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ADVERTISING: Guitar Comics, Sympathy for George Lucas, 1955, Walk on the Kosher Side, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Commercials on 45, Billboard Song, Bear Whiz Beer, Mrs. Fletcher, Sales Pitch, I Like You, I Got Crabs from Darth Vader Jul 10, 2005
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ALIENS & UFO's: Send The Marines, Earth Girls Are Easy, The Flying Saucer (part 1&2), Aliens Really Stink Sep 25, 2005
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BAD PEOPLE: World is Full of Bastards, You Got Your Baby Back, Gimme the Head of Old Bin Laden Sep 18, 2005
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BODY PARTS: Toast, Anakin, Quidditch Ball Wizard, Girl Beer, Beer is Better than Women, Chaos, Ebay I Need Your Loving, Marty Feldman Eyes, Freckle Song, You Done Stomped my Heart, Give me the Finger, Your Face, My Sister's Nose, Your Brain Fell Out, Ballad of Optimus Prime, Army Careers, Inner Voice Apr 24, 2005
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Canada Day Jun 26, 2005
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Christmas #3 Dec 18, 2005
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Christmas #4 Dec 25, 2005
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COLLEGE FOOTBALL: Rejected Commercial Jingles, Jedi Drinking Song, Booty Man, Star Wars Prequel Homesick Blues, Space Jam, College Life, Roommate from Hell, Day of the Game, Football is the Game of the Lord, Lonesome Kicker, Chainsaw Juggler, You Won't Succeed on Broadway Aug 28, 2005
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DEMENTED SIDE OF COMMUNISM: Gas Money, Russian Band Stand, Hole in the Iron Curtain, In Russia May 1, 2005
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Dogs Aug 14, 2005
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DR. DEMENTO'S FARM: Kitten is Angry, Food of Choice, Turdy Point Buck, Vader Boy, Old MacDonald Had a Farm, I am Cow, Down on the Electronic Farm, In the Mood, Baa Baa Black Sheep, Psycho Chicken, We Couldn't Start the Tractor, Marvin, Anakin, Devil Went to Jamaica May 15, 2005
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DR. DEMENTO'S ZOO: Curly Shuffle, Cause I'm a Blonde, I Wear Cologne, You Won't Succeed on Broadway, Reasons to be Miserable, Little Hybrid, Cheese Boogie Deluxe, Kitten is Angry, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, 99 Dead Baboons, Gnu Song, Nellie the Elephant, Vader Boy, Epithets, Anakin May 22, 2005
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EARTH DAY 0516: We Are The Worms, Sarah Cynthia Stout, It's Not Nice To Fool Mother Nature Apr 17, 2005
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EASTER/RODENTS 0513: Waffle Whiffer, Kill The Wabbit, Hamster Love, Squirrels Mar 27, 2005
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Father's Day Jun 19, 2005
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Feline Friends Aug 21, 2005
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Fish & Fishing Jun 12, 2005
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Fourth of July Jul 3, 2005
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GEORGE W.BUSH (Red state songs): The Ballad of Irving, Kinko the Clown,Them Moose Goosers,Arab Alabama, Grope Me Gently Jan 16, 2005
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GREEN/ST. PATRICK'S DAY 0511: Harry's Jockstrap, Pachelbel, Biddy McGraw, Jolly Green Giant Mar 13, 2005
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HALLOWEEN #1 Oct 23, 2005
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HALLOWEEN #2 Oct 30, 2005
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HAWAII: Squirrels, Hamster Love, Aliens Really Stink, My Clone is an Idiot, Booty Man, It's All about the Pentiums, Brak's Hawaiian Vacation, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Loving You is Surfing You, Hawaiian Lei Song, Who Stole my Pakalolo, Chainsaw Juggler, Army Careers, Epithets Jan 30, 2005
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Holidays #1 Dec 4, 2005
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Holidays #2 Dec 11, 2005
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Hunting / Veterans' day Nov 6, 2005
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LABOR DAY 0536: Alone Again, Are You Lonesome Tonight (laughing), My Clone is an Idiot, Sinister Lunchmeat, Swift Kick in the Rear, Dog Eat Dog, When I'm Cleaning Windows, I'll Never Work There Anymore, Coffee, Lunchlady Land, My Attorney Bernie, Bricklayer, 1955, Vader Boy Sep 4, 2005
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LITTLE THINGS: (boobs-a-lot, The Smallest Thing Known To Man, Wet Dream) Oct 9, 2005
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MEDICAL DEMENTIA: Hardware Store, Rap Institute of America, TV Mama, Punk Rock Heaven, Space Jam, Puking in the Parking Lot, Alone Again, Outside the Hospital, Prednisone, Goodness Gracious Me, Working Where the Sun Don't Shine, 2600, Dumbledore Sep 11, 2005
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More Sp. Guest/Sudden Death Jul 31, 2005
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Mother's Day May 8, 2005
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Ocean's Day 05 Jun 5, 2005
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PLACES: Downer's Grove, My Home Town, Talking New York, Born in East LA, Istanbul not Constantinople Jan 23, 2005
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SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY: Fat as I Am, Three Idiots I, We Didn't Start the 80's, Robot Cat, Speed Racer, Slow Talkers of America, Why Does the Sun Shine?, Mr. Wizard & Timmy, Richter Scale, Volcano Song, Stealing Like a Hobbit Feb 27, 2005
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SCIENCE FICTION: Flying Saucer, Beam me up Scotty, vulcan Rubdown, Martian Boogie, Astro Boy, Bar Trek, Marvin the Paranoid Android, Never Set the Cat on Fire, Star Wars Cantina Mar 6, 2005
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Special Guest/Sudden Death Jul 24, 2005
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STUPIDITY: Dare To Be Stupid, Serenade To A Jerk, My Clone Is An Idiot, Dance Like An Idiot Oct 2, 2005
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Summer May 29, 2005
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SUMMER CAMP: In Heaven There is no Beer, If I Only Had a Plan, Nigel, Library, Those Were the Days, 1955, We Are Dead, Dumbledore, Be Prepared, Madalena Hadalena, Great Green Gobs, Dunderbeck's Machine, Hole in the Bucket, I Got Crabs from Darth Vader Jul 17, 2005
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SUPERHEROES: Ode To A Superhero, Super-Duper Man, Hey Batman!, Particle Man,Super Hero Blues Nov 27, 2005
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TAXES/DENTISTRY: Ebay I Need Your Love, Chest of Drawers, Gay Boyfriend, Wish You Were Here, Smells like Nirvana, Ode to my Car, Because we Can, House that O.J. Built, Dust Mites, Your Tax Dollars at Work, Cavity Search, Teeth Clenched, Robot Cat, Epithets Apr 10, 2005
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Thanksgiving Nov 20, 2005
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THE BOBS INTERVIEW: Good Morning Bluebird, Take off Your Clothes, Music Sex & Cookies, Pac-Man Fever, Epithets, Turbo Noise Hair Clippers, 99 Dead Baboons, Giant Robot Store, Helter Skelter, Sounds of Sinus, Army Careers Jan 9, 2005
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THINKING BIG (Bounce your Boobies, Fat, Big 10-inch) Oct 16, 2005
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VACATION: Beam me up Scotty, Bedrock Rap, 1955, Shaving Cream, Abalone, Pillsbury Cookie Dough, Christmas Season, I Need a Vacation, There's a Baby on the Plane, Cloud 9 Motel, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Axel F, I Got Crabs from Darth Vader, Dumbledore Aug 7, 2005
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Valentine Special 2005 Tribute to Johnny Carson Feb 13, 2005
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Very Short Songs Nov 13, 2005
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