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ADVERTISING PART 2 1828: Here comes Part Two of our most requested special topic this year - Advertising! Funny commercials, real and satiric, and songs inspired by commercials. Lots of outrages in the first hour, too! Jul 14, 2018
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ALL-AMERICAN 1726: As the Fourth draws near, we celebrate with our annual All-American Dr. Demento show for 2017 - two hours of mad music and crazy comedy about this crazy place most of us live in! Rated PG-13. Jul 1, 2017
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AMERICA 1826: Our Fourth of July show this year is light on the explosions but strong on Mad Music and Crazy Comedy with America as the subject. A wide variety of viewpoints as you might expect...and the Top Ten too. Note: the George Carlin, Stephen Lynch, Baldbox and Phil Johnson items are uncensored. Jun 30, 2018
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APRIL FOOL 1713: Happy April Fool's everyone! We're all familiar with song parodies like Weird Al's, but there are a lot of other ways songs can be transformed with hilarious results (Weird Al does those too!) We'll sample those and many other crazy things on this week's show. Apr 1, 2017
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BOYFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS 1805: Boyfriends and girlfriends in the spotlight this time! Also some crazy car tunes, a Shelley Berman classic, and a few words about the National Comedy Center set to open this summer. Feb 3, 2018
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BRITISH 1838: We fly to England on Demented wings for a 100-minute history of British comedy song from Gilbert & Sullivan to the Toy Dolls! Sep 22, 2018
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CHRISTMAS 1749: Here's my first Christmas show for 2017, "taped" this week for your Christmas & Hanukkah pleasure...a song for Kwanzaa too, and a couple for Krampus! The final segment is PG-13. Dec 9, 2017
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CHRISTMAS 1751: And here's our ultimate Christmas show for 2017! This year's last Christmas show, in other words. Lots & lots of requests - some unusual things along with the hits. Dec 23, 2017
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CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH 1849: On our all-new show this week we have the grand finale of our Chanukah/Hanukkah celebration...and Act 1 of our three-act Christmas festival. Oldies but goodies + newies but screwies to help you Trim a Tree with Dr. D. Laughter all the way! Dec 8, 2018
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CHRISTMAS/RADIO 1748: We start slippin' into Christmas with two sets worth of holiday cheer...plus Part Two of our salute to radio and its rich and colorful history, and a salute to science with Weird Al and more. Dec 2, 2017
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COLLEGE 1705: This week's special topic is college. Other topics include enjoying yourself, Demented instrumentals, and a tribute to the late Stan Boreson. Feb 4, 2017
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COMMERCIALS 1823: We got more requests for this week's show than I've seen for any show in year...so here they are, more than an hour of Fake Commercials and other satirical songs and sketches inspired by TV and radio ads. Plus two-wheel transportation, and more freaky fishy songs. Jun 9, 2018
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COVERED IN PUNK 1802: Today we take the covers off "Dr. Demento Covered In Punk," with 13 tracks from the new Dr. Demento album released January 12! I'll also play some classic comedy songs **about** punk, like "Punk Polka" and "Punk Puppies," and some favorite double-entendre songs like "I Wanna Hot Dog For My Roll" and "My Girl's Pussy." (Rated PG-13 for those, plus a few f-words in one other song). Jan 13, 2018
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CRIME & PUNISHMENT 1718: Today's theme is Crime and Punishment. A serious subject that has inspired lots of funny songs and sketches. Some hot new stuff too! The last segment is not for the kiddies! May 6, 2017
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CRIME 1736: Once again we turn to the annals of Crime and Punishment, for a sequel to the May 6, 2017 show. Also a tribute to Shelley Berman. Sep 9, 2017
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DEMENTIA FROM THE EIGHTS 1822: We celebrate some "8" years - 1948, 1958 (big year for novelty hits), 1968 (50 years ago!), 1978 (another banner year for Demented music), 1998 and 2008. Jun 2, 2018
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DOGS & CATS 1732: Our more or less annual celebration of dog days and cat days. Recognizing that many listeners share their homes with both species, the Demented dog and cat songs are integrated this time! We also salute Elvis, commemorating the 40th anniversary of the King's departure for realms unknown. Aug 12, 2017
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DOGS & CATS 1833: It's the dog days of August, and the cat days too! We celebrate both on this week's new show. Lots of funny people songs too, including "She Got a Nose Job" and other nasal melodies, "It's Hot As Balls Outside" and introducing "Harry Poppins." Aug 18, 2018
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EARTH DAY 1816: We celebrate Earth Day with a maximum of musical laughter and a minimum of guiltmongering! Also songs about Facebook, going back to 2009, and a couple by Second City's new comedy music star Robbie Ellis. Apr 21, 2018
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FATHERS/TV/SUMMER 1724: Three (count 'em) three special topics this week: Father's Day, Television (with a tribute to Adam West), and Summer (happy Solstice!) Jun 17, 2017
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FOOD 1709: The topic is food - quite possibly **the** most popular topic for funny songs! Here's the first of several food shows planned for this year, with special attention to - sandwiches. Mar 4, 2017
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FOOD 1710: A royal banquet of Dementia is yours this week - the entire show is a feast of funny music! With special servings of bananas and sausage - phallic symbolism and fine dining, together at last. Mar 11, 2017
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FOOD 1731: It's another fabulous food show...no duplication with the food shows last March! Plus a tribute to June Foray. Aug 5, 2017
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FUMP 1701: This week we present a gala 10th Anniversary salute to the Funny Music Project - The FuMP, the premier online source of new funny music! Hear interviews with three of the site's principals, and great songs from throughout the FuMP's history. Plus a riotous first-hour free-for-all! Rated PG-13 for a few explicit words. Jan 7, 2017
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FUNNY 25 1752: The Funny 25 for 2017, plus some after-Christmas specials, and a couple items about "bad words." Dec 30, 2017
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GREEN 1811: Our St. Patrick's Day show is extra green this year because it actually debuts on St. Patrick's Day, March 17! Also featured: bumper stickers, the Galaxy Song, the Kids of Widney High and more WLUP memories. Mar 17, 2018
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HALLOWEEN 1742: Here's the first of two all-new Halloween shows for 2017. Dr. D got tons of requests this year, put them all in his magic cauldron, and brewed up a potent mix of looney tunes and scary melodies featuring a special tribute to Frankenstein. Rated PG-13. Oct 21, 2017
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HALLOWEEN 1743: Here's Halloween 2017 - The Sequel. More haunted hits and creepy classics from yesterday, today and the land without time! Oct 28, 2017
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HALLOWEEN 1843: Here's Part 2 of our all-new Halloween spectacular for 2018! Oct 27, 2018
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HALLOWEEN I 1842: Here's the first of our two all-new Halloween shows for 2018. Lots of old favorites plus some goodies I've never played before. Rated PG-13 (mostly for Stephen Lynch). Oct 20, 2018
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HANUKKAH/CHRISTMAS 1750: Here's the second of my three new holiday shows for 2017, with Hanukkah hits along with more funny Christmas songs old and new! Note: This show is not recommended for children, especially the last two segments. Dec 16, 2017
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HAPPY 1703: This week we have a happy show! Or to be specific, a song whose special topic is happiness. Happiest thing of all, no politics. (Well, hardly any). In the first hour, some songs about the sense of smell. Jan 21, 2017
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HOMETOWNS 1825: Today we celebrate hometowns - towns and cities in the USA and elsewhere, as saluted (and/or lampooned) by Tom Lehrer, Emo Phillips, Rose and the Arrangement, Carmen Miranda and many more (including Weird Al's first-ever commercial recording, before "My Bologna.") Some funny food songs in the first hour, and some sexy computers ("Binary Love" is rated PG-13). Jun 23, 2018
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HORROR/DYLAN 1820: Another double feature this week - TV Horror Hosts, from Vampira to Elvira, plus Dylan imitations like "Polka Dot Undies" and "Green Eggs and Ham." Special added attractions: Logan Awards nominees for Outstanding Parody Song, and a hearty free-for-all in Hour One. May 19, 2018
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HUNTING 1745: It's hunting season again. Controversial as that may be, it's inspired lots of funny songs and comedy over the years. Hear "The Second Week of Deer Camp," "Da Turdy Point Buck," "Hunting Tigers Out in Indiah" and lots more on this week's show, along with a special set for Veterans' Day. Nov 11, 2017
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I WANT 1808: No matter how much we have, there are always things that we want...food, clothing, a new duck, to be something we're not, to be loved...and those wants have inspired a lot of songs! We'll hear some this week, along with the Top Ten for February. Feb 24, 2018
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I WANT 1818: Here's Part 2 of our exploration of the world of human desire -- in other words, two dozen "I Want"/"I Wanna"/"I Wish"-type songs. Other topics include smells (good and bad) and the Ford Motor Co. (in honor of all the cars they won't make any more). May 5, 2018
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INAUGURATION 1702: Special show this week - Dr. Demento Listeners Select Appropriate Songs for Donald Trump's Inauguration! (Rated PG-13...the Team America piece has some f-words). Jan 14, 2017
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LABOR DAY 1735: A retrospective of our Labor Day shows from the 1980s to the 2010s -- 36 songs and comedy bits about work and the workplace. All time Demented hits plus some we haven't heard in years or decades. Sep 2, 2017
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LABOR DAY 1835: Happy Labor Day! Work may not always be fun, but it's inspired a lot of funny songs - about brain surgeons and garbagemen, road managers and office managers, cops and criminals. I'll also bring back the very first tape I ever played by Weird Al. Sep 1, 2018
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LIVE IN STUDIO 1815: By request here's some music you won't find elsewhere, for the most part: performances recorded live on the Dr. Demento Show, from the 1970s to the 2000s. Lots of new songs and requests in the first hour. Apr 14, 2018
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LIVE IN STUDIO 1831: This show features another hour of live performances recorded during tapings of the Dr. Demento Show from the 1970s to the 2000's with Weird Al, Henry Phillips, T-Bone Stankus and more (it's a sequel to the April 14, 2018 episode) plus sets about strangeness, August, and Azusa. Rated PG-13 for occasional expletives. Aug 4, 2018
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LIVE ON THE SHOW 1738: This show features over an hour's worth of music recorded live on the Dr. Demento Show, from the 1970s to the 2000's, featuring some of Dementia's biggest stars! Sep 23, 2017
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LOVE 1806: There are lots of ways to say I Love You! Hear the funniest, most Demented ways on this week's new show, just in time for Valentine's Day. Feb 10, 2018
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LOVE 1807: Valentine's Day may be over, but love goes on...This week, by popular demand, songs **about** love...including some anti-love songs, one of which got three times as many requests last week as any of the "I Love You" songs! Some first-hour free-for-all too. Rated PG-13, some language in the last set. Feb 17, 2018
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LOVE/TOP TEN 1725: Celebrating the 50th anniversary of the Summer of Love this week (the future Dr. Demento was there!) Plus the Top Ten for June. Jun 24, 2017
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MARIJUANA 1812: Today's topic is marijuana. Many stations were very nervous about that subject! A lot of these songs were heard nowhere else and became cherished favorites on the Dr. Demento Show. They don't make songs like these anymore...remember those crazy daze on this week's show. Mar 24, 2018
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MARRIAGE 1722: Today's topic is marriage! Demented celebrations of its joys and pitfalls. In the interests of realism we also have a couple of divorce songs. Lots of non-marital pleasures and treasures in the first hour. Jun 3, 2017
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MOTHER'S DAY 1719: Here's my Mother's Day offering for 2017...featuring Demented songs about mothers by The Mothers (Frank Zappa variety), Tom Lehrer, Steve Martin, Sue Fabisch and many more. In our first hour you'll meet a Gas Station Disc Jockey, Bang Bang Lulu, the Deadpool Musical and Gabe Green (anyone remember him?) A bit of rough language here and there. May 13, 2017
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MOVIES & MOTHERS 1819: Double feature today -- Demented Film Favorites + a Demented salute to Mother's Day. Special added attractions - the Logan Awards nominees for Original Comedy Song, and Eric Idle's newly updated FCC Song. (This has explicit language, as does the final Logan nominee). May 12, 2018
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NONSENSE 1824: Another fine mess of arrant (or errant) nonsense, plus a Dr. Demento salute to Father's Day and real good stuff about robots, outer space and such. (Rated PG-13.) Jun 16, 2018
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NUDITY 1711: Since well before the dawn of civilization, most humans have worn clothing most of the time, and consider it one of the necessities of life. However, the absence of clothing has long been a rewarding topic for comedy. We look into that on this show, along with springtime, King Kong and other gorillas, and a bit of post-St. Patrick's Day green. Mar 18, 2017
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PLACES WE LIVE 1810: Today's topic is hotels, motels, condominiums and other places we live in! In the first hour I'll catch up on some requests, play a song by an artist saluted in a recent Trump tweet, and say farewell to WLUP (The Loop), our Chicago home for 20+ years. Mar 10, 2018
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POLICE 1737: Having celebrated Crime and Punishment, we now salute people who have a lot to do with that...the police! Sep 16, 2017
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POSSESSIONS 1809: Our topic today is things we possess...cars, appliances, guitars, organs (and other body parts), cats, dogs, other people, anything we say "I have" or "I got" about, or use the possessive "my." Even Dr D was surprised at how many funny songs there are about such things. Mar 3, 2018
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PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION 1716: In honor of Earth Day we salute public transportation...trains (including trolleys) and buses (mostly earth-friendly) and planes (OK, not quite so friendly). Weird Al, Bob Newhart, Bobby Pickett, Hudson & Landry, and a brief but rare Tom Lehrer song. Apr 22, 2017
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RADIO 1733: Today's show features Radio Personalities who have made records (broadly defined) - from Bob & Ray to Bob Rivers. Many local (and national) hits by local DJ's are featured. Parental guidance: the last song features explicit language and partisan politics. Aug 19, 2017
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RANDOM 1803: At many radio stations today, the music is selected by a carefully pre-programmed computer. About once a year Dr. D lets his computer do that. Of course his computer is not like other radio station computers, and he does double-check the selections to make sure they're suitably demented. Yes, it's another Random Choice show! Enjoy. Jan 20, 2018
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RANDOM 1832: This is basically one of the "random choice" shows the Doctor likes to do once a year or thereabouts. He did tinker with this one a little bit, with a set featuring songs from the first year the show was on the air, and one on the evolution of the 1960 hit single "Mule Skinner Blues." Aug 11, 2018
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RECORDS 1707: Our new show features records - songs and comedy bits **about** records. Along the way Dr. Demento shares arcane record lore from a lifetime of research and collecting. Lots more funny stuff in the first-hour free-for-all. Feb 18, 2017
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RECORDS 1847: The subject is records - the medium and how it evolved, from wax cylinders to the Vinyl Revival. Lots of rare and fun examples. I'll also play some listeners' all-time favorites and bid farewell to Roy Clark. Nov 24, 2018
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RELIGION 1827: Our topic this week is Religion. Funny songs about a serious subject! Plus Barnes & Barnes' new song about our Great Leader. This show is rated PG-13; includes the uncensored "Religion and Politics" in the final set. Jul 7, 2018
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RELIGION PART 2 1840: Time to get sanctified and Dementified with Religion: The Sequel. Dr. Demento says: "I barely scraped the surface of this amazingly complex and exciting subject last July; we'll dig deeper this time! I have enormous respect for religion, but be aware that some of these songs may be considered highly irreverent!" Oct 6, 2018
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RETAIL 1723: Today's topic is The Retail Experience - songs and comedy about buying and selling stuff in stores, and the personal encounters with strangers that are part of the process. The free-for-all explores vinyl records and holes in the ground. One incidental f-word and one homicide, both in the Cheese Shop. Jun 10, 2017
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ROBOTS/ATOMIC POWER 1801: We welcome 2018 with two special topics: Robots and Atomic Power (peaceful and otherwise). Listen and find out who the "friend" on "Delicious" by Jim Backus really was. Jan 6, 2018
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SCHOOL 1836: School is in! Some of us are still in school and making memories for the future. As for the rest of us, we still have our memories, and a whole lot of funny songs about schools of all kinds, from nursery school to college. Hear a bunch of the best and a few of the worst on this week's new Dr. Demento Show, along with the **second** song I ever played by Weird Al, plus a colorful new song where Al himself figures in the story, and Andy Griffith's immortal football fantasy. Sep 8, 2018
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SENIOR CITIZENS 1837: We salute Senior Citizens this week! All kinds of songs with all kinds of attitudes. Rated PG-13 (mostly for "Granny and the Kid"). Sep 15, 2018
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SENIOR CITIZENS 1841: Here are some more hilarious, and sometimes moving, songs and comedy bits involving senior citizens. Some make fun of them, some rise to their defense, and many do both. Note: a few passing expletives in the Wild Man Fischer tracks, and one (half-buried) in the Fugs song. Oct 13, 2018
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SINGLE PLAYS 1714: Today's topic, by request: Songs That Have Only Been Played Once Before on the Dr. Demento Show. Songs from many different eras and styles of music. Some long-lost treasures, and one or two that'll make you wonder why the heck I ever played them even once! You decide which is which. First-hour free-for-all as usual. Apr 8, 2017
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SOUTH 1720: Here's a feast of funny music Southern style...songs about the South, sung by Southerners. In the first hour, Weird Al's new movie theme, and a stack of requests including a risque little ditty I wasn't allowed to play when it was new. May 20, 2017
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SPOKEN 1829: Here's Part 2 of our Spoken Word Spectacular, with more all-time classics and forgotten favorites! Note: several expletives used in non-sexual contexts, mostly in the Eddie Murphy track. Jul 21, 2018
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SPOKEN COMEDY 1814: This week the emphasis is on "crazy comedy" as I bring you 90+ minutes of spoken comedy -- standup, sketches, and some that are hard to classify, but no singing! (Except in the first half hour, where among other things we'll salute Tom Lehrer's 90th birthday!) note: "Religion and Politics" (both versions) and the two Richard Pryor tracks have some highly explicit language. Apr 7, 2018
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SPORTS 1740: Our topic today is sports - the Big Four plus a whole lot more. Lots of non-sports as well! Oct 7, 2017
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SUMMER 1728: At last, my long-promised Summer show for 2017! 32 Demented songs and sketches about the pleasures and annoyances of our warmest season. Jul 15, 2017
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SUPERSTAR SILLINESS 1715: Happy Easter! Today's show features Superstar Silly Songs -- The Beatles, the Who, Queen, Jimmy Buffett, Sinatra and more great artists not best known for comedy, all by request! Plus songs about golf, wrestling and a long-lost Zacherle classic. Apr 15, 2017
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SUPERSTARS SEQUEL 1727: And here comes Superstars Sing Silly Songs - The Sequel! More funny music by people not normally associated with musical laughter. The First-Hour Free-For-All includes five Demented versions of the Little Red Riding Hood story, all very different from each other. Jul 8, 2017
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THANKSGIVING 1746: Happy Thanksgiving everyone! My 2017 show has classics like Stan Freberg's "Take an Indian to Lunch" and Adam Sandler's "Thanksgiving Song" plus some things I hadn't played before - thanks for the suggestions folks! Also a stack of "musical turkeys," so bad they're hilarious. Nov 18, 2017
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THANKSGIVING TURKEYS 1846: Our Thanksgiving celebration for 2018 includes Demented salutes to the holiday gathering, and also a hearty (?) serving of musical "turkeys" (a la the Golden Turkey Awards for movies). Note: the second hour is not recommended as dinner music! Nov 17, 2018
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TOBACCO 1741: Topical tobacco tunes this week. Not a cough in a carload! Guaranteed non-carcinogenic. Also some hairy songs about beards, and a Weird Al oddity from the Eastern Hemisphere. The Bo Carter and Allen Ginsberg pieces have some sexual innuendo. Oct 14, 2017
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TOP TEN 1704: The Top Ten for January, with an extended first-hour free-for-all which gets into everything from snow to some fascinating abstract wordplay. Two highly political items in the bonus tracks at the end; the rest is mostly politics-free! Jan 28, 2017
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TOP TEN 1708: The Top Ten for February, plus the alternate significance of birds, petty and not-so-petty criminals, "Pico and Sepulveda" and other songs about L.A., and some Good Old Things. Feb 25, 2017
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TOP TEN 1712: The Top Ten for March, some donkey and mule serenades, curious sequels and answer records, and farewell to Chucks Berry and Barris. Note: stay tuned after the Top Ten for two political songs (one red and one blue) and a highly explicit video game tribute. Mar 25, 2017
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TOP TEN 1717: The Top Ten for April 2017, plus new releases, top songs from 25 years ago, and more deviations from the norm. Rated PG-13 for a few dorty wirds. Apr 29, 2017
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TOP TEN 1721: The Top Ten for May 2017, plus finalists for the Logan Awards...oldies but oddies too! A few cuss words here and there. May 27, 2017
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TOP TEN 1730: The Top Ten for July 2017, plus a salute to Television...stars and songs from the 1940s to the 1990s, along with classic satires by Stan Freberg and Ken Nordine. Jul 29, 2017
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TOP TEN 1734: The Top Ten for August 2017, plus a tribute to Jerry Lewis and a pop-up special topic - The Brain! Aug 26, 2017
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TOP TEN 1739: The Top Ten for September 2017, plus a pop-up special topic, a couple of Playboy songs in Hugh Hefner's memory, and other stuff you won't hear anywhere else. Sep 30, 2017
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TOP TEN 1744: The Top Ten for October, plus cows, pianos, a little obsolete technology, and a special set of novelty hits from other countries. Nov 4, 2017
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TOP TEN 1747: The Top Ten for November (last Top Ten of 2017!) plus winter songs, lots of suggestions from the Dr D Facebook group, and a sneak preview of Weird Al's contribution to Dr Demento Covered In Punk! Nov 25, 2017
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TOP TEN 1817: The Top Ten for April 2018, plus a half hour of funny fat songs, four famous mashups, and a brand new song (first in many years) by Ogden Edsl. Apr 28, 2018
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TOP TEN 1821: The Top Ten for May, plus summertime songs (including fishin' favorites, and a nice long First Hour Free-for-all. May 26, 2018
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TOP TEN 1830: Here's the Top Ten for July, plus a pop-up special topic - Golf, and sundry delights and surprises. Jul 28, 2018
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TOP TEN 1834: The sweetly bloody tale of Louie Colletti, Freddy and Betty, and the B side as well -- plus tacos and cocktails, two kinds of Looney Tunes, three So Long songs, and oh yes, the Top Ten for August. Aug 25, 2018
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TOP TEN 1839: The Top Ten for September, with a surprise #1. On the way from here to there we encounter hobos, salamanders, groceries, telephones, plastic and puberty! Not to mention rubber ducks. Sep 29, 2018
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TOP TEN 1844: With Halloween in the rearview mirror, we forge ahead into new dimensions of Dementia! Laughing! Confusion! Plastic! Plus the Top Ten for October. Warning - occasional drug songs and cuss words. Nov 3, 2018
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TOP TEN/EASTER/APRIL FOOLS 1813: This week's show is packed with pleasure! I've got the Top Ten, plus bunny, egg and chocolate songs for Easter, and we'll also celebrate April Fools. We'll see who gets fooled by those. Mar 31, 2018
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TROPICAL 1804: Today I have some tropical tunes for everyone who needs a break from winter - and two (count 'em) two Top Ten countdowns! (The regular one and an irregular one). Jan 27, 2018
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UGLY 1845: This week's show is UGLY. Lots of songs about ugly people. Some of them are mean and nasty! But funny, too. Trigger warning: A few could be described as sexist. Special added attraction: Bohemian Rhapsody spoofs. Nov 10, 2018
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VALENTINE'S DAY 1706: Our annual Valentine's Day show features 26 demented love songs...plus a tribute to Professor Irwin Corey, and three brand new songs about the Bowling Green Massacre. (Those are at the end of the show, in consideration of listeners who may be allergic to politics). This show is rated PG-13. Feb 11, 2017
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WHO 1729: The subject is Who...Doctor Who and her big news, P. Townshend and company, and lots of other demented Whos like Who Hid the Halibut On the Poop Deck, Who Put the Benzedrine In Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine, Who Stole the Keeshka and, of course, Who's On First. Jul 22, 2017
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WINTER/TOP TEN 1848: Winter has arrived a little early in some places this year, and we celebrate with Yingle Bells and yellow snow. Hanukkah is also earlier than usual, and I have songs for that, and a few for Christmas as well...and to top it all off, the final Top Ten of 2018! Dec 1, 2018
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