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Here you can browse our archives, which range from last week all the back to 1970! A new episode is added each Saturday morning, and older items are added to the archives each Sunday evening.

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ALCOHOL 1910: An all-new show with a familiar topic - alcohol. It's inspired songwriters for millenia, bringing forth thousands of sad songs and funny songs (you can guess which kind I'll be playing!) You'll be riotously entertained, even if you never touch the stuff. Mar 9, 2019
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ALCOHOL II 1915: Here's the promised sequel to our March 9 festival of funny drinking songs. Plenty of hilarity, even if you don't imbibe! Tattoos and tomatoes too (and a few naughty words). Apr 13, 2019
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BABIES 1907: Today's subject is babies. They're a pleasure (and a treasure) and they are a pain, and today we have funny songs about both! Also the Logan Awards nominees for Outstanding Original Comedy Song of 2018. Feb 16, 2019
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BRITAIN 1901: Our first show of 2019 highlights funny music from Britain. Songs that make a lot of sense, songs that make little or none at all, and many hilarious levels in between. No duplication with the "England" show of last September. Also some very nice new stuff that came in while we were celebrating the holidays. Jan 5, 2019
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CLASSICAL 1918: Rural hip-hop is big these days. I played a song about that a dozen years ago! That one is on the show again this week, along with the Canadian song The Simpsons wanted to use but couldn't get permission. Plus an hour of classical music spoofs - PDQ Bach, Spike Jones, Florence Foster Jenkins and more. May 4, 2019
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DOCTORS 1909: Today Dr. Demento salutes doctors of medicine (and nurses too) along with some of the more amusing things that come up while they work to repair our bodies. Lots of requests, oddities and rarities in the first hour. Mar 2, 2019
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EASTER/EARTH DAY 1916: Easter is this weekend...and the very next day is Earth Day. We'll celebrate both, along with the first novelty song to hit #1 on the pop charts in ages (and a parody of that song as well)...plus a whole lot of garbage! Some cuss words in the second song. Apr 20, 2019
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FATHER'S DAY 1924: Happy Father's Day! Here's an hour of funny fatherly favorites, plus a tribute to my late colleague Dr. John, some of your requests and a few provocative animal songs. Jun 15, 2019
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FAVORITES 1920: Not long ago there was a fine discussion on the Dr D Facebook group in which listeners named their favorite Demented Disc of all time. I figured that was worth turning into a show, and here it is! May 18, 2019
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FISH 1923: This week's topic is fish...and fishing! Got a bucketful of funny songs about scaly-swimmy-finny creatures, from their point of view and ours, and a hearty free-for-all in Hour One. First of two parts (the second round arrives on August 3). Jun 8, 2019
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HAIR 1912: What do Donald Trump and The Beatles have in common? When they first became famous, the first thing many people talked about was their hair. Hear songs about them and lots more hairy guys and gals, plus a Dick Dale tribute and lots more on this all-new Dr. Demento Show. Mar 23, 2019
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LISTENER FAVORITES/TOP TEN 1904: Lots of listener input on this show. Fifteen members of the Dr. D Official Facebook Group pick their single all-time favorite Demented song, leading up to the January Top Ten. There's an all-request set too! Rated PG-13 (except for the very last song) Jan 26, 2019
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LOVE SONGS 1906: With Valentine's Day coming up on Thursday, here's my annual Love Song special, with over an hour of Demented love songs, plus a salute to the new "Madam Opus" CD of funny songs by funny women, and a new country song about atonal music (!). Rated PG-13. Feb 9, 2019
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MEDICINE 1914: Here's the sequel to our Medicine Show from March 2, with lots more mad medical melodies, musical miracle cures and hospital horror stories! Plus our usual assortment of requests and more mischief in Hour One. Apr 6, 2019
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MOTHER'S DAY 1919: It's another Mothers Day show. Mothers and others with an open mind and a sense of humor are welcome to listen! Free-for-all in the first hour, with some kinky bits in the second segment (note the song titles). May 11, 2019
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OLD WEST 1902: This week we salute the Old West, the land of cattle drives and gunfighters that continues to be celebrated in songs (including some very funny ones) and stories, a century after the fences went up and the saloons shut down. First of two parts. Jan 12, 2019
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OLD WEST PART II 1903: Part Two of Dr. D's tribute to the Old West takes a Demented look at how cowboy culture has endured and changed in the 20th and 21st centuries. Some adult themes and occasional expletives. Jan 19, 2019
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RODENTS 1905: Today's topic is rodents, nice ones and nasty ones, the celluloid kind and the furry kind too...from cute (and delicious?) little hamsters to naked mole rats and 146-pound capybaras. We open with a few songs for the polar vortex (#2 has some explicit words that were heard all across the northern USA last Wednesday!) Feb 2, 2019
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SCIENCE 1911: Today we have a banquet of Dementia! In addition to our special topic which is Science, we'll celebrate the spring equinox and St. Patrick's day...and for appetizers, "Opinion Rhapsody" and more amazing new stuff along with rare oldies by request. The very last song has a bunch of f-words. Mar 16, 2019
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SOUND EFFECTS 1922: For over a century, recording artists, and comedy song artists especially, have occasionally (or frequently) used sound effects to illustrate a point or simply for fun. Many listeners have suggested examples, and we'll hear some rare and great ones on this week's show. We'll also bid farewell to Leon Redbone and Tony Glover. Jun 1, 2019
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TOP TEN 1908: Here's the Top Ten for February 2019, plus the Logan Awards nominees for outstanding song parody of 2018, a tribute to Ken Nordine (of Word Jazz fame), and a song for Peter Tork. Note: lots of F-words in one song, in a non-sexual context. Feb 23, 2019
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TOP TEN 1913: Here's the Top Ten for March, and a sheaf of other stuff - yoga, Yogi, underwear, baseball, Star Trek, and (for just a minute or two) Dr D's birthday. As Weird Al says, dare to be stupid! Mar 30, 2019
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TOP TEN 1917: The Top Ten for April 2019, plus three (3) new songs inspired by Avengers:Endgame, several listeners' choices for a future All Time Funny 25, and lots more surprises new and old. Apr 27, 2019
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TOP TEN 1921: The Top Ten for May 2019. The Official Dr D Facebook group was very busy this week, and this show has a whole lot of your requests, plus Andy Merrill and Dr D singing "Shaving Cream" at East Coast Comicon! May 25, 2019
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