971 (*BAD SOUND*): Yellow Dog Blues, Nobody, St. Louis Tickle Apr 1, 1971
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April Showers, Hot Rock Radio, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Alcoholic Blues, Whale Oil, I Am Whale, Dirty Old Man, Miss Anne Elk, Hockey Song, In the Eyes of my Dog, Hospitality Blues, Male Chauvinist Piglets, Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, Hamster Love, Making Love in a Subaru, Animal Crackers Apr 16, 1978
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ARF! It's our annual Dr Demento dog show: In honor of the Dog Days of summer, Frank Zappa, Ray Stevens, Davy Jones (of the Monkees, not the Caribbean), Soupy Sales, Homer & Jethro and many more join our Demented salute to Man's Best Friend. Other highlights include a new English version of that scandalous French heavy-breathing song, "Je t'aime, moi non plus", and new songs entitled "Taxidermal Therapy," "Jewish Is Trendy" and "Tom Cruise." Aug 13, 2006
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Argument, Anything You can Do, Little Blue Man, They Don't make Nun Names, Istanbul not Constantinople, Four Yorkshiremen, Step Right up, Soba Song, Punk Polka, Disco in the Garbage, Naz, 8 Arms to Hold You, Ode to a Cow, Baby it's Cold Outside Feb 10, 1980
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ARTIE BARNES & NAPOLEON XIV TRIBUTE 2310: Our new show pays tribute to two of the greatest artists in the Land of Dementia, both of whom passed away since the last show - Jerry Samuels, better known as Napoleon XIV, and Robert Haimer, better known as Artie Barnes of Barnes & Barnes. The show also has lots of really funny songs! Stream it now at drdemento.com. I will cover the previously announced topic (Musical Instruments) in April. Mar 11, 2023
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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Dallas, I'm the Slime, Ugly, Telephone Man, Mountain Dew, I Like You Better Drunk, Ambrose, Brother Can you Spare a Dime, Give me that Old Unemployment, Someone ate the Baby, I Had Sex with Pacman, My Ding-a-ling, I Like Food, I Want to be a Life Guard, Pencil Neck Geek, Bras on 45, Harry's Jockstrap May 16, 1982
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AUDIO TORTURE CHAMBER: compilation of this feature 1987-1991 with the WORST songs ever! Jan 1, 1987
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AUGUST/JULY 1972 KMET EXCERPTS: BLACK MUSIC OF THE '40's (August 6): The Honey Dripper, Who Threw the Whiskey in the Well, Straighten Up and Fly Right, Snatch and Grab It, EARLIEST KNOWN TOP FIVE COUNTDOWN (August 13): Chaos, The Thing, Everybody Wants my Fanny, Dr. Hackenbush, NO ANNOUNCEMENTS (July 30): Rum and Coca-Cola, Bozo and his Rocket Ship, Rumble, O Sole Mio, Surfing with Ned and Nelda (NOTE: This portion of the July 30 episode includes everything marked on the playlist as "not on aircheck" except "Bald Head" and the below July 30 portion includes the items NOT marked that way.) Aug 6, 1972
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AUSTRALIA: April Showers, Frankfurter Sandwiches, Hillbilly's Deck of Card, Hello DJ, Old Payola Roll Blues, Pub with no Beer, Tie me Kangaroo Down, My Stereo comes from Japan, Yoda, Big Butt, Mr. Comet, Rock me Jerry Lewis Apr 27, 1986
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AVIATION 1001: In honor of the aeronautical motif of our new Demento Society membership kit, our theme this week is aviation. Lots of funny songs about flying, then and now, in big planes and little ones. The bonus tracks have more of the same, with lots of rarities. Jan 3, 2010
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BABIES 0801: We celebrate the new year with songs and comedy about new people. We also say farewell to some old friends: Ruth Wallis, Hawthorne, and Bill Strauss of Capitol Steps. (This is the first show with our new format; see separate note). Jan 6, 2008
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BABIES 1412: This week we have an hour of songs about babies...not all of whom are infants! Also a tribute to David Brenner, and lots of swell surprises. Mar 22, 2014
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BABIES 1440: Our topic is Babies Part 2, with all different babies from our baby show in March. Also: the Dr D debut of SuLu's son, rapping Young Jeffrey. A couple of naughty words here and there, and more in the bonus tracks. Oct 4, 2014
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BABIES 1907: Today's subject is babies. They're a pleasure (and a treasure) and they are a pain, and today we have funny songs about both! Also the Logan Awards nominees for Outstanding Original Comedy Song of 2018. Feb 16, 2019
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BABIES 2405: This week we flashback 30 years to hear the Doc's salute to babies, plus other current and older songs from the time. Feb 3, 2024
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BABIES: 99 Dead Baboons, Bad Influence, Elvus, Inflationary Language, Dead Rappers, Memo to Droola, Annie Had a Baby, Beer is Better Than Women, I Would Still Love You Apr 28, 2002
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BABIES: Baby Zone, I'm a Little Dinossaur, You Might be a Redneck, Dang Me, Do the Freddy, Rover, Dog with Plastic Stomach, Coneheads, Eskimo, Bruces, Bach is Dead, Golf Song, Dweebs from Mars, Martian March, Trip, Stairway to Heaven, Thorazine Shuffle, When I was a Dinosaur Jul 11, 1993
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BABIES: Old Hippie Class Reunion, Rocking in the Rest Home, Bobby, Baby on the Potty all Day, Jazzy old Philosopher, Harley Davidson Polka, Wolf Creek Pass, Edna, Do the Picard, My Daughter, Baby Zone, Annie had a Baby, Benny's from Heaven, Taco Grande, Memo to Droola, Stress, Down with V-E-G, Someone Ate the Baby Jul 24, 1994
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BABIES: Save the Beer, In my Country, Carburetor Song, Use the Force, Geek's Revenge, Singing in the Bathtub, I'm a Slug, Doctor Worm, Online Romance, Tubular Boobular, She's Big and Round, Annie Had a Baby, Baby Zone, Memo to Droola, Baby Sitting Boogie, Phantom Medley, Hey Phantom Menace Jun 13, 1999
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BABIES: Vanna Pick me a Letter, I Lost on Jeopardy, Goober Got a Girlfriend, Lorena, Name Dropper, Me and Eddie Vedder, Manna Manna, Chicken Fat, Psycho Chicken, Disco Duck, Baby Zone, Memo to Droola, Baby, Childhood, That's Mathematics, Happy Boy, Bulbous Bouffant, Squirrels Jan 21, 1996
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Baby's Got a Crush on Frankenstein, Dim the Lights, Wild One, Shot Gun Boogie, Chaos, Walter Wart, Honey and the Horn, 333, Skinny Minnie, Fat Sally, I'm Thinking Tonight of my Blue Eyes (MONO ONLY) Jun 27, 1971
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BACK TO SCHOOL 0834: Education may never feel quite the same after you hear our back-to-school show. We feature such classroom collectibles as the explosive "Roger Boom," a live performance of Weird Al's "School Cafeteria" from a 1979 Dr. D show on KMET-Los Angeles, and Mike Condello's unreleased "Public School Lunch" along with such well-loved favorites as "Charlie Brown," "Lunchlady Land" and "Bright College Days." In our first half, the Dr D. debut of Luke Ski's all-star tribute to "Battlestar Galactica," two brilliant new satires by Randy Newman and a little salute to the late Isaac Hayes. Aug 24, 2008
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BACK TO SCHOOL 2138: This week we go back to school - songs and comedy bits about education, that is! Weird Al, Tom Lehrer, Robin Williams, Frank Zappa, Barnes & Barnes, The Frantics and many more intelligent people comprise this week's faculty. Norm Macdonald, Monty Python, Roger Miller and other stars of Dementia join in the opening free-for-all. Drdemento.com Sep 18, 2021
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Back to School Again, Dragnet, I'm Bugged at my Old Man, Sloop John B, Sweet Violets, Gay Caballero, Shotgun Boogie, School Cafeteria, Young Woman who Swallowed a Lie, What are you Squawking About, Trade Description Act, Golden Grid Iron Boy, Highly Illogical, Gumball Wizard, Star Drek Sep 5, 1976
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Back to School Again, I'm in Love with a Big Blue Frog, She Really Meant to Keep it, I Got Stoned and I Missed it, Nervous Exhaustion, Boobs a Lot, Whatever it is I'm Against it, Bullfighter, Pizza Man, Jonah and the Whale, Beans, Why a Duck?, Mother Goose's Wine, Highly Illogical Sep 28, 1975
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BACK TO SCHOOL ON KLSX: Beat Brothers interview, Sister Mary Elephant, Smoking in the Boy's Room, Fatal Beatings, Intergalactic Laxative Sep 10, 1989
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BACK TO SCHOOL: Freaker's Ball, Reggae Popeye, My Virtual Girlfriend, Revenge of the Nerds, Polkadot Undies, Sister Mary Elephant, High School Gym, School Cafeteria, Lunch Lady Land, Status Back Baby, Fatal Beatings, My Dead Dog Rover, She's a Guy Aug 26, 2001
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BACK TO SCHOOL: It's back to school on this week's Dr Demento show...with scholastic comedy classics by Cheech & Chong, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Tom Lehrer, Frank Zappa, Adam Sandler and more. We also stick it to Mel Gibson, Lindsay Lohan and other naughty celebrities, and we'll also discover the surprising inspiration for Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison Blues." Aug 27, 2006
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BAD BOYS & GIRLS: Our special topic today is bad boys (and girls) - songs about criminals and other evil people, from Jesse James to John Wayne Gacy, Jr. and including one of the rare demo recordings made by would-be rock star and murder mastermind Charles Manson. Other topics include viruses, germs, the Last Saskatchewan Pirate and the legendary L. S. Bumblebee (a collector's item by Peter Cook and Dudley Moore). Oct 1, 2006
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BAD PEOPLE: World is Full of Bastards, You Got Your Baby Back, Gimme the Head of Old Bin Laden Sep 18, 2005
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Ballad of the Yellow Berets, Wasn't That a Party, Plexiglass Toilet, Bad Humor Man, Pass the Kouchie, Chocolate Freak, Beep Beep, Smut, Valley Girl, Gumball Wizard, White Collar Holler, King of Suede May 13, 1984
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BALLADS (PART 2) 1130: Back in April Dr. D devoted a show to Ballads - songs that tell a story. There are a whole lot more very Demented ballads we didn't get to back then, and here they are, plus the uncensored "Legend of the USS Titanic" and other goodies. A few durty words in that song and the Axis of Awesome pieces, plus the bonus tracks. Jul 23, 2011
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BALLADS 1116: This week's show features a big, big bunch of ballads - story songs (mostly) about all sorts of fabulous characters. Also note the Mel Blanc rarities including his voiceover demo tape. Explicit language/content: Maclean & Laclean, Ween, Nuclear Bubble Wrap, Jesse Smith Apr 16, 2011
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BANANAS 2410: Bananas are a very tasty fruit, enjoyed around the world...but "bananas" has oddly become a popular synonym for "crazy"...or Demented! We'll have a lot of fun with that on this week's show -- and we'll also hear songs about the second most Demented friut -- prunes, and we'll also have songs about marijuana, and a new version of "Fish Heads." You can stream that show now, or anytime you like, at www.drdemento.com. Mar 9, 2024
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BANANAS: Dance of the House, Osama Yo Mama, Da Enron Ron Ron, Buick '59, Ladies who Read the News, Calling all Cars, Saga of the Duck Hunt by Car, Particle Man, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist, Car Noises, I'm Selling Mom's Urine on Ebay, One Banana Two Banana, Banana Boat, Juanita Banana, My Wife Left Town with a Banana, Yes We Have no Bananas, Real Dick Chaney, We Didn't Start the '80's, I Would Still Love You May 26, 2002
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BARNES & BARNES INTERVIEW/WINTER/TOP TEN 1948: Our 2019 holiday celebrations begin as for the first time in over 20 years we welcome Barnes & Barnes for a "Holidaze in Lumania" interview! Plus a first-hour Free-for-All with lots of winter wondersongs, and the Top Ten. Nov 30, 2019
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BARNES & BARNES INTERVIEW: Beep Beep, Snatch & Grab it, Moose Goosers, I'm a Cranky old Yank, Mr. Custer, Stink Foot, Another Puff, Cobwebs & Strange, Cowboy Needs a Horse, Boogie Woogie Amputee, Lumberjack Song, Bilbo Baggins, Smoke-off, Time Warp, Fish Heads Nov 19, 1978
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BARNES & BARNES INTERVIEW: Don't Bogart Me, My Home Town, Birds and Bees, Rag Mop, Gefrunk, My Way, Teenage Lobotomy, Bookshop, Boogie Woogie Amputee, Taster, Linoleum, Exitential Blues, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, Who Shot J.R.? Aug 31, 1980
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BARNES & BARNES INTERVIEW: Nixon in 96, Dead Elephant Dance, Incontinence Rag, PMS Kind of Day, Vomit Song, Fish Heads, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Count em up Quick, The Sweater, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist Sep 8, 1996
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BARNES & BARNES INTERVIEW: Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, We Love the Yangtse, Monsters of the World Unite, Mother's Lament, Test Tube Baby, Triplets, High School Gym, Hicky Burr, Voyeur, Old Payola Roll Blues, Alvin's Harmonica, I Want my Baby Back, Mrs. Jaws, Titties and Beer Apr 8, 1979
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BARRET HANSEN WITH JOHNNY OTIS ON KPPC: This is not comedy, but the Doc before he was the Doc, playing old records from the Specialty label. (NOTE: Source not of highest quality.) Aug 10, 1970
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BASEBALL 0814: Play ball! Here's our demented salute to America's original national pastime. It's an all-star roster of songs and comedy bits about baseball, from "Who's On First" and "Casey At the Bat" to the steroid era. In the first hour, lots of requests plus some hot new stuff. Apr 6, 2008
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BASEBALL 2314: Baseball season is underway! Baseball has inspired more funny songs and comedy bits than any other sport, and I've got an hour's worth of the most Deemenred ones this week -- plus a celebration of Tom Lehrer's 95th birthday, and some songs about frogs and your teeth. Stream this new show now at www.drdemento.com ! Apr 8, 2023
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BASEBALL/BIRTHDAY 1614: Demented Baseball, plus Dr. Demento's Birthday! As the Doctor says, "It's only every few years that my birthday actually falls on the day a new show premieres, so I like to celebrate with an hour of special stuff. Mostly Demented, very much so, but also a few other musical things that are important to me." Apr 2, 2016
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BASEBALL: So Long Mom, Chunder in the Pacific Sea, Mother Nature can be Cruel, Invaders from Earth, Little Dead Chickens, Squirrels, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, I Can't Play the Blues, Rent-a-car song, CPA, Cocaine Waltz, Baseball Rag, Casey at the Bat, Van Lingo Mungo, Fernando, Who's on First, Beastie Wrap Apr 12, 1987
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BASEMENT TAPES #2 2010: This week's show features Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #2, including Whimsical Will's all time most-requested episode, Weird Al, Barnes & Barnes and 22 more, plus A Year In Dementia: 1979 and a mess of other goodies (and maybe a baddie or two). Mar 7, 2020
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BASEMENT TAPES #4 2023: Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #4 is the most sought-after CD in the series; we ran out years ago! Hear it complete on this show. Plus hot new stuff and some cool Demented oldies! Jun 6, 2020
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BASEMENT TAPES #5 2031: Today's show features Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #5, complete and (mostly) uninterrupted. In the first hour, enjoy the Demented happenings of the year 2000, plus songs about underwear, baseball, and a steam-powered airplane. Aug 1, 2020
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BASEMENT TAPES 3/TOP TEN 2017: A tribute to Ian Whitcomb, PLUS Basement Tapes 3 complete, PLUS the Top Ten for April! Durty wirds on #4 and #6. Apr 25, 2020
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BASEMENT TAPES 6 2102: Here's Dr Demento's Basement Tapes #6, for your dementing pleasure! Includes Weird Al's demo of "Yoda" plus "Star Wars Cantina," and the first Demented hits by Henry Phillips and the great Luke Ski, plus "Deteoriorata," "I'd Rather Have a Bottle In Front Of Me," "The Trouble with Klingons" and lots more. drdemento.com [drdemento.com] Jan 9, 2021
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BASEMENT TAPES 7 2114: This week's show features Dr Demento Basement Tapes #7, with a Weird Al rarity, Henry Phillips and more, plus a few Happy Easter songs...and I'll be celebrating a round number birthday with a couple of curlicues too! Join the party at www.drdemento.com! Apr 3, 2021
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BATMAN: Put Another Tanker in the Ocean, Because You're You, Make Way for the King, Woodman Spare that Tree, Daddy What's a Train?, Constipation Blues, Batman, Robin the Boy Wonder, Ratman & Bobbin, Riddler, Real Batman, Squirrels, Adam West (MONO ONLY) May 7, 1989
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Battle of Kookamunga, Blood on the Saddle, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Religion & Politics, Pool, I Wish I Was a Car, Waiting for Gas, Suicide is Painless, Gloomy Sunday, Waterloo, Elizabeth & Richard, Romping through the Swamp, Your Mother's Calling, I like Beer, If You're a Viper, Night after Night, I Want Johnny's Job, Kindergarten of the Stars, Dentist Chair Blues, Pencil-Neck Geek Jul 29, 1979
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Battle of Kookamunga, Eddie are you Kidding, I Love Me, Cockroaches on Parade, Man Who Ate his Car, Shish Kabob, Let's Make Lust, Almost Degraded, My Dead Dog Rover, Dinner with Drac, Alfred Packer, Smoke-off, I Get High by Going Down, Highly Illogical, Geek's Revenge, That's my Boy Aug 6, 1978
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Battle of Kookamunga, Nova, Your Feet's too Big, Say That We're Sweethearts Again, Tears on the Dashboard, On Top of a Pizza, Brain Damage, Sunny Disposish, Stink Foot, Bears, They're Coming to Take Me Away Salad, Masochism Tango, Spam Jun 8, 1975
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BEACH BOYS INTERVIEW: In 1973 the Doc conducted an in-depth interview with Carl Wilson, Dennis Wilson, Mike Love, Al Jardine, and Ricky Fataar of the Beach Boys. Brian Wilson and Blondie Chaplin did not attend the interview, and Bruce Johnston was on hiatus from the group at this time. Ricky and Blondie were only with the group for a few years, so this is a rare chance to hear Ricky in an interview with them. Topics discussed include the Holland album, group dynamics, hobbies, the unfinished Smile album, the Party album, Brian's current involvement, transcendental meditation and M.I.U., and more. (This is NOT a comedy program.) BONUS: After the hour-long radio program, stay tuned for another 45 minutes of outtakes that were removed from the final edit! Jul 28, 1973
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BEATLES 0838: We salute the Beatles this week, with some of the best (and worst) of the dozens of topical songs written about the group during its glorious heyday. We've also got a couple of Sarah Palin songs (more to come, we imagine)...and such hard to find Demented favorites as "The Bears," "Rappin' Duke" and "Oh Boy Do I Love Bears" along with (for the first time on the show) "This Is Planet Earth" by Jerry Samuels (aka Napoleon XIV). Sep 21, 2008
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BEATLES 0938: With all the fuss over Rock Band: Beatles and all the re-mastered Beatles albums, here's a different sort of Beatles tribute: a full hour of songs about the Beatles, recorded between 1963 and 1969. This is different from our previous Beatles tributes; there are no medleys. All of these now-rare records are played complete. Also: songs about football, superheroes, video games and alcohol. Sep 20, 2009
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BEATLES 20TH ANNIVERSARY: My Girl's Been Bitten by the Beatle Bug, Letter to the Beatles, Beatles Barber, I Want to Hold Your Hand, Ringo for President, A Hard Day's Night, That's My Life My Love and My Home, Carousel of Love, Umpa Umpa Jan 22, 1984
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BEATLESONGS (part 1): The Invasion, Hit Me Kick Me Whip Me Baby, Mr. Bill, Ernest, One Draw, Let's Make Lust, Was I Drunk?, Rosh Hashanah, Boll Weevil, My Boyfriend Got a Beatle Haircut, Sex Toy, He's Just a Scientist, Meadow Muffin Blues Feb 21, 1982
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BEATLESONGS (part 2): The Big Sniff, Walk the Dog, Mercury Blues, Beatle Rap, Mr. Watt, Atarian Fantasy, Fat Girls, Winestoned Plowboy, Maple Leaf Rag, Commercials on 45, Kinky Sex, It's Good to be the King, Woodpecker Feb 21, 1982
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BEER 2225: This week's special topic is beer. Beer has inspired more funny songs than any other alcohol (or any other recreational drug for that matter) and I'll spin some of the best from my collection. (Sorry for the late upload!) Jun 18, 2022
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BEER: Summertime Summertime, I Wanna be a Lifeguard, Roaches, You Always Poke my Eye, Stars & Stripes, Cosmic Debris, Arab Alabama, Melanoma Girl, Save the Plankton, I am Whale, I Shot Bambi's Mother, I Like Beer, Glorious, Colorado Kool-aid, 51 Beers, Hangover, In Heaven There is no Beer, 9 Coronas, Parents Just Don't Understand, Contra Rap Jun 12, 1988
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BEGINNING 2007 0701:And here we go again with the first Funny Five of 2007 (including "The Smoke-Off" and "The Devil Went To Jamaica"!) On this show we also remember the late Charlie Drake, plus 1960s TV animation heroes Joe Barbera and Chris Hayward...and the brilliant Logan Whitehurst ("The Robot Cat") who died at age 29 in December. The show features a half-hour of Logan's music including several rarities and interview excerpts. Jan 7, 2007
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BENNY BELL INTERVIEW (part 2): Ikey & Mikey, Sweet Violets, Cockroach Powder, Kissing Song, Take a Ship for Yourself, E.T. Boogie, Block and Tackle Blues, Fish Heads, Valley Girl, I Like, Pumpkin Man, Falklands, Ice Box Man Oct 17, 1982
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BETTE MIDLER INTERVIEW: Pepino, Minnie the Moocher (Alfred Newman version), You're Moving Out Today, Stomping at the Savoy, Piece of my Heart, Old Man Atom, Sixteen Pounds, Dodgers vs. Reds, Just a Banana, Spam May 8, 1977
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BICENTENNIAL CELEBRATION: Stan Freberg's United States of America, phone calls from history, Washington at Valley Force, Battle of New Orleans, Kingdom Comin', Lucky Lindy, What are You Squawking About, God Bless America, Hundred Years from Now, Bicentennial, Yankee Doodle Jul 4, 1976
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BICYCLES AND MOTORCYCLES 1327: Dementia rides on two wheels this week - bicycles and motorcycles! Plus the Hipster Apocalypse, and lots of requests. Rated PG-13 (except for the bonus tracks). Jul 6, 2013
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BICYCLES/MOTORCYCLES 2223: The Dr Demento show rides on two wheels this week, with Deemented songs about bicycles and motorcycles. In the first hour we celebrate National Rotisserie Chicken Day and National Accordion Awareness Month, plus the usual shenanigans. drdemento.com Jun 4, 2022
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BIG 1023: It's a BIG Dr. Demento Show this week, featuring Big Balls, Big Butts, the Big Cockroach and even Big Bad Brucie-Wucie! Also new music from Roy Zimmerman, a Tiny Tim rarity, and the Key of Awesome's hilarious sendup of Owl City. The bonus tracks have more BIG songs, including two alternate versions of "Big Bruce." (Bonus tracks rated PG-13 this week). Jun 5, 2010
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BIG 1603: It's a big show about big things this week, plus a tribute to David Bowie. Jan 16, 2016
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Big Bear Lake, Boston Beguine Shorthand, Washington Square Dance, Tattooed Lady, I See Bones, Three Trees, I'll Be Glad When You're Dead, Chew Tobacco Rag, Don't Bring Lulu, Mad Dogs and Englishmen, Nishimoto at the Bat, Bar Room Polka, You Tell Her I Stutter, Joe Bean, Dream Dirty Dreams, Boobs a Lot, It's a Gas, Masochism Tango Aug 15, 1976
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BIG DADDY INTERVIEW: Jose can you See?, Must be Love, Silent E, News of the World, Mercedes Benz, Ice Ice Baby, Hamster Love, Welcome to the Jungle, Rap Yodeler, Cockroaches on Parade, Roaches, Cockroach Ate Tijuana, Hell I'd Go, Squirrels, 7-11, Fish Heads Jun 9, 1991
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BIG DADDY INTERVIEW: Martian Boogie, Meet the Staff of Mad, Rioting to the Hits, Take me out to the Ballgame, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, Memories of Manhattan Furniture Store, A Day in the Life, Happy Happy Joy Joy, The Smoke-Off, Ren & Stimpy Jun 7, 1992
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Big Ten-Inch Record, Duck's Yas Yas, Gay Caballero, Almost Degraded, Obese Man, Don't Jump Off the Roof Dad, Putting on the Ritz, Bozo's Song, When Veronica Plays the Harmonica, Ya Wanna Buy A Bunny?, Wong Song, Take Off Your Clothes, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent May 25, 1975
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BIG THINGS: Sold out of Flagpoles, Them Moose Goosers, Totally Nude, Desperado, Big Ten-inch Record, Big Balls, Big Bottom, Big Butt, She's Big and Round, Reinstalling Windows, Kick Ass USA, This Land is Your Land Oct 7, 2001
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BIG: Big 10-inch Record, Big Balls, Ode to the Little Brown Shack out Back, We are Dead, Teenage Romance, Who Put the Booger on my Beer Mug?, Viagra in the Waters, Your Feet's too Big, She's Big & Round, Big Leg Emma, Big Butt, Big Bottom, Chainsaw Juggler Jul 30, 2000
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BILL FRENZER (OGDEN EDSL) INTERVIEW: Summertime Summertime, Battle of Kookamunga, Pickle in the Middle, Intoxicated Rat, Make up Dirty Words, House Husband Macho, Only White People Dance Like That, They Don't Want You at the Wedding, Dead Puppies, Bounce Your Boobies, Beer Nuts, Squirrels Jun 21, 1987
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Bird on my Head, Abdul Abulbul Amir, Shine, Whence that Wince, Battle of Yorktown Finale, Spider in the Bath, Boris the Spider, Wong Song, Cocaine Blues, Anne Boleyn, Ain't We Crazy, I Want my Baby Back, Friendly Neighborhoo Narco Agent Mar 7, 1976
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Bird on my Head, Hunting Song, Hurry Bury Baby, Football, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Gloomy Sunday, Middle of the House, Old Philosopher, Divorce, Roger Boom, Locked in the Closet with You, Terrible Operation Blues, On the Amazon, Crusher, Spam, Martian March, King Tut Sep 24, 1978
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Bird on my Head, Sinister Lunchmeat, Banana Oil, Etiquette Blues, 8-Foot-2 Solid Blue, Inflationary Language, Bug Song, Martian Martians, Twilight Gallery, Abe Snake for President, Civilization, So Long Mom, Say We're Sweethearts Again, Fiddle Faddle, Dream Dirty Dreams, Surfing Shark Oct 3, 1976
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BIRDS & BEES FLASHBACK 2235: The Doc is on vacation this week, so here is a flashback to 2005 with songs about birds and bees, plus a vintage Funny Five for your enjoyment! Aug 27, 2022
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BIRDS & BEES: Star Wars Cantina, Driving, Ambrose Part 5, Eddie's Apartment, Pervert's Life, Grandpa Why, Outside a Small Circle of Friends, We Won't Give em Sex, Tutti Fruity, Enter Sandman, Bees and Birds, Bumblebee Invaded a Nudist Colony, Stormtroopers are People Too, Scotsman, On the Shoulders of Freaks Feb 23, 1997
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BIRDS 0807: The Dr Demento show takes wing this week with a salute to birds. And bees. And "the birds and the bees." Rare and notable items include Peter Cook and Dudley Moore's spoof of 1967 psychedelia, "The L. S. Bumblebee," our first Florence Foster Jenkins song in 20 years, Rowan & Martin's "Birds and the Bees" and, just in time for the reunion, "We Shot The New Kids On The Block." Feb 17, 2008
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BIRDS 1432: Our subject is birds, those tweety, squawky descends of the dinosaurs! Singing all around us as they do, they've inspired plenty of songs, and we'll hear some of the funniest and one or two of the worst. We'll also commemorate the 40th anniversary of Richard Nixon's resignation. Aug 9, 2014
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BIRDS: 3 Blind Jellyfish, Driving in my Car, Can't Get my Motor to Start, Old Beer Bottle, 51 Beers, Friends, Marvin I Love You, Surfing Bird, Bluebirds over the Mountain, Rockin' Robin, Betty the Birdwatching Bride, Woodpecker, Silicon Valley Guy, Smoke Two Joints, Yoda Aug 14, 1983
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BIRDS: Men, Fraternity Life, Zombie Jamboree, Old Guys do it, Mr. Ed, Inner Voice, I Hate when that Happens, Life Sucks then You Die, Bird House in your Soul, Golden Birdies, Old Man Emu, In the Mood, Little Birdy, Son of Irving, Liar Sleeps Tonight, Jedi Mind Trick, Army Careers, If I Had the Copyright Feb 20, 2005
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BIRDS: Trigger Happy, Political Science, Turning Japanese, Surfing with Britney, Bertha Butt Boogie, Three Idiots I, Tennessee Bird Walk, Bird on my Head, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, I Want a New Duck, Dead Parrot, Biggest Parakeets in Town, Horrible Movie Song, 99 Dead Baboons May 20, 2001
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BJ BAND/TOM LEHRER'S 50TH BIRTHDAY (part 1): Be Prepared, Rover, Letter from Elaina, Raymond Hitchcock's Curtain Speech, Tito the Mosquito, These are my Legs, Taco Mama, Dum Dot Song, Pollution, Mongoloid, Nagasaki, I Couldn't Get High, Pussy, Bloat On Apr 9, 1978
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BLACK DEMENTIA 2329: Today we feature some of the great Black artists who have done Demented songs and comedy bits -- from Lead Belly and Butterbeans & Susie to Slim Gaillard, The Coasters and Eddie Murphy. We'll also hear Jane Birkin (RIP), Albert Brooks, Pink Floyd and more. You can stream this show anytime starting Saturday, July 22 at www.drdemento.com. Jul 22, 2023
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BLACK DEMENTIA II 2029: Part Two of our program of Black Dementia shows off more of the huge variety of entertainment that fits in that category, from the ridiculous to the sublime. Jul 18, 2020
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BLACK HISTORY MONTH 1405: A special show for Black History Month - funny stuff by African-Americans from 1900 to now. Also a tribute to Pete Seeger. Feb 1, 2014
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BLACK LIVES MATTER 2028: This show features more than an hour of great Demented music and comedy from artists who happen to be Black. From Bert Williams and Cab Calloway to Richard Pryor and Sir Mix-a-lot, the great ones are out in force. First of two parts. (Note: On the Pryor track he tells why he dropped the N-word from his act; in the process, he speaks the word several times. It is the last track in the show). Jul 11, 2020
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Black Slacks, Talking Dust Bowl, Dear Okie, Skokian, Big Bad Cadillac, 32-20 Blues, Sugar Bee, Suzy Cream Cheese, How Come my Dog Don't Bark When You Come Around?, Rocking Chair Daddy, Zelda Klotz Apr 16, 1972
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BLEEPS 1540: Many supremely Demented songs and comedy routines have words in them that cannot generally be aired on radio. One way to play those songs and comedy routines in spite of that is by using bleeps and other noises in place of the forbidden words. On this show Dr D presents a tribute to the fine art of bleeping. (No dirty words are actually heard, except "tits" in one of Dr D's intros). Also a dozen songs about pants, and other delights. Oct 3, 2015
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BLUES 1620: This show features the blues...not the slow sad blues, but the crazy Demented blues! Weird Al, Henry Phillips, Bonzo Dog, and of course Tom "T-Bone" Stankus' "Existential Blues," complete and unedited! May 14, 2016
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BLUES 1633: Got another bucket o' blues for you today! "Hospitality Blues," "Recycled Vinyl Blues," "Existential Blues Pt. Too" and a bit of the real old time blues too. Aug 13, 2016
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BOATS: I Need a Squirrel, Raccoon Song, Woodpecker Song, I Wish I Were, Dirty Socks, Never Wear Panties to a Party, Who Farted, Closer, I've Got a Fang, I'm Better than Them, Golden Fluffy Loaves of Love, Lox Song, Dinghy Song, Big Bear Lake, Legend of the Titanic, MCI, Let me Make you Smile in Bed Jul 21, 2002
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BOB & BOB LIVE IN STUDIO (part 2): On The Amazon, Sixpence, Go to the Police, We're not the Hoosier Hot Shots, Celery Stalks at Midnight, Makin' Out, Star Gores, DIVORCE Sep 3, 1978
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BOB & DOUG MCKENZIE CO-HOST (part 2): Stairway to Heaven, Whole Lotta Love, In Heaven There is no Beer, Hockey Song, Rodeo Song, Pac-Man Fever, Beer Frame, Big Balls, Let's Make a Dope Deal, Asteroids, Star Wars, Psycho Chicken, Jimmy Durante Nose, Take Off Jan 24, 1982
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BODY PARTS 0741:Our topic this week is body parts...certain ones in particular, two feminine and one masculine. Note the presence of "Penis Envy" by Uncle Bonsai, which we can't play on the radio since the FCC declared it to be obscene. (If you ask us, it's more morally uplifting than most of what you can hear on the radio these days). This show also contains notable forays into alcohol consumption and insanity. Oct 14, 2007
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BODY PARTS 1424: Our topic this week is body parts, from head to feet. They took over the whole show, almost! Parental guidance: some of the songs about parts toward the middle of the body are a bit explicit, with some sexual implications, and a couple of f-words in the next-to-last song. Jun 14, 2014
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BODY PARTS 1531: The subject is Body Parts - here are the best and a few of the worst among over 150 different songs that were requested for this topic! Only 5 songs repeated from last year's Body Parts show. Aug 1, 2015
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BODY PARTS 1606: Today's topic is body parts! Sequel to our 8-1-15 show with (mostly) different songs. Subject matter & language is a bit more explicit than usual, especially "Fume" and of course "Titties and Beer." Feb 6, 2016
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BODY PARTS 2111: The new show is a tribute to the human body. 29 songs, with 29 different Demented attitudes, explore body parts from head to toes. Also eight all-time favorites for St. Patrick's Day, plus "Mr. Biden (Bring My Vaccine)", "Chicken Fat", Max Headroom and more. Mar 13, 2021
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BODY PARTS: Toast, Anakin, Quidditch Ball Wizard, Girl Beer, Beer is Better than Women, Chaos, Ebay I Need Your Loving, Marty Feldman Eyes, Freckle Song, You Done Stomped my Heart, Give me the Finger, Your Face, My Sister's Nose, Your Brain Fell Out, Ballad of Optimus Prime, Army Careers, Inner Voice Apr 24, 2005
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Bomb in the Mail, Something's in the Bag, George, Ole Swenson, Prep Rap, Turn your Head Sweetheart, Temptation, Chipmunk Song, School is in, How I Spent my Summer Vacation, I Used to Work in Chicago, She's got Col. Sanders Thighs, Inka Dinka Doo, General Hospital, Space Invaders Sep 6, 1981
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Bonanza, Rawhide, Lather, Pizza Man, Work with me Annie, Annie Had a Baby, Turbulence, Frogs are Fun, Pass the Kouchie, Original Sin, Happy Talk, Mr. Baker the Undertaker, Treat You like a Lady, Dr. Who theme, They Don't Make Nun Names Like That, Rock & Roll Doctor, Bras Size 45 Feb 6, 1983
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BONZO DOG SPOTLIGHT: I Made a Fool of Myself over John Foster Dulles, Potatoland Introduction, Meltdown, Atomic Power, Papa Rolled His Own, Borneo, Alcatraz, I'm Happy Just to Dance with You, Trouser Press, Terry Keeps His Clips On, Pinball Wizard, Saturday Night Fish Fry Mar 22, 1981
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Boobs a Lot, Peanuts, Little Blue Man, I Got a Wife, He Hit Me, Hot Nuts, Hell's Bells, Oliver Twist, Step Right Up, Maharaja of Magador, Mommy Doesn't Live Here Anymore, 200 Candles, Sky High Market, Santa Jaws, 30,000 Pounds of Bananas Dec 5, 1976
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Boobs a Lot, They Don't Make Nun Names, Alphabet Song, Horror Asparagus Stories, DOA, George, I Put a Spell on You, Psycho, Dust up his Nose, Irish Ballad, Herbert the Pervert, Werewolves of London, King Tut, Time Warp, Hamster Love, Fish Heads Jan 14, 1979
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BOOGIE 1529: "Boogie" - a fascinating word - the definition includes tons of fabulous music, and other fascinating things! We'll hear the Demented boogie classics, and revisit the roots of boogie going back to the 1920s. Some cool first-hour free-for-all too! Jul 18, 2015
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BOOGIE BOY INTERVIEW: I'm a Potato, Take Your Brain Out for a Walk, Soft Core Mutation, top ten Oct 19, 1980
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Boris the Spider, Leader of the Laundromat, Television Rap, Honeymooner's Rap, Political Science, In Heaven There is no Beer, Amazing Man, Cocktails for Two, Lady Madonna, Maternity Girl, Ballad of E.T., Candy Rapper, I Get Weird, Ballad of Irving Jul 14, 1985
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BOYFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS 1805: Boyfriends and girlfriends in the spotlight this time! Also some crazy car tunes, a Shelley Berman classic, and a few words about the National Comedy Center set to open this summer. Feb 3, 2018
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BOYS 0723: The subject this week is Boys. Disco boys, cowboys, good boys, bad boys. (It's equal opportunity dementia...we did girls last week). We also salute Dr. Who, Aquaman and the Chicago Cubs, and for good measure, Jesus. And lest we forget...liquor and whores. Just another day in the land of Dementia. Jun 10, 2007
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BRAD STANFIELD INTERVIEW: Bury me in my Shades, I Belong to Glasgow, Lion Hunt, Mention my Name in Sheboygan, Fonz, Don't Touch me There, Young Woman Who Swallow a Lie, Gumball Wizard, Backseat Drivers, Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati Jul 11, 1976
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BRIAN BOWERS INTERVIEW: Laughing Gnome, Frosty the Dopeman, Naughty Lady of Shady Lane, OK for Radio, First I was a Hippie, Scotsman, Big Bang Theory, I Have Seen Your Aura, School's Out, Letters from Camp, Hello Muddah, Because You're You, Touch Yourself, Adam West Jun 11, 1989
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BRIAN WILSON INTERVIEW: Airheads, Cause I'm a Blonde, My Name is Bob, Martian Boogie, Goodbye old Friends, I Stole Captain Kirk's Toupee, Whip It, Plexiglass Toilet, Rosie Don't Bang on the Piano, Winner, Smart Girls, I'm Bugged at my Old Man, It's a Gas, I'm too Sexy, Ooh Don't Touch That Jan 12, 1992
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Bridget the Midget, Dream Dirty Dreams, Mary Hartman, Al & Yetta, I've Never Seen a Straight Banana, When Banana Skins are Falling, Casey Jones, Basketball Jones, Chinese Nights, Barnyard Concert, Gooey Duck Song, Butch Soap, Battle of Kookamunga, Madalena Hadalena Aug 1, 1976
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BRITAIN 1901: Our first show of 2019 highlights funny music from Britain. Songs that make a lot of sense, songs that make little or none at all, and many hilarious levels in between. No duplication with the "England" show of last September. Also some very nice new stuff that came in while we were celebrating the holidays. Jan 5, 2019
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BRITISH 1838: We fly to England on Demented wings for a 100-minute history of British comedy song from Gilbert & Sullivan to the Toy Dolls! Sep 22, 2018
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BRITISH COMEDY: Downtown, Rioting to the Hits, Johnny Carson, Quayle Portrait, My Dog ate Nolan Ryan, Cannibalism, Touch a Name on the Wall, Great Bell, Welly Boot Song, Heads are Gonna Roll, Walking on the Moon, I Can't Watch This, Ren & Stimpy, I Loot L.A. May 24, 1992
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BRITISH DEMENTIA AND MONTY PYTHON TOP TEN (part 2): Lion and Albert, Reluctant Cannibal, Q-5 Piano Tune, Thank you Very Much, Quark Strangeness and Charm, Winker's Song, My Girl's Pussy, Gnu Song, God Save the Queen, Crunchy Frog, Dead Parrot, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Lumberjack Song, Spam Jul 13, 1980
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BRITISH DEMENTIA FROM SAN FRANCISCO (part 1): Miss Ann Elk, I'm the Urban Spaceman, Interesting Facts, When I'm Cleaning Windows, Pinball Wizard, Great Bell, Ying Tong Song, Limerick Writers, Lily the Pink, Cactus in my Y-fronts, Nuts Jul 13, 1980
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BRITISH DEMENTIA WITH IAN WHITCOMB (part 1): I'm Nuts About Screwy Music, Men Who Love Women Who Love Men, Stately Homes of England, England's Glory, Hot Nuts, Mad Dogs & Englishmen, Ying Tong Song, Pet Shop, My Old Ma's a Dustman, The Harvest of Love, Scottish Trip Oct 7, 1979
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BRITISH DEMENTIA WITH IAN WHITCOMB: Ernie, Life's not all That Bad, Jollity Farm, Old Sow Song, Parking Camels where the Taxis used to be, Ayatollah Song, Weather Forecast, Eric the Half Bee, Cabaret Boys, Funky Gibbon, Friend of a Friend of Mine, Bicycle Seat, Time Warp, Yoda Jun 7, 1981
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BRITISH DEMENTIA/BOTTOM NINE-AND-A-HALF (part 2): Sick Man Blues, The Doctor, Gasman Cometh, Nappy Love, Chinese Nights, Lily the Pink, Crepitation Contest, B.C., Green Fuzz, Fish, Open Your Box, Once You Understand, The World Is, I'm Surfin' Oct 7, 1979
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BRITISH: Polka your Eyes out, Time Machine, It's Good News Week, Summertime Summertime, I Like Beer, Illegal Smile, If You Wanna be Happy, I Like 'em Big & Stupid, You Don't Bring me..., I Hate Country, Great Bell, Window Cleaner, Welly Boots, Ernie, Je T'aime, PMS Airlines, Smells like Nirvana, Ren & Stimpy May 24, 1992
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Brown Gal, Bad Boy, Long John Blues, Weirdo, Bye Bye Blackbird, Dodger Song, Split Level Head, Hoppy's Good Luck Coin, Shack Daddy, Cadillac Jack, It Should've Been Me, BONUS 1972-07-23: Smokey Joe's Cafe, All-American Boy, In a Mist, Ain't We Crazy, Nola, Mairzy Doats, TOP FIVE (MISSING #1) Mar 12, 1972
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CAFFEINE 1232: This week in our second hour we celebrate caffeine. Coffee and similar beverages have inspired many songs, including funny ones. I'm sipping coffee as I write this, in fact. Note that some of those songs are about the perils of drinking too much coffee! Also a Weird Al rarity (he sings backup on "Miniature Golf") and some Martian songs in honor of Curiosity. Language: PG-13 ("One More Year" and "Midget Love" have some sexual references, and drugs turn up in the Cheech & Chong bits, to no one's surprise). Aug 11, 2012
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CAFFEINE 1512: The subject is caffeine! 33, count 'em, 33 caffeinated songs and comedy bits, all together in one superbly stimulating show! Special added attraction - 6 sprightly spring songs, just in time for the equinox. Mar 21, 2015
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CAFFEINE 2141: Caffeinated beverages, especially coffee, have inspired a whole lot of Demented songs -- more than any other beverages except for alcohol. I've rounded up more than two dozen of them, including many never heard on the show before. Other highlights include the newly viral "Bohemian Catsody" and the story of how David Seville's first #1 hit, "Witch Doctor," originated. drdemento.com Oct 9, 2021
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CAFFEINE: Vanna Pick me a Letter, Word from Farkle, Spectrum Song, Why Does the Sun Shine, Star Wars Cantina, George Bush Language Center, Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Grandma vs. the Crusher, I Want a Proper Cup of Coffee, Stress, Coffee, Too Much Coffee, Java Jive, Liar Sleeps Tonight, Shatner, What if your Butt was Gone Sep 12, 2004
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CALIFORNIA 2407: Here is my new show, at last! Sorry for the delay - but I believe it's one of the best shows I've done lately - worth the wait I think. Hope you agree! Feb 17, 2024
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Can You Dig it, You Need an Analyst, Dr. Freud, Tibetan Memory Trick, Sweet Violets #2, Roger Boom, Fang, Blob, Constantinople, Pepino the Italian Mouse, Gentry's Gin, Them Poems, Ambrose Part 5, There Was a Fungus Among us, Junk Food Junkie, Star Drek Apr 4, 1976
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CANADA 0715: This week we salute Canada. We don't have statistics about this, but it has always seemed to us that Canada produces more comedy per capita than the USA. This show features a special Top Ten countdown of our most popular Canadian songs and sketches, plus such honorable mentions as "Little Toot" and "The Rodeo Song." Other highlights include a couple of tunes for tax time, and new songs about Mitt Romney, software licensing, and Doctor Who. Apr 15, 2007
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CANADA 1621: We salute Canada...the homeland of a lot of great audio humor, sketch comedy in particular. This week I have some of our all time most requested Canadian classics, including some that focus on what makes Canada delightfully different. Rated PG-13 (the Avenue Q song has an explicit sexual reference). May 21, 2016
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CANADA 2320: We begin with an hour of American dementia and follow it up with an hour of dementia from north of the border! Stream now or anytime at drdemento.com May 20, 2023
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Canada Day Jun 26, 2005
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CANADA, LIVE ON KLIT: Take Off, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Human Race, Religion & Politics, Buzz the Fuzz, Theme from the Monkees, Intergalactic Laxative, Pokka Dot Undies, Ain't it a Beauty, Ring Dang Doo, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Bras on 45, 500 Miles, Fish Heads, Dead Puppies Jul 10, 1994
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CANADA/FOOTBALL 1637: Double feature this week - the sequel to our Great White North extravaganza from May, with all different songs and sketches - plus (ta-daaa) Football! Lots of durty wurds in the last two songs. Sep 10, 2016
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CANADA: 90's Song, Fabulous 50's, I Have to Kill You, Britney Zombie, Warm Leatherette, Energy Crisis, Take Off, Circular Impression, Morris the Moose, Rippy the Gator, Working Where the Sun Don't Shine, Quebec Language Police, Hockey Song, Toast, Fart in an Elevator, Scotsman Mar 23, 2003
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CANADA: Freaker's Ball, Seven old Ladies, It's in the Book, Money, Little more Gauze, Leader of the Blank, Mexican Radio, Beer Hunter, Vampire Beavers, Rodeo Song, Sister Mary Elephant, Reaganomics, Fast Food, Lock the Snack Bar, Pencil Neck Geek Apr 17, 1983
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CANADA: How I Spent my Summer Vacation, Walleye, Grand Old Oprah, Amoeba Hop, Hospitality Blues, Hey Ba Ba Rebop, Zombie Jamboree, Canada Is, Keith Richard's Blood, Villie & Vaylon, Rodeo Song, Dentist, Would Jesus Wear a Rolex, Hey Rocky Jun 14, 1987
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CANADA: Man Song, Monster, 10 Coronas, Jones Polka, Wet Dream, Bicycle Seat, Rudolph got a Haircut, Bald Head, Take Off, Little Toot, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Hockey Night in Canaada, Carrot Juice is Murder, Polka-Dot Undies, Bulbous Bouffant, Boot to the Head Jul 7, 1996
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CAPT. CHAOS & JUNGLE JUDY TAKE OVER (part 2): songs of the old west, then the Doc goes out to play in the rain while the Capt. & Judy take over (MONO ONLY) Feb 2, 1975
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CAPTAIN BEEFHEART INTERVIEW (part 2): Ethel Pump, At the Moving Picture Ball, Glorious, I Love Rock and Roll, Big Eyed Beans from Venus, Ice Cream for Crow, Butcher Pete, Work the Meat, Hey Dickie, Steve, I Had Sex with E.T. Nov 7, 1982
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CAPTAIN BEEFHEART INTERVIEW (part 2): Snails and Slugs, There's a New Sound, Tropical Hot Dog Night, The Blimp, Disco Crep, Beans, Birthday, Bike, Moped City, Hello DJ, Giant Munchkin Dwarf, Chaos, Titties and Beer Nov 26, 1978
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CAPTAIN BEEFHEART INTERVIEW: High School Montage, Graduation Day, Sarah Jackman, Silent E, Tropical Hot Dog Night, Blimp, Cement Mixer, Christmas Carol, Amazing Man, Moritat, Mack the Knife, Eric the Half a Bee, Gilligan's Island Stairway, My Name is Larry, Hamster Love Nov 26, 1978
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CAPTAIN BEEFHEART TRIBUTE 1102: Robots & monkeys, Laurel & Hardy, buses & trucks, and eyebrow hairs all get their due in this show. In place of the bonus tracks, the Doctor shares memories of (and conversations with) that master of mad music, Captain Beefheart (who died in December), in a 55+-minute tribute. Jan 8, 2011
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CAR TUNES 1038: Got some car tunes for you this week! Longtime favorites along with many not heard for awhile. Also some terrific new stuff including Steve Goodie's salute to the would-be book burner of Gainesville, Florida, plus new CD's by Mike Phirman (of Hard & Phirm), The Amoeba People and more, plus a long-lost live tape of "Existential Blues" - and Whimsical Will's 30th Anniversary! Explicit language on the George Carlin track. Sep 18, 2010
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CARS 0738:We've got a mighty garage-full of funny songs about cars and driving, and we open the garage doors wide on this show, with car tunes from "Weird Al" Yankovic (a rare demo), Monty Python, George Carlin and lots more, plus some rarities from the very dawn of the automotive era. Sep 23, 2007
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CARS 0739: Once again our subject is Car Tunes...and a race that roars to the finish line with a Top Ten countdown of all time favorite demented car songs. Sep 30, 2007
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CARS 1508: It's car tune time again, with 26 songs and bits all about automobiles! Plus a tribute to Gary Owens, a new Weird Al song, and lots more. Feb 21, 2015
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CARS 1538: Our crazed classic car show returns for another episode of highway hilarity from 1902 to the 21st century...with nearly an hour of free-for-all for an opening act. Sep 19, 2015
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CARS 2228: Today's show will take you on a musical joyride! We have an hour of Demented songs about cars, plus a first hour free-for-all with equally Demented songs about a bunch of other things, plus the Demented News with Whimsical Will! Hear it now at drdemento.com. Jul 9, 2022
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CARS ON KSCA: Mercury Blues, Cadillac Heaven, Learn how to Drive, Driving Instructor, Car Noises, Harv Kirshner, One Piece at a Time, Dance of the Hours, Car Phone, Driving in San Francisco, Car Song medley, Contact, Making Love in a Subaru, Hot Rod Lincoln, Transfusion Jun 25, 1995
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CARS: Bird on my Head, Get a Haircut Dad, Kookie Lend me your Comb, Monster Rap, Ballad of Bethnal Green, Mama get your Hammer, Biological Weapons, Pizza Face, Radio Shack, I Like Gumby, Can't get my Motor to Start, Australian Motor Insurance Claims, She Drives like Crazy, Hey Rocky Oct 15, 1989
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CARS: I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me, Split Level Head, Cecil the Unwanted French Fry, My Name is not Merv Griffin, Punk Puppies, To Fernando with Love, Let's Make Lust, Lumberjack Song, Dead Skunk, Driving in my Car, Emergency on the Turnpike, Time Warp, School Days, Shaving Cream, Two Dreadful Children Sep 5, 1982
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CARS: Intro and the Outro, Lumberjack Song, We're the Cubs Fans, Car Alarm, Car Noises, 15 Days under the Hood, Can't Get my Motor to Start, Rocket 88, Making Love in a Subaru, Bitching Camaro, Mercury Blues, Cadillac Heaven, Driving Instructor, Hey Spidey, Sirius Black, Spongy Dance Jul 25, 2004
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CARS: Oy It's so Humid, Too Darn Hot, Fax me a Beer, Hamster Love, Dancing Fool, Car Noises, Used Cars, Sunday Driving, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, Stop Dragging my Car Around, Car Phone, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Smells like Nirvana, Dead Puppies Aug 9, 1992
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CARS: Seven Old Ladies Locked in a Lavatory, Mrs. Fletcher, Nails, Kuwait City, Don't Give us a Reason, Groceries Came to Life, Bodine Brown, Dork Dancing, Sunday Driving, Hot Rod Lincoln, We Shot the New Kids on the Block, Oy It's so Humid, Star Trekkin', Day in the Life (Beatle Rap) (MONO ONLY) Sep 23, 1990
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CARTOON SONGS: So Long Mom, M-80, K-tel Commercial, Walter Brennan Blues, Hello Mom, Running Bare, Friday the 13th the Musical, Bingo Song, Brady Bunch, Little Animals in Heat, Popeye the Sailor Man, Look at all Those Idiots, Uncle Jack Says Relax, Mack the Knife, Kick Ass U.S.A. Jan 27, 1991
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CARTOON TUNES II 9715: A heaping helping of cartoon themes and songs by and about cartoon characters. Also includes a Gene Autry tribute with special guests. Apr 13, 1997
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CARTOONS & COWS: Beverly Hills 90210, It's a Really Big Show Tonight, Recession Blues, Pizza Girl, Mutant Cows, Powerhouse Jan 10, 1993
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CARTOONS (Part2): My Bed Is A Boat, Kill The Wabbit, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, See an Elephant Fly Apr 2, 2006
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CARTOONS 0918: Our show is extremely animated this week - it's got over 30 cartoon themes and demented songs about cartoons. It's like a whole week of Saturday mornings (or matinees!) The bonus tracks are a half dozen forgotten but charming pop songs about Disney characters, from 1929-1936 - very rare original 78's from the Demento Archives (plus one from Musical Mike). May 3, 2009
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CARTOONS 2308: This flashback episode is overflowing with an hour or so of cartoon toons from all eras! Feb 25, 2023
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CARTOONS: Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Saturday Morning Confusion, Sixpence, Ralph & Herbie, MC Hammer, Backwards Song, My Girl's Pussy, Bears, Little Animals in Heat, Betty Boop Theme, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man, When I See an Elephant Fly, Jetsons Theme, Hey Rocky, Wappin, Oxymoron, Simpsons are Resistable, Lines in the Sand Jan 27, 1991
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CARTOONS: Beep Beep, Car Noises, Hamster Love, Potato, Demented News 10th Anniversary, Lizzie Borden, TV Guy, 3-Legged Man, Save the Beer, Margaritas, Boobs a Lot, Woody Woodpecker, Cartoon Hell, Get off the Phone and Drive, Cows with Guns, In my Country, Star Wars Cantina Mar 9, 1997
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CARTOONS: Puddy Tat,Believe in Bugs,Popeye, Betty Boop Mar 26, 2006
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CATS 0833: We salute cats on this week's show. All kinds of cats, and all kinds of opinions about those lovably contrary critters. We also present this week a salute to the late Steve Goodman, and a most remarkable book about Steve that was published recently. Hard-to-find treats include "Marijuana Munchies," "Bubbling Brain Cells" and "(It's Not Nice To Fool) Mother Nature," the latter two on the online version only (the one you can access here). Aug 17, 2008
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CATS 0931: Cats are our topic this week. Well over an hour of kitty ditties including more than a dozen that weren't played last year. Aside from that, Weird Al's latest inspired the Doctor to bring out a couple more nautical favorites...and we remember Walter Cronkite with a rare song about him from the early 1970s. Aug 2, 2009
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CATS 1034: What comes after the dog days of summer? The cat days of summer, of course. On this show we have a whole lot of cat songs, including many we didn't get to last year. Also - nostalgic bits by TV stars Larry Storch and Max Headroom, great new funny music by Johnny Walker, and the scourge of Autotune. Beware of durty wurds on Robin Williams' "Cats" and the last two bonus tracks. Aug 21, 2010
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CATS 1134: And now we celebrate the Cat Days of August 2011. Like our dog show last week, there's a minimum of duplication with last year's cat show (the Doctor did consent to repeat a handful of the most requested kitty ditties). Also notable: Frank Crumit's 1929 ode to Wall Street debacles, and Steve Goodie's epic parody of "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Albuquerque." Aug 20, 2011
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CATS 1333: We feature cat songs this week. Funny cat songs are not as plentiful as cat videos, probably because they require more talent to entertain. Here are some of the best I've found. Also this week: the legendary Pete "Mad Daddy" Myers, "Idi Amin Meets Eydie Gorme," and Andy Kaufman's first tapes. Aug 17, 2013
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CATS 1933: There are not as many cat songs as there are dog songs, but some cat songs are extra special, and very demented! Lots of those on this week's show, along with a tribute to the late Dick Price, and a 50th anniversary salute to Disneyland's Haunted Mansion, with former Mansion employee Whimsical Will. Aug 17, 2019
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CATS 2032: In August we're spotlighting companion animals! Cats are first up this year, with over an hour of Demented feline favorites. Aug 8, 2020
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CATS 2134: Dinosaur Song, Birdhouse in your Soul, Rap Yodeler, Clean Song, She Grabbed my Coconuts, Shlock Rod, Traffic Lights, Driving through Chicago, Big Cat, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Cat Song, Siamese Cat Song, Overflowing Catbox Blues, Cat Came Back, Monster, 7-11, Earache my Eye Aug 21, 2021
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CATS 2234: Our topic this week is cats. Lots of funny songs about cats -- young and old, good and bad, sweet and not so sweet. Just like in real life! It's a whole new show, streamable now at www.drdemento.com. Aug 20, 2022
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CATS 2333: Last week we celebrated the dog days of summer...Cats deserve a celebration too! We'll hear 28 songs about cats this week, most of them complimentary. This show also features the Logan Awards nominees for parody songs. Stream this show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com Aug 19, 2023
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CATS/IAN WHITCOMB INTERVIEW: Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, My Mommy Loves my Daddy, Green-eyed Dragon, Top Cat, Cat's Dead, I Hate Cats, Siamese Cat, My Girl's Pussy, You Turn Me on, You Tell Her I Stutter, Go Shopping, Gilligan's Island Stairway Aug 27, 1989
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CATS/JOE Bevilacqua INTERVIEW: Bitchin Camaro, I Don't Wanna get Drafted, Grandpa Died Laughing, Happy Boy, Punk Polka, High School Song, Yogi Bear meets Celebrities, Siamese Cat Song, When Cats Take Over the World, Whiskers and Me, Arnold Rap, Carrot Juice is Murder, Star Trekkin Aug 24, 2003
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CATS: Cause I'm a Blond, My Dead Dog Rover, Stop Dragging my Car Around, How Come my Dog Don't Bark, Walleye, Vampire Beavers, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, I Taut I Taw a Putty Tat, My Girl's Pussy, Cows with Guns, Viagra in the Waters Aug 27, 2000
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CATS: Dave, Prednisone, Rock & Roll Doctor, It's Hard to Kiss Your Lips at Night, I Like Cartoons, Lincoln Park Pirates, America, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Feline American Princess, I Hate Cats, Whiskers & Me, Never Set the Cat on Fire, Robot Cat, Shatner, Spongy Dance, This Land is Your Land Aug 15, 2004
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CATS: Deteriorata, Trapped in an Elevator with a Mime, Because You're You, Schooner Buffooner, Bob, Russian Bandstand, Foreign Songs Translated to English, Final Exam, Spliceway to Heaven, Big Cat, Siamese Cat Song, Overflowing Cat Box Blues, Cat Came Back, Ice Age Baby, Ooh Don't Touch That Aug 25, 1991
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CATS: Dinosaur Song, Birdhouse in your Soul, Rap Yodeler, Clean Song, She Grabbed my Coconuts, Shlock Rod, Traffic Lights, Driving through Chicago, Big Cat, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Cat Song, Siamese Cat Song, Overflowing Catbox Blues, Cat Came Back, Monster, 7-11, Earache my Eye Aug 25, 1991
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CATS: Let's all Get Demented, Are You Lonesome Tonight?, Surfer Joe, Surfin Bird, Read my Lips, Fruit Song, Coming Back for More, I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate our Home, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Siamese Cat Song, Tomcat Blues, I Hate Cats, Forever Fluffy, If You Want Free Speech go to Russia, Timothy, They Drive me Brady, Uncle Jack Says Relax Aug 26, 1990
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CATS: Lumberjack Song, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Monkey Became President, Hawaiian War Chant, Siamese Cat Song, I Hate Cats, Penultimate Supper, Squirrels Sep 5, 1993
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CATS: My Girl's Pussy, Cats, The Cat Song, Puddy Cat, Cat Box, Cat Handcuffs, F.A.P. Aug 30, 1998
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CATS: Oy It's So Humid, Silicon Valley Guy, Me And My Vibrator, Siamese Cat Song, Cat Came Back, My Girl's Pussy Aug 22, 1999
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CATS: There's a new Sound, Wrap it up, Fast Food, Cockroach that ate Cincinnati, Chiggers, I Lobster but Never Flounder, Ain't we Crazy, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Mel Blanc Tribute, Cats, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, I Hate Cats, Siamese Cat, My Girl's Pussy, Joker, Spam, Hey Batman Sep 3, 1989
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CELEBRITIES 0431: Great Bell, Prednisone, Lips That Chew Your Ass Out, Sink the Bismarck, F. People, Stallone Again, Shatner, Spongy Dance Aug 1, 2004
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CELEBRITIES 0810: This show (or most of it) is all about celebrities. Famous people often inspire scorn, jealousy and/or lust among the satiric songwriters in our culture, and all of those are on display this week...along with songs actually sung by celebrities who did not become famous because of their singing. Other neat items here include "The Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler" (aka The Legend of Gunga Din), the Contra Rap and our first taste of Sean Cullen's scandalous new CD. Mar 9, 2008
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CENSORSHIP: Grunge Song, They Won't Play this Song on the Radio, O.J.O., Doors, Big Fat Road Manager, Streak, Hello D.J., 4 Letter Words, Universal Adjective, Censor Us, Elderly Man River, 7 Words You Can't Say on TV, Hey Batman, Do the Picard, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist Jul 30, 1995
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Chaos, Sweet Violets, Tale of the Ticker, Pretty and the Wolf, Casey Jones Special, Loch Ness Monster, Vegetable Song, Butch Soap, Feetball, We're the Sunday Drivers, Molasses, Ice Cream Truck, Stars and Stripes, Disco Tech, Who's on First Aug 29, 1976
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CHEECH & CHONG INTERVIEW: I Live in a Split Level Head, Man who Comes Around, Cat Handcuffs, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Dying Business, Test Tube Baby, It Makes a Fellow Proud to be a Soldier, Like a Dribbling Fram, Dave, Little Red Riding Hood, Basic Hip, Up in Smoke, Gilligan's Island, Ballad of Irving Oct 22, 1978
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CHEECH & CHONG INTERVIEW: Let it All Hang Out, On the Road Again, Inquisition, Shut up and Drink Your Beer, Alabama Song, Nice Dreams Theme, Crashing the Party, Soul Pad, Black Lassie, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, Shaddup You Face, Yoda Jun 14, 1981
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Cheese Burger Deluxe, Hector the Garbage Collector, Argument Clinic, Everybody Works but Father, We'll Ride with Nixon, Blassie King of Men, My Pink Half of the Drain Pipe, Australian Table Wines, Buzz the Fuzz, Meet me at the Beach, Spam, 3 Drunk Newts, 400 Mile Gas Line Sep 2, 1979
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CHEESE/PIZZA (KSCA): Plexiglas Toilet, Gremmie out of Control, Mama Rap, Day after Day, Killer Bees, Television Ruined my Life, Hong Kong Phooey, Transfusion, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Answering Machine, Happy Boy, Cheese Shop, Pizza Song, No Anchovies Please, Ode to my Car, Mr. Twister (MONO ONLY) Jul 7, 1996
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CHILDREN (from Morris Studios): I've Got a Tan like David Hasselhoff, Insane and the Brain, I Killed Chatty Kathy, Laughing Gnome, Subway Song, Buddy Can You Spare a Condo, Those Two Dreadful Children, Hippity Hop, I Know You're a Fish, In My Country Jul 27, 1997
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CHILDREN 0812: Songs about nice children can be heartwarming...but the ones about nasty kids are much funnier! Guess which kind of songs we feature in this show. We also salute the late Gary Gygax (co-creator of Dungeons & Dragons), organic restrooms, and the Easter Bunny. Mar 23, 2008
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CHILDREN'S RECORDS PART 2 1231: Here's Part II of our survey of classic children's records, from the 1940s to the 21st century, plus our usual merry miscellany. Language: Steve Goodie made a special bleeped version of "Hey, Fred Phelps" for us, but the subject matter may require a bit of parental guidance anyway. Everything else is nice and clean this week. Aug 4, 2012
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CHILDRENS RECORDS 1227: This week's show features more than an hour of "Golden Age" children's records. We've had a lot of requests for these, and here are six complete stories from 1947-1950 plus other delights. (See our blog at www.drdemento.com for more info). Also, our farewell to Andy Griffith. Jul 7, 2012
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CHIPMUNKS INTERVIEW: Chocolate, Wet T-shirt Night, I like Food, Jogger's Song, Hi-Fi Blues, Black Lassie, E.T.'s Adventures in L.A., Whip It, Witch Doctor, Japanese Banana, Alvin's All-Star Chipmunk Bank, Stallone Again Naturally, I Had Sex with Pac-Man, Icebox Man, I Love Rocky Road Aug 22, 1982
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CHIPMUNKS: Elements, Beans in my Ears, Crazy Every Night, Hockey Here Tonight, Cyclops, Boa Constrictor, Radio Song, Battle of New Orleans, Snoopy & the Red Baron, Army Song, Come on a my House, Witch Doctor, Alvin for President, Every few Years, Honey Earthers, Mr. Comet, Rock me Jerry Lewis Apr 20, 1986
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CHRISTMAS #1 0848: And awaaaay we go with our first Christmas spectacular for 2008. New and inspired songs, old and desired songs, stacks & stacks of 'em piled up every which way under our virtual radio Christmas tree. Everything we love about Christmas, and everything we hate, it's all here, and so is the Top Ten for November. I want to especially point out our x-rated, yes, that's X-RATED bonus segment, filled with some of the most outrageously irreverent holiday songs ever made! Be forewarned...lots of four-letter words and generally disgusting grossness. We've put it at the very end of our stream, making it easier for parents and others not inclined to listen to such things to turn it off without missing such gems as "An Axl Christmas" (in honor of the long-delayed Guns 'n Roses album), "I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas" and "Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday" (an ode to political incorrectness). Nov 30, 2008
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CHRISTMAS #2 0849: Here's show number two of our four-show holiday spectacular for 2008. Highlights include the ever-popular "Blue Christmas" (piggy style) by Seymour Swine & the Squeelers, "Ding! Fries are Done" by Billy from Burger King, and Robert Lund's stupendous new parody of the worst Christmas song ever, "The Christmas Shoes." And for our online listeners only...nothing nasty this time, just 20+ minutes of extreme rarities from way, way back in the Demento Archives. Dec 7, 2008
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CHRISTMAS #3 0750: Santa loses his brains, goes crazy and butchers his reindeer (the most famous of which had already been shot by a deer hunter)...but St. Nick doesn't cop out on Frosty's dope. Granny gets all lit up on fruitcake brandy, though...and then there's that dose of acid, and the hippopotamus, and the sex toys...Just another Christmas in the land of Dementia, with lots of rare items you won't find anywhere else. Dec 16, 2007
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CHRISTMAS #3 0850: Santa rides again (and has other strange experiences) in part 3 of our four-part Christmas Cavalcade of 2008. Lots of old favorites and a few very demented new things. I want to call special attention to the online-only bonus segment which has nine songs a bunch of people have asked for, that we just didn't have room for on the radio version this year. From now on the online-only segments will be transmitted at the end of the show (hope that's OK!) Dec 14, 2008
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CHRISTMAS #4 0751: Here's the grand finale to our 2007 holiday celebration. As is our tradition we favor the old favorites this time - "Christmas Dragnet," "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth," "The Pretty Little Dolly" - but there's also new holiday hilarity, including 2007's most-noticed new novelty Christmas release (The Dan Band), an all-new Bohemian Christmas Rhapsody (not the same one we heard last year), and Santa Claus appearing in the form of a cow (thanks to NorDakota's Mylo Hatzenbuhler). Dec 23, 2007
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CHRISTMAS 06 #4: It's our final Christmas show of 2006, and I think you'll agree we saved the best for last! Brand new demented discs mix with some of our most cherished Christmas oldies. "How Did This Thing Get In Me" by Mary & The Magi is the most imaginative and colorful (and, likely, accurate) new version of the original Christmas story I've heard in years. "Santa's EMail From Nigeria" by Dr. Elmo is another dandy new wrinkle. You'll chuckle at two (almost) forgotten 1950s knockoffs of the Chipmunk Song, not to mention Canned Heat's rare 1968 collaboration with the legendary rodents themselves. Actor Dave Coulier's 1980s "Cartoons Christmas" is a rare find. Stan Freberg's "Christmas Dragnet," Cheech & Chong's "Santa Claus and his Old Lady" and Basil Rathbone's radiant reading of "The Night Before Christmas" help to make the season right. Dec 24, 2006
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CHRISTMAS 0949: Here's the first of our three Christmas/Hanukkah shows for 2009. Old holiday favorites (some of which haven't been on the show in years) mix with contemporary songs reflecting the conditions of Christmas today. More new songs (and oldies too) are in the bonus segment. Dec 6, 2009
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CHRISTMAS 0950: Here's Part Two of our three-part holiday celebration for 2009, with half a dozen Chanukah carols joining our rollicking roster of Yuletide hilarities. WARNING: the bonus tracks this week are what we might call an Anti-Christmas show...songs that are not in what's usually called the Christmas spirit, and are absolutely not recommended for children...but you've told us how much you love these songs that we mostly can't play on radio, so here they are. Dec 13, 2009
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CHRISTMAS 0951: Here's our final holiday show for 2009. Lots of old favorites plus some we haven't heard for years, and a few brand new carols as well. The bonus tracks include, among other things, three of the "worst" Christmas songs of all time. Dec 20, 2009
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CHRISTMAS 1050: Here's the first of our three Christmas shows for 2010. It's a mad and merry mix of old favorites and 21st century carols, most of which weren't played in 2009. If you're flying home for the holidays you must hear this week's Demented News, the funniest bit yet about that T.S.A. business. Dec 11, 2010
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CHRISTMAS 1051: Here's part two of our Christmas party for 2010, with holiday trash and treasures old and new. For the bonus tracks I've gathered seven of the most vile and disgusting holiday songs around, uncensored of course! The rest of the show is appropriately Demented family entertainment. Dec 18, 2010
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CHRISTMAS 1052: Our third and final Christmas show for 2010 features a big stack of songs about what people do on Christmas Day, plus songs about reactions to holiday gifts, and that dreaded After Christmas Syndrome. The bonus tracks feature some of the earliest known Christmas records (some over a century old) and one more R-rated Christmas outrage. Dec 25, 2010
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CHRISTMAS 1550: Santa Claus endures more abuse in our second holiday outrage for 2015, which also looks at his darker side! Also starring Krampus, Mr. Grinch, Seymour Swine and a defrosted Frosty. Rated PG for a bit of language. Dec 12, 2015
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CHRISTMAS 1551: Our final Christmas show for 2015 has everything from the sarcastic to the sentimental...holiday songs and stories to tickle your funnybone and warm your heart. Rated PG-13 for incidental f-words ("Lonely Jew at Christmas"), drug references ("Twelve Days") and some innuendo here and there. Dec 19, 2015
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CHRISTMAS 1650: Santa gets into a bit of difficulty this week! Our first Christmas show for 2016 also features Walking Round in Women's Underwear, Wreck the Malls, Merry Christmas You Suckers, I Want a Part Time Girl for Christmas, Christmas at Ground Zero, The Wrap Trap and lots more. Dec 10, 2016
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CHRISTMAS 1651: Another brand new show with more Christmas classics (and some new stuff too). "Santa Lost a Ho," "Open Me First," "The Christmas Thong," "If There's a War On Christmas (Christmas Is Winning)," and a ca. 1897 recording of "Jingle Bells" are among the highlights. Note: the Eric Idle song (after the "Stay Demented" finale) has highly explicit language. Dec 17, 2016
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CHRISTMAS 1749: Here's my first Christmas show for 2017, "taped" this week for your Christmas & Hanukkah pleasure...a song for Kwanzaa too, and a couple for Krampus! The final segment is PG-13. Dec 9, 2017
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CHRISTMAS 1751: And here's our ultimate Christmas show for 2017! This year's last Christmas show, in other words. Lots & lots of requests - some unusual things along with the hits. Dec 23, 2017
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CHRISTMAS 1851: Dr. D's last blast for Christmas 2018 is another stellar all-new program of vintage Demented holiday delights, many by request (and a couple of provocative new ones too) plus a special Christmas edition of the Audio Torture Chamber. Dec 22, 2018
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Christmas 1974: Santafly, Jewish Christmas, Harry Kari, Don't Give Me No Goose, Christmas Dragnet Dec 22, 1974
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CHRISTMAS 1977 PART 1: Frosty the Dopeman, 12 Gifts of Christmas, Open me First, Jingle Bells, Santa Fly, Chipmunk Song, Santa's Beard, Frontier Christmas, Dept. Store Santa, Football, Christmas Tree, Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, Daddy's Christmas, Beatles Christmas Dec 18, 1977
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CHRISTMAS 1977 PART 2: Wreck the Halls, Jingle Bells, Blue Christmas, White Christmas, Christmas Carol, Green Christmas, Santa Jaws, Randolph the Flat Nose Reindeer, Hanukah Song, Santa and his Old Lady, My Two Front Teeth, Merry Christmas to All, Christmas Carol Dec 18, 1977
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CHRISTMAS 1978 ON KMET (part 1): Jingle Bells, Open me First, Irreverent Medley, Christmas Dragnet, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, Christmas Crazies, Indian Santa Claus, Hanukkah Medley, Christmas Night in Harlem, Got a Cold in the Nose for Christmas, Superman's Christmas Adventure Dec 24, 1978
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CHRISTMAS 1978 ON KMET (part 2): Donde Esta Santa Claus, Surfer's Christmas List, White Christmas, Blue Christmas, Santa Jaws, Please Come Home for Christmas, Santa's Coffee, Christmas Song, Green Christmas, Hanukkah Song, Santa Claus and his Old Lady, I Want You for Christmas, Christmas Balls Dec 24, 1978
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CHRISTMAS 1980 (part 1): Code in the Doze for Christmas, Happy Xmas, Sleighride Party, L.A. Rams Christmas, Night Before Christmas, Punk Rock Christmas, Granny's Fruitcake, Kung Fu Christmas, NFL Christmas Dec 21, 1980
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CHRISTMAS 1980 (part 2): Santa and the Sidewalk Surfer, Open me First, Santa Claus is Dead, White Christmas, Beatles Seventh Christmas Record, Have a Demented Christmas, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 21, 1980
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CHRISTMAS 1981: Monster's Holiday, 12 Days of Christmas, Chipmunk Song, What Can You Get a Wookie for Christmas?, Jingle Bell Rock, Green Christmas, I Want Eddie Fisher for Christmas, Kung Fu Christmas, Rockabilly Christmas, Santa Got a Sunburn, Open me First, Christmas Carol, Santa Claus and his Old Lady, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 20, 1981
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CHRISTMAS 1982 (part 1): Rockabilly Christmas, Jingle Bells medley, Twelve Days medley, Merry Christmas in the NFL, Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, L.A. Rams Christmas Dec 19, 1982
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CHRISTMAS 1982 (part 2): Cartoons Christmas, Santa's predicaments medley, Santa Claus Retired, Father Christmas, Christmas Balls, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 19, 1982
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CHRISTMAS 1986: I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus, Let's Blow up the Tow Truck, Teenage Lobotomy, My Heart is Artificial but my Love for you is Real, Hey Dude Let's Party, Red Christmas, Walking in an Icy Parking Lot, Soap on a Rope, Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, Cocktail Christmas, Rapping the Bear, Hey Bruce Dec 14, 1986
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Christmas 1995 Dec 17, 1995
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CHRISTMAS 2000 PART 2: Holy Shit it's Christmas, Snowman, Here Comes Fatty Claus, Who Let the Elves Out, War of the Lights, White Trash Christmas, Rudolph the Bald Headed Reindeer, Wrap Your Gifts, Santa Claus is Smoking Reefer, How the Grinch Stole Hanukkah, Redneck Twelve Days of Christmas, Ding Fries are Done Dec 10, 2000
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CHRISTMAS 2150: Part 2 of my Christmas trilogy is now available for streaming - featuring Tom Lehrer, the Aquabats, Randy Rainbow, Barnes & Barnes, the Mushroom Tab. Choir and more Demented holiday favorites old and new. Also a Dr. D exclusive - Osaka Popstar's rockin' new cover of "The Christmas That Almost Wasn't." www.drdemento.com Dec 11, 2021
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CHRISTMAS 2151: And here it is - our third and final all-Christmas show for 2021. More Demented holiday songs old and new, in a wide variety of styles and smiles! No duplication of the past two weeks. On Christmas Day we'll have the Funny 25! www.drdemento.com Dec 18, 2021
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Christmas 92#1 Dec 13, 1992
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Christmas 92#2 Dec 20, 1992
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Christmas 93#1 Dec 12, 1993
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Christmas 93#2 Dec 19, 1993
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CHRISTMAS 94 #1 Dec 11, 1994
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CHRISTMAS 94 #2 Dec 18, 1994
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CHRISTMAS 94 #3 Dec 25, 1994
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Christmas 95 Dec 10, 1995
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Christmas 95 #3 Dec 24, 1995
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Christmas 98#1 Dec 6, 1998
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Christmas 98#2 Dec 13, 1998
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Christmas 98#3 Dec 20, 1998
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Christmas 99#1 Dec 5, 1999
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Christmas 99#2 Dec 12, 1999
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Christmas 99#3 Dec 19, 1999
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Christmas Celebration 97#1 Dec 7, 1997
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Christmas Celebration 97#2 Dec 14, 1997
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Christmas Celebration 97#3 Dec 21, 1997
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CHRISTMAS EVE SPECIAL HOUR: Chipmunk Song with Canned Heat, Pancho Claus, Beatles Christmas is Here Again, Pancho's Christmas, Story of Snoopy's Christmas, I Want You for Christmas, Christmas Balls, Santa Doesn't Cop Out on Dope (MONO ONLY) Dec 24, 1973
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CHRISTMAS IN AUGUST: Madalena Hadalena, Dirty old Man, I'd Rather be Dead, Hello this isn't Anna, Desecration Rag, Abominable Snowman, All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth, Twelve Gifts of Christmas, Birthday, He Hit Me, My Name is Larry, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten Aug 27, 1978
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CHRISTMAS IN JULY: Battle of Kookamunga, Be Prepared, Tattooed Lady, Buffy come Back, Donald the Dub, I Found the Brains of Santa Claus, Wreck the Halls, Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer, Hostility Rag, Red Wing, Running Bear, Galaxy Song, Silicon Valley Guy, I Love Rocky Road Jul 10, 1983
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CHRISTMAS IN JULY: Christmas at Ground Zero, Ballad of Ross Perot, Arnold Rap, My Dog ate Nolan Ryan, Freeze-dried Fido, Masochism Tango, Thorazine Shuffle, Neil Young, It's Christmas & I Wonder Where I am, An Axel Christmas, Father Christmas, Grandma Got run Over by a Reindeer, You Don't Bring me Flowers, Spider, Hey Batman 92 Jul 19, 1992
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CHRISTMAS IN JULY: I Don't have to Work Tomorrow, Dirty old Man, Bang my Bald Spot, Who's on First, Marry an Ugly Woman, Mama get your Hammer, Crusher, Head Cheese, O Holy Night, Dear Santa, Restroom Door Said Gentlemen, Tired of the Hanukah Song, Frosty the Dope Man, Ding Fries are Done, I am Santa Claus, Rusty Chevrolet, Night Santa went Crazy Jul 20, 2003
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CHRISTMAS IN JULY: Merry Minuet, Day at the Beach, Butthead Rap, Bonanza, Spam, Timothy, Coming Back for More, Just to Feed my Dog, Rusty Chevrolet, My Two Front Teeth, You Ain't Getting Diddley Squat, Carmen Miranda's Ghost, Ice Ice Baby, Werecow, Domino Death Jul 21, 1991
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CHRISTMAS IN JULY: Teenage Lobotomy, Woke up This Morning, Worry, Ape Call, Hey X-Men, In my Country, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Christmas Balls, O Holy Night, It's an Axl Christmas, I Want an Alien for Christmas, I Farted on Santa's Lap, Blue Christmas, Santa's Gonna Kick your Ass Jul 16, 2000
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CHRISTMAS IN JULY: Terrorist Christmas, Axel Christmas, If 10% is Good Enough for Jesus, Put Another Log on the Fire, Smells like Nirvana, Lyle Lovett's Hair, Santa Claus is Watching You, Condoms for Christmas, Talking Vietnam Pot Luck Blues, Rusty Chevrolet, Shlock Rod, Yoda, Trip to Jurassic Park Jul 25, 1993
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CHRISTMAS ON KSCA: Christmas Wrapping, Christmas at my House, Frosty the Snowman, Hula Holiday, You can Sue, Night Before Christmas, Rudolph the Bald Headed Reindeer, I've Got some Presents for Santa, Christmas Pudding, All I Want for Christmas is my 2 Front Teeth, Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer Dec 25, 1994
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CHRISTMAS PART 1: Christmas Carol, Relatives are Coming to Town, Part-time Girl for Christmas, Santa and the Purple People Eater, I Saw Elvis Dressed as Santa Claus, Gluey Christmas medley, Father Christmas, Beatles Christmas, Christmas is Revolting, If Santa was a Hoosier, Silent Night, Caterwall of the Bells, Whip me Santa Claus, Christmas Pitch, You Ain't Getting Diddley Squat, Rudolph the Brown-Nosed Reindeer Dec 16, 1990
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CHRISTMAS part 1: Doggone Jingle Bells, Merry Christmas You Suckers, Twas the Night Before Christmas in Dementia, Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, Pretty Little Dolly, Night Rider Christmas, I'm Going out of my Mind, Santa Baby, Star Wars vs. Santa Claus Dec 14, 1986
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CHRISTMAS PART 1: It's Christmas & I Wonder Where I Am, Santa Claus is Watching You, Rudolph the Brown-Nosed Reindeer, Dashing through the Aisles, Money for Christmas, Father Christmas, Santa's Moving On, Chipmunks Roasting, Good King Kong Looked Out, Merry Christmas You Suckers, Blue Christmas, Green Christmas, Santa Claus & his old Lady, Christmas at Ground Zero Dec 15, 1991
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CHRISTMAS PART 1: It's Christmas and I Wonder Where I Am, Christmas Balls, I Found the Brains of Santa Claus, We're Getting Massaged for Christmas, David Duke is Coming to Town, Santa Got a DWI, I'm in Good with Santa Claus, Funky Christmas Party with the Undead, Santa's Lament, I've Got Some Presents for Santa, Satan Claus, Kill a Tree for Christ, An Axl Christmas Dec 15, 1991
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CHRISTMAS PART 1: Must be Santa, Taking Care of Christmas, This Year I'm Shopping on Ebay, Who Let the Elves Out, Dearest Mr. Claus, I Farted on Santa's Lap, Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass, Da Turdy Point Christmas, How the Grinch Stole Hanukkah, Axl Christmas, I Want an Alien for Christmas, Fanboy Christmas, Blue Christmas Dec 3, 2000
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CHRISTMAS PART 1: Santa Claus is Watching You, Wrap the Bear, Wreck the Malls, Star Wars vs. Santa Claus, I Want You for Christmas, Relatives are Coming to Town, Pretty Little Dolly, Ho Ho Ho, Hanukkah Rocks, I'm Going out of my Mind, 12 Pains of Christmas, Green Christmas, Totally Ridiculous 12 Days of Christmas Dec 13, 1987
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CHRISTMAS PART 1: Squirley Christmas, Nutcracker Suite, Night Before Christmas, Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas, Super Skier, White Christmas, Santa Jaws, In the Mood, My 2 Front Teeth, Hanukah Music Box, Christmas Dragnet, Dallas Cowboys, Surfer's Christmas List, Wonderful Day Dec 19, 1976
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CHRISTMAS PART 1: Wreck the Halls, White Christmas, Good King Kong Looked Out, Have a Jewish Christmas, Ayatollah Khomeini Doll, I Want You for Christmas, Make a Daft Noise for Christmas, Santa Claus is Dead, Christmas Dragnet Dec 23, 1979
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CHRISTMAS PART 2/4: Holy Shit It's Christmas, You Ain't Getting Diddley Squat, Santa Baby, Redneck 12 Days of Christmas, Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass, Blue Christmas, Damn it I'm Vixen, Osama Got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 7, 2003
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CHRISTMAS PART 2: 12 Gifts of Christmas, Rudolph the Redneck Reindeer, Rusty Chevrolet, Chimney Song, I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas, Money for Christmas, Pretty Little Dolly, Christmas Balls, Christmas Dragnet, Whip me Santa Claus, Santa's Moving on, Frosty the Dopeman Dec 23, 1990
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CHRISTMAS PART 2: Everywhere it's Christmas, Gridlock Christmas, Santa & the Satellite, I Killed Santa, Hunting for Rudolph, Snoopy's Christmas, You Can Sue, Here Comes Santa, Don't Give me no Goose for Christmas, Terrorist Christmas, Christmas Dragnet, March of the Christmas Toys, 12 Pains of Christmas, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 22, 1991
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CHRISTMAS PART 2: Everywhere it's Christmas, We're Getting Massaged for Christmas, 12 Days of Christmas, Rock & Roll Santa, I Saw Elvis Dressed as Santa Claus, Jingle Bells, Reindeer Boogie, Pretty Little Dolly, My Birthday is on Christmas, Gluey Christmas, Chimney Song, I Found the Brains of Santa Claus, They had a Merry Christmas, Christmas Dragnet, Christmas Balls Dec 25, 1988
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CHRISTMAS PART 2: I Want You for Christmas, My Birthday comes on Christmas, Beatles for Christmas, Little St. Nick, On the Night Before Christmas, Bebop Santa Claus, Have a Jewish Christmas, Wreck the Halls, Santa Claus & his Old Lady, Ho Ho Ho, Snoopy's Christmas, Christmas Balls, 12 Gifts of Christmas, Deck the Halls Dec 19, 1976
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CHRISTMAS PART 2: Surfer's Christmas List, Bebop Santa Claus, Santa Jaws 1 & 2, Donde Esta Santa Claus, I Want a Beatle for Christmas, Chincy Old Scrooge, Santa Claus Blues, Open me First, Christmas Balls, Twelve Days of Christmas Dec 23, 1979
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CHRISTMAS PART 3 1351: Our final holiday show of 2013...more old favorites, more new things, lots of requests and rarities. Rated PG-13. note: be sure to check out our previous December shows at dmdb.org for any of your favorites we couldn't get to this year! Dec 21, 2013
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CHRISTMAS PART 3: Wreck the Malls, You Ain't Geting Didley Squat, Hanukkah in Santa Monica, Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel, Hanukkah Song part 2, I Want a Blow up Doll for Christmas, I Met Santa on the Internet, Who Let the Elves Out, Santa Clutz, Gonna Eat Cake for Christmas, Christmas with the Devil, Christmas Time in Hell, Whip me Santa Claus, I Had Sex with Santa, I've Got some Presents for Santa, Santa's Gonna Kick your Ass, How the Grinch Stole Hanukkah Dec 17, 2000
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CHRISTMAS PART 4: Everywhere it's Christmas, Christmas Cut-up, Chipmunk Song, Who Put the Stump?, Yingle Bells, Hanukkah Rocks, My Birthday Comes on Christmas, 12-pack of Christmas, You Ain't Getting Shit for Christmas, Soylent Night, Tradition, Hanukkah Song, How the Grinch Stole Hanukkah, Santa Claus and his Old Lady, Night Santa Went Crazy, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 24, 2000
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CHRISTMAS PART I KSCA: I Want a Blow-up Doll for Christmas, I've Got some Presents for Santa, Santa Baby, Frosty the Dopeman, Boy Named Santa, I am Santa Claus, Hanukah Rocks, What do You Get a Wookie for Christmas, Wreck the Halls, Little Drummer Boy, Ding Fries are Done, Hanukah Song Dec 8, 1996
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CHRISTMAS PART ONE 1349: Here's our first Christmas show for 2013...and it's all requests! 36 great songs and comedy bits (only one of which was played in 2012) plus the Demented News and an adults-only bonus track. Dec 7, 2013
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CHRISTMAS PART ONE: Christmas Carol, Wreck the Halls, Relatives are Coming to Town, My 2 Front Teeth, Dashing Through the Stores, Wreck the Malls, Christmas with the Devil, Santa Baby, Chipmunk Song, Santa Claus is Watching You, Whip me Santa Claus, Santa & his old Lady, Green Christmas, Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 18, 1988
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CHRISTMAS PART ONE: Night Before Christmas, White Christmas, Christmas Carol, Merry Christmas You Suckers, Chickens are in the Chimes, Jingle Bells, Here Comes Santa Claus, Randolph the Flat Nosed Reindeer, Santa's Beard, 77 Santas, Sock it to me Santa, Santafly, Happy Hairy Hippy Santa Claus, Mickey Mouse's Christmas Party Dec 21, 1975
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CHRISTMAS PART TWO 1350: Our second Christmas show for 2013 has lots more rarities plus some fine old favorites. Only a handful of these were played in 2012. Note: the bonus tracks are definitely for adults only! Other than that, this show is rated PG-13. Dec 14, 2013
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CHRISTMAS PART TWO: Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, I Want You for Christmas, Mommy Won't You Buy a Baby Brother, I Want a Beatle for Christmas, Wreck the Halls, Chipmunk Song, Merry Old Philosopher, Chincy old Scrooge, Ho Ho Ho, I Saw Mommy do the Mambo, Santa Came Home Drunk, Pancho Claus, Santa and the Touchables, Be Bop Santa Claus Dec 21, 1975
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CHRISTMAS PART TWO: Who'd be a Turkey at Christmas, Everywhere It's Christmas, Frosty the Snowman, Rusty Chevrolet, My Birthday Comes on Christmas, We Wish, Monster's Holiday, Reindeer Don't run Over Grandmas, Pretty Little Dolly, Radical Reindeer, Jingle Bells, Night Before Christmas, Gluey Christmas, Christmas Dragnet, 12 Days of Christmas Dec 25, 1988
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Christmas Santa Jaws Dec 22, 2002
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CHRISTMAS#2 06: It's Week Two of our four week Christmas-Hanukkah blast here at the Dr Demento show...and this week the Christmas legends get twisted every which way but loose...with such crazed carols as "Christmas In The Nude," "Merry Christmas You Suckers," "Kill A Tree For Christ" and "Christmas On Acid" along with such old chestnuts as "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth," "Christmas Balls" and that eternal favorite, the extra gory version of "The Night Santa Went Crazy" by Weird Al. Plus, as a special treat, the demented ditty from 1998 that may well have inspired the new movie "Deck the Halls." Dec 10, 2006
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CHRISTMAS, 06 #3:Our seasonal festivities roll on with a hilarious mix of Christmas and Hanukkah songs. Tom Lehrer, Adam Sandler and Gefilte Joe and the Fish light Menorah candles, while "Weird Al" Yankovic, Albert Brooks and Chuck Pickleshimer help Dr. D trim the tree. Holiday spirit and holiday spirits are celebrated and satirized in songs like "The Night Santa Went Crazy" (the extra gory version), "Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire" and "I'm Spending Hanukkah In Santa Monica." Dec 17, 2006
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CHRISTMAS, 06: Let the celebrations begin! This week Dr Demento presents Show #1 of our Christmas & Hanukkah party which will run right through Christmas Eve. It's a mixture of weird & wild new demented carols (including one about Christmas on an asteroid, and another in which Christmas gets mixed up with Halloween) and riotous perennials like "Holy S***, It's Christmas" and "Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass." Trim your tree with Dr. D! Dec 3, 2006
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CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH #1 0748: Here we go with Number One of our four holiday specials for 2007. We've got songs for Hanukkah (and Chanukah too) and lots of thoroughly crazed Christmas carols, old and new. (We think "F**K Christmas," as edited by Dr. D., is even funnier than the unbleeped original). "Showdown At The North Pole" should arouse some interesting conversations...the conflict is Jesus vs. Santa Claus. *ALSO* This show is now in improved quality for both members and non-members! Dec 2, 2007
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CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH #2 0749: Here we go again with Part Two of our four-part holiday celebration...songs that only get let out of their cages once each year! Time to trim the tree with Dr. D (and spin the dreidel too). Several sought-after rarities in this show - "Blue Christmas" with Seymour Swine, "Here Comes Santa" by Victor Banana, "Merry Christmas You Suckers" by Paddy Roberts...and "Ding! Fries Are Done" (because we all grab fast food during the holiday crush...who has time to eat anything else?) **ALSO** Please send any comments (good or bad) regarding the improved sound quality on this week's and last week's shows to webmaster@drdemento.com Dec 9, 2007
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CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH #4 0851: With Christmas so close we can almost taste it, here's our final holiday show of 2008 -- with a hearty, hilarious helping of Hanukkah songs to spread the cheer around. All but three of the songs in this show are played for the first (and only) time this year. Once again we have an extended bonus tracks section, including a few items with explicit language. We've placed those at the end so that kids can cover their parents' ears at the appropriate time. Dec 21, 2008
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CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH 1549: We celebrate Chanukah and Christmas with our first holiday show of 2015. "Star Wars Chanukah," "Santa Jaws," Stan Freberg's "Green Christmas," "Christmas Balls" (plus the untold story of how those balls came to be). Rated PG-13 for a bit of language (Red Peters, and South Park's dreidel song). Dec 5, 2015
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CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH 1849: On our all-new show this week we have the grand finale of our Chanukah/Hanukkah celebration...and Act 1 of our three-act Christmas festival. Oldies but goodies + newies but screwies to help you Trim a Tree with Dr. D. Laughter all the way! Dec 8, 2018
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CHRISTMAS/RADIO 1748: We start slippin' into Christmas with two sets worth of holiday cheer...plus Part Two of our salute to radio and its rich and colorful history, and a salute to science with Weird Al and more. Dec 2, 2017
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CHRISTMAS: 12 Pains of Christmas, You Ain't Getting Sh*t for Christmas, Hanukah Hey-Ya!, Santa Man Vibration, Please Let it Snow, Relatives are Coming, Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, Ding Fries are Done, Christmas on Acid, I am Santa Claus, Green Christmas, Night Santa went Crazy, I Want an Alien for Christmas Dec 14, 2003
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CHRISTMAS: All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth, Ho Ho Ho, Christmas Song, Waldo the Friendly Elf, Santa Claus is Watching You, I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Daddy's Christmas, I'm a Christmas Tree, Hanukkah Rocks, Cat and the Christmas Tree, Totally Ridiculous 12 Days of Christmas, Merry Christmas Baby, Christmas Dragnet Dec 21, 1986
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CHRISTMAS: Christmas Requests, Santa & the Touchables, Jingle Bell Drag, Deck Yourself, Cartoon Christmas, Little St. Nick, I Found the Brains of Santa Claus, 12 Gifts of Christmas, Jingle Bells, White Christmas, Open me First, Christmas Around the World, Rudolph the Brown Nosed Reindeer, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 25, 1983
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CHRISTMAS: Hallelujah Chorus, Rusty Chevrolet, Blue Christmas, Chimney Song, Santa got a D.W.I., Money for Christmas, Part Time Girl for Christmas, Christmas with the Devil, Be Bop Santa Claus, Modern Santa Claus, Santa Claus & his old Lady, Pretty Little Dolly, Christmas at Ground Zero, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 23, 1990
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CHRISTMAS: I Yust go Nuts at Christmas, I'm Walking Backwards for Christmas, Jingle Bells, I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas, Twelve Gifts of Christmas, Here Comes Santa Claus, Santa Jaws, Merry Christmas you Suckers, Daddy's Christmas, Santafly, Santa and his Old Lady, Frosty the Snowman, I Want a Beatle for Christmas, Night Before Christmas, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, Chipmunk Song Dec 19, 1976
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CHRISTMAS: Open me First, Nothing for Christmas, Hanukkah Song, White Christmas, Santa Jaws, I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas, Santa Doesn't Cop out on Dope, Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, Christmas Goose, Randolph the Flat-nosed Reindeer, Spin Little Dreidel, Day Santa Claus Retired, Santa Claus & his old Lady, Christmas Carol, Deck the Halls Dec 24, 1978
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CHRISTMAS: Purple Reindeer, Swinging the Jingle Bells, Chipmunk Song, Christmas Tree Song, My Two Front Teeth, Who'd Be a Turkey at Christmas, Monster's Holiday, Good King Kong Looked Out, 12 Gifts of Christmas, Chickens are in the Chimes, Christmas Dragnet, Santa's Watching Me, Wreck the Halls, Green Christmas, Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer Dec 22, 1985
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CHRISTMAS: Wreck the Halls, I Yust go Nuts at Christmas, Kung Fu Christmas, I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas, Santa's Beard, Everywhere is Christmas, Santa Claus is Coming to Town, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, Green Christmas, Chincy old Scrooge, Santa Doesn't Cop out on Dope, Open me First, 12 Gifts of Christmas Dec 23, 1979
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CIGARETTES: Dying Cub Fan's Last Request, Pissing Outside, Stealing like a Hobbit, You Stink but I Love You, Great Green Gobs, Enterting Marion, Five Minute Love Affair, Smoking, Smoke That Cigarette, Smoking in the Boys' Room, Another Puff, Demi More, Kick Ass U.S.A. Apr 6, 2003
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CIRCUS: Fibber Island, It's the Real World After All, Song of the Sewer, Song Inside my Head, Witch Doctor, When I was a Dinosaur, My Jellyroll, Robot Parade, Ritalin, Circus Song, Bozo Song, Man on the Flying Trapeze, Nellie the Elephant, Animal Uprising, Bad Influence, Wet Dream. Peter Parker, Devil Went to Jamaica Jul 14, 2002
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CIRCUS: Mad at my Mother, Ugly Baby, Them Moose Goosers, Moose in my House, Catch it and you Keep it, It's Still Billy Joel to me, Doors, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Chicken Fat, That's Mathematics, Step Right up, Bozo's Song, Man on the Flying Trapeze, Nellie the Elephant, Dead Elephant Dance, Redneck Stomp, OJ-O Jun 25, 1995
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CLASSICAL 1918: Rural hip-hop is big these days. I played a song about that a dozen years ago! That one is on the show again this week, along with the Canadian song The Simpsons wanted to use but couldn't get permission. Plus an hour of classical music spoofs - PDQ Bach, Spike Jones, Florence Foster Jenkins and more. May 4, 2019
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CLASSICAL 1946: Here's another salute to classical music, which is also known as "serious music". Being serious, it's very fertile territory for spoof and satire, as many artists inside and outside the field have discovered. This is a sequel to our May 4, 2019 show, with just one piece duplicated. Nov 16, 2019
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CLASSICAL NEW YEAR 2016: Adele's Laughing Song, Carioca, When Trump was a Lad, 18th Century Drawing Room, Holiday for Strings, Tubby the Tuba, Bricklayer's Story Dec 31, 2016
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CLASSICAL NEW YEAR 2017: Thing, Nights in the Lab, Bulbous Bouffant, Temptation, Office Supplies Unite, Carrot Juice is Murder, Me like Hockey, Intro & Outro, Beat on the Brat Dec 31, 2017
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CLASSICAL ON KUSC: The Doc brings a touch of dementia to a classical station on New Year's Eve! Co-hosting with Jim Svejda. Dec 31, 2015
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CLASSICAL/KLSX: Happy Birthday, Food to Rent, Bill from Balla, Elvis for President, October in Oxnard, My Boomerang Won't Come Back, I Wanna be a Vulcan, Spliceway to Heaven, Dance of the Hours, Cockroaches, I Think I'm a Clone Now, Dodgers Song, Penis Envy, Monster Mash Oct 23, 1988
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CLASSICAL: Baby let me Bang your Box, Beatles Barkers, Death Cab for Cutie, Two Hits & the Joint Turned Brown, Beer Drinking Song, Beer Barrel Polka, God's own Drunk, Mozart Opera by Borge, Musical Snuff Box, Ave Maria, My Heart is Red, Fugue in C Minor, New Horizons in Music Appreciation, Ricky, Fish Heads Sep 18, 1983
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CLASSICAL: Martian Boogie, Light my Fire, You're Feet's too Big, Too Old to Cut the Mustard, Chicken Song, Masochism Tango, Funky Gibbon, Argument, Blue Danube Waltz, End of a Symphony, Sugarplums, Beethoven's 5th, Time Warp, Ronnie's Rap, Dentist Jan 25, 1987
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CLASSICAL: Streak, Wildwood Weed, 500 Miles, Grandpa's Gone Gangster, Twinkies & Ding Dongs, Ginko & Tofu, Smells like Camp Granada, Them Moose Goosers, Blue Danube Waltz, Sunrise Symphony, My Bonnie Lass She Smelleth, End of a Symphony, Carnival of the Animals Aug 2, 1998
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Close to You, Another Puff, Wally Ballou Visits the Glass Fruit Factory, Heartbreak Hotel, Wah-hoo, In my Convertible Cadillac, That Old Black Magic, Spider and the Fly, Itsy Bitsy Spider, Uncle Hiram and the Homemade Beer, How to Make Love, Guy What Takes his Time, Flat Foot Floogee, Me and my Goose, Spam, Stardrek May 23, 1976
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CLOTHES 1314: Our topic is clothes, from your head to your toes! Also Jim Carrey's "Cold Dead Hand" and some classic gun songs, plus a spectacular new Logan Whitehurst medley. Apr 6, 2013
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CLOTHES 2040: 2020 Sucks, Weird Al Presents America Is Doomed: The Musical, Save Me Obama, and lots of funny songs about clothes on this all-new Dr. Demento Show! Oct 3, 2020
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CLOTHES/GEORGE CARLIN 0827: Along with a closetful of songs about clothes (as previously scheduled), this show includes a tribute to the late George Carlin, with three all-time favorite Carlin recordings plus excerpts from Dr. Demento Shows that featured George as a guest. In addition to the tribute heard on the radio show, online listeners will hear an additional 20+ minutes of George Carlin, including two uncensored recordings (including the one that actually led to that infamous Supreme Court decision) and additional interview segments. This extra material will be heard just before the final segment of the show. Explicit language - parental guidance suggested. "Rarities By Request" will return next week. Jul 6, 2008
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COCKROACHES: One Piece at a Time, 18 Wheels on a Big Rig, Hound Song, I Want your Socks, Fox in Socks, Uh Oh part 2, Ritalin, Lizzie Borden, Worry, So Far so Good, Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Suzy Cockroach, Roaches, Necrophilia, Wet Dream, Smoke Off Jun 11, 2000
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Cocktails for Two, Hello DJ, Davy's Dinghy, Mechanical Man, I'm the Slime, Elderly Man River, Lumberjack Song, On the Amazon, I Love your Toes, Bicycle Wreck, Some People Think Chickens Have Lips, Doggie Doo, Gumball Wizard, Making Love in a Subaru, Shaving Cream Mar 19, 1978
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Col. Sanders Thighs, Rat Bait, Louie Louie, I'll See you in Cuba, Shock Treatment, Werewolf Mama, Lenny Bruce, Pineapple Man, Mercury Blues, Alphabet Song, Be Prepared, Honky Tonky Queen, Bernie Don't Disco, We are the Nowtones, Rodeo Song, Super Duper Man, General Hospital, Fish Heads Sep 13, 1981
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COLLEGE 1705: This week's special topic is college. Other topics include enjoying yourself, Demented instrumentals, and a tribute to the late Stan Boreson. Feb 4, 2017
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COLLEGE FOOTBALL: Rejected Commercial Jingles, Jedi Drinking Song, Booty Man, Star Wars Prequel Homesick Blues, Space Jam, College Life, Roommate from Hell, Day of the Game, Football is the Game of the Lord, Lonesome Kicker, Chainsaw Juggler, You Won't Succeed on Broadway Aug 28, 2005
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COLLEGE: A.M. Suicide, College Life, Bright College Days, Room-mate from Hell Sep 21, 2003
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COLLEGE: Three Little Fishies, There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Lake, Gwana Gwana Gwana, Little Fly Song, College Life, Campus Rules, Silicon Valley Guy, Teach me Tiger, Your Cat Can Do the Cube, Hamster Love, Doctor of Dementia, Ice Box Man, Hey E.T., A Cowboy Needs a Horse Oct 10, 1982
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COLUMBUS DAY/FOOTBALL: Men, 4 Wet Pigs, Ying Ton Song, Rubberine, Little Blue Man, My Corporation, Funky Worm, Them Moose Goosers, Columbus Discovers America, You Gotta be a Football Hero, Day of the Game, What it Was Was Football, Cheerleaders on Drugs, I Do the Watusi, Elevator to Menswear, Rock me Jerry Lewis Oct 12, 1986
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COLUMBUS DAY: America's a Nice Italian Name, Christopher Columnbus, Lumberjack Song Oct 11, 1992
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COLUMBUS DAY: Fast Food, Roast Chicken Faces, Hospitality Blues, Jogger's Song, Crabs Walk Sideways, Trouble with Klingons, Talking Home Improvement, In 1492 What did Columbus do, Please Mr. Columbus, Scotsman, My Dead Dog Rover, Another one Rides the Bus Oct 9, 1983
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COMEDIANS 1345: The Comedians Sing! Vocal performances by Bill Cosby, Steve Martin, Lucille Ball, Sam Kinison, Andy Kaufman and other famous comedians not best known for their singing. Also - a 1940s battle of the sexes, dueling "Walk on the Wild Side" parodies, and a set for the vets on this Veterans Day weekend. Nov 9, 2013
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COMEDIANS SING PART 2 1407: Here's "Comedians Who Sing - Part 2" - comedians who sing frequently or occasionally but not primarily. Songs by Bill Cosby, Steve Martin, Phyllis Diller, Steven Wright, Jimmy Fallon, Groucho Marx, Reggie Watts, the late Sid Caesar, more. And in our first hour "That Brat Bieber," Devo Spice's Dr. Who tribute, the late Shirley Temple and lots more. Feb 15, 2014
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COMEDY HISTORY 2004: Since 1994 Dr D has given talks on comedy and music history almost every year at his alma mater, Reed College. This show features an adaptation of one of those, a survey of 20th Century spoken comedy on records, sketches and standup (and a couple of songs). Plus "A Year In Dementia" (1973), the Demented News, a short tribute to Terry Jones, and more. A few F-words toward the end, and a few ethnic slurs typical of the times (but no N-words). Jan 25, 2020
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COMIC STRIPS: Can You Dig it, Tabloid Writer, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Beep Beep, Hot Rod Lincoln, Talking Seattle Grunge Rock Blues, Take the Skinheads Bowling, Comic Song, Laughing at the Funnies, Alley Oop, Reggae Popeye, Jerry Samuels interview, Lunchlady Lady, Amish Paradise Apr 14, 1996
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COMIC STRIPS: Stinky Breath, Deteriorata, Here Come the Fleas, Derelict in my Doorway, Who Hid the Halibut, Spliceway to Heaven, Slow Talker, Pool Table, Bedrock Rap, Laughing at the Funnies, Barney Google, Go Go Pogo, We are Dead, Boys Just Wanna Have Sex, I Lost on Jeopardy, 99 Dead Baboons Jul 1, 1984
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COMICS 1129: We celebrate the comics this week...comic strips, comic books, and their big and small screen spinoffs. Several very rare items from the 1920s and 1930s. Also - Axis of Awesome vs. The Key of Awesome...a few naughty words here and there, and some irreverence in the last bonus track. Jul 16, 2011
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COMICS 2206: We salute the comics this week, with 26 fun songs derived from or inspired by comic strips and comic books, from Barney Google to Great Lakes Avengers. Feb 5, 2022
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COMMERCIALS 1823: We got more requests for this week's show than I've seen for any show in year...so here they are, more than an hour of Fake Commercials and other satirical songs and sketches inspired by TV and radio ads. Plus two-wheel transportation, and more freaky fishy songs. Jun 9, 2018
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COMPANION ANIMALS: 7-11, Junkfood Junkie, Freeway to Stairbird, California Kid, Send me to Glory in a Glad Bag, One that Doesn't Suck so Bad, Harvey the Wonder Hamster, Hamster Love, Tie me Kangaroo Down, Gift Horse, Stealing like a Hobbit Aug 22, 2004
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COMPUTERS - Hackers Rap, White Collar Holler, Dead Puppies Oct 4, 1992
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COMPUTERS 1307: This week we recall the dawn of the home computer era, as chronicled by rare and hilarious songs made as it happened in the 1970s, 80s and 90s. Also: the Logan Awards nominees for outstanding song parody, and some excellent requests. Feb 16, 2013
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COMPUTERS: Dungeons and Dragons, Soft Wars,Engineers' Rap Mar 5, 2006
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COMPUTERS: You're Breaking my Heart, You Don't Love me Anymore, Amazing Man, Rubberneck, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Polka Dot Undies, Annoying Song, Pachelbel, Car Alarm, Great Bell, Y2K, White Collar Holler, First Redneck on the Internet, Hacker's Rap Part 2, Net Girl, Cyber No No, Girls Don't Fart, Butt Scootin' Doggie, Chainsaw Juggler Mar 7, 1999
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COOL & STRANGE INTERVIEW: Our historian Jeff Morris interviews the Doc for Cool & Strange magazine. (Note that a couple of innocuous "4 letter words" are heard in the course of the interview.) (MONO ONLY) Jul 2, 1997
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COOL SONGS: Boogie in your Butt, Debbie, Chicken, Drip Drip Drip, Ol' Ben Lucas, Buzzards in Love, Reinstalling Windows, Life's Gonna Suck, Celine Dion, Three Cool Cats, Cool Guy with a Car, Real Cool Cowboy, Trip to Jurassic Park, Oops I Farted Again, She's a Guy Jul 29, 2001
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CORNY MUSIC: Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport, If, Ballad of Ole Svenson, Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead, Obese Man, Swimming with the Women, One Meatball, Black Bear Road, I Get A Kick Out of Corn, Wabash Blues, Hotcha Cornia, Spam, Noshville Katz, Junk Food Junkie, Gnu, Big Bruce Oct 26, 1975
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COVERED IN PUNK 1802: Today we take the covers off "Dr. Demento Covered In Punk," with 13 tracks from the new Dr. Demento album released January 12! I'll also play some classic comedy songs **about** punk, like "Punk Polka" and "Punk Puppies," and some favorite double-entendre songs like "I Wanna Hot Dog For My Roll" and "My Girl's Pussy." (Rated PG-13 for those, plus a few f-words in one other song). Jan 13, 2018
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COWBOYS: I Wanna be a Cowboy, Ballad of Irving, I'm my own Grandpa, Down There, Mutant Cows, Cow Paint & Body Shop, Cow Pasture Polka, Psycho, Vanna Pick me a Letter, Let's Make Love in a Microwave, Cowboy Needs a Horse, Rawhide, Werecow, You Don't Bring Me..., Cow Patty May 30, 1993
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COWS AND COWBOYS: are our special topic, with "Werecow," "A Cowboy Needs A Horse" and lots more beef on the hoof. Also Worm Quartet's new "I'm Not A Girl" and other songs of gender confusion, and an amazing early song by Barry "Eve of Destruction" McGuire. Jul 30, 2006
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COWS: Moo Moo, Blind Willie Feldman, Vampire Frogs, Building for the Future, Demented News, It Never Rains in Southern California, Talking Seattle Grunge Rock Blues, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Alphabet Song, Einstein, Richter Scale, Mutant Cows, Werecow, New Age Girl, Microsoft Word Jan 29, 1995
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COWS: Paralyzed, Decomposing Composers, Necrophilia, Shoehorn with Teeth, Frozen Embryos, Car Phone, Road Rage, Yuppie Drone, I Could be Zena, Sea of Grass, She's a Cow, Cow Pasture Polka, I am Cow, Werecow, Cows with Guns, Nights in White Castle Apr 30, 2000
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Crapture, Middle of the House, Train Kept Rolling, Baseball Game, Sports Page, Rat, Mummy, Tight Jeans, Russian Bandstand, Everybody Wants my Fanny, Come on-a my House, Your Feet's Too Big, Framed, Wasn't that a Party, Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, Smoke-off Apr 26, 1981
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CRAZY SONGS BY POP STARS: President's Brain, Bras on 45, Coffee, Elvis, Beatles, Who, Cream, Beach Boys, Van Halen, Pearl Jam, Booty Man Mar 21, 2004
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CRIME & PUNISHMENT 1718: Today's theme is Crime and Punishment. A serious subject that has inspired lots of funny songs and sketches. Some hot new stuff too! The last segment is not for the kiddies! May 6, 2017
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CRIME 1736: Once again we turn to the annals of Crime and Punishment, for a sequel to the May 6, 2017 show. Also a tribute to Shelley Berman. Sep 9, 2017
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CRISPIN GLOVER INTERVIEW: Happy New Year, My Favorite Diseases, Eat It, After Christmas Syndrome, Shock Treatment, I Like Boys, Sorry, Dueling Rappers, Thousand Points of Light, Laurie, Overture, New Clean Song, Istanbul, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Eat too Much Jan 7, 1990
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Crusher, Gimme that old Unemployment, You Went the Wrong Way old King Louie, Your Love is Like Nuclear Waste, What's up Doc?, Light my Fire, Minnie the Moocher, Them Toad Suckers, Johnny had a Yo Yo, Ain't we Crazy, Normal, Leader of the Laundromat, They Don't Make Nun Names, Beep Beep, Elements, Dead Puppies Sep 10, 1978
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