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"I LIKE" SONGS 0803: Songs about what we like (and hate)...food, sports, sex, animals, you name it. They help define who we are. Jan 20, 2008
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"WEIRD AL" INTERVIEW:Our in-studio guest this week is the man himself, the most popular artist in the entire history of the Dr Demento Show, the king of modern-day funnymusic, Mr. "Weird Al" Yankovic! Al will be premiering his latest CD, "Straight Outta Lynwood" and telling us all about how it was made. We'll also have a nasty new song about the film industry, a pirate song or two,and a fine set of songs by the amazing Logan Whitehurst. Sep 24, 2006
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0831 CHICKENS: We celebrate chickens this week. We haven't done that in awhile and I was amazed at how many chicken songs there are in the Archives. Many of the best and one or two of the worst are here. Our online-only rarities segment (near the end of the show this time) has still more chicken songs, including an out-of-print Bruce Springsteen song and a Dennis Weaver rarity. Aug 3, 2008
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0832 DOGS: We celebrate the Dog Days of summer 2008 by letting 23 of our favorite dog songs run free (plus two flea songs). Also, here once again is our currently most-requested hard-to-find song, the original "I Like" by Heathen Dan. Aug 10, 2008
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2007 HALLOWEEN- 0742 Calling all ghosts, goblins, witches, warlocks, ghouls, zombies, vampires, monsters and creepy creatures of every kind...it's Halloween time again on the Dr. Demento Show! This episode is dedicated to the late Bobby "Boris" Pickett, and includes an interview with Bobby from the fall of 2006. Oct 21, 2007
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4TH JULY 06: To celebrate the Fourth of July, here's Dr. Demento's annual All-American Show. We'll celebrate outdoor barbecues, beer, mosquitoes, fire ants,Elvis, and Captain Jack in this free-wheeling funny music extravaganza. Other highlights include "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" (the show's #1 song of 2006 thus far), "Pukin' In The Parkin' Lot" and "Hot Jewish Chicks." Jul 2, 2006
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A DRUG: Caffeine, The Coffee Song, Too Much Coffee, Proper Cup of Coffee Feb 26, 2006
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ADVERTISING: Guitar Comics, Sympathy for George Lucas, 1955, Walk on the Kosher Side, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Commercials on 45, Billboard Song, Bear Whiz Beer, Mrs. Fletcher, Sales Pitch, I Like You, I Got Crabs from Darth Vader Jul 10, 2005
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AIRPLANES: are our topic this week, featuring "PMS Airlines," "Heavin' On A Jet Plane" and other songs and comedy you won't hear on any airline's headsets. Also "A Pervert's Life," "Party In My Pants" and the 40th anniversary of "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!" Jul 23, 2006
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ALCOHOL 0820: A salute to America's favorite drug - Alcohol. Booze in all its forms has inspired countless songs, from the serious to the silly, including many fine comedy songs which we sample this week. Our bonus segment for online listeners includes "Fisting the Sheep" (parental discretion advised) and others we probably won't be playing on the radio anytime soon. May 18, 2008
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ALCOHOL: Star Wars Cantina, Beer, It was a Very Good Beer Apr 23, 2006
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ALIENS & UFO's: Send The Marines, Earth Girls Are Easy, The Flying Saucer (part 1&2), Aliens Really Stink Sep 25, 2005
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ALIENS AND UFO'S 0923: Our subject this time is Aliens and UFO's - our most complete investigation ever of that Hot Topic, with eight more extraterrestrial excursions in the bonus segment (most of those have never been uploaded before). Other highlights include our first new track in awhile from Henry Phillips, and an Arctic adventure with England's Mighty Boosh. Jun 7, 2009
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ALL REQEST 07: OK, listeners -- this one's all yours! For the first time in awhile, it's an all-request Dr. Demento show. Along with the hits there are some nice rarities including "Elevator To Menswear," "The Raccoon Song," and "Abdul Abulbul Amir" (ask your grandparents about that one!) Jan 14, 2007
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ALL-AMERICAN 0927: Here's our traditional All-American show for the Fourth of July - ka-BOOOM! Lots of good old red-white-and-blue American dementia, plus a few that needle our wonderful country a little bit (freedom of speech, and all!) This show has the revised version of Baldbox's "U.S. F'n A" (did you know they left out a whole state the first time?) plus Seamonkey's fragrant spoof of "Boom Boom Pow." The bonus tracks survey America's ambivalent attitudes towards our land's first citizens (warning, pervasive stereotypes). Jul 5, 2009
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ALL-TIME Greats 0725 :Among the greatest novelty record artists of all time, Stan Freberg made his mark in the 1950s with devastating spoofs of rock 'n roll music. After that he moved on to other things, but fans have never stopped wishing Stan would use his comic genius to lampoon later pop music trends. Now, The Great Luke Ski, devoted hip-hop historian and a superb parodist in his own right, has created his own Freberg-style skewering of rap music in his ten-minute sketch called "MC Freberg." This show also features a half hour of songs about God. No evangelism here, and no disrespect either...just one brilliant comedy song or sketch after another, each using the name of God in the title in its own way. Jun 24, 2007
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ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLES: Teeth Clenched, Alien Jam, Everybody's Queer, Lesbians on TV Apr 9, 2006
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ARF! It's our annual Dr Demento dog show: In honor of the Dog Days of summer, Frank Zappa, Ray Stevens, Davy Jones (of the Monkees, not the Caribbean), Soupy Sales, Homer & Jethro and many more join our Demented salute to Man's Best Friend. Other highlights include a new English version of that scandalous French heavy-breathing song, "Je t'aime, moi non plus", and new songs entitled "Taxidermal Therapy," "Jewish Is Trendy" and "Tom Cruise." Aug 13, 2006
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BABIES 0801: We celebrate the new year with songs and comedy about new people. We also say farewell to some old friends: Ruth Wallis, Hawthorne, and Bill Strauss of Capitol Steps. (This is the first show with our new format; see separate note). Jan 6, 2008
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BACK TO SCHOOL 0834: Education may never feel quite the same after you hear our back-to-school show. We feature such classroom collectibles as the explosive "Roger Boom," a live performance of Weird Al's "School Cafeteria" from a 1979 Dr. D show on KMET-Los Angeles, and Mike Condello's unreleased "Public School Lunch" along with such well-loved favorites as "Charlie Brown," "Lunchlady Land" and "Bright College Days." In our first half, the Dr D. debut of Luke Ski's all-star tribute to "Battlestar Galactica," two brilliant new satires by Randy Newman and a little salute to the late Isaac Hayes. Aug 24, 2008
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BACK TO SCHOOL: It's back to school on this week's Dr Demento show...with scholastic comedy classics by Cheech & Chong, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Tom Lehrer, Frank Zappa, Adam Sandler and more. We also stick it to Mel Gibson, Lindsay Lohan and other naughty celebrities, and we'll also discover the surprising inspiration for Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison Blues." Aug 27, 2006
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BAD BOYS & GIRLS: Our special topic today is bad boys (and girls) - songs about criminals and other evil people, from Jesse James to John Wayne Gacy, Jr. and including one of the rare demo recordings made by would-be rock star and murder mastermind Charles Manson. Other topics include viruses, germs, the Last Saskatchewan Pirate and the legendary L. S. Bumblebee (a collector's item by Peter Cook and Dudley Moore). Oct 1, 2006
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BAD PEOPLE: World is Full of Bastards, You Got Your Baby Back, Gimme the Head of Old Bin Laden Sep 18, 2005
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BASEBALL 0814: Play ball! Here's our demented salute to America's original national pastime. It's an all-star roster of songs and comedy bits about baseball, from "Who's On First" and "Casey At the Bat" to the steroid era. In the first hour, lots of requests plus some hot new stuff. Apr 6, 2008
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BEATLES 0838: We salute the Beatles this week, with some of the best (and worst) of the dozens of topical songs written about the group during its glorious heyday. We've also got a couple of Sarah Palin songs (more to come, we imagine)...and such hard to find Demented favorites as "The Bears," "Rappin' Duke" and "Oh Boy Do I Love Bears" along with (for the first time on the show) "This Is Planet Earth" by Jerry Samuels (aka Napoleon XIV). Sep 21, 2008
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BEATLES 0938: With all the fuss over Rock Band: Beatles and all the re-mastered Beatles albums, here's a different sort of Beatles tribute: a full hour of songs about the Beatles, recorded between 1963 and 1969. This is different from our previous Beatles tributes; there are no medleys. All of these now-rare records are played complete. Also: songs about football, superheroes, video games and alcohol. Sep 20, 2009
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BEGINNING 2007 0701:And here we go again with the first Funny Five of 2007 (including "The Smoke-Off" and "The Devil Went To Jamaica"!) On this show we also remember the late Charlie Drake, plus 1960s TV animation heroes Joe Barbera and Chris Hayward...and the brilliant Logan Whitehurst ("The Robot Cat") who died at age 29 in December. The show features a half-hour of Logan's music including several rarities and interview excerpts. Jan 7, 2007
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BIRDS 0807: The Dr Demento show takes wing this week with a salute to birds. And bees. And "the birds and the bees." Rare and notable items include Peter Cook and Dudley Moore's spoof of 1967 psychedelia, "The L. S. Bumblebee," our first Florence Foster Jenkins song in 20 years, Rowan & Martin's "Birds and the Bees" and, just in time for the reunion, "We Shot The New Kids On The Block." Feb 17, 2008
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BODY PARTS 0741:Our topic this week is body parts...certain ones in particular, two feminine and one masculine. Note the presence of "Penis Envy" by Uncle Bonsai, which we can't play on the radio since the FCC declared it to be obscene. (If you ask us, it's more morally uplifting than most of what you can hear on the radio these days). This show also contains notable forays into alcohol consumption and insanity. Oct 14, 2007
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BODY PARTS: Toast, Anakin, Quidditch Ball Wizard, Girl Beer, Beer is Better than Women, Chaos, Ebay I Need Your Loving, Marty Feldman Eyes, Freckle Song, You Done Stomped my Heart, Give me the Finger, Your Face, My Sister's Nose, Your Brain Fell Out, Ballad of Optimus Prime, Army Careers, Inner Voice Apr 24, 2005
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BOYS 0723: The subject this week is Boys. Disco boys, cowboys, good boys, bad boys. (It's equal opportunity dementia...we did girls last week). We also salute Dr. Who, Aquaman and the Chicago Cubs, and for good measure, Jesus. And lest we forget...liquor and whores. Just another day in the land of Dementia. Jun 10, 2007
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CANADA 0715: This week we salute Canada. We don't have statistics about this, but it has always seemed to us that Canada produces more comedy per capita than the USA. This show features a special Top Ten countdown of our most popular Canadian songs and sketches, plus such honorable mentions as "Little Toot" and "The Rodeo Song." Other highlights include a couple of tunes for tax time, and new songs about Mitt Romney, software licensing, and Doctor Who. Apr 15, 2007
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CARS 0738:We've got a mighty garage-full of funny songs about cars and driving, and we open the garage doors wide on this show, with car tunes from "Weird Al" Yankovic (a rare demo), Monty Python, George Carlin and lots more, plus some rarities from the very dawn of the automotive era. Sep 23, 2007
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CARS 0739: Once again our subject is Car Tunes...and a race that roars to the finish line with a Top Ten countdown of all time favorite demented car songs. Sep 30, 2007
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CARTOONS (Part2): My Bed Is A Boat, Kill The Wabbit, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, See an Elephant Fly Apr 2, 2006
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CARTOONS 0918: Our show is extremely animated this week - it's got over 30 cartoon themes and demented songs about cartoons. It's like a whole week of Saturday mornings (or matinees!) The bonus tracks are a half dozen forgotten but charming pop songs about Disney characters, from 1929-1936 - very rare original 78's from the Demento Archives (plus one from Musical Mike). May 3, 2009
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CARTOONS: Puddy Tat,Believe in Bugs,Popeye, Betty Boop Mar 26, 2006
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CATS 0833: We salute cats on this week's show. All kinds of cats, and all kinds of opinions about those lovably contrary critters. We also present this week a salute to the late Steve Goodman, and a most remarkable book about Steve that was published recently. Hard-to-find treats include "Marijuana Munchies," "Bubbling Brain Cells" and "(It's Not Nice To Fool) Mother Nature," the latter two on the online version only (the one you can access here). Aug 17, 2008
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CATS 0931: Cats are our topic this week. Well over an hour of kitty ditties including more than a dozen that weren't played last year. Aside from that, Weird Al's latest inspired the Doctor to bring out a couple more nautical favorites...and we remember Walter Cronkite with a rare song about him from the early 1970s. Aug 2, 2009
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CELEBRITIES 0810: This show (or most of it) is all about celebrities. Famous people often inspire scorn, jealousy and/or lust among the satiric songwriters in our culture, and all of those are on display this week...along with songs actually sung by celebrities who did not become famous because of their singing. Other neat items here include "The Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler" (aka The Legend of Gunga Din), the Contra Rap and our first taste of Sean Cullen's scandalous new CD. Mar 9, 2008
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CHILDREN 0812: Songs about nice children can be heartwarming...but the ones about nasty kids are much funnier! Guess which kind of songs we feature in this show. We also salute the late Gary Gygax (co-creator of Dungeons & Dragons), organic restrooms, and the Easter Bunny. Mar 23, 2008
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CHRISTMAS #1 0848: And awaaaay we go with our first Christmas spectacular for 2008. New and inspired songs, old and desired songs, stacks & stacks of 'em piled up every which way under our virtual radio Christmas tree. Everything we love about Christmas, and everything we hate, it's all here, and so is the Top Ten for November. I want to especially point out our x-rated, yes, that's X-RATED bonus segment, filled with some of the most outrageously irreverent holiday songs ever made! Be forewarned...lots of four-letter words and generally disgusting grossness. We've put it at the very end of our stream, making it easier for parents and others not inclined to listen to such things to turn it off without missing such gems as "An Axl Christmas" (in honor of the long-delayed Guns 'n Roses album), "I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas" and "Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday" (an ode to political incorrectness). Nov 30, 2008
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CHRISTMAS #2 0849: Here's show number two of our four-show holiday spectacular for 2008. Highlights include the ever-popular "Blue Christmas" (piggy style) by Seymour Swine & the Squeelers, "Ding! Fries are Done" by Billy from Burger King, and Robert Lund's stupendous new parody of the worst Christmas song ever, "The Christmas Shoes." And for our online listeners only...nothing nasty this time, just 20+ minutes of extreme rarities from way, way back in the Demento Archives. Dec 7, 2008
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CHRISTMAS #3 0750: Santa loses his brains, goes crazy and butchers his reindeer (the most famous of which had already been shot by a deer hunter)...but St. Nick doesn't cop out on Frosty's dope. Granny gets all lit up on fruitcake brandy, though...and then there's that dose of acid, and the hippopotamus, and the sex toys...Just another Christmas in the land of Dementia, with lots of rare items you won't find anywhere else. Dec 16, 2007
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CHRISTMAS #3 0850: Santa rides again (and has other strange experiences) in part 3 of our four-part Christmas Cavalcade of 2008. Lots of old favorites and a few very demented new things. I want to call special attention to the online-only bonus segment which has nine songs a bunch of people have asked for, that we just didn't have room for on the radio version this year. From now on the online-only segments will be transmitted at the end of the show (hope that's OK!) Dec 14, 2008
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CHRISTMAS #4 0751: Here's the grand finale to our 2007 holiday celebration. As is our tradition we favor the old favorites this time - "Christmas Dragnet," "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth," "The Pretty Little Dolly" - but there's also new holiday hilarity, including 2007's most-noticed new novelty Christmas release (The Dan Band), an all-new Bohemian Christmas Rhapsody (not the same one we heard last year), and Santa Claus appearing in the form of a cow (thanks to NorDakota's Mylo Hatzenbuhler). Dec 23, 2007
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CHRISTMAS 06 #4: It's our final Christmas show of 2006, and I think you'll agree we saved the best for last! Brand new demented discs mix with some of our most cherished Christmas oldies. "How Did This Thing Get In Me" by Mary & The Magi is the most imaginative and colorful (and, likely, accurate) new version of the original Christmas story I've heard in years. "Santa's EMail From Nigeria" by Dr. Elmo is another dandy new wrinkle. You'll chuckle at two (almost) forgotten 1950s knockoffs of the Chipmunk Song, not to mention Canned Heat's rare 1968 collaboration with the legendary rodents themselves. Actor Dave Coulier's 1980s "Cartoons Christmas" is a rare find. Stan Freberg's "Christmas Dragnet," Cheech & Chong's "Santa Claus and his Old Lady" and Basil Rathbone's radiant reading of "The Night Before Christmas" help to make the season right. Dec 24, 2006
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CHRISTMAS 0949: Here's the first of our three Christmas/Hanukkah shows for 2009. Old holiday favorites (some of which haven't been on the show in years) mix with contemporary songs reflecting the conditions of Christmas today. More new songs (and oldies too) are in the bonus segment. Dec 6, 2009
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CHRISTMAS 0950: Here's Part Two of our three-part holiday celebration for 2009, with half a dozen Chanukah carols joining our rollicking roster of Yuletide hilarities. WARNING: the bonus tracks this week are what we might call an Anti-Christmas show...songs that are not in what's usually called the Christmas spirit, and are absolutely not recommended for children...but you've told us how much you love these songs that we mostly can't play on radio, so here they are. Dec 13, 2009
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CHRISTMAS 0951: Here's our final holiday show for 2009. Lots of old favorites plus some we haven't heard for years, and a few brand new carols as well. The bonus tracks include, among other things, three of the "worst" Christmas songs of all time. Dec 20, 2009
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CHRISTMAS#2 06: It's Week Two of our four week Christmas-Hanukkah blast here at the Dr Demento show...and this week the Christmas legends get twisted every which way but loose...with such crazed carols as "Christmas In The Nude," "Merry Christmas You Suckers," "Kill A Tree For Christ" and "Christmas On Acid" along with such old chestnuts as "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth," "Christmas Balls" and that eternal favorite, the extra gory version of "The Night Santa Went Crazy" by Weird Al. Plus, as a special treat, the demented ditty from 1998 that may well have inspired the new movie "Deck the Halls." Dec 10, 2006
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CHRISTMAS, 06 #3:Our seasonal festivities roll on with a hilarious mix of Christmas and Hanukkah songs. Tom Lehrer, Adam Sandler and Gefilte Joe and the Fish light Menorah candles, while "Weird Al" Yankovic, Albert Brooks and Chuck Pickleshimer help Dr. D trim the tree. Holiday spirit and holiday spirits are celebrated and satirized in songs like "The Night Santa Went Crazy" (the extra gory version), "Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire" and "I'm Spending Hanukkah In Santa Monica." Dec 17, 2006
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CHRISTMAS, 06: Let the celebrations begin! This week Dr Demento presents Show #1 of our Christmas & Hanukkah party which will run right through Christmas Eve. It's a mixture of weird & wild new demented carols (including one about Christmas on an asteroid, and another in which Christmas gets mixed up with Halloween) and riotous perennials like "Holy S***, It's Christmas" and "Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass." Trim your tree with Dr. D! Dec 3, 2006
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CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH #1 0748: Here we go with Number One of our four holiday specials for 2007. We've got songs for Hanukkah (and Chanukah too) and lots of thoroughly crazed Christmas carols, old and new. (We think "F**K Christmas," as edited by Dr. D., is even funnier than the unbleeped original). "Showdown At The North Pole" should arouse some interesting conversations...the conflict is Jesus vs. Santa Claus. *ALSO* This show is now in improved quality for both members and non-members! Dec 2, 2007
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CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH #2 0749: Here we go again with Part Two of our four-part holiday celebration...songs that only get let out of their cages once each year! Time to trim the tree with Dr. D (and spin the dreidel too). Several sought-after rarities in this show - "Blue Christmas" with Seymour Swine, "Here Comes Santa" by Victor Banana, "Merry Christmas You Suckers" by Paddy Roberts...and "Ding! Fries Are Done" (because we all grab fast food during the holiday crush...who has time to eat anything else?) **ALSO** Please send any comments (good or bad) regarding the improved sound quality on this week's and last week's shows to webmaster@drdemento.com Dec 9, 2007
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CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH #4 0851: With Christmas so close we can almost taste it, here's our final holiday show of 2008 -- with a hearty, hilarious helping of Hanukkah songs to spread the cheer around. All but three of the songs in this show are played for the first (and only) time this year. Once again we have an extended bonus tracks section, including a few items with explicit language. We've placed those at the end so that kids can cover their parents' ears at the appropriate time. Dec 21, 2008
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CLOTHES/GEORGE CARLIN 0827: Along with a closetful of songs about clothes (as previously scheduled), this show includes a tribute to the late George Carlin, with three all-time favorite Carlin recordings plus excerpts from Dr. Demento Shows that featured George as a guest. In addition to the tribute heard on the radio show, online listeners will hear an additional 20+ minutes of George Carlin, including two uncensored recordings (including the one that actually led to that infamous Supreme Court decision) and additional interview segments. This extra material will be heard just before the final segment of the show. Explicit language - parental guidance suggested. "Rarities By Request" will return next week. Jul 6, 2008
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COLLEGE FOOTBALL: Rejected Commercial Jingles, Jedi Drinking Song, Booty Man, Star Wars Prequel Homesick Blues, Space Jam, College Life, Roommate from Hell, Day of the Game, Football is the Game of the Lord, Lonesome Kicker, Chainsaw Juggler, You Won't Succeed on Broadway Aug 28, 2005
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COMPUTERS: Dungeons and Dragons, Soft Wars,Engineers' Rap Mar 5, 2006
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COWS AND COWBOYS: are our special topic, with "Werecow," "A Cowboy Needs A Horse" and lots more beef on the hoof. Also Worm Quartet's new "I'm Not A Girl" and other songs of gender confusion, and an amazing early song by Barry "Eve of Destruction" McGuire. Jul 30, 2006
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D-POD 0718:Here we go again with another "D-Pod Shuffle" show...it's like giant mp3 player picking songs at random from all the thousands of songs played on the Dr Demento show since it began in 1970. You'll hear some of the all-time Demented hits along with songs that have only been played once or twice before, illuminated with Dr. Demento's unique insights. May 6, 2007
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D-POD SHUFFLE 0928: By popular demand, here's another "D-Pod Shuffle" show, where I let my computer pick songs at random. Instead of the logical thought progressions and harmonious segues that I normally take pride in, this one takes us all over the place. New, old, loud, soft, nice, nasty, profound, stoopid, whatever! Great fun! Don't miss "Star Trek-A-Polka," which hasn't been heard for over 20 years. In the online-only segment we'll hear two (2) vintage episodes of the dreaded Audio Torture Chamber, plus perhaps the darkest piece of dark comedy I've ever played on the show ("Answering Machine" is not recommended for children!!!) Jul 12, 2009
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DEMENTED DANCE PARTY 0822: This week's show features a Demented Dance Party. Let's do the Time Warp again...along with the Funky Gibbon, the Punk Polka and the Curly Shuffle. The bonus online segment features some vintage dance instruction records, in a montage narrated by Dr. D quite a long time ago. Also note the Weird Al rarity in segment 2. Jun 1, 2008
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DEMENTED SIDE OF COMMUNISM: Gas Money, Russian Band Stand, Hole in the Iron Curtain, In Russia May 1, 2005
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DIETING: Pencil Neck Geek, Diet Song, Grapefruit Diet, Eat Too Much, The Jedi Drinking Song Jan 22, 2006
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DOGS 0932: We salute the dog days of summer with our more or less annual Dr. Demento dog show. Here are more canine classics than we've ever had on a single show, with even more doggie ditties featured in the bonus segment. Dr. Demento Debuts include "Platform Wars," the definitive spoof of those Mac Vs. PC commercials, and the PG-13 rated "Sex Positions Song." (With the title words masked, the latter sounds like delightful nonsense). Aug 9, 2009
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DPOD 0809: Random choice rules on this show! All the songs were picked at random from the thousands of songs I've played since 1970, as listed on the Demented Music Database (www.dmdb.org). Among the scarcer items are Alliance's hip-hop deconstruction of "Fish Heads," Bobby Pickett and Peter Ferrara's tribute to the 1976 King Kong remake, and a 1961 single by Dick Van Dyke. Mar 2, 2008
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DR DEMENTO'S FARM 0920: We visit Dr. Demento's Farm this week - where laughter grows tall. It's our biggest-ever bumper crop of agricultural Dementia, with eight extra rural rarities in the bonus segment. Also featured is Luke Ski's tribute to Tom Lehrer, who claims to have invented the alcoholic concoction called the Jello Shot. May 17, 2009
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Dr. Demento D-Pod, 0705: By popular demand, it's - the return of the D-Pod Shuffle! We put together a list of all the songs played on the show since 1974, and picked 29 of them at random! Along with such all time hits as Deteoriorata, Wildwood Weed, and, Poisoning Pigeons In The Park, songs we haven't aired in twenty years or more. Fans of Tiny Tim, Frank Sinatra, Spike Jones and hillbilly humor should be especially delighted with what we turned up. Feb 4, 2007
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DR. DEMENTO WEB SHOW UNCENSORED: Specifically created for web use only. Sit On My Face, Party In My Pants, Big, Bad Johnson Apr 10, 2006
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DR. DEMENTO'S FARM: Kitten is Angry, Food of Choice, Turdy Point Buck, Vader Boy, Old MacDonald Had a Farm, I am Cow, Down on the Electronic Farm, In the Mood, Baa Baa Black Sheep, Psycho Chicken, We Couldn't Start the Tractor, Marvin, Anakin, Devil Went to Jamaica May 15, 2005
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DR. DEMENTO'S ZOO 0921: This week we visit Dr. Demento's zoo - and some wild places too - with a tall stack of songs about wild animals of many species. The bonus segment in particular has a lot of items you aren't likely to find anywhere else. Our first two segments introduce a half dozen most excellent new songs. May 24, 2009
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DR. DEMENTO'S ZOO: Curly Shuffle, Cause I'm a Blonde, I Wear Cologne, You Won't Succeed on Broadway, Reasons to be Miserable, Little Hybrid, Cheese Boogie Deluxe, Kitten is Angry, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, 99 Dead Baboons, Gnu Song, Nellie the Elephant, Vader Boy, Epithets, Anakin May 22, 2005
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EARTH DAY 0516: We Are The Worms, Sarah Cynthia Stout, It's Not Nice To Fool Mother Nature Apr 17, 2005
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EARTH DAY 0716: Here's a show to celebrate Earth Day, and especially that stuff so much of the Earth is covered with dirt! We'll hear Demented songs about dirt in all its dimensions. We'll also hear a couple of glorious items about pot smuggling in the 1970s...including "The Saga Of Smuggler Bill" by The Congress of Wonders (of "Star Trip" fame), unheard anywhere for over 30 years. NOTE: this show includes one song which was deleted from the broadcast version of the program due to the Don Imus episode. Warning: "Boyz-N-The-Hood" contains language that might offend some listeners. Apr 22, 2007
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EASTER 0915: Our Easter Sunday show celebrates several traditions that go along with Easter...Easter bunnies, Easter eggs, and chocolate in particular. The online-only bonus tracks have some especially hard-to-find examples, including the 100-year-old "Rabbit Hash" and also "The Chick," which appeared for one week only on the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart, in 100th place. Apr 12, 2009
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EASTER AND FERTILITY SONGS: Chocolate Is fine, In The Mood, Kiss This (Hey IRS), (These Eggs Were) Born To Run Apr 16, 2006
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EASTER SHOW 0714: Dr. Demento salutes Easter Sunday with special nods to the primeval symbols of fertility that have become so much a part of Easter celebrations today, since the holiday falls right around planting time each spring: eggs, chocolate, and especially the ever-so-prolific Easter bunny. We'll also celebrate the fertility of canines with "The Shameful Ballad of Lijah, the Precocious Orchard Queen" ...we'll exhume that hard-to-find novelty classic "The Last Blast Of The Blasted Bugler" (aka The Legend of Gunga Din) and we'll check out the underground musical comedy that's the hot topic in L.A. right now, "The Beastly Bombing." Apr 8, 2007
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EASTER/RODENTS 0513: Waffle Whiffer, Kill The Wabbit, Hamster Love, Squirrels Mar 27, 2005
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EASY SONGS FOR HARD TIMES 0901: Our first show of 2009 spotlights the economy. We're calling it "Easy Songs For Hard Times." Along with songs inspired by the current SNAFU, I located some songs from the early 1930s when we were experiencing some very similar situations. Some of those songs are surprisingly cheerful! We could use a little of that cheer today. Jan 4, 2009
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ELECTION/TOP TEN 0844: Here's our election special for 2008. Along with new songs about Obama, McCain and Palin (somehow we just didn't get any Biden songs) we have lots of curiosities from past elections, promoting candidates both real and imaginary. The online-only bonus segment includes a Firesign Theatre rarity -- both sides of a picture disc single released to commemorate the 1980 election. (Sorry, no pictures). And then we move on to something really important - the Top Ten for October. Nov 2, 2008
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ELVIS PRESLEY 0732: A half-hour tribute to Elvis Presley: whose death thirty years ago inspired hundreds of musical tributes, serious and otherwise. We'll bring back some of those tributes along with some laughter from the King himself....and we'll also hear how Elvis helped inspire Dr. D to get into radio. Aug 12, 2007
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FANTASY TOP 25 0945: Something we haven't tried before this week...we present a "fantasy countdown" compiled by listener Steve Szeli of Newburgh, NY. This is essentially a countdown of Steve's favorite demented songs. It contains a nice mix of classic Demented hits with some items not heard all that often. We hope to present more "fantasy countdowns" on an occasional basis in the future, and we invite you to send your list! (Use the "request a song" feature at www.drdemento.com). The "bonus tracks" are some deserving new songs we somehow haven't been able to fit into the regular show. There are a couple of naughty words here and there. Nov 8, 2009
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FAST FOOD: (and a large orange drink - SAY IT! DRINK!) We explore the deeper meanings of burgers, hot dogs and tacos. Also: more new Tiny Songs by Logan Whitehurst, plus Hot Jewish Chicks, Boobs A Lot, and a Fungus Among Us. Jul 16, 2006
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FATHER'S DAY 0724: Our annual Father's Day show. All Dads are welcome to listen...however, a healthy sense of humor is a prerequisite. Also featured: hot new songs from Sudden Death (re the drug industry), the great Luke Ski (re "Family Guy"), Man Bites God (re primates who may be happier than we are) and Possible Oscar (re one of the most popular sound effects in movie history). A special tip of the tophat to funny music artist "Silly Nelson" Duncan, currently serving with the US Army in Mosul, Iraq. Jun 17, 2007
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FATHER'S DAY 0824: We celebrate Father's Day with an hour of songs about fathers, and men in general. Warning: Dad will need a healthy sense of humor to handle a couple of these. For our online listeners, Rarities By Request features a couple of outhouse oratorios, a little-known but delightful Coasters song and a nicely noirish Logan Whitehurst piece from one of his early collections. Jun 15, 2008
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FATHER'S DAY 0925: Our Father's Day celebration has an hour of fatherly favorites (plus more on the bonus segment). As with our Mother's Day madness, a healthy sense of humor is essential! Also featured - Todd Snider's new song about Dock Ellis, who pitched a no-hitter for the Pittsburgh Pirates while tripping on LSD, and a trio of movie star tributes. Jun 21, 2009
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FATHER'S DAY:Happy Father's Day from Dr. Demento! Father's Day humor tends to be somewhat less respectful than what you might hear on Mother's Day..."When The Mush Begins To Rush Down Father's Vest," for instance, or Brian Wilson's ode to his father Murry, "I'm Bugged At My Old Man." We'll also hear Shel Silverstein's "Father Of A Boy Named Sue," and a song that gets right down to the heart of fatherhood, "I'm Gonna Procreate" by Worm Quartet. We'll also hear, among many others, Stan Freberg's very first hit record, "John and Marsha," and that Odd Couple Tony Randall and Jack Klugman singing "When Banana Skins Are Falling, I'll Come Sliding Back To You." Jun 18, 2006
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FAVORITE DRUG: Gentry's Gin, Chug-A-Lug,I Like Beer, Hangover 9 Coronas Apr 30, 2006
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FISHIN' 0736: Somewhere in the Land of Dementia, the fish are bitin'...and even if they're not, fishin' is so relaxin'...you can just sit there on the dock or in your boat, commune with nature, and maybe make up a song about it all. We've got several of our all time fave fishin' songs this week, and also songs about fish as entrees, and even fish as personalities, along with classic comedy songs about beer, strong wine, and rehab, not to mention Adolf and Osama. Sep 9, 2007
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FOOD 0720: Our topic for this show is Food. We all love food! We haven't properly celebrated Food since 2000 ("dieting" doesn't count) and we make up for lost meals by serving a super smorgasbord this week with funny food songs and comedy by Cookie Monster, Adam Sandler, George Carlin, "Weird Al" Yankovic and lots more. (Even more funny food songs next show!) May 20, 2007
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FOOD 0721; Our funny food song festival takes over the whole show this week (except for the Demented News) with dozens of rare and delicious delights from Dr. Demento's personal pantry. Appetizers include "I Love Onions," "I Like Stinky Cheese" and "Cheese Boogie Deluxe"...for the main course, "She Dances With Meat" along with "Call Any Vegetable" and "I Will Not Smooch The Pickle"...and for dessert (along with "Cheesecake") we'll have an all time all funny food song Funny Five. Bon appetit! May 27, 2007
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FOOTBALL 0836: We salute football season with hilarious pigskin perennials by Andy Griffith, Tom Lehrer, George Carlin and Adam Sandler, and lots of lesser known surprises including two different songs imagining Jesus Christ as a football player. Non-football rarities include radio personality Don Imus' first record, from 1971, a 1950s track by Milwaukee legend Mad Man Michaels, and "The Old Sow Song" from 1937 complete with gloriously unprintable mouth noises. Sep 7, 2008
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FOOTBALL: The Dr. Demento Show salutes football this week! In addition to all-time comedy classics from George Carlin, Bill Cosby and Tom Lehrer we'll dig out some long-forgotten pop and novelty songs about the game, including Randy Newman's very first record. Of course we'll hear Andy Griffith's famous football routine...but we'll also hear a much earlier Jewish version of the same tall tale! Sep 10, 2006
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FOURTH O" JULY 0726: Here's our annual All-American show for Fourth of July week. Songs and comedy from all around this crazy country. Special highlight: Whimsical Will's annual summer movie spectacular, honoring the new Transformers movie. Jul 1, 2007
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FRANK ZAPPA 0846: This week's show is entirely devoted to a tribute to Frank Zappa, commemorating the 15th anniversary of his death. It traces his career in roughly chronological fashion, concentrating on his humorous music but also exploring his R&B roots, and the avant-garde music which he considered to be his best work. Many interview excerpts from Frank's appearances on the Dr. Demento Show are included. This is not a repeat of our 1994 tribute show; it is newly written and produced. The online bonus segment comes at the end this time, and is much longer than usual (about 33 minutes). It features Frank introducing rare records from his personal collection, and also three Zappa favorites we can't play on the radio. IMPORTANT: Parental guidance is strongly suggested for the last three tracks in the online bonus segment; there is strong language and possibly objectionable subject matter. Nov 16, 2008
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FRIENDS 0727: Not just a TV show anymore! Friends can be people you want to make love to, people you used to make love to, people you would never dream of making love to...even dead people. They can also be dogs, other animals, or even inanimate objects. All those meanings of friendship and more are explored through funny songs on this week's show....which also features cats, monkeys, sharks and skinny dippers. Jul 8, 2007
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FUNNY 25 0852: And away we go with the Funny 25 for 2008....the 25 hottest and coolest songs of the year. Old and new, long and short, loud and soft, famous and infamous...nothing but the hits on this show! This week's "Rarities By Request" features some footnotes to the Funny 25 - "Robots" unbleeped, an earlier take of "Fish Heads," some 1980s work by Chris Mezzolesta of Power Salad, and, by popular demand, the original B-side of "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-haa!" which is the same song backwards. Dec 28, 2008
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FUNNY 25 0952: Here they are...the hottest and coolest songs for all of 2009. The bonus tracks feature songs that made our year-end countdowns in the past, but have not been heard much lately. Dec 27, 2009
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FUNNY 25 2006: Here's the show you've all been waiting for - the most requested demented discs of 2006, counted down from #25 to #1. All your favorites together in one show! Call it the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Dementia, for this year anyway! All songs played in their entirety. Dec 31, 2006
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GEORGE W.BUSH (Red state songs): The Ballad of Irving, Kinko the Clown,Them Moose Goosers,Arab Alabama, Grope Me Gently Jan 16, 2005
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GIRLS: 0722 The subject is "girls" on this week's show...a stack of thirteen songs, all with the word "girl" in the title. Frank & Moon Zappa, Tom Lehrer, Henry Phillips, Tiny Tim, Jill Sobule and the Dead Milkmen are among those saluting youthful members of the feminine gender. (The boys get it next show!). Other highlights include the song with the longest title we've played in some time, an updated version of "The Liar Sleeps Tonight," and..."Grandma's Uterus," which must be heard to be believed. Jun 3, 2007
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GREEN 0811: St. Patrick's Day, the spring equinox, and Easter, all in the same week! It's enough to turn the Dr. Demento Show green, and that's exactly what happens. Mar 16, 2008
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GROUCHO TRIBUTE 0733: Thirty years ago August 19, just three days after Elvis Presley died, we lost another great entertainer, Groucho Marx. Our half-hour tribute to Groucho features the best-loved songs from his movies along with his long-unavailable "Funniest Song In The World," heard in its entirety. Another highlight is "Dementia Revolution," which pays tribute to the whole recent history of funny music. Aug 19, 2007
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GUITARS 0740:This week we celebrate the guitar. We wouldn't have rock 'n roll without the guitar. Did you realize that the guitar is one of our culture's true hermaphrodites? Its body is obviously, lasciviously feminine...but the neck is just as clearly phallic...just look at any hard rock guitarist on stage and that's so obvious. This show also features the classic "Moose Turd Pie" and various musico-sexual adventures. Oct 7, 2007
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HAIR 0929: A very hairy show this week, featuring an hour of songs about that stuff that grows out of our heads (or used to, anyway). Also featured: four songs about teeth and dentists, three about Harry Potter, and one about nuclear waste (complete with explosion). Jul 19, 2009
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HALLOWEEN #1 0842: Here's Part One of our annual two-part fright festival...a whole show full of spooky tunes and scary melodies to trick and treat your mind (with a brief time out for Weird Al's birthday, and his brand new song). Rarities include the original "Carmen Miranda's Ghost" and Bobby Pickett's "The Monster Swim," plus a special set of "ghosts from Halloweens past" recorded in the 1930s. Oct 19, 2008
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HALLOWEEN #1 0942: Here's the first of our two Halloween specials for 2009, featuring all-time favorite "spooky tunes and scary melodies." Notice the exciting new versions of "I Put A Spell On You" and "Haunted House." The bonus tracks are mostly from the early days of rock 'n roll and include several rare items never before heard on the show. Oct 18, 2009
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HALLOWEEN #2 0843: Here's Part Two of our annual Halloween festival. Segment One features Halloween-type songs from (or inspired by) TV and the movies. Ghosts, goblins, zombies, werewolves, a werecow, and many other frightening friends are saluted before we arrive at our traditional last dance, the Monster Mash. Oct 26, 2008
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HALLOWEEN #2 0943: Here we go with Dr. Demento's Big Halloween Party For 2009 Part Two. This week we have an All-Time All-Halloween Top Ten Countdown! By popular demand we have brought back the original version of "Carmen Miranda's Ghost," with the castanets. This week's Bonus Tracks include over 30 minutes of rare Halloween blasts from the past, including the earliest recording of "Psycho," and a song by Johnny Legend, co-writer of "Pencil Neck Geek." Oct 25, 2009
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HALLOWEEN 06 Part 2: Part Two of our two-part Halloween special features an all-new interview with Mr. Monster Mash himself, Bobby "Boris" Pickett, along with lots more spooky tunes, scary melodies and haunted hits like "I'm Gonna Dig Up Howlin' Wolf," "Cemetery Girls," and "I Want My Baby Back." Oct 29, 2006
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HALLOWEEN 06: Be scary and merry! You are now in the presence of the first of Dr. Demento's two Halloween specials for 2006. Our Spooky Tunes and Scary Melodies this week include some rarities from deep in the catacombs ("The Man With The Weird Beard," for instance, and Elvira's very hard-to-find singing debut, "Trick Or Treat") along with a Frightful Five countdown of this year's most requested haunted hits. Bonus: "Mr. Ghost Goes To Town" by the Jon Schwartz Project, which was Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz's band before he joined Weird Al. Oct 22, 2006
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HALLOWEEN#2-0743 2007 Halloween Party Part Two, with lots more spooky tunes and scary melodies...all time favorites, rarities from way down in the catacombs, and some new blood too. Includes "I Want My Baby Back," "The Ballad of Bloody Guts," "With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm" and a special Frightful Five countdown. Oct 28, 2007
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HAPPY EARTH DAY 0816: We celebrate the earth, and the dirt it's made of. We also say an early goodbye to Royal Canadian Air Farce, which will call it a career soon after 37+ years...and hello to The Great Luke Ski's new version of "The Chainsaw Juggler," with 18, count 'em 18, guest stars. Apr 20, 2008
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HAWAII 0805: Warm up your radio! This week we leave the ice and snow behind and head to Hawaii for an hour of tropical Dementia. Spike Jones and Space Ghost join some of Hawaii's greatest home-grown humorists on this week's show. Feb 3, 2008
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HAWAII: Squirrels, Hamster Love, Aliens Really Stink, My Clone is an Idiot, Booty Man, It's All about the Pentiums, Brak's Hawaiian Vacation, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Loving You is Surfing You, Hawaiian Lei Song, Who Stole my Pakalolo, Chainsaw Juggler, Army Careers, Epithets Jan 30, 2005
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HIPPIES: The Byrds, The Beatles, The Mothers Of Invention May 21, 2006
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HUMAN BODY 0937: In our second hour this week we celebrate the human body in all its glory. Lots more songs about body parts are included on our online bonus segment, which is uncensored - no bleeps allowed on the bonus tracks! (Parental guidance suggested). Also this week: a four-song celebration of Talk Like A Pirate Day. Sep 13, 2009
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HUNTING 0745: It's hunting season again in the Land of Dementia. Way scarier than Halloween! We have ten hunting songs this year. Some are pro-hunting, others are anti-hunting, but all of 'em are funny and entertaining. There's also a rare and scary song about insanity by the recently departed country star Porter Wagoner. Along the way, with just a bit more seriousness, we salute Veterans Day, November 11 Nov 11, 2007
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HUNTING 0845: Here's our salute to Hunting Season 2008. Along with such perennials as "Da Turdy Point Buck" and Tom Lehrer's "Hunting Song" we have new hunting songs by Project Sisyphus and by those heroes of "outlaw" hunting, BadBob & Jimmy. We also salute Veteran's Day this week...and sheep, noses, and text messaging. Nov 9, 2008
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HUNTING SEASON: Now that Halloween is over, something even scarier: hunting season! Men running through the woods with guns! Giant deer! Amorous moose! Always one of our most popular topics, featuring "The Second Week of Deer Camp," "Morris the Moose" and "Da Turdy Point Buck." We'll also have a demented salute to the election (with "The One That Doesn't Suck So Bad" and "The Liar Sleeps Tonight"), an Australian salute to Arnold Schwarzenegger, and "Monster Hash" as it might (not) be sung by Bush and Chaney. Nov 5, 2006
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IDENTITY CRISIS? 0802: We explore the subject of identity with "I Am" type songs. "I Am" a cow, a whale, an astronaut, a train, a lumberjack, a gnu, and my own grandpa...not to mention Larry. Our artist of the week is the Mrs. Ackroyd Band, from England and Wales, featuring Les Barker. Jan 13, 2008
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INSECTS 0728: On this Dr. Demento Show we celebrate our friends in the insect kingdom, our funny friends the flies, the ants, the bees, the cockroaches, creepy crawly bitey bitey, itchy scratchy nasty nasty! Theere's also a rat song and three worm songs, plus two superheroes and a world full of bastards for good measure. Jul 15, 2007
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INTELLIGENCE 0709: "Let us put man and woman together to find out which one is smarter!" On this Dr. Demento Show we celebrate intelligence. Teenage brain surgeons. Smart girls. Evil geniuses. "Weird Al" Yankovic's salute to Jerry Lewis (and Frank Zappa). We'll also hear rare tracks like "The Thorazine Shuffle," Benny Bell's "Humoresque" (the song about goosing statues in the park) and "My Name Is Puka." Mar 4, 2007
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JAZZ 0729:This week's special feature is the demented side of jazz. A lot of people today take jazz very seriously. We forget that jazz was originally good time party music, and a lot of funny stuff went along with that..."Laughing In Rhythm," "Cement Mixer (Put-tee Put-tee)", "Reefer Man" and of course "Who Put The Benzedrine In Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine." Along with the funny side of jazz this show also features demented gems like "My Wife Left Town With A Banana," "The Masochism Tango" and the ever-popular "She Left Me For A Destitute Quadriplegic Because Of The Good Sex." Jul 22, 2007
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Just as surely as December leads into January, holiday feasting leads to dieting (at least for a lot of us!) This week's feature segments explore the ins and outs of dieting with comedic gems like "Too Fat Polka," "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Eat It" and "Fat" and 400-lb. actor Victor Buono's "Fat Man's Prayer." Also included: brand new songs by Worm Quartet and The Four Postmen, and the grand finale for Mr. Whitekeys and the Fabulous Spamtones. Jan 21, 2007
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LABOR DAY 0536: Alone Again, Are You Lonesome Tonight (laughing), My Clone is an Idiot, Sinister Lunchmeat, Swift Kick in the Rear, Dog Eat Dog, When I'm Cleaning Windows, I'll Never Work There Anymore, Coffee, Lunchlady Land, My Attorney Bernie, Bricklayer, 1955, Vader Boy Sep 4, 2005
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LABOR DAY 0735:For Labor Day weekend, we celebrate the funny side of work. Yes, there is such a thing, and these songs prove it! Here are demented work songs for electricians and proctologists, baristas and bricklayers, even rock & roll road managers. You can also hear a 1955 song about immigration, and a 1906 piece about dog fighting. Sep 2, 2007
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LABOR DAY 0936: Labor Day was invented in the late 19th century as a way for the US government to show American workers (especially union members) that the government loved and respected them. Nowadays most Americans mostly think of Labor Day as the last barbecue of summer, but there are a whole lot of great and funny songs about working, and we can't think of a better time to play them. Sure beats actually working! The bonus tracks have some entertaining, rare and historical songs and comedy bits about labor unions, including Pete Seeger at age 21 (with the Almanac Singers), plus Carlton the Doorman. Sep 6, 2009
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LAUGHTER is a universal language: 0717 - even, sometimes, in comedy. This week's Hour Two topic is "Dementia Around the World" funny songs like "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa" and Weird Al's "Jurassic Park" in a variety of foreign languages, and some other songs that don't need translations. Other highlights include a Mammary Trilogy, some Short Attention Span songs, and some "Nashville crap." Apr 29, 2007
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LITTLE THINGS: (boobs-a-lot, The Smallest Thing Known To Man, Wet Dream) Oct 9, 2005
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LIVE IN STUDIO 0829: An extra-special show this week: Every song in the second hour of the show was recorded live on the Dr Demento Show, between the mid-1970s and the mid-2000's. Many of these performances haven't been heard since their original broadcast years ago. Tom Stankus' "Existential Blues" is especially exciting, with lots of elements not heard on the currently available recorded version (including those "Impossible Dream" lines). Along with the familiar September 1980 version of "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Another One Rides The Bus," online listeners (only) can hear Al's encore performance from April 1981...like "Existential Blues," this performance also has some extra added attractions. The first half of the show features, among other things, a virtually brand new Dickie Goodman production (!) Jul 20, 2008
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LIVE IN STUDIO PT.2 0840: Here's another hour-plus of performances recorded live on the Dr. Demento Show from 1976 to 2004. Many of these haven't been heard since the original air dates, and very few are available anywhere else, even online. Also notable: the Dr. Demento debut of the delightful Max Raabe. Oct 5, 2008
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LOVE SONGS 0806: Nearly the entire show is devoted to Demented love songs. Our Valentine's Day salute is bigger and better than ever! Feb 10, 2008
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Magic 0730: Our topic this week is "Magic and Wizardry." Yes, it was inspired by the current wave of Harrymania, but it goes deeper, with funny and profound songs about magic in many guises...even a magic phonograph record. Other songs cover such topics as rich city folks moving to the boonies, drugs on the Starship Enterprise, and the dressing/undressing facilities at your local Renaissance Fair. Jul 29, 2007
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MARIJUANA 0946: Our topic this week is marijuana. We've never made the evil weed a main topic before -- it's still illegal, after all -- but there are thousands of songs about it. We're only scratching the surface, but here's a nice little survey of the best of the more humorous marijuana melodies. The bonus tracks include some rare gems from the 1930s. (As is our custom, the first two segments offer a variety of new and old funny songs on other subjects). Nov 15, 2009
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MARRIAGE:It's June, and marriage is the theme. Shel Silverstein, Carla ulbrich, Jackie Gleason and Worm Quartet contribute Jun 11, 2006
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MEDICAL DEMENTIA: Hardware Store, Rap Institute of America, TV Mama, Punk Rock Heaven, Space Jam, Puking in the Parking Lot, Alone Again, Outside the Hospital, Prednisone, Goodness Gracious Me, Working Where the Sun Don't Shine, 2600, Dumbledore Sep 11, 2005
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MEDICINE 0744:Dr. Demento offers a different sort of musical medicine this week a half hour of funny songs about the other kind of doctors (and nurses, and hospitals, and patients too). The first hour offers a whole lot of new music, including songs by Richard Cheese, Dave & Brian, and YouTube's "Mr. Safety" plus a very rare Leona Anderson collectible. (Note: the two medical segments were previously broadcast on Sept. 10-11, 2005; the rest of this show is new). Nov 4, 2007
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MEEEEOW!: Cats take over the show this week, with a half hour of klassik kitty ditties like "The Robot Cat," "I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat" and "My Cat Is Afraid Of The Vacuum Cleaner." Mel Gibson gets a Dr. Demento salute with two new songs about his Malibu malaprops. We'll also celebrate Nothingness Day with The Fugs, and bring back funny favorites by Stan Freberg and the "Park Avenue Hillbillie" Dorothy Shay. Aug 20, 2006
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MOTHER'S DAY 0819: Happy Mother's Day! Here's our biggest ever stack of motherly dementia. The online-only bonus segment features three very hard-to-find 1970s tributes to the Spike Jones style, plus two even more sought-after specimens of very naughty wordplay. May 11, 2008
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MOTHER'S DAY 0919: Here's our Demented salute to Mother's Day 2009. Recommended for mothers with a keen sense of humor, and anyone else who'd like to explore the rich veins of comedy inspired by the universal condition of motherhood, and all its psychological impilcations and complications. Our bonus for this show is a 1973 interview with Frank Zappa, in which he introduced The Shaggs for the first time, talked about his early (pre-Mothers) recordings, and also played some cherished 1950s R&B items. May 10, 2009
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MOTHERHOOD-Uncensored: Puking In A Naked Girl's Bed, I Am Not A Terrorist, It's Still Billy Joel To Me, New Frantics CD, Three Satires of George w. Bush May 14, 2006
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MOTHERS DAY 0719:This show features a sweet stack of songs especially selected for Mother's Day. (OK, there are a couple of sour ones too). There's also a tribute to one of our best friends in funny-music-land, the late Bobby (Boris) Pickett, several outrageous new songs, and the omnipresent Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent. May 13, 2007
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MURDER 0841: We have a killer show for you this week...the topic is murder. Lawyers, boy bands, a wabbit, a purple dinosaur, and your mama are all targeted in this musical crime wave. The online-only "Rarities By Request" features a couple of Mideast-oriented songs that were extremely controversial in their day. Another rarity is the Blues Brothers' unreleased version of "Sink the Bismarck." Oct 12, 2008
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NO CLOTHES 0828: We get naked (or rather, nekked) on the radio this week...our subject is nudity, as celebrated in songs from the 1930s to the 2000's. "Rarities By Request" features Harry Lauder, who for three decades was the most famous, highest paid stage comedian in the English speaking world, and a rare and raunchy tune from the Caribbean called "Sixpence." Jul 13, 2008
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NONSENSE 0941: There are those who say the Dr. Demento Show is nonsense. With this show, we aim to prove them right. This show has over an hour of utter and absolute nonsense. We also celebrate Columbus Day. Oct 11, 2009
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NUMBERS 0916: We do it by the numbers this time! Every song is based on numbers, from one-half to 700 billion. The online bonus tracks include a couple of unreleased rarities not heard in over 20 years - "Eight Arms to Hold You" by Damaskas (with Barnes & Barnes) and "14" by The Bombardiers, which has to do with the number of times an average person passes gas on an average day. Apr 19, 2009
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ONE-HIT WONDERS 0837: We salute One-Hit Wonders this week. A One-Hit Wonder is an artist who has great success with one song, then never has another hit worth reckoning with. In the 1950s and 1960s there were a great many one-hit wonders. Thatalso happened to be the Golden Age of Novelty Records, and we salute many of those. Toward the end of the show we also salute artists who had a single song place high on one or more of the Dr. Demento Show's year-end countdowns, but never enjoyed a followup hit. In the early part of the show we salute Talk Like a Pirate Day (Sept. 17), and tip our top hat to the late Jerry Reed. Sep 14, 2008
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Our subject this week is the blues...the demented blues. The funny blues. There's more of that than you might think...from such certifiably funny folks as "Weird Al" Yankovic, Henry Phillips, and Martin Mull...not to mention Screamin' Jay Hawkins. Other highlights include a stack of songs about cloning (no, they aren't all alike) and "Snoopy Vs. The Red Baron" by the Royal Guardsmen, together with the Royal Guardsmen's new sequel, recorded forty years later! Jan 28, 2007
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PIRATE DAY 0737: This week's show salutes International Talk Like a Pirate Day (Sept. 19) with a half hour of songs about Captain Jack Sparrow and other legendary scourges of the high seas. We also have demented salutes to Senator Craig, the drunken astronauts, and the brave drivers of NASCAR. Sep 16, 2007
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PLACES: Downer's Grove, My Home Town, Talking New York, Born in East LA, Istanbul not Constantinople Jan 23, 2005
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POLICE: Today's special topic is Police -- not Sting & Co. but real cops -- good cops, bad cops and funny cops. Artists include Stan Freberg, Harry Shearer, Lord Buckley and Steve Allen (on a rare early novelty single). Other highlights include Weird Al'a latest polka medley, "She Left Me For A Destitute Quadriplegic Because Of The Good Sex" and "The Intergalactic Laxative." Oct 8, 2006
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PRESIDENTS - Brokeback Mountain, The Liar Sleeps tonight, My Daddy is President Feb 19, 2006
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PRESIDENTS 0903: The Dr. Demento Show goes all-Presidential! In honor of the inauguration of Barack Obama, and to help prepare him for the comedic zingers that are sure to come his way in the next four years, we offer a retrospective of the comedic abuse heaped upon several former Presidents, one soon-to-be-former President, and one would-be-President-elect. As with last week's Scandals show, many long-unavailable collector's items are included. Jan 18, 2009
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PRESIDENTS DAY 0707: This show features a demented visit to Australia...including the novelty song that was Australia's all-time best selling single for many years, "A Pub With No Beer," and the uproarious pun-filled comedy routine that took its place, "Australiana." We'll also hear such all time faves as "Boobs A Lot", "Chicken Fat" and "Beep Beep," and we'll celebrate President's Day with a song the current president might not be too fond of. Feb 18, 2007
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RADIO 0711:The special topic of this radio show is radio itself. We'll hear George Carlin's classic lampoon of a top 40 DJ the bit that made George famous in 1967 plus Stan Freberg's biting satire of payola and many other vintage bits and songs. In the first hour we'll celebrate St. Patrick's day and introduce a new song by Lemon Demon (of "Ultimate Showdown" fame). Along the way we'll hear "Carrot Juice Is Murder," George Gobel's salute to the Ancient Order of Turtles, and the Sound That's Made By Worms. Mar 18, 2007
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RADIO 0910: Our subject this week is Radio...songs and comedy bits about radio from various eras, especially from the original heyday of radio in the 1920s, and the heyday of Top 40 in the 1950s (and the payola scandal that followed). Our bonus tracks include a great radio blues (by a singer better known as "Smiley" Lewis) and two hilarious radio satires from the 1920s. (N. B. - "Radio Impressions" and "Twisting The Dials" are here presented in their entirety -- earlier appearances of these items in our online shows are excerpts only). Lots of exciting new stuff in our first hour! Mar 8, 2009
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RANDOM D-Pod: Eat it, Wreck the Malls, One Hen, The Ballad of Gumby, Reinstalling Windows May 7, 2006
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RANDOM SELECTIONS dPOD:Have you ever wished you had an mp3 player with the entire Dr Demento library? Well, here's the next best thing...Once again we entered all the song titles into a database and asked our computer to select a bunch of songs at random. This show is the result of all that! There are songs here we haven't played in decades, and some familiar Demented hits as well. Sep 17, 2006
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Random Songs from Y to B - 1974 to Now Feb 5, 2006
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RECORDS 0909: We celebrate records this week...those big flat round black things people used to put on turntables when they wanted to hear some music. Given up for dead not that long ago, they're BAAACK with a vengeance, and we're here to cheer them on, having loved records since early childhood. Our bonus track segment this week has even more Records About Records...lots of things that will never be on CD or even iTunes...and the "regular" part of the show has a couple of hidden bonuses for online listeners only: "The White Knight" is the extended version, three minutes longer, only released as a 45 rpm B-side...and "Genie, the Magic Record" has 2 1/2 minutes of extra magic. Mar 1, 2009
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RELATIVES 0911: We celebrate relatives on this week's show -- you know, all those people in your life that you don't get to pick and choose! Aunts, uncles, brothers, sisters, cousins and so on. There's also a nice long set of demented St. Patrick's Day favorites. The online-only bonus set has more songs about relatives. (Note: "Granny And The Kid" is unedited and has a bit of explicit language, as does "How's Your Hole Family.") Mar 15, 2009
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ROAD TRIP 0940: The Dr. Demento Show takes you on a headphone road trip across America (and a few other places) with songs and comedy about places and spaces from New York to California. Also: some rare album tracks by the late Henry Gibson. Oct 4, 2009
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ROCK N' ROLL 0712: However you choose to spell the "and" in the middle, or even if you leave out the "roll", it's been young America's favorite music for half a century...and a ready-made topic for comedians from both inside and outside the rock world. We'll hear some of the funniest rock & roll lampoons, from "Pop Hates The Beatles" to "Talkin' Seattle Grunge Rock Blues." Other faves on this show include "The Son Of Irving", the story of "Cinderella" and her two sisty uglers, and, in honor of March Madness, "Basketball Jones." Mar 25, 2007
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SAINT PATRICK'S DAY: Cheney's Got a Gun,Shove a Shillelagh, The Hunting Song Mar 12, 2006
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SALUTE TO SPRINGTIME: Springtime for Hitler, Poisoning Pigeons, Tennessee Bird Walk Mar 19, 2006
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SCANDALS 0902: Our Hour Two theme this week is "Scandals" - especially those involving powerful, wealthy and/or sexy people who behave in bizarre, distasteful or dishonest ways. Starring Britney, Michael, Jim & Tammy, Bill & Monica, and more. Many of the songs heard here are very hard to find today, having disappeared from the marketplace as their subject matter faded from the tabloid covers. This theme dovetails with next week's show, which celebrates the inauguration of Barack Obama with lots of songs and comedy bits about his predecessors and their scandals. Jan 11, 2009
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SCHOOL 0734: It's off to school, and then on to college, with funny songs about higher (and lower) education by "Weird Al" Yankovic, Tom Lehrer, Randy Newman and lots more, including a 101-year-old record that shows that college life in 1906 wasn't all that different from today's in some ways! (Fraternity hazing was an issue back then too). Also a tribute to Merv Griffin. Aug 26, 2007
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SCHOOL 0934: It's back-to-school week on the Dr Demento Show. We won't try to sell you any clothes or backpacks or cellphone accessories - but Dr Demento did bring along a whole lot of crazy songs and comedy about school, from kindergarten to college. The bonus tracks will get you extra credit! Aug 23, 2009
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SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY: Fat as I Am, Three Idiots I, We Didn't Start the 80's, Robot Cat, Speed Racer, Slow Talkers of America, Why Does the Sun Shine?, Mr. Wizard & Timmy, Richter Scale, Volcano Song, Stealing Like a Hobbit Feb 27, 2005
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SCIENCE FICTION 0747: We celebrate science fiction this week, with a big stack of songs and comedy bits about famous and infamous works of sci-fi, including salutes to Star Trek, Star Wars, Lost In Space and a Dr Demento Martian Trilogy. Nov 25, 2007
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SCIENCE FICTION: Flying Saucer, Beam me up Scotty, vulcan Rubdown, Martian Boogie, Astro Boy, Bar Trek, Marvin the Paranoid Android, Never Set the Cat on Fire, Star Wars Cantina Mar 6, 2005
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SELF 0815: Further explorations of the self - I Wish, I Have, I Feel, and more. Also a couple of politically incorrect hits from the 1960s, a couple of tax time tunes for April 15, and the world's oldest known musical recording. Apr 13, 2008
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SHORT SONGS 0907: Every three years or so Dr. Demento gathers up some of the shortest songs in his archives. This time, as in 2005, he sequences them so that they get shorter and shorter as the show progresses, for an exhilarating rush to brevity. The opening song, Steve Martin's new "Late For School," has nothing to do with that. Neither does the online-only bonus segment, dedicated to Tiny Tim, and featuring a funny and revealing interview with Minnesota radio personality T. D. Mischke. Much of the interview is devoted to Tiny's unique approach to personal hygiene. (We'd rate it somewhere around PG-13). Feb 15, 2009
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SPECIAL TOPIC 1986: Blow Me Down, Paranoimia, Ukrainian Uranium Bread, Christmas at Ground Zero, Life Sucks, Then You Die, Big Butt Aug 6, 2006
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SPRINGTIME 0912: Here's our demented salute to springtime...its birds, its flowers, its worms and showers...and some baseball too. We also have a farewell salute to the 20th century's second most popular American boy soprano, the late Jimmy Boyd. The online bonus tracks include some very hard-to-find 1960s singles by Jimmy Boyd as an adult vocalist, in songs he wrote together with Bobby Darin, and with Leon Russell and J. J. Cale. (Also - "Wal-Martian Rhapsody" and "Beer!!!", which appear in slightly edited versions on the radio show, are unedited for the online version). Mar 22, 2009
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STAR TREK: Happy 40th Birthday, Star Trek! We celebrate the anniversary of the original series debut with an hour of Star Trek-inspired demented discs, including a special all-time all-Star Trek funny five. We'll also celebrate Labor Day with the famous "Bricklayer's Story" and other fun songs about working, and we'll welcome another song from "Weird Al" Yankovic's forthcoming CD "Straight Outta Lynwood." Sep 3, 2006
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Star Wars. REQUESTS 0708:And here it is, one of our most requested special features - a salute to Star Wars. The entire second half of the show is devoted to demented tributes to all those great happenings a long time ago in a galaxy far far away...including an all-time all-Star Wars Funny Five! First half features include "It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long," "Sexist Racist Classist Agist Homophobic Ignoramus" and the first-ever recording of "Fish Heads," made two years before the familiar version and featuring very different lyrics. Feb 25, 2007
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STUPIDITY 0710: In 1956, a television legend got together with two of that era's greatest radio stars to make what turned out to be one of the worst novelty records of all time. "The Space Man" flies again on this Dr. Demento show! Our main topic this week is stupidity, and we'll have a couple of really stupid songs (including the one that's sweeping Canada like a curling broom, "Liquor and Whores")...but mostly these are hilarious songs about stupidity, from "If I Only Had A Brain" to the one about "